03x21 - April Ghoul's Day/Monster's New Bed

[bunniefuu]

♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
in Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters
on every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
and we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
a human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue
with pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not
so different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our tastes
may be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest
monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl
in a human world ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange,
but it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina]
"April Ghoul's Day."

[ring]

-[yawns]
-[Wolfie barking]

Okay, Wolfie, I'm up! I'm up!

-I'm-- Whoa!
-[barking]

I'm up all right!

Up on the ceiling!

What in werewolves?

April Ghoul's!

I can't believe I almost forgot
our favorite holiday!

I love Transylvanian tricks!

And the gags! And don't
forget about the pranks!

[fangs chattering]

Aah! Oh!

The old chattering
fang gag!

Gets 'em every time!

Whoo! Hold me!

[chuckles]
April Ghoul's Day

really brings
the family together.

Oh, yes. A whole day of silly,
spooky surprises awaits us

after breakfast.

Ah, yes.
After breakfast,

where absolutely nothing
at all surprising or unusual
is going to happen.

-Or is it?
-[giggling]

Oh! Uh, bonjour!

How is my favorite
little ghoul today?

Uh, come, come, come.

Let me show you
to your seat, Madame.

[giggles] I don't know if I
should sit down, Chef Remy.

It is April Ghoul's Day,
you know.

Ohh! I-I-Is it?

Oh! Who has time
for such silly things

when a scrumptiously
scary breakfast awaits, huh?

You don't have
to tell me twice,
my good skeleton, sir.

-[ghostly shrieks]
-Aah! Aah!

[laughter]

Demi, it's just
an OooOoopie cushion!

Mama and Papa put one
on my chair last year.

Oh, please! I knew that!

I wasn't surprised at all!

No, no,
I just thought I, um...

you know, uh, left
the faucet running, yes!

-[chuckling]
-Yoo-hoo.

Your non-pranked breakfast
is served, batkins.

It smells monsterlicious,

but I think I know
what's under here.

You mean a mouthwatering,
well-balanced breakfast?

Hoo hoo! Let me at it!
I'm starving!

-[snakes hissing]
-Aah! Aah!

Why did it have to be snakes?

-[laughter]
-Demi!

That's the same prank
from last year, too.

Only last year,
you were so surprised,

you fell through your chair.

Ah, you know,
April Ghoul's Day
never disappoints.

It's one of my favorite
Hauntley traditions.

But if all of the pranks
are the same as last year,

I don't think
they'll be very surprising.

We know them all.

I'm sorry, little Vee.

Now that we live so far
from Transylvania,

we didn't have a chance to go
to FAO Shrieks this year

for the latest magical pranks.

So we have to make do

with the same tricks
from last year.

Wait a second!

I know who doesn't
know our pranks!

My friends!

Poppy loves
our Transylvanian holidays,

and so does Bridget.

When she's
not covering her eyes.

I'll invite them over.

It'll be a scream!

[doorbell screams]

[everyone snickering]

Shh! Places, everyone!

Hi, Vee.
You wanted us to come over?

[nervously]
For a very important
Transylvanian holiday?

It's not something
like Spider Day, is it?

Don't be silly!

[relieved sigh]

-That's in November.
-[gasps]

Come in. Come in.

A little more.

A little less.

Vee, what is going on?

Now!

-April Ghoul's!
-[laughing]

Of course there's
a Transylvanian version

of April Fool's Day.

You totally slimed us!

-[laughter]
-Yep!

And the best part is,
no clean-up!

That's amazing!

You bet!

It's the most ghoultastic
day of the year!

[music playing]

♪ April Ghoul's Day,
fiendish and fun ♪

♪ Playing magic pranks
on everyone ♪

♪ April the first
totally rules ♪

♪ Have yourself
a happy April Ghoul's ♪

♪ Put a flying spell
on all the rugs ♪

♪ Or charm tonight's dessert ♪

♪ Hide some
Transylvanian tickle bugs ♪

♪ Inside Papa's
favorite shirt ♪

♪ April Ghoul's Day,
what could go wrong? ♪

♪ Haunterific high jinks
all day long ♪

♪ Fill the backyard
full of bright jewels ♪

♪ Have yourself
a happy April Ghoul's ♪

♪ The prank itself
is just the start ♪

♪ The laughs we share
are the most ghoulish part ♪

♪ April Ghoul's Day!
Magical folks ♪

♪ Playing all
the greatest monster jokes ♪

♪ Having a blast,
laughing like fools ♪

♪ Everybody,
happy April Ghoul's ♪

♪ Everybody, happy
April Ghoul's ♪

April Ghoul's Day
sounds so fun.

I'm really good
at surprising Edgar,

but I've never played
a magical prank before.

Me, either!

Where do we start?

Uh, oops!

I think you may have
missed a spot of slime.

Huh?

We'd better go
into the bathroom

and wash it off.

[snickering]

Aah!

Bridget, what's wron--

Aah!

That slime turned me
into a troll!

And it turned me
into a werewolf!

A-a-awoo!

-April Ghoul's!
-April Ghoul's!

-[giggling]
-Wait! What?!

I cannot believe
we fell for that one.

Yeah. I was ready
to go howl at the moon.

Can you show us
how you did that, Vee?

I want in
on a magical prank.

Just follow me.

Ha!

What kind of prank
are we gonna play?

I think we should play
one on Gregoria.

She's always so seriouuuus!

-Whoa!
-Ohh!

This is kind of fun!

In a dizzy sort of way!

-Whoa!
-Whee!

Whoa!

-Can't stop!
-[Boris laughing]

Whoa! Uhh!

April Ghoul's!

Wasn't that fun?!

Mama and Papa always get me
with the magic ice!

It's a Transylvanian classic.

Yeah! Fun.

I'm just glad there were
no spiders in that web.

[half-heartedly]
That was a good one...

again.

Let's go have
a quick snack break.

[giggling]

Oh, no. That sounds
like we're about
to get pranked again.

I thought we
were going to celebrate

April Ghoul's Day
together.

Me, too.
I was excited to have fun

and learn some new pranks
with Vee,

but all the jokes
are on us.

Yeah. It's always better
when we do things together.

Let's just tell Vee
we like being pranked,

but we want to play
some jokes, too.

She'll understand.

That's weird!
Where'd everyone go?

-Whoa!
-Ohh!

Talk about a spring
in my step!

Stop these shoes!

I wanna get off!

Whoa! Maybe we should
just hop on home

till April Ghoul's Day
is over!

April Ghoul's!

Jumping beans in your shoes

is a pretty
bat-tastic prank, right?

Chef Remy totally got me
with that one last...

-[door creaks]
-...year.

Poppy, Bridget?
Are you leaving?

Sorry, Vee.

I think maybe April Ghoul's Day
isn't our thing.

Uh-oh. Did I go too batty
with the pranks?

Too much slime?

Too slippery?

To Transylvanian?

It's not
the Transylvanian stuff.

[giggling]

[whispering]
Now's not a good time, Demi.

No scream pies?

-Okay, taking care of it-- Oh!
-[pie screams]

Ooh! Heh heh!

The magical pranks were
actually really cool.

Yeah. I've never ice skated
in a hallway before.

But we thought we were
going to be playing
pranks together,

but all the pranks
were played on us.

Yeah--
the slime, the mirror,
the jumping beans.

It's not so fun to be
the only ones getting surprised.

You're right. I'm so sorry.

I guess I got
a little too excited
about April Ghoul's Day,

and I forgot to let you
in on the pranks, too.

It's okay. We know
it's one of your favorite
Hauntley traditions.

Your family
has a lot of fun,

but we want
to have fun, too.

Then let's do a prank
on my family, together.

Now you're talkin'.

What kind of prank?

Gloom buzzer?

No. We got Papa
with that last year.

Witching powder!

Uh, no.

Ghost door? No!

Oh! My family
knows all the classic
Transylvanian pranks.

We've been celebrating
April Ghoul's Day

for a long time!

You're in luck,

because we know
some classic human pranks

that I bet even Gregoria's
never seen before.

Pranks without magic?

That's a bat-tastic idea!

My family won't know
any of those.

[giggling]

Oh! This is gonna be the best
April Ghoul's Day ever!

Boris dear,
can you pass the salt?

Of course, my spook.

-[squeaks]
-What in gargoyles-- ?

Why's the salt squeaking?

Maybe try the pepper.

[horn tooting]

It could be
a witch's curse, or a...

April Ghoul's!

-Huh?
-Oh, of course!

-[laughter]
-Oh, you... Boris!

You got us! But how?

Easy. Squeakers
in the salt shaker.

I've never heard
that one before,
but I love it!

You are ghouly good!

[laughing]
What a fangtastic prank!

[Boris and Oxana laughing]

Ha ha! No one's gonna fool
this April Ghoul again.

Huh?

Ooh! Clever!

Here, little cupcake!

Ooh! Oh, come on!
Just a little nibble!

Oh, no, you don't!

Whoa!

[giggling]

April Ghoul's!

[giggles]
Vee? Poppy? Bridget?

That was a good one!

But for real, who's
gonna eat that cupcake?

-Ooh! Mmm!
-[giggling]

What a delicious prank!

Mm-mm-mmm!

[humming]

Oh! No, no, no,
little ghouls! Ha ha!

I will not fall
for ze silly pranks.

I am too dignified.

-Aah h* h* h*!
-[giggling]

I have ze rubbery
chicken arms!

[laughing]
Oh, all right!

You clever
little monsters!

You have gotten me!

April Ghoul's!

[laughing]
Rubber chickens!

Ah ha ha! [sighs]

Those pranks
were spooktacular!

I've never seen
my family so surprised.

[giggles]
Demi and the cupcake?

[giggling]
Rubber chicken arms?

Bridget, Poppy,
you were right.

The best part
was having fun together.

I'm sorry I didn't
realize that sooner.

Oh, and, uh,
we're sorry, too.

We should have known
you adorable humans

would have
the best pranks ever!

We always have more fun
when we stick together.

You can say that again.

Plus, doing it together
makes us better friends.

And that's what today's
really all about.

Thanks for making this

a scary good
April Ghoul's Day.

It's nice seeing
other people get
surprised for a change.

I already have some ideas
for next year.

I'm thinking something
ooey and gooey.

[giggles] Come on!

Let's go get a snack.

Uh, for real this time.

[wind-up unicorn whinnies]

Aah!

[giggles]

[Chef Remy screams]

You got me!

[girls]
Happy April Ghoul's Day!

[Chef Remy] Aah!

[Vampirina]
"Monster's New Bed."

[giggling]

I love playing Fright Tag.

But if you scream,
you're "it."

And I scream
at everything.

Not screaming is easy.

Just stay strong as a rock,
like me!

-Boo!
-Aah!

h* h*! Gotcha!

Oh, I'm ghostly good
at Fright Tag!

Fine, I'm it,
but not for long!

-Boo.
-Aah!

Aah! Oof!

I guess I'm it now.

Don't worry.

You just have to make
someone else scream.

[Boris chuckling]

Like my dad!

Hmm...

-Roar!
-Aah!

Fright Tag!
You're it!

Why didn't anyone tell me
you were playing?

It is on!

[moaning]

[giggling]

[whispering]
Remember not to scream.

[moaning]

Wherever could they be?

[snickering]

-Aah!
-[all scream]

Ha ha! I win! I win!

I made all of you scream!

-[crash]
-[grunts]

What in Dracula's name
is going on in here?

That is exactly
what I would like to know!

Aah!

Oh! Looks like I'm it again.

There's no need
to be scared.

It's just Harold Creaks.

Mr. Creaks is
our Under-the-Bed-Monster.

He's the best
Under-the-Bed-Monster

a haunted home
could ever have!

Indeed! But Under-the-Bed
is my home,

and this bed seems
to have seen better days.

Uh, batty-boo,

the bed just collapsed
out of nowhere...

when I jumped on it.

You know I can't resist
a game of Fright Tag.

Yes, I do know that.

Sorry, Mama.

That bed is
over 600 years old.

Better it falls apart now

than when a guest
is sleeping on it.

But we do
have another guest
coming this evening,

which means we'll need
a new bed in a hurry!

A new bed?!

But I've been living
under this bed for centuries.

It's my home.

I don't want to have to move

under a new bed.

I know how you feel.

I didn't really want
to move from our house
in Transylvania,

but if our family
hadn't moved,

I never would have met
Poppy and Bridget.

And now we're best friends!

-It's true!
-Totally!

So maybe getting a new home
for you won't be so bad.

Maybe a new bed could be

a nice change for this monster.

But not just any bed

is good enough to
be a monster bed.

What do you mean?

A bed is
just a bed, right?

Just a bed?!

Is Dracula just a vampire?

Is a jack-o'-lantern
just a pumpkin?

Good question, huh?

Wait, wait, I got this!

A bed is my home,

and for me to live
under a new bed,

there are so many things
which I shall need!

[music playing]

♪ Proper clearance
from the floor ♪

♪ Is of course
an outright must ♪

♪ In adherence with
the Monster Codes on dust ♪

♪ Throw in spiders
and their webs ♪

♪ For the utmost sense
of dread ♪

♪ You can never overdo
doing up the underbed ♪

♪ Make it creaky to the max ♪

♪ Keep the shadows extra deep ♪

♪ If it's squeaky, I'll
enjoy a good night's sleep ♪

♪ Add a hint
of musty air ♪

♪ And remember
what I've said ♪

♪ You can never overdo
doing up the underbed ♪

♪ To unlock a bed's potential ♪

♪ Here's a list of things
that are essential ♪

♪ Something dusty,
something new ♪

♪ One foul sock
and lots of goo ♪

♪ Something dusty,
something new ♪

♪ One foul sock
and lots of goo ♪

♪ Say that rhyme until
it's stuck inside your head ♪

♪ You can never overdo
doing up the underbed ♪

Well, it's settled.

We simply cannot pick
a new bed without you.

You'll have to come
to Transylvania with us.

I think it's time
to find the perfect new bed!

Whoa! I'm glad our parents
gave us permission

to go out
with Vee's family today!

I wouldn't have
wanted to miss this.

My mom heard
"furniture shopping"

and almost came along.

Welcome!

Please take a spook around
at our collection of beds!

Perfect for
a frightful day's sleep.

-[whimpers]
-Mr. Creaks, are you okay?

I must say,

this place is enormous!

I haven't been out in the open
like this in 400 years.

Then we'll just
have to figure out a way

to help
you feel comfortable.

I believe
I should feel much better

if I could stay under a bed.

Hmm... How about
this floating ghost cot?

Want to give it a try?

I suppose this is sort of
like being under a bed.

Great! Now,

let's all look around

and find the perfect new bed
for you to live under.

Mmm...

Ah! How about this one?

I like my beds
nice and soft.

This bed is so comfy!

It's like I'm sleeping on air!

That's
because you are on air!

[giggles]

This bed looks like candy!

-[sloshing]
-Oh, no!

It's a slime bed! Aah!

Fright Tag! You're it!

Fine.

Just pull me out.

Ugh! That slime
looks so gross!

It's perfect!

I'll take it!

Ah! An excellent choice!

It's our gooiest bed.

Which one
should we pick?

I'm afraid I do not know.

It is rather hard to see
with this cot upon my head.

You could always
come out from under it.

Great ghouls, no!

That is out of the question!

We shall have to go around
to the beds one by one.

-[sloshing]
-This one's too wavy.

Mm, not enough shadows
underneath.

D'oh! My eyes!

This one is too bright.

Aah! And way too pink!

That's what monsters'
nightmares are made of!

Ooh,
absolutely frightful.

But we need to keep this
zooming along.

At this rate, we won't
find a bed in time
for our new guests.

It is not easy

with a cot floating
over my head all the time.

-Well, you could--
-Come out from under this bed?

It cannot be, Vee.

The Creaks have
been living under beds

since the day
that beds were invented.

I'd rather not come out until

we've selected my new home.

This floating bed
is perfect for us.

Let's buy it.

No! Wait!

Aah! Egads!
I've been de-bedded!

Oh! No, no, no, no, no!

I need to find
a new bed over my head!

[grunts] But this bed
is not spooky!

Not creaky enough!

My name is Mr. Creaks,
after all!

Oh! Come back!

Oh, no!
We have to find him!

-Here he is!
-Too clean.

-Oh! I found him!
-No spiders!

I lost him!

-I don't see him.
-I got nothing.

Not here!

He's too fast.

How are we gonna find
a new bed in time

if we can't
even find Mr. Creaks?

Maybe
that's the problem.

We're not just
looking for a bed.

We're looking
for Mr. Creaks' new home.

What was it
he said a bed needed?

Oh, uh,
it was something rusty,

uh, something that goes moo,

a howling clock,
and lots of blue,

like moi.

I don't think
that was it.

It was something dusty,

something new.

[together] One foul sock
and lots of goo.

But what if none of the beds
here have all of those things?

Hmm, then
we'll have to fix it

so one of the beds
is perfect.

Good thinking, batkins.

I can use a spell
to create dust bunnies.

Thanks, Mama!

Poppy and Bridget,
can you find something new?

We're on it.

Demi, Gregoria, I need you
to find one foul sock.

Why do I always get stuck

on foul sock duty?

And, Papa, you think
you can find a lot of goo?

Anything for Mr. Creaks
and my little Vee.

Gotta find a perfect bed.

Mmm, nope.

Ugh, no!

Hmm... No.

Uh.

Not it.

Nope.

Huh. That looks like something
Mr. Creaks could live under.

Too soggy!
Too many feathers!

Oh, I hope he likes this one!

Over here, Mama!

I've got
some dusty dust bunnies.

[giggles]

We borrowed some crayons
from the sales-monster.

And we drew
this brand-new picture

of you
and Mr. Creaks dancing.

[Vampirina] I love it!

This definitely counts
as something new.

That's something dusty.

And something new.

We still need to find
one foul sock and--

I found the towel
Poppy used to wipe
all the goo off.

Heh! Pretty gooey.

Thanks, Papa. Now we
just need one foul sock.

Yeah, about that.
Um, Boris?

After running around
from Fright Tag,

we figure your socks
must be pretty foul by now.

You're right.
Delightfully foul.

Oh, stinky sock! Eww!

That's everything!

Now we have to
get Mr. Creaks' attention.

Something dusty,
something new,

one foul sock
and lots of goo!

Oh! Well, this bed
looks interesting.

Hmm, good creepiness.

-[bed creaks]
-Music to my ears.

Good floor to bed height.
Plenty of shadow,

but does it have all the spook
it needs underneath?

Why don't you take a look?

I say!
So many dust bunnies!

What have we here?

This drawing of Vee and me
is fangtastic!

And so new!

[sniffs] The crayon
still smells fresh.

[Mr. Creaks]
I adore it so much!

And wherever did you find
such a foul sock?

Courtesy of my foul feet.

I'm so proud.

My, my,
look at all this goo!

Oh! [giggles]

I believe I shall sleep with
this cozy goo towel every night.

So do you like your new bed?

Does it feel like home?

Absolutely! I declare it
to be perfect!

Even better
than my old home.

I'm going to
be an even better
Under-the-Bed-Monster

in my new home
under this bed.

I think we have a winner!

We'll take it!

I think this new bed looks
pretty bat-tastic in here!

Good work, everyone.

This room needed
a fresh bit of spook.

Thank you, Vee,
and everyone!

Thank you

for finding my new home.

I know I was
a little nervous to move
to a new Under-the-Bed,

but now that I'm here,
I am very excited!

We're so glad
you like your new home.

Our home wouldn't feel
complete without you.

Thanks, Vee.

I really do feel at home.

[doorbell screams]

And just in time!
Our guests are here.

Guess I better get back

under the bed.

Screamy dreams, everyone!

See you later, Mr. Creaks.

That leaves
just one last thing.

What's that?

-Eee!
-[giggling]

Fright Tag! You're it!

Oh, it is on!

[contented sigh]

[girls giggling]

[theme music playing]