03x07 - Weekend with Granpop/Haunted House Call

[bunniefuu]

♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters
On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue
With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different
Underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest
Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl
In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange
But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina]
"Weekend with Grandpop."

Mama, Papa,
look who's here.

All ready for our sleepover.

I packed extra
Scare Buddy pillows to hug

in case I get scared.

You're going to have a frightful
time this weekend, girls.

We'll miss you while we're away,

but I know you'll be
in good hands.

Yes, they will.

Even though my hands,
you know, are see-through.

-[giggles]
-Demi, you get the weekend off.

Remember?

Nanpire and Grandpop
are coming to stay.

Oh! Right!

Does that mean I get
to join the pillow fight?

Please. Oops.

I don't think so.

Oh, oh, sorry, sorry.

-[doorbell rings]
-That must be Nan and Grandpop.

-[ghostly cackle]
-Huh?

[giggles]

Grandpop?

-Grandpop!
-Vampirina.

My little grand-ghoul.

Look at you.

My, your fangs
are really coming in.

[giggles]
Whoops. And mine are coming out.

[laughs]
Thanks.

What are you doing?

Making monster milkshakes,
of course.

And trying out
my new invisibility spell.

-[snaps fingers]
-[gasps]

-Whoa.
-Wow. Cool.

That must be why everyone
calls you Grandpop the Great.

Girls!

Spookiful to see you.

-Hi, Mr. Grandpop.
-Pop? Where's Mom?

Oh, is Nan going to arrive
in the cauldron

like she did last time?

Hello?

Nan? Nan?

[echoing]

I'm afraid Nanpire
had to stay home.

Cousin Goopy needed some help
babysitting the Swamp-tuplets.

I know you were looking forward
to seeing your Nan, screamkins.

I was. But it's okay.

It's been a while
since I've had

just a weekend with you,
Grandpop.

And now Poppy and Bridget
can join.

Wonderful,
because I've planned

the most spooktastic
weekend ever.

We'll do everything we used
to do in Transylvania,

but bigger,
better, and battier.

♪ Just wait till you see
All the fun that I've planned ♪

♪ Your weekend with Grandpop
Will truly be grand ♪

♪ Just me and my Vee ♪

♪ It's here finally ♪

♪ A weekend with
My grand-ghoul ♪

♪ A spine-chilling picnic
With you and your friends ♪

♪ With spooky enchantments
The fun never ends ♪

♪ A hair-raising hike ♪

♪ The spells that we like ♪

♪ A weekend
With my grand-ghoul ♪

♪ It's so bat-tastic
To be here ♪

♪ Let's do the things we loved
Back home, my dear ♪

♪ So break out your broom
And we'll go for a spin ♪

♪ A trip
To the new monster zoo? ♪

♪ Count me in ♪

♪ The Petrified Park ♪

♪ A graveyard at dark ♪

♪ A weekend
With my grand-ghoul ♪

♪ A weekend with
My grand-ghoul ♪

[laughs]

First on our monstrously
fun agenda,

a haunted picnic awaits.

Now that's what I call
food to go.

Uh, shouldn't someone
tell Grandpop

we can't let anything
magical outside?

Oh, dear. Pop isn't as used
to doing things the human way

here in Pennsylvania.

What if the neighbors
see something

spooky or magical
while we're away?

My mom did say she'd be
coming by with snacks.

And lunch.

And dessert.

I know Grandpop wants to do
all the monstery things

we used to do back home,

but we have plenty of human
friendly fun we can show him.

You're right. I suppose it's
nothing to worry our wings over.

Well, should we get our
spooktastic weekend started?

-Yay!
-That's our cue. Thanks, Pop.

Have a wonderful
weekend together.

Bye, Mama. Bye, Papa.

Ooh, let's catch up
with our picnic.

Oh, great Drac.
Can't forget the cake.

Uh, Grandpop?

A picnic sounds bat-tastic.

Except we probably
shouldn't take floating food

to a human park.

We can use this.

It's a little more
human-friendly.

And ghost-friendly.

Hide as many magical desserts
in here as you like.

I promise I won't eat them.

Only taste test.

In large bites.

[stomach gurgles]

Well, I suppose that works.

[whistles]

[gasps]

To the haunted forest.

-Huh?
-I mean, park.

[all chuckle]

Vee, what's your
grandpop doing?

Oh, no.

Grandpop and I used
to bring Penelope

on our picnics
back home.

Yoo-hoo, girls!

[gasps]
My mom!

Oh, Mr. Hauntley.

How nice to see you again.

Terror tidings
to you, Edna.

Where are you all off to
with your, uh, plant?

On a leash?

Doesn't everybody
walk their plant?

Yeah.

Penelope loves the sun.

[laughs nervously]

[laughs]
Oh!

You Hauntleys
are hysterical.

[both laugh]

She's very friendly.

And so is Wolfie.

-Aren't you, boy?
-Grandpop, don't...

...do that.

Oh, no.

Girls? Everything okay?

-[grunts]
-Huh?

Edna, you must try
my homemade chocolate cake.

[gasps]
Oh!

Did you hear that?

Sorry. That was Demi--

Uh-oh! He means
a Demi-glaze cake.

[gasps]
Ooh!

I never knew
you were a baker.

[laughs]

I've been baking
since the 1880s.

[straining]
Can't hold the werewolf.

Mom, why don't you
go get some plates?

[Edna]
That's a fabulous idea.

I'm on werewolf patrol.

Sorry, spookums.

I forgot that Wolfie
can't have milk around humans.

It's okay.

It's just, we probably
shouldn't take floating food

or a monster plant
or a werewolf to the park.

That doesn't leave
many options.

But I am sure we can still
make the weekend spooktastic!

Mr. Hauntley, exactly what kind
of cake did you give my mom?

-A chocolate chuckle cake.
-[all gasp]

-[laughs]
-Oh, no!

That's a magical cake.

-[cackles]
-Ah!

This cake, it's...

l-l-laughing.

-[cackles]
-Oh!

That's because it's...

a prank cake, yeah.

Grandpop brings one
every time he visits.

[laughs nervously]

Bye, Miss Peepleson.

Phew. That was close.

[cackles]

This is no
laughing matter.

Mm-mm.

This weekend is going
to get pretty batty

if things keep going like this.

Grandpop really isn't used
to doing things the human way.

Who's ready for mummy tag
in the backyard?

Grandpop?

Maybe we should keep
this weekend simple?

You know, not magical.

Or monstery.

Where's the ghoulish fun
in that?

I know I might have made
a few tiny mistakes,

but I promise it's all smooth
screaming from here.

Then let's do one of our
favorite human activities.

Like movie night.

Yeah. It's really fun.

And normal.

We always make a blanket fort
and eat popcorn.

Blankets and popcorn, huh?

Say no more,
my little ghouls.

I have a bat feeling
about this.

[all]
Whoa!

What in ghouly
graveyards?

Ah! It's a ghost!

It's me,
you goofy ghoul.

[laughing nervously]

And now, for some
lively snacks.

Yum! I love extra
poppy popcorn.

Oh! Except when it
pops away from my mouth.

Hey, come back!

[barks]

Vee?

This isn't how we normally
do movie night.

No, this is how me and Grandpop
used to do it.

[doorbell rings]

[Edna]
Hello?

My mom really
has the worst timing.

Grandpop,
it's Miss Peepleson.

We can't let her see
any of this.

You don't like it,
screamkins?

I do, just not if Miss Peepleson
sees all this magic.

Don't worry, I'll make this
all disappear

with my invisibility spell!

Yoo-hoo!

Ah!

-Oh, no.
-Oh, bats!

Is my mom invisible?

I think so.

[Edna]
I brought dessert.

Something we can actually eat.

Thanks, Mom.

Let's take it
to the kitchen.

I'll help-- Oh!

Bridget I'm standing
right here.

Yes, you are.

I see you.
Right there.

I don't know what
in scare-nation happened.

I never meant to cast
my invisibility spell on Edna.

It's okay, all you have to do
is reverse it.

Like, right now.

Oh, bats.

This weekend isn't turning out
the way I hoped at all.

Grandpop, I know you wanted to
make this weekend spooktastic,

but the "spook" part
is the problem.

We have to do things
a little differently

now that I live
in Pennsylvania.

Like not using spells
that cause magical mayhem.

I should know.

He's right about that.

I'm sorry, little Vee.

I thought this weekend
would be a chance for us

to really bond.

Bat to bat.
Grandpop to grand-ghoul.

But I've made a mess
out of things today.

I'll call your parents.

I'm sure they can make
a quick stop home to fix this.

After all,
their wings are better

at navigating the human world
than mine.

But Grandpop,
we need you.

You're the only one
who knows

how to make Miss Peepleson
reappear.

And I'm really enjoying
our weekend together.

It's just, we don't need
to do the same things

we did in Transylvania.

As long as we get
to spend time together,

that's all that matters.

I love you, Grandpop.

And there's nothing that will
ever change that.

You're right.

What would I do without you,
my little Vampirina?

I love you too,

with all my haunted heart.

All this mushy-gushy stuff
is great,

but we've still got an invisible
human in the kitchen.

I'll get our weekend
back on track.

[Edna humming]

How's it going
in here?

Really confusing.

We need to fix this
before my mom catches on,

wherever she is.

[Edna]
Who wants ice cream
with their pie?

-I do.
-Me.

Now, Grandpop.

Mom! There you are!

Well, I was standing here
the whole time.

[both giggle]

Oh, this is nice,
batkins.

I never thought something
so simple and human-y

could be so fun.

It doesn't matter
what we do.

It's always the most
spooktastic weekend

when we're together.

Popcorn?

Hm. It looks delicious.

-But where's the pop?
-[snaps fingers]

[screams]

Ah, there's the pop.

-[laughs]
-[Demi] Sorry.

[Vampirina]
"Haunted House Call."

[whistling]

I've got the monster chess set.

Ghost toast is ready.

Oh, and some of the spookiest
monster movies

this side
of the Transylvania River.

[sighs]

All that's missing is...

Vampirina!

There you are.

Ready for Demi and Vee's
special day?

Oh, I set up all the things
we love to do,

just us two
adorable ghouls.

Oh, sorry, Demi.

I got to go to Bridget's
and help her

give Miss Cuddle Cakes a bath.

We'll do it another time.

Aw, but we already rescheduled
it last week,

and the week before that too.

[Vampirina]
I know.

But we'll do it
real soon, okay?

I promise.

Okay. You know, sure.
It's fine.

I'll just find someone else

to do Demi and Vee's
special day with.

I'm sorry, Demi, but we have
way too much work to do.

The Spider Queen's
coming to stay with us,

and she's so particular
about webbing.

[Boris]
Uh batty-boo?

I think I may have added
too much webbing over here.

Oh! Let me help, dear.

Thank you,
Oxana, darling.

Wish we could we could spend the
day with you, but we're swamped.

Oh, spooks, we've got a swamp
monster coming to stay too.

Better go get the extra-slimy
moss out of storage.

[sighs]

[Gregoria]
No can do, Demi.

It's my duty to guard
the roof today.

And there are a couple of crows
up here I just don't trust.

-[cawing]
-Hey!

I'm watching you.

Oh. Okay,

Huh, everyone in the house has
been busier than bats lately.

Oh! Wolfie. You'll hang out
with me, won't you?

Oh, you want to play fetch?

Come on, come on,
just get the ball.

-It's fun.
-[ball squeaks]

[snoring]

Yuck. Oh, right.

I'll stop trying
to make fetch happen.

[chuckles and sighs]

I guess I'll just
hang out with, well, me.

After all,
I am very cute.

And entertaining.

[sneezes]

Oh!

And sneezy.

Ah-boo!

Oh, that's never
happened before.

Really weird.

Ah-boo!

[laughs nervously]

Mama, Papa, I'm home.

Hey, Demi. Everything okay?

Well, no.

I think I might
need some help.

-With what?
-[gasps]

Ah-boo!

With that.

I've been sneezing
all day.

And when I sneeze, I poof.
And, of course, when I poof,

I wind up
all over the place.

I-- Oh, no.

Ah-boo!

Uh-oh. Demi, where are you?

[humming]

[yelps]

What is this ghost
doing in my soup?

The backstroke?
Just kidding.

A little help here?

Oh, not again.

No, no, please, don't--

Ah-boo!

Mwah! Magnifique!

Demi, where are you?

[Demi, gasps]
Over here.

Hurry. Get me out.

I don't think Uncle Dieter

likes having a roommate.

Ah-boo!

Oh, no, not again.

-Ah!
-Hey, Gregoria.

Whoa!

I'm okay.

Ah-boo!

-There you are.
-Ah-boo!

I think we need to talk
to Mama and Papa about this.

I'm glad you called
this family meeting, little Vee.

If Demi's having a problem,
we're here to help.

Where is he,
by the way?

He was just here
a second ago.

-[knocking on door]
-Someone at the door?

Brr! That was close.

I was two seconds away from
freezing into a lizard pop.

I-- Ah-boo!

Demi, are you in here?

-Kind of?
-Oh, no!

-You're in the--
-TV?

[sighs]
Yup. And I...

Oh, not again...

Ah-boo!

I know I always said I'd end up
on Monster-Television,

but not like this.

This looks bad.

We need some help
from an expert.

Yeah, but who are you
going to call?

I know who.

Dr. Milweed.

Vampirina,
I haven't seen you

since you were just
a baby vampire.

Ah, you've grown a certain
amount since then.

Makes me emotional
just thinking about it.

[laughs]
Thanks for coming.

Frightful to meet you.
I'm Dolores Milweed M.D.

That means "Monster Doctor."

Here, everyone have
a lizard lolly.

We're not the patient.

Everything is always better
with a lollipop.

Tell me I'm wrong.

We're so glad
you could come

on such short notice.

It's no problem.

I make haunted-house calls
all the time.

Where's the patient?

Yes, it's just as I suspected.

You're stuck in the TV.

Hm, pretty sure
we knew that already.

Are you sure this was
the right witch to call?

Don't worry, Demi.

I'm the best
monster doctor around.

I was the one who replaced
Frankenstein's bolts,

wrapped the mummies of Egypt,

and even applied all eight

of a spider patient's leg casts
at once.

Wow. You're good.

Do you have any idea what caused
Demi's poofing?

I'm not sure.

-I'll have to run some tests.
-What are those?

Prescription-strength
lucky charms.

These'll hopefully tell us
what's wrong.

Here we've got
a four-leaf clover,

a horseshoe
and a lucky penny.

Okay, well,
I am feeling lucky.

[sneezes]

Oh, toads.
I'm not sure what you've got,

but it must be bad
if it broke all of my charms.

Oh, what do we do now?

Call the cable company?

Adjust the antennae?

Oh! Stop it, Boris!
That tickles!

Whoops. Guess not.

[laughs]
Sorry.

I have just the thing.

"The Physician's
Big Book of Spells."

Let's see.
Frog's breath? No.

Poltergeist pox? Uh-uh.

Extra-stinky troll feet?
Ew, no.

You know, whenever
the TV's acting up,

I'm able to fix it
with the remote.

Get ready, Demi.

Gregoria, are you sure
that's a good idea?

Ah! Oh, tasty.

Ah! So should I sing
a couple of songs?

Ah! Dinosaur.

Someone get me
out of here.

Oh, no, it's the nature channel.
Hold on, ghost buddy.

Whew! Was kind of hoping
I'd never have to see

the Jurassic era again.

Demi, are you okay?

Ah...ah...ah-boo.

I've been better.

There's only one thing
left to try.

It's time to look
around the house

for items that are cursed.

Oh, no.

Coming, little Vee?

I'll stay here and keep Demi
company.

So, anything you want
to watch

while we're waiting?

Just no more
dinosaurs.

Demi, I'm really sorry.

Sorry? For what, Vee?

Maybe if I hadn't been
so busy,

I would've noticed your strange
sneezing earlier

and called a doctor
before things got so bad,

because I'd do
anything for you.

I love you.

Aw. Thanks, Vee.

That means a lot
to this old ghost.

-[gasps]
-What?

-What is it?
-Your hand!

It's out of the TV.

Ah! So close.

Mama! Papa! Dr. Milweed!
Come quick.

What is it?

I was just telling Demi
how sorry I was

that I've been so busy,

and how I loved him,

and he came out of the TV
a little bit.

Well, I'll be
a monster doctor.

Because I am.

Ghosts are attracted
to strong emotions, like love.

I had a poltergeist patient once
who had a sickness

caused by a lack of love
and attention.

Is that true?

Have you been
feeling unloved?

Well, I...I have been feeling
a little invisible lately.

Which I normally don't mind,
because I'm a ghost.

But I don't want to feel
invisible to you, Vee.

Why didn't you tell me?

I just didn't want
to bug you.

You seemed like you had
a lot going on.

Trust me, you can always
tell me if you're feeling sad.

And I shouldn't have canceled
our special Demi and Vee day

last minute like that.

I love you so much.

Even when we're not
together.

Oh, I love you too.

Boy, I really wish I could feel
this hug right now.

Looks like it's a good one.

[both gasp]

It's working.
Love must be the cure.


There, I prescribe
as much monster love

as we can administer.

Have you all told Demi
you loved him lately?

He's family.
He knows how I feel.

That's true, but...

even though we love
and appreciate someone,

it's still important
to let them know.

♪ How could we possibly
Ever express ♪

♪ The thing-tastic feelings
We feel? ♪

♪ All of the qualities
That you possess ♪

♪ They give you
Your ghostly appeal ♪

[giggles]

♪ Our favorite spook ♪

♪ Who is semi-see-through ♪

♪ Demi, we love you ♪

♪ Your spooky humor ♪

♪ Your kooky bow ties ♪

♪ The way that you giggle
With fright ♪

♪ You have a heart ♪

♪ That is roughly the size ♪

♪ Of your giant
Ghost appetite ♪

♪ And, not to mention ♪

♪ Your swell shade of blue ♪

♪ Demi, we love you ♪

♪ We hope you never
Forget that it's true ♪

♪ Demi, we love you ♪

[gasps]

-[all gasp]
-It worked!

Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
Oh, solid ground!

I never knew how much
I could miss you. Mwah! Mwah!

But not as much as I could
miss all of you, of course.

Mwah!

-Mwah! Mwah!
-[all] Aw!

And an extra-big one
for Gregoria.

Mwah!

I'm already at
my mushiness limit.

I am so happy to be back
on this side of the screen.

Even with my hauntingly
good looks,

it turns out being on TV
just isn't for me.

I'm right where I belong.

[laughs]

-Glad to have you back.
-[giggles]

Hm.

Well, I checked your ears,

checked your eyes,
found out how much you've grown.

You've got a clean
bill of health.

Take a lolly.

Oh, thank you,
Dr. Milweed.

I feel like my old,
old, old self again.

[giggles]

You're still a little blue,

but that shouldn't be a problem.

Aren't ghosts
always blue?

Indeed, but it's good
for a doctor

to give you all the facts.

Well, it looks like
my work here is done.

Vampirina, that was a wonderful
show of love for the patient.

My diagnosis is that you've
grown into a fine young vampire.

Oh, here come the waterworks.

[giggles]

Thanks, Dr. Milweed.

-Bye.
-See you later!

[ringing]

[yawns]

It's a beautiful morning

to be on this side
of the TV screen. Mmm!

But who can I spend
this spooktacular day with?

-[all] Surprise!
-Huh?

[stammers] What's going on?

It's the new and improved

Vee and Demi Day!

Now with more gargoyle.

We've got monster chess,
ghost toast.

And all your
favorite movies.

And the most
important part.

The ghost I love most
in the world.

Oh, it's so boo-tiful.

Oh, thank you, everyone.

You sure know how to make
a ghost feel loved.

[all]
Aw.

[theme music playing]