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03x02 - A Key for Vee/Art Galler-Eek!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Vampirina". Aired: October 1, 2017 – June 28, 2021.*
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Vampirina follows the story of Vampirina "Vee" Hauntley who becomes the new kid on the block after she and her family move from Transylvania to Pennsylvania to open a local bed and breakfast called the Scare B&B for visiting ghouls (including vampires and goblins.

03x02 - A Key for Vee/Art Galler-Eek!

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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters
On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue
With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different
Underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
♪ May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest
Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl
In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange
But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina]
"A Key for Vee."

[Bridget]
Hit it, Vee.

[soloing]

Whoa!

-[gasps]
-Vee!

Whoops, guess my inner ghoul

got a little too into
my spookylele solo.

Happens to the best of us.

That was the fastest
you've ever played it.

-Really?
-[Demi] Oh, yeah.

It's sounding
spook-sational.

We can hear it
in every room.

-Right, Gregoria?
-What?

[giggles]
Gregoria

Now can you hear us?

Yeah, but do I have
to hear Demi?

Oh, of course you do.

[giggles]

Sorry if we got
a little loud.

We got a new amp.

It goes up to 11
instead of just 10.

[chord blasts]

Well, maybe you can
turn it down

to vampire volume
instead of banshee blast.

Some monsters in this house need
a little peace and quiet.

Huh, I guess we really need to
find a better place to practice.

We won't be able to practice
at all

until we fix
your spookylele.

Do you have
any extra strings?

I don't think so.

But maybe there's some
in the attic

with Uncle Dieter's
old stuff.

He loved to play
his spookylele.

Let's go.

[Demi]
Hm, no, it could be--

Oh! Oh! Found some.

That's not a spookylele string.

That's 400-year-old
yeti-spaghetti.

Oh, yum.

Let's see, maybe here--

Oh, here we go.
A spookylele string.

Oh! I was wrong.
It's a ghost kite.

Oh! Can I get a little help,
please?

[screams]

[laughs]

Maybe you should leave
the searching to us.

I bet there's some strings
in here.

It's Uncle Dieter's old trunk.

[dirt sifts]

Hmm.

Huh?

Ah!

Gotcha.

-Whoa!
-Wow, what is it?

I'm not sure.

But it looks like our house.

Oh, yeah. This is easy.

Oh, these are haunted house
blueprints.

-Blueprints?
-Yeah.

It's like a map
that shows you

every room in the house.

Look, there's our kitchen,
your bedroom,

the indoor swimming pool.

We don't have an indoor
swimming pool.

But the blueprints
say we do.

Hold on.
What are these rooms?

The Paranormal Pantry,

Werewolf Den,

the Chamber of Potions?

That would have come in handy

for my science project
last week.

There's another one.

[Vampirina]
The Monster Hall of Music?

That sounds spooktacular.

You know what? These must be
magical boo-prints.

Uncle Dieter must have added

the secret rooms upgrade
to the house.

So that's why all these rooms
appeared?

That's right.

Rooms appear as you need them.

And I really need
an indoor swimming pool

to show off my poolside style.

And we really need a better
place to practice our songs.

My house is even more
spooktacular than I thought.

♪ We could find
An ice cream parlor ♪

♪ Where the milkshakes
Shake and shriek ♪

♪ Or a monster music hall ♪

♪ That we rock out every week ♪

♪ Everything we ever wanted ♪

♪ In this thrilling
Haunted house ♪

♪ What about a laboratory ♪

♪ Where the potions
Line the wall? ♪

♪ Or a crypt
That comes equipped ♪

♪ With a dreary disco ball? ♪

♪ Everything we ever wanted ♪

♪ In this thrilling
Haunted house ♪

♪ Rooms to discover ♪

♪ Waiting to be found
On every floor ♪

♪ Ours to uncover ♪

♪ Who knows what we'll find
When we explore ♪

♪ Maybe there's
A boo-ling alley ♪

♪ Where we play
A team of elves ♪

♪ There could be a big library ♪

♪ Where the spell books
Read themselves ♪

♪ Everything we ever wanted ♪

♪ In this thrilling
Haunted house ♪

So, what room are you going
to check out first?

I don't know, I'm thinking...
Oh, the pool.

Definitely the...

[both]
Monster Hall of Music.

It looks like the entrance
is downstairs.

Come on.

But I'm all ready
for a swim.

Okay, according
to the boo-prints,

the Monster Hall of Music is...

in the piano?

I don't see a door anywhere.

Hello?

Anybody in there?

It's Bridget.

[gasps]

Maybe I shouldn't
have said my name.

What if there's
a monster in there?

Allow the ghost
to take a look.

Hello?

No entrance here.

Maybe we should try looking
for another room instead?

Yeah, like
the Paranormal Pantry.

That sounds
pretty amazing.

But the Monster Hall of Music's
got to be around here somewhere.

The only thing I could find
in the piano is this little guy.

[chuckles]

Okay, we'll come back later.

I just hope we can get
into the next room.

The boo-prints say
four paces from the table.

Three toad hops
towards the fridge.

And one float to the right.

One float, coming up.

Thanks, Demi.
That brings us here.

A whole paranormal pantry
is in that tiny cupboard?

Let's see what's inside.

Huh?

This isn't a fancy,
fully-stocked pantry

of chocolate-covered
scareberries and scream pies.

Nothing but cauldrons.

There's got to be a way
into at least one room.

Like the werewolf den.

It's supposed to be
right through here.

Hold on. What's in
a werewolf den exactly?

There's only one way
to find out.

Huh. Nothing but bones
and slobber and--

-Oh, oh, no. Let me out.
-[all laugh]

Please, please. Oh, come on.
I've been a very good boy.

You're a ghost,
not a dog.

Oh, right.

We followed the boo-prints,

but they lead to nowhere.

Maybe we're reading them wrong?

We could look at them
upside down.

Nope. This isn't working.

Somebody get me down.

Thank you.

Wait a second.

Here's a clue.

The first Hauntley here
is the key.

That's it. Maybe there's a key
to unlock the secret rooms.

Oh, yeah.
You're right, Vee.

Magical boo-prints always come
with a matching key.

See? Told you I was
a haunted house expert.

Are you sure there isn't
anything else we need to know?

Absolutely.
That is it. Done.

Wait!

There is one more thing.

I bet it's something big,
isn't it?

Just one teeny tiny, very,
very important thing.

You see, once you open
the boo-prints,

you have to find the matching
key by the time the moon rises,

or the secret rooms
will disappear forever.

That's it.

-Oh, no!
-Forever?

So if we don't find
the key in time,

the rooms just go away?

Afraid so. It's a top-spook
security measure.

But where are we going to find
a magical key?

I'm not sure,
but we have to find it fast.

Demi, you check the walls.

Aye, aye, Vee.

-Gregoria, you check the garden.
-On it.

And we'll ask
Mama and Papa.

Papa, do you know anything
about a magical key

that opens secret rooms
in our house?

Secret rooms?

Just when I think this house
can't get any stranger, it does.

Fangtastic.

But I never heard
of a magical key.

-I'll look in the basement.
-Thanks, Papa.

Did I hear something about
secret rooms and a magical key?

Oh, I've always wanted
a haunted hideaway.

Do you know where the key
could be, Mama?

Let me check.

This house did come
with a lot of keys.

Let's see.

One for Wolfie's crate,

one for the spook-deposit box,

one for my ghoulry box.

Hm. I'm not seeing a key
for secret rooms.

Unless there's a key
in the spook-deposit box.

-Be right back.
-Thanks, Mama.

We'll keep looking.

No key in here.

[screams]

No key.
Just mummies.

Nothing in here.

Oh, sorry, batkins.

[groaning]

[sighs]

There's no key
under here either.

Maybe Demi or Gregoria
found it.

-No key.
-No key.

This is driving me batty.

Where could a magical key be?

[sighs]

What if we never find it?

We'll never get to see
all these secret rooms.

The Monster Hall of Music
sounded pretty spooktacular.

[gasps]

Oh, no.
It's happening.

The rooms are disappearing.

Are we too late?

We can't be.

We have to find the key.

But we've checked
your whole house.

Not everywhere.
It's got to be here.

Okay.

Now we've looked
everywhere.

We tried, Vee.

We'll find another place
to practice.

I know, it's just this house has
been in my family for so long.

I was excited
to explore it all.

I bet Uncle Dieter would have
wanted us to find the rooms,

especially the Monster Hall
of Music.

He would have loved that.

Yeah. Too bad we can't just ask
Uncle Dieter where the key is.

This was his house,
after all.

Wait a second.
Demi, that's it.

"The first Hauntley here
is the key."

The first Hauntley here
was Uncle Dieter.

He lived in this house
before any of us.

I know where the key is.

Uncle Dieter, do you have the
key that goes to the boo-prints?

There it is.

Uh, Vee?

How are you going to get
a key that's in a painting?

I got this.

[grunts]

Gotcha.

Whoo-hoo!
The rooms are back.

-We did it!
-It worked!

There it is.

The Monster Hall of Music.

Thanks, Uncle Dieter.

Ready to enter
our first secret room?

[excited chatter]

[electricity crackles]

[all]
Whoa!

Now that is some
monster magic.

This is bat-tastic!

It's like it was made
for the Ghoul Girls.

-Whoa.
-Whoo!

You know, it's not bad for
a ghost and a gargoyle either.

Wow. Cool.

It has everything we need,
except...

my spookylele.

Yep, this room has everything
we need.

And now that we've found
the key,

you don't want
to lose it, Vee.

I have a piece of string
for it right here--

Whoa! Never mind!

It's the ghost kite again!

[Vampirina laughs]

That's okay.

I have lots of spare

spookylele strings.

Huh?

Thanks, Uncle Dieter.

This really is the best
home scream home

in the whole spooky world.

A-one, two,
a-one, two, three, four.

[band playing rock music]

[Vampirina]
"Art Galler-eek."

Vampirina, your mom said
you were back here, so I--

Oh. Hi, Poppy.

I'm modeling for one
of Gregoria's sculptures.

Almost got the perfect angle.

I'll call it,
An Afternoon with Vampi--

-Demi?
-Vampi-Demi, great name.

-Demi, I was sculpting Vee.
-Oh, I was just trying to help.

Oh, I've been painted
by all the greats.

Vincent Van Grr,
Pumpkin Picasso.

Gregoria was invited to
the Monstropolitan Art Museum.

The Monstropolitan displays

the most spooktacular art
in Transylvania.

And they asked Gregoria
to bring her statues

for their big art show.

That's so awesome,
Gregoria.

I love your statues.

Actually, I love
all the art at the Scare B&B.

The moving portraits.

The magical topiary.

Oh, don't forget
my scare-ramics.

[shrieks]

Wow. I wish my art
did stuff like that.

[Vampirina]
But you have your own style.

That's what I love
about your paintings.

Hey, you got my perch
on the roof just right.

Your art could haunt
the Monstropolitan Art Museum

any day.

Thanks, Vee.

But my art
isn't monster good.

Sure it is.

You should come
to the art show

and display your paintings next
to my statues.

That's a bat-tastic idea.

I have the feeling
I'll have extra space.

There's no way I get all
my statues finished in time,

since someone keeps interrupting
my process.

Work it, ghost.
Work it.

Oh! Mm-hm.

They call it pouty.

[both giggle]

I'd have to make
a lot more paintings.

Don't worry. I can help.

[laughs]
Ready to paint?

Let's do it.

[growls]

-[insect buzzing]
-Oh!

[both laugh]

[playing rock music]

Just a little more ghostly blue,
and my final painting

for the Monstropolitan
Art Museum will be complete.

Ghostly blue
coming right up.

Oh! Yeah. Oh, oh!

Demi, this is supposed
to be a still life.

Oh, but I hate sitting still.

Can it be called
a moving ghost instead?

[laughs]
Okay.

I think it's done.

Then it's time
for the whole monster world

to see your paintings.

[Gregoria]
Easy does it.

Oh, hello, girls.

We're just loading up
Gregoria's statues.

Oh, yes, her very
heavy statues.

Careful,
they're fragile.

So are my aching bones.

[Boris grunting]

Voilà.

I'm so happy

your mom let you come
to the Monstropolitan.

Me too.

It took her a few times
to realize

Monstropolitan wasn't some kind
of Italian ice cream,

but she says she's really
proud of me.

Are those your paintings,
Poppy?

What marvelous
monster-pieces.

Thanks. I guess.

[laughs]

Humans say
"masterpiece," Papa.

[chuckles]
Right.

Either way, they're fangtastic
works of art.

Oh, wait until you see all the
masterpieces with me in them.

Oh, there's the Mona-Demi,

Ghost with a Pearl Earring.

Oh, I'm in all the classics.

We'd better get going if we want
to get there in time.

-Wow, this is incredible.
-Bat-tastic.

[grunts]

Spooktacular.

Do I know stone,
or do I know stone?

Oh, I love
trick questions.

Yeah, what were
the choices again?

How did you get them to sparkle
like that, Gregoria?

I used magical moonstone.

Watch.

Wow.

That is really sparkly.

And magical.

And amazing.

Boris, I saw that terror-rific
artist we used to love

when we were dating.

Hector Specter?

Why don't we take a look
around the museum

while the girls set up?

And I'm going to go munch

on some of those eerie
hors d'oeuvres.

-Not without me, you're not!
-[Demi] Wait, sir!

You okay, Poppy?

I'm not so sure this was a good
idea after all.

Are you sure that my art
is good enough?

Everything here
is so magical.

[hooting]

[Vampirina]
Don't worry.

You'll feel better
once we hang your paintings up.

I brought some
spooky frames.

In one second,

your gallery
will be complete.

Or as Transylvanians say,
your "galler-eek"

Your paintings look bat-tastic
in a museum.

[Poppy]
They do look pretty cool, huh?

[guard]
The museum is now open.

Time for the monster world
to see your paintings.

[indistinct chattering]

[applause]

Oh!

[all gasp]

[yelps]

No one is coming
to look at my paintings.

Maybe they're just
too plain.

And humany.

But I love your artwork
just the way it is.

Me too. New artists always have
a hard time getting started.

It's probably just because
nobody knows you yet.

I'll go around and tell
all the visitors about you.

I'm sure if they just give
your art a chance,

they'll love it as much
as I do.

I'll be back in two shakes
of a bat wing.

I'm sorry,
are you the Gregoria?

Oh, I'm a big fan of your work
from the Dark Ages.

Why, thank you.

I've got a whole new scary
collection right over here.

[sighs]

Oh! Poppy! Mm!

Have you seen
all the free food?

I mean, beautiful art?

I've been staying here in case
someone asks about my paintings.

Not that anyone will.

I just can't compete
with all this magical stuff.

[chomps]

[scoffs]

Magical art
isn't that impressive.

What really makes art
ghoultastic

is the subject you paint.

Like moi, for example.

Do you see this ghostly face?
No magic or spells needed.

Spells?

Demi, that's it.
Vee's spell book.

I can use a spell to make
my paintings more interesting.

Huh? Well, you could,
but I didn't mean that you sh--

Oh! Hold that thought.
Sir?

I haven't tried
the sour scream dip yet!

Thank you!

There has to be something
in here

that can monsterfy
my art.

Ooh, got one.

"When what you've made
has been outdone,

"blend it in with everyone.

"To make a masterpiece appear,

change the artwork
that is here."

It's working.

I can't wait to see
what my art will turn into.

Uh, no.

Bad fog. Stay here.

Oh, no.

She's my best friend,
and she's a human artist, and--

Huh? What happened
to the painting?

[roars]

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Whoa!

[growls]

-[gasps]
-Ah!

Poppy, Gregoria,
are you okay?

Yeah, but what is
that thing?

[Boris]
Not sure, but the art

at the Monstropolitan
surprises me every year.

[Poppy]
It's not part of the museum.

I made it.

You made it? Wow.

I didn't know that big,
scary interactive sculptures

were your style.

No, I didn't make it
on purpose.

I sort of tried to do a spell
to change my artwork.

A spell from
an unsupervised human?

But I don't understand.

Why would you want
to change your art?

I just wanted it to be as good
as all the other monster art.

But instead,
I created that.

This must be some kind of art
from the post-monsterism era.

Can I get a little help here?
Thank you!

What are we going to do?
I don't know how to fix it.

Mama, Papa, try and stop
the art monster

from destroying
anything else.

Gregoria and I will figure out
a spell to fix everything.

Good plan, batkins.

-[roaring]
-[Demi yelping]

The food!

Ah!

Oh, this is all my fault.

Any luck, Vee?

[gasp]
I think I found a way

to save the museum

and make your art
a monsterific masterpiece.

Oh, thank you.

Oh! Vee!

[roaring]

[Boris]
Can't stop him.

Hurry, batkins.

Not my precious statues.
They're very delicate.

They're only rock.

[Oxana]
Whoa!

-Aah!
-Whoa!

Vee, hurry.

"If your mash-up
needs to cease,

make each art its own
masterpiece."

[excited chatter]

Vee, that was amazing.

And I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to create
a giant art monster.

I was just trying to make
my paintings more interesting.

Why don't you take a look
at your paintings now.

That's right. The spell.

I can't wait to see
how my paintings look

now that they're magical
masterpieces.

Wait, the spell didn't work.

My art looks the same.

Exactly.

-Huh?
-The spell did work.

It's what we've been
trying to tell you.

Your paintings are already
masterpieces.

♪ Every single
Monster artist knows ♪

♪ The key to making art ♪

♪ It's not about
How bright it glows ♪

♪ It's painting
From the heart ♪

♪ They're picture-perfect ♪

♪ Take a look
You'll see it's true ♪

♪ They're picture-perfect ♪

♪ Because they come from you ♪

♪ So you don't use spells
Or living stone ♪

♪ Your paintings
May not shriek ♪

♪ But the beauty comes
From you alone ♪

♪ It makes your work unique ♪

♪ They're picture-perfect ♪

♪ You don't need
Slime or goo ♪

♪ They're picture-perfect ♪

♪ Because they come
From you ♪

I guess I did have
a lot of fun making this.

And I really love everything
that I painted.

Thanks, Vee.

So are you going
to keep painting?

Yes. But no more magic.

I'm going to keep making art,
Poppy-style.

Looks like Poppy-style
is about to get popular.

Can I have one
of your paintings

before they're all gone?

[chuckle]
Of course.

This is going front and center
in my room.

It's a true monster-piece.

-We need one for the dungeon.
-And for the guest room.

I need a Poppy original.