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Serious People (2025)

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Serious People (2025)

Post by bunniefuu »

You haven't gone yet, right?

What's your name?

-Benji. Yeah.

-Benji?

All right, let's go.

Hi, my name is

Benjamin Cornejo.

I'm here to audition

for the role of Pasqual.

Hi, I'm Jay Garcia,

and I'm auditioning

for the role of Pasqual.

-Pasqual.

-Pasqual.

-Pasqual.

-Pasqual.

- What's your name, bro?

- Oh, my name?

What's going on, y'all?

My name is Gio.

-Wala Prince.

-I'm Eddie.

Hello,

my name's Ernesto Garcia.

What do you know

about music videos?

I mean...

That they're fun,

they got crazy sh*t happening.

I don't know.

What's your favorite video?

Anything with Drake.

- Oh, you like Drake?

- Yeah, he's hot.

Okay.

Bro, what do you think it

takes to be a good director?

You have to be kind

to your crew,

your set.

You have to be really...

The blueprint, you know,

the plan.

You gotta know

what you're doing.

Creativity at the table

and being...

Allowing things happen.

My girlfriend almost dumped

me for dancing...

Push people around.

Being able

to experience life...

The setting, the lighting,

the characters.

And, uh, you know, I've been

in a couple porn sets, too.

Just, I didn't want

to throw it out there,

but I did a little background

stuff on that, too, you know?

All right, so, Miguel,

what do you think it takes

to become a great director?

Hey, bro,

I just gotta become you.

Your daughter

is gonna outlive you.

Everything goes well,

and it's a good life.

You're gonna live to be...

Well, if you use me

as a measuring scale,

you're gonna live to be

at least 75.

Those are a lot of moments

to make memories.

You know, the more robust

and successful you are

in your career,

the more it's gonna benefit

your family.

So you have to keep your eye

on the ball on that.

You just can't let it consume

and take you away

from the obligations

and the importance

of your family.

Oh, have I thrashed too hard

at James Blake?

Is she alive?

You gotta find her.

I think I got something.

Kinda feels like a hard thing.

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

She's alive.

My little

stinker stinker, stinker

My little stinker,

the stinkiest boy

What is this?

What the f*ck is happening?

My little

stinker stinker

My little stinker,

the stinkiest boy

Huh?

Oh, sorry.

- Are you here?

- Yeah, sorry.

Are you here

or somewhere else?

I don't know.

I'm just dealing with this

treatment sh*t right now.

Sorry, babe.

Mom loves Pa.

Mom loves Pa

Mom loves Pa

When do you think you're going

to clean out your office

so we can start,

like, moving the nursery?

Um, I don't know.

- What do you mean?

- Soon, soon.

We should make a plan

because I feel like all our,

all this stuff is, like,

piling up and there's

nowhere to put it.

No, I know.

And then it's like

we're living in, like,

cluster fest.

It's, like, it's,

like, interrupting my chi.

Well, I'll

start, I'll start today.

-I'll start this weekend.

-Today?

I'll start,

I'll do a little bit today.

Okay.

My little stinker,

stinker stinker

Who are you texting?

I'm just doing,

I'm sorry.

I wish

I was your phone

so you could touch me all day.

Jeez.

Got my little bull head.

I think we should try

to clear everything out

before they install

the wallpaper on Saturday.

Yeah, I know. I know.

So, this is a lot of stuff.

This is my life, you know?

This is my whole life

right here.

Why don't you

divide it into groups?

I'm moving my life away.

That's what I'm doing

right now.

Maybe it's easier

to divide it into groups of,

like, things you want

to keep, maybes, and then

for sure, yeah.

Okay, boxes, keep. Okay?

-Boxes, keep.

-I think the boxes are trash.

Absolutely,

boxes are being kept.

-Okay?

-The boxes are trash.

I can put my tax documents

in there. Okay?

I can get you a proper folder

to put into a drawer

for your tax documents,

not in a Nike shoebox.

That's literally trash.

It's not trash to me.

You touch your stuff

and I'll touch mine.

All right, well,

I mean... Okay. That's fair.

I mean, these guys

can go right here.

Are you sure?

Aren't those, like, handy

for hiking?

-When are we gonna hike?

-No, I mean...

We got a couple years

before we go hiking.

Well, if we don't need a hike,

then we should get rid

of all this camping stuff.

Unless we move into nature...

Yeah.

And we go on daily hikes

with our daughter

to the waterfall.

-Yeah. Well...

-Then you'll need these.

I don't know about that idea.

- What do you mean?

- I want to be...

You know, I want our kid

to be cultured,

you know? I want to be...

You can have culture

in nature.

Well, maybe, like,

the most extreme version is,

like, Idlewild.

But then, like, what about,

like, Altadena?

Yeah, but what about

my office?

-What's for?

-What about your office?

I'm gonna, like, live in a big

mountain and I have to go...

commute every day and...

Well, I mean,

get a new office.

Or just work from home.

Yeah, but what about

my partner? Like...

We're developing

this movie, you know?

Like, it's gonna be hard.

I feel like, it's like,

okay, I like that.

The idea is cool, right,

like, in theory,

but, like, it's not realistic

to me, you know?

I don't think...

I don't think I can do that,

you know?

-Okay.

-You want this?

No, but don't you use it?

Isn't it something you take

to your office?

No.

That's not bad.

This isn't bad.

This stuff feels good.

-Yeah, it's like--

-This stuff feels good to me.

It's postable.

I think it's postable.

-I think it's postable.

-Yeah, I think that's right.

-I think we have...

-You have to post it.

Yeah, I think we gotta put...

We gotta put credits

at the end.

Now that we know

how this works, right?

-Yeah. Right. Yeah, it's true.

-Right?

The whole point of this thing.

That's true. It's true.

It's true.

-It's for the cause.

-We gotta post the book.

We gotta put credits or

something here, or a title.

Yeah.

Because otherwise,

this just feels

f*cking strange.

-You know what I mean?

-Yeah.

Oh, f*ck.

And that's a cut.

Okay, moving on.

Let's look at this one.

Oat milk.

That's what I need.

-Woke milk.

-That stuff is great.

Yeah, dude. It's fire.

It's good for you, too.

-It's, uh, Raul. Yeah?

-What's that?

-Raul?

-No, no, no.

-Pasqual, actually.

-Oh.

No, no, no. Raul's my partner.

-He's over there.

-Oh, okay. Sick.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No,

we look similar. It's okay.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-What's up?

-What's up? What's up?

-Did you check the email?

-What email?

The Drake email.

You guys are always

on your phones,

but you guys don't check

your emails, bro.

What's up, man?

Drake video.

Looks like it's gonna happen.

What we doing, bro?

-Drake? Drake?

-Drake.

-What we gonna do?

-OVO Drake?

Yes, Drake, bro.

When do they need

the treatment?

They need it probably in,

like, two weeks.

Okay. What's the budget?

Budget? God's plan, bro.

-Yeah, all right.

-Open checkbook.

No, probably, probably, like,

a mil, something like that.

Well, when they trying

to sh**t it, bro?

-February.

-February? f*ck, man.

Bro, I'm having

my f*cking kid.

Who gives a f*ck, bro?

Bro, I told you

about this already.

I know, but this is,

we gotta do this.

-This is Drake, bro.

-Yeah, bro, but...

Hey, look,

you telling me, man.

Look, I have a kid, bro.

You telling me

you can't figure out one day

to do this video?

Bro, I can't do it, bro.

Christine's already tripping,

bro.

Like, literally,

two days ago, I was like...

Hey, man, it's time

to tighten up them panties,

boy.

You gotta

tell Christine,

"Hey, Christine,

look, we're having a baby.

This baby's gonna cost money."

You like your BMW.

You like your other BMW.

You gotta make some money.

Yeah, that's facts.

That's facts.

Come on, man.

This is for clout, bro.

Like, I'm a clout monster,

bro. I need this.

We gotta do it.

You gotta work to support

the kid.

Come on, bro.

What about Raul

just doing solo?

-Huh?

-Raul can just do it solo.

Nah. So the thing is,

I already talked to them,

and they're like... I don't

know what happened, man.

I already tried to explain,

you know,

that maybe RJ's

the only one available,

that you need to step off.

But they said they need both

of you.

And I already told them, I'm

like, "Look, you know what?

"To be honest, guys,

you want RJ,

because he's

the better director."

I'm just kidding.

-It's alright.

-But...

I don't understand

why they like that, though.

I don't understand

why they need both of us.

Because it's called

Cliqua-Mundo.

Clique. Cliqua. Clique.

Alright, alright, alright.

It's funny how that happens.

You think you're getting

a duo, so you need a duo.

I mean,

it kind of makes sense.

You guys represent yourselves

as a duo.

Bro, I don't know, bro.

I was kicking it with

Christine two days ago.

We were already on this walk

and she was already, like,

tripping on it, bro.

-She was tripping on it, dude.

-Saying what?

She's just saying I need

to take more time off, man.

Like, when in February?

Is it in the beginning

of February?

-Yeah, probably right...

-The beginning of February?

Probably first week.

That's when the baby is due,

isn't it?

Yeah, we've already tried to

figure out days to move it to,

but they're saying that,

I don't know,

something about Drake

and, you know,

going to f*cking Turks

and sh*t like that.

They said it has to be

the first week.

It would be dumb not to do it,

though, for real.

Yeah, we have to do it.

Absolutely.

Figure it out.

We're going

to make this whole...

Look, Pasqual,

we'll make this whole thing.

We can just show up

on the day.

We'll make

your call time right,

like, 10 minutes

before he shows up.

You know? You got to

be on a couple calls.

That's all you got to do, bro.

It'll be easy.

Just got to show face.

One day. Eight hours.

We'll put you on

an eight-hour time card, bro.

Oh, it's like what we did

with Usher.

Yeah.

Let's do this, man.

Let's do this.

Let's just get on the call.

Let's see

what they're talking about.

-Okay.

-Yeah, yeah.

Maybe, you know,

in a couple days, you'll grow

some ba*ls, bro.

-Oh, my God.

-Tell Christine like,

"Yo, look,

I gotta do this, alright?"

This is Drake.

We're talking about

Drake, bro.

The biggest artist

in the world, bro.

-That's true.

-Alright, alright.

-We're going to do this, bro.

-Send us a song.

-Send us a song.

-We're going to do it, right?

-We're going to do it, right?

-All right. All right.

We'll figure it out.

We'll figure it out.

We'll talk after this.

-All right.

-All right, man.

f*ck, man.

-Boy, we got to do Drake.

-Yeah.

I don't know, man.

It's tough, man, it's tough.

How much do you remember from

when you were one week old?

Bro, I don't remember.

It's not about that, though,

dude. It's not about that.

It's about Christine, man.

I gotta be there for her,

you know?

I don't know.

We'll do the call.

I'll do the call.

I'll do the call.

We'll just see.

Hi.

You got a second?

Yeah. I'm on

my way to a photoshoot.

But just, yeah, real quick.

What's up?

It's like, uh, okay,

we got, like,

a really dope

Super Bowl project.

Like, a Super Bowl project.

It's with Asics and Dua Lipa.

Um, she's mixing with NCL.

in Montreal.

I'm about to burst any second.

What's the budget?

- It's $250K.

- $250K in two weeks?

Dude, no.

- No.

- You got Dua Lipa.

Let me think about this.

Alright, let me call you back.

Let me call you back

after this sh**t.

Okay, I love you. I love you.

Bye.

Dude, there's no f*cking way.

Like, $250K,

shoots in two weeks?

I don't even give a sh*t

about the Super Bowl.

Who cares about the Super Bowl?

I mean, what do you think?

No, dude.

It's, like, not even worth

my time.

Like, this is

so much more important.

Like, I can't even waste

a brain cell on this.

I love that.

How have you been, Graham?

Uh, been pretty good,

you know? Pretty busy.

How about you?

Pretty good. Pretty

good. Pretty busy as well.

Yeah, what

have you been working on?

I got hit up to do

this f*cking Drake video,

actually, the other day.

- Drake? Wow.

- OVO.

You didn't tell me about that.

Well, we're, um, we're trying

to figure out the dates.

When does he want to sh**t it?

They want to do it in February

right now, actually.

- February?

- Yeah, I know.

But that's when

we're having the baby.

No, I know. I know.

We're, we're,

we're working it out.

Okay, well,

can Raul just do it alone?

Well...

Not gonna miss that, right?

No, no, no.

That's the problem.

Drake or the baby?

I can't even believe

this is a thing.

Well, that's why

I didn't talk to you about it.

Your baby, Drake?

It's not even

on the same scale.

I know. I know.

Maybe if it was...

It is your career, though.

- It is my career.

- Oh, my God.

- It is my career.

- Romeo, sit.

That was good.

How do you want us?

Um, honestly,

it's working for me.

Maybe look toward the light,

Christine.

And, P, look, P, look

maybe toward her belly.

Beautiful.

Great.

Should've worked out more.

Do you wanna get a video?

No, uh, I wanna be there

for the kid. You know?

-Yeah.

-Maybe they can just convince

them Raul can do it.

And you can prep it

or whatever.

No, I know, but they won't.

It's like some

stupid political sh*t

-Ryan was talking about.

-Mm.

I think we're good.

I think we're good.

I've been reading

this book, right,

all these fatherhood books,

And this one guy described

this, this study that he did.

And he described it

as an amnesiac phenomenon

where he interviewed

all these fathers.

And these young fathers

within their first year

couldn't remember who they

were before having the baby.

It's been the thing that's

been f*cking me the most,

I'd say.

It's like

the discontinuity in yourself.

Yes, yes.

Like I'm splitting into, am I

becoming a whole new person?

I'm not ready

to give this person up yet.

You know?

I'm not ready for it.

I'm ready for the baby.

I'm not ready

to get rid of me.

You know?

You seem a little stressed.

I'm stressed. Yeah.

Definitely stressed.

I got shingles, actually.

- You got shingles?

- I got shingles.

You see it? It's like this...

This little cut thing?

Yeah. It's like a teardrop.

I got shingles.

I thought it was

an old person disease.

No, no, no, no. I got it from

stress. I got it from...

This is the legitimate thing.

It's not...

It will never go away.

It's never gonna go away?

The doctor told me

it will never go away.

This is the rest of my life.

And I got it

in the second trimester.

Because I was so stressed.

Because Christine

was, like, struggling,

you know, in the pregnancy.

She's like, "I'm sick.

I'm sick.

I'm not feeling well.

I'm, like,

nauseous every day."

And I was doing

this f*cking music video.

And I was traveling

all over the world just, like,

dealing with,

like, f*cking famous people.

I just felt stupid. You know?

Like, I'm like, dude,

I should be with my partner.

- Yeah.

- But then once I did that,

I was like...

I feel like I was like,

Raul, "Dude, where are

you at?" You know?

It didn't, like,

alleviate the stress.

No, I kind of just dipped out

at one point

and just went

to spend time with her.

And that's when I got

the shingles.

- That's when I got it.

- That's f*cking crazy.

It was when I went back

to see her.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's like a hole

in your nose?

There's a hole

in my nose. Yeah.

What do you mean?

It's like a cut that forms?

I don't know

how to describe it.

It was like a...

It's a deep...

It's like a nerve...

It attacks the nervous system.

So, like, I got it here

and it was, like, spreading.

It actually went to my eye.

It was pretty scary.

- Did you go blind?

- I didn't go blind.

- I can still see you.

- Obviously.

- I am still...

- Is that the risk?

That's the risk.

That's the risk.

Well, that's f*cked.

Because that's also

your career right there too.

You know what I mean?

Music video directors,

they don't need eyes.

Yeah, true, true.

You just need grills.

Damn she's cute. f*ck.

Oh, sh*t.

Hey, you look better in person

than in your pictures.

I'm not gonna lie.

We should just go.

Yeah. All right, f*ck it then.

Let's go.

You know, my Challenger looks

good with you in it.

Looks good with you.

Like it matches you, you know?

It matches me?

Yeah, like, you know,

you look good

on my passenger seat with me.

I thought you said

it matches me.

Yeah, like, it matches you.

Like everything about you,

like your personality, like,

you know, it goes with you.

That might be

a little...

Huh?

It might be a little bad

because I kind of want

to go home.

Alright, for sure.

Alright, let's go home then.

Hey, you can't be here, man.

It's private property.

Hey, this is private

property, my boy.

Um, I have to ask you

to leave.

This is, uh, private property.

Hey, uh,

you can't be here, sir.

All right, guys, which one

of you is Miguel?

All right, let's go.

My name is Miguel Huerta,

and I'm ready to become

Pasqual.

So you think you have

a good work ethic?

I have the best work ethic.

I don't feel comfortable

thinking that anybody

would ever outwork me.

I feel like it's just...

I don't know how to explain

it, but this is who I am.

It's the simple quote

of never give up.

Because I've never given up.

I've had millions

of people tell me

that I can't do nothing

in life,

that I'm not gonna go

anywhere,

that I'm just gonna be

washed up,

that I'm gonna have,

like, a 9:00 to 5:00,

that I'm just not gonna do

anything in life.

And this has given me

the opportunity

to prove them all wrong.

So, never giving up.

And look, I'm here.

Even though I might not get

the part,

I'm still showing up.

I'm never giving up.

Thank you, bro.

Thank you.

I, um...

So, I want to run

something by you.

- Okay.

- So...

Honest opinion.

So...

You know, we've been talking

about it.

I have an idea.

This Drake thing?

- The Drake video?

- Yes. Yeah.

So I was kind

of thinking, right?

Like...

The commissioners, they don't

know what I look like.

Right?

Because it's a new client.

They don't know

what I look like.

And, obviously,

I'm not gonna miss my birth.

- Absolutely not.

- Yes, of course.

Of course not.

You know... Like...

- Bro's a good friend.

- Yeah, yeah.

Big Drake guy.

Look at the guy.

- He is.

- He's an OVO guy.

He's a very big

OVO guy.

So, I'm thinking that,

like...

I'm gonna cast this kid.

- I found this guy.

- In the video?

I'm gonna cast

this kid to be me

and just pretend to be me.

For the video.

Basically, like...

It's like a surrogate

version of me.

You know? Like, it's like...

Maybe it's...

Is it in Curb or something?

I've seen it before.

But, you know...

I get, like,

a surrogate version of me.

He looks like me.

He wants to be a director.

You know?

I'm like...

It's like a mentor.

It's like a glorified mentor.

He's a shadow.

He's a shadow man. Yeah, yeah.

The shadow.

But he's the real...

It's not a shadow.

He's just pretending to be me.

I'm gonna give him

my Instagram handle.

I'm gonna train him

for a period of time.

-Okay.

-And then I can do the...

The video.

I can do the video

by not doing the video.

And I can be there

for Christine.

And actually be there

for Christine.

-Okay.

-I don't know.

-It's a little crazy, but...

-No.

-Or it's pretty good.

-Sounds insane, to be honest.

It sounds... It sounds like...

Sounds kind of dumb, dude.

I don't know that you, like...

-I'm just saying, like...

-But I'm just thinking...

Okay, go ahead.

I want to hear it.

No, I want to hear it.

I want to hear it.

I mean, it's just...

How, like...

He's gonna pretend to be you.

-He's gonna pretend to be me.

-It's not, like...

It's not, you know...

If it was, like, in a video

or something, sure.

But in real life,

that's just a lie, right?

Of course it's a lie.

But no one knows.

He's coming.

I think he's gonna come here.

-To the baby shower? Okay.

-Yeah, yeah. He's great.

He's great. I got this guy.

I found him on Craigslist.

He's in East LA.

-You found him on Craigslist?

-I found him on Craigslist.

I mean, he looks...

He's got a good look.

You'll see. When you see him,

you're gonna be...

I think

you're gonna be impressed.

Okay.

But I know.

It's a little crazy.

But I also just kind

of think that, like...

Dude, it's just...

Like this

music video sh*t, man,

it's, people do it with

their f*cking eyes closed.

You know? You know that.

Yeah, sure.

How high are the stakes? Sure.

Right. Right?

But, also, it's like...

I don't know.

How does Raul feel?

You know what I mean? Like...

Then what if Drake wants

to do another video?

You're gonna

have to hire this other dude?

Well, I get him

to look exactly like me.

And then you just slip in and

hope that he doesn't notice?

People mistake me

and Raul all the time.

-That's true. It's true.

-You know?

It's a funny idea.

It's a funny idea.

You're a funny guy.

And it's a funny idea.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- It's good.

But it's,

it's a little insane.

It is a little bit.

- I got a present.

- Oh, hello.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- How are you?

- How are you?

-This is for the baby.

-Oh, thank you.

All right.

Nice meeting you, everybody.

-This is my son, Nolan.

-Hi.

- Nice to meet you.

- I'm Jennifer.

- Oh, you're Jennifer.

- Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

This is Maddie.

-Hi.

-Hi, nice to meet you.

This is Miguel.

Nice to meet you, too.

You can handle your alcohol?

-Somewhat, yeah.

-Okay, good. Okay, good.

Like 80% sure.

80%? Okay. That's good enough.

Probably like 50%

with the Henny.

Oh, Henny makes you go crazy?

Yeah, Henny-thing's possible.

Oh, Henny-thing's possible!

Here's the thing,

to become a director...

-Yeah. Really?

-It's not that hard, bro.

It's not that hard.

Not that hard.

-You just gotta be confident.

-Confident?

You gotta be confident.

You're hardworking.

You told me

you're hardworking already.

That's great. That's step one.

Working hard.

Step two, confidence.

Even if you don't know

the answer, bro,

you just say, "Yes."

You just say you got it.

Just say you got it.

Never say that you don't know.

If you say you don't know

and you're a director,

everyone's gonna be like,

"Oh, f*ck.

We're f*cked."

You know what I mean?

You're just gonna be like,

"Oh, yeah, man, no worries.

We'll figure it out."

And then if you're really

worried, you just be like,

"Let me talk to my producer."

When you do music videos, you

gotta have a clean-a*s cut.

Always. Always.

- Can't be looking dusty.

- That's a lot.

You know what I mean?

You look dusty, and they're

like, "Oh, this fool's a nerd.

This fool doesn't know

what's up."

Now, what's the thing?

What's the thing?

What's the thing

that I say when they ask you

if the video's gonna be good?

What do you gotta tell them?

It's gonna be awesome.

And it's gonna be a movie.

A movie. A movie.

It's gonna be a movie.

So here's one thing.

When you gotta go

to the bathroom,

-say "10-1." Just "10-1."

-"10-1"?

I don't know why,

you just say, "10-1."

That's crazy.

- That's crazy.

- That is crazy.

When you're wearing that sh*t

and when you're working

your security shift, bro,

you don't even need

a flashlight, bro.

Just that thing right there,

bro.

When the artist does it,

you don't want them to know

that you're rolling

the camera.

Because when you're like,

"Action,"

then everybody knows

you're rolling.

But if you go to the DP

and you say,

"Hey, 50-50,"

that's the low-key way.

You just press the record

button, he or she,

press the record button,

or they press

the record button, boom.

And now you got extra sh*t.

Oh, sh*t. Boom.

I feel like

a prince with this.

You are a prince, bro.

You're a f*cking star.

You're a director, okay?

You are a prince.

-Back to one.

-Back to one.

-f*ck Vimeo.

-Yeah.

-Right?

-Uh-huh.

-Say it.

-Yeah.

-Say "f*ck Vimeo."

-f*ck Vimeo.

There we go.

That's what I'm talking about.

I feel like there's

this thing, like,

everyone's hitting me

out there,

like, "Yo, did you build

this sh*t yet?

Did you build this sh*t?"

I'm like, "Bro, I don't know

how to build this sh*t, bro.

I'm just trying to--

just f*cking freestyling it

and over here,"

-you know what I mean?

-Well, yeah, of course.

It's like, yeah, I don't know.

Whenever you need help,

bro, I got you.

Nah, bro,

I appreciate you, man.

I appreciate you.

You know, I used to be

a stepfather.

That's why I kind of know

how to do all of this.

Wait, what?

You were a stepfather?

Yeah, for like a year.

I was, like, young and she

was, like, 20-something.

Wait, you were a stepfather

to children?

-Yeah, to two children.

-No way, bro.

-Yeah.

-No, deadass?

-I swear, I swear, yeah.

-No, bro. No, bro. No, bro.

-I have pictures to prove it.

-You have pics?

Let me see. Let me see.

Man, that's us babysitting

and then this is, let me see.

I want to get a good...

-Damn, what the f*ck?

-Yeah.

Damn, you're a dad already.

-That's f*cking crazy.

-Yeah.

That's crazy, man. What the...

Oh, sh*t. What's that?

What's up, fool?

Yo. Yo.

It's Miguel

He looks like me, right?

-Pretty good, right?

-Uh, yeah.

-Yeah.

-Exactly.

What the f*ck?

He's gonna be me for the Zoom

call right now with Drake.

Because I can't be there.

I can't do the video.

I'm having the baby.

But I decided,

I figured, like,

this guy could just be me.

And we can do the job.

I'm still having the baby.

We don't have to say no.

So, yeah.

I got it figured out.

What does Miguel know

about directing?

What's he gonna say

on this call?

Oh, it's his dream, man.

He doesn't even know

that much sh*t, bro.

It's easy. This sh*t's easy.

Anybody can do this sh*t, bro.

These fools are

f*cking idiots, man.

You just gotta sit there,

look like me, you know.

You do the talking, I gave him

some pointers, it'll be good.

It'll be good.

I think he's got it.

Should we talk

about this for a second?

The Zoom call's gonna happen,

like, right now.

-Just give us a second, okay?

-For sure. I got you.

All right.

Oh, okay. All right, man.

-Hey, you look good.

-Copy.

What the f*ck?

You taught him copy, alright.

Great.

- I mean, alright, yeah.

- He's got the sauce.

He's got the sauce.

So, you want this dude,

you want this dude, like,

he looks like you,

but you want him to be in,

- in the Zoom?

- Yes, 100%.

- 100%.

- -Is he flexing right now?

I get that,

like, they want both of us,

so we're trying to figure out

a solution,

but, like, what's this dude's

level, though?

Is he, like,

a film student, at least?

Like, what's up with him?

No, bro, he's not, he's not,

okay?

But, bro, he's, he's from,

he's from East LA, you know?

-He's like us, right?

-Yeah.

And that's the whole thing

with Cliqua, right?

-We wanna, we wanna f*cking...

-No, for sure.

We've been looking for,

like, we've been looking for,

like, someone to mentor,

but, like, I was thinking,

like, someone that, you know,

knows, knows film.

He has the drive.

He has the drive.

He has the drive.

I've been talking to him.

I cast, I, I interviewed tons

of people.

This fool is just, like,

dude, he's,

he's really

f*cking down for it.

This is his dream, bro.

He's just never

had the opportunity

to do it before,

you know?

It's f*cked up, man.

Like, this industry's

f*cked up, you know?

Like, he'll never

have a shot, you know?

He'd never

have a shot otherwise.

-Yeah.

-I believe in him, man.

I really, I really think

he can do it.

And, dude,

these f*cking OVO guys,

these guys are

f*cking idiots, bro.

All their videos are f*cking

trash, okay?

Our video's gonna be

the best one.

They're not gonna know

the f*cking difference.

They're not gonna know

that he's not really me.

-Yeah.

-He looks exactly like me.

He's just gotta f*cking play

the part, man.

And I've been coaching him.

I've, like, told him what

to say.

And, look, for the Zoom call,

I'm gonna stand over there,

okay?

-Yeah.

-I'll keep an eye on him.

-You take the lead.

-Yeah.

You take the lead.

But, you know, bro,

I think, I think,

look at this guy, man.

I mean, he looks like he's,

uh, I mean,

I think it works

in that respect, so.

-Yeah.

-I mean, alright, like,

I mean, if you're gonna coach

him right there,

let's just do it.

I mean, it's happening

right now,

so I think let's go,

and we'll figure it out.

-Just trust me.

-Alright.

-I trust you. Yes.

-Alright?

Yo. Hey, what's up?

Gentlemen.

Uh, Aubrey wanted

to join this call today,

but, uh, unfortunately,

he's unable to make it.

Jay just got back from Turks

with Aubrey,

and he's really, Aubrey's

the right-hand man,

so he's gonna be stepping

in today,

kind of speaking towards

all things Aubrey,

and, uh, and OVO.

Okay, cool. Cool.

Well, this is one half

of Click-A.

-This is Pasqual right here.

-What's up?

Nice to meet you guys.

Nice to meet you guys.

What's up, guys?

So, what's up?

What's up with this video?

Well, um, it's a big one.

We're really excited.

It's kind of a return

to form for Aubrey,

a return to his real

R&B roots.

Uh, the track

is called Head Over Heels,

and while we don't have

a fully robust creative,

we do have some ideas

that, uh,

we want to kind of

start things with

and seed things with.

So, Aubrey really likes

the idea of strippers,

first and foremost.

I think that's sort of like

the central thematic,

uh, movement of the piece.

Um, and what he likes

is strippers,

but maybe one

with really long hair.

Oh, you know

what's a good idea?

Probably, like, adding

100 Challengers to the theme.

Also, a thousand, a thousand

strippers, b*tches everywhere,

just with Challengers,

and, like,

Drake just owning all

the challengers, and, like,

the b*tches just

all over the Challengers,

and Drake with fire

all over that.

Bro, that would be crazy.

We just turn the fire purple.

-That's cinematic.

-Yeah, yeah. Let me finish.

Keep going, 12.

Sorry about that.

We're excited to get

this project kicked off,

and we know you guys are

the perfect fit,

so just keep an open mind

the way you always do.

Yeah, of course. Okay.

Uh, 12, can you speak

to the nails thing

that we were

talking about yesterday?

Yeah,

so another aspect that's

been really core

to kind of Aubrey's,

uh, image these days

is he's very, very focused

on his nails.

Nail art, uh, both elaborate

pedicures, manicures.

So, what he's looking

for is a lot,

it's very important to us

that we get a real focus.

Yo, hold on a second, Pasqual.

-Hold on a second.

-Sorry, Pasqual

is just really amped, dude,

because we're just such big

Drake fans.

He's just, like, really hyped

right now,

but we'll work on it

with you guys.

I'm hyped about Drake.

I'm glad to hear that,

but this is serious.

-This is serious.

-Yeah, of course. Of course.

We're serious guys.

Focusing on the nails.

You know, we really need

to be able to focus

on the colors of the nails.

Yeah, you did say

you want me back

You're feeling sad now

Babygirl, I'm a dad now

Only time I dead beats

is whenever I rap now

You was on the center stage,

now you a background

I couldn't give you what you

needed if I wanted to

You couldn't give me

Alright, guys.

We got 20 minutes.

That's it? 20 minutes.

We just got here.

Okay.

Alright, well,

let's get to it.

Alright, so we have

the seam up here, right?

I feel like that's a good spot

to do the stitch

to, like, extend the pole,

right?

Because the idea is that

you want this infinite pole

to, like, nowhere, right?

Like, goes into a black void.

Yeah.

And, like, the background's

already sort of black,

so I think, Nick,

maybe don't light back there.

And maybe we can put markers.

No, what we need

is to make this

into a Marvel movie-like

theme-like music video.

I need one stripper right here

from this pole

flying all the way to the pole

on that side,

jumping into that hoop,

twirling around.

alright, there

is a perfect music video.

Like, yo.

-Hello?

-Just pause for a moment.

Babe, where are you?

I'm on the scout right now.

I thought you

were going to be home soon.

No, I meant

I'm on a location scout.

Well, the crib is here.

And it's too heavy

for me to lift.

It's here today?

Yeah,

they delivered it early.

But can you come home

and bring it in?

It's going to get stolen.

Okay. alright.

Uh, I'll head over right now.

Okay, thanks. Bye.

Because, like, everything

you're saying makes

absolutely no sense, Miguel.

I'm going to keep going,

alright?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do your thing.

Alright.

So homeboy's

about this far, right?

Then how do we...

I gotta finish this, though.

How do we bring

the air vent so that

it comes down here

and he's like,

I guess you'll never see

the hair

and the person

in the same shot.

Like, in the same frame.

-Yeah.

-So wait, what?

-What's up?

-Yeah, that's good.

-What's good?

-That sounds good.

-Oh, now you're here.

-Yeah, yeah.

-Okay.

-Sorry, sorry.

-I had to take that.

-So, like, I think...

Hello,

can I help you?

- Hello.

- Oh, what are you doing here?

Oh, hi, uh,

Pasqual sent me.

He told me to get,

to build the crib.

Is he not coming?

No, he can't come.

He sent you?

Yeah, he sent me.

I'ma build the crib.

Alright, well, hurry.

Okay, well, you can

just leave the box,

um, maybe against

the wall or something.

Oh, yeah, of course,

no problem.

-Yeah.

-I got you.

And then Pasqual

to build it up.

Or we may hire--

No, it's okay, it's okay,

it's fine.

I will do it myself.

-You're going to build it?

-Yeah, I'm very handy.

-I'm very handy.

-Are you sure?

Yeah, of course.

I've been doing this as a kid.

Oh, my God. Okay.

Well, great. Well, thank you.

Just rest. Just rest.

Don't worry.

I got it under control.

Okay.

Like,

today I feel pretty good.

Yesterday I felt, like,

really big

where I was like, "Pasqual,

"I don't understand

how I'm going to have,

"like, eight more weeks

of being pregnant

or, like, whatever because..."

Maybe you'll

get some bed rest.

No, but it's good

to stay active, I feel.

Yeah.

I feel like my mom

never rested at all.

Are your feet swollen?

No, they feel okay.

I feel like I haven't gotten

any of that.

There was, like, one leg cramp.

I was like, "What is this?"

And how was that prenatal

massage that you got?

-It was amazing. Yeah.

-Yeah.

I definitely, like, want

to keep getting massages.

-I feel like it helps a lot.

-Yeah.

This is it.

-Oh. Hi, Miguel.

-Hi.

I finished your crib.

I don't know if you might want

to go check it out.

Okay. Cool.

-I wanna see.

-Cool.

Yeah. For sure.

-Do the wheels lock?

-Yeah, they do.

They have multifunctional,

you know, usage.

It goes, you know, like that,

back, go about 360.

It goes right here.

You know, it has,

go all the way around.

-Ooh.

-Do everything.

-Yeah.

-Cool.

-Nice and sturdy.

-Yeah, of course.

-Mm-hmm.

-I like it like that.

Yeah. Well, thank you so much.

Yeah. Thank you.

-Thanks for staying all day.

-Oh, of course.

Anytime. Anytime. I got you.

-Yeah. But cool.

-You know, whenever.

- Get home safe.

- Yeah, you too.

We ever been to

the same class?

I don't, I don't think so.

I'm pretty sure me and you

have chemistry.

Oh, my God. You're so funny.

Yeah.

Um, I also heard you're

working with Drake.

-Oh, yeah.

-Yeah, I'm a huge fan.

-Oh, for real?

-Yeah.

Do you think you could, like,

I don't know,

get me on set or something?

-To meet him?

-Yeah, I could get you on set.

-Yeah?

-For sure.

But the thing is,

you gotta show me

what you're working with.

Oh, like, to be, like,

a video girl?

Now, you gotta show me. Yeah.

Show you what

I'm working with?

Yeah, you gotta show

me everything. That's right.

Have the vignette here.

Alright, so...

-Subtle.

-Yeah.

Very subtle.

This is where we were.

And then?

-This is with the vignette.

-Mm-hmm.

Okay,

I think we can crank that.

Yeah, we could

definitely crank that.

-Maybe something more here?

-Yes.

-Yes.

-Maybe a little more.

A little more.

Yeah, that's looking better.

Yeah, and then here it is

compared to the other scenes,

so we can kind

of see how they play.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Yeah, I think that's working.

-Me too.

What's working about it,

Miguel?

Honestly, they both kind

of look,

um, I can't even tell

the difference.

Hmmm.

I've been trying to play nice.

I've been trying to,

like, get going with you.

I've been trying to,

like, get on board,

but it's not,

it's not f*cking

working for me.

Like, this dude

is literally just copying

what you're saying,

and then you expect me

to show up on set.

f*cking Drake's

gonna be there,

and I'm gonna have a literal

idiot walking around,

like, f*cking sh*t up for me.

And, like, I don't know.

This is our career.

This is, like,

what we're doing,

and you're just f*cking, like,

just making a f*cking mockery

out of it.

I don't know.

But, like, it's, I don't know.

But that was better

than the Zoom call.

He's doing better

than the Zoom call.

But, like, there's nothing

to f*ck up.

He's just,

just me and you there.

Like, and Kaitlyn,

what is he gonna do?

-Yeah.

-Like, and, like, yeah,

I get that he looks like you

and sh*t,

but. like, I'm just,

I'm at a loss for words.

I don't f*cking know.

I don't know what

the f*ck we're doing,

-but, like...

-I'll talk, I'll talk to him.

Like, he's, he hurts

more than he helps, so...

Hello?

- Hi.

- Hi.

Oh, my God.

Guess what I did last night.

What?

I hooked up

with Miguel.

Oh, my God. How was it?

I know! It was

crazy, dude. He's wild.

Oh, my God!

Like a little monster.

But you wanna know what?

The f*cked-up thing is

I literally think he stole

my necklace.

All you guys

gotta do is work hard,

believe in yourself.

Eat vegetables.

Remember to eat

your vegetables.

I can't believe Miguel.

He's such a f*ck.

He better not have stolen

Jen's necklace.

If you see it, you should

get it back for her.

-I'll ask him about it.

-Okay.

Stop touching that thing.

Hey.

-Hi.

-Hey, how's it going?

Good. How are you?

I'm good. I'm good.

-Always good to see you both.

-Yeah.

-Yeah, likewise.

-How was the drive?

-Not too bad.

-It was okay.

-You know, besides

Santa Monica.

-Oh, my gosh. I know.

-Rush hour, right?

-Yeah.

These appointment times

are just crazy.

It's, like, right during

rush hour traffic.

Yeah.

I know how far

you guys drive to get here,

so I want to make it worth

your while.

-Thank you.

-Yeah, of course.

So, 36 weeks.

How are you feeling?

I feel good.

She's, like, really heavy,

so there's some

pelvic pressure, but...

Okay.

Yeah, I think other than that,

it's...

you know, we're excited

to meet her.

Yeah.

Kind of nervous about

the exit, but...

-Okay. Okay. That's normal.

-Yeah.

-It's all normal stuff.

-Yeah.

Yeah. You have great support.

-Yeah, it's true. It's true.

-With family.

Yes.

-And you, of course.

-Yeah, that's true.

Well, 36 weeks.

Your baby is the size

of a large cabbage.

-Oh, cool.

-Yeah.

-A little Cabbage Patch Kid.

-Oh, yeah!

-Yeah.

-Crazy.

Alright. So, Christine, I'm

going to ask you to lay down.

I'm going to do

some measuring.

-Yeah.

-Alright.

Super quick. Okay.

So, from top to bottom.

Alright. Right on track.

-Okay, cool.

-Yeah.

-Thank you so much for coming.

-Thank you.

And, of course, we'll see you

very soon.

-Okay.

-Alright.

-Okay.

-That's it?

Thank you. Yeah, that's it.

Everything's healthy.

-Everything's moving along.

-Okay.

And hopefully you won't hit

too much traffic going back.

Okay. Thank you so much.

Okay, of course. Bye.

Bye.

Oh, my gosh.

We drove, like, an hour

and a half to be here,

and that was literally

90 seconds.

I think we should take

some cotton ba*ls and masks.

I'll get it. I'll get it.

What? What did you say?

Take some cotton ba*ls

and masks.

Put it in my bag.

No, I'm not stealing.

I'm not a thief.

Look at the time

we had to get here.

Come on.

What?

You okay?

I feel kind of dizzy.

[Pasqual Really? You alright?

I just...

feel like I need to go back.

- Hi. Hello.

- Hey. Hello.

Alright, next.

Bro, she didn't even

f*cking say her name yet.

We got other options.

Pasqual wants to see

the rest of the options.

Can you give us one

moment?

Miguel, if you disrespect

the f*cking talent again,

I'm gonna f*ck you up.

Bro, Pasqual wants...

Don't f*cking say that.

We need... Like you

said, we need talent.

We gotta see

the other options.

This is not talent.

I know what Pasqual wants.

This is not what

Pasqual wants.

I'm telling

you right now.

Let her f*cking

introduce herself

and then we're gonna go. Okay?

Just f*cking let

the thing play out.

Alright, fine.

Go for it.

Hi, my name's Paula.

I'm from North Carolina.

I'm 23 years old, and I'm

auditioning for Rapunzel.

Okay, cool.

What kind of experience

do you have in acting?

I've been doing

like music videos.

I've done some commercial...

Can we get to the dancing?

We gotta see the action.

This is...

Miguel.

We're trying to get,

you know,

we're trying to see talent.

Is there music?

This is...

No, no music. This is NDA.

-Show something right now.

-Um, okay.

Just one second,

one second.

Yo, you keep interrupting,

we're gonna have a problem,

dude, please.

We need to see what she got.

This is getting

straight to the point,

is it not? We need to see it.

Run the show.

Yeah, I am gonna run the show.

Actually, I know exactly

what Pasqual wants.

Alright, action.

Okay.

Here's the part

where you direct, fool.

I am directing.

She got something.

I see it.

Could walk around like

in the stage if you want

a little bit.

Oh, bro, this is talent. Yeah.

Yeah.

It's gonna be a movie.

Let's audition this.

10-1. 10-2.

10-3-4.

Bro, where'd you get that,

man?

Don't worry about it.

-Did you buy it?

-Don't worry about it.

-I didn't see.

-Shall we?

-Oh.

-Let's do it.

Yeah, alright.

Alright, this sh*t's NDA, bro.

Alright?

Some NDA-a*s sh*t right here.

Intro's too long.

He's getting into it.

He's getting into it.

You must think

you know me so well

It sounds like everything

he plays, man.

It's, like, repetitive.

Yo, we're listening to

the song, though, right now

so we can do the shot list.

Okay, but I'm saying it's

over and over and over again

the same freaking thing.

Drake, come on.

Switch it up.

What is this? Kindergarten?

Miguel. Listen to the damn

song first, bro.

You know what? Let's get into

the shot list, okay?

Let's just get--

Let's go to the shot list.

So can we? Can we get one

of the shot lists?

Yeah, let's go

to the shot list.

No, no, no, no.

Let's go to the shot list.

Let's go.

Let's see. Let's see.

Alright, so the first shot

we were talking about

was the stripper pole, right?

And doing, like,

the, doing the stitch,

and the mirror thing

and all that stuff.

So how do we want to do that?

I feel like

we should probably...

Yeah.

I say we do that on IMAX,

but forget

the whole mirror stuff.

That sounds like a lame idea.

We're talking about shots

and you're talking about IMAX.

That's what I'm saying.

I'm saying that's a lame idea,

whatever you're putting.

Get me my stripper right here.

Make her fly to the other pole

and throw her

in the little hulu bowl.

That's the shot.

That's the shot that we need.

What is so f*cking funny

about this, dude?

We're trying

to f*cking make a video.

It's Drake. It's important.

It's a good idea.

And you're literally,

like, swapping yourself out

for this fool right now..

-It's a good idea, right?

-He's talking about IMAX.

He's agreeing with me.

I'm sorry about this,

but this is a better idea

than yours

because I don't know...

Is this, like, funny to you

or some sh*t?

-Or like...

-It's not.

Or are you,

like, actually taking our

career seriously and sh*t?

It is. He's taking what

I'm saying seriously

because I actually have

a good idea.

Miguel, you don't know what

the f*ck you're talking about.

I know what

I'm talking about.

I need this stripper

to be flying.

I need her to wear wings.

I need her to scream,

"I need everybody's

attention."

Okay, pause, pause,

pause, pause.

The first scene

is we're supposed to be

-on stage, right?

-Yeah.

And we're doing, like,

the f*cking replacement.

And we're gonna, like,

extend the set.

-That's shot one, right?

-No, no, no, no.

-We're going to be on one.

-Let's not do that.

Are you gonna keep

interrupting or what, dude?

Who's gonna wanna watch

some lame-a*s video?

Yo, what the f*ck?

You're gonna make Drake...

Yo, yo, are you f*cking

gonna seriously let this fool

hijack this sh*t this entire

f*cking time we're here?

Because it's a good idea,

though.

-It's a great idea.

-Ooh! Alright.

Alright. Yo, yo, Pasqual.

Call me when

this m*therf*cker,

like, starts taking this

seriously.

And you too, for that matter,

'cause you guys are both--

Alright, alright, alright.

Look who's walking away.

-Go cry about it.

-Whatever.

-Miguel, f*ck you.

-Alright, alright, alright.

That's enough. Okay.

Uh, yo.

Alright.

Let's focus on the real deal.

IMAX. It's a 3D.

He's got an opening shot.

It's okay. We don't need him.

Just Pasqual and Pasqual now.

Please leave

your message for 3-1-0...

Are you good?

Yeah, I'm good, bro.

-Are you sure?

-Yeah.

Okay.

Bro, I'ma need

a ride home. Is that cool?

-No, I got you. Of course.

-Yeah?

-I'll take you. Yeah.

-Alright.

I got it.

This sh*t means a lot, man.

This sh*t means a lot.

Dead a*s, bro. No.

Dead a*s, bro.

-Yeah?

-Like, this sh*t. Bro.

Like, okay.

You know, like,

you're filling in for me.

I know I gave you a lot.

I asked you to do a lot.

I'm proud of you.

But, like, if this sh*t goes

wrong, like, I'm f*cked.

For real. Like, for real.

Bro, you got me.

Don't worry. Don't worry.

You got me.

I got you. I got you.

Baby?

No, I'm just sick of you,

like, and this project.

It's crazy.

Like, you hire

Miguel supposedly so

you can have more time

to spend with me

and this unborn child.

Right.

But then you're just spending

all your time with Miguel.

It's, like, absurd.

Well, I mean, I'm doing this

so that I can be

a full-time father.

That's the whole thing.

That's the reason

why I'm doing this.

But you haven't

even been here.

You're, like, being a father

to Miguel.

Like, where are you

in my life?

Where are you

in this baby's life?

Like, you're not here,

and when you are here,

you're on your phone.

You're not present.

You're thinking about this,

like, doppelganger project.

It's taken over, like,

not only your life,

but it's affecting my life.

And it's, like, instead

of nesting and, like,

being together

in this partnership

and getting things ready

together, you're gone.

I'm doing things by myself.

And you keep saying

that this is so you can

have more time with me,

but, like, ironically, you're

not spending any time with me.

And it's, like,

you keep telling me something,

but it never happens,

and I just feel like

I'm being gaslit.

Just like you keep telling me

you're going to fix

the laundry machine.

And it doesn't get fixed,

and it's been a week.

And I could have just hired

someone to fix it.

You want me to fix

the laundry machine?

I'll f*cking fix

the laundry machine right now.

Okay, but...

You want me to go downstairs

and do it?

I'll f*cking work on it, okay?

I'm sorry.

I've just been a little

tied up recently, okay?

I'm sorry.

I'm doing this for us.

That's why I'm doing this.

But it doesn't feel

like it's for us

because you're

literally not here.

It feels like you're doing it

for you because you're having

some type of midlife crisis

about aging out

of your music video career.

I'm not having

a midlife crisis, okay?

I'm just trying to make sure

that everybody's good, okay?

-I have a partnership.

-Everybody's good?

I'm here

being like, I'm not good.

Where are you?

I'm not good.

What do you need me to do?

What can I do?

Just, like, be here now.

Be part of this.

I am here.

Try--be my partner.

Okay, alright.

There goes the phone. Okay?

What do you want?

-I'm sorry about this.

-It's like...

-Okay? I'm sorry about this.

-Okay.

I'm gonna figure it out, okay?

I'll be here for you, alright?

It's just

a little rocky right now,

but it's gonna be fine.

I'm working it out, alright?

Okay.

No, I'm a cat, not a dog.

Softer.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Come on.

I'm hugging you like my mom.

Come on, you're being hard.

I'm sorry, baby.

Get the sides

so I don't have stretch marks.

Thank you, Papa.

How nice.

I'm full.

You're full?

Do you not like it?

No, I'm just full now.

-Okay.

-Do you want mine?

You wanna dance?

What do you mean?

Isn't it good for the baby?

Remember?

From the class?

That's true.

Remember,

that's what they said.

Okay.

I'm full and hungry

at the same time.

Hey, now do you need a little

more chicken?

No. I think I need a shake.

You need a shake?

Shake filet.

A Baskin-Robbins shake.

Two scoops coffee,

one scoop butter pecan.

Don't do that.

I'm sorry

about everything.

It's okay.

I'm here.

I just missed you.

-I missed you, too.

-Yeah.

Just take

the pressure off my back.

Can you hold my lower back?

Alright.

Mm..

'Cause you know what they say

in the class?

Mm-hmm.

You need to go out?

Do you have to go out?

Mm?

Oh, Papa.

You wanna go?

Papa?

Pasqual!

- Yeah?

- I think my water broke.

Really?

-Are you serious?

-Yeah, it's, like, wet.

- Oh.

- Are you okay?

Okay, let's go. Let's go.

-Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

-Let's go.

Yeah.

How do you feel

about today?

Not good, actually.

f*ck it.

Dude, I got the shits.

What do you mean

you have the shits?

Bro, I've been

sh1tting all f*cking morning.

Do you need something?

You need, like, some Tums?

I think, like,

some Pepto

or something might help,

but it is not good.

- Not good.

- Yeah? You'll be okay?

Yo, what's up?

What's up, yo?

How y'all doing?

How y'all doing?

-Hey.

-How you doing?

Pasqual, Pasqual,

how you doing?

Man, should have done IMAX.

Hey where's the PA?

Can I get a latte around here?

-Yeah.

-Thank you.

Hey, guys, can we get

a latte, please?

This movie

has to happen right now.

I'm so excited for this.

It's gonna be a blast.

Cinematic masterpiece

right here.

- Here you go.

- Thank you.

Electric says

they need another hour.

Man, no sugar?

It's just a latte, dude.

Can we get the director

another latte, please?

Thank you.

You can go ahead

and let your hair down, girl

These other n*gg*s

don't compare now

I know you see

the difference

But this act is just

a fan now girl

What was that game, f*cking...

You had to like..

Yeah, yeah.

You know we're just playing

with dogs.

It's all the sh*t.

It's yellow and red pieces.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-It's blue and red.

What is that called?

Alright, finally

we're getting this rolling.

Let's go. Let's do this.

It's amazing.

Love it. Love it.

Bro, they're not

even doing anything.

They're just setting up

the lights, man.

I'm appreciating

the view, man.

I still love it.

It's still a good job.

Ooh, look at that.

I can't even like hear myself

think when you speak.

Like just shut up, man.

Man, you're such a hater,

my boy.

-Just enjoy the moment.

-There they go.

Hey, guys.

So this is Team OVO.

My God.

12 couldn't make it,

so he's on the Zoom,

but Team OVO,

this is Cliqua.

-Hi.

-What up bro?

-Nice to meet you guys.

-My God.

How you doing? How you doing?

Great, bro. What's going on?

Hey, like I said,

we love the vision.

We've seen your work, man.

This is the team.

We just have--

we can get one in.

You feel me?

So what's going on?

We're happy to work

with you guys too.

Hey, well, I've seen it.

I love it.

-That's for you.

-Oh thank you. Thank you.

What you need from us?

Nothing right now.

We're just setting

this scene up right now

and, like, we should be ready

in an hour or so.

We should be ready

in a minute.

Alright, man.

Well, do your sh*t, bro.

We got a vision.

-For sure. For sure.

-Alright, let's take a seat.

Alright, guys.

Nice to meet you.

Yeah, have a seat.

Have a seat.

Sorry I couldn't be

there in person.

Aubrey has

a new children's hospital

opening in Toronto today

and we were not able

to be there.

So I had to stay

in his stead.

But Aubrey is on his way.

So really looking forward

to kicking this thing off.

Yeah, what's up, bro?

Thanks for being here with us.

Appreciate you,

my boy. Appreciate you.

For sure, I love that,

love that energy, you feel me?

Let's see the set.

Why don't you

take us through?

What do you have

lined up for us today?

Hey, this

entire production

is gonna be a f*cking movie.

Marvel movie.

What do you got,

gentlemen?

Alright, so let me

show you something.

Let me show you something.

Hey, uh, sound.

Where's my sound guy?

Sound. Sound. I need sound.

ASAP. Please.

Thank you. Appreciate that.

Look at this, 12.

You see this?

I got my own boom.

Cinematic style.

Yo, get the boom

out of here, bro.

Hey, don't touch my boom.

Bring it. Thank you.

Bro, why are you bringing

the boom in here, dude?

I need it. It's cinematic.

Yo, can you just step out?

We're having

a meeting right now.

Please. Please. Please.

Don't leave.

Don't listen to him. I need--

Yo, what's up?

So what's up, 12? Hello.

What do you

guys got to show me?

Yo, we're still building

the set,

but, uh, it's gonna be up

in a bit.

Uh, we're a little bit behind,

but we'll make it up.

-We'll catch up later.

-Hold that up.

That's it. Good.

Let's hit the ground.

And then once these guys

are done...

Yeah, you did say

you want me back

-You're feeling sad now

- Yeah, yeah.

Said he son of rappers,

babygirl, I'm a dad now

Only time I dead beats

is whenever I rap now

is a f*cking idiot,

but electric's

taking another hour.

-For real?

-Yeah, from now.

They're already tripping out

on us lagging it.

I know. From now.

-I'm working on it.

-Thank you.

Uh, more boom. More boom.

Yes, more. More.

Closer. Closer.

Perfect.

Uh, can I get a latte, please?

Hey there.

How you doing? Hey.

I'm Parker.

What's your name?

-Paula.

-Very heavy hair, Miss Paula.

Okay, so come over here.

So what we're gonna be doing

is we're gonna have you up

on this pole.

So the idea is that Drake

is gonna be here.

He's performing up

at our camera up there.

He's gonna be throwing

some money,

doing the music video thing.

Uh, the most important part

is you are his Rapunzel.

So we're gonna have you up as

high as we can on this pole.

And you're gonna be up there

just doing your thing.

Oh, yeah, let me let me

take your hair.

-Thank you so much.

-I got you.

Such a gentleman.

You got it?

And you can use this pole.

This pole is super safe.

So it's better

than the ladder.

It's like a fire pole.

We knotted your hair all up.

And then we'll

just find a place

so it's not weighing down

your...

Good.

Yeah, there we go.

f*ck.

Yo, alright, so he's about

to get here.

What are we gonna do

about this situation here?

Uh, we gotta make it blue

like the movie Belly.

No, bro. You cannot

make it blue because we...

Try blue. Try blue.

Miguel, you can't roto

the talent away.

-You can't roto--

-Listen to me. Listen to me.

It's not gonna work

with VFX, man.

-Like, for the millionth time.

-Check it out.

-Check it out.

-Yes.

Yes, it looks cool.

Yo, switch it back.

Switch it back

and let's, let's do something,

add something to the top.

So it gives it more shape

from up top.

Blue is so much better,

my guy.

-What's up, boys?

-Bro.

It's not gonna look good blue.

Nice to meet you guys finally.

Yo, what up, bro?

What's up, man?

Nice to see you.

-Is this the set right here?

-Yeah, it's the set.

Man, this is it. This is it.

We're here. We're, we're still

lighting the pole over here.

We're gonna make it blue

like the movie Belly.

We're not making it

blue like that movie.

We're gonna make it blue.

Um, yeah, but, like, so we're

still lighting

the set up right here.

-Uh.

-Yeah.

Can I get the boom on Drake?

-Thank you.

-Yo, what are you doing?

Hey, that's for you, my boy.

Look, this,

we need to hear your voice

because you have a good voice

and everything,

and it's cinematic.

Also, when you get close

to the stripper,

we gotta, you know,

hear the a*s clap, you know?

Yeah.

You're funny, man.

Alright, we can do something.

It's gonna be a movie.

Alright. I'm excited.

We all are.

You're gonna be awesome.

Alright.

Yo, I gotta--I actually

gotta go to the bathroom.

Give me give me

a second, guys.

I'll be back.

So we all ready for you.

- All ready?

- Alright,

-Watch this cable.

-You got this, Drake.

Alright, number one,

step in there, please.

This is Paula. This is Drake.

What's going on?

Oh, so you're just gonna be

here, sir.

You're gonna be up

on this platform.

Art department's got

some fake money for you.

You can make it rain.

Do your thing.

Alright. We'll get some music.

We'll have a good time.

Let's do it.

Alright.

Last looks and we go please.

Last looks and we go.

Art, let's get the money.

Lights, camera, action.

Lights, camera, action.

Let's go. Roll the camera.

Roll the camera.

Two seconds. Two seconds

for camera, guys.

-Camera, we set?

-Roll camera. Hurry up.

-Roll camera. Hurry up.

-Money flying in, please.

Drake's time is important!

Let's get the stripper,

please. He's waiting.

Roll it. Roll it.

Roll it. Roll it.

I can take this for you, sir.

Copy that.

We're rolling.

And roll the camera.

More boom. More boom.

Roll the camera.

And a few more bands.

Just two seconds, sir.

Two seconds. Moments away.

Hey where

the f*cking playback?

Play the f*cking playback,

my boy.

Yep. Two seconds sir.

Two seconds. Stand by.

This is a music video.

There's no f*cking playback?

Guys, playback.

Thank you, Paula,

just hang out.

If I don't hear a playback

in under 10 seconds,

I'm gonna throw

this director's chair

- at your f*cking head.

- We're on it, sir.

We're on it. Technical

difficulties. Two seconds.

At all the A-list parties

in Beverly Hills

She only there to catch

a thrill, she not into bills

Drinking mezcal margaritas

and popping them pills

Camera's speeding still, guys,

stand by.

- Here comes the camera.

- Roll camera!

There we go.

Yeah

You must think

you know me so well

You don't even

know yourself

How could you

just slide me like that

Walk away

and turn your back

And now your wasting

your time on another love

Girl, stop pretending

that I'm not the one of one

I know I stay on your mind,

but what's done is done

Yeah

You can go ahead

and let your hair down, girl

These other n*gg*s

don't compare now

I know you see

the difference

But this act

is just a fan now, girl

Trying to find love but

you're running away from it

Cut real quick.

Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

Can you make

it a little bit louder?

What's going on, guys?

- Yo, I gotta take a sh*t.

- Guys?

What's happening?

What's happening?

Sliding down that pole

Here we go.

Round and round she goes

That's it.

She head over heels

Keeps shaking,

it's out of this realm

Cut, cut!

Can I get a cut, please?

Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

That's a cut.

I can't believe

I'm doing this.

Hey. Drake.

Um. You look a little bit too

much of a simp.

Your dance moves are weird

as hell.

That's all I'm trying to say.

What's the issue? Why you guys

cut the... What's the problem?

Hey. f*ck off.

f*ck off.

I got this. I got this.

No, f*ck off. Get out of here.

I'm just trying

to tell you, bro.

You look too much of a simp,

bro.

What the hell is that?

You know, bro.

- What is that?

- For real?

These are the moves

that we discussed.

This is what's going on.

Hey, yo, Miguel, chill, man.

-Yo. Hey, Miguel. Yo.

-Wait, wait. Who's Miguel?

I mean, uh...

He doesn't know

what he's talking about.

I'm Pasqual. I'm Pasqual.

-Yeah, you're Pasqual.

-Listen to me, bro.

I'm Pasqual. You're direct.

I'm going to make this

a problem.

We'll see

if you really Pasqual.

Hey. Hey. No, no.

Chill, chill, chill.

Yeah, of course. Get out.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh f*ck. Oh. Oh. Oh, sh*t.

Hey, Miguel.

Yo, what the f*ck?

Yo, yo, yo.

Goofy.

I didn't do f*cking nothing!

Pretend you're happy

when you're blue

It isn't very hard to do

And you'll find happiness

Without an end

Whenever you pretend

Remember,

anyone can dream

And nothing's bad

as it may seem

What's up, bro.

You good?

You're going

to wake up the baby.

I don't give a f*ck about

the baby, dude.

Look at this. Look at this.

What is this?

What is this?

What do you think it is, dude?

-Oh, sh*t.

-Yeah.

Yeah. Exactly.

Exactly. OVO's pissed.

The label's pissed.

Everybody's pissed, dude.

I'm f*cking pissed, dude.

What the f*ck?

- I mean...

- Bro.

We can talk. We can,

I can talk to him, man.

Talk about what, dude?

Talk about what?

I've been going along with

this stupid f*cking experiment

this whole f*cking time.

Why didn't you say anything?

I don't. Why the f*ck

did it... Don't...

Why the f*ck didn't I say

something, Pasqual?

That's a f*cking great

f*cking question.

-Why?

-I don't know...

Because I f*cking value

this relationship.

This partnership.

And like, what did you do?

You just thought

about yourself.

You just thought about

this stupid f*cking idea.

And look where it got us.

I'm f*cked.

I can't work anymore.

You can't feed

your kid anymore.

What you got to say?

I can, I can speak to them

or something, man.

-I don't know.

-There's nothing to say, dude.

There's nothing to say.

It's f*cked. I'm done.

I'm done with this sh*t.

Have a great f*cking life,

dude.

-Yo, hey.

-Yes?

The world is mine

It can be yours,

my friend

So why don't you pretend

Hello.

Yo, yo, what's good?

This is the guy from

the Drake video, right?

Um, yeah, who's this?

Okay, yeah,

I'm a music exec, man.

Don't worry about it.

Just know

we love your work, man.

We love your work.

I got an artist...

Yeah, I got an artist

named Lil Roundhouse, man.

He's an MMA fighter

turned rapper.

Okay, that's awesome.

Yeah, he goes by

the name of Lil Roundhouse.

He loves your work.

He hates Drake.

And he loves what you did.

You know, when you, pah,

you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I get that.

He won't stop

showing me the video.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah, check it out.

We figured we might want

to hit you up.

See if you want

to get down with us.

We're located

in Houston, Texas.

And we want to fly you out.

Maybe see if you want

to call us.

Think about it.

We wanna have you

creative direct our rollout.

We got an album called Punching

In.

You know what I'm saying?

So we figured you'd be

a perfect fit.

Because you be punching sh*t.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Of course.

Okay. Okay. Bet.

Well, I have my people

reach out to your people.

And, you know, we'll see

what we can make work.

That sounds good to me.

Okay. Perfect, man.

Well, I'll catch you later.

Yeah. Appreciate it.

Appreciate it.

I'll see you soon.

Yes, sir.

Alright, peace.

Alright, peace.

Hey, baby. Guess what?

Who was it? What?

I'm going to be

a director again.

They're gonna fly me out

to Houston, Texas.

What? Wow.

Yeah. I'm going to be

directing again.

-So amazing.

-Is it a music video?

Yeah. It's a music video.

It's a music video.

It's with,

like, Lil Roundhouse.

And it's because they like me

punching Drake and everything.

It's hilarious.

Wow. I'm still doing this.

We're going to Texas, baby.

So why don't you

Pretend?

This is a Luis Miguel

version, huh?

You like that guy, huh?

Yeah, those are the headphones,

Mama.

-Ooh. Papa.

-Papa.

Mama.

Papa. Papa.

Are you dancing with Papa?

She is. She is.

- What's that?

- Hello?

Where is Mama going?

Hey.

Oh, cool. Who is it?

Dua Lipa. What's the budget?

Okay. Incredible.

Perfect.

Tell them.

Tell them.