(intense music)
(intense music)
(drill whirring)
(suspense music)
(suspense music)
(suspense music)
(muffled radio chattering)
(safe door opening)
(suspense music)
(suspense music)
(suspense music continues)
(g*nshots firing)
- Come on! Let's go!
(suspense music)
(engine revving)
(suspense music)
- Come on.
There. Put it down right here.
All right, let's
see what you got.
- [Franky] What the?
- You idiots!
I can't believe you
screwed this up.
You let Johnny get
away with the jewels!
- Did exactly what
you said, pop.
- You're a moron!
I'd sh**t you right now,
but your mother would
never forgive me.
- [Mr. Golden] I never
chose a life of crime,
it was forced on me.
So when I saw an opportunity
to disappear, I took it.
- And welcome to Lake Arrowhead.
You are now the proud new owner.
- Thank you.
My criminal days
were in my rear view.
A new start, a new
life, a new me.
My friend, I'll take it.
Here you go.
(birds chirping)
(gentle music)
Hey. Hey.
I got you. I got you.
Thank you.
(gentle music)
(gentle music)
(gentle music continues)
Oh my Athena, you want a cookie?
Chicken flavor.
Look at that.
- I want this one, this one,
and definitely this one though.
- Samuel. (chuckles)
Good to see you.
You getting taller, aren't you?
Who's your friend?
- Oh, Alphonso meet Osc...
I mean, Mr. Golden.
He's the owner of the shop.
- Welcome to the world
of infinite imagination.
Would you like to
live in a world
Of infinite imagination
Would you like to
come and see what I see
There are endless
possibilities for creation
And sculpt the world
the way you wanted to be.
- Your place is sick, sir!
- Sick? What does
that mean, sick?
- Oh. - I'm not sick.
- It means that he thinks
this place is awesome.
- It what?
- It means he really
likes this place.
- Okay, but I'm not sick.
- Oh, no,
he wasn't saying
that you're sick.
He was just...
He was saying this like...
Sick is kind of what people
say to just say, this is cool.
- Is that what you're saying?
- Yeah.
- You sure? - A 100%.
- Because I'm not sick.
- Nowadays,
sick kind of means cool.
- Sick means cool? - Yeah.
So if you're sick, you're cool.
- Yeah, I'm cool,
but I'm not sick.
I'm kidding.
I know what you're
talking about.
It's sick.
This place is sick.
Come here Samuel.
Come here.
I love this kid.
- Morning Sheriff.
- Oh, good morning, Mayor.
- Hey, I was wondering,
how was that pie
Rebecca made last night?
- You really wanna know?
- Honesty is always
the best policy, Sheriff.
- That's the worst pie I've
ever had in my entire life.
- Ouch. That's brutal honesty.
- Serious. I'm thinking
about bringing up
attempted m*rder charges on her.
- You're a funny man, Sheriff.
I gotta go.
- Laugh it up chuckles.
It was worse going in
than it was coming out.
- [Mayor Jenkins] See you later.
- Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
- Oh, well, Merry
Christmas to you young lady.
- It's Happy Hanukkah.
- Oh well, Happy Kwanza
to you too. - I'm Jewish.
- Yeah, it's like a
celebration of holiday.
- It was good seeing you.
- You too.
- Bye. - Yeah, see you later.
Almost screwed that up.
- Wow, you added a captain.
- You have a memory
like an elephant, Samuel.
- You were a captain
once, weren't you?
- Yes, I was.
But that was many lives ago.
Hey, would you guys mind
taking Athena for a walk?
My old knees are
acting up on me.
- Yeah, we would love to.
- You're gonna need that.
- Come on, Athena.
Come on.
(gentle music)
How'd you like the toy shop?
- It was cool.
He's a cool guy. - Yeah.
You know what, that song thing,
he actually never
did that before.
- Kinda weird... - That was...
Yeah, that was really weird.
- Hey guys. Hey Vanessa.
- We were just talking...
- About how much we miss
hanging out with you.
- Aw, thanks guys.
I actually just got done with
music camp, so I'm all free.
- We were actually gonna
do a movie night again soon
at my house if you
wanted to come over.
- Yeah, for sure. - Nice.
- What's your dog's name again?
- Oh, this is Diamond.
The sweetest dog on the planet.
Oh no, Albert's
back to it again.
(suspense music)
- Get back here!
Dang it.
(kids laughing)
Better keep those
dogs on a leash,
or they'll be next.
You feel me?
(bright music)
- Hey, boss.
- Hey Tommy.
Nice to see you.
- [Tommy] Nice to see you.
- That guy, Flash
come by to see you?
- No, he hasn't, but if he does,
I'll be sure to drop him
like a sack of potatoes.
- Oh boy.
(indistinct)
- [Tommy] Hey, Tony.
- Make us a couple of pies.
Extra cheese.
- Coming right up, boss.
- How you doing?
- What's up, pop?
- Hey boss.
- I hear you two geniuses
may finally have a lead
on our boy, Johnny.
- We might.
- Yeah, do you know
a Nicky Numbers?
- Yeah, I heard of Numbers.
What about him?
- Well, he said Johnny got
a niece out in Rhode Island
and that recently he
gave up some information
to the Feds, like rat stuff.
- I didn't know
Johnny had a niece.
- Yeah. And she lives
out in Rhode Island.
- I heard that part already.
- Tony, stop being an
idiot. It's embarrassing.
- She said he sent her a gift
from some address in California.
A toy shop or
something like that.
- Yes. Way up there.
- Interesting.
- At least we know
he's still alive.
- Alive.
- Pay her a visit.
Get the address and
find out what you can.
- You got it, pops.
- [Don] Okay.
- We're on it. - Let's go.
- Yeah, go.
- How was she? - So cool.
Thanks for letting us walk her.
- You bet.
Alphonso, why don't
you give Athena a treat?
- All right.
- Remember what I said, Samuel.
- You got it, girl.
- Athena is the key.
Always remember that.
Athena is the key.
- I like that.
Athena is the key. - Yeah.
Whatever that means.
- Someday you'll
know young Samuel.
Someday you'll know.
- Okay.
Bye.
- Bye Mr. Golden.
- We'll see you later, fellas.
Athena, hey sweetheart.
- Thank You, God for the
food we're about to receive,
and for those less
fortunate than us to receive
for the nourishment of
our bodies in Your holy
and precious name we pray, amen.
- [Together] Amen.
- So how was school today,
sweetie? - Oh fine.
I went to the toy shop
afterwards with Al.
- Well, as much as
you're over there, son,
you might as well
start paying rent.
- I know.
Hey dad, I really want
the battleship he has.
- Is that so?
- Well, it's really cool.
You can custom paint it
and everything for $50.
- Mm. Yeah.
That's a bit expensive,
don't you think? - Well,
maybe it can be
my Christmas gift.
- Oh, no, I already
got your Christmas gift.
It's a for sale sign
for the presents
that you got from last year.
I'm kidding.
(telephone ringing)
- Hello. - I'm looking
for Oscar Golden.
- May I ask who speaking?
- Well, I just wanted
to check you out.
I'm from out of town
and I wanted to come
down to your shop.
Are you always there?
- Okay. May I ask
what you're looking for?
- We'll look around
this and that.
- Your number came
up as private.
Where are you calling from?
- Denver. - Denver? Okay.
What's your name? - Jeff.
- Jeff.
Okay, Jeff, I will look forward
to meeting you at my shop.
- Yeah, us too.
Yeah, you take care too.
- You take care too, Jeff.
- That's him.
I recognize his voice.
That's him.
(g*n c*ck)
(intense music)
Oh God. Oh!
Oh!
Oh no.
(Mr. Golden grunting)
- Yeah, forensics is done
with photographs, right?
- Excuse me, Sheriff.
We just got a hit back
on that g*n we found.
- What's going on dad?
Dad? - Give me a second.
- What's going
on? What happened?
- Come here, son. - Dad.
- Look at me.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Golden died.
I'm sorry.
(Tommy crying) I know.
I know, son (Tommy crying)
I know, son. Shh.
- Excuse me, boss.
Martha says she can't
do it for that price.
- All right.
- You're gonna have
to talk to her tomorrow.
- [Don] Okay, thanks.
- Son of a Brooklyn Bridge.
Pops, you're not
gonna believe this.
- [Don] Yeah. What is it?
- It's Johnny.
- That's Johnny The
Touch all right.
- [Louis] Johnny The Touch.
- In other news,
notorious gangster. - Wow.
- Johnny The Touch Lester.
- Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
- Found dead two days ago
in Lake Arrowhead, California.
Living the double life
as a toy shop owner.
Johnny The Touch is best
known as the primary suspect
and mastermind behind
an enormous bank heist
eight years ago. - All right.
- [News Reporter] At
New York National.
- Listen up, you two.
You better be on that
first plane outta here
to California.
- [News Reporter]
Million dollars.
- Do whatever you can
to find those jewels,
you understand?
Franky, do not let me down.
I'm counting on you, Franky.
- You got it, pop.
- We're on it, yeah.
- Gin Rummy. - Gin Rummy.
- Martin Scorsese
here has Gin Rummy.
- Now the jewels
that were stolen
from the federally insured
bank in the state of New York
and believe to be linked
to Johnny The Touch
have yet to be found.
- This is bad. This
is all really bad.
When word gets out
that all those jewels
are somewhere in our town,
we're gonna have every
treasure hunter coming out
of the woodworks looking for it.
- It's gonna be a heck
of a lot of people.
What should we do about it?
- Prepare.
Call in Charlie and Mike.
I'm gonna come in for backup.
Hell even Hank too.
- You sure you
want Hank, Sheriff?
- Yeah, I know
Hank's got a temper,
but I don't want to get
slammed without enough support.
- Got it.
- [Sheriff] Yeah. I gotta go.
- All right.
- The reading of
the will's today.
Heard there was some
hot shot attorney flying in
from New York this morning.
Apparently Sam's
name is mentioned.
He's supposed to be
getting something.
If we're lucky, it'll
be that b*ttlefield toy
he's been asking for.
Knowing my luck, it would
probably be that damn dog,
you know what I'm saying?
So where are all the others?
- Which others?
- For the reading of the will?
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sure there's
more people, parties
to the will. - Mr. Jacobs,
you don't seem to understand.
- Sheriff Jacobs.
- Why it is that you
are here, Sheriff.
- Well, hopefully
for the b*ttlefield.
- How old are you, young man?
- 13, sir.
- For a 13-year-old
who has just inherited
an entire toy shop,
I think you're
doing pretty well.
- Excuse me.
Is this some kind of joke?
- Here. There's
something else for you.
- (muffled reading).
- Take care of my sweet Athena.
- It's in the will.
- We're not gonna take no dog.
- Then you get no shop.
- Let me ask you a question.
Why'd they call him
Johnny The Touch?
- He had the steadiest
hands in the business.
- The Touch.
- He was a safe
cr*cker, Sheriff.
- [Samuel] Nice.
- No Samuel, that is not nice.
Apparently our Mr. Golden
was a criminal.
- [Kathy] You know what,
we can keep the dog outside.
- But she's an indoor dog, Mom.
- [Kathy] No, in this house,
she is an outdoor dog.
- What? Look at her.
She's the sweetest dog ever.
She wants to be indoors.
- I'm sorry, honey.
- She can't understand
what we're saying, Sam.
- Athena does.
- Oh, is that right?
Oh, well, hey, Athena,
let me show you to
your new room out
in the great outdoors.
- [Samuel] What?
No, dad,
are you seriously gonna
make her sleep outside?
Please, dad, stop.
- All right, then she's
your responsibility.
That means you feed
her, you bathe her,
you pick up her poop,
and if not, she's out.
I mean it.
You got it?
- Got it.
- It's a big dog, son.
That's some big poop.
- Yeah, it's not gonna be easy.
- [Sheriff] That's right.
- And she's gonna cost
us a lot of money.
We are barely making it
by on what you bring in.
Mortgage as late as it is.
- Well, what if we sell my shop?
- All right,
everybody slow down.
All right.
I heard there's some people
contesting the will today.
So let's see what happens.
- What does that mean?
- What does what mean?
- Contesting?
- It's a legal term
for stopping it from happening.
They don't think
you deserve it, son,
but we'll see, all right.
Hey Athena, lemme come
show you something really cool.
This is what we
call the dog house.
This is where your mama
puts me in sometimes.
- Here we go.
You guys good? Everybody ready?
(whistle blowing)
(bright music) Nice.
(whistle blowing)
- So bro, you actually
get the toy shop?
- Yep.
- [Al] And all the toys in it?
- Yep. - That's lit.
- I can't believe he
actually left it all to you.
- I can.
Oscar really loves
Samuel, like a son almost.
- Yeah, I miss him.
- So that old dude
left you the toy shop?
Big deal.
- It is a big deal, dirt bag.
- Dirt bag?
My dad said they're not
gonna let you have it anyways.
The town is gonna
contest the will.
The guy was a thief.
- For the mob.
- Bro, is that possible?
- Hey, El Chapo.
My dad's the best lawyer
in San Bernardino County
and he said so.
- Yeah, that's out of
five lawyers total.
- Well, you ain't getting
the toy shop anyways, loser.
- Well, let them try
and take it from me.
- (speaking foreign language).
- Sorry. We don't speak Mexican.
- It's called
Spanish, you moron.
Mexican ain't a language.
- Okay, see you later,
dumb, dumb and dumber.
- See you around, losers.
- Did you guys hear about
the town hall meeting later?
- For what?
- Has to do with the toy shop.
- What about the toy shop?
- It has something
to do with the will
and a gangster, they said.
- I don't understand.
Why would Johny choose
this dumpy little tent?
He had all those jewels.
He could have went
anywhere he wanted.
- Yeah, but with Johnny,
it wasn't about the jewels,
it was about the challenge
of cracking the safe.
- I'm not following.
- Remember the mansion heist?
- Sure.
- And how proud he was
at that work he was doing?
- Yeah, so?
- For weeks he was talking
about there was a new Titan safe
and was impenetrable.
- All I'm saying is I would've
went to The Bahamas, Fiji
something with a beach.
Hot chicks in bikinis.
I mean Lake Arrowhead.
- [Franky] There
he is right there.
- How do you know?
- The kid's father, he's
the sheriff in this town.
And there's the Feds.
- How do you know?
- Who else wears the
monkey suits like that?
- Accountants for sure.
CPAs, Lawyers, definitely.
These guys down on Wall Street,
they run coffee in suits.
- Hold on, let me ask
you a serious question.
Your parents, they dropped you
when you were a
kid or something?
- No. I mean, not
that I can remember.
- All right.
Let's go find the kid
and his Mom while
he's still in the meeting.
- Is this the man who
wrecked the buffet
at the Harold Club today?
Is this the man who leapt
out of a plate glass window
at Victor Maitland's office?
Is this the man who
foiled Detectives Tagget
and Rosemont with a banana?
- Rosewood.
- Isn't that Beverly Hills cop?
- No.
- Pretty sure it is. - No,
it's definitely not
Beverly Hills Cop.
- I'm Agent Yorn,
this is Agent Matters.
- We're here to cooperate
with you gentlemen fully.
As you know, my son is the
sole beneficiary of the estate.
- We're aware.
- Yeah, we know.
We're aware of this.
It's called Intelligence,
Sheriff Jacobs.
It's what the I
stands for in FBI.
- There's a lot
of money at stake.
The jewels were
federally insured.
Our job is to find them
and bring them back.
We don't care
about your toy shop.
- Ah, we don't care
about your silly
little reindeer games.
- We've offered a $250,000
reward for the person,
or persons who finds
them or gives us a tip,
so we find them.
- I got a tip for you, Sheriff.
Don't eat yellow snow.
- That's a lot of money.
- The jewels are worth upwards
of $10 million. - $1 billion.
Enough to outfit the
entire hip hop community.
Talking Kool Moe Dee,
Big Daddy Kane, KRS-One.
You know the good stuff.
We're talking about
the culture son.
Perhaps you've heard of it.
- If someone were
to find the jewels,
why would they, why
would they turn them in?
- It's a federal offense.
Punishable by.
- 20 years in prison. - Death.
By firing squad.
- So if there's anything
you wanna share.
- This is the right
time to share.
This is a sharing space.
Feel safe. Feel like you
can open up, you know.
Put your feet up on the desk.
It's your desk.
- Now would be the time.
- Now would be the time.
- It's clear here, Jones.
(bright music)
(bright music continues)
- You're lucky.
(birds chirping)
- Look at this.
- [Tony] Small town.
- [Samuel] Who are they?
- Just act cool.
- Okay.
- Hey Athena.
- You know Athena?
- Sure. Johnny,
I mean, Oscar was my uncle.
I remember Athena when
she was just a wittle puppy.
Ain't that right, big girl.
- Your uncle?
- Yeah, we're from
the East coast.
- Well, she doesn't
seem to remember you.
- Yeah, it's been a while.
- What are you guys
exactly doing here?
- Well, when we heard
about Uncle Oscar dying,
we figured we'd show up and
help in any way that we can.
- Yeah, we wanted to come pay
our respects and condolences.
- Hey, you got keys
to that toy shop, right?
Maybe you could bring
us over there one last time.
You know my uncle,
he loved you kids.
- Sorry, we actually
need to get going.
My mom needed us back home.
Sorry. - Yeah sorry.
- Come on Athena.
Let's go. - See you guys later.
- Alright, we'll see you around.
- See the key around
that multi neck?
- I sure did.
- I bet that's the key
to a safe somewhere.
- Bet it is.
(muffled overlapping chattering)
- Settle down people!
Please, can we settle down?
Thank you all for coming.
Before we take any questions,
I need to say a few words.
I notice that there are a lot
of out of towners here tonight.
And while we welcome
you to our wonderful town,
one thing we will not tolerate
is to let this get out of hand.
We will handle this in
a civil and orderly way.
- We heard that there
was a $250,000 reward.
- [Participant 1] Wow,
that's a lot of money.
- [Participant 2] Is
it gonna be taxed?
- Yes, that is correct.
- Well, why would we return
the jewels if we found them?
- Okay, people, I'm
Federal Agent Yorn.
This is Federal Agent Matters.
- Now, the jewels you're
all looking for are property
of the United States government.
Any attempt to try and keep them
for yourselves is punishable
by 20 years in
federal penitentiary.
- Those jewels belong to
the United States Government.
Any attempt to steal or withhold
them is a federal crime.
- Most of you here know me.
I'm the town sheriff
if you don't.
Anyone breaking the
law will go to jail.
There will be no civil
unrest tolerated at all.
- What does that even mean?
- It means if you
step outta line,
or you interfere with these
gentlemen here trying to recover
the jewels, you
will not pass go.
You will not collect $200.
You will go directly to jail.
I hope I'm understood.
- I have a question.
Francesca (speaking
foreign language),
why do you think it
was so easy for a man
who was a part of the mafia
to hide completely unnoticed
for so many years in this town?
- That's a really good question.
(muffled overlapping chattering)
- Okay, let's just settle
and remain calm. Please!
Okay everybody, that's it.
Thank you all for coming.
Oh, and please don't
forget to sign up
for this year's Christmas
talent showcase.
For those of you
who are interested,
we have forms in the back.
- There's the house.
Let's go around the back.
- What are we gonna do, Franky?
- We're gonna get that dog.
The dog's got a key
around its neck.
I'm thinking that key is
the key to a box or a safe,
or something that's
got our jewels in it.
- What are you
waiting for, Franky?
Let's get that key.
- Your mother definitely
dropped you when you were a kid.
Come on.
(car doors closing)
(suspense music)
- Go girl.
Go lay down.
- What are you doing?
- I can't see the TV.
- Oh my gosh.
- Tell her to move.
Athena, go.
- Go. Move Athena.
- Help me.
- Come on Athena.
- [Al] Good girl.
- All right, here you go.
- Come on, no.
- No, come on.
- Come on, come on.
- Come on, come on.
- Alright. This over.
(gate screeching)
- That's better.
- That was mean.
(suspense music)
(Samuel chuckling)
- [Samuel] That
was a funny part.
(suspense music)
- You see the size.
Are you kidding me?
- Hey baby, how are you?
Uncle Tony, remember me.
Come to uncle Tony, come on.
(Athena growling) Come on.
It's gonna be okay.
(Athena barking)
- [Samuel] Quiet!
Athena, quiet!
- She's miserable.
We have to get her.
- Fine.
Go get her, Al. - After my show.
- Just go get her!
(suspense music)
(Athena barking)
(suspense music)
(engine revving)
- Athena. Athena!
Athena!
Guys, she's gone.
- What do you mean,
she's gone?
- The sliding door is open.
- You left the
sliding door open!
- Idiot! - [Al] No I didn't.
- Oh my God.
Athena! - Athena!
- [Together] Athena!
- The gate's open.
- Oh crap, this is bad.
This is really bad.
- Who left the gate open?
- It wasn't us.
- Sheriff, we swear
we don't know.
- You think somebody might
have came into the backyard?
- No, I think it's possible
our son is irresponsible.
You brought the dog home.
This is on you, David.
- Oh, come on, Kathy.
You know that's not fair.
- We'll put up signs.
- We can look for
her in the morning.
- No, no, no, no.
There's too many
people running around.
I'll put the word
out but no signs.
Last thing we need is for
her to get doggy napped.
- Dog napped?
- Why would they do that?
- Desperate people
do desperate things.
Don't worry, son,
we'll find her.
(gentle music)
- What do you mean,
the dog got away?
What dog?
- Got away, you know.
It just got away. We
tried to chase it.
The dog's too damn fast.
- Why are you chasing
a dog, Franky?
- It's Johnny's dog.
He's got a key around its neck
and it just got away from us.
- Alright.
You sh**t it if you need to.
- It's just, you know.
- Get the dog, find the key
and get the jewels.
- It's the size of
a wooly mammoth.
- And you put a b*llet
in wooly mammoth.
End of story.
- I know, but we don't got
heat on us outta here, pop.
- I send you out
there to do a job
and you fail me like this.
I'm really disappointed in you.
- Alright, Dad, relax.
I got it under control.
We're gonna find the
dog and the jewels.
Don't worry about it.
- I'm coming out there.
- You don't need to do that.
We got it covered.
- For eight years, that rat
has alluded me and now,
I mean, I can't believe it.
He up and dies on me.
I'm coming out there.
I want my jewels.
- No good.
(gentle music)
- Athena! - Athena!
- If you were a dog,
where would you go?
- To where I know best.
- You're a genius, Vanessa.
Let's go to the toy shop.
(gentle music)
(airplane blades whirring)
- What's up, pop?
How's your flight?
- I hate flying.
I can't believe you got
me all the way out here
to do your job.
You, hit the back.
Get outta here.
(bright music)
- You hungry boss?
- No, I'm not hungry.
Are you hungry? - I'm hungry.
- Then drink water.
- [Tony] Franky, are you hungry?
- [Franky] Nobody's hungry.
- Will you stop
asking questions?
You know why I'm down here?
To fix your mistakes,
both of you!
- What's up big man?
Looking for the gems?
- No, bulbs. Fire bulbs.
- Bulbs? Yeah.
That's destruction
of private property.
- No, don't.
- Big fight over here.
- Told you I didn't
steal any gems.
I'm here to be Santa Claus
for the talent show.
I'm rich Franko.
- Quiet dingle.
- Hey, get Santa Claus,
and his Elf booked
in the cell, Hank.
- [Hank] Got it boss.
- It's Sheriff, Hank.
- Copy that, Sheriff.
Into the cell you go.
- So unfair. - Keep quiet.
- Going on the naughty list.
- Get in the cell.
- Hey man.
(muffled overlapping chattering)
- Hey Justine, I need all the
files we have on the toy shop.
- Yeah, of course I
can get that for you.
- Thank you darling.
- Hey Sheriff. Sheriff.
- Yes ma'am.
- You won't believe it.
All the townspeople
are loving this.
The hotel rooms are full.
And you know Maggie
at the diner,
she said they've
never been busier.
It's starting to...
- [Inmate] Hey watch it.
- Wait a minute.
What did all these people do?
- [All] Nothing.
- I'm supposed to
be Santa, Mayor.
I'm not supposed to be in here.
- Petty theft, concealed
weapons, trespassing.
- And destruction
of private property.
- [Inmate] That's a lie.
- Just to name a few.
- Please walk with me.
That's not good.
- I know.
- I just hope all of this
will be over and done with
before our Christmas
Talent Showcase.
- Well, I'm afraid
we're gonna need some
reinforcements, Mayor.
- Keep me posted.
- We've scoured the toy store.
Found. - Nothing.
We have to find this dog.
- Apparently, we understand
that the dog has a
key around its neck.
- Christopher Walken?
- Nope. No.
Who's that?
- Earlier you didn't
sound like that.
- I don't have any idea
what you're talking about.
I've spoken like
this my whole life.
- Agents, she is
currently missing.
- Missing? - Yes.
- How is that possible?
- Well, apparently someone
broke into our house last night.
Tried to take her.
- What? - What?
- When? - Last night.
- Maybe your team
can help us find her.
- The bureau sent all
the other agents back.
Only Yorn and myself remain.
- And why is that?
- Ah, we're the best.
Obviously. However,
the bureau also feels
as though the jewels
may not be there.
- And it has been eight years.
- [Sheriff] I see.
- Where were you
during that time?
(bright music)
(gentle music)
- You know, I hate California.
The weather's always the same.
- Geez, I'm getting hungry.
- You're always hungry.
- So I'm thinking that
diamonds are in that toy shop.
That's the only spot
Johnny was all the time.
- I agree.
How do we get in there?
It's like Fort Knox.
- Diners is a good choice maybe.
- We're gonna go into
the Diner, (indistinct).
- [Tony] Grab some food,
you know, a couple drinks.
- I'm gonna grab your
throat in one minute.
- We can stop and
get a sandwich maybe.
- Hey, remember that guy?
The guy we used in
Connecticut with the FBI IDs.
- Oh, Mike.
- [Don] Yeah, Mike.
- He's done. He's locked up.
He's doing 20 years for forgery.
- That's too bad.
That's too bad.
- I'm buying guys.
- Hey, you shut up!
- Actually pretty excited
to go in the toy shop.
- Yeah, can't wait
to sell a toy.
- Look, it's the kids.
- Wait, hold up.
I gotta tie my shoe real quick.
- Those kids?
- That's the kid that
Johnny left everything to.
Samuel Jacobs.
- Jacobs Samuel. - Yeah.
They think Johnny's our uncle.
- I see, okay.
Then I'll be his
long lost brother.
- Good pop. - Alright.
- I like it.
- You like it?
You like it?
- [Tony] Yeah. It's funny.
- You think that's funny?
- [Tony] I do.
- Yeah. Come on.
Let's go talk to 'em.
- Hurry up, dude.
- Hi. Sammy.
You're Samuel, right?
- Yeah. Who are you?
Sammy, Sammy
It's uncanny how you
part of the family
Let's do the fan dammy
Come on, Sammy
We love you Sammy
- Do I know you?
- I'm Don. I'm Johnny's brother.
I mean Oscar.
We called him Johnny
because he liked to watch
"The Tonight Show"
with Johnny Costa.
- Johnny who? - Ah nevermind.
Before you were born.
- Mr. Golden never
said he had a brother.
- Well, we're
stepbrothers actually.
Same father.
I mean, this is
exciting, isn't it?
I mean, all this hoopla
going on in your little town.
People just love
a treasure hunt.
Am I right?
- So what are you doing here?
- We're here to
help our grieving...
- Johnny's grieving niece.
- That's right.
- [Tony] From Rhode Island.
- From Rhode Island.
- You knew Oscar when
he was cracking safes, right?
- Yeah, that's right.
- Heard he was pretty good.
- Huh, pretty good.
He was the best.
- He was the best, all right?
- You're here for the
jewels, aren't you?
- Jewels. Jewels. What jewels?
What jewels?
- What jewels are
you talking about?
- I don't know anything
about any jewels.
You know something
about the jewels?
- Not me. - Yeah, you know.
- Don't be a wise guy, kid.
No, I don't know anything
about any jewels.
- Well, we've got things to do.
- Hey, don't forget, okay.
Sammy, Sammy
- Deuces. - Deuces. Deuces.
What's deuces?
- [Franky] Chris Brown.
- [Don] Who's Chris brown?
- [Franky] Chris Brown, pop.
- Kids (indistinct).
- Those kids know
something, Pop.
They know something.
- Yeah, they know something,
but they're not talking.
- Whoa, whoa.
- Oh, I'd like to go in, please.
- I'm sorry, Sammy.
They ain't letting
nobody in here right now.
- He owns it though.
- Listen, I
understand who he is,
but they say can't nobody
other than law enforcement
go in right now.
- His dad is the sheriff.
- I understand that.
Listen, only way you
getting up in here
is if the sheriff
march in here with you.
Other than that,
forget about it.
- Wow. Top flight
security at its best.
Where Dayday at?
- (laughs) Not funny.
Get on outta here.
Get, go. Get on out.
Gosh, crazy kids.
(gentle music)
(dogs growling)
(water flowing)
- We need to find Athena.
It's getting really
cold outside,
and it's probably gonna snow.
What if she hasn't eaten?
She's probably really lonely.
It's all my fault!
If we hadn't put
her in the side room
because she was bothering us,
even though she really wasn't!
If anything happens
to her, it's on me!
God, I feel terrible.
- It's not your fault, son.
- Yes it is!
Can't we go outside?
Can't we like get a helicopter
in here or something?
- A helicopter?
Sam, come on.
Calm down.
- Well, what if somebody
finds her before us?
What if like you said
somebody dog naps her?
I may never see her again.
- Sam, I need you to stop this.
This is not going to help her.
- I don't care about the toy
shop and all the toys in it.
All I want for Christmas
is Athena back.
Heck, I'll give
all the toys away
just to get my dog back safe.
I just wanna see Athena again.
- It's gonna be okay, Sam.
- We'll find her, son.
We'll find her.
- I'm gonna get you doggy.
Come here.
Come to daddy. Yes.
(dog barking)
Oh, you're not going anywhere.
Daddy's gotcha this time, baby.
Gotcha. You can't
escape the dog catcher.
(indistinct) doggy.
Lets go.
- That hit the spot.
- Yeah, that was pretty good.
- Everything's good.
- Lets get something to eat.
- Oh, that's a
cute little doggie.
What's her name?
- It's Beyonce.
- Beyonce.
- Say hi.
Beyonce! - Whoa.
- Oh.
- You should call
her Sasha Fierce.
- I'm sorry about that guys.
You guys have a good night.
- Thank you, you too.
- Watch your step.
It's slippery.
- Thank you. - Watch out, pop.
- Yeah.
- Almost took your finger off.
- I know.
- Oh, there's the
mutt right there.
- sh*t.
- Come on. - Look.
- Let's go.
- Let's go get her. Come on.
(suspense music)
- Alright. Don't
let her get away.
- Go, go, go.
- Get up closer.
Come on closer.
I'm gonna sh**t it from the car.
- [Tony] That's not nice.
- Well, shut up!
Do what I tell you, Franky!
Don't let it get away.
- [Franky] Going
as fast as I can.
- Get up close!
Go, go, go, go, go.
(g*nsh*t firing)
Where did you learn
how to drive, on Mars?
- The roads are slippery.
- [Don] Hey!
(g*nsh*t firing)
Move! Here, here.
(tires screeching)
Goddammit!
She got away.
- She went into the forest.
- Boss, look.
That's blood, all right.
I think I got her.
(gentle music)
(gentle music)
- Hey. Wow, wow, wow.
This is a pleasant surprise.
Everything all right?
- Well, since the FBI left
and the town is thinning out,
Sam was thinking maybe
we put out flyers for Athena.
- Ah. Is that what you
really wanna do, son?
- I'd like to do something.
- Lookie here.
When I married your
mother and adopted you,
I took on the
responsibility to protect
and take care of you both.
Now you have that same
responsibility for Athena.
So you know what we're gonna do?
What do you say, we go find him?
Sound good? - Yeah.
Excuse me sir. Have
you seen my dog?
- Do I look like a
dog catcher to you?
Come on, you see this drip?
Beat it kid.
- Excuse you.
Hey, why don't you two go
put some flyers on the cars
and we're gonna go this way.
- Okay. - Ready?
- Excuse me.
Hi, have you seen this dog?
- Yeah, I've seen that dog.
- Really?
When?
- Saw on the security
camera last night
with some other dog.
She's knocking over my
bins, eating scraps.
She made this whole mess.
- I'm really sorry,
but do you know where they went?
- She said something about
going to Disneyland. (chuckles)
Good luck kid.
- Hey, hey, look at me.
At least we know
she's okay, right?
- Yeah.
- This is good news.
Don't worry. We're
gonna find her, I promise.
Come here.
Let's go.
(Athena panting)
(gentle music)
(bright music)
(bright music)
(bright music continues)
Well, we heard Athena's
with another dog,
so at least she's not alone.
Why don't we rest
here for a little bit
and then we can,
we can go this way.
Let's stick together.
- I hope she's okay.
- I'm sure Athena's
really scared.
I feel horrible about all this.
Everyone's looking for Athena
and it's all my fault
she's lost in the first place.
- Mine too.
It's not just your fault, Sammy.
(Athena barking)
- Athena?
Athena! Come on.
- Oh my God.
- Hey, we missed you so much.
- Hey girl.
- Hey Jimmy.
Hey, you found her!
- Hey, we need to
get her to the vet.
She's bleeding. - Oh. Oh yeah.
All right. Come on.
Get her in the back.
Come on, come on.
Get her to the back.
Come on.
We're gonna get you
going, all right.
- [Kathy] Let's go. - Come on.
Come on.
Watch your leg. Watch your leg.
Watch your leg.
Okay. Alright.
Lemme just get this in here.
(gentle music)
- Hey Doc. How we're looking?
- I think she's gonna be okay.
- That's good to hear.
- We're just wrapping
up her bandages
and I'll bring her right out.
I'm just happy you brought
her here when you did.
- Thanks, doc.
There we have it, huh.
- Hey.
(birds chirping)
- Oh, we gotta get
into that toy shop.
- So pop, listen, I'm thinking.
With Christmas coming, a lot
of people are gonna be leaving.
Most of the feds
they left already.
So by Christmas,
everybody else probably
gonna be outta here.
- That's in two days.
- I know when
Christmas is, you dope.
Gotta figure out how to
get rid of the security guard.
- Maybe we should just drug him.
You know, when he falls asleep,
we slip inside.
Put it in a sandwich maybe.
- Brilliant. (chuckles)
I could kiss you right now.
- [Franky] Atta boy, Tony.
- Can I have your
sandwich instead?
- [Sheriff] There she is.
- [All] Athena!
- [Samuel] I missed you so much.
- Oh. - [Samuel] Are you okay?
- Wait, we almost forgot
about the town meeting!
- Okay, everyone, I'm
not sure why the Sheriff
isn't here yet, but
we should get started.
- Okay, well I'll start it off.
We're here today to discuss
the toy shop ownership.
(muffled overlapping chattering)
- Sheriff.
- As you all know, the
toy shop was willed
to my son, Samuel.
He's the sole inheritor.
- We're merely looking
into the legality
of the inheritance, Sheriff.
- [Participant 1]
This is a small town.
(muffled overlapping chattering)
- That money was stolen!
The toy shop does not
even belong to him.
(muffled overlapping chattering)
- Hello. Maybe I can
help with legalities.
My name is Walton Banks.
I have been Johnny
Lester's attorney
for more than 37 years.
I can assure you that the
inheritance was legal and
binding
and any claim here
or in a courtroom.
- Let's not jump to
court just yet, okay.
This is just merely
a friendly gathering
of the town's people
to discuss the toy shop,
which quite frankly is
now a landmark in this town
with all the media coverage.
- This is wrong.
- So that landmark now belongs
to Samuel Jacobs.
- Okay, well, how
do we know Mr. Gold,
I mean, Mr. Lester didn't
purchase the toy shop
with the money from the
stolen jewels eight years ago?
(muffled overlapping chattering)
- That toy shop was
purchased with money
that Johnny had saved in
the bank for a very long time.
I helped notarize the
original sale documents.
His net worth was in
the millions prior
to that alleged crime
even taking place.
And Samuel inherited the
toy shop along with Athena.
The will has been fully
exercised in the eyes of the
law.
- But you can't say for certain
that the toy shop wasn't
purchased with the jewels
that Oscar stole.
- We're not convinced
that Johnny The Touch
was the actual thief for
the jewels eight years ago.
- Our investigation is
slowly coming to a close.
- We were sent here to find
out if Johnny was the culprit.
However, there's no
solid evidence suggesting
that he was.
- Exactly. Even the
FBI agrees to the facts.
- Well, I guess we'll just
have to file an injunction
and proceed with
arbitration if you see fit.
- I'm always open to
accepting delivery.
Good day, sir.
- Okay, I think that's
all for this evening.
Thank you all for coming.
But before I forget, please
don't forget to sign up
for this year's Christmas
Talent Showcase.
All the forms are in the back.
Meeting adjourned.
- I don't get it, dad.
Why do people care if I
own the toy shop or not?
- No, it's just politics, son.
And you're stuck in
the middle of it.
- Mhm-hmm. Well,
there are people
who want the toy shop
to be owned by the town,
so the town can
make a profit on it.
- But Mr. Golden gave it to me.
- I know, but unfortunately to
some of those people in town,
it doesn't matter, sweetie.
- If they want it that bad,
maybe we should just
give it to them.
I mean, at least
I've got Athena.
- True.
- Why do we need the toy shop?
- I'm proud of you, Samuel.
We'll do whatever you wanna do.
Like you said, at least
you got Athena back.
We should have her
neutered, you think?
- Well, not at the table.
- So mom, about the cookies.
- [Kathy] Hmm-hmm. After dinner.
- Okay.
- [Kathy] Do not touch it.
Nope. Nope. - Okay.
- What do we want?
- [All] Justice!
- When do we want it?
- [All] Now!
- What do we want?
- [All] Justice!
- When do we want it?
- [All] Now!
- Hey Teddy, how it goes buddy?
- Sheriff, what's going on, man?
Quick question for you.
- Yes sir.
- Hey, my girl's sick
and I kind of need
to take my dogs out.
Would you please?
Can I run to the
house real fast?
I'll come right back. - Sure,
but don't diddle-daddle.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, again?
No, no, no, no,
don't do anything
till I get there.
Yeah, I'm on way.
Hey kids, go inside.
I'll be right back.
- Come on, come on, Athena.
Isn't this great?
- [Vanessa] It's so cool.
- He painted them himself.
I'm gonna add to it too one day.
- Can I help?
- The last one he
did was his captain.
- Wait, look, there's a keyhole.
- And a key. - Try it.
- Wait, Athena is the key.
Come here, Athena.
- Whoa!
- Come on.
(intense music)
- It looks unattended.
Come on.
(suspense music)
- You figured it out.
You found the hole for the key.
I'm proud of you, Samuel.
If this is you,
I guess I'm just gonna
have to take a chance on that
because now the fun begins.
Do you remember when
we went fishing in my boat?
Well, in the boat factory is a
bathroom on the second floor.
Now I want you to go down there.
I want you to take
a good look around.
Go to the second stall
toilet on the left
and look in the top.
Be well, Samuel.
Don't forget your key.
- Is that where my jewels are?
- I don't know what
you're talking about.
- Sure you do.
Lemme see the iPad.
- No. - No?
Do you believe this kid?
You listen good.
This is where I get mean.
I mean really mean.
You gimme the iPad, punk.
- Mean, I mean really mean.
It's funny, right?
- You imbecile.
- Listen kid, give us the
iPad and nobody gets hurt.
- [Samuel] No!
- Gimme the iPad.
Give it to me, now!
I said give it to me!
- Pop! Pop!
- [Samuel] Go, go, go, go, go.
- [Franky] Pop, you okay?
- Oh. - A swing on that, pop.
- I'm okay. I'm fine. I'm fine.
- Athena, come on.
We gotta go.
- [Samuel] go, go, go!
- Athena, come on.
Come on Athena.
Come on.
Athena, we gotta go.
Come on.
- Please, get off your bikes.
Please.
Marty, we need
your bikes, please.
It's an emergency.
- Why? - We're being chased.
- By the mob! - What?
- We'll give you anything
you want out of the toy shop!
- Can I have the red skateboard?
- Yes. Yes, of course you can!
You can have anything
you want, too.
- Fine. - Thank you so much.
Al, go get my dad at
the sheriff's station.
- Okay, just go.
- Alright. Thank you.
Vanessa, get on.
- I want that skateboard.
- Oh crap.
- Get outta the way!
- [Don] Get outta the car.
Make 'em move.
Come on.
- [Al] Yeah. Stupidest one.
- Let's go fellas.
You gotta move.
- Who's gonna make us?
- Just move.
- You're funny.
- Take the dog and move.
- I'll move it for you.
- [Al] Oh. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Back up. Back up, back up.
Come on, Athena.
Back up. Back up.
- Tough guys.
See boss, a little bit of
niceness goes a long way.
- Yeah, terrific.
- Come on.
- Here, take the
leash, all right.
I'm gonna go to run
to the sheriff's office.
- I'll come with you.
- Wait, Roger,
stay with the dog.
- What the hell?
I didn't sign up for this.
- [Al] Alright, come
on, we gotta go.
(suspense music)
(tires screeching)
- He said the upstairs bathroom.
- He said second stall.
- Oh. - I'm not getting that.
- Seriously? - Just do it.
- Ew, ew! Ew!
- Oh.
- These are their bikes.
- What's the matter with you?
- I don't know guys,
I don't feel so good.
I feel really queasy.
- Get in the car.
(Tony farting)
Come on.
- And my soul from
out that shadow
that lies floating on the floor
shall be lifted never more.
- Huh? What does that mean?
- I'm not sure.
Has he ever mentioned
that to you before?
- No.
- Shall be lifted never more.
- I mean, maybe.
It kind of sounds familiar.
- Sammy!
- They're here.
- Hear that pop?
I think they're upstairs.
- Please, just
give them the iPad.
I'm scared. - Don't be.
Come on!
(intense music)
(suspense music)
(Samuel grunting)
Back there.
(suspense music)
(suspense music continues)
- Okay, come on.
Come out of there, you.
Come on outta there.
Come on now.
Now gimme that iPad,
or I'm gonna plug
you right here.
Gimme that iPad!
Give it to me now.
Come on, give it to me.
- Who the hell is that? - Huh?
- Made you look.
(Don grunting) - Now
that's a Nutcracker.
(Don grunting) (pans dropping)
- Are you all right pop?
- Give me the g*n.
I'm gonna k*ll that kid.
(suspense music)
- We get outta here.
- Hey, you guys stop.
Don't make me use this.
Just give me the iPad!
- Please, just leave us alone.
- Listen kids, I take
no pleasure in this,
but I got a job to do.
Just gimme the iPad.
- No, you're no k*ller.
You're a good man.
I can tell it in your eyes.
- I'm bad. I'm a bad guy.
Trust me.
- Come on. Come on Vanessa.
Let's go.
(grunts) Oh guys.
Oh God. - Where's the kids?
- I don't know what
they hit me with.
- You let them get away.
- I tried, I swear.
- You moron.
Get in the car. Go on.
They probably went
back to the toy shop.
- Over $10 million was stolen.
Speaking of which, Jacobs,
when was the last time
you were in Michigan?
- Sheriff. - Sheriff.
- Al, gimme a minute, son.
- It can't wait, Sheriff.
They're after them.
- Who's after who exactly?
- The mob guys, Sheriff.
They're after Sam.
- What are you talking about?
- It's true, Sheriff.
I saw them.
- Where are they at now?
- At the lake.
- The lake?
Hey, stay here and tell
your dad what's going on.
- No, we gotta go.
- How come we never get to go?
(intense music)
(engines revving)
(sirens wailing)
- Wait! I think I know
what the clue means.
We need to get to the toy shop.
It has to do something
with the really special books.
Come on.
- Oh, Marty, you're here.
- I thought you losers
would be sleeping
with the fishes by now.
I'm here for my skateboard.
- Oh yeah, sure.
Come on in.
Just hold on.
All right. Whoa. Oh yeah.
You earned it.
- Awesome.
- So what do you
think the clue is?
- Come on, I'll show you.
- There. Edgar Allan
Poe, "The Raven."
Oscar said that the raven is
about not being able to change.
He asked the raven questions,
but the raven always replies.
- "My soul from out that shadow
that lies floating on the
floor shall tell me in my dreams
"that it will be never more."
Never more, you understand that?
Good. - Never more.
- Yo, that's so cool.
- Come on.
(gentle music)
- Did you know this was here?
- No, I've never been in here.
- Look, there's a safe.
- It's got a code lock.
- Like a word.
Mm, try your name. - What?
- Samuel, just try it. - Okay.
(safe buzzing)
- What about the dog?
- Yeah. Good idea.
Athena is the key, remember?
(safe buzzing)
- sh**t.
- Captain.
- And we're screwed.
- Wait, Athena was what?
- A dog.
Try dog. - Oh yeah.
- No, silly.
Athena goddess.
Try goddess.
(safe buzzing)
- Nope. Hmm.
- Look, my dad loved
Greek mythology.
He said that Athena was the
goddess of wisdom and w*r.
Try wisdom.
(safe buzzing)
(safe door clicking)
- We're rich!
- You figured it
out, Samuel. Again.
These are the jewels
from the safe I cracked
years ago in New York.
It wasn't just about
the money, Samuel.
Life should never
be about money.
Life, life is about the journey.
Always remember that.
Life for me was a
splendid journey.
A journey of hits,
a journey of misses.
Have fun with my jewels.
- Alright, Sammy boy.
The gigs up.
No more games, or
I flat blast you.
I can't have kids anymore
because of you, you know.
- We'll take this.
- Open it.
- Finally, my jewels.
Alright, take the
jewels to the car.
I'll be right out.
- [Franky] Come on, dad.
- Come on, boss.
Leave the kids alone.
- I said go to the car!
You made this harder
than it had to be, okay.
- You're not gonna
get away with this.
What are you gonna do?
sh**t all of us?
- No, I'm just gonna
sh**t you smart a*s.
- You're a coward!
- So long, Sonny boy.
Give Johnny my regards, huh?
- Come on boss, it's Christmas.
Let's just get the jewels
and get outta here.
- No kids, pop. - Come on.
- Come on, you know that.
- I'm gonna see you on
the other side, kid.
(mimics g*nshots firing)
- [Franky] Come on, pop.
- [Tony] Come on.
- Merry Christmas.
- Put your hands
where I can see 'em.
- Drop the g*n!
- I'll put it down.
I'll put it down. Here.
- And the bag.
- Down on your knees!
- Easy. Take it easy, guys.
All right.
(chuckles) All right.
(dogs barking)
- Let's go.
Come on. Get up. Stand up.
You have the right
to remain silent.
Anything you say can and
will be used against you
in a court of law.
- Dad, we found the jewels!
- [Vanessa] We cracked the code.
- The code was wisdom.
- Wisdom. (chuckles)
I'm proud of you guys.
Oh, (indistinct).
Alright, just get on me.
- Wow.
- Merry Christmas everyone.
We have a follow up on the
Johnny The Touch Lester story.
The jewels have been found.
The FBI released a statement
that all but $200,000 of the
jewels have been recovered.
The case is now
considered closed.
- Mr. Amichi, it is said to be
that you are the mastermind
behind the New York safe
and trust ties.
Is that so?
- We're innocent of all charges.
It'll be settled in court.
Thank you.
- Congratulations again, Samuel.
- Yeah. I can't believe you
actually own the shop now.
- Thanks. I know. Me too.
- I really want that one.
- Okay, we can get that one.
How about you?
- But what about this
one, it's signed?
It could be more valuable.
- How much is this?
- That's 15.99.
- Hey Vanessa, I saw
your pops work in the front.
Pretty cool.
- Yeah, it is pretty cool.
- [Together] We told you it
was all gonna work itself out.
- Aw. Thanks guys.
- [Together] We'll
see you guys later.
- All right. See you guys.
Come back anytime.
- Hi, I'd like to buy this.
- I think this one...
It's 19.99. - Okay.
- Oh, perfect. Merry Christmas.
- Thank you so much.
Merry Christmas.
(doorbell chiming)
- Oh, Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas,
Sheriff Jacob.
- Thank you. Come on in.
- Merry Christmas.
- [Sheriff Jacob]
Merry Christmas.
- [Kathy] Good to see you.
- Come on in.
Hey Samuel.
- Hey. Merry Christmas Vanessa.
- For me? - Yep. From me.
- You shouldn't have.
- Whoa. Thanks Samuel.
- You're welcome.
Merry Christmas.
- Samuel, I know you have
your own toy shop now,
but wanted to get you something.
- Thank you.
Oh, thanks.
- Merry Christmas, son.
- Thank you.
- Hey, what do you say we
get in the Christmas spirit
with a little carol?
Little jingle jams.
- [Vanessa] Yeah.
- [Sheriff] Why not?
- [Kathy] Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
Let's make it happen.
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way.
- All the way, girl.
Sing it.
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Hey
Jingle bells - Jingle bells!
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
- All the way baby.
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
- Woo!
(all clapping)
So did the FBI contact you?
- Yeah.
They said they are satisfied
with the jewels being recovered
and said I could
keep my toy shop.
Though I figured that
the town should get half.
- Pretty cool.
- Yeah.
Hey, there's actually one
last video Oscar had on here.
- I have another little
surprise for you.
In 2014, I heard about this
phenomenon called Bitcoin.
- I've heard of Bitcoin.
- Well, I bought 650 of them
and paid $320 each.
Last I read Bitcoin
had hit $50,000 a coin.
- I'm about to pass out.
- That's over, well, let's see.
650 times 320. - $30 million.
- But I'm not gonna
make it easy for you.
I do have a clue for you though.
If Athena was the key,
and if you're watching this
now, you figured it all out.
And you know wisdom
opened that safe,
then what if the key to
Athena is Athena herself?
Goodbye Samuel.
- The key to Athena is Athena.
- I'm so lost.
That's $30 million
down the drain!
- Wait a minute.
I think I got it!
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Athena.
(bright music)
- Hey Teddy. - Hey.
- I noticed your
name was on the list.
What's your talent?
- Well, I sing a little bit.
- And next up our
local security,
Mr. Teddy Kane.
(attendants clapping)
- Wish me luck. - Yeah.
She knows what she's doing
Her heart understands
She's my voice of reason
And I'm a far better man
In the hands of a woman
You love, love,
love oh so sweet
In the hands of a woman
There's place
for guys like me
(attendants clapping)
- Over the years you used to
be able to say Merry Christmas,
you know, now it's happy
holidays, which is good.
You know, we gotta be accepting
of everyone's differences,
but I think it may have
gone a little bit too far.
You know, like even Santa's
gotten a little progressive,
you know, like this year,
you know, instead of reindeer
now he's gone full
electric with a sleigh.
(attendants laughing) I'd say.
I saw your dog around town
And guess what I found
Took him down to the pound
That's what I said
Gotta be careful before
your dog end up down
Where my dogs at
Where my, where my dogs at
Where my dogs at
Where my, where my dogs at
Where my dogs at
Where my, where my dogs at
Where my dogs at, yeah
Word, word
Better keep that
dog on a leash, son
Ya feel me
Where my dogs at
No, you can't
bring me down, down
You could show me up,
but can't steal my crown
I don't want fight
Just tryna live
my best life, yeah
No, you can't
bring me down, down
You say you hate me
But do you love yourself
You take that thing and
put it on someone else
I don't know where to do it
That aint no way to be
You got good
inside your heart
I guess you just
wish you were me
Wish you were me
Wish you were me
Wish you were me
I guess you just
wish you were me
(attendants clapping)
Deck the halls with
boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our g*y apparel
Fa-la-la, fa-la-la, la-la-la
Troll the ancient
Yuletide carol
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
(attendants clapping)
- Thank you.
- Action.
Hey, cut, cut, cut!
What are you guys doing?
- [Together] You said action!
- But not TikTok action.
Let's get back to work.
Come on.
Alright, ready?
And action. - Again.
- Oh geez, I quit.
That's it. I'm done.
(silence)
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