(logo thumping)
(logo rattling)
(logo erupting)
(dramatic music)
I was your realist yeah baby
[Cassie] Let me see what he's up to.
Need to see his child anyway.
(kettle whistling)
I don't even call him Gabe.
Gabriel, what you doing?
Come get your child.
(kettle whistling)
Um, let me not say that
'cause. What time is it?
Oh, she gon' be mad, and I don't care.
'Cause she tried to be
with him in the first place
after he was wit' me.
(kettle whistling)
Anyway, matter fact,
I'm bout' to send him a picture.
He gon' be mad.
Stop calling and texting me
Matter fact, he bout' to
get three attachments.
To be with you, I'm
done, I had to leave
You were sneaking,
creeping and stressing me
b*tches calling and
sending me everything
Saw the DMs, you asking for pics
Gave you my heart
and you mishandled it
Now you are crying
Hmm. You wanna play?
Hey, baby daddy.
(rain and thunder) smoke detector beeping)
(grease sizzling)
(suspenseful music)
(grease sizzling)
(grease sizzling)
(grease sizzling)
(suspensful music continues)
(smoke detector beeping)
(rain and thunder continues)
(chair thump)
[Sandra] It is 2AM.
Why is your son's mother texting you?
(smoke detector beeping)
[Gabriel] Why you going
through my phone again?
Why is this chick texting you
at two o'clock in the
m*therf*cking morning?
Is what I asked you.
If you wanna know so bad,
why don't you call her.
Gabriel,
we done already had this
conversation several times
about her hitting up your
phone at these hours.
And we've had this conversation
before about you going through my phone.
You got something you need to hide?
It ain't about having
anything to hide, Sandra.
It's about your a*s
being so damn insecure!
You got a lotta sh*t you
need to be working on.
Hmm, do not tell me
what I need to work on
'cause this conversation
could get real disrespectful.
Disrespectful?
Look, I don't wanna deal
with this sh*t right now.
I'm tired.
If your baby's mother does
not start respecting the fact-
Her name has not changed.
Why do you keep f*cking defending?
- Your a*s need to grow up!
- I need to grow up? (Smoke detector beeping)
You don't respect me as a man.
Respect?
What type of respect she got for our sh*t?
I done said before,
if it's not an emergency,
all calls and text messages can wait
'til the next day.
- You think I'm f*cking her,
that's what the real issue is.
- That's the issue?
- You don't wanna f*ck me,
so I guess you figure somebody
else has to be doing it.
It's either you don't feel like f*cking me
you don't wanna f*ck me,
you're too tired when
you come home from work,
or whatever the f*ck!
(Gabriel sighing)
[Gabriel] sh*t.
Really?
You can't keep telling your man, "No".
How bout' I can no longer
see you on top of me.
Had I done what the f*ck you did to me,
you would've lost your m*therf*cking mind.
(smoke detector beeping)
You got some nerve.
You really got some nerve sitting there
with that smug-a*s look on your face.
(tense music)
We got 10 years, Gabriel, 10!
No ring,
no sign of things taking a
turn for the better, nothing.
And you still hit here and refuse
to respect what I say
and make the one thing
that I asked you about.
- Well, if it ain't working,
Why you still here?
Where am I going, Gabriel?
Tell me that.
Where am I going with
this STD that you gave me.
I'm living with this sh*t.
Walking around, going to work,
acting like everything is perfect.
Well I'm sure you got
a little work boyfriend
or something, huh?
(soft suspenseful music)
I'm gon' act like you
didn't even just say
that right now.
(smoke detector beeping)
I bring my a*s home.
And I choose to play the good woman
instead of running these
m*therf*cking streets
and spreading the gift
that keeps on giving.
The gift that yo' a*s gave me!
You forgot about that part?
Remember that sh*t!
[Sandra] m*therf*cker.
(smoke detector beeping)
(Rain and Thunder continues)
Girl, tell me you got a
minute. (Mid tempo beat)
[Shay] Yeah, what's up?
I don't think I could
do this thing right here.
I don't wanna go anymore dates with him.
What the f*ck happened now?
Girl, I am done with
all these dating apps.
(glass smashing) That's it, I'm done.
No, the problem is, you too damn picky.
Too picky? Maybe I just know my worth.
What is wrong with this one?
And where the f*ck is he at
that you have all this time
to be on the phone with me?
Well, he stepped away five minutes ago.
You sure that m*therf*cker
didn't leave you with the bill?
Girl, he went to the bathroom.
I saw him walk in there.
That m*therf*cker might
be in there taking a sh*t.
What is wrong with you?
We still didn't even get our food yet,
so he's not taking a sh*t.
And!
Wait, is this the same guy
that we were just talking
about the other day?
I'm not on a date with a chick.
b*tch is not that serious.
Ain't nobody saying that you
trying to try some new sh*t.
(record needle screeching)
(playful music) This
is Cassie's tired a*s.
She's one of my ride-or-dies.
Now the problem with Cassie is,
she's been around the way too many times.
She has a problem with not being selective
with who she gives her puss to.
And now that's what she's trying to do.
I mean we've got at her
a few times about that.
She's still my bestie but
that b*tch stay on her back.
(mid tempo beat) What in
the hell is this waiter?
Them miss a meal
cramps hitting in, right?
No. Um.
It's not that,
it's just every other word
outta this man's mouth is
about getting in the bed.
What the f*ck else you
want him to think about?
You think he gives a damn
if you could read or not?
- Word.
- That dude sees p*ssy.
Now, if you show him that
you have a little bit more
to offer than-
[Cassie] Excuse me
girl, I want him to be into
something else other than that,
not on the first date.
Alright, then, then,
switch it up on him.
f*ck him, and then let that
m*therf*cker feed you after.
Ooh, girl, if you
don't get off my phone.
You could've gave him that vibe
from the conversation
you and him were having.
The only vibe I'm giving
off is that I'm hungry.
Maybe it happened
with the conversation
you guys had earlier.
Shay, anyway.
Actually he looks younger in person.
Okay, I'm still listening
for the problem, Cassie.
What's the problem?
With that cobweb hanging
out from your p*ssy,
you better let that younger
m*therf*cker tell you something.
Young m*therf*ckers be
having some good pipe.
Girl, if you don't shut up.
Every other word outta your
mouth is about some d*ck.
I did not say d*ck. I said pipe.
P-I-P-E.
Same sh*t, that's all
you think about is d*ck.
b*tch, you really do need something
inside that newly renovated box of yours.
No, I know what I don't need.
- And what's that?
- Your advice.
- I'm just saying.
- Girl,
I don't even know why I called you, Shay.
You called me because you wanted
to hear some real sh*t mixed
with the bullshit that
you keep telling yourself.
That's why the f*ck you called me.
Bye, Shay.
(mid tempo dance music)
[Aaron] Another one of
these useless a*s dinners
sponsored by me.
(sanding machine buzzing)
[Dana] Look, my n*gga.
You there now.
Just try to ride this sh*t out.
And enjoy the rest of the date.
Dana!
Or,
or
Just take yo' a*s home and do me a favor.
Don't try to run out the back door either.
I'm, I feel like I'm
out there by myself.
I mean, give me a f*cking
conversation or something.
Listen, once it's over-
If you were me, you'd...
Once it's over, okay.
(Dana chuckles)
You never, ever, ever have
to see this woman again.
- Definitely.
- Hm.
Listen, chop this up as a loss,
like you do all of em' and keep it moving.
Easy for you to say.
This sh*t ain't cost you a dime.
Me personally, I'm never
gonna sit across from anyone
that I'm not having a good time with.
You know what's gonna be the
best thing about this date.
The appetizers.
- You know what?
Your a*s probably dragging
this sh*t out anyway,
just to see if you can hit.
She ain't talking about sh*t.
I'm trying to figure out how
to end this sh*t respectfully.
Oh, yeah, because you
still have to see her a*s
on your Instagram page, got it.
I ain't trying to hear
that sh*t right now.
Well, let me tell you something.
You're going to hear it.
I stay telling you
and Ryan that y'all need
to stop messing with
and f*cking around with
these chicks on Instagram.
Don't know about Ryan, but-
Y'all have on y'all pages.
Y'all need to just cut it out.
Who said I took shorty
out to see if I could smash?
I'm sorry, what other reason
would yo' a*s come up wit'?
Please tell me.
My n*gga, you keep forgetting I know you.
And you probably ran yo' mouth so much
that you done talk yourself
up outta some p*ssy.
I know you did.
She probably think about how she wants
to f*ck me so bad in her head right now.
You know women know when they
wanna give up some p*ssy.
And m*therf*ckers like you
help us change our minds often.
So what you saying,
a man could talk himself
outta getting some p*ssy?
(Dana chuckles)
- See,
you don't even know how to shut up.
And you not even getting no p*ssy.
Ha!
[Dana] You know what?
What she probably doing is
literally losing every ounce
of interest that she had
left in her poor little body.
Or big body, for that matter.
Because you're in the shitter.
You're taking too long.
Why else?
She's losing interest.
(record needle screeching)
(soft playful music)
That's my home girl Dana.
We use to date back in the
days few times, you know,
when she use to rock with men.
Thing is that she thinks she
knows every f*cking thing.
It's one of the main
reason why it didn't work.
But, we tight.
She don't play when it come to me.
Or Ryan.
She will f*ck something up
quick, no questions asked.
f*ck yo thoughts. f*ck yo emotions.
And f*ck your feelings.
f*ck out of my face.
f*ck is you talking about?
Ah!
Nothing, nothing.
Just practicing for some other sh*t.
Uh, yeah, back to you,
because, n*gga, you know good
and damn well you know how
to talk yourself up outta some p*ssy.
- f*ck outta here.
- There you go.
sh*t, you did the same thing to me.
Here we go again.
You only got some p*ssy
because I felt sorry for your punk a*s.
And I was mad when I got it.
And you ended up liking
p*ssy more than me.
And to this day,
my a*s also get way more
p*ssy than you do too.
If you think you get more p*ssy than me,
then you definitely need to stop smoking
that sh*t that you be smoking.
And, when your time is up,
I'm going to go back to
smoking some of that sh*t.
Bye, m*therf*cker.
Let me get back to this sh*t.
Hey!
Can you bring me some wings?
- No.
(Dana scoffs)
- Ranch, b*tch a*s n*gga.
(gentle music)
When we first started out baby
You said that you would stick by me
Now you here telling me that
Sorry about that.
Got caught up talking to my
daughter a little bit longer
than I expected.
Oh, as you can see, the
food still not here yet.
Yeah, you know, I'm surprised.
They usually a little
more quicker than this.
- Quicker?
- Yeah.
Oh, so this is the spot that
you take all your shawty's
to on the first date, huh?
So, I mean, you not even gonna ask me
if everything's okay
with me and my daughter?
- Oh.
- No?
I'm sorry.
Is everything okay with
you and your daughter?
Yeah. Yeah.
It's all good.
You hungry and you
probably ready to go, so.
It's not that. I said, I'm sorry.
Is everything okay with you and your baby?
She's 12.
And I done told you that
a few times already.
Come on, man.
Are you sure the conversation went well?
Yes.
Apparently she's hungry,
just like you are.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- You got jokes.
- Yeah, ha ha.
Where's this waiter?
Because I'm ready to order my food
and then I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to get up outta here.
(upbeat background music)
It's like I'm falling
in love with a stranger
I don't think I'm gonna
mess with Aaron anymore.
See, you just might be
a little bit too picky.
You're always...
Girl, let's not even go
there because to be honest,
we almost didn't go out
because he was saying that
he couldn't get a sitter.
[Dionne] - Sounds like
he's responsible to me.
No, um, his baby mother
was actually acting funny,
so probably she didn't want
him to go out, I don't know.
Okay, typical sh*t.
Now the problem is,
by the time he went and
dropped the child off,
the baby mother was taking like 13 years
to come downstairs to get her.
Hold up, back it up.
So (chuckles),
homeboy got a car, ha, check.
And he either has some
kind of custody agreement
and, or spends a lot of time with the kid.
Chick these are green flags.
What's your problem?
- Girl, just and, or,
like, are you his legal aide?
You sitting here advocating
for this man Dionne, like you
know him.
And then you talk about a car like,
is the car supposed to mean-
And hold up, hold up.
But why the f*ck does
his baby mother even know
that he was going out on
a date in the first place?
That's what I'm talking about.
Like, hello.
Look, some baby moms
don't give two f*ck.
Some baby moms, like myself,
be trying to hook up their baby daddies
so he get the f*ck outta
my face, leave me alone.
No, no, no, what the problem is,
is that these men tell
their baby mothers too much.
And that's what's...
- Oh my gosh,
don't mean it's true.
Doesn't mean what's true, Dionne?
That baby mamas be hating?
No, that this baby
mom is actually hating.
Here you go with your sh*t.
You talk too much.
Look, what if he didn't
say nothing to the baby mom?
What if he just ain't
wanna take her a*s out?
What if he just looked at his bank account
that morning like, ew?
- Uh, not this week.
To be taking somebody out on a date.
But, what does that matter.
'Cause didn't you say y'all went Dutch?
Uh, going Dutch was my idea, okay.
And it was a bad f*cking idea.
I told you that already.
Bad.
Except nobody banging down your door
or ringing your phone to
take you out, Dutch or not?
b*tch, you know I can
take myself out too, right?
- Yeah.
- Ying, ying, ying ying.
Y'all need to stop.
Can y'all stop for a second?
He ended up paying for
everything, alright.
As he should.
And I hope he still didn't
get in between them legs.
(soft music)
Your my sunshine
Your my moonlight that
falls down from the sky
Your so amazing
Yeah
Your the reason I sing this song
And I can't imagine life without you
Every night I'm reaching for you
It's true
'Cause of the way you make me feel
all I do is think about you
Hello, Cassie!
Cassie!
(record needle screeching)
Cassie, Earth to Cassie.
Dionne, just because
somebody takes you out to eat,
(playful soft music)
That doesn't mean they
get to get some, okay?
- Y'all too hot.
- Well.
Y'all too hot.
Well, I do require me some large fries.
- [Cassie] Mm-hm.
- A side of mash.
[Shay] Some slaw.
And you better have my damn mild sauce.
My gosh.
Where ya' vegetables?
- Shut the f*ck up.
- That's not healthy.
Look, you trying to tell us
that at no point you thought
about f*cking this man?
Girl, no, especially
not on no first night,
no first date, no first anything.
You're not getting something
from me 'cause of that.
[Dionne] Since when?
What's wrong with you?
- [Shay] What?
- But anyway,
I could tell that he kinda
wanted to do something
but I wasn't feeling him like that, so.
Um.
b*tch, you were on your
oils, your smell goods.
I know you.
You can't tell this hoe
nothing after three dabs.
sh*t, one of them oils
turns me on, so I know.
- You a little freak.
-Yup
b*tch, the smell of chicken
frying turns your a*s on.
f*ck you.
(Dionne and Cassie laughing)
Anyway, I wanna know,
how did you know this man
wanted to f*ck you anyway.
Wait.
You told him about your nipple rings.
- Oh.
- That's what she did.
You know what.
You probably had them t*tties
all the way up and halfway out.
While he had his d*ck in
his hand and he was like,
Baby yeah Would
you, would you Yeah
What is wrong with you?
Oh.
Wait, hold up, hold up.
Did you see the man's d*ck
print through his pants?
Sweats.
(ladies laughing)
Even better.
Um.
[Cassie] Um.
So you saw this man's
throbbing d*ck print
through his sweat pants
and you knew he wanted
to rip yo' panties off
and bend that a*s all over.
(light playful music)
First, Who said I was wearing any?
[Dionne] Fresh.
So, you and him was
just out here throbbing?
(heartbeat thumping)
- But, was it,
big?
Was it...
Swole?
Wait, was it calling you?
Did it make you, moist?
Are y'all serious?
- [Shay] Yes.
- Yeah, mm-hm.
[Dionne] Nasty thing.
[Shay] She was easy.
That yeah.
(ladies laughing)
Cassie, tell me something.
(gentle music)
How much respect would you lose for a man
if he tried to sleep with a
woman after the first date?
Aaron, it depends on how much
respect I have for that man
in the first place.
And most importantly,
that man knowing how much
respect I have for myself.
(gentle music continues)
I told Dionne to send
me some movies to watch.
(playful music)
Yes, I gotta see "Time and Place".
That's a good one.
I just finished watching "The Needs".
(phone chirps)
Chile', I watch "A Piece of
Me" all the time, Dionne.
Girl, that's my movie.
You just not getting on
it, you late, Dionne.
"Time and Place", so alright,
I'ma watch it when I get oh.
Oh my stomach.
(stomach bubbling)
(phone chirps)
(phone ringing)
(excrement squelching)
(water slpashing)
(stool droppings)
(excrement squelching)
What do you want, Gabriel?
When I told you to come
see your son yesterday,
you don't want to, now you mad, I know.
That's why I kept calling
your phone after two.
I don't even want this man.
Boy, voicemail.
She sent me the voicemail again.
Cassie.
I need to talk to you.
Cassie, you gotta stop
texting me after 9PM
unless it's an emergency.
We talked about this.
Please give me a call when you can.
CP Do Me, Do Me Baby
[Ryan] Neither you or Cassie.
Thank you kindly.
Cassie's her name right?
Yeah, yeah, it's Cassie.
Yo', man, so you and Cassie,
y'all shouldn't respect each other,
especially after jumping
off on the first date.
That's in my humble opinion.
Yeah, what the f*ck
happened to you, man?
You alright?
Yeah, just that like, damn.
This dude just met me,
and he just put his tongue all up in my
My p*ssy, all up in my p*ssy.
Just had his face all up in my p*ssy.
[Aaron]- Really
And not to mention-
Don't even know me.
Who else has he done this to?
(Dana laughing)
He gots to be a serial p*ssy eater.
Hold up, that don't even
sound right coming from you.
I'm just saying son, just saying.
Yeah, I mean, sh*t,
I could say the same thing about her.
I mean, who else has she let take,
let take it down on the first night?
My n*gga, you got new
p*ssy all up in your face,
all on your mustache, all on your beard.
Please tell me you know something more
bout' shorty than just her username?
Yeah, 'cause I mean,
I'll be all up in
people's DMs and all that.
Y'all know me.
But I ain't bringing no random
m*therf*cker into my crib.
Hmm, you know, he like
to bring rando's home,
and he liked to have sh*t
slammed on his face like a
bag of ice.
[Aaron] Ah.
Never up in my crib, man.
Right
Man, the first night
or the fourth night, man.
I ain't never told either one of y'all
that I had my face up
in that woman's p*ssy.
And you didn't have to tell us.
You didn't have to tell us
that you had your face up in
this random woman's p*ssy.
You didn't have to tell us that.
Because m*therf*cker, we know you.
We know!
(uptempo reggae beat)
Come here, pretty likkle baby
Look how your skin pure and rich
Pretty bright eyes
Round nose Matty hair
Cute smile, but by
your full cherry lips
Saying tings you, twisted to the truth
So power from you copy all that you do
You look good, shape good
Steer good, ooh, you copy you
Oh, your Melanin Sweet
Pretty toned skin
That's why them girls treat
If you catch call out
Them have to run up, in a heap
We born wit' it's under on that feet
God's gift to me, my Melanin Sweet
Pretty toned skin
That's why I'm a treat
If you catch call out
Them have'e run up in a heat
Them born wit'
it's under them, that feet
God's gift to me, my Melanin Sweet
Now which is skin
kiss, watch my melanin
Not follow Tom, d*ck, the one R.R. Kim
erase it don't
m*therf*cker, we know.
And until further notice,
don't bring your a*s up here using nothing
but the plastic spoons, the plastic cups,
and the plastic fork,
alright m*therf*cker.
(everyone laughs)
- [Ryan] m*therf*cker.
- That's what we doing?
You supposed to be my man, yo'.
And you know.
Yeah, well, you, you
know the sh*t was over
before it even begin.
This sh*t was over quick. I know it was.
It was over quick, quick. I know it was.
Hold up, we, we don't know sh*t.
I ain't never been up in a room
when this man was smashing nothing.
What the f*ck you mean anything, man?
Well, I've been in the room.
Hmm, [mumbles yeah right.
And you can keep that
sh*t between you two.
See, told you not to stick
your thing-thing into this
one here.
Told you.
Man, that sh*t was over
before it even started.
This was right.
Over before it even started.
Man, listen, man.
Now I got to get closer.
You know, ain't nothing, it was nothing,
it was nothing to brag about.
I mean, 'cause it was nothing exciting
when having sex with a m*therf*cker
who just laying there anyway.
And you're m*therf*cking right.
[Aaron] - Yeah.
- Yeah.
I might have laid there.
I just wanted to know all this bullshit
that you was talking,
that you was putting out
in the atmosphere.
[Aaron] - Yeah, you know.
And it turned out to be nothing.
Zip, zilch, nada, terrible, zero.
(mumbles)
Don't talk in front of...
Don't you play wit' ne, I'm telling you
stop f*cking...
You know, I damn near k*lled you off
that second round I gave you.
You did.
Mm-hmm, right, huh?
- You did.
- See.
Told you.
- Let me tell you.
You know what?
- You see? Yeah.
I almost died. I almost died laughing.
He definitely
have my legs shaking.
- Aha, see.
You know why my legs was shaking?
'Cause this m*therf*cker don't
have no heat or hot water.
You're m*therf*cking right I was shaking.
I damn near froze to
death in that apartment
with your no headboard having a*s.
You know this n*gga
ain't got no headboard.
I didn't know which way to sleep.
Had to sleep down by the f*cking remote.
Stop playing with me.
[Ryan] That's f*cked
up. There's no headboard?
[Dana] I couldn't even get a warm rag.
f*ck you, stop f*cking playing
with me.
Look, no, you know I
ran you straight away
from this d*ck that night.
Don't you start it, okay.
(Dana clears throat)
- [Dana] You know what.
- Running man.
Oh, oh wow, oh, oh wow.
You know what. You're 100% correct.
With this little thing-thing
you had going trying
to tickle me to death,
I had no other m*therf*cking choice
but to run to some p*ssy.
[Dana] I had no other f*cking choice.
Yeah, you ran straight to toys.
Run away from your p*ssy.
- [Ryan] My n*gga.
[Aaron] - What?
- Listen to yourself.
That's even worse.
- Please-
- f*cking toys?
Don't tell this simple m*therf*cker
not a damn thing.
- I taught you better than.
You the only n*gga I know
that can piss on his ba*ls.
You're damn right I ran
to the m*therf*cking toys.
[Aaron]
- You see.
[Dana]
- He's dumb, he's just-
Hold on, I gotta ask you this sh*t,
Right.
- [Dana] Mm-hmm.
For my man here too.
You like the part about getting the D',
right?
- Yes. I do.
Big Dog (dog barks)
- I definitely do.
- Oh, oh.
Right?
She like it.
[Dana] - Yeah, absolutely.
But you hate dealing with men.
I don't hate dealing
with, I don't hate men.
I just don't want the attachment.
I don't, I, I don't want the attachment.
- The attachment?
- Right,
I don't want the attachment of the,
the emotional and disappointing bullshit
that come with dealing with men.
Now, I would tell you what
I like, what I do like.
Now you-
You like detachable dicks.
- [Dana] Wow, oh.
- Yeah.
[Ryan] Bingo
Because we clearly know
that you understand the
difference between the two, right?
You like men, you just don't wanna deal
with the emotional attachment
that comes along with the p*nis.
[Dana] - Okay.
- You see.
Because I'd never seen her stare
and get angry at her dresser drawer.
You know what?
[Aaron] - No.
I do get mad,
I get very angry when my
m*therf*cking batteries run out.
That's when I get angry,
you corny b*stard.
f*ck you, oh, stop
f*cking playing with me.
Yo' cl*t is gon' get desensitized.
You need to f*ck around and stop,
and just cut back on that a*tillery.
- [Dana] Oh wow!
- Seriously.
[Dana] Why we talking about my cl*t?
Tell her, please.
[Dana] - I'm good.
Man what are you talking about man?
Her and that p*ssy been desensitized, man.
- [Dana] Oh wow.
- Come on, man. We know that.
I mean, (Aaron chuckles)
That p*ssy might have
walls, but I assure y'all,
it ain't got enough feeling left
in that m*therf*cker left.
I'm telling you, gone!
She just be in her room, hook up.
(electricity sizzling)
[Dana] Wow.
You know what I'm saying?
Smoke everywhere.
Hell, if you see f*ck around,
she gon' electrocute herself.
You know what I'm saying.
You're right.
- And you know what?
Number one, for the
two of the both of you,
f*ck you, okay.
My p*ssy got a whole lot of feeling,
something that you m*therf*ckers
would never know anything about, trust me.
f*ck you and f*ck you.
- Wow, okay.
Oh, you would never know nothing
about them big pussies h*ifers
that you keep messing with.
Y'all better leave me alone.
Okay.
- Number two.
Actually number two.
- Huh.
- I don't want none.
Ill, that's that m*therf*cker sh*t.
[Dana]
- Here we go.
Number three.
[Dana] - Here we go.
I don't wanna f*ck
around with nothing that
needs to be charged up
except my Freebird
(hair trimmer buzzing)
On this sh*t.
- [Dana] f*ck you.
Man, at number four.
Come on, man.
Now that we know where you keep your toys
and the panties in the same location,
I know that inside of your dresser drawer
be stinking like a m*therf*cker.
- [Dana] Wow.
- [Aaron] Yeah.
Hit my theme music, man.
Stinking like a m*therf*cker
Come on.
Uh, uh, uh
- [Ryan] Join in.
Stinking like a m*therf*cker
(horn trumpeting)
(Aaron spraying)
f*ck the two of the both of you.
I got great PH balance.
I ain't worrying bout' near
one of you m*therf*ckers
in my drawer and my panties.
Yes, they are filled with toys
and pretty panties.
- [Ryan] Holy a*s.
Yo'.
(playful music)
Yeah, what's good?
Oh word.
They here right now. I'll let em' know.
Aight, one.
Oh, old coworker Toni
is having a get-together
at their crib tomorrow if
y'all ain't doing sh*t.
Uh-uh, immediately no, girl.
That sounds like a bunch of
Black people smoking hookah,
playing spades.
We could go to a bar lounge for that.
I'm not finna do that.
I've never seen nobody playing no spades
at no bar or lounge.
Shay.
Look, there may be some Black people
who are smoking hookah,
and there may also be some
people playing spades.
- It's a no.
- Okay,
is there going to be
some good-looking people
is the real question.
With they...
Yes, yes, and yes.
I can say that Toni does
know some good people.
Yeah, but some good
people wit' they side teeth?
I mean, we don't wanna meet good people.
We wanna look, we wanna meet
some good-looking people.
Good-looking people
wit' they side teeth.
[Shay] Yeah, mm-hmm,
[Cassie] think we need those three.
I think I don't need to be
inviting you hoes nowhere.
f*cking side teeth,
look, don't be showing up
and showing your asses,
and embarrassing me.
Oh, you wanna talk about
showing a*s and embarrass...
Showing a*s, showing a*s and embarrassing.
[Dionne] Yeah.
Let, she, miss, ma'am,
you must've forgot about the
time when you disappeared.
Oh yeah.
And you left me and Shay
in the club by our self.
Talk about it.
Oh, what, what had happened was...
Nah, f*ck that.
How do you even know it was me?
b*tch, that was your car.
Again, I asked how
you know it was even me?
My car could have been stolen
that night.
- b*tch we knew it was you.
We saw the hair on the
bottom of your feet.
[Cassie] Ha, ha.
It was you.
- Ha, ha
Girl, hah, oop.
You know what?
That's a, that's a dirty damn lie.
Um, you know what?
That, that might have been the old me,
but the new me, would never.
Never what?
Shave them shits under your feet?
Um-mm.
Look you gon' stop
spreading your damn rumors.
[Cassie] Girl, you ain't that new.
You know what?
You b*tches just need to figure
out the f*ck you're gon'
wear to Toni's thing.
But now with that, leave me alone.
- Okay.
- Shave them feet.
- You gotta razor in here.
- Bye.
Okay.
Morning sh*t
(echo reverberating)
What's this?
"Hey, big head."
Hey big head, my a*s.
Let me see if her a*s could
pick up the phone though.
(phone ringing)
[Renee] g*dd*mn, (phone
ringing) job calling me on my
day off.
(phone ringing)
(phone ringing)
The f*ck they want?
(phone ringing)
I bet you laying right
next to that n*gga.
(phone ringing)
Good morning, this is Renee.
(Aaron laughing)
Good morning, good morning, Renee.
Are you available for work today?
You know today is my day off, right?
Why would you answer the phone
if you're not available to work today?
I am entitled to a day off.
(Aaron scoffing)
Are you preoccupied?
(Boing Yoing)
I know I'm still on probation, but...
Give me one sec.
I think we need to look
into maybe finding you a new replacement.
I need this job.
[Donte] They about to let you go?
- Later.
- I could come in.
(Aaron scoffing)
Hello.
(phone humming)
Oh, they about to let you go.
- Hello.
- That's crazy.
Well, f*ck him.
You are not a real n*gga
You outta place
The club is hot
Club is hot
Sweat everywhere
Sweat everywhere
You're dripping wet
Dripping wet
But you don't care
Let's take this daze
To somewhere else
Somewhere else
Where you and me can express ourselves
Girl, take my hand
Take my hand
And hold me tight
Hold me tight
I wanna groove
Wanna groove
All through the night
by candlelight
Yo'.
- [Toni] Yo'
- Yo', listen,
your thing still happening?
Yeah, come on, man. You already know.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, me and my lady pulling up.
You and yours?
You sure you wanna do that?
Yo', listen, I'm kind of in
the middle of somethin', man.
- Son.
- Alright,
let me, let me,
let me hit you back a little later.
Tay', man, come on.
You f*cking up my sh*t already.
I already told the girls
that was coming that...
That sound like you
f*cked your own sh*t up.
Don't put that off on me.
But listen, I'm gonna
see you at some point.
Love-a*s n*gga, damn!
Stay Black, darkness.
[Christopher] Yo'! (Playful music)
Yo'!,
sides that bread I hit you about.
I need you to also bring some
of your product with you too.
I could push my sh*t on
your peoples at your crib?
- Hell yeah.
- f*ck yeah, I can do that.
I'll bring enough for everybody.
Yo', be honest.
I'm on some different sh*t.
You are always doing
something different sh*t
if you ask me.
You know, you're a real piece of-
Hey, Tom Willis,
Ima' need you to leave your
other-other at home though.
Bye, fool.
(playful music continues)
(phone ringing)
Yo', how we looking, my n*gga?
Yeah, about to get out
the door in a minute.
Sweet. Yo', listen.
Tell 'em they need to come
through wit' at least, like,
two bands in they pockets.
- Two bands?
- Yeah, two bands.
The f*ck, we having a dice game
or you need to hold something?
Tell the f*cking truth, man.
Nah, nope.
I'm on some other sh*t, to be honest.
Some new sh*t if you wanna be actual.
Alright, well,
let me get my sh*t so I
can get up outta here.
Aight, then so don't let me hold you.
Don't let me hold you.
Yeah, if you get off the
f*cking phone, I can get dressed.
Yo', aight, whatever.
Yo' do your thing, my n*gga.
(kompa music)
Oh ka fem sa w vle
Trete m mwen jan w vle
Pale avem jan ou vle
I don't even know what
I'm gonna wear tonight.
I mean, I can always use something new.
And I gotta get my hair done.
(phone ringing)
(phone ringing)
Hello, this is Shay.
(loud hip hop beat)
[Neighbor] Yo, where the
f*ck you at with my food at,
Just Shay?
Calm down.
The f*ck do you mean calm down.
Where my f*cking food at, man?
People order food 'cause
they f*cking hungry.
Yo', I literally just
picked up the food.
How soon do you think I'm gonna get there?
Well, the app said you
picked it up two minutes ago.
So where the f*ck is it at?
Where, where, where's it at?
Just Shay my a*s.
Calm the f*ck down!
Ayo', who the f*ck you
think you're talking to,
Just Shay?
Oh, I'm talking to this m*therf*cker
that just called my f*cking
phone talking about,
"Where the f*ck is my food?"
And like I said, it's just Shay.
(needle screeching)
Oh, he got the right m*therf*cker today.
Hmm, b*tch, I know you
hear my stomach grumbling,
and I know you're here scratching my back.
And you definitely
not getting this sh*t.
f*ck your stomach. f*ck your back.
And what you can do is
scratch this f*cking delivery.
Let me see that bullshit you ordered.
Ah, ah!
(bag scrunching)
And didn't even seal it, mm.
(growling)
This m*therf*cker, he's gon' learn today.
(car engine revving)
(tires screeching)
(car horn honks)
Oh, that you?
Yo', that you honking?
m*therf*cker, here's your f*cking wings.
And watch them fly, b*tch.
(food squelching)
Peace!
(tires screeching)
[Ms. Fancy Nancy] Oh
sh*t, I guess he ordered the
ground beef.
Damn, the chatter cause
the sh*t don't matter.
Just dropped my sh*t on
the f*cking floor, man.
That's alright, Ima' track her down.
I got f*cking track app. I got it.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yep.
That's f*cked up, neighbor.
Yup, the sh*t ain't over.
I know you still not gon' eat that sh*t.
You know what? That's real funny.
'Cause I be saying the exact same thing
when you bring your ugly-a*s m*therf*ckers
into your apartment.
Oh, like I know she gonna
eat that ugly-a*s thing
that just walked up in there.
I know she ain't gon' do that.
Look here, you punk m*therf*cker,
any meal that I ever bring
into my place is well-prepared.
I don't just go eating sh*t
off the ground like you do.
The f*ck!
Oh yeah, yeah, that's the
last one you had, right.
Like the last one, right.
Oh she was a big one though.
Yo', but I know you used
the jackhammer vibrator
on that one right, like,
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
f*ck you! You f*cking creep.
Creepy-a*s n*gga.
You know what.
You have a great f*cking
day, f*cking fool.
Yo', I'm tired of
hearing that sh*t though.
And you know, you know,
you need to let me hit that though, right.
(neighbor laughs) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
f*ck you.
You raggedy a*s n*gga.
- Skeet, skeet, skeet.
You nasty, I hope you die, you b*stard.
Roll like you got some sense
(phone ringing)
Or they gon' catch us
slipping sooner or later
Yo'.
Yo', you know this nasty-a*s
n*gga said some crazy sh*t
to me.
Who?
[Dana] The f*cking creepy-a*s
neighbor I told y'all about.
Oh yeah.
(Aaron laughs)
That's funny.
Hey, yo', that's not funny, Aaron.
For real, that sh*t not funny.
n*gga creepy.
Yo', you right. You know what?
That sh*t is f*cking hilarious.
[Aaron] Yo', that man
don't pose no threat.
All he wants from you
is to hear you moan a
little bit louder.
He probably got a permanent crook
in his neck from listening.
You know what, that
m*therf*cker definitely does.
He definitely have that crook.
Yo', with that crook,
might come in handy though,
especially for the p*ssy.
You might wanna look into that.
Uh-uh, you know,
you sounded just like that
nasty, creepy m*therf*cker.
You're getting on my
f*cking nerves right now.
So I can't.
Look, you always said
that you wanted someone
that could listen, right?
Well, there you go.
(Aaron chuckles)
You know what, that's
some nasty creepy sh*t.
You f*cked up for that A'.
You are, definitely are.
Aight, well I got some sh*t
that I need to take care
of right now anyway,
but I see you at Ryan's.
Aight, let me go on and
put on my damn lipstick, one.
[Sean] Yo'.
[Chrissy] Sean. Can you and
Toni bring some paper towels?
Aight, cool, cool.
Nah we can pick some up.
- I ain't saying no names,
but Yvette spilled some sh*t.
And we used all the paper
towels to get it up.
Listen, we gotta make one more stop,
and I'll pick 'em up.
Alright.
Yeah, I'm waiting for
Toni to come out this store.
I think the n*gga waiting to, you know,
buy a new dildo or something, man.
They was talking about
they need the new sh*t
that got, like, the real-life veins in it,
like blood really running
through the d*ck, you know.
Yeah, I don't know.
But soon as we finish with
this freak, nasty-sh*t Toni on,
we gon' get the paper towels.
Toni probably gonna need
some to wipe some sh*t up.
I, I just got a feeling
after they get this new life-size dildo.
Pause.
(Sean sighing)
(gentle piano music)
Sacrifice? Sacrifice?
[Kim] You know I'm getting very tired
of you always throwing
this sh*t up in my face!
Ain't nobody throwing
sh*t in your face, Kim.
- Yeah.
- I'm trying to tell you
how I feel.
- Mm, yeah, okay.
Every time we have a
disagreement, here you go, always.
Look how you got me looking out here.
How I got you looking out here, Sean?
- Listen, [Kim] Really?
- I busted my a*s
to put you through school.
I put all sh*t my aside
to put you through school
and bust my a*s to make sure that you
and the kids were good, man!
And you act like that sh*t
wasn't your responsibility.
You get your f*cking degree.
Okay.
You get the salary you want.
What the f*ck do I get?
Oh, so we back to you having an issue.
We ain't back on sh*t.
Oh yeah, you know what your issue is?
You have an issue with me
making more money than you.
That's the problem.
- What?
- You heard me.
- Kim, seriously?
- Yeah, yeah, seriously.
The f*ck you standing up for?
What the f*ck you standing up for?
- Yeah, alright.
- You know what?
The issue is you are so caught up
in what the f*ck your damn friends think
that you can't even see straight.
You can't!
- See, see.
You think you're so f*cking smart.
Yeah, yeah.
That's where your wrong.
Your wrong, Kim!
I told you, - You're wrong.
I would stay home from work.
And I would come hang out with you all,
spend time, what else?
You're missing my f*cking point.
What?
The world don't see no
f*cking hardworking man
when it looks at me.
- f*ck that.
I don't care about the world.
The world don't see a man
that does everything he can
to make sure his woman-
- But I do.
- Is the best she could be
when she goes out here, man!
That doesn't matter.
f*ck what the world thinks.
I don't care what they see.
I do.
(Sean chuckles)
- I don't have sh*t to show.
[Kim] Oh God.
For all the sacrifices I've made,
all the hard work I've done.
Look in our f*cking closet!
All the clothes in our closet.
You got all like Gucci,
Louis Vuitton, Prada.
sh*t, what the f*ck I got?
- Bae, we got.
- What do I have?
You get whatever you want.
We, we, wait, do you even remember?
Do you remember what the
f*ck I used to drive, Kim?
And we can get it back, bae.
We have a family, we have two,
two incomes coming
through that g*dd*mn door.
Yeah, I know.
Come on, bae, there's too
much going on in this world.
We can't be battling one another.
We cannot afford to be in
competition with one another.
Sean, we can't afford that.
- You really know.
- We can't.
You really wanna know
what the problem is, Kim?
You pay zero attention to
what it is that hurts me,
man, zero attention.
- I can't.
You know what.
I don't know what else to do.
I don't know what to do to
show you I want us forever.
I appreciate you. I appreciate you, bae.
And I've told you on several occasions
we can go to counseling.
The f*ck I wanna go
to counseling for Kim?
- So we can fix this.
- For what?
So you can sit there
and another f*cking rich
white man can sit there
and judge me, tell me what I'm not doing.
Listen, we need an
unbiased - Judge me. - Opinion
- f*ck that.
I ain't doing no f*cking counseling.
I know what the problem is
and you know what the
problem is, so f*ck that.
So you can look like the
good person in all this,
I'm the f*cking villain, right?
f*ck that.
- I don't know.
I just don't know.
[Yvette] All I'm saying is
you cannot shake a wh*re tree
and expect an angel to fall out of it.
- Yvette.
- What?
We love who we love
and we like who we like.
And your a*s obviously love
wasting your g*dd*mn time,
"liking who you like."
I know what works for me
and I know what doesn't.
It's always something
with your judgmental a*s.
Because you always making bad choices-
Can you for once, please.
So, you see why people
stay giving up on you, right?
[Lisa] You haven't even asked me why.
- Why?
- Why?
What I need to be asking myself is,
why did I go out my way
to get your a*s that job.
- Sis.
- Don't sis me right now.
At some point, Lisa, you
have to f*cking grow up.
So you don't see me
trying at all, right?
No, the f*ck I don't.
You called me saying you
lost your job, again.
I make a few calls and then-
So you wanna see me out
here with no g*dd*mn job,
huh?
- No.
You getting a kick outta
people running to you
for help, don't you?
- [Yvette] Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Just so you can remind them
of the time they needed you
the first chance you get.
What I want is for you
to get your life on track
and actually do something with yourself.
You talk like you always
had your sh*t together.
You're a piece of f*cking work.
I never said or...
Well, you damn sure act like it.
You act like you never hit a
rough patch in your damn life.
How many got damn patches you gonna hit?
You talk down on everyone,
like you always had this,
life, sh*t figured out.
Nah, little lady,
What it is, is that I don't make excuses.
I'm not the one walking
around holding on to sh*t
to keep me from moving forward.
So we throwing sh*t in
people's face again.
A dead man.
[Yvette] f*cking dead man.
You picking at a wound that
ain't even grown a scab yet.
Lisa,
Marvin has been gone
three to four years now.
You need to mentally move on.
You f*cking up now.
You really, really, really f*cking up.
That man had his time in your life
and God needed him more.
I am tired of you and
every damn man telling me
that I need to let Marvin go.
Well, we are here. He is in my heart!
Aren't we?
- And I will never ever-
You cannot compare a man
who's trying to win over your heart
to a man who can no longer
physically touch you, Lisa!
(Yvette sighing)
Yo' a*s should've been a damn cop.
Y'all chase the same g*dd*mn people.
- I'm damaged, sis.
- I know.
I need to be loved differently.
(scene thudding)
Stop worrying about my yesterday
enjoy me in my today.
- Well, anyway,
these f*cking wine
glasses you made are fire.
[Chrissy] Thank you, thank you.
Do you mind if I put one
or two to the side for myself?
You sure can.
And I'ma need you to put
a twenty to the side.
For glass, you put to the side too.
I got you.
But not one time did you
hear me say I wanted anything
for free.
- True.
Either, you gonna be
with me or you not
But you're not gonna
waste my time anymore
I gave you all of me
Now I have nothing left
You wanted air to
breathe - Lemme see
I tried to hold my breath
But you don't see in
me, you put me to the
test
What this n*gga's doing.
If he wanna get up.
I never needed you 'cause I got my own
What you won't do for me
Oh, you wanna be on IG all day.
You on here liking pictures.
Let me check his stories,
see if he posted something in his story.
Didn't have to waste
my time like you did
Oh.
Look at that, out here styling on him.
Look at all his deliciousness.
You already know baby, huh?
Yeah, I work all day, uh-huh, yeah.
Oh, so he outside.
Let me see if he wanna link up.
See if he's free tonight.
And I put up with all
your sh*t for nothing
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing
Oh, so you're just gon' to read my sh*t
and not say nothing.
Oh, he's dead a*s, heard you.
(gentle music)
(phone ringing)
Yeah.
How long before your a*s is ready?
I still have to wash my a*s, girl.
The f*ck?
Oh, you still ain't wash your a*s.
Yo', I'ma be in there in 20, 30 minutes.
Make sure your a*s is ready.
Make it 40.
The f*ck you gotta power wash your a*s?
I said 30 minutes!
How you getting in?
Ooh, look, just throw
the rag over your shoulder
and let the water drip
down like you usually do.
(Dionne chuckles)
Okay, b*tch, see you in 40.
- Hey!
- What?
Look, seriously, just
pick up your t*tties,
you know, one at a time and
just really scrub under there
'cause you know sometimes-
Later.
Oop, b*tch hung up on me.
Uh, get it, baby, ah, oh, ah, huh
(playful music)
[Desiree] Y'all stop
What y'all doing? Uh, uh.
Come help me with this sh*t, please.
(girls chattering)
I got it her with this one.
I don't need you with this m*therf*cker.
Get ya' own f*cking box.
So I tell the b*tch,
"Stop asking m*therf*ckers
about they skincare products.
And wash your g*dd*mn pillowcases."
Oh yeah, that's what you told her?
That's some f*cked-up sh*t, you know?
Y'all, y'all young people ain't
got no m*therf*cking filter.
You know what I'm saying?
Y'all, y'all scared tell
people to tell people
the truth.
No, that's some bullshit.
That's, well, that's some weak-a*s-
Come on. Anyway, this is getting heavy.
- Yvette.
- What?
- Yvette.
- What?
Tell me you got the key.
- The key to what?
- The key to the apartment!
- I don't live here.
- You know what.
Chrissy.
Ah, you ain't give me no key, so nah.
The key was on the table
next to y'all phones.
Well, that means they're
still in there, duh!
Well, we don't need 'em
to still be in there, duh.
We need them to get
into the damn apartment.
- I ain't got it.
- Mine's there too.
I figured we ain't need it.
I was just coming outside real quick.
Thank you.
Any other m*therf*cking
time y'all got y'all phone,
Instagramming, Face a booking, Tika-Toka,
Toka-Ticking.
Now we need a m*therf*cking phone,
ain't nobody got a f*cking phone.
Now, I might not be the
hardest egg in the carton,
but if you saw my phone on the table,
why didn't you just grab it, Desiree?
Tell me that.
She kind of right.
Don't co-sign this
b*tch with this dumb sh*t.
Don't you co-sign this dumb sh*t.
We're just fattening the frog to feed
the snake.
- Got no keys, no nothing.
- This is why I drink.
Oh, Sis you don't
need no reason to drink.
No, no, no, no, I'm
not the problem here.
I'm not the problem here.
You don't need no...
The problem is we ain't
got no m*therf*cking key
to get in the f*cking key apartment?
That's the problem.
And we got all this sh*t in front...
What the f*ck is this she doing?
What is your friend doing?
- What the f*ck
could you possibly be
looking for on the ground?
Anybody got any plastic,
bendable plastic or
plastic strips on them?
Who the f*ck walks around
with plastic strips on them?
And what the hell you
gonna do wit' it anyway
stupid?
Well if I had a plastic card
I could shimmy the lock.
Shimmy the lock.
Get us in there.
Get us in there.
Then one of us could grab
our phone and call Toni.
Did this b*tch say shimmy the lock?
Yes.
She think she McGyver.
This b*tch think...
(all chattering)
[Chrissy] Shut up, shut
up, it's fine, shut up.
[Desiree] f*ck going on,
talm' bout shimmy the lock.
Yo', (R&B mid tempo beat)
I am not feeling this Toni.
- Right.
Like why the f*ck do we even
need to have a certain amount
of money to go to somebody's
function inside their house?
Yo', I was about five minutes away
from keeping my a*s home.
Look, let's just get there.
Know your salty a*s gon' have a good time
and then you can drop our asses back home.
- [Shay] We shall see.
- You know what, sh*t,
you really not feeling it.
Let's just stay for a little
bit and then we can just leave
'cause you know I got no problem-
abandoning a f*cking spot early.
- Girl we know.
- Ya' a*s gotta wait on me.
And then what if we get there
and Toni's on some sh*t like,
"Let me see the money before
y'all come in type sh*t"
I'm telling you right now Dionne,
I don't got time for that.
This is your last time.
My last time what?
[Shay and Cassie] Inviting
us to some bullshit.
You know what.
Toni don't move like that, okay.
Besides, I said, I got y'all.
Cassie, stop sending me the voicemail.
sh*t, I need to talk to you.
Gimme a call right away, sh*t.
And ma'am how many times you gon'
keep sending messages
without getting a reply.
First of all it's
not about you having us
'cause we got our own money.
And secondly, why you
always in my damn phone.
You are so nosy, sit back.
You vouching for this Toni.
Like how many times have I told you not
to be sure of nobody.
Toni make plenty of
money running that shelter.
Ain't worried about
your little funky $200.
Oh I hope you're right
because y'all know I can go
off on Toni at Toni's spot.
[Dionne and Cassie] Yeah we know.
So I'm betting on you tonight
[soft music]
Excuse me Ms. Cynthia,
I asked you upstairs can I
speak to you before you left.
[Cynthia] I looked for you at the
nurse's station.
Have you changed your mind?
Look I told you and the other doctors
that I will unsign that DNR for my father.
And if your father flat lines
is a possibility that-
He'll die.
If you could resuscitate
him and give him life
so that he could live.
Maybe this world is a
better place without him.
He has hurt more people than I can count.
He has hurt me in many more ways
than I can describe.
I don't know that man you describing.
I never met or taken care of the man
who done these things to you.
Look, just because he gave
you guys a few bedside stories.
Buttered y'all asses up doesn't
make him a great father.
Yes, he told me he wasn't
the greatest of Dad's
and he told me he wasn't
there for your mother
when she needed him most.
He was there for her, alright?
She died because of the drugs
that he supplied to her.
I'm sorry to hear that.
He expressed that to me as well.
This your third visit in 11 months.
Three too many,
and he is long-
Just for retract,
your do not resuscitate signature please
and give yourself and him a
much needed second chance.
- Much needed.
- Miss Cynthia,
I'm not trying to take anything from you.
The second chapter of your life
could be something special.
Just imagine no other relationship
with any other man'll go right
because you didn't fix
this one right here.
You gotta see this new b*tch.
My neighbor f*cking with now.
- a*s for days?
- Nah,
she got a*s for weeks
Man,
if it's anything like
the last joint he had?
Nah, nah, nah, it's
crazier than that one.
What?
'Cause that last b*tch,
if you told her to haul
a*s then she would've had
to make two trips.
- No lies detected.
But yo'.
I think this new b*tch
he f*cking with got a man
or something.
What she be coming through
without her spending a
night bag or something?
Damn near never, b*tch
be parking a block away,
looking over her shoulder and sh*t.
And she always wearing like a new type
of "Set it Off" wig or something.
Oh them rob a bank joints.
I need that money.
Every time.
Well maybe the b*tch got
warrants or something man.
You know what?
You might be onto something.
I never thought about that.
Yo', he stay f*cking
other n*gg*s b*tches man.
Listen as long as they keep
the drama away from my door,
f*ck on n*gga.
You never do dirt
or sh*t where you gotta lay your head man.
Yo', like a month ago,
some n*gga came banging on
my door, all loud and sh*t.
Looking for his b*tch.
All loud,
so you know I had to come
to the door with the strap.
Wait, hold on.
You had the strap on
or you had the strap-strap.
The strap-strap. Bang-bang.
n*gga, you saying
bang-bang does not help me
distinguish between the two straps.
Like you had the strap like bang
or the strap like
bang-bang, n*gga which one?
- Bang, bang my g*n, n*gga.
- Aight good, good,
Because I ain't trying to hear
about you getting sh*t popped
off wearing the strap-strap.
Man, f*ck all that.
There's new thing-thing
he be f*cking wit' though.
She be looking at me like,
b*tch you ain't got no d*ck.
You wouldn't know what to do with this.
Yo'.
Stay away from that b*tch.
'Cause you don't f*ck around
and have another visitor at your door.
I don't even care.
Shawty really wanna see a n*gga.
- Chick is that?
- Cassie.
You remember the one I
went to the dinner wit'?
Oh.
She trying to see what I'm doing later.
Invite her to the, to
to, to the shing-ding.
Hell no, man.
I'm not inviting her to Toni's sh*t
- Yo'.
- I don't understand.
- No.
- She might be trying
to tap something kid.
-And with.
This p*ssy drought you're
currently on, you might want to.
Yeah, you may wanna see her playboy.
- Who gives a damn man.
- Hold up, hold up.
Yo'
What?
What?
Think you giving it up too soon?
Huh
Get...
Oh you so wholesome.
Did you say hoe some or wholesome?
'Cause it's two different things with this
n*gga here.
- That m*therf*cker is boffum.
-Who gives a damn?
Look, I just don't want
a see shawty tonight.
Okay.
Besides Toni might have some joints up
in there that your boy
might need to holla at,
a player.
You already know how I do.
-Stop that.
- What?
- Because you know,
p*ssy drought. That
m*therf*cker is on a
p*ssy drought,
p*ssy drought
p*ssy drought
I'm texting her right now
that I have my daughter tonight.
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy.
Stupid, dummy face.
Why?
Why would you tell her that?
You see, this the lies that stop you
from getting any p*ssy.
You ain't never gon' get no p*ssy.
- No.
- Never.
p*ssy don't be getting him.
What are you doing?
m*therf*cker strategically,
knows how to enable himself
to f*cking dodge the punani.
And you do it so effortlessly.
Who side are you? You know what?
(record needle screeching)
You see what I'm saying?
This is the bullshit
that I have to go through
on a consistent basis.
I'm trying to respect the p*ssy
and respect my body as well.
But these m*therf*ckers back here,
they won't let me be great.
I be back.
You know what, f*ck both of y'all.
Alright.
Because I gets p*ssy, okay.
I just don't wanna see shawty tonight.
p*ssy drought
You gotta keep doing
the dance though man.
You ain't gotta keep doing that joint.
Can we go?
- Can we go?
- You tight.
This n*gga tight -I'm
not mad. I'm not fuh..
Tighter than pigeon punnani.
This n*gga tight.
p*ssy drought
Back here dancing.
m*therf*cker.
[Aaron] Come on.
p*ssy drought
- Hey, hey.
- Yo'.
What it do? What it do? What it do?
Gabriel my dude.
Glad to see you could make it.
You thought I was going miss this?
sh*t my a*s call out work to be here.
Better off doing a head count here
than behind that wall any day.
Any day.
Always good to see you family.
You know I love making my money
but any night away from
that tier is a good thing.
Anyway, I brought beans and
rice, I got brought licks.
Let me go mingle and I'll
circle back to y'all.
Alright. Don't hurt nobody Gabe.
Everybody thank you for coming.
Sorry I couldn't be here to
greet you all when you came.
- [Chrissy] Well, you here now.
- Yeah.
And what did you spill
that you had to use two rolls of Bounty?
[Nate] Thanks for having us, seriously.
- You got my text?
- Yeah. Oh.
You know the last thing
on my mind be that phone.
Yo', yo', Toni! [Stomach growls]
Yo' Toni, lemme' get yo'
Cousin ', talk to you
talk to you, when you get a second.
Be right with you cuzzo.
Oh look, I got some candles.
I always keep my candles with me.
I could go into the car, go
get some, bring 'em back.
- Go do that.
- Bet, I'm on it.
Yo'. Yo'.
I think your boy Christopher
and his girl Yvette is in their f*cking.
- Let 'em rock.
- What you mean let 'em rock?
Listen,
as long as nobody don't wipe
sh*t on my decorator towels.
We all good.
- Man, come on. What about me?
Ill. What you mean?
What about you?
You better not be trying to
f*ck nobody in here, Dez'.
No, m*therf*cker. (Stomach growls)
I need to take a sh*t.
Yo' hold tight.
Kinda' type freaky
sh*t, you got going on in
this m*therf*cker.
[squeaking]
The f*ck is that thumping noise.
Christopher and Yvette.
These m*therf*ckers.
Yo', how many of them
glasses did you bring with you?
Two dozen.
Cool.
'Cause we gonna definitely put some joints
after I introduce my sh*t.
- Hey y'all.
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Y'all heard us?
- Ill, yeah.
We heard y'all too.
Christopher was just a cracking my back.
Yeah, that's what we was just thinking.
He was in there cracking your back.
Anybody else need their back cracked?
[Gabriel And Sean] No.
Oh, I bought some macaroni
and some tossed salad.
If y'all want, I can help serve the food.
We don't need you touching nothing
with them nasty a*s b*ll s*ck fingers.
Stop playing. I could wear gloves.
You can wear gloves.
Wear mask, wear out a
m*therf*cking welcome.
We are good than a m*therf*cker.
sh*t, Cuz we be better,
you throw that sh*t the f*ck out.
You try the tossed salad.
Yo', let me make this sh*t clear.
From this moment forth,
we don't be no trying or
tossing no g*dd*mn salads
in this m*therf*cking tonight.
Aight?
- You might wanna say it again
and you might wanna say
that sh*t in French,
Italian and Ranch.
I like spreading ranch on my salad.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Hey, come in.
Have a seat.
We just having a quick discussion
and we can use some fresh...
What I was saying was,
if a person lies about simple sh*t,
they'll lie about any and everything.
And like I was saying, I agree with you.
It doesn't matter the size
of a lie, it's still a lie.
Aaron, this is right up your alley son.
Yeah, you think this so...
(Aaron imitates laughing)
And on that note,
I'm gonna go over here and holler at Toni.
Well, in my past
relationships I've been lied to
and I could never look at those
individuals the same again
until I met him.
Sweetheart, what's, what's your name?
Yvette.
My name is Dana and this
here is my boy, Aaron,
How you doing, Aaron?
Hi, how you doing, Yvette?
Christopher.
Yvette, I would like
to ask you a question,
but it's a pleasure to meet
you all before I do so,
I would love to get everyone's name.
- Gabriel.
- Nate.
Fellas. Fellas.
Now I would like to
ask Yvette a question.
Sure.
Were you in these relationships
when you were lied to?
It was three separate situations
or should I say relationships.
And in this one relationship I decided
to work things out even
after I was lied to.
So you was lied to and
cheated on or lied to?
(Yvette sighs)
- Aaron,
I was lied to about being cheated on.
So yeah.
But she's still mingling with me.
But only on days that end with a Y.
I know that's right.
(Christopher laughs)
Oh, and it hurt me to the
core that I loved this man.
I trusted this man.
This man knew how to make
me feel like the queen
of his world and he still lied.
Did you catch this man cheating on you?
Nate, no, actually I didn't.
He just started moving differently.
I mean, everything he
did, everything he said,
he was just moving in ways that
would just raise questions.
Was this something that,
was in you that had you thinking that?
No, when I feel appreciated,
that sh*t make me wanna
go hard for my man.
If your my man.
Huh.
That's what I'm supposed to do.
Appreciation goes both ways.
That's true. That part.
I felt that, I put my all into it.
Huh.
I put my all plus more.
Yeah.
I was in a, I was in a similar situation.
Um.
I felt like I gave my all, you know,
and whatever I did,
it just didn't seem like it was enough.
We both cooked.
I also cleaned.
I stepped my communication game up.
I thought I was giving my
best to please her sexually.
- So?
- The lady said,
"I worked too much."
- What?
You see what I'm saying?
Chicks like that deserve a bum.
B-U-M. Bum.
Bum ba ba bum bum
Yeah man, this sh*t jaded
like a m*therf*cker, you know.
Um.
Now, I'm co-parenting with the person
that I'm trying to heal from.
This sh*t ain't talked
about enough you know.
Um.
That's a heavy pill, my brother.
Man, my lady be waking up
from dreams like I cheated on her, right.
And then going on and on.
Like that just has to be true.
You see that's why when
I get a feeling in my gut,
I'm always trusting it, all the time.
- It could be gas too. [Fart]
- Yeah.
But having a feeling in
your gut and dreaming
about something seems
like two different things.
Well, not necessarily.
They could be one and the same.
Two things could be true.
And this is why I don't need no man.
It's easy to say you don't need a man
when you haven't
experienced a man you need.
Mm.
That part preach brother.
Preach, Deacon, preach.
But I mean, sometimes
someone could love you
with everything they have,
but to you it will never be enough,
to you.
Now we bring in maturity.
(farting) Some people just get older.
Some people grow up and
some people just get older.
To be honest with you.
Big difference between the two.
Right.
But we still have to be
mature enough to understand
that the person in front
of you is loving you
with everything they have.
Um.
Dana, so I could be asking
for too much from a person
when I'm totally incapable of giving
when I'm asking to receive.
Now where the f*ck did that come from?
Stop talking with this stupid sh*t.
Don't embarrass me.
Stupid a*s.
I was sharing with the group,
I'm sharing with the group.
Oh, that's something in
you that you need to address.
It is never a good thing
to want love from someone
and, and never get it back.
Right?
We all are looking for some kind of love.
Nobody wants to be hurt.
Wait, wait. Can you gimme a second?
[Natasha] Look ma look, I'm, I'm,
I'm good with where our
relationship is right now.
So please just, just let me go.
How long are you gonna
hold my past against me?
No, you, you keep taking
me back to your past.
You hurt me first.
You hurt me time after time, after time.
Again see the only thing
that you did very well
was disappoint your only child.
- Natasha.
- You a grown a*s woman
and you still-
And I still live with the traumas
that you introduced to me every day.
Yes. I f*cked up, okay.
Yes, I f*cked up and I did drugs
and I lost every g*dd*mn
thing I ever loved.
And I may have had you in some
places I shouldn't have baby.
I get it.
Around some of the
worst people, I'm sorry.
But the one thing I didn't,
the one thing I never did is I
never let the system take you
from me.
See look, it's always about you.
When are you gonna start
taking accountability?
That's what I'm trying to do now.
You won't let me in.
- So just,
I'm supposed to just
wipe away all the hurt,
all the pain, all the tears?
Just wipe it away like that, huh?
How many g*dd*mn times can I apologize?
I've been cleaned for 20 years.
I haven't did no hard drugs
and the only jail I've been
in for the last 18, is yours.
So just, let me let you in at my pace.
- Baby tomorrow-
- At my speed!
Baby, tomorrow's not promised to nobody.
I am hurt and I gotta protect my peace.
I worked to hard for this peace.
I just wanna see my grandkids.
Okay.
You not invited to my place
and you damn sure ain't about to be
around my kids by yourself.
Alright, well f*ck it then.
Just bring em' to the park.
I don't need nothing from your apartment.
Look at you.
There you go.
You see, you have no idea.
You have no idea
how embarrassed I was in high school.
My friends, they telling me they see you,
walking up and down the
damn street, selling sh*t.
Who the hell sell a bike
with no front tire or
handle bars?
Well I sold a lot of
separately back then.
Okay. sh*t.
Oh my god. (Natasha laughs)
Ma, remember,
remember that time when
I found all of those...
What was it?
- The hot water knobs.
- [Natasha] The hot water knobs.
Yes girl.
sh**t, but there you go.
Throwing stuff back in my face.
Look, one thing I am proud of,
at least I ain't steal none
of your hot water knob.
But tell me why would you
go in these people house
and only take the damn water knobs?
Girl, sh*t, back then, hot
water knobs was a hot commodity
'cause nobody wanna
take a cold a*s shower.
sh*t, Ma you crazy.
I made a lot of money
from them damn knobs.
Oh, hey Dionne.
Hey Yvette, this is Cassie.
This is Shay.
- Hi Cassie.
(playful music)
f*ck.
Oh sh*t.
What happened?
That's shawty from the date.
Y'all come on inside and have a seat.
Toni ran downstairs to the basement.
She'll be up in a minute.
We just in here talking it up.
Yo', isn't that old boy that you...
Girl, yes.
But I thought you said that he was-
Said he had his kid.
That's what he told me.
Ladies, we haven't even
been here five minutes yet.
Who we scheming on?
Your girl over here.
Uh...
Cassie, isn't that that
dude that you that you-
went out on a date wit'?
-Yes, that's him.
Yup, that's his lying a*s.
Well this sh*t should be.
'Cause this crazy.
(playful music continues)
I hope nobody sit next to this n*gga.
Cassie is that baby
daddy right over there?
This sh*t should be good.
Man.
[Chrissy] We here, we
here, Dionne, ladies.
Yo', what's up with this $200 entry fee?
- [Chrissy] Oh we got jokes.
- I like this one right here.
Uh yeah, tell us about the $200.
Yeah Toni you got strippers
coming through or something?
Figured her freak a*s would
say something like that.
You bringing out the a*s shakers
and ain't give me a heads up?
I spend most of that money
on the food I brought.
m*therf*ckers always wanna announce
that they paid or bought
for something. Whatever.
- Exactly.
- Chill babe.
I don't want no trouble.
- Okay.
Trying to sell some books here.
- Okay. Okay.
- And we appreciate it Gabe,
we put the food you cooked on
the counter next to the food
that Desiree made
and next to that nasty
a*s food Yvette brought.
I know what food I'm not eating.
Don't start no sh*t Chrissy.
I feel you though.
Wait. Somebody cooked some bullshit?
Oh you sure don't know
how to blend in, don't you?
Y'all know I could take my
food if it's not wanted, right?
sh*t, I put in gas money if you serious.
(Ryan laughs)
- Hilarious.
- Alright everybody,
let's bring this thing in.
Some of y'all m*therf*ckers
came in here empty handed.
So Tone, please tell us
what you trying to do tonight?
Yeah please.
Because you know there's some people here
that could have been
at home with they kid.
The f*ck is that about?
Dionne, what the hell were you
and your girls doing
before y'all got here?
Yeah 'cause that was
some different sh*t.
We're here because I wanted
to get some of my friends
and some strange friends of my friends,
all together in one room.
- Well we're here.
- Yo', that's my boy Nate.
Is Nate single?
(horse neighing)
He must be the stripper.
He's gotta be.
(Ryan laughing) Yo' you
could tell that her a*s
played house and doctor
as a kid.
Nasty a*s.
Word.
Yo', yo', calm down everybody.
Nate ain't no g*dd*mn stripper.
Not that I know of.
Nate, you a stripper?
- Well, are you?
No, I'm not a dancer. Sorry.
Nate does have a product
that I would like for him to introduce.
Chrissy has a product
that I would like for her to introduce.
Christopher has something that
I would like for him to share
with all of us in a minute.
And of course y'all know
Yvette doing her thing too.
Wait a minute.
So you invited us to a flea market?
Smart a*s. You kind of right.
I just hope you bought some money though
so you could support.
Exactly what is it that we supporting?
Well if you must know,
I wanna a few of you to support
my brand new line of wine.
My guy.
So tonight were here
having a wine tasting event
to kick off my new brand of wine
and Chrissy's new line of glasses.
So everyone come up and purchase a glass
so we can enjoy Toni's fine wine.
So I wanted to get us all here,
not to just smoke on sh*t,
not to just gamble the night away.
I wanted us here supporting
black businesses.
- That's-
- Okay.
Now that's a dope a*s idea, right?
Yo' Capital A', what's good?
Slow motion on my side T'.
My dawg,
you sitting there like you
ain't even pose' to be here.
You on some like Deborah Cox type sh*t.
Maybe he's not supposed to be here.
You two been cutting your
eyes at each other for a minute.
Y'all like what y'all see or something?
(cats meowing)
That depends on if he likes
dealing with grown women
or dusty little girls.
Why this b*tch, keep talking to me?
Oh, shots fired.
(imitates g*n fire)
Definitely a graze wound.
And you know that sh*t gon' show
'cause he light skinded it.
Well, that all depends.
I mean we don't know
if he even like girls.
Excuse me.
[Dionne & Cassie] Shay.
- What?
- Shay, nothing.
I mean like we are in
a different time now.
Yo', you out of pocket shawty.
Is she?
Because I believe she did
say that in a respectful way.
Oh and please explain to me
of how you know of her intent?
To answer your statement
or whatever it was.
I love women.
I love dealing with women.
Now, it just so happens that
I keep choosing the wrong one.
(record needle screeching)
(throat clears)
- Or sleeping with.
Could be something
unaddressed inside of you
that keeps causing you
to pick the same women.
This sh*t is funny.
I can agree to that.
I'm praying for you, fam.
Nah, these people expect everyone
to be collateral damage in the w*r
that they are waging against themselves.
Skank, you sound about right,
but y'all not gon' sit
here and tag team, my boy.
Did this hoe just called me a skank?
Yeah, Dionne things get shared in time.
I hit once and now I'm toxic.
So how do I as a man
in the beginning stages of
getting to know a woman,
tell her that I was molested as a child.
You know that's a great question.
And how do I know that
I'm not now the topic
of conversation when her
and her girls is out the
brunch.
Hmm?
See that's it.
Most of the time people hold
what they know against you.
Like you can't grow or some sh*t.
Now, I gotta come
around her and her girls
and they looking at me like I'm crazy
or something like, this n*gga.
Yeah, that sh*t is crazy.
Well, you don't know and
you may never know the answers
to those questions until
you open up to a real one.
Yeah.
How many times he supposed
to keep opening up?
A lot of people front like they real one,
then, some bullshit.
Well, that goes to
what we're all out here
actually settling for.
That could be bullshit or boredom.
And I will build with
you but I ain't fixing you.
No sir.
Look, people in therapy are
usually in therapy to deal
with the people in their lives
that won't go to therapy.
That's 'cause culturally society looks
at therapy as a bad thing.
It's frowned upon.
- Culturally?
f*cking Bob Dylan.
- Yeah, culturally.
I remember back in the
day people used to say,
therapy you gonna go see a shrink?
That's for the people
who are stuck in their
heads thinking too much.
The intellectuals, the eggheads.
What the bottom line is,
a good and faithful
partner is hard to find.
Well, sometimes a woman
can't find a good man
because she done smashed
the homies already.
Nope.
That was before we got together.
Presumptuous, right?
Listen, years before I came
along to tap that thing,
that thing got tapped.
Banged out.
I was honest with him and that was it.
Oh you better than me.
So now you're calling me stupid?
(Christopher chuckles)
Listen,
I'm no better than anybody else here
but I made my decision and
I don't regret a thing.
I don't lose an ounce of sleep over it.
There's no looking back.
And if I wanna go tap something,
we just have a conversation
and I'm very happy.
And I'm happy.
So what if she says no Mr. Willis,
that you can't go and tap something else?
Nah, no disrespect.
But a woman's body count matters to me.
Why?
Because as a man I need to know.
I need to know if they did
the same sh*t that we do.
Whether she used a condom,
did she swallow or not?
I'm just saying.
If other people f*cked
her better than you.
- Bingo!
- Insecurities.
These n*gg*s done f*cked
so many hoes with boyfriends
that they can't even trust
their own hoe when they got one.
If you can't accept
that everyone has a past,
you in a world of trouble, my brother.
Put a condom on.
Yo', safe sex is more than
just putting a condom on man.
It's about making sure
you being real careful
about who your soul is tied to.
I need to know that
my p*ssy ain't been ran
through more than Flo Joe, Jesse Owens,
Sha'Carri Richardson.
Number one, it's not
yours, it's just your turn.
What are you looking for
the maiden virgin?
I mean everybody knows there ain't
that much brand new p*ssy
going on around here.
It's just about all those
puty-tats are out the box
and, and, what do you,
you don't wanna settle for
the recycled repackage sh*t?
Come on.
(Christopher chuckles)
I mean, good luck on that.
I mean gimme a break please.
He's so busy wondering
how many bodies she had.
I wonder if you actually
knew, what would that change?
sh*t, it would change a lot.
It ain't gon' change how your d*ck fit.
And so when does the amount
of women that you knocked
down come into play, huh Ryan?
Please do tell,
inquiring minds who wanna know
'cause I'm a erotic
author in my own right,
and in my humble opinion.
(playful music continues)
Excuse me for a minute.
Whether you f*cked 40 women
or you just f*cked two,
what benefit did it have
in your life other than bragging rights?
If that's your motivation.
Did you leave these individuals
in a better place than you found them?
So, you are assuming
that he had feelings
for everyone that he slept with?
- Thank you.
- Good point.
Sometimes you're just a
victim of a smash and dash.
Or an agreed, hit and run.
(upbeat music)
- You got that sh*t right
'cause life is too short
for bad relationships
and shitty sex.
So you find somebody
that'll f*ck you right
and treat you how you
deserve to be treated.
Amen.
Definitely can take years to find.
sh*t, find it in multiple people.
Why limit yourself?
- This is not a draft.
Why you keep trying to recruit people
with a, with every other
word outta your mouth?
I ain't recruiting nothing or no one.
My lifestyle makes me
happy. And that's it.
We get that, damn.
(upbeat music)
Toni, this wine is actually real good
and I love the name too.
Is this the stuff that
has Desiree running back
and forth to the bathroom?
Hell no. And thank you.
It's my middle name.
I love it.
Like, what inspired you to
come up with your own brand?
Like what made you sit
down one day and say,
"You know what, I'ma start
my own brand of wine."
It was the fact that I
had nothing to call my own.
I was the consumer in
every area of my life
and I owned nothing.
- That's dope.
You know what.
I'm lying.
I saw my friend Chrissy here
with her own line of glasses
and I said besides supporting her,
won't I try something myself.
Oh yeah, that's right.
I did see you posting
some of her products up
on your social media page.
And you decided to launch your own wine.
That's some dope sh*t.
Your glasses are dope as hell
and your wine is good as sh*t too.
Thank you. It wasn't easy either.
I wanted to pack it in and
call, quit several occasions.
But thanks to my friend
Chrissy here for going with me,
helping me pick out the
grapes, pick out the bottles,
design a label and sh*t.
Congratulations to each of you.
And they say we can't do it.
Sometimes we even say
that we can't do it.
So cheers to knocking that non-truth down.
Toast.
- Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I gotta put my girl on the spot
'cause she got a line of sh*t too
and she need to do something like this.
n*gga, sit yo' stupid a*s down.
I been stop selling them used sex toys.
Oh, so that's why you wanted us
to come with at least $200.
Look, I'm glad this f*cking
therapy session is over.
Yo' shawty is hot with you, for real.
Yo', she definitely hot with yo' a*s.
Be right back, lemme hit this bathroom.
If Desiree ain't f*cking it up in here.
Deal with that sh*t another day.
Would you?
- No.
- Okay then.
Ladies, I thought you'd
like a whiff Dionne.
- I do.
- What do you think?
Anything else
I could smell?
Now don't let that
candle get your a*s moist.
Too late.
Can we step outside for a second?
Cassie, I came here to have a good time.
Ain't nobody's stopping
you from having a good time.
Let me give you two
adults some time alone.
You ain't gotta give us sh*t.
Sit down, please.
Alright now,
the man said he only wanna
enjoy himself tonight.
- [Aaron] No.
- Are we good over here?
No we not.
Because your friend Cassie wants
to have a conversation that could be said
and had at a different time and place.
I told you to leave this n*gga alone.
f*ck him.
And she obviously can't leave him alone
and she already f*cked this dude.
And who you talking to?
Well, I'm talking to you.
Ladies, we're not doing this here.
You right.
'Cause we could do this outside.
Listen, I beat b*tches
for fun and for free.
Let me lead the way.
Really?
(tense music)
Look Toni, my apologies. Okay.
It's totally my fault.
It's just a simple misunderstanding.
Listen and it's gon'
be some understanding
around here too.
Can we bring up this little
squabble with some taste good?
Damn.
What exactly is happening out here?
The problem is that she
keeps picking broken men.
Well, maybe his is the exorcist then.
And there you go talking again
when nobody's talking to you.
Watch how you talk to my queen.
And watch how you talking
to my peoples Ron Jeremy.
sh*t, she more like everybody queen.
The f*cking community queen.
You know what.
These hands is ready "E" for everyone.
Y'all both can catch these hands.
What the f*ck. Get away...
And I just so happen to be
a giver as much as a receiver.
Aaron, you need to be
stopping all of this sh*t.
Oh and now this sh*t is on me?
Did you two just meet?
No we didn't.
Told you, she f*cked him.
'Cause ain't nobody out
here acting like that,
that ain't getting no d*ck.
- Facts.
- True.
For real.
(upbeat rap music)
Tried to hide it them cops got it
They stopped the Audi, I hopped out it
They tried to hide
from them cops siren
My opps is obviously not bout it
Either that or they c*ck it
They fired shots but they-
Oh he f*cked her.
Yeah.
- Real good too.
- Whether I f*cked him or not.
- Girl, cut the bullshit.
You already f*cked him.
Yes, I did.
At least I can own my sh*t.
He as a black man needs to
know what he gotta work on.
It's not your job to fix
anyone that's not your child.
And look, I don't need fixing.
n*gga, you need to fix that lying
'cause if you don't want to be
bothered, just let 'em know.
Give they a*s a chance to rock
out with somebody else man.
Or what the f*ck y'all thought,
I wasn't gon' side with my boy.
sh*t, I might let his
a*s have it in private
but I ain't gonna do that
sh*t in front of y'all.
And as long as we hold each
other's feet to the fire,
we can get somewhere.
Oh, trust.
This n*gga, Aaron's feet,
they been through the fire.
True story.
I say let that man work on what he needs
to work on at his own pace
so he can-
No, what he needs to do
is remove himself from the dating scene.
'Cause all he's doing is
bleeding all over people
that didn't even cut him.
Look alright.
I clearly stated that I came
here to have a good time.
I didn't come here to be preached to.
Look.
Can we just find somewhere to
sit down and talk about it.
And end this night on some positivity?
Please.
- Yeah,
if we gotta do this sh*t another night,
we can do this sh*t another night.
(playful music)
[Clarence] Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
I know, I'm in the right place.
'Cause all y'all look hangry.
Hungry and angry.
Yo', who ordered this food?
Oh, this ain't food.
This that chicken.
Chicken.
- Yo', my man.
Does it come with fries?
sh*t, you bet your
a*s, it comes with fries.
A shape like he is.
He's definitely not the stripper.
[Clarence] I really
didn't want to come here
and sh**t anybody.
- Definitely not.
- Don't discriminate.
'Cause I take 'em tall,
dark, bald, short and skinny.
Oh, I guess you gotta get
it however you can get it..
Cause' he ain't it or skinny.
I wonder if he got any mild sauce
that I could pour in his little fat a*s.
Damn everybody with this
mild sauce. Get me some...
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, okay, okay, okay!
What, what we owe you?
What we owe you?
- One pan flats.
One pan drums.
My bill, my place, I got this Nate.
- Oh, so this your place, huh?
- Yeah, this me.
Very nice place you have.
So maybe you could tell
me where my girl is at?
Is she in the bathroom?
Because I know she been coming over here.
Hold up, baby.
Yo', let's talk this out, my brother.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my brother.
Let, let's talk about this.
Now, you've got the wrong place.
I know she's here. Is she back there?
Anybody else back there?
My man, this is everybody that's here.
Listen brother, what's your name?
We don't want no problems.
And I don't wanna sh**t a m*therf*cker
that thinks he's the negotiator
so shut the f*ck up for I hit
your a*s wit' a two piece.
No biscuit.
You right, you right.
I'm thinking about
converting to Islam anyway
so I'ma be fasting.
We don't know you and
we don't know your lady.
Just like he said.
Marsha Warfield shut yo' a*s up.
Look man, it's no need to hurt anyone.
Aight?
Just leave before the cops get involved.
It escalates and then,
turns in for the worst.
You can leave that chicken though.
You both shut what
they call the f*ck up.
My lady is 5'9".
She's taller?
Christopher, shut the f*ck up.
Please and do.
sh*t we all need somebody to look up to.
Y'all m*therf*ckers,
stay saying the wrong sh*t at
the wrong g*dd*mn time, man.
Shut up.
- Exactly.
And I know she been rocking
different wigs over this way
'cause I watched her a*s.
Ah, we ain't seen nobody come in here
with no up f*cked wig except for Yvette.
He said wearing two
wigs not a f*cked up one.
as*h*le, I ain't say she
wears two wigs at the same time.
(playful music)
- Well, sh*t,
you need to clarify that.
Ol' girl got our heads on
a f*cking swivel in here.
And got you out here looking crazy.
I heard two wigs.
Now, I heard two wigs
but not at the same time.
Yo', who the f*ck wears two wigs anyway?
And she can't wear the third wig.
'Cause this m*therf*cker got it on.
His sh*t f*cked up too.
f*ck is y'all talking about?
The girl I'm looking for is light-skinded.
- I got that.
- She got a fat a*s.
Well, Dionne that marks you safe
'cause clearly you left
your a*s at home tonight.
Look, I really don't
want nobody to get hurt.
(playful music continues)
(thump)
f*cked him up.
Let me go get this chicken.
Let me get my own sh*t,
folks, here will starve out the white guy.
Are any of you m*therf*ckers
gonna get the g*n
before he comes back through?
Well if you tie his a*s up dark panther,
I'll definitely fix
your b*tch a*s a plate.
- Cassie, you good?
- I'm good now.
She about to f*ck him again.
Yo', can I put some f*cking music on?
You already know I like what I see
Like this
Let's go
- 3, 2, 1.
- Oh sh*t. Action.
Wow. Wow.
That don't make no sense girl.
Oh, sh*t, I guess he
ordered the ground beef.
Damn, the chatter 'cause
the sh*t don't matter.
[laughing] Got it right?
[Big Baby] So you taking
your lady to the party
or you taking me? I
think you should take me.
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