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01x04 - Imposter in Aisle 5

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Is It Cake?". Aired: March 18, 2022.*
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Skilled cake artists create mouthwatering replicas of everyday objects, in a mind-bending baking contest inspired by a popular meme.

01x04 - Imposter in Aisle 5

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[opening theme music playing]

[woman] Whoo!

[whooping]

[Hemu] Looking good, Mikey!

What's up? Sorry.

I was hungry.

[laughing]

Name another baking show where the host
regularly eats money. I'll wait.

[all laughing]

Is my mouth now filled
with dry wafer paper?

You bet.

Andrew, you're our winner
from last time with your conch shell cake.

And you walked away with $5,000.

[whooping]

-Nice.
-Whoo. Thank you.

Unfortunately, you didn't find the cake
in our Cake or Cash round,

so that money rolled over again,

which means this time
one of you could win up to $20,000.

Wow.

-Ooh!
-[whooping]

There are only two bakers
who haven't competed yet.

Our young Justin,

who skipped his high school graduation

-to be here.
-Yeah.

And Steve, who skipped

whatever Steve does?

[laughing]

I don't know. Sit in a dark room
and watch television static?

[Steve chuckles]

-You're a mystery, Steve.
-Mm-hmm.

It's time to play Find That Cake.

The cake wall is about to spin around,

and you'll see six items you'd find...

in a grocery store.

-Hey there!
-Okay.

Oh boy.

Five of those items are real, and one is...

Justin?

Cake?

Correct, sir!

No wonder you graduated high school, man.

Cake Wall, spin, please.

[whooping, cheering]

All right, you know the game.

You have 20 seconds
to lock in your answers on your keypads.

Remember, if you're the fastest,
you get to pick first.

Your time starts now!

[tense music playing]

[Mikey] Ten seconds.

[Andrew shivers]

[Mikey] Lock in those answers.

Five, four,

three, two, one.

-Time's up!
-[bell dinging]

Let's see who found the cake.

Andrew!

Yeah?

You picked the steak.

-I did.
-[Nina] Are you hungry?

-[laughing]
-No. I'm a vegetarian.

-He's a vegetarian!
-Yeah!

What's the tell here, Andrew?
What makes you think this is cake?

Well, I specialize in human hearts
wrapped in plastic.

[music warps]

Excuse me?

[laughing]

For Valentine's Day.

For Valentine's Day?!

Yeah. Customized labels and everything.

You are the master of the macabre, huh?

I love it.

Let's find out. I'm forced to say this.

Is it cake? Or is it steak?

[tense music playing]

-That's steak.
-Ugh.

[Mikey] Justin and Steve.

The new kids.

You both picked the eggs.

Tell me why.

Some of the letters and numbers
don't look quite even.

Interesting.

I agree with what he's saying.
The "Large" looks a little weird.

The rest looked real to me,
so I chose One.

Okay. Let's find out
if both of you are right.

Is it cake?

[tense music playing]

-[Mikey] Oh h* h*!
-[cheering]

Nice job.

-[Mikey] That's cake.
-[applause]

Well, much like Harry Potter,
it is the golden chosen child.

-Justin!
-[cheering]

You found the cake the fastest.

And you get first pick.

Bakers, it's time to play Is It Cake?

[applause, whooping]

Okay, bakers, you know how this works.

Each of you is going to choose

one of these grocery items
to make into a cake.

Justin, you found the cake the fastest.
What's it going to be?

I'ma choose the steak.

-[Mikey] Steak.
-[Justin] Yes.

And why?

I feel like, well, steak,
the marbling doesn't have to be exact,

so it doesn't have to be a replica.

And, um, I just think it's interesting.
Like, the plastic... It could be fun.

-Awesome. Andrew, are you upset by that?
-Yeah, I'm sorry.

Yeah, totally. Totally. But I can't wait
to see if he does it better than I would.

-Wow.
-And I think he's got a shot.

-Steve, you came in second.
-Yeah.

-What do you choose?
-I'll choose the produce.

-[Andrew] Oh man! That's the other one...
-Oh!

-That's so Steve.
-I wanted that one, too.

Now, I see the Steve smile.
You're confident.

I've done things like that before,
and I think I can fool the judges.

And, lastly, Andrew, what'll it be?

I'm gonna go with the challah bread.

I just think out of what's remaining,
it's the most interesting.

I like things
that have a lot of texture, so...

I can kind of see, as I'm learning
a little bit about what you guys do,

it's got some shine to it.

Maybe you'll use, um,

-some edible lacquer on there.
-[laughing]

[Mikey] Now, head over to the kitchen
and slip into that apron.

Tick-tock.

You only have eight hours to do this.

Ready? It's time to bake!

[applause]

[upbeat music playing]

-This is your first competition?
-[Justin] My first cake competition.

I'm trying to stay focused, you know?

'Cause I don't wanna distract myself
or make myself more nervous.

That's the thing about you.
You're smart. You're here for a reason.

Justin's like a... like a 30-year-old
in an 18-year-old body.

Yeah. I mean, I'm literally like
a six-year-old that's just old as dirt.

I'm 18, and I started my business
Everything Just Baked when I was 16.

I create 15 to 20 custom cakes a week
for my business.

I'm making about five figures out of cake,

and I'm still going to school,
so it's a lot, but...

I'm just skilled. What can I say? [laughs]

I used to bake a lot
with my mom and my grandma.

Homemade cookies, breads, pies.

And I just found my love for it.
And here I am now.

I've made a steak cake before,

but I've never made
the cellophane wrapping.

But I... I have an idea
of how I wanna do it, for sure.

-Steve, will you make my wedding cake?
-Sure.

Well, I guess I won't!

I didn't think the groom
wanted to make the cake.

[laughs]

Nice save.

Over in the gallery,
it's an episode of Jonny and His Ladies.

[laughing]

Who do you think
has the most difficult item?

-Steve.
-Steve.

[Hemu] He's got
three different items to make.

Yeah. If two items look real,
but one doesn't...

-The whole thing is off.
-It's all done.

Are you still glad
you stuck with your strategy

of "I'm gonna give Andrew
something easier"?

Well, ultimately, your easy choice
should have been the toilet paper, but...

[laughs]

I picked produce,
one of the hardest items to do.

There's different color schemes,
different sizes.

I wanna make a dense cake
because I want the ultimate shape

that I create for my vegetables
to stay that way.

If I make a spongier cake,
it'll cause it to sag a bit.

And I don't want that.

I'm nervous about Steve's flavors.
What is it, again?

[Steve] Almond cake, with almond paste,
and then a milk chocolate orange ganache.

-You put the almond paste in the batter?
-Yeah.

Yeah, paste in the batter. Old school.
Almost like an almond pound cake.

-You're an old fashioned kinda guy.
-Yeah.

Andrew! What is the flavor of your cake?

[Andrew] I'm doing a donut cake
with a maple pecan buttercream.

Ooh!

-Not spicy this time. Okay.
-[Andrew] No spicy.

I want this to look most like
a loaf of challah bread.

You gotta make sure that you're not
making it too tall or too wide.

The best route to go
to achieve that bubble braid

on top of my challah bread

is to use what I call cake clay.

Cake clay is the same thing as cake pop.
I just like to call it cake clay.

It's cake mixed with ganache
or buttercream.

And it's a great medium,
because it really does work like clay.

[Mikey] Andrew's kind of a loose cannon.

Meanwhile, Steve's quietly assembling
his produce.

The silent assassin.
Who knows what he's thinking?

[woman] Are you a silent assassin?

Am I a silent assassin?

[suspenseful music playing]

If Mikey thinks I'm a silent assassin,
I think I'm going to keep playing it.

I've been doing hyper-realistic cakes
for over 20 years.

I have a lot of skill
and a lot of competitions under my belt,

more so than anybody here.

I'm an Associate Dean
at a community college in West Virginia.

I teach Culinary Arts.

I teach students that are Justin's age.

He's been a pastry chef
twice as long as Justin's been alive.

[giggling]

Hey, Justin!
Is that buttercream you're making?

Yes, I'm making the peanut butter filling.

I just make the buttercream
and add peanut butter.

-Sounds good.
-Peanut Butter Jelly Time.

[Justin] I'll do chocolate cake
with dark chocolate ganache,

and peanut butter filling
and crushed peanuts.

-Chocolate peanut butter?
-Yeah.

-Definitely a classic.
-Yeah.

[Andrew] Anybody who doesn't like
a peanut butter cup is dead to me.

[Justin] So I'm gonna make steak,
plastic wrap, and a Styrofoam tray.

One of the most important things
to focus on is getting the plastic wrap,

'cause the wrap has to be perfect.

I'm just going to mix together
gelatin and water.

Because the gelatin has a yellow hue,
you gotta use the purple violet.

And it makes it clear.

It's difficult 'cause it takes time to dry
so I really won't know until the end.

I think I'll be okay.
Hopefully. Let's pray.

I've never done it before.
So, a little nervous.

Andrew, he's... Second time, right?

-Yeah, this is my second.
-Yeah, I'm worried about Andrew.

My gosh. That's the first time you've
ever said you were worried about me.

Without saying,
"I'm worried about Andrew."

I just came off of a win.
I've just won $5,000.

And I think winning twice in a row,
and being the first one to do that,

is a way to solidify my name in this game.

But I've got
some tough competition up against me.

Or, at least I think so.
Let's see what they got.

So this is the challenge.
Youth versus experience.

-[Jonny] Yeah.
-Versus Halloween!

[clanging]

[chuckles]

I should be a hibachi grill person.

[funky music playing]

-Hi, Andrew!
-[Andrew] Ah!

[laughs]

Like my new look?

Yeah, I want them.

Who wore it better?

-[laughing]
-[Hemu] Yeah, right.

All right, bakers. I have some items
that might be of interest to you.

Andrew, challah loaves.

Justin, steaks.

And Steve,
vegetables from the planet from Avatar.

[laughing]

[Jonny] It looks like we're
watching people grocery shop.

[Sam, Mikey] Yeah.

"I'll take this. I'll need some of this."

"Hmm, maybe some of this, too."

[laughing]

[Andrew] I need to think of a way
to up the "wow" factor.

So, I'm putting one of these loaves
in edible cellophane.

I don't anticipate your average judge

to think that someone could
make something edible

that looks like a sheet of plastic.

How's your gelatin look?

[Andrew] I put glycerin in mine.

-So you have flexibility?
-Gives it flexibility.

-It could snap, right, if you bend it?
-Yes.

Edible cellophane is something
that I have become quite skilled at.

It's definitely an art form
that is not easy to pull off.

The good thing is that
if it doesn't work out... Unlike Justin's,

if my plastic doesn't work out,
then I can just scrap it.

I don't know. I feel you guys have good
technical things that you can show off.

[Justin] If you pull it off,
it'll be really cool.

Yeah, hopefully.

[Justin] My cellophane's not looking 100%.

Even watching Andrew, it looks so easy.

Like, they have a secret
I don't know about.

When the show's over, I'll give you tips
on how to make good cellophane.

This is Justin's first time
doing edible cellophane.

I almost want to,
like, offer him some of what I have.

But it's a competition, so I'm not gonna.

Or! When this episode's over,

you can give me tips
on how you made the good cellophane.

Bakers! Six hours remaining.

[upbeat music playing]

[Mikey] I hate the side ones.

-[laughing]
-[Mikey exhales]

It's all about structure.

I'm very jealous of both of your choices.

As soon as I saw them I'm like,

"This is the perfect challenge!
I can't wait!"

And then you took them from me.
And that's fine.

Well, it's the name of the game.

I'm gonna try to make my horned melon
as similar to the decoys as possible.

Silicone molds help to give you texture.

And it helps to create that fake exterior

that fools everybody.

I'm hoping I can get some of the nuances
of this melon to come out in this mold.

I wanna see how this works.

If it works, I'll use it.
If not, I'll have to sculpt it by hand.

So, you're not interested
in doing things hand-sculpted?

-Well, I... Well, I can.
-[laughing]

I can, but I wanna try to make it
as easy as I can.

I'm making this horned melon,
pouring chocolate into the mold.

I invert it and dump
whatever chocolate comes out of it,

leaving a very thin coat
of chocolate in the mold.

I want it to hold the cake pop
that I'm going to be piping in.

My motto always is,
"Work smarter not harder."

[laughs]

I'm mixing together all my leftover scraps
to make like a cake pop.

And I'm going to insert that filling
into the cavity of the chocolate melon.

The thorns that are on it
are going to be make or break.

[energetic music playing]

[Mikey] All right, bakers.

You've got four hours left.

[groans]

[hesitates] I'm just having a moment, man.

Having some trouble?

-[Andrew] Not going well.
-[Steve] It looks good.

[Andrew chuckles] It looks awful.

I'm so disappointed.

The coloring is not working out
the way that I had planned on.

You would think that brown is brown.

But when it comes to cake,

to give it the aliveness
or the fresh-baked look,

you have to have the right shade of brown.
I don't think it's gonna fool the judges.

So, I am peeling everything off
and starting from scratch on this loaf.

There's not a lot of time left,
and it's risky to go back to this,

but I don't wanna present
something that I'm not happy with.

I'm planning on taking a blow torch

until it forms
a nice hard, brownish shell.

I need some of your cool cucumber vibe.

[Steve chuckles]

-Here you go. You can channel it.
-Thank you. I like that.

All right, bakers. Three hours!
You got about three hours left.

[upbeat music playing]

Steve, I don't really appreciate
how calm you're being.

I'm hand-painting the steak cake,
leaving some of the base color on there,

just so that can represent the fat.

For the sides of the steak cake,

I wanna have some part of it actual meat,
and then some part of it fat.

So, I used some plastic wrap
and crumpled it up,

and I imprint the cake with that.

Just anything to give it more texture.

[April] Is that modeling chocolate
or fondant?

-[Justin] Modeling chocolate.
-Okay.

For my cauliflower cake,
I am rolling out white modeling chocolate

and taking my textured cauliflower mold,

and I'm pressing it
into the top of the cauliflower.

Pressing the stamp
into the modeling chocolate,

it's looking really good,
exactly like cauliflower.

From 15 feet away,
it doesn't look too bad.

I think it looks good here.

[Mikey] Bakers! Just over one hour!

[tense music plays]

Uh-oh.

I'm dreading the sound!

It's wobbling.

-[Jonny] Looks a little wonky, Mikey.
-It looks a little wonky.

-I agree.
-[Jonny] The tiltscape is off.

-[laughing]
-[Mikey] Yeah.

[mock anger] The tiltscape is off, Steve!