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01x03 - Fake by the Ocean

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Is It Cake?". Aired: March 18, 2022.*
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Skilled cake artists create mouthwatering replicas of everyday objects, in a mind-bending baking contest inspired by a popular meme.

01x03 - Fake by the Ocean

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[opening theme music playing]

[woman] Whoo!

[applause]

Hello, bakers!

[whooping]

It's me again.

And in my hand is the secret ingredient
for today's challenge.

[Hemu] Let us guess.

Fondant!

[whooping]

I found some!

-[Jonny] Yes!
-[laughs]

The sugar paste that hyper-realistic
cake bakers talk about all the time

-is mine!
-[laughing]

It's not a secret ingredient.

You guys use it every week,
so we don't need this.

Shoink!

-[loud thud]
-[laughing]

[Mikey] Oh.

-I dented the fridge.
-[laughing]

Look at all these amazing bakers.

And, Nina, I've got some extra
congratulations for you...

Oh, thank you.

...since you were our winner,
with your incredible clutch cake.

[whooping]

-Nina!
-Go Nina!

You get to pick the bakers you want
to compete against today.

Now, Justin,

the kid...

[laughing]

Andrew, Dessiree, and Steve
have yet to bake.

So, I have to ask, who's it going to be?

My first choice...

Uh,

-Dessiree.
-[gasps]

-Yes!
-[Mikey] Oh!

-That's awesome!
-Welcome!

[Dessiree] Thanks.

Steve, you know I'm afraid of you.

Do you think your other bakers fear you?

Apparently, because I'm, like,
the last one being picked.

-[Mikey] Right.
-We're still here, too.

Yeah, we're right next to you, buddy.

[Mikey] You get one more pick.

-Who else is joining you today?
-Ooh...

I am going to have to go with...

-Andrew.
-[gasps] Whoo!

-[cheering]
-Andrew!

-Yes, I did it! I'm gonna beat you!
-Oh!

Mr. Trash Talk.

[laughing]

Finally!

[Mikey] We have our three bakers,
and I have to say,

I think this is gonna be a good one.

As for the rest of you,
and by "rest," I mean two,

please take your seats in the gallery.

-But...
-[laughs]

...don't worry, Justin and Steve,
you'll be baking next time.

Okay, it's time to play... Find That Cake!

Okay, my friend, the cake wall
is about to spin around.

And today's six items...

It's a beach vacation.

-Ooh!
-Five of those beach items are real,

and one of them is...

-Cake?
-Cake. You're absolutely right.

Okay. Cake Wall, do your thing, friend.

You guys know how the game works.

You have 20 seconds to lock in
your answers on your little keypads there.

And remember, if you find the cake
the fastest, then you get to pick first.

Your time starts... now!

[tense music playing]

[Mikey] Okay.

Ten seconds.

Five, four, three,

-two, one.
-[bell dinging]

[imitates buzzer] Time's up!

Okay. Let's see who
found the cake the fastest.

Huh?

-[laughing]
-[Dessiree] Wait...

Oh sh**t.

-Did any of you pick this beach ball?
-[laughing]

I did not. I didn't.

-[Mikey] Hm?
-[Andrew] Not me.

-[Dessiree] Nor me.
-Be honest, or I swear to God!

[laughing]

[Mikey] Okay.

[metallic clanging]

Good!

-[stabbing string music]
-[Andrew] Yeah!

[Nina] Wow!

So, that's not cake.

Dessiree, you picked Number One.

Why is this cake?

Um, I think it's because the texture
is hard to make.

And, from here, in all the light,
makes it look, um, like a cake.

-[laughing, clapping]
-[Hemu] Pretty honest answer!

Okay, Dessiree, let's see if you're right.

[tense music playing]

-[metallic swoosh]
-Knife...

-[groaning]
-[Mikey] Ooh.

-[April] Wow.
-Not cake again,

-just dead towels.
-[laughing]

Nina and Andrew,
you are all in on Number Five.

What about this screams "cake" to you?

[Nina] So, there's a shine kinda
coming off of the top white part.

That shine is normally seen on fondant.

-Not on ice chests.
-Ooh.

[Mikey] Excellent.

Okay. Let's see if you found it.

[tense music playing]

Is it cake?

-[April] It's cake!
-[Andrew] Whoo!

[April] There it is!

-That's cake!
-[applause]

[Andrew] That is a cake.

[Mikey] Looks really good, too.

Well done, Nina and Andrew.
You were both right.

But there can only be one first place.

Nina...

It wasn't you. You were second.

-[laughing]
-[Andrew] Oh!

But that means, Andrew,
you were the fastest,

so you get to pick first.

And, Dessiree, you didn't find the cake,
so you will pick last.

Now, because Nina didn't win the bonus
money from Cake or Cash, it rolled over.

So, there's more money
on the line this time.

-Up to $15,000.
-[all] Ooh!

[Andrew] Ooh!

Now, it's time to play

Is It Cake?

[applause, whooping]

Bakers, you know the game.

Each of you are going to have to
choose a beach vacation item

you want to make into a cake.

So, Andrew, what's it going to be?

I'm gonna go with Number Four.