Dog Fugitive (2025)

[bunniefuu]

And I knew what it was.

I smelled her perfume

when I entered. Fruity...

Notes of Clementine.

So I walked upstairs into my room and

We haven't had sex in years,

but you just don't

expect a betrayal like that.

And that b*tch grabbed

her clothes. She ran so fast.

But honestly, I could care

less about her. It was him.

He couldn't even look me in the eyes

the pathetic shell of a salesman.

I screamed at him with my mind.

He wasn't worth the air.

So what to do?

I wanna k*ll him.

I really wanna take his head

and lower it into a food processor.

Ah get over it.

Look at you. You're a mess Paula.

You really didn't see it coming?

Don't get mad. Get even.

-Okay.

-And put that out. It stinks up my coat.

Real classy Paula.

Next.

She totally f*cked me

over and I am just so pissed.

I feel like beating the sh*t out of her

and telling other people things

You need some meditation.

You're totally out of control.

Balance the chi, find your inner zen.

Thank you.

I haven't left my house in weeks.

They've been calling me

every day. Is Jacqueline there?

My cousin's best friend

is named Jacqueline.

And, and and why is

that Jeep passing my house

every day at two o'clock?

That's a robo call

dummy. No one's after you.

You're not that special.

And after your 2:30,

you have a Zoom session,

then your blowout, then back

to back in persons and dinner.

I was in a roller coaster

wearing a beautiful dress,

flowing, flowing all through.

And I was like, I'm gonna

have a really cool photographer

take the picture for me.

In the hundreds.

Hello? Are you even listening to me?

No.

Pierre is that you?

You know where they go.

You know, I'm living with my mom.

What if I go out and try to

get a job and they say no?

Or what if I just stay home?

I could just stay home and

I could play video games.

It's just way, way above

my pay grade here man.

I mean I don't know what I'm doing.

Grow up.

What I have is worth

something to somebody.

I have hemorrhoids. Okay?

And crabs.

It took me so long to get

an appointment with you.

Fold it. You fold it again.

-You fold it.

-What is wrong with me?

(CHAOTIC COMPLAINING)

Next.

Did you order my dinner?

-Uh yep. It's gonna be here...

-No cheese. Right?

How many times have you forgot now?

I don't need a body I need

someone who can think.

I'll call them right now.

No, just pick it off.

Thank you Diamond. You're the best.

(TELEVISED PROGRAMMING)

A man was found dead in his

Stony Brook, Long Island home

earlier this afternoon.

Richard Heritage, a salesman

and prominent figure in the community.

And all signs point to his wife Paula

who is nowhere to be found.

Police are still looking for Paula,

who has been missing since yesterday.

Okay, thank you. You can go now.

I gotta... um.

I just have to go to

work now I'll Venmo you.

Hey Vicky, call Pierre.

Okay Pierre come on, let's go.

What's up Doc?

Um... I need a vacation

get outta town for a little.

You should have told me

I would've packed my bags.

Yeah, we gotta get the hell outta here.

-I'll pick up Diamond.

-No, she's uh...

Start driving. Come on.

What's going on Doc?

I k*lled someone.

Jesus.

Well, my patient did,

but I told her to get even

and now he's dead and I'm an accomplice.

I'm doubling your salary.

-You're fine. I got you.

-No this is bad Pierre.

My life is over.

Relax. You just

gotta lay low for a while.

Make a left!

-Be honest.

-Don't even recognize you.

I look ridiculous.

-Diamond.

-Uh oh... answer.

-Hi Dr. Fluffy how are you?

-Uh g-great. Amazing.

Great. I'm just calling

to remind you about your bath at three.

-Can we reschedule that?

-Oh?

Yeah.

I took an impromptu trip.

Was feeling stressed had to get away.

Must be all that negative

energy I absorb all day.

-Oh, okay.

-Yeah. Pierre's driving me now.

-Where are you going?

-I'll be gone

for a few days at least

so take some time off. Okay?

-What's wrong?

-Nothing really.

Just send out of office

messages. Don't bother with work.

-Okay, thanks.

-Okay Diamond.

No thank you for being

such a great assistant.

Hey, I was just watching the news

and one of your patients,

Paula? Her husband just died.

They said it might be m*rder.

You don't say?

It was me against the wind.

I don't think I've had my

back against the wall like this

my whole life.

Stop it Fluffy. Positive thoughts.

Pierre said he knows

where we can go a while

where no one will find us.

But first, ice cream.

Do you have any pink Spirits?

Pink Spirit? Uh... Oh

we have no that one.

No they're usually like at the bottom.

Mmm...

I think this one?

No. Dude do you have

any good natural cigarettes?

Like what the f*ck?

Lower. Can you look a little lower?

A little lower. What about pouches?

Mint chip? Chocolate fudge?

-No, dude, that's gross.

-Can you check over there?

Can you check if you have any dip?

Those are usually like

more towards the back.

Can you check over there?

No, like I think they're

like a little further down.

-This one?

-No, that's no. Can you check back down there?

Look, you can see

here we have no - Alright.

Okay whatever you don't have it. It's fine.

Whatever man. It's fine.

Pst.

Come here.

Come over here a minute.

Hey I wanna talk to you.

What?

How'd you do that?

-Do what?

-Steal so easily.

When you're living on

the run you get good at it.

-Running from what?

-Nothing.

I keep secrets.

Robbed a supermarket.

-Well I'm on the run too.

-Oh yeah?

-Come on, let's go.

-You got a car?

-Yeah.

-Where ya heading?

Nowhere.

South.

Same.

Can I speak to you for a second?

I don't trust her.

We need someone

with street smarts Pierre.

-I have street smarts.

-Real street smarts.

Before I drove for you, I drove

for a high profile Mafioso.

Not only have I seen

sh*t, I know what to do.

You don't bring a knife to a

g*n fight. She's coming with us.

Changing your look's not enough.

You gotta change your energy, your beliefs.

Convince yourself you're someone else.

You think I always was this hard?

-Where you from?

-Arizona.

-What part?

-Just outside Phoenix.

-How long you been...

-Pierre less talk, more driving.

I'm a psychiatrist. I know

every type of person.

It won't be hard for me.

Good.

So how far is this place?

-f*ck.

-No! What do we do?

-Relax.

-Drive!

I got this.

Oh god oh god.

This is what I do for a living.

Officer.

You know why I pulled you over?

I don't Officer.

It's your tail light.

You need to get it fixed.

I'll bring it in tomorrow.

Ah gimme a break.

-Excuse me?

-Nothing.

Okay. I'm gonna need to see the

IDs of everybody in the vehicle.

That really necessary Officer?

Come on. IDs.

How bout you?

Looking.

(RADIO) Wreckless

driver heading south on 84

just past Exit 30.

Alright. 10-4. I'm in route.

Really?

I don't keep it on me.

We're taking back roads.

Yeah baby.

Have at it.

No thank you. I'll take a coffee though.

-Just do a little. It's the same thing.

-Ay.

Alright alright. Anybody

else? Anybody else?

Yea thanks.

-I'm good.

-There you go. Woo!

He reminds me of one of my patients.

Yeah he's a little, he grows on you.

He's nuts.

You need a street name.

Mm. Philamina.

Nah that's sus.

Beth. Clean, average.

How long we staying for?

I don't know. Maybe a week?

I thought you were heading south.

-Pierre.

-Thanks.

-And?

-Beth.

Beth.

What happened?

It's alright he's family.

I've k*lled. I speak softly.

Well that makes two of us.

-So how'd you do it? Poison?

-You look like the poison type.

No, I'm, I'm a psychiatrist.

And one of my patients was going on

and on about k*lling her cheating husband.

But it's all just noise to

me at this point you know?

I told her the truth.

And the next thing I

know, her husband's dead

and she's missing.

You didn't k*ll anybody.

I pushed an old man off a

cliff. Well, he deserved it...

-How'd you find out?

-It's all over the news.

A man has been going

around on a motorcycle,

ripping necklaces off of women.

Well, it was.

She's probably out with her lawyer trying

to figure out the perfect way to frame you.

It's hard listening to

people's problems all day.

What?

Just checking on ya.

Pops, I'm fine.

Hello!

Listen, we talked about this,

you're supposed to call first.

What's that for?

He's got 20 minutes and then...

-It's stupid.

-Anything longer

always leads to a fight.

Hello.

Old man, if you're gonna be gross,

-just go.

-Relax, turn on the game.

Pops, I'm hanging out with my friends.

I got 20 minutes.

Oh yea? Alright...

Take that back.

Make me.

Why you little...

-Okay, we gotta go.

-What?

No, where?

We gotta get further away

thank you.

Old man, sit down.

Sorry, guys,

my son's just a little...

Oh, no wonder,

you're back on it.

Pops, just let me live!

I need this to go completely away,

I'm talking about finito

I don't wanna hear another word about it.

Anybody come around looking for me...

Hello?

Yeah?

Oh, hi.

Alright call me when we're good.

Yes?

Art Brengher?

That's me.

You're Dr. Fiona Fluffy's lawyer?

Why?

I know you are I'm her assistant.

What's up?

Has she reached out to you recently?

Come on, I got a busy day.

I think she might be

responsible for a m*rder,

that local house m*rder.

Richard Heritage?

Yes.

Good friend of mine.

I'm sorry.

-It was his crazy wife.

-And I think my boss, too.

I'm outta my league,

I can't do it.

I'm used to my 2:00 manicure

and Sunday yoga with Jonathan.

This sucks.

Pierre, who the hell was that guy?

I'm sorry,

I haven't seen him in years,

he got weird.

Well the next stop

better be somewhere relaxing

where I can take a hot bubble bath.

You do have a next stop, right?

I'm just heading south right now.

-[Radio Newscaster]

-Police are still searching

for Paula Heritage,

the leading suspect in

her husband's m*rder case-

-That's enough!

-Which happened late last-

That's enough!

Hm, maybe a heavier chain.

I'm feeling it.

So, what'd you say to her?

Who?

You know...

To get even,

but I meant to cheat.

Her husband's been cheating on her

for years... And she got even.

-Yeah.

-Hm, I know the type,

just wanted someone

to confirm her delusions.

She was delusional

they all are.

Oh yeah, that's heavy.

What, are you guys running from the law?

You k*ll somebody?

No.

Costume party.

Need a place to hide a body?

We don't.

How'd you do it?

Feed 'em to the tigers,

you Carol Baskin, you?

We didn't k*ll anybody,

but we are looking for a place to stay.

Check in those filing cabinets for me.

I know it's here somewhere

unless she took it.

Ah, I wouldn't touch that.

She doesn't record her sessions?

Her clients never give permission

but she does it anyway when they leave.

[Dr. Fluffy] Testing one, two,

is this thing on?

Piece of-

I want to go shoe shopping

but Diamond triple booked me.

She never checks with me first,

she's definitely missing brain cells.

She's always ripping cheek

in the other room.

Do I tell her?

Or is it just the way she smells?

Not true.

August 21st, Margaret Mills,

she's still wondering why no guys

are interested-

September 1st, Paula Heritage.

Here it is.

She said she wanted

to k*ll her husband today,

she's overdue.

What does she mean overdue?

Were they already planning it?

She's in on it.

Why else would she run away?

-Typical Mercury in Gemini.

-Huh?

A lotta nerves,

and her Mars is in Aries,

are you sure she doesn't

have more legal trouble?

Just the woman who sued her

for throwing a pencil in her eye.

Fiona f*cking Fluffy.

Hey, got a few more drifters.

Alright so it's gonna be $300 a night.

You heard him.

Who lives here?

His parents died.

Dad was a hedge fund manager.

He's a genius, though,

got a perfect score on his SAso they let him live alone.

Check Twitter.

They still haven't found her,

maybe you're good,

you can, you know, like go back.

I'm not good,

they just haven't cracked the case yet,

they'll be knocking soon.

(knocks on a door)

See?

This is it!

Could you knock it off already?

Guys, hide!

Mm.

Mm, I'm usually more dainty.

Oh, that's yummy.

We're fugitives.

Well, I robbed a store,

but we're on the move.

No, we're just waiting

til they confirm the k*ller.

Thanks Chuck,

it's been a hard few days,

good to feel normal again.

(radio dispatcher murmuring)

Hey Dirty Georgie!

Artie, what's up?

We got a tip off

on the unsolved house m*rder

down the street.

No kidding, what do ya got?

My boss is his wife's psychiatrist

and, uh, on the record,

it sounds like she knew a little too much.

What would be her motive?

Not sure

but she seems in on it.

-She fled with her driver.

-Hmm,

got an iPhone?

-Yep.

-Got her number?

Mm-hm.

Write that down.

What kinda car?

She has vanity plates,

DR-FLUFFY.

DR-FLUFFY,

isn't that cute.

Huh, that'd be easy.

What do you want?

They got Netflix, Hulu,

Vudu,

HBO Max,

Paramount+,

Discovery+,

Disney+,

um, Playboy...

Pluto TV,

Crackle,

Crunchyroll,

Acorn TV,

Tubi,

Showtime,

Shutter,

uh, Crackle?

This works for now.

Nope, no idea.

Duh.

They think I robbed a store.

They're perfect,

dumb and scared.

Can you sit down?

You're stressing me out.

I'm bored gonna go nuts in here.

This is life now.

I hate this.

More girls.

Ah, he must have a harem

or something.

(car engine humming)

I don't think so.

(Knocking on door)

[Chuck] Can I help you?

[Georgie] Have you seen them?

No.

You sure?

Hey this is my house!

I tracked their phone.

-sh*t!

-Over there.

[Chuck] Stop!

Don't go in there!

This is my house!

Hey!

Go!

(neck cracking)

What the hell?

Go!

Now we're screwed!

What was that, Pierre?

They know!

Direct me south.

Hold on.

Where are we going?

Make a right.

What happened to that guy?

I gave him a twister.

It's all about your mindset,

you gotta think, "I bought this already."

Take it like you deserve it.

Pick it up, pick it up.

-Have a good day.

-You, too.

I know an ex patient in North Carolina,

he's a bit strange,

but he was always a nice guy.

Why don't we try him?

Alright.

Hey Vicky, (chime)

Call Phil.

[Vicky] Calling Phil, mobile.

(phone ringing)

[Donny] Hello?

Hi, Phil?

I'm Donny now.

Oh, hi Donny,

it's Dr. Fluffy.

-Hi, how are you?

-I'm good.

Hey, are you still in North Carolina?

She's messing with the wrong guy.

Like, who else could've k*lled him?

He tracked down her location.

Well...

Now they're searching for his k*ller too.

They can't hide for much longer.

(phone buzzing)

-She's calling me!

-Hold on.

Okay.

-Hello?

-Hi Diamond,

it's Dr. Fluffy.

Hi everything alright?

I haven't heard from you in a few days.

Everything's fine,

I'm on the beach right now actually,

the Jersey Shore,

just like Snooki.

That's good.

Yeah, it's good.

You know I've been so uptight,

I feel like I have some perspective.

When do you think

-you'll be coming back?

-Soon.

Um, just take some time off,

you deserve it.

Hey, you know,

I could use some time on the beach, too,

what do you say I join you for a few days?

-Uh, hello?

-Can you hear me?

You're breaking up.

I said what if I joined you for a few-

Sorry, I can't hear you Diamond.

I'll touch base next week, goodbye.

m*therf*cker!

See, she's nuts.

What's her number?

-Hey guys.

-Thanks.

Donny, you look so different,

what's up?

Well, I sorta found my fountain,

subliminal messages.

You guys listen?

A little.

Oh, you gotta.

What the hell is that?

Positive affirmations

played at a low volume,

so they go straight to the subconscious.

"I'm amazing,

I'm skinny",

whatever you need.

You believe all that stuff?

I'm 112 years old.

It's true,

when I saw him

-he was in his 90s.

-No way.

-You look 70.

-And I feel 25.

It all just happened.

These used to be blue.

Do they make subliminal messages

to change things that happened?

No, it's not magic.

But you can change the way

people think about you though.

[Computer] I am lovable.

See?

What else do you want?

Uh, "Everyone thinks I'm a good person."

Oh, that's a good one.

[Computer] Everyone

thinks I'm a good person.

You won't hear these when you listen,

but they'll hear you.

Do, "No one is looking for me."

Okay.

And do, "I'm innocent."

Look guys,

I don't wanna know about it,

I won't say anything,

just not here.

Not here.

He saw right through you.

Goddammit.

Maybe you should just turn yourself in

and hopefully they'd let you off easy.

I mean, maybe a few years in prison,

but that's way better

than if they caught you.

I don't know though,

you do you.

A few years in prison?

That would be terrible.

I'd rather live like a delinquent

than not live at all.

You're not going to prison.

Enough or you're outta here.

[Radio Newscaster] It's been 10 days

since the m*rder of Richard Heritage

and his wife, the primary suspect,

is still nowhere to be found.

A second suspect,

his wife Paula's psychiatrist-

-No! No!

-Is also being tracked down.

If you have any information

as to Dr. Fiona Fluffy's whereabouts-

-Turn this off!

-Please-

See?

Goddammit.

Hey Vicky, call Diamond.

Hey Vicky?

Where's my phone?

Hey, how are you today?

-Good.

-What can I get for ya?

Slice of pizza.

Would you like that to stay or to go?

Uh, to go.

Sure. I'll be right back.

First time here?

Yeah, nice town.

Thank you.

How long are you in town for?

Couple days.

Oh sorry I dropped the bag.

Hey!

Hey Paula, stop!

We're gonna get'cha Paula

You ever seen a UFO?

Oh, make a left here. (tires squealing)

Little notice would be fine.

Sorry, this thing is lagging.

Hi.

Hi, is Dr. Fluffy here?

Dr. Fluffy?

We're friends of hers,

she told us to come over.

It's okay, we're on her side.

Oh, you just missed her.

Alright cut the crap,

we know she's here we tracked her phone.

Why would you say that?

You're not in trouble, relax,

you have nothing to do with this.

Actually, do you have anything

-to do with this?

-No,

she just showed up

with this old guy and a young lady.

Young lady?

I have no idea what's going on here.

What happened?

If she's not here,

you wouldn't mind us looking?

She could have just left her phone.

No, it's my house.

Okay fine

I got nothing to hide.

I'm Donny.

Not in here.

They're not here, guys.

I believe you,

the phone would actually help us out.

We believe she k*lled

one of her patient's husbands.

What why?

It's too much to get into.

Ah!

Got the munchies, huh?

Mm-hm, yeah.

Alright.

Looks like you got some coupons

coming out here.

Yeah that two for five.

Here ya go.

Alright yea there's a lot

of coupons coming out-

Yeah, yeah, I mean...

-Nice.

-Wow.

Nice.

-Good.

-Alright, that's it.

-Good.

-That's the end of it,

-there you go.

-That's it,

oh good, alright.

Florida might be good for you,

it's lawless there.

I'm just so sick of living like this.

I smell like sh*t,

I'm having trouble sleeping.

I'll be a better doctor,

I promise.

Guys let's get in the car.

Got a problem?

A problem?

No, no.

-You know who I am.

-Oh yeah?

Why else would you be suspicious

of a woman in the distance

just minding her own business?

Or are you paranoid?

Listen, I don't have time for this,

you mind telling me what's-

Oh!

The f*ck?

Drive!

Go, go!

Who the hell was that?

Someone else trying to k*ll you?

I hope he's okay.

Where do we go?

I don't have my phone,

I don't know what to... Chill, we're good.

You check the navigation history?

Yeah, there's nothing.

She has vanity plates,

they should be able to find her.

(phone ringing)

Who's that?

Uh, not important.

Pull over!

What's up?

I think it's her.

Wait! We need your help.

Who are you?

Diamond? Dr. Fluffy's assistant?

My psychiatrist?

Who are you?

I'm Art Brengher, attorney.

-I, I didn't do it.

-What?

I didn't k*ll him!

Who did?

That b*tch!

Well you better tell 'em,

unless you're having fun living like this.

They'll never believe me.

Actually, I told Dr. Fluffy

I wanted to k*ll him.

Well, she's missing

and we have her recorder

so as far as the law is concerned,

you never said that.

You're sure?

Yes, why would it be my psychiatrist?

I'm telling you,

it was his mistress.

He was spending all our money on her.

She was good,

I'll give her that.

Who is she?

I have no idea,

I saw those eyes when she left,

dark energy.

He had to have some record

of communicating with her.

He was deleting his texts?

What happened when

you confronted him about it?

Oh, he broke down,

gave me the sap story,

how I wasn't there for him.

Richard was a loser

and he was unfaithful,

but I could never k*ll him.

So why would she k*ll him?

I have no idea.

Think we'll be in Florida

by tomorrow night.

Good, I need a shower.

Oh, yeah,

the house you're staying in has a pool,

big bedroom,

you'll love it.

I think I might even have a job for you.

A job?

It's dirty work,

but pays a ton of money.

I can handle it.

You're badder than me now?

I've always been badder than you Gabby.

Yeah?

-Okay, Beth.

-Yeah.

Hi.

Y'all got any toilet paper?

No.

That's a nice car.

Thanks.

What you do for work?

None of your business.

What you say?

Ay, we chill alright?

Scumbag.

'Scuse me?

Ay, chill.

What? What?

You're talking to me?

I'm not scared of you!

(wet fart)

Maybe you are badder than me.

You look like you have fun though.

You look like you do fun things.

I try to have fun.

-Yea?

-You know?

Is it fun in Arizona?

I mean yea I guess it's warm.

-Mhm.

-Like sweating.

I heard it's hot.

-It is, it is.

-Like, dry hot.

Yeah, I mean that's

why I'm not there right now.

I literally almost just slipped

and died on this.

Do you see this?

-Did you die, though?

-No.

Okay, that's not the f*cking point,

I could have really hurt myself.

I feel like my ankle

actually does kind of hurt.

Finally, some class.

It's all yours.

What about you?

I got a friend nearby,

I'll come back soon.

Wait, but I don't have a phone,

what if I need something?

Town's a two minute walk,

people here mind their business.

Alright, I'll come back in a few hours.

The house is stocked though

you can eat anything.

Uh... Alright.

Later.

I guess this is home now.

Hello, Fiona.

(door opening)

-Dinner tonight?

-Yeah, we'll probably-

What do you wanna make me for dinner?

We'll probably have a barbecue.

(door thumping)

(Gasping)

What are you doing here?

Excuse me,

I was told this is my house.

Your house?

-This is our house.

-Who told you that?

Gabby.

Gabby who?

I don't know what type

of games you're playing,

but get out now

and we won't call the cops.

Your house?

Come on.

Can I, uh, use your phone-

Uh, no, get out.

Come on Toots, let's go.

(laughing) Get out.

b*tch.

And just in,

the wife of the man

who was m*rder*d in his suburban home

was found and was found innocent.

Paula Heritage was able to prove

she was out shopping during the m*rder.

Yes, this means there is a k*ller

still on the loose,

but detectives have made

some progress with the case.

A golf club stained with blood

was found at a local dump

and authorities believe it

to be linked to the m*rder

based on the injury

that Richard Heritage suffered.

They are currently

searching it for DNA evidence.

We will continue to

follow this case closely.

(lighter clicking)

Hey, hey, no smoking in my car.

Turn the air up.

So, we know she's in Florida?

Someone saw her driving down there.

And they weren't able to track her down?

Like, what is she doing?

You're telling me,

I was in a trench for two weeks.

Yeah, but you didn't need to do that.

Rest stop,

anyone have to go?

No.

No.

Well I gotta pee.

You just peed.

I have an enlarged prostate.

Gross.

How's that gross?

This f*cking wind is getting in here.

Ugh. (lighter clicking)

Hey, weren't you on TV?

Wrong person.

Hm.

Didn't you k*ll your husband?

No I did not k*ll my husband

and that is quite a rude thing to ask,

go away!

God, I can't believe these women

I mean...

So my guy's gonna call us

if he hears anything,

for now we're heading

to St. Augustine, Florida.

Thanks for letting me tag along.

Even though he was a simp and a shithead,

I'm still pretty broken up

about Richard's death.

It's best to keep my mind off it.

No problem,

a third driver is helpful.

Oh, I, I'm not driving.

It's hot down south.

You good?

No I'm good.

That's why I never eat at rest stops.

-Good.

-So why'd you exit?

I'm alright, I'm alright.

(groaning)

Bathroom?

-Bathroom?

-Employees only.

Ah c'mon man

I'm running outta time.

Please!

C'mon.

Thank you, thank you.

Straight down, to the right.

Ok thank you.

(grunting)

Ahh

Ooh

Ah

Ah!

Oh, ooh.

Smells like poop down here.

Take that there's a crack in it

you gotta send it back to the dealership.

-Okay.

-Alright?

-Excuse me?

-And then you know what,

give me an oil change

while we're at it,

see this manifold?

-Excuse me!

-Hold on a second.

Oh...

What?

Someone stole your car.

How do you know that?

It's written all over your face.

-Did you file a police report?

-No.

Alright it's gonna be a

little harder without one.

Um, how'd you hear about us?

On the side of the road.

Look, lady, I don't ask questions

I don't need answers to.

Listen, lady,

I don't know how you found us

but you came to the right place,

we break the curse.

DR-FLUFFY?

Yes.

When do you need it by?

Well that's a stupid question,

how f*cked are you?

I need it today.

sh*t, we can maybe do that,

but it ain't gonna be cheap.

How much?

How much you willing to spend?

$500.

How about $800,

I throw a rental in

until we find it.

So here we are.

$50 in cash, a beat up wagon,

and nowhere to go.

Life is pretty crazy,

one moment you're on top,

then you blink and everything can change.

Some nights I cry myself to sleep,

but I will say,

I'm starting to get used to the new me.

Do anything to survive,

at least I feel alive.

(phone ringing)

Robocalls.

Soak it in.

Yeah.

You got the time?

Uh, no, I don't have a phone.

Bold move.

Whatever, it can wait.

You don't look in a rush.

I'm never in a rush,

just got a hot date today.

Cool.

Where you from?

You don't look like you're from here.

No I'm from California.

Huh.

You, uh... you want?

Excuse me?

Weed, coke,

something harder?

I'm okay, thanks.

-You have?

-No.

Well you're from Cali and you don't-

Okay fine, I'll get a little.

There you go.

Sup?

Not yet.

You said you would have it!

I know, I know,

but without an official report

it's gonna take a a little longer.

I mean don't worry

we're gonna get there,

we break the curse.

Once we get it back to ya,

you're luck's gonna turn around.

When will I get it?

Uh, it's hard to um...

Alright, I'll tell you what you do.

Usually I don't cross

this line for anybody.

Show up here,

see Winona,

tell her Mickey Biggs sent ya,

they'll know.

More like Mickey Small.

Um, hi,

I'm looking for Winona.

Who you?

Mickey Biggs sent me.

Win?

You can take a seat over

here she'll be right out.

Yeah?

Can I help you?

Mickey Biggs.

Oh, you couldn't wait?

We working on it!

You trying to grease me?

Look I got my guys,

they know about your car,

it'll turn up.

And what if it doesn't?

So how did you lose it?

-Gabby took it.

-Who?

She was a dr*fter in New Jersey,

I drove down the coast with her.

I need more than that.

Pretty tall, dark brown hair...

She dropped me off at this house.

What house?

This rich couple,

a big house,

like a Spanish villa.

And midway through the bridge...

just like that.

Eh-eh, eh, spinning backwards

but moving forward,

like the physics of it

didn't make any sense.

Had to be, had to be!

Well, I don't believe in them.

Believe?

There's nothing to believe,

there's proof.

In my hotel room last night,

one of my lights turned off on its own.

I tried the switch

and it turned back on.

Now was that an alien?

Or was it just a glitch in the electricity?

A glitch? Huh.

Oh you wanna go into the simulation.

That's a whole other,

save it for the ride.

You know this gonna be extra, right?

Fine.

Alright this could get messy,

so let me do the talking.

(clanking)

(clanking continues)

Ah!

Oh... get outta here!

What do you want? What?

Hello Gilbert.

You're not supposed to just show up.

Who's that?

This ain't him?

No!

Winona, are you on Quaaludes?

What's going on?

They send...

I need her car.

Well, you got it wrong, again.

Am I getting scammed?

-Probably.

-No.

He drops people he's trying to get rid of

at a villa so I just thought-

I don't care,

how are you finding my car?

I got a network of drivers

looking for a orange car

with DR-FLUFFY plates,

whoever finds it first they get paid.

It's probably just sitting

in a driveway somewhere.

I thought this b*tch was my friend,

but I think she's dangerous.

Did you buy your car at a dealership?

'Cause they may have a way to track it.

You didn't try that already?

Juan's coming in at 5:00 tomorrow,

that means we should be in Havana

by Tuesday morning.

You sure he's good?

Friends with the Coast Guard,

said we have a hiding spot below deck

if we need it.

You get all the money?

Yeah, late last night

from Johnny Kutulche.

You make up the dumbest names.

But they work, right?

I will admit that I had a hard time

finding a Social for him.

What was it?

-$150 K?

-$147.

So, like, was he any good?

What?

You know like, you know was he like...

Good.

Better than you.

Not anymore, though.

True.

We should be good for a year or two.

'Cause we did it baby.

I did it.

They can't track it.

We're gonna get you your car back,

my guess is tomorrow,

we break the curse.

You're no help.

Listen, take this burner phone,

go enjoy your day.

You like ice cream?

There's a great place around the block

called Ricardo's,

make a right at the corner

go five minutes down the road,

we'll call you when we have it.

It's official,

I've become my patients.

The anxiety, the fear, self-consciousness,

I feel all of it.

It's hard out here,

it really is.

I used to think the meaning of life

was to make enough money

so I could live well,

but now I'm starting to think

it's to make meaningful connections

with people along the way.

This is some good weed.

Let me tell you something,

how can not predict the weather?

Like, we're not even close.

Yeah, that's actually really annoying.

The atmosphere is changing all of the-

I don't care.

You think by now with all the...

Techy computer models

that we've come up with

and all the data,

we'd have come up with one

for what these changes mean.

What are you scared of a little rain?

How old are you?

69 minus 34.

So, 12.

Oh sh*t.

What, what?

That's it!

Who's that?

Oh you b*tch.

You m*therf*cker,

you... Chill, it wasn't me.

Oh, my a*s it wasn't me.

It wasn't me.

Then how'd you get that car

you f*cking-

-Uh!

-sh*t! No.

It wasn't f*cking me

I said... (spitting) It was you!

Get the f*ck off me

what is wrong with you.

You b*tch!

What's going on?

She was the b*tch sleeping with Richard.

Where's Dr. Fluffy?

I don't know.

What?

Hey!

(sirens wailing)

The house m*rder taking place

in Long Island, New York last month

has finally been solved.

Claudia Minetti, a former criminal,

was found in Florida

by Richard Heritage's wife, Paula,

the former lead suspect of the case.

Claudia's DNA matched the DNA

found on the golf club

that was linked to the m*rder.

Claudia and her partner, Justin,

have changed their identity six times,

making the genetic

matching nearly impossible.

I still don't get it,

how did she meet up with Dr. Fluffy?

I have a feeling we just cracked

the can on this one.

Alright, so

Thank you for your cooperation.

Art Brengher?

Yes?

The IRS has been after you for tax fraud.

Uh wait a minute-

They've showed up at your office,

been calling you.

You're staying here with us.

-I straightened that out.

-Right.

Hey. Listen...

Stop while you're ahead.

You can call your lawyer.

I am my lawyer.

Hey this is nothing

I'll be out by tomorrow.

Take it easy I'm a big deal!

C'mon it's just taxes

it's taxes, man.

My goodness.

We're looking for Fiona Fluffy.

You're back in business.

I told you you could trust me.

Thank you, thank you.

-It's about time.

-I can't believe

you were riding with the k*ller,

but like I say,

I don't ask questions.

Yeah, I met her at a gas station

along the way.

Right...

So I'm innocent after all that.

See?

Hello Diamond, Paula,

great to see you.

Hi, Dr. Fluffy.

I knew it wasn't you.

Of course it wasn't me.

I told you I was going on vacation,

was it that hard to believe?

Let's get outta this place,

Florida is a sh*t h*le.

Paula, I'm sure you'll need a few sessions,

but please, not in the car.

I go three four nights a week,

I am at the local bar

and it's ladies night

and every time I go there,

some woman is hitting on me.

Older, younger, it doesn't matter,

and we, we, we, we end up

going back to her place

and some of these women are really kinky,

I mean really kinky.

They're doing stuff

that I had to look up what that was.

It was a lotta fun and-

Sorry, hi Doc.

Ah, can I help you?

It's Pierre.

-Oh my God!

-I know.

You're okay!

Yes, it was just a concussion.

I started listening to subliminal messages

to get better

and then I really got into it

and I was able to

reverse the aging process,

just like that guy Donny.

Yeah you look good.

I can run a six minute mile.

Yeah, I think Gabby sent

that witch to k*ll me.

Good thing you got her,

I knew you would.

And, and, and I don't

know which one of them

gave me the crabs,

I would love to find out

which one gave me the crabs.

Let me tell you,

it's no fun with this little comb,

combing through your pubic hair

and finding these little bugs

that are moving,

it is really freaking me the f*ck out.

Everything was back to normal.

My blood pressure's back down,

I feel healthy again,

and my patients are very normal.

I met a lot of interesting people

on my journey.

They showed me a whole other world.

One filled with all kinds of possibility

and honest ways to treat people.

I have perspective

and freedom

but after all that,

I am what I am.

Are you even listening to me?

Next!

Hm.

Intern, where's my cappuccino?

Be right out!

And don't forget the extra foam.

Mm, pretty good.

Coming!

Mm, delicious.

Uh, just a minute!

You're getting paid in college credits.

Uh sh*t.

f*ck.

-You okay in there?

-Coming!