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[bunniefuu]

[EERIE MUSIC]

[MUSIC BREAKING INTO STATIC]

[GROANING]

[PANTING]

[PANTING CONTINUES]

[GROANING]

Oh

sh*t.

[ENGINE STARTING]

f*ck!

[TEXT CHIME]

[SIGHING]

What the hell?

Wait I sent that to my mom?

Oh, sh*t!

[PHONE RINGING]

[PHONE RINGING]

Wait a minute.

Lionel.

[PHONE RINGING]

Hey, Ly, what's up, buddy?

social studies, 'cause I like studying

social matters and things like that.

- Hey, I'll be right back, Uncle Mark.

- What the hell are you talking about?

- Ly

- Sorry, Andy, Uncle Mark got here early,

and he was asking me

what my favorite subject was

- and stuff like that.

- Yeah, I get it hey, dude.

I need you to do me

a favor really quick.

I accidentally sent a text to Mom.

I need you to delete it off her phone.

But you can't look at it.

- That's impossible.

- Nothing's impossible.

Andy, I swear on Mom's life

I won't tell Mom.

Is it about Dana?

Yeah, Ly, it's about Dana.

- Is it porn?

- What the no, dude!

We broke up, okay?

You feel better now?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I didn't know.

Thanks. Don't tell Mom about it.

I won't.

All right, now please,

I need you to go

and grab her phone

and delete that text, right now.

Come on, if she catches me

digging around in her purse, I'm dead.

If you do this,

I swear I'll get Mom off your back.

Really?

How then?

You let me worry about that, okay?

Just you gotta move your a*s,

like, right now, Lionel, please.

Okay, I'm going,

I'm going, I'm going.

[JOSTLING, FOOTSTEPS]

- [DOOR OPENS]

- Ow.

Did you just run into the wall?

No, I didn't, uh

it's not by the front door.

And it's not in the living room.

I don't see it in the kitchen either.

Okay, go check in her room.

I can't, come on!

She's in the bonus room.

Dude, if you don't do this right now,

I swear to God, I'm gonna tweet

about your wet wipes.

You said you wouldn't

tell anyone about that.

All right, I'm already DM-ing

Samantha Turkis.

No-no-no, stop-stop-stop-stop-stop,

please, please, I'm going.

- Just be quiet.

- [BARKING]

- Shut up, Molly!

- Shh! Lionel, shut up.

You be quiet

Lionel, just go and take the phone.

Lionel, just take the f*cking phone!

Delete it.

- VOICE: Lionel.

- Did you get it? Did you get it?

f*ck! Oh, f*ck.

[TYPING]

[TEXT CHIME]

[PANTING]

[PHONE RINGING]

Ly, what's going on?

Is she still there?

It's your mother.

I just found your brother

going through my purse,

so his phone is now mine,

and you need to explain this text.

What do you mean?

Andrew, you know what I mean.

Mom, I didn't mean to text you,

I didn't want you to worry about it, Mom,

but something happened.

Something happened to the Bronco.

Well, what happened?

Andrew?

Someone stole it.

What?

How is that possible?

I was just on the phone with you

15 minutes ago.

- Where are you?

- I'm I'm in Boulder.

Right by campus.

I went into Domino's to get a pizza,

and then, when I came out,

the Bronco was gone.

And I think I saw it

pulling back onto 70,

but I'm not sure.

Mom, I'm I'm so sorry, I

Are you okay?

Um I don't know.

- Oh, honey

- What do I do?

Somebody has to call the police,

and, um, and someone has to call

the insurance company.

- Right, okay.

- Do you want me to do that for you?

No, Mom, I'll call the police.

I'm happy

I'm happy to do that for you.

Mom, Mom, I'll call the police.

- I can't hear you, honey.

- Wha got it?

- Mom, I'll call the police, got it?

- Damn it!

- [DIAL TONE]

- God damn it!

f*ck!

[TYPING]

[TEXT CHIME]

[SCROLLING]

[TEXT BEEP]

[PHONE THUDS]

[SNIFFS]

[TEXT CHIME]

[TYPING]

[TEXT SEND]

[GRUNTS]

Lose something, Dad?

[SLOW TYPING]

[FAST TYPING]

[TYPING CONTINUES]

[SOFT MUSIC]

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