02x05 - Episode 5

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Where is he?

He's not here.

Let's go.

Thank you.

What are you playing at?

Why haven't you put

something up on the wall?

I lost my book.

What book? What are

you talking about?

My Raisinette sketchbook. It,

it it has all my secrets in it,

and it's gone.

Could anything link

it to the Raisinettes?

Well, possibly my name,

the fact it's got "Raisinettes"

written in it, and

..a map to the bunker.

HE SCOFFS

You are unbelievably screwed.

HE GRUNTS

PHONE VIBRATES

What?

Who you talk to?!

Erm, sorry.

Good morning, Grandma.

Mm.

I need you to call Caleb.

Why? He's not been himself.

I think he's nervous about

staying with your mum,

and I don't want him to get

there and it all fall apart.

Did you just roll

your eyes at me?

I don't know what

you want me to do.

Call your little brother.

Er, with respect, no.

Oh, wha di ra!

Look, I told you and him

what was going to go down.

I I don't know what you

want me to do about this.

SHE ENDS CALL

Yeah.

Is everything OK?

Yeah.

Something always

calls me back ♪

Always.

Pulling the reins

The mirror's come

to show me things ♪

We said this was going

to be the last time.

Mm, well, we're

here now, aren't we?

Can we just be free? ♪

No.

I'd better get back before everyone

starts wondering where I've been.

I thought you checked

out with Rupert.

I have. It's his mum.

Imagine what she'd think

if she knew you were sleeping

with his beloved girlfriend.

That's a shitstorm

neither of us need.

Goodbye, Jaheim.

The feels I can't deny ♪

Ah!

The feels I can't

deny Deny, deny, deny

The feels I can't deny

Should I? Should I? Should I?

Can't stop. ♪

CHORAL SINGING

Be seated.

And next up, our algebra team

will be competing in this year's

algebra interschool competition.

Please, stand up.

WHISPERS: Leah, get up!

In the competition's

48-year history,

St Gilbert's has only won once.

So, I'm unsure why we've

decided to enter again.

Whatever the reason, it will be

the first competition St Gilbert's

has entered since

I've become head.

So, a loss is not an option.

What have you got me into? We

need to represent our school

You're our secret

weapon. It's coming home.

..so, we're looking for

supporters to go with our team.

It's a whole day off school.

MULTIPLE VOICES: I'll do it!

Man lost his Head Boy

ting and he's smiling?

Just feels like a weight

lifted off, innit?

Mm. Don't know if I should

feel like that, but

Mm, you know what?

Usually, I'm for black

excellence but, brother,

if it's causing you stress,

I vote black mediocrity.

You're an idiot.

Why you smiling so much, though?

Am I not allowed to smile?

Hold on.

Yeah, brother, I can see you

blushing through all that melanin.

Bro, what? What? Just

You got that new pumzy glow.

Oh, my gosh, this

guy! Come on, tell me.

None of your business.

Hey, yo! Who knows who

Marsham's dicking down?

OK! Tell me.

Yeah, I, I, I

I I did a thing

with Florence, innit?

Florence?! Sh!

What's wrong with you?!

Florence! This guy!

What's Beatrix saying, though?

Bro, that's over with.

She was with that Alex guy at

the Florence party. You saw.

I'm just saying, if you

are still feeling her,

this could get a bit messy.

Talking about messy, bro, haven't

you got your own mess to deal with?

Nah, mate.

Sorted it.

Bosh. Wait, that was you?

Mm.

Bro, aren't you worried

that she might find out?

Bruddah, you deal with your

madness, imma deal with mine.

HE EXHALES HARD, FLAPPING LIPS

I have recently

fallen victim Oh.

..to a hate crime Right.

..whereby my laptop was stolen,

so I was wondering if

I could use yours

Bliss, a day off school.

Huh? Mind you don't get

thumped in your face.

Shut up. Move, man.

I can't believe

they signed me up

for this flipping

algebra competition.

Wah-wah!

Algebra? Mm.

Mm.

Looks like you need

the extra credit.

Yeah, my grades have taken a

little bit of a hit recently,

nothing serious.

Mine aren't looking

too good, either.

Ah Oh, yay-yay-yay-yay-yay.

Yeah Pffftt!

How are you lot flopping

so hard, though?

Hey. My mind's just

been elsewhere.

Omar?

Uh, yeah, the same.

Listen, I just need to ramp these

grades up by the end of term,

and I'll be cool. BOY LAUGHS

Yeah, your turn, though.

I don't know why you're

laughing so much.

You're done. I'm done?

Yeah. Squarehead.

What? Mm! Erm

Bruddah, how you doing so well?

Ever since my dad let

me switch subjects,

I've been doing all right.

You're chatting! Yeah.

Hey, this guy might catch up to

you two by the end of the term.

Ha! Oh!

Ah!

Ugh! You have a

whole day off school,

and you decide to

stay behind and work?

Look, my scholarship is on the line,

so it's not like I have a choice.

I swear, you get

weirder by the day!

Well, you don't have masked

men coming after you.

Until my book magically appears,

I've got to stay on my toes.

The House Master and all your

mates are going on the trip.

I have a feeling they're

probably going to use

this opportune moment to

mind-f*ck you senseless.

Have fun.

Wait! Wait, wait!

Yeah, hey, Miss Girl, come sit.

Hey! Devonye. What

are you doing here?

I came to support.

Oh, OK. Go, Leah!

Go, Leah, go! Go, Leah!

Go, Leah How did

you make that so fast?

So, I had the

meeting with Carol,

and it turns out the Spring

Ball is a definite no.

Bummer.

I won't be good until I figure

out who snitched us out to Carol.

Mm.

You were up early this morning.

Mm, morning run.

Mm? Is that what

we're calling it?

Come on, Flo, you've had that

new-d*ck glow for quite some time.

No, no, no, no new d*ck.

Just same old, slightly

larger than average Rupert.

Thought it might

be someone else.

Someone else like who?

Well Jaheim?

Why would you say that?

Well, I don't know, the two of you

have been getting quite close, babe.

Yeah, we had to. We

literally shared an office.

Sorry, that that was

a weird thing to say.

Yeah.

Why do you care, anyway?

Aren't you sleeping with Alex?

I mean, he's really hot,

but, my God, is he so boring!

The other day when he went down

on me, I fell straight asleep.

And, uh, Jaheim

didn't make you sleep?

Mm-mm.

I thought you were so over him.

No, I was.

But we had this

chat at your party.

He said some stuff and

..I think he still likes me.

And I still like him.

So, what are you

going to do about it?

Talk to him.

Do you think that's

a stupid idea?

If you still like him,

you should talk to him.

Oh!

Hi. There's not really

anywhere else to sit.

Sure.

Oh Yeah OK.

Drama.

Thought you'd be at the algebra

competition, supporting your friend.

Uh Erm Not to

mention a day off.

Yeah, er, since I've

switched courses,

I've been doing really well.

I'm just struggling to

find any decent books.

Yeah, the drama section

here is pretty sh*t.

LAUGHING: Yeah.

You know, I've got a load

of books like that at mine.

You're welcome to come round

and have a flick through,

see if any take your fancy.

Really? 'Course!

They're in a box somewhere.

I'll dig 'em out.

Thank you, Jude.

Glad I could help.

See you later. See you.

"Flick through mine"?

"See if any take your fancy"?

Mate. Mate!

Oh, you guys are morons.

Seriously, mate, this isn't

even us messing with you.

Teachers don't invite

students to their houses.

It's like an unwritten rule.

She's not a teacher.

Exactly, so let us at least prep

you, just in case something happens.

Nothing's going to happen! OK,

but how sure of that can you be?

100% sure.

You can't be 100% sure.

Graham's right. That's

like predicting the future.

You can say 99% at best.

Fine, fine. 99%.

But what about that 1%?

Like, we're not

saying initiate it.

No, don't initiate it, soft

cheeks. That's f*cking dangerous.

But that 1%

Oh, that slim, sneaky,

unpredictable little

1% funilicious.

Yes! THEY LAUGH

You lot are such idiots.

OK, let's talk signs, OK?

She's going to give you signs.

Light touching - that's a sign.

Heavy eye contact -

that's also a sign.

"Would you like a coffee?"

Oh, my God, "Would you like a

coffee?" is a definite sign.

Er, but pace yourself.

Yeah, and make sure that you

let her make the first move.

That's important. Mm.

OK? We love you.

Come here.

INDISTINCT CHATTER

Clearly, we did

not get the memo.

You know state

schools get funding

from winning in

competitions like this?

Guys, you know if I don't win

this, I'm getting kicked out.

Like, please, just don't make

me feel worse than I already do.

Bro, Xiang, relax.

It's just an

algebra competition.

SHE LAUGHS

Sorry, did I miss the joke?

Oh, no.

You said, "It's just an

algebra competition."

It just tickled

me, that was all.

Right, there is

one round of heats.

Top four go first,

followed by the semis,

where there will be

several questions.

There has been some

issues with cheating,

so no bags in the

main auditorium.

And good luck.

And the finals? Presumptuous.

Finals will be one

singular question.

Mannybrook, welcome back!

Whoa!

Do you want to watch

where you're going?

Oh, they talk!

Hey, what, did you

privates come by horseback?

No, actually, we rode your mum.

Yeah.

Oh.

HE MUTTERS

Everyone hates the rich kids.

Maybe we shouldn't have come.

Listen, it's a comprehensive

- they're not the Crips.

And they're only picking on us

cos they think that rich kids

are easy prey but, deep down,

they're just boffins, just like you.

Us.

WHISPERS: Let's

put our bags down.

Let's go.

This is so not going to be

worth the day off school.

I thought you said you

and Beatrix were done.

"Dead", I believe, was

the correct phrase.

We are.

Well, apparently you said

something to her at my party

and you've gone from "dead to

her" to a solid f*cking maybe.

Listen, seriously, I ain't talked

to Bea in that way for a time,

I don't know what you

Not according to her.

This is getting messy, Jaheim.

Five minutes remaining.

Get the answer wrong and

you will be eliminated.

MOUTHS: You're dead.

..which means the

coefficient is minus 11.

Wait, are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Minus 11. Can we please

at least double-check?

Xiang, don't make me shove

this marker pen in your skull.

OK, OK, run!

The coefficient is minus 11.

What?!

Correct. Yes!

CHEERING

See? Didn't I tell

you we'd do well?

Yes, you did, but we

haven't won yet, Leah,

so maybe tone it

down a bit in there.

Oh, seems like your

team-mate's running scared.

What?

Xiang, where's Tommy? He went

to get some fresh air. Why?

I told you not to

leave him alone.

Put it down, come on.

Let's go, come on.

Tommy, Tommy, wait! Don't

let them get in your head!

Tommy, come back! Tommy, please!

Oh! f*ck that!

They're picking us off one by

one! No, no, no, it's calm.

It's OK, he was

dead weight anyway.

We can do it without him.

Newsflash - the rules

stipulate four players.

sh*t!

OK, I'm going to go

find us a fourth player.

You two stick

together, OK? Yeah?

All right, in a minute.

The semifinals will

begin in five minutes.

That's five minutes

for the semifinals.

Hey, brudda. Pause

but I need your brain.

Bruddah, Abby's on a mission to

find out who got the ball cancelled.

I need to delete

the paper trail.

I need that MI5,

CIA-type deletion, yeah?

It's gone way too deep for

her to be finding out now.

Bruddah!

Look, I know you've got

your problems, yeah?

But I've got mine as well, yeah?

Cos, apparently, I've

f*cked up now, too.

Hmm.

Florence came to me and

told me that Beatrix,

all of a sudden, has

feelings for me again.

I thought you two were

done. Yes, we are, bro!

But, but, but now she wants

to say she's got feelings.

Oh And, apparently,

I've even said something

at this flipping fair party that

I don't remember cos I was lit!

Oh, my goodness.

You and Florence ain't

no serious ting, right?

No. She don't want

Beatrix finding out.

She ain't going to say nuttin'.

Just chat to Beatrix, yeah?

Find out what happened

on that day at the party,

and just see wagwan.

But you're not getting my

man's heat, though, like.

If I had ever said something

to Beatrix and she replied

with something in

any of that vein,

I wouldn't have even

touched Florence.

This wouldn't be a thing.

Why would I do that?

Why would I throw everything

away I have with Bea?

It makes no sense.

Just calm, bro.

Just chat to the girl.

But deffo don't take too long,

cos Beatrix getting hella

cosy with that Alex bruddah.

See, this is what

I mean, though.

How can you do that and then come

to me and say you've got feelings?

Jaheim, I need your

help. Get No.

You don't even know what

I'm going to ask you.

I already know, and I

don't want any part of it.

Join the team. HE SIGHS

What? Tommy bailed.

We're a man down.

I beg you, just help

this black woman in need.

First of all, don't ever

play the black card on me.

That makes no sense. Second of

all, you dragged yourself into this

algebra ting, not me. Bro, I'm

just out here trying to survive.

Plus, algebra is a walk

in the park for you.

It's a walk in the

park for him as well.

Toby Don't make me

laugh in your face.

There you go.

Semifinals will begin shortly.

Please, take your places.

Bro, please, take the phone.

Who helped you with

your MIT application?

Me! Who got out of bed

for you, lied for you?

ECHOING: I was on some

espionage Take the phone.

..almost got myself kicked

out-type sh*t for you!

Ay-yah-yah-yah-yah! Please.

I'm not wearing that

dumb-arse T-shirt.

Hey, yo. Bro! Yes!

Let's go. Bro!

DOORBELL RINGS

Hey.

Hey. Hi. Hello.

Hi.

So, I've got out what I

think will be most useful,

and if you're not connecting

with anything, just let me know

and I can grab some more.

Are you going to

come in? Yeah.

I tend to just put one foot in

front of the other and then repeat.

THEY LAUGH

So, here are the ones

I think you'll like.

Oh, wow. Thank you.

Yeah, there's quite a lot.

Why don't you just have

a quick read of the backs

and see which ones you

want to take? Mm-hm.

Erm, would you like a drink?

I've got some pop in the fridge.

ECHOING: I was just

making myself a coffee.

Should we go to my room?

ECHOING STOPS

Femi.

Erm, yeah. Er, coffee

would be great.

OK. SHE CHUCKLES

Oh, my God, if this

doesn't end soon,

I'm going to throw myself off

the top of their science block.

SHE CHUCKLES Hear, hear.

If I'm still here next year, promise

me we won't volunteer for this.

What do you mean, "if"?

sh*t.

What?

Erm

I won the sports bursary.

Wow.

Congratulations.

Wh why didn't you tell me?

I was just trying to

find the right time.

To be honest, Abs, I'm not even

sure that I'm going to take it.

Don't be a dumb b*tch, no.

This is amazing.

Seriously, look

I'm so happy for you.

Come here.

I'm going to just pop out.

The smell of Lynx Africa in

here is really overwhelming.

Do you and Jaheim talk?

What about?

Stuff.

You're going to have

to be more specific.

Is he seeing someone?

I think he's into

girls. Don't be a prick.

Rupert, I'm busy.

Yeah, I'm asking you

a simple question.

What, so when I need your

help, you laugh in my face,

and when you need my

help, we're best friends?

HE SCOFFS

Yeah.

Well, here's me being a friend.

You still wondering

where your book went?

Who's the one kid that was jealous

of your shitty little society -

the one kid that didn't hand

in their bag at the door?

He said he didn't take it.

Tell me you don't want

to at least check.

Why?

So I can get caught?

See, that book and the Raisinettes

is the reason why I'm failing

and the reason why I'm

unbelievably miserable.

Frankly, I don't care

if he's got the book.

Sorry to bother you, Miss, erm,

I thought we weren't allowed

to bring bags in here.

Thank you. Right, er, excuse

me, sorry, no bags in the

It must be 0.215!

I'm sure of it.

Xiang I'm not done yet!

Come on, let's go.

Give it to me, Xiang!

Stop! Move! Ow!

The answer is 0.215.

Correct.

CHEERING Yes! Yes!

We're in the final!

Woo!

XIANG GROANS

Woo!

Ah! Ow!

Ah You need to

chill out, you know.

Come on. You know Xiang's slow.

Leah! Hey! You are

smashing it out there.

I had no idea you

liked algebra so much.

Oh, how's Xiang? He

looks pretty shook up.

What's up, Mabel?

It's Devonye.

It's just that she's a really

cool rebel girl, right,

and I wanted to impress her,

so I told her that I got arrested

for hijacking an oil tanker,

which I know she knows

is complete baloney,

but I'm too deep in the lie to

admit that it is complete baloney.

And now I don't know what to do

because I don't want her to think

that lying is my thing and

Oh, I'm just I'm just

I'm stuck and I need help!

I think you're fine.

It's very much a Devonye

thing as well, so

What do you mean?

Um, well this this is

really hard to say, but, um

Devonye's got a girlfriend.

Oh, yeah, Meagan. Her

name is Meagan and

Hold on. How do you

know about Meagan?

Dev told me she had a

girlfriend back home.

I actually met her on FaceTime

the other night. She's

Yeah, she's really cool.

And you're good with that?

What? With a SHE

GASPS SARCASTICALLY

..polyamorous relationship?

OK.

How do you know about Meagan?

Um Before I tell you,

you need to know that I was

just trying to protect you.

Was it you who

stole Dev's laptop?

Took yes. But steal?

Leah, what the f*ck?!

What is wrong with you?!

Mabel, I feel like you're

focusing on the wrong thing here.

I literally thought the

girl was cheating on you.

You need to tell her.

And if you don't, I will.

OUT OF BREATH: Hi there.

Um Hello. Sorry.

I know we're not allowed

our bags, but my, um

..my asthma pump's in a black

leather bag with Oh, right.

..graffiti on it in there.

I was just wondering

Right, OK. It's my

asthma pump. Yeah.

Just a moment.

Thank you. Thanks.

That's the one. Thank you.

Thank you so much. I feel a

lot better. OK. Thank you.

Have a nice day.

Have you got

everything you need?

Uh, I'm I'm almost done.

I just need to finish my coffee.

OK.

Oh

Damn, girl!

Been looking all over for you.

Got me running around this

school like one kitty!

You OK?

Beatrix won the sports bursary.

I'm happy for her, but

I am officially out of options.

This is probably where I'm

going to end up, by the way.

In a school where they thought

a red tie would look good

with a green blazer.

Well if you are going to come to

a school like this, there's rules.

And you need to know

them, so listen up.

Rule number one - don't talk ill

of your colours and your uniform.

Cos them your colours now.

And when it pops off

with another school,

you're going to

have to rep them.

Rule number two -

definitely don't tell them

that your favourite

hobby is horse riding,

cos they're going to gut

you for it. SHE LAUGHS

Number three - first thing you

do when you get into the school,

approach the biggest

girl in the canteen.

And hit her over the head

with the dining tray.

No, whoa! Don't do that!

Befriend that b*tch. Yeah?

Cos she's going to be the one that

protects your little lighty arse.

Thank you. What for?

Well, Dad not being around

..not being at the

school any more,

Spring Ball being cancelled.

It's just a party.

Yes, I know.

It's just, like,

the one final night with us

all together having fun and

..it meant a lot to me. Mm.

Anyway

..it's nice to know that

you're someone I

can always rely on.

OVER LOUDSPEAKER: The finals

will commence in five minutes

Leah. Come out, please.

Don't make me look like a pervert

lurking in the girls' bathroom.

TOILET FLUSHES

Who told you to come fast

yourself up in here anyways?

Well, the final's

about to start, so

How's Xiang doing?

He's, uh, telling everybody that

he's got swelling in the brain.

St Gilbert's has got

me f*cked up, you know.

I'm starting to feel like

I'm just ruthless out here.

Well, have you got 50K

in your back pocket?

Look, feeling guilty about

competing against a state school

is not a luxury you

can afford right now.

Just wondering if

it's all worth it.

Let me tell you something, yeah?

Wherever we came from and all

that don't matter any more,

cos we walk in here

and these state school kids are

going to see that uniform on you,

and we're private school kids.

It's mad to say it,

but this is home.

Then why do I keep

on f*cking it up

with everyone I'm

living in it with, like?

Xiang, Mabel

You're ruthless, yeah,

but that's cos you care.

Just talk to them.

They'll understand.

What, you do philosophy now?

The finals are about to

commence. Well, come on.

I hate to be the one to say it,

but let's smack up some

state school yutes.

After you.

Well, this is exciting.

But before we begin,

may I just say

that despite governmental

cuts to many state schools,

it's a real honour to still

be holding this competition.

Two of the three schools on

this stage are an example

of how talented teachers

with very little resources

can produce

schooling excellence.

And I, for one,

couldn't be prouder.

APPLAUSE

Oh, thank you so

much, thank you.

OK, competitors,

are you ready?

Audience, please remember,

no assisting and no noise.

And good luck.

Let the games begin.

Carry this one over here

We are screwed! None

of this makes sense!

Yes, it does. Well

I think it does.

You know, we just need to

get together, we can do this.

Just needs a bit of, um,

you know, black girl magic,

something like that. I

think I might have it.

Let me see.

Xiang. Wait! We need

to hurry up. Wait!

There are eight

possible solutions.

Plus or minus one.

Plus or minus i.

Plus or minus one over root

two, times one, plus i.

And plus or minus one over

root two, times one, minus i.

No, no, no. No.

Incorrect.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

St Gilbert's and Severstone,

you have one minute 13

remaining on the clock,

and it's all yours

for the taking.

Xiang, I really want

to be a team player,

but please just I

I know what's missing!

Um, uh Shall I check again?

No, no, just go, just

go, just go, just go.

No, but this is your win, Leah.

Can somebody f*cking run?!

There are nine

possible solutions.

Plus or minus one.

Plus or minus i.

Plus or minus one over the square

root of two, times one, plus i.

Plus or minus one over the square

root of two, times one, minus i.

And zero.

Correct. Yes!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Congratulations to the

50K-a-year private school!

Yes!

Also, it's all right, cos I'm

actually on a scholarship, so

Yeah!

Woo! Yeah!

I'll talk to her, I promise.

Congratulations.

Can I maybe, uh,

pull you for a chat?

You want to pull me for a chat?

It's about Florence's party.

I, uh, don't exactly remember what

I said, if I did say anything.

Well, maybe it wasn't

worth remembering.

No, come on. Yeah, I

was drunk. Yeah, I know.

I could see all

your dance moves.

I think this one's my

personal favourite.

That's that's

what I look like?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Think the arm

was a little bit faster, though.

I saw you, um, talking to Alex.

Come on, Jaheim.

There's nothing serious

going on with Alex.

You know that I like you, but

..I don't know

anything about you,

and you don't know

anything about me.

I know that, for some

reason, your favourite food

is those Twiglet things

that f*cking stink.

You drop everything for

your mum when she calls,

even when we're in the

middle of something.

They're very basic

things, but

..they are things nonetheless.

I'm not good at this.

Obviously.

Um, I'm never used to opening up

and getting to know somebody

on this level, but

I think I think

I want to try,

with you.

So, um, yeah.

That's that's

all I'm asking for.

I'll be in touch.

OK.

See you later.

Hey. Hello.

So, um, apparently I did say

something to Beatrix at the party.

Right.

And this something you said to

her, are you glad you said it?

Yeah, I think so.

You don't make things

easy, Jaheim. Sorry.

No need to say sorry.

I knew what this was.

We won't tell anyone,

and no-one gets hurt,

and just leave it there.

We f*cked up, didn't we?

Yeah.

We f*cked up.

It was fun, though, right?

Yeah.

We good?

Good.

Cool. Cool.

See you in a bit.

Bye.

LOUD HUBBUB

No, no, no, no,

no. Give 'em back.

Please, they're

not what you think!

You're not supposed to see

these! So, they're yours?

Leah.

Is this you with my

laptop? You stole it?

I literally just took it cos I

thought you were cheating on Mabel.

Why the hell would you think

that I was cheating on Mabel?

Because there's a picture of you

and your girlfriend in your room.

Oh, so you've been going

through my things, too?

It's complicated. No,

it's not complicated.

I've been nothing but

f*cking nice to you.

Yo, yo, sorry, I don't

know who you're speaking to

in front of all of these

people. Yeah, no, no,

trust Leah to only worry about

what the white people think, huh?

Oh, my days, Devonye, you need

to take a rest on the whole

Malcolm X thing,

it's getting boring!

I don't know why you're coming for

me, right, cos you stole my laptop!

I'm coming for you because you

think you can talk to me anyhow!

I can! You're a selfish b*tch!

That's what you are!

ARGUMENT FADES OU

Bea!

Well, at least I know where

you've been sneaking off to

on all those early mornings.

I didn't know you

still liked him.

We were f*cking drunk.

I didn't know. Yes, you

did! I didn't know, Beatrix.

Who the f*ck would do this?!

Bea! Bea!

What the hell is this? Gross.

Mental. Ew!

Abby, look. Look at this one.

IN BACKGROUND: Here, pass

that one back to me

Oh, my God!

Abby, I can explain

So, it was you who got

the ball cancelled?!

No, that's not true. No need.

It's very well illustrated.

Wait. Abby, wait! Wait!

Abby, wait!

TEACHER SHOUTS LOUDLY

SHE MUTTERS

Now!

The implication is that

What I'm saying is, if

he's still at her house,

then surely he's

putting it in. No way.

Femi? Come on. Come on.

You have to tell me

No. He's putting

Where's Femi?

Um, he's, uh

HE FAKE COUGHS: ba*ls

..deep in work!

THEY LAUGH

Mr Tramley, I asked

you a question!

He's at Jude's house, Mistress.

Doing what?

Studying, Mistress.

God!

Femi, mate, you've

got to pick one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Um, I'm I'm sorry.

I think I like the

sound of Brecht.

Brecht could be fun.

Epic theatre. The

alienating effect.

Oh, if you like Brecht,

you will love Grotowski.

OK!

Let's call it a day, shall we?!

Jude, I'm so sorry.

Out of my house now, thank you.

That was That was so, so dumb.

That that was I'm stupid.

I'm such a stupid idiot!

I'm I will never

do that again,

I promise. Out of

my house now, Femi!

Mr Adebayo, button yourself

up and head back to your dorm.

Oh! It's not what you think!

Now, Mr Adebayo!

I want you in my office, now.

Yeah.

I'm so lost I don't

know what to say

They call me down but

they tell me every day

Life's got a price and

we all gotta pay ♪

Jaheim. Jaheim!

Omar. Omar, what's going on?

So, when did this relationship

between student Adebayo

and yourself begin?

Don't be ridiculous, Carol.

I'm just trying to get to the

bottom of what has happened.

I have pictures.

Doodles!

I watched Femi

leave your premises.

I don't even want to say

It was a stupid mistake

to have him at my house.

But you know full well

nothing was going on, Carol.

I'll have to take

this to the board.

Take what to the board?!

A child's drawing, and your

account of what exactly?

Me helping a student

with his coursework?

In your home, Jude.

Then stock better books

for the arts department

and I won't have

to pull in my own!

I'm sure there must be

cash lying around. Hmm!

I know it would solve all

your problems if it was true

so you could send me on my way.

But you know as well as I

do that nothing happened.

So stop clutching at straws.

You've got nothing cos

there's nothing to find.

Tiffany, have Femi come and see

me, first thing in the morning.

Yes.

PHONE RINGS

Hey, this is Bea.

Leave a message.

BEEP

Yo.

Thought I could whack you

up real quick. Shut up, bro.

You already know I've got

your number on this one.

Today's been mad.

What kind of mad?

Oh, you would not understand.

Girls, yeah? I

know them troubles.

How do you know about

girl problems, bro?

You ain't even got ba*ls

yet. You're an idiot.

Let me school you, cos clearly

you don't know what you're doing.

Ah, all right, come on, then.

What if it's weird at Mum's?

Then don't go, innit?

I want to go.

DOOR OPENS Maybe

take some games.

Might make it less weird.

Yo. What?

You ain't checked your

wardrobe yet, today?

Why?

I think you should

check it. Oh

Caleb, hold on one sec.

Ah-ha!

Bro, where the f*ck

are my clothes?

I think, uh yeah,

Rupert might have something

to do with this, though.

What the f*ck?

Rupert!