01x03 - Episode 3

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MUSIC: Day Dah Light

by Louise Bennett

♪ Day dah light on me wan' go home

♪ Day dah light on me wan' go home

♪ Day dah light on me wan' go home

♪ Come, Mista Tallyman,

come tally mi banana

♪ Day dah light on me wan' go home

♪ Come fix yuh cotta, Matty,

fe come tek bunch banana

♪ Day dah light on me wan' go home

♪ Six han', seven han',

eight han', bunch!

♪ Day dah light on me wan' go home

♪ Six han', seven han',

eight han', bunch!

♪ Day dah light on me wan' go home

♪ Me come heyah fi work,

me nah come heyah fi idle

♪ Day dah light on me wan' go home

♪ Nah gimme so-so bunch,

me nuh horse wid bridle

♪ Day dah light on me wan' go home

♪ Six han', seven han',

eight han', bunch!

♪ Day dah light on me wan' go home

♪ Six han', seven han',

eight han', bunch!

♪ Day dah light on me wan' go home

♪ Di check-a-man a check

but him check wid caution ♪

BELL RINGS

Aargh!

MUSIC: Say Less

by Ben Sumner

Jesus Christ, just send it!

I'm part way through.

Let me read it.

You're sending the boy you like

..an email?

I've got a lot to say!

Do you want him to f*ck you

or employ you?

Leah, why aren't you ready?!

She's sending her CV to Koku.

Assembly's in ten minutes and we

haven't even rehearsed your speech!

I know, I know. I'm going to

write it for you. OK, right.

Don't say anything dirty, OK?

Erm, "Dear Koku.

"Saturday night was fun"

No, no, no, no. Don't say that.

Saturday night wasn't fun?

Yeah Leah?

I was drunk. Did you kiss?

Yeah. No I don't remember.

You slag. Who did you even

hook up with?

No. I literally hate everyone.

No-one here is my type.

What about Toby? I swear you were

winding up on him. I saw it

Stop deflecting. OK, right

"Dear Koku.

"Can't wait to suck you"

Oh, my God.

No. You cannot write that. Wait

Erm, Leah, not to rush you, but

All right, let's get this.

Mm-hm.

"I think, as my beautiful friend

Abby said,

"we should definitely" Ah, no.

So we've simply pivoted

a lot of the events already

in the calendar to fit nicely

into Diversity Day Mm-hm.

..which we've bundled together

into a lovely press pack.

Ooh. Chuka Umunna is coming.

We'll begin at assembly with

a small speech from you,

followed by Xiang Who's Chinese.

..speaking about

the inter-school bot battles,

alongside a small demonstration with

the robot he's competing with,

followed by Leah Who's black.

..giving a speech about

her petition against the portrait.

Oh, just to clarify,

a student vandalises school property

and in return

we're giving her a platform?

B, this is an opportunity!

Think about the optics. Yes.

A young, intelligent black woman,

expressing herself in one of

the most prestigious halls

in the country.

It's giving!

It's really giving.

Giving what?

You know, just

..giving.

He's a bit old for it, I think. Mm.

Doesn't get it.

Chuka can't make it.

Oh, sh*t!

Right, let's get David Lammy

on the phone.

Who?

MUSIC: Say Less

by Ben Sumner

No.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, Xiang, man!

Noise, please!

Where's my laptop?

I don't know.

It was here on Saturday night,

then your friends came.

OK. Do you want to be a little

more direct?

It's got my programme on it.

I need it for Bot Battles tonight.

If I don't have it, I can't

compete OK! All right, man.

Have you checked Lost Property?

Maybe I'll get Stanley to check

the CCTV footage,

you know, the security guard.

And we'll take it to Bernard.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! OK.

I say just give it a minute,

and it'll turn up.

And if doesn't?

Then it doesn't, innit?

Hey, yo! Turn off the light, man!

DOOR SLAMS

TOILET SEAT BANGS,

PERSON CLEARS THROA

HE KNOCKS ON DOOR

Hi there.

Erm, can I borrow a couple

of sheets, please?

Several sheets.

A wipe's worth.

What?

Surprised to see me?

I ain't goin' nowhere.

Weighin' in at who gives a sh*t,

the undisputed champion

of the world,

man like Jaheim!

HE LAUGHS

Where's my phone, dickhead?

Yeah, hold it. Hold dat.

Bruddah.

What the f*ck is this, bro?

Beggars can't be choosers.

Beg I don't see anybody begging.

I paid you 20, B.

It's got Snake on it.

Yo! I'll slap you up, bruv.

You see that lighty?

She's on me.

That one dere?

Yeah, I'm not sure about

that one, bro.

It's lighty-love.

You lot wouldn't get it.

You won't go over there.

I dare you. You won't do it.

Yeah!

Hey.

Hey.

Is everything OK?

So you on it, yeah?

On what?

It.

"It" what?

It! What are you asking me?

Are you on to goin' on

a date with me?

Toby, babes,

I'm sure you're lovely but

I don't really do drug dealers.

Oh

What you talkin' about?

I patterned you and your bredrins

for the party.

I ain't actually shottin'.

Oi, Pusha T!

When's the re-up, my boy!

Huh? Hey, ladies. Hey

THEY CHANT: Pusha T, Pusha T,

Pusha T, Pusha T, Pusha T,

Pusha T!

I'll see you later, Toby.

Hey, come on, Stevie Wonder,

we're just messing with you.

Get home safely

the other night, yeah?

Oh, f*ck off mate.

You'd have done the same.

Hey, whatever happened,

it couldn't've been that bad

if Jaheim's still here.

Sorry. I'm sorry.

Are you OK?

Yeah. Are you around free period?

Gym with the girls, like always.

What you doing?

I'm just making sure you're OK.

Yeah. Why would I not be?

Oh, you know what? Forget it.

Rupert

Oh. Sorry.

What are you looking

so chuffed about?

You finally got a d*ck up your arse,

have you?

Well, better.

The Raisinettes.

My first initiation! That's great.

They saw my work on your post, so

..thank you. Yeah.

I think.

Anyway, I've got to come up with

something special, you know?

Mm-hm. So I can show 'em my stuff.

And I actually thought of something.

How much trouble would I get

if I pulled off a prank?

I mean, with what you did,

you know, cos you're still here

But, erm

..my dad bought the school

a new hockey pitch.

And your family - no offence -

probably couldn't even afford

to attend a hockey game, so

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

DOOR OPENS

Gilbertus numquam concedat.

ALL: Gilbertus semper duret.

Good morning, everyone.

Xiang, if you'd like to come up?

Oh

Now, as many of you are aware,

the inter-school Bot Battle

taking place tonight is a staple

in the St Gilbert's calendar.

Now, we have lost to

Caldwell College in the past

few years, but we have a lot of

hope in Xiang.

And, erm, well, I believe

you are going to give us a little

demonstration, aren't you?

No.

I can't.

It'snot ready.

Right.

Well, thank you, Xiang.

Let's just go straight to Leah.

Oh, OK.

MUSIC: Be My Own Woman

by Panauh Kalayeh

I might not look like one of you,

but I am now part of this community.

As a young black woman,

I offer a unique perspective,

perhaps one that

hasn't been considered

in St Gilbert's history

PHONE ALERTS, LAUGHTER

..but that does not make me

any less important.

PHONE ALERTS, INDISTINCT CHATTER

But that does notmake

Mabel, what

Just ignore them.

No, no, no, no, no. No!

LAUGHTER

sh*t!

That is f*cking disgusting!

LAUGHTER

She's been sick in your mouth!

Say something.

Settle down. Shh.

Phones away!

Erm

SHE MUTTERS

Growing up as a black woman

LAUGHTER

Shh.

..in a white world,

I've leant on my community,

absorbing words of affirmation

as my mother moisturised my

..m-my afro.

LAUGHTER

Everybody, settle down!

SCHOOL BELL RINGS

FEMI HUMS A TUNE

Femi! Mm?

I wanted to talk to you

about your essay.

Ah, yeah, miss, I Relax.

It was good. Very good.

If you handed in this the first time

around, it would've been an A.

Now that I know you have it in you,

I expect As and A stars. Clear?

Yes, Miss Harper.

Annabel, gorgeous earrings,

but off - now.

DIAL TONE

Wha gwan, J!

What you tellin' me, man?

Man still on you?

Yeah, something like that, bro.

Ah, it's calm, man. You just gotta

play the game, my guy.

You all right?

Not sure it's gonna last

that long, bro.

What, you got into a madness again?

It's my roommate, Xiang, innit?

Lost his laptop.

Yeah, but how's that

your problem though, bro?

Ah, he thinks I had something to do

with it, man, and, ah

..he's got this competition thing

and if I don't get it back

to him then, ah,

he's gonna go to the headmaster.

I just, ah, you know

..wish I knew where it went.

Yeah, I'm sure it'll turn up

at some point, bro.

SCHOOL BELL RINGS

Ait, well, listen,

back to class then,

you little boffin.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ait, cool. In a bit.

INDISTINCT CHATTER

KNOCK AT DOOR

Sir.

I thought I made it clear that

I didn't want to see

you in my office again.

Nobody sent me, sir.

I, erm I thought maybe I could,

erm, ask for a favour, please?

Yo. Can I talk to you?

Yo, just cos I don't understand you

don't mean I won't slap

every one of you up, bruv.

Apart from you.

Thank you.

Listen, bro, I know

you lost your laptop,

but just let me help you

with a new programme.

It's six hours until the event.

It took me six weeks to write!

Just trust me, OK?

What's worse? Taking my help

or not competing at all?

Exactly.

The design and tech block.

I got us computers and I got us

time off work.

How did you manage that?

I'm black excellence.

Come along, my friend.

Aha!

MUSIC: Never Gonna Stop

by Two Hidden Labs

You did all this?

Bruv

That's actually kind of dope.

I know!

LAUGHTER

I can't stop watching it!

You know, it's, like, my third

viral video of the week.

You spread it?

That is cold, Florence!

On my mother's life,

I didn't think it would go viral.

It was worth it, though,

to see Mabel talk about being

"a strong black woman."

THEY LAUGH

Ugh!

ABBY SLAMS THE WEIGHTS

Are you all right, Abby?

Fine.

Then why aren't you laughing?

I'm just not.

OK.

I just didn't think it was

that funny.

Sorry, a white woman talking about

showing her afro black hair love?

I'm gonna have to disagree, mate,

cos that is f*cking hilarious.

Seriously.

FLORENCE LAUGHS

LOUD ELECTRONIC MUSIC

DISTANT: Abby

Abby, can you help

Abb

Ow!

Oh, oh! Oh, sh*t.

What the f*ck, Abby?! sh*t, sh*t.

I tuned out. Flo

FLORENCE CRIES

Flo, Flo, I'm so sorry.

Let's just go to the San.

Let's go to the San.

Flo It's OK. It'll be fine.

It'll be fine.

Argh! Oh

Shall I come with you?

I think you've done enough!

Not cool, Abby!

Argh!

Oh, sh*t

TYPING ON KEYS

PHONE VIBRATES

Bap, bap, bap!

Show the records, bro.

It's that one.

Bro, we get money from anywhere.

Do you get me, yeah? Boom.

Know what I'm sayin'?

DOOR OPENS

What did you do?

I changed it to Duplexiat.

Yours was too slow.

I told you to stop f*cking up

my sh*t!

That's it. I'm telling Bernard

about the laptop. Whoa, hey, bro.

I'm sorry, innit?

I'll change it back.

Nah. I'm messing with you.

This guy

You're actually good at this.

You sound surprised.

You just seem like you spend

more time on 'the road'

than in a computer block.

Is that what Florence likes

about you?

I'm hearing things.

I did not take you for

a gossip, Xiang.

I saw the kiss.

That wasn't a kiss like that,

man, right? It was

It wasn't even a kiss.

It was just It was just

Yeah, drama, innit?

So, you're 'on' Beatrix?

Or not your type either?

What is your type?

JAHEIM SNICKERS

What's your type, bro?

Thicc girls.

T-H-I-C-C.

Bro! Like that, yeah?

OK!

CAMERA CLICKS

That'll be a good one

for the socials.

We We're not even here.

Crack on.

PIANO MUSIC

SHE THUDS ON KEYS

OK So a perfect place

for you to hide.

Why would I be hiding?

Because there's a video of you

puking in Koku's mouth

on social media going round

Abby, Abby, shut up, shut up!

..the whole school.

SHE BANGS THE KEYS

This is why I don't deal with

boys or relationships.

Did you at least get

some signatures?

Yeah, I got a sh*t-tonne, but

I'm gonna have to delete them all.

Why?

I don't think Pukey McPukeface

and Viscount Chundermeister

really exist.

Look, forget it. Just come with me

to the Bot Battles thing and

Are you mad?

I'm not showing my rah self again.

Please, don't make me go alone.

My dad wants me there,

otherwise I'm never going

to hear the end of it.

What about Bea and Flo?

Our friendship was put under

a lot ofstrain today.

Toby?

Are you his pimp or something?

What part of "he's a lot"

are you not understanding?

What, so smart and intelligent

isn't your type?

He was trying to sell

knock-off trainers,

amongst other things.

But that's just Toby.

He tries to act cool,

put on a front. Plus,

what have you got to lose?

You signed it.

I thought you didn't DO politics?

No, but I do do friends.

That's such a cheesy line.

Yeah, it felt right at the time!

f*ck you!

"But I do do friends, girl!"

THEY LAUGH

HUMMING TO HIMSELF

Oh, hey, man.

Hey.

How was chemistry?

Did you blag your way through?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you doing?

I'm going to get another essay.

Am I a cash machine to you?

If you want me to pay you back,

I can pay you back.

Mate, you don't even have a laptop.

What is that supposed to mean?

He's saying you're poor.

f*ck off, Graham.

Ooh, touchy!

All right.

Mate, I'm I'm on an allowance.

And if I piss it on your essays

I won't have any money for mine, OK?

Hm.

Thank you.

f*ck!

Hey.

We were meant to be a team.

There was a video of me throwing up

in someone's mouth.

I couldn't exactly crack on.

I just told the entire school

how hard my life was

as a poor black woman.

I had to read your speech.

Everyone's been calling me

Angela Davis all day.

Well, at least they know

who Angela Davis is.

Oh

Did we at least get any signatures?

Abby signed.

Really?

Mm-hm.

She's the last person I expected

to do that.

You owe me.

Pizza and a movie.

OK, fine!

But please

..no more Erin Brockovich.

You don't have a choice.

Yay!

Mm-hm. Erin Brockovich

..again!

Wait, wait, wait. What are you going

to do about Koku?

Remember we're not talkin' about it.

Let's not

I think we have to talk about it.

It was so embarrassing!

It was so messy!

Sorry. Aiming for the bin.

Well, what have you come up with,

then? Let me see.

How about I save you the bother

and accept that it's sh*t?

Or g*y? Or sh*t and g*y?

Come on. My insults are far more

nuanced than that.

Yeah, well, as the main

recipient of your insults

I couldn't disagree more.

DOOR OPENS

Knock, knock.

Oh, ah, is this a bad time?

Hmm? Come round to bum

one another, is it?

Oh, OK.

Well, make sure you crack a window.

Honks of bellend in here.

Can I help you?

I just

I felt bad about the other night.

I really do like your drawings.

I mean, they have a very

Frank Miller-esqueness to them.

But dirtier.

I brought, ah, chocolate biscuits,

as a peace offering.

I'm lactose intolerant.

Why am I so sh*t at this?

It's fine.

Thanks.

So,

what's it like living

with Lucifer?

He's all right.

He fell out with some of his friends

so he's a little more lonely

and bored, which means I get to

spend some 'quality time' with him.

I think the whole Jaheim thing

messed with him.

I actually feel bad for him.

You are too nice.

I'm in Alvingham,

so if you ever need to,

you know, take a break from that,

or anything else

..just give me a shout.

Thanks.

Oh

There is one thing.

Do you know where the circuit

breakers to the school are?

MUSIC: Party Like It's 1984

by Steven Coronado

I'm devastated, miss,

but I'm soldiering on.

It's so painful!

But are you sure it's broken?

No, it's just we've got a big game

next Sunday.

What can I say?

Bollocks!

Where have you been?

Checking on Leah.

Is she dying?

What?

Well, I have a broken foot and

you didn't come to check on me,

so I assumed she must have been

involved in a horrific

car accident whereby she suffered

significant injury.

I thought you weren't going

to come because of the whole

We know your dad forces you

to come to these things.

We did not want you to have to

endure it on your own.

Right.

It's just that I'm

..kind of on adate thing.

With who?

Cooool. No worries.

We'll just go f*ck ourselves.

Shall we?

Sorry. She's being such

a d*ck today.

What the f*ck are you wearing?

This is your kind of thing, no?

Why would you dressed as waiting

staff be my 'thing'?

But you're bougie.

In a nice way!

This is going to be a fun evening.

LAUGHTER

It's a bit

..dry.

Let's wet it with a likkle drink.

I don't think they'll serve

alcohol to the students.

That's cool. I've got two friends

who can help us with that.

Wray and his nephew.

Where did you steal that from?

Oh, so that's what you think of me?

I'm just struggling to

figure you out.

You get what you see.

Unless I'm a bit too gutter

for you or somethin'?

I don't think you are gutter.

I think it's a front.

Oh, is that right?

'Gutter' doesn't take up

Japanese club.

Listen, I just like Yasujiro Ozu

films.

So you learnt Japanese?

It's not that deep.

Why are you afraid to be clever?

TRANSLATION FROM JAPANESE:

What's that mean?

Maybe you'll find out later.

Ah, what are you doing out here?

Sorry?

I need fresh wine glasses.

Oh, nah. I'm not I don't have

time for this, Ade, OK?

Just back in the kitchen now.

Let's go.

Prick!

Nah, it's all good.

I'm going to go to the toilet.

Excuse me one second, yeah?

Sure.

Ade, what are you doing with those?

The headmaster asked me to deliver

these to the board members.

Complimentary.

OK, just hurry back, all right?

Those bins need emptying.

Can do, chief.

I meanchief.

Ladies and gentlemen, Bot Battles

will be commencing in five minutes.

Here you go. Thank you.

Erm, I didn't order a Meat Feast.

That's mine.

Erm

..can I have my pizza?

You're harder to track down than

a missing AirPod.

Ah

Look, if this about the sick in

the mouth Blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah. I don't

I don't want to talk about it.

Leah, it's really not that serious.

If it helps, you're not the first

person that's throw up in my mouth.

Really?

Are you sure you're not the problem?

Anyways, I've got to go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why you going that way?

I need to go back to Catley.

That's the long way.

There's a short cut.

Follow me.

So exactly how many people have

thrown up in your mouth?

PHONE VIBRATES

Man like J! What you tellin' me,

bro?

Where you been, man?

Ah, workin'.

What, they got you in

the cotton fields, yeah?

Ah, no. I had to help my mate

with the robot ting, innit?

"Mate"?

Bro, man accused you of being

a thief, and now he's your mate?

Well, I was partly responsible so

How's that, bro?

Cos I know who took it.

Is it?

Yeah.

Well, who took it then, Jaheim?

Why you movin' mad, bro?

Movin' mad? Bro, I've gone down

there to sort out your sh*t,

and I'm the one that's movin' mad,

bro? No.

I called you to back me, not to

f*ck up my sh*t.

Come like you don't want me

here sometimes.

Ait. I think this yute thinks

I miss him, you know?

THEY LAUGH

You know, like dat?

I'm busy down here, J, like.

What you doin'?

Nah, I don't think you miss me.

I think you're jealous, ait?

I think you're jealous, and it's

like you don't wanna see me win.

I beg you come off my phone

with that bullshit, bro.

Did you take the laptop, yes or no?

Simple f*cking question.

Nah, bro.

f*ck you, bro.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Good evening, everyone.

Thanks for coming.

Robotics has always been about

ingenuity and diversity.

And Caldwell College

and St Gilbert's have long been

at the forefront of robotic

engineering.

It is our shared commitment that

brings us here tonight

to enjoy this exciting evening

of the Bot Battles Final!

CHEERING

Introducing our finalists

Martin Atwood, Will Chamberlain

from Caldwell College.

And representing the home team,

from St Gilbert's,

Xiang Chen and Jaheim Marsham!

CHEERING

Enjoy it.

All right, ladies and gentlemen,

this is it. Are you ready?

Here. Are you sure?

CROWD: Three, two, one - go!

DRAMATIC MUSIC

Yes!

What?

HE READS ALOUD

Oh! What the f*ck? What

Yes!

Yes!

f*ck.

Yo, yo What?

Not to worry, ladies and gentlemen.

All will be sorted, I think.

23

..24.

Argh!

God! What the f*ck are you doing?

God knows what Bernard's going

to think when he sees this.

You know this pitch is his pride

and joy, right?

Look, right, you're not helping.

BUZZING

Well, you've f*cked it now,

haven't you?

Sorry about that slight

technical glitch.

Seems to have been resolved.

Wait. They moved it.

It wasn't there before.

You're right.

Yeah, wait. They can't do this.

Three, two, one

..go!

f*ck.

They f*cking cheated, man!

Hey, cool it. It's fine.

And the winner is

..Caldwell College!

CHEERING

Congratulations.

Well done, Will.

Wow. You are a massive nerd.

Yeah, well, you're here

to support, so

Oh, no, I came to support Xiang.

Xiang? Yeah.

What's his last name?

Yeah.

I've got to go.

I'm meeting Cheddar.

You're really doing a lot, innit?

Meaning?

Meaning tell me one thing

you like about Cheddar?

He's good looking.

He looks like an incel

from 4chan United.

Does Florence know you're

talking to me?

Look, you know what that kiss

was about.

PHONE ALER

That is probably Cheddar.

Bye, Jaheim.

This ain't over, you know?

Tick tock, tick tock!

Shut up! What do you reckon

Shut it! ..they're going to do

to you, hey? Detention, overs,

or Bernard's personal little gimp?

If anyone sees you they'll assume

you're part of it too, right?

Oi! Oh, no.

Who's there?

sh*t. f*ck!

Go

Quick, this way! Oi!

Take the thing off. Don't

Has he seen us?

I don't think so.

Oh, God!

Did you just hit me in the ba*ls?

Yeah.

Oh!

Oh, why'd you do that?

THEY LAUGH

Oh Oh, that hurts now.

Omar?

KNOCK AT DOOR

Omar, I need your help.

Have you brought me here

to m*rder me?

No. The creepy candles are

nothing to do with me.

I just

I wanted to get you here alone.

Sorry, that came out creepier

than what I intended!

What I meant was

OK, I'm gonna go.

Oh, wait

MUSIC: Talk To Me

by Matthew Bento & Matthew Goodman

♪ Every night is like a riddle just

trying to figure you out

♪ And even if we fight a little

it feels like we go upside-down

♪ The way it's been lately

♪ You been driving me crazy

♪ And it's making me think it's not

the way it needs to be

♪ Talk to me, don't walk away

cos I only want your love

♪ Talk to me, don't walk away

cos I only want your love

♪ I only wanna know

if it's cool to come over, closer

♪ I only want to know

if it's cool for us ♪

HE SWITCHES TO LOUD ROCK MUSIC

sh*t! Oh

IT SWITCHES BACK TO ROMANTIC SONG

Smooth.

Yeah? Well

I can't take credit for

the set and that,

but you know I do my thing.

There's still room to improve,

but it's a good start.

Quite the event!

The board was particularly impressed

to see Jaheim competing.

Well done.

It's not my win, Carol.

It's a St Gilbert's' win.

I know you like to think of me

as some kind of

..Wicked Witch of the West.

That's quite dramatic, but

You were just protecting your kids.

I am trying to protect mine.

Felix didn't even get

an interview for Cambridge.

Head boy, and a rugby captain!

It's as if boys like him are being

penalised for being who they are.

If Felix couldn't get in,

what hope is there for Rupert?

I'm sure with a mother

as tenacious as you,

they will do just fine in life.

Rupert is struggling, and he needs

all the help he can get.

Mm.

In all honesty, I'm done with giving

Rupert preferential treatment.

He's on his own.

Safe journey home.

Yes!

Got something in your hair.

Oh There. Ah.

Aha.

Oh!

Your Hmm?

Ah, yeah.

Ahh Ooh

I've broken it.

It's fine. I think it's

from a market stall

in Morocco or something.

Yeah.

Sorry, I got a little excited.

I know.

I was there.

So, erm

..when are we going

to do this again?

I was thinking it was

more of a one-off.

So, what? You're just using me

to piss off Daddy, yeah?

You're just a little different

to what I would usually go for.

If this is about the gummies,

they weren't even real, you know.

Hmm! OK.

No, seriously.

They were just sweets.

OK. Hmm!

I don't chase gyal, you know?

Great. Makes it easier for me to

leave.

Night, Toby.

I'm through!

I'm through to the next

round of the Raisinettes!

Of course, you are.

Who doesn't love a c*ck and ba*ls?

It's a quill and inkpot.

Are you sure about that?

Erm

I I can't see too well

in the dark.

I need to print something

off before class.

LAPTOP BEEPS

What?

Where's my essay?

Argh!

BELL RINGS

Ooh!

I-I'm sorry I'm late.

Essay? Um

It's kind of why I'm late.

I did it last night and

I saved it, I promise!

But then, this morning

I'll see you after class.

Did you get yours in?

Xiang, man, listen!

I know we lost Bot Battles,

but remember the conversation

about your type?

I found her, bro!

Carla, upper sixth with the

back off! I told you, I told you.

And listen, at first, she didn't

know who the f*ck you were,

but I convinced her, I convinced her

to have a chat. You know why?

Cos I'm black excellence.

The Caldwell team handed it in

at the front desk shortly

after they won.

Said they "found it".

I'm sorry, Jaheim.

LINE RINGS

Yo, I'm busy. Leave a message.

f*ck. f*ck, f*ck

OK, pick up. Yo, I'm busy.

Leave a message.

Pick up, man. Pick up, pick up!

Yo, I'm busy. Leave a message.

Aaargh!

♪ Grew up in a place where

toes get stepped on

♪ Uh-huh

♪ All white Air Force 1s so, yeah,

it's a head loss

♪ Age-old beef in the

streets in deadlock

♪ Told YG, "Gotta look out

for the red dot"

♪ Wrong place, wrong time,

bro, that's your head gone

♪ Pow

♪ Stressed, don't need no ECG

♪ Ha-ha

♪ Been cold on the block since BCGs

♪ Hmm

♪ The youths ride out, no CB

♪ Mask on face before pandemic

♪ And that's just for CCTV

♪ No RSVP

♪ No invite, they'll

pull up on your estate

♪ See an opp slipping on the block,

that's check-mate

♪ Arms house to your

mum's house, skip leg day

♪ Broad daylight,

don't care who spectates

♪ Strict order,

been sent by sensei ♪