01x02 - Episode 2

[bunniefuu]

This programme contains some scenes

of a sexual nature,

some scenes which some viewers may

find upsetting and strong language

This one time, at band camp

SPRAY PAINT HISSES

♪ 'ight so boom

♪ Boom

♪ Tings get mad

when I mash up the room

♪ Mash up the room

♪ Eh, DJ, DJ, pull up the tune

♪ Wheel it, wheel it, wheel it

♪ Hit rewind, then you press resume

♪ Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt ♪

HE EXHALES DEEPLY

INDISTINCT DISTANT CHATTER

The reason is, like

What you man saying?

What he said.

Brah, what happened to you?

I'm joking. I know what happened.

Everybody knows.

Couple of cuts and bruises, man.

Nothing too serious.

I wouldn't worry about it. I would.

I would definitely be worryin'.

Apparently there's a video

going around.

We said we wouldn't watch it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Solidarity and that.

I can't lie, though, curiosity

got the best of me, bro, man.

I can't believe my man

actually pissed on you!

But you know what, if it pops off

again and you need backin',

let me know. I'm dere.

What you going to do with your

Drake lookin' self, fam?

h*, don't get it twisted.

I'm light-skin pretty,

but I'm dark-skin aggy, you know?

Look at this guy. Big man ting, fam!

Boy, he's talking

all big, bruv. What?

Oh, God.

Carol! Always a pleasure.

Though once again,

you can't park here.

One of your new scholarship

students did this.

You'll be pleased to know

I've dealt with the matter.

These kids were brought in to quiet

the noise since the incident.

It seems they're making more of it,

particularly all over my son's face!

And I hardly think this is the new

and improved St Gilbert's image

you were hoping for.

I understand your concerns,

but I assure you,

the new scholarship students are

showing themselves to be

exceptionally gifted.

Well, I hope you're right.

As seated chair, if I'm not happy,

the board is not happy.

And I'd hate for your role at

St Gilbert's to be in jeopardy

because of an

ill-thought-out scheme.

The image and reputation

of the school

is at the forefront of my mind.

Now, I'm sure you have a very busy

day ahead, so I won't keep you.

Yeah, are Chelsea and Preeya ready?

Well, tell them to hurry up.

Toby, hey. Oh, hi.

How are you doing? Abby.

I'm very well, thank you for asking.

Uh, you're looking radiant today.

Are you still good to hook us up?

Course. I got you! I got you!

I'll even help you guys set up,

you know?

I got two, two bits and pieces

to make it the night of our life.

What party?

Sixth form have a house house party

at the start of every year.

It's going to be really fun.

You should come.

Oh, Jaheim's comin'.

Jaheim is always coming.

He's, uh, very virile.

JAHEIM KISSES HIS TEETH

He's gone.

Bye.

I love you.

So, how come Abby's on you

all of a sudden?

Man's got that charm, innit?

He's going to sell her drugs.

He's a drug dealer.

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

What?

So, these posh yutes don't know

where to get a lil' food from?

The last guy graduated, innit?

OK. You're on the Escobar flex now?

Nah, bro. Weed, innit.

Gummies and that.

It's still drugs.

Bro, I'm not shottin'.

I'm just patternin' Abby

and her friends so I can smash.

Can't you smash from, you know,

just being who you are?

Promise me you'll never lose

your innocence.

Hey, what the f*ck is goin' on?

Come, let's go.

CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK

Oh, my days.

Rah! I know, right?

Nah, I meant your handwriting, bruv.

What, were you drunk? Oh, OK.

So, we're taking the piss?

You're dealing with all

dis stupidness,

when there's all dis untapped

d*ck for the takin'!

Why would I be chasing d*ck when

I have this to contend with?

Plus, the closest thing to my

melanated African King round here

is one of you lots.

And, to be honest, I'd rather die

sexless and alone than let

any one of yous

near my region, so

What about Koku?

He was just there.

Please do not play with me

or my fertile eggs.

Oh, you wanted his attention.

I think you've got it.

Get to class, everyone.

INDISTINCT CHATTER

Yeah. I think you broke him.

Either that, or you're

completely f*cked.

Hurry up, you're late.

Take your seats.

A lot to get through today.

Jacob, I want you

at the front today.

Quicker, please!

Femi!

Miss, I just wanted to double check

that this is correct.

Yes, that's right.

This is going to bring down

my average.

How can I say? Do better.

Everyone, take your seats!

I will not ask again.

Maybe I can go at this one again,

Miss. I feel like I can do better.

It doesn't really work like that,

Femi. Miss, please.

I don't think you understand.

I can't go away with a C.

I just can't.

OK. I want it back Monday morning.

If I can see an improvement, I might

be able to move you up to a B.

Only this time. Make it worth it.

Thank you, Ms Harper!

You know everyone will stop talking

about it in a couple of weeks.

I ain't letting it slide. Meaning?

PHONE BUZZES

TEACHER SPEAKS IN BACKGROUND

You bringing the mandem?

Mr Staithes, am I interrupting you?

Oh, yes, actually.

I was, uh I was, uh, helping

my fellow classmate with

some work here.

I'm fully capable of leading my

own class. Thank you, Mr Staithes.

As I was saying, this blocks the

production of prostaglandins,

which are involved

Bro, you know what they did to me.

You, man, I know Malachi and

dem man are your day ones, yeah?

But dem men are tapped.

Feds are always involved when

dem man are around. So?

Listen, if you want to take

my advice Mr Staithes!

Clearly you know more than me,

so why don't you put together a

paper and present it to the entire

class on Monday morning?

2,000 words.

Ah, that's all right, Sir.

I'm more than happy to just listen.

3,000 words.

No, sir, but it's just that..

4,000 words.

On what, Sir? Surprise me!

KNOCK AT DOOR

Felix? Sir.

Are Palmer-Grace, Marsham

and Staithes in this division?

Look what your madness has done!

My madness? Have you seen the

madness 'pon this breddah's face?

You did deface school property.

With Pritt Stick

and washable spray paint!

HE SPEAKS NIGERIAN

What'd he say?

Jaheim, do I speak Nigerian?

Ain't you the polyglot?

Shut up, man! Nothing.

I didn't say anything.

I just don't need this right now!

Hiya. Hey. Are we being expelled?

Cos I had nothing to do with

the vandalism of the portrait.

Brah. You switched up quick.

Proper pagan! But snap.

I had nuttin' to do with that

either.

Well, we thought it was ingenious.

Really? Yeah.

Bernard thinks so too, yeah!

I mean, that wasn't

his first thought, mind,

but once we reminded him

of why you're here,

he justjumped right on board.

Yes?

Sorry, um, who the hell are you

and what's this creepy-arse place?

Oh. We're Preeya and Chelsea.

I'm Chelsea, she's Preeya.

And we are the Diversity,

Equity and Inclusion team!

We've been told to be a bit more

hands-on because there's

a couple of concerns that maybe

you're struggling to adapt.

Why would you think that? Uh

Sorry, just to clarify,

I'm not in trouble for

the whole portrait thing?

Oh, no! Oh, God, no.

If anything, we want more of it.

We understand you're starting

an Afro-Caribbean Society.

We have already advertised it.

Check it out.

PHONES BUZZ AND BEEP

It's just one of the many ways

we'll help you show the world

the black excellence you'll become

here at St Gilbert's. Mm-hm.

Sorry, but, um, what if some of us

have already achieved

black excellence?

Toby. Accepted on your

language skills,

achieving nines in GCSE Spanish,

French and German. Impressive.

You're now taking Japanese,

but currently at foundation level?

Well, I've just I've just

started that, so Yeah.

It's not exactly excellent, is it?

It's actually quite poor.

Ms Kaneko's first Japanese club

starts tomorrow evening.

I think we'll sign you up for that.

Tomorrow's Saturday.

Really doesn't work with me.

We plan to capture you and your

black excellence at all times,

whether that be your activism

or music, Leah.

Your incredible artwork, Omar.

Your languages.

Your engineering or sportsmanship,

Jaheim. Or your

We must admit, Femi. We know you're

black, but we are struggling to

figure out what you're actually

excellent at. Yeah.

Boy. I'm sure it'll come.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, thanks

for your time, everyone.

Look forward to working

with you all!

Are you all right there?

Yeah, umjust wanted to say,

if you wanted to show my black

excellence on socials, feel free.

Thank you.

MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC

LIGHT KNOCKING

SHE GROANS

Oh!

You could at least wait till

I've left the f*cking room!

Sorry!

Stay.

DOOR SLAMS

SHE BREATHES DEEPLY

Did you learn any Mandarin? No.

It's mainly expats round

where he lives.

Who's that? That's his partner.

She's pretty.

Yeah.

Never noticed these

freckles before. Oh.

PHONE CHIMES

SHE CHUCKLES

What?

What is it? Nothing.

Yeah, nothing's usually hilarious.

Come on, let me see. What is it?

Beatrix wants setting up.

With who? One of the scholarships.

Well, which one? Don't know.

Jaheim.

I guess.

Why are you being weird?

I'm not being weird. You are.

Obviously it's Jaheim.

Rupert, you pissed on him.

What do you care?

OK, whatever. OK.

If you're gonna be like that,

then f*ck off!

WHISTLE

Right, we pummelled these

pricks last year.

And if we don't do the same today,

I swear to God,

I'll m*rder each and every one

of ya, in yer sleep.

Is that clear?

ALL: Yes, Miss!

Why's Jaheim kitted up?

Not today, Rupert. I'm just saying,

Franklin got benched after

his scrap with Pinchers.

I mean, surely after what

Jaheim did during trials, no?

What the hell is wrong with you?

I'm just saying, it's not fair.

Rules are rules. Everyone on the

pitch, get yourselves warmed up.

Go!

Come on, lads.

All right, come on, then. Let's go!

Jaheim, you're benched.

Follow him, follow him

Coach? f*ck!

Er, we thought you were starting.

Yep.

Well, I'm benched, so

Well, we'd, er, still like to get a

little something for the socials.

Yeah.

Uh, miserable.

f*cking hell, man.

PHONE CHIMES

THEY GIGGLE

WHISTLE

Ready, lads, ready?

Hey. Hey.

And awkward!

How you doing?

What the f*ck?

What, you ignoring me?

I know what you're trying to do

and I want no part in your little

d*ck-swinging game with Rupert.

Is it cos you know I'd win?

Listen, I saw what your man was

packing when he pissed on me.

It's not that much.

SHE SCOFFS

Oh, you laughing at me getting

pissed on or your man's small d*ck?

You're unusually chipper

for a guy who's outnumbered.

Yeah, I like my odds.

Well, they're sh*t odds.

I'd cash out.

All right.

Well, be real with me now.

You and him for real?

Is that what you're on?

Budget Jack Grealish?

That's what you're on?

I didn't expect it, you know.

I thought you were better.

The confidence, Jaheim.

Listen, I'm just telling the truth.

Ah!

WHISTLE

Jesus Christ.

Are you blind, you simp?

Goodbye.

Come on, Rupert, you've got this.

What?

PHONE VIBRATES

Boys, so much better.

Wherever there are books,

there is Omar.

You say it like it's a bad thing.

Our education isn't going to

fall into our laps.

These comic books are part

of the curriculum?

I'm surprised you remember who I am.

Where are your Rah'scal friends?

Fox hunting?

Gotta make friends.

Gotta make this place

feel like home.

Maybe you should do the same.

I like my own company.

Why don't you come to the

party with us?

Will I need a gilet?

HE LAUGHS

No.

But eat something first.

These posh boys drink

vodka like water.

Sh.

What time you heading over?

I've got to finish Harper's

essay first.

Femi, it's due on Monday.

I know.

Hey, do you remember pizza essays?

Yeah. You do a couple of slices,

I do a couple of slices,

and we'd combine it and none of

the teachers would clock!

I've already done mine.

Can I take a look at it?

I've already handed mine in.

Better go, but I'll see you later?

What?

Yeah, OK.

Do you know what I remember

most about those pizza essays?

I'd write my slices

..then you'd come up with excuses as

to why you hadn't done your slices.

Then I ended up writing two essays.

I'll see you later, Femi.

MUSIC PLAYS

Are youmoving out?

DOOR CLOSES

HE SIGHS

Bernard felt you'd be a good

influence on me.

I don't know f*cking why.

Hmm, this is cute.

Nice.

HE SCOFFS

Can I take one of these shelves,

yeah? Yeah.

There we go.

Thanks.

HE SIGHS

Boo!

HE GASPS

HE LAUGHS

f*ck my life.

Sorry, could you

Bloody hell, I do look good, innit?

Yeah.

Hi, I'm Tosh.

HE SIGHS

You know this is

Japanese Club, right?

I'm multitasking.

What's with all the bags?

I've got a girlfriend.

I am super excited that you've all

joined this voluntary evening class.

I hope you're as thrilled as I am.

Now, I want this to be

as immersive as possible,

so this will be the last time

you'll be hearing me

speaking English

for the next three hours.

Er, sorry Miss.

Did you just say that this

class is three hours?

HE LAUGHS

It's It's not what it looks like!

Oh, this is exactly what it looks

like, you dirty little pig!

What you going to do with that?

Ah, it's none of your business

what I do with it.

There's a secret society that

Oh, a secret society, oh

It's a secret society that

HE OINKS

There was a tattoo on a bum!

Leave me alone!

Where you going?

No, really, you seen this?

Look at this.

That's going everywhere.

HE LAUGHS

Brilliant.

So, this is what you're into,

you freaky little perv.

Oh, this is good.

Get in shape, get shape,

yeah, yes. Oh! Yes!

One for Femi!

Go on, yes, just a little pour.

Yes, yes, yes.

Perfect, perfect.

Thank you very much, darling.

Espresso martini!

What? No, I gotta

Mate, mate, mate. You don't want to

miss this party, OK?

I've heard that it's going to be,

like, proper, like,

you know, frisky!

Yeah? Well, if I don't

complete this, I'm screwed.

Wouldn't it be easier

just to, like, buy one?

Buy what?

HE LAUGHS

"Buy what?"

HE LAUGHS

All right, OK.

I'll help you, OK.

Use my account.

I've been doing this for years, OK?

Subject matter

..word count, and

..voila! Ooh!

Is this that AI thing?

No, mate. The school's got software

to pick up on that kind of sh*t.

No, this is done by boffins on

the other side of the globe

who are trying to feed

their families. Bless.

HE CHUCKLES

30 quid a page? Nah.

All right, consider it a gift, then.

From ton ami.

Mwah!

OK, send it, and then we'll

meet you there, yes?

Yes.

Rah'scals! We ride!

Mm.

INDISTINCT CHATTER

Yo, I'm busy. Leave a message.

Yo, Malachi, call me back, man.

I wasn't expecting to be

back so soon.

KISSES TEETH

Emergency visit. Must be bad.

I brought you some

chicken and chips.

It's cold.

You ain't heard of a microwave?

What's that?

Boys being boys, innit? Yeah?

Well, I'm hearing more than that.

From who? From people who are

concerned about you.

Or more about themselves.

Meaning? Meaning Leah.

It was actually Toby.

Yeah.

OK, so you get your revenge.

Then what?

Oh, is it back to the same shitty

school by Monday?

You know, the same one shitty one

that you were too bright for?

Oror maybe some shottin'?

It's funny how you're more

concerned about me

retaliating than how

I actually feel.

How much you get paid for every

student? Watch your mouth.

Look, I know you're angry,

but Rupert will come

out of this just fine.

I mean, f*ck, he'll be our

Prime Minister in 20 years.

But you

..just remember

who's at home for you.

You don't need to do this.

Mabel, where is everyone?

People were keen, really keen.

Like, unbelievably keen.

Yeah, and? Get on with it.

And then they realised it clashed

with the house house party.

Why didn't you tell me?

I didn't want to say anything

because you were so excited.

But we can still go ahead.

What? Me, you and

the creepy PR twins?

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

Mwah!

Ooh!

SHE GIGGLES

Ooh. How was your event?

It wasn't as lively

as I would've hoped.

Maybe don't hold a political event

on the same night

as the first party of the year?

Well, it would've helped if I had

the most popular black girl

in school on my side, but hey.

And how would that have looked?

The headmaster's daughter standing

next to his biggest critic?

Sorry, what?

Abby! Why didn't you

tell me he was your dad?

It wasn't a secret.

I told you to drop all that crap.

Not to protect him,

but because no-one gives a sh*t,

and your no-show event proved that.

Look, take the night off.

Mandela. Come!

Come out with us.

Get drunk. Meet some boys.

Nothing takes your mind off of

bullshit like good d*ck.

Well, I don't drink, and no-one

here's my type, so

Who is your type?

Tall, dark and handsome.

Heavy emphasis on the "dark".

What about Koku?

Who the f*ck is this Koku breddah?

Look, put something sexy on.

And none of those

black bullshit t-shirts.

Hmm No. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

Please!

Just a few drinks!

Oh!

SHE SHRIEKS

HE GROANS

Miss, we're runnin' over now.

Um

HE CLEARS THROA

I, er

Where do you live, Tommy?

Hertfordshire.

I think we can call it a day.

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

Is this the school crypt?

Mm-hm.

Not exactly a house house party.

It's the tradition we like,

not the location.

And drink this for me, please.

Cheers, girls.

ALL: Cheers!

Nah. I'm not

I'm not trying to do

What did we just talk about?

There's a good girl.

Look at you. Can you not piss on

anyone tonight, please?

Can you not flirt with

anyone tonight, please?

Jaheim stood next to me.

I don't care.

You 100% care.

DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES

Yo, Jaheim!

Hi. I'm Cheddar.

Yeah, I know.

And you must bebeautiful.

Cinzano?

Yeah, sure.

No way that line worked!

DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES

Can I have a word?

Yeah.

Yo! Yo, Jaheim!

You ain't come here

for no madness, no?

I know you told Gus.

Huh? I said I know you told Gus!

Believe it or not,

I did that for you.

KISSES TEETH

MUSIC CONTINUES

Shoe shot! Shoe shot! No, no, no

Come on, Femi, come on!

Shoe shot! Shoe shot!

Shoe shot!

THEY LAUGH

Femi, Femi! Come on!

Oh!

I'm so sorry!

Your shoes! It's fine.

They're Marks and Sparks,

they're pretty durable.

Here.

Thank you.

Um

You're flying low.

Oh, sh*t.

This is a great way

to first introduce myself.

Well, now that you've seen my willy,

I'm Dilton. Nice to meet you.

Yeah. Omar.

Oh, mate. I saw your work.

It was so dope. Really?

They posted it?

"They"? No, no, no.

It was on Rupert's page.

What you talking about? Yeah, look.

Look, look, look.

Oh. Thanks.

Very funny.

Wait, mate, I was being serious.

Nervous to talk to me now?

HE CHUCKLES

I'm trying to talk to your friend.

I think I might have

pissed her off a little bit.

Maybe because you were

flirting with me earlier.

No, wait - just using me

to piss off my boyfriend.

And now you're using me to get my

head kicked in, aren't you?

Call it payback.

Well, if we're going to do it,

get on with it, then, yeah?

See you later.

HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS

Come on, Bea. He kissed me.

MUSIC: Champion Sound

by Juvanne Miller and Zachary Scipio

CHEERING

Hey, Toby!

What you sayin'?

Allow me.

How much?

Sorry? How much?

Oh, no. I ain't shottin'.

This is a personal stash.

I'll buy for the whole hockey team.

Would you like a receipt with that?

Pull it up, man!

MUSIC CONTINUES

Oi, Brixton! You're going to

die tonight, you know that!

TYRES SCREECH

Man like Jaheim!

What you sayin', you good? Yeah?

I would've got here sooner,

but this dickhead don't know

how to read a sat nav. Bro, don't

blame me! It's your phone!

Who has a shitty Android?

Is this the breddah?

Yeah.

Yeah? But But what, bro?

But what, fam?

Let's get this out the road.

We don't need to do it here, yeah?

Yo.

You lot can go.

Are you lot deaf? Move, man,

he ain't going to tell you again.

Move, bruv!

Get out of here, man!

What you sayin', bro?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm good, bro.

How are you?

Ait, look at how he's puffin' out

his little pigeon chest and that.

You think you're

ten foot tall, innit?

I hear that.

Oh, f*ck! f*ck it.

All right, Anton. Go get the petrol.

Petrol, what the f*ck, bro?

What? f*ck! f*cking petrol!

Yo!

CHEERING

MUSIC: Boss b*tch by Doja Cat

♪ I'm a b*tch, I'm a boss

♪ I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss

♪ I'm a b*tch, I'm a boss

♪ I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss

♪ I'm a b*tch, I'm a boss

♪ I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss

♪ I'm a b*tch, I'm a boss

♪ I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss

♪ Said, b*tch,

I'm the after you been the before

♪ I been a stallion,

you been a sea horse

♪ Don't need a report,

don't need a press run

♪ All of my bad pics

been all my best ones

♪ I wear the hat

and I wear the pants

♪ I am advanced so I get advance

♪ And I do my dance

and cancel the plans ♪

Hold this. Yeah. I think

you might be a little

too pissed

for any male interaction.

Whatever happened to "nothing melts

the troubles away like good d*ck"?

Whatever happened to

having one then leaving?

Hi. Hi.

Oh, my God. What happened?

Oh, nothing.

I'm part of the archery team -

sometimes it

gets a little RSI.

Do you want me to kiss it better?

HE CHUCKLES

What is she doing?

You know, I've been looking

for you everywhere.

Really? Do we know each other?

We can.

Are you flirting?

Do you want me to be flirting?

I don't know. Well, guess what?

I am flirting.

Jesus Christ.

What the f*ck are you doing?

Jaheim, what the f*ck?

No, no, no. Yo, yo, yo! f*ck, man.

what the f*ck are you doin'?

We ain't going to k*ll him, man.

Just a likkle third degree burns

and that, bro.

Why can't we just beat him up

and take his money?

I've got money! I've got money!

I've got my own f*cking money!

Yeah, bruv, pissin' on my bredrin!

Have dat!

I've got money.

The thing is, Rupert, these plastic

notes, they just don't burn

the same way the paper ones used

to, you know what I'm sayin'?

Listen, listen, listen, listen.

What, bruv?

Do you really want to go back

inside for a mandem like this, huh?

He ain't going to f*ck' talk.

Course he's going to f*cking

talk! Look at him!

Yeah, well if he talks,

then we dead him, innit?

Jay, Jay, Jay

SHRIEKS OF LAUGHTER

Yo! Oh, my God!

My man actually thought we was going

to light him up!

HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER

It's not even petrol. Fool.

CAR HORN HONKS

Aight. Aight, Rupert.

You're a dickhead, you know?

TEARFULLY: Can I go?

What'd you say?

Can I Can I go?

Yeah.

You CAN go.

You can go.

Hold on, hold on. You know what, J?

Them trainers ain't too bad, innit?

Yeah, I like them still.

Get out of here, man.

THEY LAUGH

THEY GIGGLE

Sh!

You OK? Yeah. I'm fine.

I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good, I promise.

I'm good.

Mm Mm

Mm

SHE RETCHES

f*ck!

What the f*ck?! What the f*ck?!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Yo, Anton! Wagwan?

Put my sh*t down, bro.

Rappin' and reoffendin'! Ooh!

What you sayin'?

This is you, yeah, Jaheim?

I mean, it's impressive

to look at, but

..the whole place

smells like damp, so

Hundred bag education,

for free, yeah?

And my man's complaining about damp!

What? Like man's yard

weren't full of it?

You should be proud of

yourself, you know?

King Jaheim, hey?

Rose from the concrete.

We're mere mortals in the presence

of your greatness and that.

Yeah, well, all that's

dead now, innit?

You know, my man's

going to snake, so

Gwan back home with you lot.

Guess it's back to being a gutter

rat like the rest of us, innit!

Gutter rat, innit? Uh

Hi, I'm Xiang.

Are you guys students here?

I think you know we're not, Xiang,

which makes me feel like you're

not being very welcoming.

I'll come back later.

Yeah, you do that, Xiang.

Get outta here, come on! Yo!

MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH HEADPHONES

RUPERT SNIFFLES

HE WINCES

Real d*ck move with my comic.

Ow. f*ck.

SCHOOL BELL RINGS

Heyyy!

Pusha T!

ALL: Pusha T! Pusha T!

Hey. Come on.

Pusha T! Bow! Pusha T!

Bow! Pusha T!

Ay! Pusha T! Ay! Pusha T! Ay!

Pusha T! Ay! Pusha T! Come on!

Pusha T! Pusha T!

"I'm not shottin'.

Just a little bit of weed to smash."

Hobby turned into a business.

What can I say?

If this is out in the open,

you know the headmaster's

going to find out.

When he sees that you're selling

drugs in school, you're screwed.

All right, settle down, settle down.

Mr Staithes, ready to blow us away

with your special assignment?

Um, why not, Sir?

Even through all

technological advancements,

the human brain still hides

a plethora of secrets.

The influence of the brain

over the body

in some aspects is inexplicable.

If you create the right mood,

ambience

and belief that something

is what one says it is,

you can actually trick the body

into receiving the true chemicals.

Now, this is what we refer to as

the placebo effect.

If you do need any more information

about last night's events, Sir,

please do let me know.

Mr Marsham.

Guess it's back to Brixton.

Why did you want to attend

St Gilbert's, Mr Marsham?

Better school. Better life.

Bettereverything.

Then why have you pissed it away?

You know, this may surprise you, but

this scholarship is bigger than you.

It concerns everyone.

Especially me.

And if you look bad, I look bad.

So, despite your

..persistent need to push

the self-destruct button,

you shall remain at St Gilbert's.

But to keep you out of trouble,

you will report to the library

at 5.30am every morning

and attend special solo classes

in the evenings.

Phone.

Phone!

HE SIGHS

All communication home will be done

on this phone under my supervision.

And if you believe that my

keeping you at St Gilbert's

gives you some kind of power

or leverage that you

attempt to exploit,

I assure you that I will continue

to add to your extracurricular

endeavours to such an extent

that you will die of overwork

and exhaustion before you are

ever expelled from my school!

The scholarship programme will

be a success, Mr Marsham.

Whether you like it or not.

Now, get out.

MUSIC: How Many Times by Lamour

White, David Boafo and Jamie Shield