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01x01 - Part 1

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Warnie". Aired: 25 June – 26 June 2023.*
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Series depicted the career and personal challenges of the late cricketer.

01x01 - Part 1

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My special guest is,

quite simply, special.

He's the great spin bowler of them all.

Some would go further

and declare him the greatest cricketer

to have played the game.

And that assessment

would accommodate his gift

as an entertainer as much

as his skill as a bowler.

Spin bowling is a magic trick.

Warnie's struck. What a

wicket this is for Australia.

When you create something

that isn't there.

Or is it?

Gatting can't believe his eyes.

I created chaos.

Absolutely brilliant from Shane Warne.

And I became famous as a great magician.

If we see his like again,

we'll be very lucky.

The fact is he's unique,

he's irreplaceable.

Ladies and gentlemen, Shane Warne.

Did you want to be famous

when you were a young kid?

I'd never thought about being famous.

- Didn't you?

- No.

It was good fun for about ten

days or a couple of months,

but it sort of wore off pretty quick.

We're just hearing the very sad news

that the former Australian leg spinner,

Shane Warne, has died suddenly.

A legendary cricketer

Shane Warne,

cricket's best spin bowler

the world's ever seen.

But he was more than that.

A father, a commentator, a

larrikin and an Australian icon.

They gave me a state memorial.

Me, a boy from Black Rock.

The time has come to

farewell Shane Keith Warne

in body, but never spirit.

Thousands and thousands

of people showed up.

You had rock stars, film stars,

some of the biggest names in the world.

And just, you know,

everyday people from every walk of life.

Oh, I mean, it was mind-blowing.

And now, the Shane Warne Stand,

the stand of the people.

I was given Queen's Birthday honours.

It was like a knighthood

for being a role model.

A role model. Oh!

They were her words, not mine. Amazing.

'Cause, you know, it wasn't

always like that for me.

Shane Warne and Mark Waugh

have formally admitted

that they were paid for information

Information they gave

to an Indian bookmaker.

But the pair deny any involvement

in match fixing or bribery.

Tarnished forever as a drug cheat,

Warne says it was given

to him by his mother

so he would look better for the cameras.

Shane Warne is almost

certainly coming home

from the World Cup.

His forced departure from

South Africa after sex

and betting controversies.

The woman who may have

k*lled off Shane Warne's dream

of ever becoming

Australian cricket captain.

The issue is a private

matter between Warne, his wife

and the woman in question.

Shane Warne has been

caught out getting cosy,

this time with Liz Hurley.

The UK tabloid, News of the World

Villain one day, saint the next.

And yet no matter what,

I always pulled a crowd.

So, how does that happen,

and what does that say about you guys?

You think my life was

all glitz and glamour?

Think again.

In 1999, I was on the ropes.

Oh!

Post-surgery, out of form.

My confidence was down.

I was a mess.

Shane, you in there?

It was Steve Waugh's first

test series as Captain.

They smashed us out there today.

Oh, you know, we had a bad spell.

A 300-run partnership's not a bad spell,

it's a bloody disaster.

- How's your shoulder.

- It's fine, right?

You just focus on your own

problems, like, um, I don't know,

coming up with a plan, Captain.

A complete rebuild of your shoulder,

you can't expect to jump

straight back in after that

Oh, what, are you a doctor now?

No, I'm just concerned.

Don't be. You know, I'm good.

Well, pizza'll fix it.

Well, I can't smoke.

I signed that legally binding contract,

so, I'm sticking this

in my mouth instead.

Is that alright, Doc?

Guess so.

Hey, we just need to stay calm.

We can win this Test.

Yeah, right.

Did I mention also,

I'm up against the

best batsman on earth.

Brian Lara.

Imagine your worst day at the office,

and it's shown live on

TV, all around the world.

I was trying to stay positive.

Oh, you are so hot.

You are gorgeous.

I wish you were here right now.

OK, there's a lot been said about this,

so, here we go.

Yes, I like women.

Yes, I dated one of the most

beautiful women in the world.

In fact, I married her.

Her name's Simone.

I'm the size of a house,

my hair's a disaster

and Brooke here has

vomited all down my front.

Oh, Brookie. How's my girl?

Yeah, she's good. Brookie,

it's Dadda. Say hi.

Say hi, Dadda.

Hi, Dadda. Hi, Daddy.

Hi.

Oh, I'm over being pregnant.

It won't be long now.

God, I wish I was there with you.

Oh, you could sneak away.

Jump on a plane. Nobody'd know.

Oh, I think they might

notice if they didn't

- Oh!

- You right?

Yeah. Yeah. Just a bit of a twinge.

Is it your shoulder? Shane,

you need to stop using it.

Oh, that might be a bit difficult.

Hey, Sim, I might have to let you go.

I love you. Love ya, Brookie!

Love ya. Are you going to say bye Dadda?

Say bye Dadda.

- Bye Dadda.

- Bye.

See ya.

Can we just give it a rest for a minute?

Thanks.

I was in a world of hurt.

Oh!

There was one thing that might help.

Not a doctor, not a drug.

Hey, it's me.

Yeah, well, I'm sorry but I'm desperate.

I need you here. Huh?

Could you just to Barbados, alright?

Please?

TJ.

Friend, bowling coach and

Yoda, all rolled into one.

You want a life story,

TJ had been to hell

and out the other side.

Get your wrist up higher.

Can't.

It's just

Pain? Or fear of pain?

I don't know. Both?

You're not bowling the

flipper a whole lot.

Yeah, well, that one hurts,

and I don't want them

to see me struggling.

Come on, spin it up.

For those of you who think the

flipper's some kind of dolphin,

let me explain.

You can spin the ball two ways

one, with your fingers, finger spin,

or with spin, where you

use your whole wrist,

which is what I do.

With your wrist, it's way

harder to control the ball,

but it's beautiful.

Just the sound alone.

You can hear it fizz through the air.

Then, you've got options.

You can change the angle, speed,

the amount of spin,

the direction of spin.

You can change your grip, which I did.

And swerve, late curve.

I could make it drift, or lift.

Bounce it high, or slide it in low.

It's all about the feel. The rhythm.

The rhythm and the feel.

The drive of the hips,

the point of release.

The redness on the

ball, rhythm and feel,

it's kinda like rock and roll.

What do you reckon?

Yeah.

Yeah? What's that mean?

It means yeah, good one. Good luck.

TJ, seriously, if I

don't find some form soon,

I can hear the critics.

You know, "He's had

surgery on the shoulder,

he's not the player he was."

Blah, blah, blah

That's your problem right

there, the voices in your head.

You gotta get your mind right.

- You off the smokes?

- Yeah, 12 weeks. Not a puff.

Excellent.

That's it?

That's the only positive you

can find, I'm not smoking?

A few months before that,

I'd been offered money.

200 grand to quit smoking.

I wanted to quit anyway, so why not?

Bit of extra incentive.

You sure about this? You

definitely think you can do it?

100%.

Well, it's about time I gave up anyway,

you know, for you and for Brooke.

I think

Hey, Shane, what are you doing?

Well, it's my last one.

- No

- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!

No, no, no.

No, well, the contract

doesn't start till tomorrow,

so you know, technically

- No.

- Technically

Right here? Right here?

Yeah, well, that's that's

kinda like a before and after.

They'll get this shot. Do you want one?

- Oh, you sure?

- No, you're on your own.

- You want one? Look.

- You're on your own.

Get outta here.

So, back in Barbados,

we needed a breakthrough.

And sore shoulder or not,

I had to get out there

and perform for the team.

No more excuses.

Steve Waugh led the charge.

Steven Waugh has launched this.

And then, Brian Lara.

He's got that out of the ground.

Again.

He smashed us all over the park.

I had no answer.

Steve! Steve!

How badly is Shane Warne's

lack of form affecting the team?

Two years ago, we would

have won that Test easily.

Shane would have gone through

them, but he's fighting his way back

from two major surgeries.

His confidence is down.

Steve! Steve!

Is there a possibility he

won't play in the next Test?

Everything's a possibility

in Test Cricket.

But can Shane Warne be

dropped? Is he Vice Captain?

Vice Captain's just a title.

Can you come back from this?

Yes. Yes, we can.

We've got a plan for the next

Test. We've just got to stick to it.

We've come back from

worse than this before.

Well, there's 11 players on the team

and I get the blame for losing.

Are they serious? You may

not play in the next Test?

Oh, it's just reporters.

They're trying to find an angle.

You know, on tour there's

only three selectors,

and I'm one of 'em, so

good luck sacking me.

After everything you've done.

I'm more worried about you.

Are you alright?

Ah, actually, I had a

pretty rough morning.

Hey mate, can you can you not?

Sorry, sorry, Sim, just one second.

Hey mate, no, don't.

Not with this shirt off, alright?

Don't don't use those ones, OK?

- You right?

- I've quit the smokes.

I've put on a few

kilos, so can you just

Hang on, hang on. No, wait.

Right, ready?

Good? You got all you need?

Sorry, Sim.

Sim? Hello?

I mean, are you serious with

this? No, get off the beach, mate.

Steve Waugh, myself and

the coach Swampy Marsh

had a selectors' meeting.

I don't think you should play.

Why?

Because you're not bowling well.

Oh, I admit I haven't been at my usual.

I just I need time

to find my rhythm

We don't have time, Shane.

If they win the next one,

that's it. We're done.

I can turn it around in the next Test.

Look, if we lose this series, one

person's going to get the blame

and it's not either of you blokes.

I'm sorry, Shane, I'm calling it.

You're not in the team.

Good.

Shane Warne took money

to quit smoking and real Australians,

they want an explanation, Shane.

Well, I agreed to try to

quit, and that was the deal.

When I had a cigarette, I

told the company straight away.

One ciggie? Mate, you

expect us to believe that?

And why take the cash

if you weren't serious about quitting?

I was serious.

I I was just under a lot of pressure.

But you made a promise, Shane.

- Yeah, I know but

- Is your career over?

We beat the West Indies without you.

Stuart MacGill's bowling well.

Surely it's the end for Shane Warne?

Thanks for the call.

You'd think I m*rder*d someone.

- Give me that.

- What? No. No.

- Simone. Simone!

- Give me the phone.

- Just

- Can you just

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey!

Just shh. Just come here.

Hey.

Just breathe.

You're right.

What will you do, hey?

I don't know. Give the money back?

Say, "Sorry, everyone, I like smoking."

If you're not playing cricket.

Hey, at least you get to

be present, for the birth.

You can hold my hand

while I scream at ya.

That's kinda how we got

pregnant in the first place.

Sometimes I think,

if I could only freeze the moment

and stay there, forever.

But then, would you?

If it meant missing out?

I hate missing out.

Australian Rules Football.

Oh!

It's long. It's straight. It's a goal!

Kicking goals. Leaping

up to take that mark.

The aggression, the competitiveness.

That's all I cared about

from the time I could walk.

I made St Kilda Under 19s.

I thought, "This is it. I'm set."

Sweetheart? There's a letter here.

Hold it out. Hold it out.

I'll hit it with the ball.

- No! You'll hit me in the head.

- Hold it out!

Just put your arm out like that.

It's for you. It's from

St Kilda Football Club.

Dear, Shane,

your services are no longer required.

What's it say?

Dear, Shane, you're

not quite good enough.

Maybe I wasn't, but when you're

19 and it's all you ever wanted,

and you're so close

I drove a truck, delivered

beds, delivered pizzas.

I just existed. I could

have stayed that way.

Lots of people do. I always wanted more.

Not things, but adventure.

You know, more faces, places,

music, more sex, more sport.

I couldn't play footy,

so I played cricket.

I played every chance I could get.

You could say

Oh, gone. Gone.

I'm a tiny bit competitive.

In those days, cricket

was all about fast bowling.

Nobody bowled spin, so I got noticed.

Oi!

And not just 'cause

of the blonde mullet.

Alright everyone, fitness session.

OK, let's go.

Come on, boys, let's run!

That's how I met TJ.

He was there as a coach.

He'd just got out of prison.

I think I scared him

more than he scared me.

I didn't last too long at the Academy.

But I kept at it.

I played for a club

then the state team.

And, well, you know this bit.

We should have a leg

spinner in the team.

A waste of time. Nobody bowls it.

Well, Australia had the best

leg spinners in the world.

Used to, years ago.

Hey, what about that blonde kid?

Oh, sh*t, the chubby kid?

The big mouth?

He can spin a ball.

I know, TJ, but come on.

He's hardly played.

Yeah, it's a huge gamble.

The kid can spin a ball.

Hello? One moment.

Shane. Shane!

Yeah.

Phone.

Hello?

Aha. Yep.

OK, thank you.

I'm in the team.

I'm in the I'm in the team.

I'm playing for Australia!

- Arghh!

- I'm in the team!

Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!

I'm in the team!

I'm playing for Australia.

I'm playing for Australia!

Second of January, 1992.

My first ever Test match

playing for my country.

He might feel just a

touch of apprehension,

but in the main, I

feel a touch of delight

that we have a leg

spinner back in the side.

Shane Warne, Victorian,

playing his first Test

match for Australia.

A great moment here for Shane Warne.

I was nervous as hell, but I bowled OK.

Well bowled again.

And then Sachin Tendulkar turns up.

Tendulkar smashed me

all over the ground.

Him and his team mate, Ravi Shastri.

It was horrible.

I copped more of the

same in the next Test.

And, well, that was that.

In cricket news, Shane Warne has been

dumped from the team to play the fifth

and final Test against India.

The experiment with leg spinner

Shane Warne appears to be over.

TJ!

Oh, thank God you're here.

I just drove all the way from Melbourne.

Got us a slab of beer.

Nice bottle of red.

On your way somewhere else?

No, came to see you.

You know, have a drink.

No, I don't think so,

Shane. I'm gonna pass.

What, are you sick?

Why don't you get fit, mate?

What?

You got a goal in life?

Well, do ya?

To have as much sex as possible.

I don't know, is that a

trick question or something

Son, you played for Australia.

You know, how many

people get that chance?

How many would k*ll for it?

You don't seem to give a rat's.

Ah, OK, if this is a bad

time I'll just come back

You haven't made one single sacrifice.

Like it's nothing to

play for your country.

Well, I never said that.

So, what have you done to earn it?

What, half an hour in the nets?

I mean, look at you. You

can barely run around.

I wouldn't talk if I were you.

I'm not the one with

the opportunity, Shane!

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm just not into

health food and jogging.

- You know, it's not really my

- No sh*t.

Pizzas and parties in Black Rock, eh?

Yeah, that's you.

Right, so why don't you just

go back there and piss off.

Go on, piss off. Stop

wasting everyone's time.

Or show 'em you're serious.

Get fit. Get real.

At least look like you want it.

Well, you know I do.

Yeah, Shane, but there are

a lot of people in suits.

- Is that it?

- They make the decisions.

Blokes like me and you, we don't.

You learn as you go along,

you can't just be Warnie from Black Rock

and get to the top.

They won't let you.

Right, well, you tell me honestly, then.

Do you think I'm good enough?

No.

No, I don't.

But you could be.

You got the raw talent.

- You just need to

- What, get a haircut?

Yeah, that'll be a start.

And just sheer bloody hard work, mate.

Thank you everyone

for taking part today.

It's great to see the boys

from the Aussie Cricket team.

Merv Hughes, Steve Waugh, Mark Waugh.

Thanks for your support today, fellas.

Yeah, that's right. I'm

not even worth a mention.

Well, we've got quite a

few still to finish so relax

and enjoy the beautiful surroundings.

You right? Ooh, sorry!

- Sorry.

- Need a hand?

I'm good, thanks.

Can I offer you a drink?

I'm Shane. Shane Warne.

Hi, nice to meet you.

I've got beer and a

bit of sparkling wine.

I'm I'm a cricketer.

I mean, I'm here with the

Australian Cricket Team.

- I thought it was a golf day.

- Well, it is.

But it's like a celebrity

charity golf thing.

I know. I was kidding.

So, does that make you a celebrity?

Guess it kinda does, yeah.

Or a charity.

I actually feel more like a charity.

Yeah, the way I've been

playing, just giving runs away.

Oh, right. You're not

much good then, are you?

No, I'm hopeless.

That's why I'm in the Australian team.

I'm actually

I was in the team,

but I kind of need to

cement my place, you know?

You renovating, are you?

What?

I I can't tell if

you're being serious or

Oh, I'm serious. I'm

a very serious person.

Simone, can we get the

drinks over here please, now?

Yeah, travelling.

Nice to meet you, Wayne.

Hey, ah, Simone.

Could I could I get your

number? We could grab a drink.

I got a whole tray of drinks here,

but you didn't seem very keen, so

Oh, I'm keen, trust me. So keen.

I'll do whatever it takes.

Front arm, come on. Front arm.

Oh!

You know, who invented the flipper?

Clarrie Grimmet, back

around the First World w*r.

Took him about 12 years to build up

the confidence to use it in a match.

Twelve years to perfect

it, disguise it, unleash it.

And decades later a bloke

called Bruce Dooland,

he taught it to Richie Benaud.

It took him years to

perfect it and disguise it.

You understand, Shane?

You're part of a secret society, mate.

This is ancient voodoo magic.

Spin it up.

It took a while for me to

really, properly fall in love.

But once I did, I was totally committed.

And I didn't stop until

I was back in the team.

Oh, and he's bowled him.

That has beaten the outside edge.

Shane Warne has struck. What

a wicket this is for Australia.

Steve Waugh, could I trouble you

for a few moments of your time?

Clinch the series and

make it three in a row?

That's what their

Captain, Allan Border says.

I'm here with Aussie

twins, Steve and Mark Waugh.

Tell me, are you feeling confident?

Ah, quietly confident. Yes, I think so.

UK Would you miss not having

the home crowd behind you, Mark?

Oh, a bit, but it's all

part of being on tour.

No.

No, don't.

- Shane, Shane, stop. There's cameras.

- No.

I'm just looking forward to

beating England on their home turf.

All the best, gentlemen.

Thank you so much.

Alright, where where

am I supposed to go?

Warnie! On the bus.

Oh, yeah.

Well, what about Simone?

Non-playing personnel go to Location B.

It's in the itinerary.

Well, can't we just

give her a lift to

On the team bus? No.

It's it's OK. I'll take the train.

- No, hang on she can just jump on

- Shane, move it!

- It's all good.

- Warnie! Come on.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Simone.

Come on. Come with us.

I'll call you, OK? I'll call you.

Hi!

- Simone?

- Yeah?

Toothpaste?

Yeah, it's by the near the tap.

Oh, can I borrow it?

Oh, it's a full tube.

I got it for you.

Oh, you didn't have to do that.

Hey, Jules?

Yeah?

Do you ever get nervous?

About

About tomorrow.

The game? Oh, God no.

You want them to win.

Do I?

I mean, yeah, I do.

But then they're out celebrating

for the next three days.

That's when I get nervous.

Why?

The women. Everywhere. Groupies.

Right. Shane wouldn't do that.

He wouldn't. He's he's

a really great person.

Do you mean he's a good

person or a great bloke?

What's the difference?

Oh, there's a difference, trust me.

Well, Shane's both.

Gooch, Atherton, Gatting.

Gooch, Atherton, Gatting.

The top three England batsmen.

I paced and I said the names.

Gooch, Atherton, Gatting.

I didn't sleep.

Gooch

Longest night of my life.

And then, suddenly

I'm at the bowler's

end, ball in my hand.

Mike Gatting on strike.

First ball in Test Cricket

in England for Shane Warne.

We both agreed you weren't

going to spin it too much

for the first few times.

Just land a couple. Get comfortable.

Take your time.

He's done it.

You little ripper! You b*stard!

That wasn't what we planned!

He started off with the

most beautiful delivery.

What a bloody ball!

Gatting has absolutely no

idea what has happened to it.

Still doesn't know.

The Gatting Ball.

The Ball Of The Century, they called it.

What a start for Shane Warne.

Mike Gatting, bowled Warne.

It was like I'd pulled off

this incredible magic trick.

I took eight wickets,

got Man of the Match,

and my world exploded.

There's a huge buzz

around me as it appears

the Australian team is now arriving.

Newcomer Shane Warne of

course is the man of the hour.

Oh, is it always like this? In England?

Sim! Wake up. Roll over. You're snoring.

Come on, come this way.

Shane, we'll get caught.

I'm not supposed to be in your hotel.

Well, what are they gonna do, sack me?

I don't care. I love you, Simone.

It's him!

Oh!

Yeah, it's a quiet night, OK, so

At the ripe old age of 23,

Shane Warne has now been

a match winner for Australia

against Sri Lanka, New Zealand,

the West Indies and England.

Shane Warne is the most

exciting prospect I've seen

Richie Benaud has led Australia

against some of the best.

it was absolutely brilliant.

He started off with the

most beautiful delivery.

Were you as shocked as everyone else

when you got Mike Gatting

with that first ball?

Yeah, well, I got lucky there, didn't I?

Have you got your eye

on the record books now?

Oh, no, not really.

I don't even know what the record is.

Oh, it doesn't matter if

Merv gets eight wickets

and I get one wicket, or whatever.

As long as we, you know, get the win,

it doesn't matter who gets the wickets.

Simone Callahan is the

great love in Shane's life,

apart from cricket.

What was it about Shane?

It wasn't his spin bowling you fell for.

I don't know, I just liked him.

He was a really genuine kind of person

and he was cute, yeah.

All of a sudden, I was the golden boy.

I couldn't seem to put a foot wrong.

Not just on the field

Got him!

but off it as well.

Sponsors queuing up,

TV, radio, magazines.

Oh, it was unreal.

Everywhere I went, everything I touched.

Gold.

Now, I just need to

kiss a little longer,

if that's OK with you.

- Oh, OK.

- But that was really beautiful.

Yeah. And again, the look around

- Slower.

- slower.

Pretty soon I had the

house, the Ferrari

- That's it!

- the second Ferrari.

You tell me the truth.

Who bleaches his hair?

Hairdressers.

Richie, how much pressure

is he under, out there?

He's under enormous

pressure and tension.

Everyone tells me that

for any Test cricketer,

his first love has to be cricket.

Mm.

Are you going to play

second fiddle to cricket?

No, Shane says I'm first, so

he said he'd put me before cricket,

so we'll see how long that lasts.

What he has to do is have

one of the biggest hearts

you've ever seen, and a lot of ability,

and a level head.

And from everything I've

seen of Warne so far,

those are three attributes he has,

and I wouldn't anticipate

that would change.

Remember to disguise what you're doing.

Keep 'em guessing.

Spin bowling is about deception.

Disguise, deceive, destroy.

Ah, that's gonna be my motto for life.

Yeah, well, don't make it

your motto for your whole life, OK, son?

Did you see me and Simone

set a date for the wedding?

Yeah, I saw that.

Oh, you think it's a bad idea?

- TJ.

- It's none of my business.

Seriously. What, you don't like Simone?

Course I like Simone. She's lovely.

It's just you're young.

You're away for months at a time.

Yeah, well, she knows that.

She's she understands.

There's women everywhere.

On tap, if you so desire.

Does she understand that?

Mate, Simone's beautiful.

She probably gets

hassled more than I do.

That stuff, it's not important.

To you or to her?

I just

I reckon she's the one, you know?

My dad loves her to bits.

I look at him and Mum and,

you know, they're awesome.

Dad always says, family, right,

it's the most important thing.

Every boy wants to be

his dad till he doesn't.

TJ, what does that even mean, mate?

You'll find out.

From 1993 onwards, it was non-stop.

Howzat!

200, 300 nights a year on the road.

Test matches. One day

games. 1,000 overs.

5 continents.

Hotel bed, bar, breakfast,

shampoo, rinse and repeat.

You forget what your own bed feels like.

Shane! Here! Shane!

You forget what your

own life feels like.

If you've never been to

Sri Lanka, you should go.

Oh, it's incredible.

Awesome people, beaches, elephants.

I really like elephants.

I also like gambling.

Blackjack, poker roulette.

I love that spinning wheel.

Here we go.

No more bets!

Number 14, red.

What am I looking at?

Mark Waugh, in a casino, not gambling?

Oh, I had to quit while I was behind.

Oh, tell me about it.

I just lost five grand on the roulette.

Gidday, buddy.

Ah, this is John.

I'm Shane. Nice to meet you.

Everyone knows who you are.

You're the greatest

cricketer on the planet.

Oh, I don't know about that.

Yes, you do. You say it

yourself all the time.

So, ah, how're you going?

You live around here?

Sri Lanka? No.

John bets on the cricket.

Ah, here's some advice.

If you ever get introduced

to someone with the words

'this is John, he bets on the cricket'

just run, out the door.

You go to Pakistan next.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, good bowlers.

Waqar Younis, Wasim Akram, the two W's.

OK, I'm making this up.

I don't remember what

we really talked about,

except sooner or later

You like the roulette.

Oh, I did, you know, up until tonight.

Still reeling from the loss.

That's from me, for you.

That's $5,000.

You've won me so much money

when I bet on the Aussies.

It's a little present. Take it.

Oh, I can't take that.

Come on, yes you can.

Well, you're very

generous, so thank you.

But, um nah, come on.

You gotta remember, I'm

barely 24. I was a kid.

Which is why the next day,

I met up with John again.

Now, he had the five grand in cash.

No strings attached. A gift from a fan.

That's very kind. This time I took it.

I really appreciate it.

Better pop that in there.

No more bets.

Number 28 black.

And didn't that work out well.

A few weeks later, we're in Pakistan,

four days into a Test match.

I'm sharing a room with Tim May.

Man goes to the moon, right?

No sign of life.

Hello! Wrong planet.

I mean, there's life out there,

it's just obviously not on the moon.

Warnie, what is that?

Strawberry milk. Did you want one?

Is there alcohol in it?

What, in strawberry milk?

Hi, Shane speaking.

Who's this?

Oh, good day mate.

I'm sorry?

Ah, OK.

Saleem Malik.

Pakistan Captain.

No, I know who he is,

but why is he calling you?

He's calling us. Wants us

to go meet him in his room.

10:30 at night, during a Test?

Nah.

You alright? It sounded

serious on the phone.

You know we can't lose tomorrow.

Well, I think you can.

One day left to play.

I'd say we're in control.

You don't understand. We cannot lose.

It would be devastating for the players.

Bad things would happen to them.

Are you playing mind games at this hour?

'Cause I'm actually pretty tired.

No games. I'm serious.

Maysey! Maysey, Maysey!

Warnie, what'd he say?

$200,000 US in cash.

We can have it tonight.

What?

200 grand, each, for you and me

if we bowl some trash outside off stump.

Well, I'm an off-spinner.

That's how I bowl it anyway.

I'm not joking, alright?

That is what he said.

You're saying Malik offered you a bribe?

No, he's just trying

to mess with your head.

That's what I thought at first, but

I'm pretty sure he's being serious.

What'd you say?

I said, 'Mate, we're gonna win tomorrow.

See ya.' And I left.

What are you laughing at?

It's like you're both 12.

Well, you wouldn't even come

and talk to the guy, alright?

What are we going to do?

I'm just gonna bowl how I bowl.

Except better, obviously.

Maysey, we're on day

four of a Test match,

and the opposing captain offers a bribe?

I mean, I don't know about you,

that has never happened to me before.

Ever.

Straight away, we call

Tubs Taylor, our captain,

and we told our coach, Bob Simpson.

Unless, of course, we didn't.

There are so many

versions of this story.

Who knew what and when?

Nobody seems to agree,

except Mark Waugh,

Junior as we called him.

A few weeks later, he

says Malik approached him.

How was your night?

Same kind of deal.

200 grand US, in cash, to play badly.

Next day, Junior hit 121 runs.

Bang! There's your answer, Saleem.

Driven well. Does it

carry to the boundary?

It does. Nice looking

stroke by Mark Waugh.

But we lost the match.

We were gutted, especially Junior.

We should have just taken the bribes.

You heard about this

Mark Waugh business?

The news went up the food chain,

all the way to some bigwigs

at the Australian Cricket Board,

which is where it stopped dead,

until a month later

when a Fairfax journo broke the story.

I think this colour.

Yellow?

Pear, like the fruit.

Well, it's looks

yellow. It's like vomit.

Oh, I like it if you like it.

Hey, look who it is.

That's Saleem Malik.

He's the one who offered me the bribe.

Oh, yeah, did you take it?

Could use it for the reno.

Painters will be here tomorrow morning.

Yeah, yeah, go with what you want.

You tell 'em. Go the yellow vomit.

The pear. Yeah, I

I I love the pear.

- Mm.

- It's good.

Oh, I hate people who cheat.

Me too.

Saleem Malik was

eventually banned for life,

but not before my own integrity

was called into question.

And bit by bit, my world

began to go pear-coloured.

Now, Shane, we've had a

journalist asking questions.

Alan Crompton,

Chairman of the

Australian Cricket Board.

It's about a Sri Lankan

bookmaker, talking to players.

Well, I don't know any

Sri Lankan bookmakers.

Yeah, you do. John.

John? Your mate John?

Yeah, he's a bookmaker.

He bets on cricket.

I didn't know John was Sri Lankan.

I think he's actually Indian.

- You spoke to him?

- Yeah.

Has he ever given you money?

Oh, last year he gave me

five grand at the casino.

Why? What's this about?

Well, Mark had an arrangement with him.

I had a few chats with

him about the weather,

state of the pitch.

Just general stuff.

In exchange for money?

Well, it was just general chat.

We spoke ten times.

How many times did you talk to him?

Just the once.

Twice.

Oh, three times at the most,

but I think he just called to

say Happy Christmas at one point.

Well, we we talked.

Um, you know, like Junior said, pitch.

Weather. Nothing important.

Jesus wept.

Do do you see how any of this looks?

Both of you made bribery accusations

against the Pakistan captain!

Hang on, what's that

got to do with this?

It's completely different.

- Is it?

- Yeah. Ah, it is.

You don't think John the

Bookmaker and Saleem Malik

were maybe, possibly,

working with the same people?

Softening you up with small gifts

so you'd say yes to a bigger bribe?

Hey, I never took any bribe. Ever.

Yeah, me neither.

We're about to tour the West Indies.

For the first time in 20 years,

we've got a chance of beating them

on their home turf!

- Yeah, I reckon we will.

- Yeah.

Without you in the team? Either of you?

Well, hold on!

Hey, I haven't done anything wrong here.

- You took money from a bookmaker!

- Oh, it was a gift.

Oh, gift or no gift, it looks off!

If a reporter decides to run with it

Hang on, I thought you said that

the genie's out of the bottle.

So, we stuff it back in.

Now, you do not talk to a soul.

Not a word.

Suits me.

Alright. We good?

No, Shane, sit back down.

Love what you've done with the house.

Looks gorgeous.

Oh, thank you. Yeah,

we're getting there.

It's beautiful, Simone.

It is a lot of house

for just the two of you.

Oh, what do you reckon, we

should get some flatmates, do ya?

Hey, look at this.

Hugh Grant got busted.

I saw it this morning. Liz

Hurley is standing by her man.

Oh, my God, why? I would

be out the door so fast.

I would not cheat on Liz Hurley.

Or anyone, I hope.

Actually, you probably would, Shane.

Vice Squad detectives say

at 2am on Sunset Boulevard

Oh, I mean hypothetically

Dad, did you see the wall colour

in the office on the way in?

It's pear.

Looks yellow.

What happened with your little problem?

You know, the business

with the bookmaker.

Shh!

No-one's supposed to know about that.

Jason told me.

Here. That's sharper.

I got fined, right? $8,000.

Mark Waugh copped ten. Ten grand.

What, for just talking to some

random bloke about weather?

Come on, that's ridiculous.

Well, at least they kept it

quiet. It's been months now.

Not a word.

Well, they understand.

Shane made an honest mistake.

Just a few months later

Simone and I got married.

We'd had to postpone it a

couple of times for cricket,

but we got there.

Would I do it again? Hell, yes.

We had three amazing kids.

Being away on tour, missing

the birth of your child,

it's just the worst.

Well, actually, no.

There is one thing worse than that.

Ah, Simone

Give me a West Indian

fast bowler any day.

For the '96 World Cup,

I was back in Pakistan,

the home of Saleem Malik.

What's going on, Shane?

Shoulder?

It's my spin finger.

The veins are swelling

right through to the knuckle.

It's k*lling me.

Plus my shoulder.

I feel like it's coming apart.

What am I supposed to do?

You know a good surgeon?

Seriously, TJ. I can't take time out.

You might have to.

I just kept bowling.

Bowling through '96, '97.

I had fractures, pulls,

sprains, the finger surgery.

I kept bowling.

I had a shoulder joint disintegrating.

Let's pack it in.

I played through 1998 when my

old friend, Sachin Tendulkar,

happily smashed me round the park again.

A another, beautiful

stroke from Tendulkar!

Finally, I flew home.

It's OK. It's going to be OK.

Complete rebuild of my shoulder.

Four screws to keep it in place.

And that's when I got the call.

Hello? Australian Cricket Board.

The new CEO, Malcolm Speed.

There's been a journalist asking

questions, about a bookmaker.

What is this, Groundhog Day?

That was four years ago.

I need to know the full story, Shane.

There is no story. Nothing happened.

Well, clearly something did.

Yeah, and it was dealt with at the time.

The thing is, Shane, if the story's

now going to be published, I

think we should beat them to it.

Release a statement of our own.

Well, now you get the

impression sometimes

that Shane Warne and

trouble are a double act.

Our greatest spin bowler is

back in the headlines again

for all the wrong reasons.

During the course of the

1994 tour of Sri Lanka,

I was approached by a man who asked

me to provide routine information

before Australia's one

day matches on that tour.

He asked me general questions

on what the Australian side

expected from the pitch

and weather conditions,

but at no stage did I discuss

About tactics or selections.

As the Captain of Victoria and

a senior Australian cricketer,

I regularly provide much

more detailed information

to the media before any match I play.

In return for speaking to

me on a handful of occasions,

he offered me $6,000, which I accepted.

He gave me $5,000 and in return,

he spoke to me on several occasions.

Even while this matter has

not been made public until now,

I realise and fully accept

that my actions were naive and stupid.

I've had no contact

with the bookmaker since,

and am very disappointed

and sorry for my actions.

I've always strived to do

the best I can for my country

and I think that the way I've

played and conducted myself

on-field shows that I'm a

cricketer with integrity,

who has never given

anything but his best.

I deeply regret this

action off the field.

I must emphasise that

I've never been involved

in any match fixing or bribery

in any cricket matches

at any stage of my career.

Shane. Shane!

In one of the biggest scandals

to hit Australian cricket,

Shane Warne and Mark Waugh

have publicly admitted

taking money from a bookmaker

during a tour of Sri Lanka in 1994.

Both denied match fixing

No questions allowed?

Mm.

Cricket Board's idea. To

protect us, supposedly.

It was four years

ago, and I paid a fine.

Everyone knows you

wouldn't risk your career,

not for that.

Hey, people will understand, Shane.

The next day, the press went nuts.

It's been revealed that the

world's greatest spin bowler

People understood, alright.

That I was the worst person ever.

The issue so serious,

even the Prime Minister

wanted to comment.

Australians love their

cricket and anything that

looks as though it's

knocking cricket off its pedal

is something that does

deeply disturb Australians.

I realise, I was very naive and stupid.

So, that's right.

We're back to where we started.

Oh!

Me and my g*dd*mn shoulder.

Oh, and Steve Waugh.

A complete rebuild of your shoulder,

you can't expect to just jump

straight back in after that.

Sorry, Shane, I'm calling it.

You're not on the team.

I felt betrayed. Angry.

I stayed that way, even when

I was recalled to the team

for the '99 World Cup.

Australia must win two of

its remaining pool matches

to make the next round

of cricket's World Cup,

after New Zealand proved yet

again to be our sporting nemesis.

I was sick of living in

public. I was sick of it all.

I made up my mind to quit.

- You alright?

- Yeah, good.

And then, like it does in my

life, the weirdest thing happened.

Shane?

Can we talk?

About what?

What do you reckon?

Alright.

I talked a lot. More

than two f*cking weeks

I cursed.

I cried.

I talk to my wife, right?

Simone, she's under that

much, but I don't see it.

I get no support. I go home!

You're Australian Captain.

You are the Captain of this team, mate.

I quit. What am I supposed to do?

Half a dozen times.

You think I don't hear that?

I know. I see it.

Steve Waugh listened.

But if you walk away now, having lost?

You're a lot of things,

Warnie, but never a loser.

And the press, the TV

crews, they all buzz around

because you're the guy.

You're the one everyone wants to see.

Shane Warne.

I know, right?

Just when you think you hate someone.

For the record, we didn't fall in love,

but we won the World Cup.

It's not often that Australia

can sit back and claim

a World Cup in sport,

but our cricketers did it overnight.

They were too good with the

ball, too good with the bat

and too tough overall for Pakistan.

And with the hard work over, it's

now time for the boys to party.

In 2002, I did something

I'd done a thousand times,

dived to stop a ball.

Oh, hello, there's a problem out there,

and Warne has gone down on his shoulder.

Yep. That shoulder.

They'd rebuilt it once already.

An absolute tragedy

for Australian cricket.

That's a sad sight.

The best bowler in world cricket.

I went back under the knife.

Oh, sweetheart. Hey.

Simone.

- Oh! You're so hot.

- Oh, hi.

This is Dr McDoctor Face.

- Yeah.

- Dr Hoy.

- Yeah.

- We've met. Hi.

Errol!

You physio-sexual.

Yeah, we've given him

something for the pain.

Oh, no, never would have guessed.

And the shoulder?

I'm scared to ask.

Will he play in the World Cup?

Well, that's a million-dollar question.

That's not really what I was asking.

We'll get him there. Five weeks.

I'll get you fit and

strong, buddy, I promise.

Well, if anyone can do it, it's Shane.

In much of the English

speaking world right now,

there's just one topic of

conversation about Australia.

It's whether Shane Warne can

recover from shoulder surgery

and resume his brilliant career.

Three pushes. Pushing. That's good.

I had five weeks to

get from total breakdown

to World Cup form.

Oh, brutal.

That's good. I know it hurts. I

know you don't like me, alright.

Errol, the physio,

went all-out to get me back into shape,

a massive job for an injury like this.

So, I did what anyone would do.

I popped a bunch of steroids

and sped up the recovery.

Stop. Stop. I'm kidding.

I'm I'm kidding.

Do you think I'm nuts?

We get drug tested.

Nuh.

I did it the old school way.

You can sit up, mate.

Knock-knock! It's only me.

- How's the patient?

- Oh, yeah, it's getting there.

Thanks Errol.

See you this arvo for round two.

Yeah.

You don't look so crash hot.

Yeah, well, I'm having a bit of

a rough time at the moment, Mum.

You look puffy in the

face. Are you overweight?

Well, I can't exactly run

or swim at the moment

You should do something

about your looks.

I just said, I can't run.

So, take a pill.

The Cricket World Cup gets under

way in Johannesburg, South Africa,

in less than 24 hours.

The covers are coming off the

pitch and in headline news,

Shane Warne has been

declared fit to play.

Five weeks of hell and I

made it to the World Cup.

I was seriously proud of myself.

- Hello?

- It's on the list.

- I took a pill

- Shane, hey.

- It's on the list, Sim.

- Sweetheart, take a breath.

Slow down.

It's on the banned substance list.

- I didn't know. The list, Sim.

- What are you talking about?

I've failed a drug test.

It's it's the end of my career.