Zombie Farm, The (2009)

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money, jobs, love?

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I arrived and the door was broken.

Everything was a mess,
and there was blood all over the place.

Did you notice if there was
anything missing?

No, nothing. Just the mess
and blood all over the place!

Lafayette has been shocked by
the disappearance of Roque El Santero.

As we wait for authorities
to investigate this mysterious event,

several people are crying for
the loss of their spiritual guide.

What are you doing there,
sitting like an as*h*le?

Come to the table!

On top of him not paying me my rent,
he brings his women to eat for free?

Did you notice if
there was anything missing?

No, nothing. Just the mess
and blood all over the place!

These are pictures of the two
missing persons in this case.

Besides the popular
Roque El Santero,

one of his clients was
also involved in the incident.

Her name is Ana Maria González.
If anyone has any information about...

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