Seems to be some kind of viruses that
affect the population est ...
A policeman seeks to quarantine
the VTime bites.
L was difficult anyway.
It is advised that remove
the head of VTime.
This in itself's a possibility
somewhat terrifying.
- And, Ash?
- Hi, man.
What was the name of that blonde
who lived near the park?
A tasty.
- Hmmm .. Shelly!
- Seems to be that.
But what name?
- Shelly Matthews.
- Matthews. Found!
- I liked it. It was cool.
- Yes, she was ...
- She has a sister?
- Yeah, man, but ...
Shelly, Morgan here.
S wanted to leave a message.
- No I know what you're up to ...
- What does he want?
- It horrvel.
- What's wrong with her?
- Head, face, ears.
Ah, I see what the problem.
What do you enjoy? I'm pretty quiet.
"Tranquil as a Sunday morning"
This music really good.
Call me back, onmero
I hope we meet soon. Bye.
Ash, remember that time we went
to Hamilton for your birthday?
What is the name of that girl
you met at the spa bath?
Julie.
- Julie. I saw her yesterday on the street.
- How cool! As she's?
Horrvel.
The whole skin was peeling
and hair all falling.
- But the body was fantastic.
- Oh, man, was good?
You go into it, no?
Would use their skills?
And the? Going to work.
- Ash, what's for lunch today?
- Nothing, just the canned.
We have potatoes.
And that his answer to everything?
Potatoes and beer?
No, the beer is over.
But we have enough usque.
Potatoes with flavor.
Let's take a run at
the supermarket ...
to stretch their legs.
Stretch your legs and what
to go running at l?
In fact, exercise
can do you good.
S if you go straight to l and return straight home.
No deviations from this time.
No deviations.
Except the parade
at the store CDs.
No! Direct to l.
Straight home.
Or then, I'm not going.
Ok! Come over to l
and straight home!
With a quick stop
in the store CDs.
- Beauty! Let l!
- Go!
Sure, s pass my bookmark.
- Man, s bend the tip of the leaf.
- No!
In the bend! I never fao it!
This a book that my mother gave me.
Cute. hardcover.
Ok, I'll give you a marker.
Here a marker!
Put this f*cking book!
Come on!
Hi, I'm Morgan.
This here? My thick.
I have done.
In fact, I bought it. In store.
Lie.
I stole.'s What i do, I'm hard.
- Guys, need to pee.
- Okay, you can go.
- Look upon l!
- It's probably a zombie!
a girl!
, Looks good. Right.
Wait! Let's hope the Morgan!
- Very good.
- What are doing?
Johnny.
Party time!
We l.
Whether a water, mate?
Hey, you okay?
Hey.
Okay?
Put him in!
Die!
Hey, Ash. Where are the Johnny?
Ash, come on!
Oops, sorry.
Sorry.
Hey!
Let l!
Hey, look s!
My girlfriend worked here.
Cool! Guys, help me here.
What you're looking for?
- You said straight home!
- I want to see if you have
the new albm of Frank Woo.
- They young to have.
- You knew that was thrown
to three months?
- Do you Ret*rded?
- Qu?
They probably esto dead, even though
they were in and find time
during the end of the world to finish the album,
who would come here to stock the shelves?
Yes, it makes sense.
Smart ...
Believe in it.
Beauty.
Still ... Looking in the woods.
You're crazy?
Will awaken the entire
neighborhood!
Right! Time music!
- What are doing? We have to go back!
- Ash, relax. Look in the woods.
But I said ...
- What do you think?
- Tina Abbotin. She hot!
Absolutely!
- It has a very good bagulhos here.
- I used to always buy here.
- You found your album of Frank Woo?
- No, but I found it.
- This is pure gold.
- What?
"Malhao bikini"
Let l! Man, what you have to?
See s.
Who cares if he can really play?
Onde est?
This no.
Guys, I look at the stock!
my girlfriend!
Guys, my girlfriend.
Guys, come on!
Johnny, I tir-la!
Now!
Sorry, honey.
Frank Woo! Frank Woo!
Frank Woo!
Malhao.
I hope you have enough
squats on it, man.
, The squats are good for you.
I mean girls. In'm g*y like you.
- Very funny.
- Squat down, arms out.
Hold this position. Feel burn.
These are great probably too much for you.
Let me peg them, Sandy.
Now, if you're a guy can use some kind of weight.
For girls ...
the weight of your hands be enough
to place this here, I think.
Okay, let's do some more now.
I could be like one of those
guys if I wanted.
In'd like to have guys like
you watching me, but ...
stare at girls? Would work more and earn less.
Understand?
Earn less than what?
Acting? And you work?
You know that I worked.
In every day, but ...
How many actors work every day?
Good work even s few days.
Because I'm good at acting.
what i do.
You think Tom Cruise worked
I'm sure that he worked
more than one.
At least I walk in all neat
and tidy in a suit and tie
bankrolling OSRIO, numerals, and
putting data on the computer.
Can be ...
Like most of my new job now.
- Need more girls there, no?
- Tell me about it.
We should spend the New Year in "Nelson".'s
Always girls at that time of year.
Yes, let's get out of cold!
Then you can catch the
ferry at Wellington
and go to g*y bars!
Ash, the g*y bars!
In touch me.
Now, let's get with a
movement that I made
behind five years ago,
called "Step and clap.
probably the most effective
way to lose fat butt,
bceps increase and maintain the
abdominal muscles in motion.
Est ready, Sandy?
Let's work.
Watch with attention.
This is hard.
Sorry, mate.
The store closed est.
- sh*t, that was high!
- Hey, look up!
What your mother say?
Sorry.
All right, mate.
Come on, give me an mo.
God, how heavy.
In giving to imagine
he's looking for.
- That Mr. King, no?
- Yes, poor fellow.
But it was an idiot.
Johnny!
- John, lunch.
- Yes, lunch. Oua this.
Johnny! Looks good.
- Gostou?
- Yes, tima.
your turn to make lunch.
- I'm always me who fao.
- I'll do. I am preparing.
FIGHT JOHNNY.
- Johnny, you told us that the fighting!
- You were good.
- O qu? Hey, turn it off!
- Now that est getting
good, man?
- We see this in slow cmera.
- Rewind!
- What the hell was trying to do?
- It seems a helicptero human.
It's called "The Berserker", if done
correctly impossible to defend.
- From you or adversrio?
- Very funny.
- What was your score, Johnny?
- 0-2. The two by knockout.
It was good.
If continued training, today
would be champion for sure.
a pity that the girls can fight,
sine could end up with Ash.
- Why do I have to stick in the middle?
- Why do not you the girl group.
- But qu?
- J saw how he dresses
so g*y date?
We are dressed to go to a battle,
not for a costume party.
And we'll l ...
J told you, we have to
cover the entire body,
vo contrrio case they
can bite the skin.
- This common sense!
- And the transition to "Asherina"
est complete.
- Ah, to see if dancing.
- Oh, come sRIO, man.
I'll get a beer.
- Want one?
- Yes, thank you.
- Man, this place a t Tdio.
- I know, but what can we do?
- Let's change the house.
- Okay
- Ash, let's change the house!
- Ok!
Let's take the car.
Beleza! Flawless.
S Look at that church.
What is going on is there?
There may be some there.
Girls may have l.
It has a very strong structure.
Esto insurance l, I'm sure.
We need to find a
way to stay home.
Wha? Let's take a look.
- Where are not going?
- Let's see l inside.
As we have time for this!
I had plans.
La Dish head tonight.
- They esto back, d to pass.
- Okay that point.
- Ready?
- Yes, we.
Morgan will jump here
and you go after.
Go!
Crap!
Crap!
Morgan, Basto!
Ash, come on!
L Vocsvo see what I see there.
Crap.
Are trying to k*ll me? No!
Hold on!
Hey, my name Morgan.
- He was bitten.
- O qu?
- In his arm. You already was, friend.
- He was the same?
No, no it was. It?
In I remember being bitten.
No, no. I think no.
- Can be a simple cut.
- Get away, Ash.
Let me take care of it.
Wha? No!
You do not know if he
was bitten or not.
Let me take care of your friend.
Better safe than sorry.
Probably is.
It may have happened earlier,
when I left the van.
- But no one will find in the father.
- No, really. Or is it found?
Notorpido, Father.
- Dad? Father?
- Molequinho!
Father, you've been bitten, you become a zombie.
What do we do?
Shut up!
Listen, I do not have much time,
then I have to tell you that.
And I should have said as
much estvamos together.
J said many times its me,
but never told you.
I think you the best
scientist j known.
In the face!
In the face! Ash, get up!
Take it with you.
Keep on with your life.
You're the future of the
world in his hands.
I would go with you but ...
no can.
- Dad?
- Yes?
Hands off!
Leave her alone, her
horrible zombie!
Molequinho! The syringe!
Hey.
- Let's get out of here.
- Get up.
Come on. Let l.
Here.
- Let me help you.
- Let me help you.
Let me help you.
Too too much!
sh*t, come to the car!
Fast!
- Come on, he is coming!
- We will have to push.
You drive.
Come! Come!
- Slow down!
- You idiot! No believe it!
- The one purpose, my name is Ash.
- And I Morgan.
What is your name?
Is the idea just now we've
got to come back.
Why she's driving?
Nobody drives my car!
- Exit!
- D keys Me!
Settle down.
- What is your name?
- Stef.
- Nice to meet you, Stef.
- The one purpose,
my name is Ash.
- I'm Johnny, and?
- Where you need to go?
- We need to come back.
- Back to l?
- No, the lab at the hospital.
- Por qu? No understand.
We were carrying a blood
sample to the airport.
We tried to get at the Stewart Island, which
has scientists working on a cure.
A cure? I have a cure.
It's called Karat!
No, a cure for truth, to go
save them, bring them back.
- Bring them back? To be human?
- Yes, possible.
Nonsense! Sorry ...
Look, if the want to help all right,
only that I will leave it alone.
Get you! This my car!
Wait! We'll help you.
- Okay, guys?
- Yes, yes, certainly.
We need to take the sample
to the lab, right?
In the sample in the laboratory est,
but amquina extra for it yes.
We need to take a sample
of their blood.
Their blood?
Them?
Of those who are trying
to bite us?
- She crazy, damn it!
- There are people
counting on us.
Let me get this straight, ok?
You want we take up at
the hospital, right?
Where there are dozens,
possibly hundreds,
and will get one of them voluntarily
donate a blood sample
then we all jump into an airplane
to go to Stewart Island
where his scientific friends fabricari a
cure all that far back to normal, right?
'm Not making this up!
T good, I can use what she's wearing?
Because that's good!
Wait.
- I'll do. I am inside.
- Do wha?
- What you just said!
- Do not believe it!
I'm also in!
We would be saving
the world, right?
And yet vocs ... call me crazy.
Johnny, buddy.
Vo have many zombies to k*ll.
T good, not good, I'm inside.
But I have to drive, right?
I horn, but she left.
What can you do?
CENTER FOR STUDY OF
VIRAL New Zealand.
Here we are.
But am not seeing any zombie.
We have to get to the third
floor for that entry there.
Ok, seems easy.
- Vocs has a g*n at me?
- For you?
Vocsno think will at l without
a g*n this time, do you think?
Well .. let's see what we have.
This here the right
size for you.
- Then, no firearms?
- Firearms?
Then you lost the shootout
in the city center?
- It was wild.
- It was huge!
A massive g*n battle between them itself.
And we estvamos at
a disadvantage.
- It took six days straight.
- I could hear from my house.
In the end no one was left alive and
not b*ll*ts, to the years of cho.
Why the firearms so useless.
The thick is more my style.
She tima, no?
She fearlessly.
Run!
Come!
Let's climb the ladder!
I think we found our
sample of blood.
There.
Put it on the table.
Good At that good.
No est to bad.
- No begin to have ideas.
- S'm saying.
This may take several hours.
Vocs want to rest?
- Let's switch to monitor the aisle?
- I'll go first.
Okay, Ash.
Johnny and I go to sleep a
little in the next room.
- And you?
- I'm fine.
Call us if anything
happens, okay?
- We'll be fine.
- You do not, idiot.
Then, est in the city
six months ago?
H one.
When it happened we
flew to the field.
But we had to return because
of better equipment.
- They were two vocs s?
- No, my father, my
friend and me.
But kept in touch
with many others.
And vocs three?
Good .. what can I say?
Morgan and I locked ourselves
in the first ms.
Just close the curtains and we
expect everything to be fine.
Once we get that look for food.
Thus we find Johnny.
He was on a roof.
He was with his guitar and singing loudly.
It was pretty weird.
... He really crazy.
That.
We have gone from
meek to tame ...
playing video games,
watching movies.
In a strange way it's been fun.
I was an accountant ...
then, whatever I get faa good.
Alm's got more tan.
- Can you give me a hand to hold it?
- Ok
May I ask why are we doing this?
We need to take the blood directly
from ventrculo left.
where is more contaminated.
And I thought that I was
doing it for several.
- This should be enough.
- We tailor it or leave
it wide open like that?
- You okay?
- Yes, I am.
s a scratch, do not worry me.
- But you're horrvel!
- S a scratch ...
J ended?
- J done?
- Yes
Then ...
what are the chances two of us
go out to eat after that?
- I could go watch the door?
- Yes, okay.
I'll be on guard.
Looking.
- Then, you pilot airplanes?
- Yes
Prune trips romantics.
Picnic, fondue ma ...
- Do you care? I'm trying to work.
- Sim.
- What?
- You did not answer
my question.
What question?
For travel! No need to go to aircraft, we can go ap ...
I have a car.
- And why would I?
- You a beautiful and
intelligent woman ...
and I am a charming and polite man.
I paid at.
tima an offer, but
I have to pass.
If you prefer we can split the bill.
No problem.
No, I do not want s dating
algumto egocntrico.
Egocntrico? Wha?
S thinks of himself.
J noticed what has happened
during those 6 months?
If I prove to you that I am in egocntrico
you leave me, right?
- Closed.
- At the turn of Johnny watch?
- I can be generous, you'll see.
- Johnny, your turn to watch!
No, no! Wait! Estvamos us know!
Johnny arrived.
Thank you, Johnny.
time to give a rest to Morgan.
Thanks, I was getting
a little tired.
My arms need a Descan.
I take a nap.
I'll be here next door in
case of any need me.
- And then how are you going?
- For anything. s call me.
- Hey, est agreed, bro?
- Yes
- Man, she of the DIFC.
- Who? Stef?
- It was cool, no?
- ...
It will be difficult but I think I can conquer it.
It to hot.
. Maybe.
- You do not you think?
- I think you could.
I also think.
- What are doing? Bal?
- No Bal, a movement
of struggle.
- In the fight? And it works
- still no.
But it will.
- What kind of music you enjoy it?
- I no ...
Hold on. Look at this here. OAU.
Also in the contract but we have
enough hits to get one for us.
Then all that bid undead
affected in the band?
I am the single surviving member.
But j saw "The Doors"
and "Nirvana"?
These bands have sold more albums
dead than when they were alive.
I think it will be in a great
hindrance, actually.
I should be more ...
Crap!
What est going on?
We are without light.
How do we leave?
Doors vo all be locked.
As we leave the sample
still is not ready.
Wha?
Need more time on the machine.
Damn the sample on leave
here will be dead!
If we in the sample will
be dead anyway!
But we have the power
electrical outlet!
It has a generator in the basement.
Some have linked it to go.
- How much longer need the machine?
- 5, 10 minutes, maybe.
- Haver dozens of them!
- Wait. Calm down.
Ok, wait.
Ash and I will l turn
down the generator.
Johnny gets the Stef.
See you in the car 10 minutes
after the light is turned on.
- Are you sure?
- I. I need this thick.
Take it.
You will need to turn
the generator.
Come on!
S another floor.
Crap!
Ash, get on down!
Come! Fast!
Find the generator, hurry!
Find the generator! Easy!
Hurry!
Ash, I thought!
Yes!
Morgan! Hurry up, come on!
Call me?
- How long?
- Six minutes.
Rock 'n Roll.
- Did you find anything?
- No. Nothing.
- And you?
- No.
Seems to be the only
entry and sada.
- What is the plan?
- No we have food ...
have the water, s has a sada.
And I think that in
going out to early.
Then ... do not know.
- You?
- Yes, thank you.
- We are trapped in a pore.
- If my father could
see me now ...
would be proud.
Still ... could be worse.
What do you mean?
- You want?
- Thank you.
We live more than most
of our friends.
, This is true.
Think of all the hot babes that
we had the pleasure of staying.
Most of the men had not half.
We got on well.
You did well.
What's talking?
You got Several hot girls.
Most were ugly, pie-faced mixed,
but they were good.
I had some yes, but they
were lovers ...
- No cases were of a night.
- What do you mean?
- You do not have respect for women.
- I do not have respect for?
I treat them like ladies.
If by "ladies" you mean
"rubbish", for sure.
What's talking? I've never done anything bad to them.
I love them.
Tell me one girl that you
really took interest.
And in a hurry.
What's your point?
Teresa Stanley.
- Who that?
- From our basketball team.
I liked her very much and
hoped to stay with her.
But you came and stayed with her for one night.
And treated like dirt.
Then it?
You're angry because I got it and
you do not have the courage ...
No, no it!
because you treat
women like dirt!
And you're doing this with Stef.
- Who?
- Stef.
- The girl who over est l.
- Ah, now I understand.
- Voc est order of Stef.
- Get up!
Por qu?
Because you do not want to
beat est while seated.
What the hell est saying?
Walls sero turned red by
the blood of the undead.
E l they come.
You like it, no? Want more?
Enough is enough!
No to hard now, Ash?
Get out! His q*eer! Get off me!
Dude, stop it!
- No, damn it! Pra! Olha s!
- What?
Up!
Wait, skiing it!
- There is another way out of here?
- The stairs behind us!
Here stinks too.
thymus, now I have to go
through your vmito also!
f*ck you, Ash!
- Let's get this over with!
- "Let's get this over with."
When this is over, I think we should
follow different paths.
- For me is thymus.
- Shut up!
- Wait a minute.
- What?
Man, I'm sorry.
S I'm a little stressed out, ok?
SRIO I have something
to tell you, brother.
- O qu?
- If you want to overcome it ...
Here's something I want to give.
When will you grow?
As we are in school.
What happened to vocs two?
You're stinking horror.
- The Ash sh*t in pants.
- It was her mother.
Good answer ... idiot ...
- ... 28, 29
- Must be at least 30 of them.
What we do ...
Where are the Johnny?
- What did I miss?
- I'm glad you achieved.
We are going to run around the
park and back to the car.
- That is your plan?
- A stupid plan.
- Has a better, son of mame?
- I can be a decoy.
What if I have?
As I make plans, your Majesty?
- Princess, shut up.
- I said that I can be a decoy!
Johnny, thank you.
But I think we will have more chance
if we are all together.
Think? Vocs three, yes.
I do, man.
J was for me.
What can you do ...
Noh sense be talking to
a dead man, right?
Thymus was to meet you.
Promise me you will deliver
it to the right people.
Est full of value judgments canes, man.
We send well.
I promise.
Ash, make sure it arrives at
the Stewart Island, ok?
Squeeze here, man.
- Pal.
- Mano.
Take care of the car.
Put a little oil.
Fill the tires, esto empty.
Take care of him.
My baby. In ski keys.
I'll take good care of it.
Well, I guess so.
It was too much.
I better ...
go take care of our little
friends there.
- Rock 'n Roll!
- Rock' n Roll!
Hey, classmates zombies!
We get it.
Let l, their bums, come on!
Come!
Go! Go!
We have to be fast.
I'll supply. Ash, you watch.
- Let him sleep, I watch over.
- Okay, but let's do it fast.
Stef, you could take the oil?
Some specialized in ...
- You okay?
- I can take care of myself.
Sure, s were asking.
You do not to hard.
- O que est going on?
- Dude, help me to
stop the bleeding!
- We stopped to refuel.
- It was stupid!
That one bite? A bite?
- Excuse me
- I think it stopped.
Wait. Slowly. Stop.
- Pra, damn!
- Ok!
- Why are we stopping?
- You have been bite.
We have to take care of it.
I'll do it later.
We can go, please?
Morgan, we have to take
care of it now.
You deaf?
"I said take care of it later!
No chance to walk with someone who
was bitten in the car, period.
- And who will fly the aircraft, idiot?
- No I think we fly today.
Then it?
You will simply give up?
You will return to their televisions
video games ...
In this.
Only have a choice.
As we fly, we have food in here.
- I can fly.
- Speech sRIO!
Serious.
S I'm going to be here in
about an hour, right?
- Yes, and?
- The vo at the island
takes 40 minutes.
We can take the airplanes, take the sample at
the island and deal with me when we landed.
No, no like it.
- How much time at the airport?
- 5 minutes.
No way!
If she becomes while we were
in the air, we're f*cked.
But we are screwed
together, right?
Ash? Comrade?
- OK
- Okay
- Stef?
- The idea was mine, of
course I accepted.
Good Let l!
Brains ...
What we have here?
Flawless!
New take for alcanar, vocs tero to
take off the fastest possible
case contrrio have some
extra passengers.
Prepare the airplanes.
That path has to leave
so we can take off.
- I resolve this, prepare the airplanes.
- Okay Good luck.
- No going without you.
- Hey, me neither.
Ash, take another rope!
And now?
Open the door.
Almost ready to go.
Tag!
Crap. Gotta get out of here.
Hey, its clunkier!
I'm here!
- What is he doing?
- Take off!
- Ele est sending us off.
- Wait!
He crazy! On leave without it!
If we go in now, we will never go
and things have been in vain.
- But I promised him!
- No we have a choice.
What doing?
This sample more important
than any one of us.
Now, let go of my hand.
Holy sh*t, he managed to escape!
V slower!
Morgan!
Ready to take off.
- No I believe you did it!
- We think that you were dead.
And I also!
- How are the fuel?
- Should be enough to get l!
Then we sit back and
enjoy the journey.
Look, the Stewart Island!
Holy sh*t! Morgan!
Morgan, wake up!
- It has become!
- Get the stick!
Wait! I have a plan.
I told you I could be generous!
Sounds like fun.
I hope she'll be alright!
- No to difficult.
I at getting used to.
-, Man. You're doing great!
And bet you can land this thing!
As to be difficult, no?
s you put the two wheels slightly on the floor.
At even the third.
No, no I land!
We fly at the island
and play parachute.
- Parachute?
- Yes!
Can you give me mine?
I want to wear it soon.
Why we landed in?
The avion ours, do not want to spoil
it sine will have problems.
What's talking? The owners have the l, for sure.
Let's just jump.
- About the parachute, I ...
- What?
- No left none!
- O qu?
I gave ltimo to Stef!
You gave our single parachute
to a zombie?!
- Yes I think so!
- Oh My God! You idiot!
- No saw you concocting a better plan!
- I told you just jog it out!
Ah ...
But it will be the problem because
you can land the airplanes!
- I can land on the airplanes!
- You can!
I saw playing those games playstation airplanes!
You was very good!
- No! But it was just a game!
- The same thing!
s put the wheels on the floor!
I know you can do it!
Ash, I believe in you!
Ok
Ok!
I control inclinaoea
spin with the stick.
- The walk control swivel!
- Thymus, swivel!
All you have to do and places to
lower it slowly on the floor.
- I knew I could do! Only faa!
- You can take my helmet?
Helmet? Ok!
Toma.
- And my elbow!
- Elbow! Ok!
- And the gloves! They esto there!
- Here esto gloves.
Thank you.
This may be a little instvel.
- I knew it was a pssima idea!
- No, I'm getting!
- We are running out of track!
- I know!
We will die!
- Where are all?
- Ol?
Morgan!
Help!
In come at the Stewart Island.
I repeat.
As will Stewart Island.
The island has been compromised.
Morgan, I'm with the sample!
I can save you!
By!
Come on Come on!
- Me neither.
- No, faa another ...
Hey ...
That is! You got it.
I think you the most
fabulous scientist.
I have this ...
Est in me now, but tomorrow
I'll give you.
Yes! Yes!
- Come on!
- My mother gave me this book!
serious.
You know what your
mother gave me?
I stole. Man, I'm so hot.
Ok
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