01x03 - Episode 3

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This programme

contains some strong language

19 celebrities arrived to play

the ultimate m*rder mystery

These dastardly Traitors,

we've got to find them.

..all in the hope of winning up to

£100,000 for their chosen charity.

Oh!

Three Traitors were chosen

THEY LAUGH

..before they were given

a deadly task.

"Tonight you must m*rder

in plain sight."

"Rub your hands with

the poison pollen"

"..and touch the face of the

Faithful you want to m*rder."

You've got a bit of hair

in your face. Oh, thanks.

I feel awful.

And as the k*lling season began

SHOCKED GASPS

That is flabbergasting!

..suspicions continued to grow.

Tameka, I sensed a real change

in your behaviour.

The overreaction wasn't to the word

"Traitor" from you,

it was to the word "Faithful".

At the Round Table,

before and after,

you had an impeccable poker face.

But who will be the first to

be banished at the Round Table?

I voted for Kate.

Kate. Niko.

Niko, I've wrote your name down.

This is The Celebrity Traitors.

♪ I'm seeing red

♪ Nothing can stop me now ♪

So, a vote count.

Three for Kate, three for Niko,

two for Tameka, one for Tom.

Stephen, who do you believe

is a Traitor and why?

HE SIGHS

I've written down your name, Niko.

With very little conviction

and very little evidence.

I would have had

even less conviction

writing anybody else's name down.

That's the best I can do for you

and I'm very sorry.

Joe Wilkinson.

I put you, Tom.

That's only cos I thought

you'd be cracking at it. Sorry.

Celia.

I've put Charlotte,

because I can't imagine

that anybody would think

the nation's beautiful songstress

would ever be a Traitor,

but she just might.

Jonathan, who do you believe

is a Traitor?

Well, I don't know if I believe it,

but the name I've written down

is Niko.

Umyou gave a great defence

and that,

but I think you are smart enough

to do a double bluff,

then a triple bluff

and play that brilliantly,

so I very much hope I'm right,

but that's why I've put you down.

Charlotte.

So, I believe Niko is a Traitor.

I think that you would be

absolutely excellent.

Clare.

Niko, I have also written your name

down and I want you to take it

as the biggest compliment,

cos I think you would be

a cracking Traitor.

David.

I've put down Niko,

not because of the events of today

but because of suspicions I had

from the first day.

Tom.

I've also put Niko.

I think you'd make a great Traitor.

And, finally, Nick.

Um, Niko, yeah.

You're absolutely brilliant.

Niko,

you have received the most votes.

Please come up here and join me.

Niko, you have received

the most votes

and you are banished

from the castle forever.

Please revealare you a Traitor

or are you a Faithful?

First things first,

I just want to say,

can't believe I'm out so quickly,

but it's been an honour getting

to know every single one of you.

You're all great people.

I can now reveal

that this whole time

I've been honest

..and I'm a Faithful.

Oh, no!

How stupid are we? Seriously.

How did that happen?

It was, like, more than half of us.

Niko!

♪ Zombie, zombie ♪

Players, today you managed

to lose two brilliant Faithful.

And I'm afraid

matters are only going to get worse.

The Traitors

will m*rder again tonight

and this time it will be swift.

God!

So, you might want to sleep

with the light on.

Poor Niko.

I'm kicking myself.

I'm so disappointed.

I think we should at least consider

what he said about being set up,

or just that we are idiots.

I'd be lying if I didn't tell you

that I did feel bad for Niko.

I do think he's very smart

and he's funny.

He really was really impressive.

If I wasn't a Traitor,

I think he would have swayed me.

Oh, God!

Oh, my gosh!

That felt awful, didn't it? Yeah.

They've set him up, though,

ain't they? Yeah.

I can't believe it!

Everybody turned against me.

I was so mortified!

If it happens again next time,

I'll make a really big point.

Yeah. I've got your back.

I was so shocked, I thought

we'd got our first Traitor.

I really did believe it,

but we were so wrong

and we lost someone who, I think,

would have been brilliant

at playing this game.

Earlier on when we were in the car,

you mentioned two names

you had heavy suspicions of, but

you didn't mention in there. Yeah,

because when I was in there,

I was swayed by Niko

and I regret

going with herd mentality.

I wish I'd spoken up about Kate.

So you think possibly Kate,

out of those two? Yeah.

It has been surprisingly

frustrating, this game,

being able to find the balance

of saying what you want to say

to try and find Traitors,

but then at the same time

remaining as Faithful as possible

that you don't get

put on the chopping block.

Sotonight's going to be

a rough night.

I've watched a lot of Niko.

My kids are obsessed with him.

Cos it was getting to the

I know I voted for him,

so I'm chicken as well, but I didn't

know who else to go for!

I know you, I think you two are

Trai You know it's not me.

ALL SHOU

You want to go for it, then? No, no,

you two are Faithful. I know that.

I don't think you're a Traitor,

I just hadn't heard

any other names at that point.

But I don't understand

why you think I'm a Traitor.

You think I've changed?

I just became aware of

your energy change, that's all.

Um, it's the kind of

change in your demeanour.

Whether it's me looking for it

Yeah. ..I don't know.

I am so shocked that Mark thinks

that I'm a Traitor,

so I will be keeping an eye out

for Mark.

I am thinking he is a Traitor,

so I'm not sure if I'm going

to get m*rder*d tonight.

Just don't know in this game.

Quick one. We were in the car

with Jonathan and Niko

right at the beginning,

before anyone was chosen.

Jonathan wanted to create

an alliance straight off.

You form alliances with people,

that might swing it in your favour.

Yeah. Some people

know each other already.

I don't know anyone.

We're in trouble!

No, you're not. And you've got two

older allies here already. Exactly.

I was going to bring that up today

at the Round Table and I didn't.

You think Jonathan? Well,

I am thinking That's a wild one.

Do you think that's wild?

I've never thought of him.

That is the game,

it could genuinely be anybody.

Whoever these Traitors are,

they're f*cking brilliant!

LAUGHTER

No, but they are!

Don't say brilliant. They are!

♪ Ultraviolet

♪ You see through ♪

CLOCK CHIMES

Goodnight, everyone. Night, Joe.

Hopefully see you in the morning.

Yeah, sleep tight.

After you, Number One. Thank you.

Thank you, Number Two.

So, the first banishment,

and the Faithful

aren't off to the greatest start.

Niko is banished.

Everyone must now return

to their individual lodgings,

but the Traitors are going to meet

and decide who to m*rder.

♪ No, I can't hide it

♪ When you're ultraviolet. ♪

Oh-h*!

That What a day! What a day!

That was a full day of Traitoring.

That was hard. Yeah.

I did feel sorry for Paloma

and Niko and I think

Oh, I felt bad for them.

..we just We can't allow that.

I know. We're Traitors.

But it does make us look like

very good Faithfuls. I think so.

Do you think everyone's

looking at us and thinking

that we're feeling it

the same way they are? Yes. Good.

I will say, I have heard your names.

Ruth mentioned your name.

I got a feeling

Ruth was sussing me out. Yeah.

Alan Who's mentioned my name?!

So, Clare said in the car.

Clare? Right! Clare said in the car,

she said,

"Who's the least likely person

"to have been able

to m*rder Paloma?"

I don't know how you should

feel about that. Right, Clare.

So, shall we say who do we think

we should m*rder?

Tom doesn't trust anyone,

I don't think. No. No.

I think he's a massive risk.

He's very perceptive and he's

noticing all the little things.

Yeah. And I think

if we did go for Tom,

it doesn't put us on anyone's back.

Clare?

I love the impact of it,

just k*lling Clare.

Everyone's going to be like

They're going to be like

headless chickens.

"Why would you k*ll Clare?"

Clare's been quite vocal

about her issue with Kate.

That's true, that's true.

So, k*lling Clare

could help pin it on Kate more.

I want impact.

I want Breakfast tomorrow,

I want them to be running scared.

The other route we can also take is

being completely and utterly random

and going for someone

like Joe Wilkinson.

I think Joe is a dangerous Faithful,

because he is smart, I think.

Look at the way he very, very

casually and confidently just said,

"I've spoken to Niko,

I don't think it's him,

"I'm not going to go with him."

He's not a sheep.

He is someone who's going to make up

his mind and absolutely stick to it,

and I don't think you'll be able

to defend yourself against him. No.

No. So, we've got Clare. Yeah.

We've got Joe. Joe. Yeah.

And we've got Tom. Tom Daley. Yeah.

So, we're all agreed, I think.

Yeah. Yeah. Cos this is going to

come as a huge shock.

They need their wings clipped.

They're not going to know what hits

them. I feel good about this.

So do I. Yeah.

Who wants to do the honours?

I'll do it.

I've got a taste for it now.

You really are getting into this,

aren't you? Yeah!

LAUGHS

♪ We've got a hunger

♪ I've got a need ♪

EXHALES

Shall we deliver it? Yeah.

Let's do it. Let's do it.

Let's get murdering.

♪ And here I am

♪ And here I am

♪ All the luck in the world,

it won't mean a thing

♪ Oh, here I am

♪ Mm-hm-mm-mm-mm

♪ So here I am. ♪

Last night, the Traitors

committed their second m*rder,

but who will make it

to breakfast this morning?

♪ I'm losing my favourite game ♪

Oh, we're first in!

Oh, we are! First in.

We're the first. First to survive.

♪ First to survive! ♪

Oh, my goodness.

Two crosses, of course.

Ah! How's everybody feeling

about last night?

Somebody had to go, but

I'm sorry it was Niko, because

he was young and enthusiastic

and Traitors will have listened

to him, and how he defended himself.

Yes, and learnt.

That was a great defence, I thought.

Yesterday, urgh,

we're going to have to be better

than that, aren't we?

That really was a disaster.

I suppose the day will come

when I'll see my name

on someone's slate and I don't know

what that'll be like.

A stab in the heart, won't it?

KNOCK ON DOOR

Ooh, 'ello.

Come in. Come in.

Yay!

OVERLAPPING EXCITED CHA

Hello!

This morning,

I feel all right, actually.

I don't think

any eyes are on me.

This is great, by the way.

This is my tribute to Claudia.

Oh! I love it! So good.

How's it going?

Oh, my God, Niko.

Oh, don't.

I was too convinced.

Yeah, totally. Too sure.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Here we go!

Here's a knock! Come in!

CHEERING, EXCITED CHA

Lucy and Joe! Yes!

Yay! He's back, he's back.

Oh, that's very good.

He's back. Yes, yeah.

RUTH:I'm delighted

to be here for another day,

but I do think,

collectively, as a group,

we all need to grow a pair and start

saying what we actually think.

You know, like, last night,

I don't know if you felt,

it was quite emotional, that, and I

was quite upset What? Which one?

You were quite upset? It didn't

stop you voting for him, though.

No, but I felt bad about it

afterwards and I also felt

I was almost swayed by it.

What happened to that alliance? Huh?

I didn't have That you made

in the car? I never had

Yeah, you did. Not with Niko,

I didn't. Yeah, you did.

He was in our car the first day,

wasn't he?

And I didn't have an alliance

with anyone in the car.

I'm not forming

You said to us in the car, day one,

"We're all going to look after

each other. This is an alliance."

Yeah, but you know what?

If you think someone's a Traitor,

you've got to go for it.

Yeah, he kind of stabbed Niko

in the back there, um, you know,

and I've no doubt

that that dagger's going

straight in my back,

probably sometime soon as well.

So, who is left now?

Celia, Tom

Clare. ..Clare.

Alan. Alan. That's it.

Those four.

Ooh!

I mean, they are major players,

somehow. Yeah. You know what I mean?

They are big figures.

That's shocking, one of those.

They'd better not have k*lled Celia.

If Celia's gone Bloody hell,

that'sany one of those. I'm not

confident that Tom is not a Traitor.

KNOCK ON DOOR

ALL GASP

Hello!

CHEERING

It's Tom!

Tom's gone!

It's Tom! Tom's gone.

Oh! I don't believe it!

He was next on my list as a Traitor,

to be honest.

Have we arrived at consensus?

ALL:Tom Daley!

He's super smart.

Yep. Very perceptive.

Lots of people will

eventually get onto us.

Yep, yep. And maybe we can steer

the blame towards another Faithful.

Yes. Yes.

By the way, gold medals

don't count as shields, do they?

No!

LAUGHTER

Oh, dear!

Look at that.

"Dear Tom, by order of the Traitors,

you have been m*rder*d."

Signed, "The Traitors."

Well, that didn't take long, did it?

I am gutted to be leaving the game.

I think I was m*rder*d because

I think people see me as a threat

and I think they might think

I'll weasel them out eventually.

Now I guess I've got to go and do

one final dive into my grave.

I'm really shocked by that.

I'm shocked. Yeah.

But, you see, he is smart,

he is a threat.

Why has Tom gone?

I was furious, because I thought,

"How can there not be Tom

in this room?"

andyou know, added to the fact

I've known him since he was

like 12 years old.

So, yeah, I felt really bereft.

I can't work that out.

Can you?That's crazy.

I can't work out, why would you?

Why?Why did they get rid of Tom?

Because he's a threat,

because he's so damn smart.

Because he's a really good

game player. Because he's smart.

ALAN:It was just the kind

of impact I wanted.

People couldn't believe it.

"Where's Tom?" "Why Tom?"

Well, he's been m*rder*d.

Deal with it.

PEACOCK CALLS

Oh, 'ello.

Oh, my goodness. Good morning.

Good morning, players.

ALL:Morning.

So, as you can see, the murdering

has continued,

and poor Tom is dead.

Oh, my goodness. Aw.

I love Tom, so this isn't personal,

but it is tradition.

ALL GASP

HE STIFLES A LAUGH

Wow. He won gold for this country.

That wasn't enough.

Pretty soon, it'll be time for a

mission where you can add money

to the prize fund.

And I leave you with this -

a chain is only as strong

as its weakest link.

I'll see you soon.Mm

So, are they going to try and find

a weak link?

Are we building something

with a weak link?

We've got to get a Traitor today,

though, haven't we?

We get a Traitor today.

We've got to get one.

We've got to get a Traitor today.

I hope so. I admire your optimism.

I don't feel remotely convinced!

Wow. I might just get

some fresh air.

I'm absolutely gutted about Tom.

He's one of the good guys.

He was wonderful, and, like, losing

that level of observance

Yeahamongst us.

I mean, who gets rid of an Olympian?

Totally!

You!

I don't think he's done

enough for this country.

LAUGHTER

Why do you think

they got rid of Tom?

Well, look, I was in a car

with him once on the way back

and I said to him,

"Who are you thinking, Tom?"

His two top picks

were Kate and Clare,

but if they're just voting

for someone

cos they've mentioned their name,

and everyone knows they've mentioned

their nameOh, right.

..I don't think they would do that

necessarily, cos that's

It's too easy to trace

it back to them.

I'm sort of trying to pin the blame

of Tom's m*rder onto Kate and Clare

but as long as they banish someone

who is a Faithful, then it's a win.

I'm kind of furious, because, um

Oh, what?

Tom was such a bloody good

competitor.

And interestingly as well,

I might have been He might have

come up for discussion

again tonight.

So why would you k*ll him?

Why would you k*ll him?

He's too much of a threat.

You see, he remembers too much.

He was too much of a threat.

I mean, that's just spec

Jonathan

No, I'm there with you as well.

He Cos he did say in the car

that we were all going to make

an alliance, didn't he?

Yeah, but he wouldn't have known

then. Driving into

No. He's just thinking

he needed friends.

No, but do

you think that was game play

because he wanted to be a Traitor?

Oh, I think

he certainly wants to be a Traitor.

Whether he is or not

is another matter. Yeah.

He lied point blank

about the whole alliance thing.

Don't piss in my ear

and tell me it's raining.

LikeI know what I heard.

PEACOCK CALLS

Here we go!

A fun day out with

all the weird family!

LAUGHTER

The prize pot currently stands

at £19,500.

In today's mission,

the Traitors and Faithful

will have to work together

if they want to bank more money.

Let's do this, then, shall we?

There's no way there won't be

an absolute massive legend

amongst the Traitors.

In the Traitors.

Yeah. I believe that.

But, then, do we start looking at

people like Stephen and Alan Carr,

and, actually, you, Jonathan,

to be honest?

Well, no, you know what? I'm really

happy for my name to come up.

Are you? Because all our names

are going to come up.

I'm a Faithful. I'm not

worried about it in the slightest.

You can tackle it head-on. Yeah.

Jesus, we can't

move for Traitors in this place.

Just trust everybody,

so I don't really

That's how you ended up

in the coffin.

Well, Alan I don't think

would k*ll Paloma.

But that'd be twist of the century.

Yeah.

Also, he'll probably have

to move to Mexico

and change his name

once he gets out.

♪ My radar sends me danger

♪ But my instincts tell me to ♪

Oh, hang on.

Oh, my God!

Oh, look at these.

Creep Oh, my heavens!

Oh, God, how scary!

Gold-faced cloak people.

Jesus, I don't like it.

Are they statues? I don't think

they're real people, are they?

Oh, my God, it is

They're coming to get us. No!

SHE SHRIEKS

ALL EXCLAIM

No, no, what's happening?

SHE SHRIEKS

Get out of it!

Leave us alone!

Oh, oh! Goodbye. Nice knowing you.

These sort of spooky

Cybermen in cloaks

gently led us away, which

Oh, the gentleness is almost

more kind of sinister.

Oh, my God!

What do these weirdos want?

And then we see Claudia's cabin.

That's horrible.

We're just terrified to know

what's going to happen inside.

DOOR SQUEAKS

After you, then, Cat.

Oh, no, this feels like scary.

When we walked into this cabin,

we were all genuinely scared.

Oh, what is going on?

Chains and locks. Oh, my gosh!

The roof was caving in.

It smelt. It was like damp

and it was really, really eerie.

Ooh, look out. Oh, hello.

Oh, my gosh! Chaining people?

The Druids chained us

..to a big metal ring in the centre

of the cabin.

I've forgotten my safe word

that means, "Ring my agent."

♪ Let me breathe

♪ Oh, leave me something to breathe

♪ Let me breathe

♪ In, out

♪ Let me, let me,

let me breathe ♪

Players,

welcome to the worst team-building

awayday experience in history.

SOMEONE BREAKS WIND

LAUGHTER

What just happened?

I just farted, Claudia.

I'm so sorry. Celia!

I'm so sorry.

It's nerves, but I always own up.

I know, I always own up too.

Guys, settle.

As you can see,

you are all chained up.

Here's the lovely news.

There are 16 keys.

You have 25 minutes in which

to release yourselves.

For every player that is released

and is outside the cabin with me,

I will add £500 to the pot.

So, today you could add a whopping

£8,000 to the prize fund.

A tiny tip - there are four keys

hidden inside here.

The rest are outside.

A key can only be used once,

and also on that key is a clue as

to where to find the next one.

There are two shields.

They are outside the cabin

and there are clues to how to find

them.

OK, remember,

for every player that is released,

£500 will be earned.

And try, if you canhave fun.

Who wants to go first four, or not?

Someone who's good at puzzles,

which is Nick.

Stephen's good at puzzles.

I'm not the best at puzzles,

but I'm good at looking.

I'm good at looking and I'm fast.

Players, your 25 minutes starts

Three, two, one, now!

OK, OK,

let's start looking everywhere.

What about under the thing?

Anybody see anything?

I can't see a thing.

Oh, there we go.

Something's just fallen.

Argh! Here!

There we are. Brilliant.

There's one. Here! Mark.

Yep. Thank you.

When those keys dropped down,

Stephen, Cat, Mark and myself

were able to uncuff ourselves.

Yeah.

Oh, the clue is

Water pump, is it? Water pump.

OK, right. Go, go, go! OK!

A water pump. A water pump.

Oh, here, here, here.

OK, OK.

So, what does it say?

Does it say anything?

Ah Yeah, yeah.

We've got the pump.

Fill this, er

Why is it so leaky?

Fill something

Fill You have to fill something.

Fill that with this water.

Oh, here, there, there. It's that.

There it is.

Oh, yes, fill this with water.

That's what it is.

There was three keys in the bottom

of it that would float up

as you filled the receptacle.

A holey bucket, for God's sake!

The little watering cans, oil cans,

they all had holes in. Ha-ha

So, psh, psh, psh! Fill it up.

Pshh! Out they went.

Oh, getting very wet.

Thanks.

What they're about to find out

is everything they do out here

has a consequence

for the people in the cabin.

Just chill out now.

Oh, water! Oh!

Oh!

ALL EXCLAIM

Cold brown dirty water

pouring everywhere

over everybody.

ALL EXCLAIM

Nothing like the sound

of screaming celebrities.

Oh, my God!

Oh! Oh, my God!

No!

What are they doing out there?!

I was absolutely soaking.

I mean, it was like water t*rture.

Hurry up!

Hurry up, you dickheads!

Slow business. Jeez!

We could hear people screaming

and I just thought,

"Thank the universe

that I am not in there."

I was It's filling up, though.

Look, it's filling up. Argh!

It's filling up. You're not going

to drown, Tameka, are you?

Oh, God. Oh, my God!

Covering the holes if you can.

If you do this So sorry.

Hurry up!

Are you all right?

Do you want to go?

I need to get out. I can't help you.

I can't help you in here.

Come on, guys!

Do you want to get out? Yes.

Can we have a key for Celia?

She'd like to go next.

Before she farts again!

LAUGHTER

She's going to blow!

That was a good one.

Yeah, that was a good one.

Yep, yep, yep, I've got it,

I've got it, I've got it!

There's three. Here.

Oh, brilliant.

Who are they going to release?

Please release Celia. I love her.

Quick, hurry up!

Celia! Celia, Celia.

Celia! Lucy, Lucy!

Who's next? Tameka, Tameka.

Tameka. She's desperate!

I'm out, and I'm like,

"Thank you Lord Jesus,"

because I didn't want to drown.

What the hell is that? Any idea

what this is? Don't know.

Oh, here, here, here!

Here we are.

Oh, look, the keys are here.

So there's only two.

Loosen everything off, I think.

So, seven of them

are out of the cabin.

That means, so far, they've raised

£3,500.

Nobody has gone for a Shield yet.

Oh, no,

we need to find, um, er, screws.

Screws.

Here we go, here we go.

Oh, great, great.

Ah! Spanner for it. Oh, my God!

We had to slide the keys which were

located at one end of the pipe

to the other,

but in order to do that,

you had to kind of unscrew loads

of bits and bobs attached to it.

As soon as we take this apart,

the keys will come off.

Got to disassemble the whole pipe.

OK, first one's out.

ELECTRICAL FIZZING AND CRACKLING

Argh! What is it?

God, there's an enormous bolt

in here. There we are, got it.

THEY SHRIEK

Fuses have blown.

Unscrew the taps,

they just unscrew by themselves.

Er, we need a spanner for this.

Yeah, turn.

What is it?!

This is the worst hotel

I've ever stayed in.

It went from the waterworks going,

to the fuse box losing the plot

ALAN SCREAMS

..and the lights flashing.

It was like

being in a live exorcism.

SHRIEKING

Ooh!

Ah! Stop doing that,

it's tense enough!

I would say the worst part of that

mission was having to

stand next to Kate.

I'm pretty sure one of my eardrums

is now perforated.

KATE SCREAMS

Stop it!

What are you doing, guys?

We're coming!

We're coming, darlings, sorry!

Screwdriver! Oh, my God!

Oh! Who's the next lock?

Joe, they might need your muscle.

ALAN:I think the two Joes.

Yeah. Great.

OK, here we go. Right, go, go, go!

Yay! Oi-oi-oi-oi! Well done.

The satisfaction!

Slid it back

and then the keys came out,

and we released more people.

OK. Joe! Joe!

Joe, the two Joes, the two Joes.

Who's going next? The two Joes!

OK, there's keys there,

there and there. Oh, yes.

So I guess we need to construct

some kind of pulley.

This is where your physics degree

comes in handy.

There are seven keys left to get.

They're doing really well.

Go, Joe! Free us! Free us!

We got that lift. What we got to do?

It's not doing anything.

No, look, it's coming down.

Three wheels, three sets of keys

to unlock the last few people,

but it just took forever.

You're doing brilliant,

it's coming down,

it's very slow,

it's very slowly geared.

Oh, it's going the wrong way.

Wrong way! Wrong way? Oh

KATE SCREAMS

Aargh, what the heck?

Oh, my God! Holy Moley!

It's feathers! Oh, that's the smell.

THEY LAUGH

Oh, it stinks.

Oh, God, that's bad!

We were pummelled with feathers

that smelt

..like poo.

There's no other way to say it.

CHARLOTTE RETCHES

Oh, that's disgusting!

ALAN COUGHS

That's disgusting!

I was proper dry heaving.

MIMICS DRY HEAVES

It was disgusting.

Then, of course,

I tried to close my mouth

and then my fingers were covered in

feathers and they went up my nose.

Oh, my God, it was hell.

Oh, that's terrible!

That is a bad smell.

Right, go on.

Joe Marler just got hold of

the handle

and it was so fast,

you couldn't even see his hand.

I've never seen anything like it.

A few more turns.

It's coming down towards me. Oh!

Everyone just seemed desperate

to get the last keys,

get the last members of the team

out of the cabin.

Keep going, keep going!

Right, I've got it, thanks, Cat.

Go, Celia, go!

Oh, I feel sick! Oh! Oh!

Oh, 'ello.

Oh, my God, that stinks!

Who needs undoing?

Alan, Alan, Alan!

Alan, Alan!

I've never been more pleased to see

Stephen Fry.

He sort of kicked through the door.

It was like The Bodyguard

when Kevin Costner rescues

Whitney Houston.

He just swept me up

and took me out that cabin.

Come on, for God's sake!

I was nearly sick,

it's so disgusting.

We're all out!

Everyone's out, everyone's out!

Just a great feeling.

We'd got the money! We'd done it!

What are we looking for?

Now the Shields!

All the celebrities are out,

so that's brilliant.

They have banked all the money.

They are now looking for a Shield.

How do we find the Shield?

Oh, sh*t, look.

Urgh! Oh, God.

There's only two available.

Who's going to find them first?

There's a ballcock.

Oh, my God!

Got one. You've got it.

Yep. Got one.

She's got one, she's got one!

Yeah! Happy days.

It's what I needed.

You got a Shield? Yeah, I know.

Brilliant!

I know, I'm so pleased.

I'm feeling really vulnerable

and I desperately wanted to get

a Shield,

and here is the most

precious thing of all.

Thank God. That means

I can't get m*rder*d tonight

by the Traitors.

It doesn't mean

I can't get banished, obviously.

I've found one Oh, no.

I haven't found one,

I've found a stone.

Oh, my God, that's so disgusting.

I've got one!

Oh! Oh, well done, Mark.

You're safe. Oh!

Very, very relieved that I've at

least got one decent night's sleep.

Players, well done.

All of you managed to get

out of the cabin in time,

that means £8,000 is

added to the prize fund.

Yes!

Woo! Come on!

Two Shields were on offer.

Clare and Mark,

you are both protected from m*rder,

but as you all know,

nobody is protected from banishment.

Go back to the castle, clean up.

That was quite a laugh

For you. Well

There is that.

The Round Table, not so much.

I'll see you back at the castle.

Well done.

It'll be interesting, actually,

Mark and Clare knowing that

they're protected.

I was just about to say,

will Clare be bolder?

Mark was quite bold anyway.

Yeah, he was, actually. And he

And he didn't have a Shield.

Ah, yeah.

Last night round the Round Table,

you said you thought Mark

cos he's standing back,

but I think he's just trying to be

a good Faithful,

that's the problem,

and observe people.

I understand that but, like I said,

when you are a Faithful,

in the moment, you're going to

react.

I find it very hard to see something

and then look around.

Yeah. I think he's a Traitor.

PEACOCK CALLS

STEPHEN SIGHS

That is staggeringly bad.

Look at this. Oh, my God!

Very shocked by those that have

walked in with their boots still on.

Coo-ee! How you doing?

Hello. Hello!

What are you guys thinking about?

I'm not going to hold back.

I think I held back

too much last night.

Well, I might take more of a

back-seat, cos I didn't,

I didn't hold back last night.

But you're in a great position

cos you've a Shield,

so you have to Oh, yeah. If we

want to catch the Traitors,

we all collectively have to grow

a pair, I think.

Who did you vote for?

Who did you vote for, Mark?

THEY LAUGH

How do you feel about that, Tameka?

I'm OK.

RAPIDLY CLATTERS CUTLERY

THEY LAUGH

These Traitors are very clever,

I think.

Uh-huh. I do. I really do.

I also think it's a really had job

to be a Faithful.

I did not take that on.

But, actually, the job of finding

the Traitors is really tricky.

We've got to roll up

our sleeves and do it, actually. Mm.

I'm going to go and snoop

and listen to other conversations.

Yeah, it's a good idea.

I'm snooping around the place,

trying to work out what

people are up to.

Aha! Celia!

So, if I was a Traitor,

I'd be worried,

because I'm vocal

in my investigations.

We're just talking

about the Round Table.

Round Table,

don't know what we're going to say.

No, I don't. But I've just left

the table with the girls

in the breakfast room to

snoop on other conversations.

Aha.

You know if you're snooping,

you know you're meant to not tell

people you're snooping?

Mm.

First law of snooping.

First lesson at Snoop School,

don't tell people you're snooping.

Who are you voting for? I've got

two options. Go on, then.

All right, one, two, three.

OK, fine.

One, two, three

TOGETHER:Jonathan. Stephen.

Are you really?

Yeah. You player!

Do you want to hear my reason?

I went round the whole

table the other day

..I think he's the only one

who would have the gumption

to m*rder Paloma.

You wouldn't,

Alan definitely wouldn't No.

That's why I think he's a Faithful.

Yeah.

The only reason I'm thinking

Stephen Yeah?

..is because he got it wrong last

night,

so it made me get it wrong,

so I looked a fool.

That never happens.

Knob!

Stephen is my absolute Faithful.

..Faithful,

because I think Claudia will want to

see if Stephen can break the code.

Maybe Claudia picked a w*r to be had

between the Traitor team

led by the big dog

Jonathan.

Jonathan. ..against the Faithful

team, led by

the Faithful big dog of Stephen.

Yes, I think that.

And then that's the I think she's

gone, "I want to see which team's

"going to win that." Yeah. That's

what I think.

Today, our celebrities were

chained up, locked in a cabin,

desperate to get out.

They're about to be

locked in a different kind of room,

and at the Round Table,

nobody wants to leave.

♪ Back to life

♪ Back to reality ♪

I am just hoping and praying I'm OK.

I know my name's going to come up.

I ain't ready to go.

I've got more to give.

It'll probably be to my detriment,

but I won't be holding

back at the Round Table.

I'm out for blood.

That is the blood of a certain

Jonathan Ross.

♪ However do you want me? ♪

I think the Traitors are being

really good at manipulating us.

I'm trying to remember that

everybody in the castle could be

a Traitor,

and it doesn't matter how much

I like them,

all of them could be Traitors.

♪ Back to life. ♪

Players,

welcome back to the Round Table.

Today, you banked £8,000.

That means the prize fund

currently stands at £27,500.

Remember, if there are any Traitors

left at the end,

they take all of the money for their

chosen charity,

as well as all the glory.

Before tonight's banishment,

I have a question.

Who can you trust?

Who are you suspicious of?

Players, the floor is yours.

Well, I'll start off.

I just think,

myself included in this,

we all need to be a bit more

forthcoming with our opinions.

Um, everyone has their theories,

and I felt like last night people

were kind of

just hopping on the bandwagon to

not draw attention to themselves.

We're not going to catch

the Traitors.

I've been going round snooping

at the way people behave in the day.

Who talks to who,

and who doesn't talk to who.

Oh! Oh.

If I was a Traitor,

would I be nervous of my fellow

Traitor to be seen discussing?

And I've watched

and most people are,

but there are some people

who don't talk to each other.

Who?

OK, Cat

..and Charlotte, for instance.

I've not ever spotted that.

I feel like I do talk to you,

Charlotte. Yeah.

I'm sureI'm sure you do,

but I'm just

I'm just clutching at all the straws

that we've got. Honestly.

It is the way we have to think.

That's all you can do, but Yeah.

Miss Celia, after the selection was

made,

you did I mean, you float anyway.

You float into a room,

but you floated into the bar

very confidently.

It was like, "Yeah!" You know?

Leading lady.

So, there is that, if we're

talking about people changing.

And I noticed you are quite clever

just with the words you use.

You know, "I've done some snooping."

Yeah. And then, you know, you'll

throw in a curveball.

Charlotte, you know, if we're going

to talk about deflection,

you're very good.

Those words are very

But I think that's quite honest,

to say that I have been,

and looking at everybody.

Well, we all have been. Yes.

That's the That's the game.

Because We can consider, at

least,

that at least one of the Traitors

is a very strong mind

and a very ruthless

and brilliant mind.

I think both the people that

I have suggested are brilliant.

Charlotte and Cat?

Charlotte and Cat.

And I admire them.

And one more thing to add is,

who is the least likely person to

have k*lled Paloma?

The least likely?

Alan. Exactly.

Are you saying that it could be

Alan Absolutely.

..because we would think it wouldn't

be? It couldn't be.

There's no-one it couldn't be.

No, there's no-one it couldn't be.

But that's my point.

The one person that would do the big

deflect would be Alan.

I still don't think he would,

anyway, cos she'd go mad at him.

I just I wouldn't do it.

And I know, I know, but that's

as easy as that.

I Yeah.

Yeah. I was justjust in shock

Yeah. ..really.

And I just don't

know how the Traitors did it.

I justI just don't know.

I genuinely don't know.

Yesterday with the coffin, like,

it was a big shock for everybody,

but when I turned around, I saw

Mark, who had distanced himself

from the group and was

looking at everyone.

Absolutely. And then today,

the same thing with Tom being gone,

it's like, "How could it be Tom?"

And again, I felt that you were

maybe looking at me to see my

reaction.

And I was quite surprised that

you didn't have the shock value

on your face.

Er, fair enough.

I mean, I absolutely understand

why you're saying that Mm.

..but Traitors know Tom's not

coming through the door

this morning. We don't. Yes.

So I thought that that was

a really good way of trying

to assess people's reactions

to big shocks.

I hear what you're saying,

but for me,

I found it very telling

that you had

Telling about what?

That I'm a Traitor?

Obviously I want to know as well,

but it's much more

It's much more important to get

Traitors out,

so, yes, I'm watching you, because

yes, I still do believe you are

the highest in my sort of percentage

levels of who is a Traitor,

and you did go on the offensive

to me

before I even mentioned you at all.

You know, going on the offensive

smacks a little bit more, to me,

of guilt.

Even though it really pains me

to say it,

the slight change in behaviour did

chime a little bit with me,

in terms of I felt that you were a

little bit jittery and, um,

I can't lie and say that it's not on

my mind, and I'm sorry about that.

You are wrong. Yeah, OK.

You are wrong.

I really don't know what to say.

I don't have any game plan, as such.

You know, I'm just being me,

and I can tell you I am a Faithful.

I've got to say,

Tameka, in your defence

and response this evening,

I haven't been convinced.

I feel like you've been deflective

but there's not been much substance.

You're not really backing it

up with anything.

I don't know what else to say.

This isthis is me. Yeah.

I This really is me.

For what it's worth,

I absolutely don't think it's you.

Thank you. I don't.

I do have one theory, though, that

Claudia's chosen to wage a w*r

between two big dogs,

and one's leading the Faithfuls,

and one's leading the Traitors.

And I would If I was Claudia,

I'd go,

"Let's go with big dog JR,

and big dog SF." You know?

Right, yeah.

But I can't work out which leaders

you are. Who's who! Which is which.

Er, yeah, no, it makes sense.

And, of course,

I've thought the same thing myself,

and I was terrified I'd be

chosen to be a Traitor.

I have to tell you that I'm not

a Traitor,

but, of course,

I would say that in either case.

I keep thinking about murdering

Paloma

and how it would take a bit of

mettle to do that.

Yeah.

Who would I think would be

prepared to do that?

And I went round,

and I hate saying it now,

but the only person I could think

who might do it is you, Jonathan.

That I would k*ll Paloma?

Or have the mettle to do it,

let's say.

I would have to agree with you.

I would have the mettle to k*ll her,

I think.

Um But, no, I didn't do it.

I don't It's very hard to prove

a negative sort of thing.

It's like, I didn't do it,

I didn't do it.

I can see why you'd think

I would do it.

I don't know really how to tell you

I didn't k*ll Paloma Sure.

..other than saying

I didn't k*ll Paloma.

Not that you don't like Paloma,

but you'd know that it would cause

everyone to go, "What?"

Well, I actually have two bones to

pick with you, Jonathan.

I'm going to light the firework.

It'sit's actually before I think

the Traitors were even picked,

but it just was kind of behaviour

that was indicative of

a game player, I think.

Um, and it was one of the first

things you did was make

an alliance with Niko and me

and Clare in the car.

You said it, in the car. Did he?

Mm-hm. Yeah.

What did I say? Yeah, yeah, you said

we're an alliance.

I did not say we're an alliance.

You did.

We're an alliance? Yes, you did.

Yeah.

Guys, I swear, I have not said

the words You did.

..we're No.

OK, I'm not going to say

I'm saying you've misremembered.

I have not said to anyone

I'm in an alliance. OK.

I've said to people, "I totally

believe you're Faithful."

I've said to people,

"I'm not voting for you."

I have not said to anyone,

"We're in an alliance."

I did not say that.

I think what you were, er -

in the moment - I think

you actually were doing it for Niko

and Ruth's benefit

because you felt they didn't know

anyone. But you said

You're saying I literally used the

words? Yes, you did.

Yes, you did. I promise you did.

And then I just felt like you

blindsided Niko.

That's how I feel about it,

personally.

I just thought that those two things

together were kind of indicative of

someone

But the Niko thing, we blindsided

..who's playing a game. Sorry. But

the Niko thing,

we blindsided Niko - I was clear to

Niko.

I said very clearly to him

and I've said this to others here,

"I'm hearing your name."

I know he is not here, sadly,

to corroborate this,

and those of you will know

I have come round to other

individuals here and said, "I've

heard your name."

Yeah. And I'm That's how

I'm trying to play the game,

which is by testing all the theories

I hear with all the individuals.

And it's partly cos I want to be,

er, transparent,

but also cos I want to see your

reaction to it.

So that's why I'm doing it, and

that's why I did say that to Niko.

Players, the time for talk is over.

Please write down the name of

the person you believe is a Traitor.

Joe Marler, we'll start with you.

Who do you believe is a Traitor,

and why?

I've gone with you, Kate.

It was you who pointed me

in the direction of Niko.

That's the only bit of evidence

I had to go on.

Lucy?

David, I think you're the smartest

person here, but the least likely

that I wouldI wouldn't even pick,

and that's why I'm picking you.

But I

But Cos I didn't I was going

to go But do you know what?

Then I thought, "I don't think it is

Jonathan."

He's just too He's too

believable.

Cat.

I've gone kind of with the theory

of the big dogs

and gone for you, Mr Fry.

Hm-hm. Because you are just so

intelligent

and would be an incredible Traitor.

Thank you.

Stephen.

Well, I've taken the same

sort of path as Cat, really,

and, er, I just think that she

fits the profile.

Charlotte.

Joe Wilkinson.

Um, I've gone for Jonathan because

of the big dog theory as well,

but I went the other way.

Celia.

Um, because I noticed Cat was

nervous as a kitten tonight,

also that she would take

the challenge

of being a Traitor

and do it brilliantly.

Jonathan, who do you believe is

a Traitor, and why?

I'm going with Ruth.

Even though I wasn't

suspecting you before,

I'm now thinking you might be

a Traitor because you are going

for me

with what is not, I don't

believe, genuine evidence.

So, a vote count.

One for Kate, one for David,

one for Stephen, one for Charlotte,

one for Jonathan,

one for Cat and one for Ruth.

It is wide open.

Charlotte, who do you believe is

a Traitor and why?

I voted for you, Tameka.

I just wasn't convinced by your

argument tonight. I'm sorry.

Clare.

Alan. I've gone on the basis

of the least likely person to have

k*lled Paloma was you, therefore

David.

Well, we keep saying that the

Traitors are extraordinarily clever,

so I've gone for the cleverest

person not just round this table,

but the cleverest person

I've ever met, which is Stephen.

Nick.

Um, I have voted for you, Tameka.

Ruth.

I voted for Jonathan.

I think your behaviour

from the get-go was extremely

indicative of a game player.

Tameka.

I've gone for one of the big dogs,

which is Miss Celia,

which I think that you could play

the role of a Traitor quite lovely.

Alan.

I've also gone for Celia.

I think there's a lot of projection

going on

and I think next time she goes

snooping,

she should look in the mirror.

LAUGHTER AND GASPS

Thank you.

So, a vote count,

and leading the way with two votes

each are

Tameka, Stephen, Jonathan and Celia.

There are only two votes left.

This could go any way.

Mark, who do you believe is

a Traitor and why?

I voted for Tameka again,

just because of everything we've

talked about,

and because I still

believe that she's a Traitor.

I hope I'm wrong,

but I still believe she is.

So, if Tameka gets one more vote,

she is banished.

If Stephen, Jonathan or Celia get

a vote, it's a tie.

It all comes down to this last vote.

Kate, who do you believe is

a Traitor, and why?

I'm afraid I voted for Tameka.

I'm sorry, Tameka, I am not

convinced at all

that you're a Traitor,

but I just didn't know

and I had nothing to go on.

I'm so sorry.

Tameka,

you have received the most votes.

Please come up here and join me.

TAMEKA SIGHS

Tameka, you have received the most

votes,

and you are banished from

the castle.

Please now reveal, are you

a Faithful or are you a Traitor?

It has been really lovely meeting

all of you. It really has been.

I'm just a bit stunned,

if I'm honest.

I am

..a Faithful.

♪ I tried so hard ♪

Oh!

♪ But in the end, it doesn't even

matter ♪

Players, what's going on?

That's two Round Tables

and two Faithfuls banished.

I tell you what,

you can hear the Traitors laughing,

cos you're doing their work

for them.

You have got to get your act

together because, tonight,

another Faithful will be m*rder*d.

So, sleep well, if you can.

That was tough.

It really was.

I was in a state of slowly

increasing panic

for most of the evening.

I know I've got a few people on my

side, I might have got away with it,

but I'll be honest with you, I

am the luckiest Traitor in the land.

That was I can't believe it.

How are you feeling?

Shite. Oh, don't, love!

No-one's got anything to go on.

I'm feeling rubbish.

I'm feeling rubbish that

I led the charge against Tameka,

and she's a Faithful.

I got it very wrong,

and I'm sorry, Tameka.

This is terrifying, isn't it?

I literally can't believe it.

I mean, dear God.

Oh, my lordy-lord!

What an absolutely horrible outcome!

How are you doing?

I wasI was Barking up the

wrong tree for three days,

that's how I'm doing. Yeah.

Brilliant! Persuaded people to get

rid of a Faithful! Brilliant!

We were all We were all I also

had my suspicions of Tameka,

my wrong suspicions of Tameka.

Like, it wasn't just you.

Like Yeah. It really, really

sucks.

Do you want a top-up now?

Course I do. Thank you, matey.

Honestly. Oh, my God!

What a bl! Terrifying.

It's enough to give you

a heart attack. I know!

And then Clare goes for me.

But do you know what?

Our names are just going to come up

more and more and more,

so we just have to get used to it.

But I've got nothing to go on.

Was you genuinely thatfor

Jonathan? Do you genuinely think?

That he's a Traitor?

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely, yeah.

I'm a lot tougher than I look,

and I think that I'm onto

something with Jonathan.

It's getting boring now, just

banishing Faithfuls all the time.

Hello, people. Hello!

What an absolute hammer blow of a

I mean, isn't it horrible,

Alan, when your names come up?

Cos you just think, "Oh, my God!"

We were both up twice, weren't we?

Yeah, er No, me only once, so

Oh, you were only once.

..I'm not as unpopular as you.

Do you know why I voted for you?

Go on. Can I be honest with you?

It was that fart in the hut.

CLOCK CHIMES

I'm tired.

Off you go. See if you can get up.

Goodbye, guys. Bye-bye.

But I'm a nice person.

I think me

and Cat are thick as thieves.

We are We just don't want

Jonathan to drag us down,

and we will get rid, if we have to.

♪ Get ready for a battle

♪ Cos you know I was born ♪

Another Round Table

and another Faithful banished,

and Tameka has gone.

And it's only about to get worse

for the Faithful, as the Traitors

are going to meet and m*rder again

under the cover of darkness.

♪ I was born

♪ I tell you I was born for this

♪ Ain't nothing going to stop me now

♪ Yeah. ♪

Oh! Wow!

That was crazy.

I didn't know where it was going

to go. Yeah, yeah.

Well, I thought I was going to wind

up in a draw situation.

I thought you were getting one. I

didn't think you were getting more.

I was surprised you got one.

But Celia

I think that was just random, and

I don't That's Celia being Celia.

Yeah. We've got some heat on us now.

You are at risk.

Clare isn't going to stop.

Oh, I wish she hadn't got

that Shield.

I would have k*lled her off.

She is on you, and she's not going

to let go of that at the moment.

The other Shield is Who's got

the other Shield? Mark.

I mean, Mark is feeling pretty low

at the minute

because he sort of went after Tameka

and, yeah

So there's I'm not worried about

Mark. That's fine.

So those two have got the Shields.

Ruth, we can'twe can't m*rder.

No, I disagree.

Can I say why? Oh.

I would be an idiot to k*ll Ruth

Yeah. Yeah.

..unless they go with

the triple double bluff thing,

and I can try and argue against it

and say, "Look, if I was a Traitor,

"I wouldn't have done that. It's

too"

Why put myself in the firing line?

She's not going to stop.

She was so virulent.

Every Round Table,

she's going to say your name.

It could backfire on you Mm.

..and people could get

paranoid Yeah. ..and think,

"What if it is the double bluff,

double bluff?"

And then Cos people think of a

triple bluff now. That's how much

As opposed to you, "Oh, what if

it's the other side of the coin?"

Charlotte Church gets it

wrong every time,

but she says it with such

conviction.

She said, "Tameka, yeah.

"I don't think

much of your argument."

She goes in hard. She goes in hard.

I mean, do we get rid of Charlotte?

Yeah.

Because she's so loud and wrong

Yeah. ..we can use that to our

advantage,

because eventually people are going

to go, "Come on, now." Yeah.

"Hold on, why are you always wrong?"

What about David?

David is a possibility,

and that's a good one.

David is intelligent.

He's very smart,

and he's very perceptive,

and maybe it could put a little

bit of heat on Lucy,

because she was the only one

to vote for him.

And I think other Faithfuls

will start to listening to him more

as the game goes on, so there's

a danger that

he might become an important

force against us. Yes.

So, we've got Ruth, David David.

..and Charlotte.

♪ That's burning down

♪ Can you see my scars? ♪

We've come to a decision.

They need to be taught a lesson.

And I know the person who would

like to teach them that lesson.

Right, I'll get writing.

Let's go. Come on, then.

Express delivery.

♪ Sweet misery ♪