01x01 - Episode 1

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Pig, pig, dirty pig…

He is strong, he is big.

Who will catch the pig?
Who will catch the pig?

Will it be you? Will it be you?

Will it be me?

Pig! Pig! Pig!

FOUR WEEKS EARLIER

-Good evening. Come in.
-Hello.

Come on in.

The owners are good people.

They live in Belgium,
they won't be around.

The apartment

is nice, quiet,
close to the underground station.

I prefer quiet places.

Being a choirmaster…

A choirmaster?

-Perhaps I've heard your work.
-I don't know, perhaps.

-Do you play golf?
-No.

That's the owner's.

-Did you like living here?
-I did.

Will you be sad to leave?

Yeah, a little.

But change is good.

You're so right.

Change is good.
Getting out of your comfort zone.

-That's what they say, right?
-Right.

Think it over.

You don't have to decide right away.

I like it.

I'll take it. Can we sign the contract?

Sure.

I'll appear, like a flame.

{\an8}LUIZJANA


The firemen found a half burned body
with the head removed.

No head? You didn't tell me that.
That's sick.

Manjaro, answer your phone at night.

Yeah, a cop is always on duty.

Do you want to take a look?

Just tell us, doc.

The victim was dead when the fire started.

I see no fatal injuries.

I presume she was hit on the head,
which as you know, is missing.

But there is something
that you should see.

Cuts around the left femur and pelvic bone

made with a sharp tool.

As if she were k*lled by a hunter.

Those cuts suggest one thing.

-A frying pan?
-Yes. With numerous

human blood stains

and charred human flesh.

We need to analyze the stomach contents
of the perpetrator, not the victim.

Hi, Moms.

This case is a priority for us.

The perpetrator committed…

The perpetrator is a cannibal.

The main suspect, Kamil Czajewski.

No criminal record.

A librarian and classics major.

-Thanks. Motive?
-Unknown.

We fed the picture into the ID system.
But it will take time.

-Train stations, airports…
-Did we get any hits?

Maybe. Someone who looks like him

stood in line for a ticket
at the Western train station.

-Leszek, bring it up.
-Right away.

Stop! That's him!

Stop.

He stole her phone. See?
He reaches into her purse

when she goes to pick up the stuff
she's dropped. Rewind it.

Stop. He watched her enter the code.

So he can call anyone now,
unless the owner freezes the phone.

Ula, check the database for lost phones
in and around the station.

Right away.

He leaves the line.
He'll buy a ticket on the train.

Possible destination? Major airports.

-Budapest, Vienna, Prague, Berlin.
-Via Ukraine?

No way, he'd be stopped at the border.

He can't board a plane in Poland either.

Someone reported a lost phone.
At Western station.

-A woman?
-Yes.

-Check her number.
-Right away.

-It's locked.
-Call the carrier

and unlock it.
Let him call whoever he wants.

He made one call from Suwalki.

From an express train to Lithuania?

Krystyna, find out whom he called.

-The train has crossed the border.
-Moms, alert the Lithuanians.

They can pick him up.

We won't make it in time.

A cannibal? This is a case
they'll teach in the academies.

-Chief, do we have the EU warrant?
-I hope so. I'll check.

Do the Lithuanians know what he did?

Well?

He called a Swiss phone.

That woman's going to get a big bill.

A Swiss disposable phone.
He called Tallinn.

He's traveling to Estonia?
Can we get a wiretap?

We don't have the warrant.

Do cannibals have friends
all over the world?

We don't have the EU warrant.
The judges are still deliberating.

Are they nuts?

Tell the Estonians to interrogate him.

-We have no time. Let's go to Tallinn.
-We won't make it.

And we can't arrest him abroad.

-What?
-He logged into a bank.

-And?
-He bought

a ticket for the evening ferry
to St. Petersburg.

Chief, let's fly there and arrest him.

The Estonians will have the warrant
by that time.

And if they don't?
That's up to the judges.

Go.

They're 7 hours from St. Petersburg.

Can you enter Russia without a visa?

For three days. By that time
he'll be in Vietnam or Thailand.

b*stard.

-Normal people don't flee to Russia.
-No, they don't.

I don't know. Come up with something.
Everyone will benefit.

I'm looking for a secure network.

You said you could do anything.

I'll be waiting. So long.

And if he gets away?

We won't get any bonuses
or promotions until we retire.

-I love your optimism.
-We'll get him.

Thanks.

Tell him to take off the uniform.

Wait. He's not going to swim off.

He's not here.

I am looking for a secure web connection.

Freeze! Police!

Freeze! Police!

All right, let's split up.

-You're not allowed in here!
-Hands up! Drop your weapon!

Drop it!

On the ground! On the ground!

-Stop! I'll call security!
-Police!

Stop, I said!

Stop, or I'll sh**t!

Freeze!

You're under arrest!

Hands.

Hands up.

Come on.

Get up.

-Why are they here?
-It's a zoo.

Good thing you shaved.

Unfortunately, they won't know.

m*rder*r! m*rder*r! m*rder*r!

-Move!
-m*rder*r! m*rder*r!

m*rder*r! m*rder*r!

-Death!
-Hang him by the ba*ls!

-Get up! Now!
-Drag him!

m*rder*r! m*rder*r!

We're outside police headquarters
in Warsaw.

Kamil C. a.k.a. the Cannibal from Bielany
is back in Poland.

He's awaiting trial for k*lling a woman.

He is also charged with
desecration of a corpse.

He was arrested by homicide detectives
on a ferry in the Baltic Sea.

Paulina Klejna, Max TV.

I just have one question. Who told you
you could work without local police?

We worked together, chief.

But they were on a lunch break.

And then they had tea.
We couldn't wait for their helicopter.

It's a crazy country.

You can't count on them.

Alright, I'll pretend to buy it.

Come on.

The victim is most likely
Jadwiga Juzyniec. A choirmaster

for the intercollegiate Juventus Choir.

She said she was going to Bielany

to meet a tenant who was vacating
an apartment. She phoned Kamil twice.

She didn't know him.

Kamil, as we know,

had no criminal record.
Nor a psychological history.

Pity.

It's strange. He's 29, has no friends,

no accounts on social media
or any dating apps.

He called his parents once a week.

He called someone on the stolen phone.

All our cases are important,
but this one is a priority.

Kamil Czajewski's case has even made it
to Al Jazeera.

-Chief…
-I'm just saying.

Listen, we have a lot on him,

but the judges

will want witnesses…

The neighbors say he was a nice guy.

Interrogate him. Get him to tell you
where he hid the head.

Yes, sir. Tomorrow.
Let a night in jail soften him up.

-Is Dorotka the prosecutor?
-Dorotka?

Your gal.

-Yeah, yeah. Ms. Makomaska.
-A very competent girl.

Okay, get started tomorrow.

-Yes, sir.
-Boys,

thank you for apprehending him.

At your service. I'm off.

See you.

Thank you, boys.

Boys?

Boys.

Little Luizjana.

-Good evening, Mr. Kalina.
-Evening.

How is it going? Good?

Yeah. A lot of work.

I won't keep you.

Hi, Dorotka.
Did you switch your phone off?

No, you didn't. You were going
to surprise me.

I'm sorry, Manjaro. It's over.

Over?

Then let's say goodbye in a civilized way.

Take your things, Manjaro.

Why?

You're unable to commit.

Yeah. I am.

Well… it was nice being with you.

Nice?

-You always keep a stiff upper lip.
-Do you want me to cry?

We aren't suited to each other.

But I hope we can continue
to cooperate professionally.

Right. I see no reason why we shouldn't.

There are plenty more fish in the sea.

Here.

She told you to move up.

-Pardon?
-To develop your career.

That girl.

-Yeah. That's what she told me.
-And she's wrong.

Not everyone can.

If everyone did,
the world would be a kind of hell.

Why's that?

The world is bearable because
some people stand still.

And they're happy about it.
And we should respect that.

Mr. Kalina, no one says
things like that anymore.

I'm glad you appreciate me.

The cannibal case is the result

of neglecting security concerns.

I am deeply concerned
about this lack of security.

A country where cannibals…

How long did Kamil C. intern
at your publishing house?

Two or three months.
I remember him telling me

his story would be made into
a Hollywood movie,

-and he'd be played by Ryan Gosling.
-Wow, what an intriguing man.

We will soon learn

if the man who has been arrested
really is the bloodthirsty cannibal.

This is Paulina…

People won't be swayed.

Cannibalism today, infanticide tomorrow.
The show must go on.

Perhaps.

GREAT DEEDS SHALL BE DONE

Is something wrong?

No. Everything is fine.

Be happy that it's over.

Friday, October 25th, 2019, 9:03 a.m.

Interrogee: Kamil Czajewski,
son of Tomasz,

accused according to
article 148 of the Criminal Code,

paragraph 2, point 1,

of the offense of homicide
with special circumstances,

as well as under article 262,
of the desecration of a corpse.

Persons present:
Dorota Makomaska, DA's office,

Captain Ludwik Bonczyk,
Second Lt Urszula Lubanska, Lt Jan Gora.

-Do you understand the charges?
-"Hope."

"Hope is with you have when you believe
the earth is

not a dream, but living flesh.

That sight, touch…and hearing do not lie.

That all the things you have ever seen are

like a garden
observed from behind a gate."

Czeslaw Milosz.

People aren't interested in great deeds
nowadays.

They lead their mediocre, mundane lives,

all the while strangely enchanted by them.

But life is given to us
so that we may do great deeds.

Okay. Do you understand the charges?

-Do you intend to plead guilty?
-Where is the victim's head?

That's all. Goodbye.

Where is the victim's head?


The interrogation has been adjourned.

He's aspiring to the title
of the chief nutcase of Poland.

I'd rather do time than go to an asylum.

They will cure and release him
in two or three years.

He'll write a book and become famous.

So what do we do?

Nothing.

-That's up to the docs and the court.
-Great. So we just go home, right?

-Case closed.
-Manjaro, what is it?

You don't give a sh*t?

We did our best.
There's nothing to be done now.

We could look for the victim's head.

-Would you rather be subpoenaed?
-I don't really know him.

He's a college friend. An acquaintance.

Our informers say a boyfriend, a partner.

No, not a boyfriend. No.

Would you rather talk to the prosecutor?

We went on two or three dates.
It was a long time ago.

I don't remember.
Just send me the subpoena.

Do you remember anything unusual?

No.

He was hopeless.

He didn't listen, he knew better,
he made all the decisions.

He wasn't relationship material.
Excuse me.

He's not a lunatic.

He's faking it.

He's clever.

But not a lunatic.

Why did he eat the woman's flesh then?

-He wants to stand out.
-He could have dyed his hair green.

Good morning.

Second Lt Maria Darska, I'm looking
for Captain Parada's office.

Hi. Second door on the left,
other side of reception.

Thanks.

Okay.

What?

Nothing. She's cute.

-Seriously?
-You're cute, too.

Right. You missed that somehow.

Failure in the sewage treatment plant.
A pipe burst.

Thousands of liters of sh*t
pour into the Vistula.

I don't recommend drinking tap water.

I have an idea.

I'm listening.

I know how to get him.

Another one of your original ideas?

Something like that.

I change the interrogation room.
I'm alone with him.

We turn off the camera.

We remove the Dictaphone,
but we record everything.

-I'll find that head for you.
-How?

He must really hate women.

-They must have hurt him badly.
-So you can relate.

Exactly.

You get the idea.

I need to be alone with him.

Face to face, man to man.
Either me or him.

Manjaro, I'm seeing someone.

You'll get your chance.

Halt.

Sorry for the discomfort.

And I'm sorry

for my behavior yesterday.

Get in.

Everything okay?

Yeah.

Friday, October 25th, 2019,



Do you understand the charges?


from the DA's office has arrived.

Before we start I'd like to present

-the new evidence we've acquired.
-Right now?

Yes. Right now.

Captain Gora's presence is optional.

He is the one
who provided the new material.

Welcome aboard, Maria.

I appreciate
your experience working abroad.

Our two nations, Ukraine and Poland…

One nation. I'm Polish, Captain.

"In Szczebrzeszyn,
beetles buzz in the bushes."

Okay. Nice.

Tomorrow you'll meet our staff

and get your assignment.

Thank you.

I'm glad to be under your command,
Captain.

Goodbye.

Ryan Gosling?

She liked him.

She who?

She wished I looked like him.

My girl.

I mean my ex.

It's…

so demeaning…
to be expected to look like someone else.

Women are unable

to think critically about themselves.
Have you noticed that?

I had met the ideal person,
but I couldn't appreciate her.

At least that's what she told me.

Men are predatory creatures.

They hunt, they breed animals,

they subjugate creatures of a lower order
to satisfy their hunger.

They are also of lower order.

Women.

So? How much time should we give him?

We'll see.

Thank you.

To us, bachelors.

Bachelorhood, nothing better.

And to being trapped like a dog

in a…

in a cuckoo's nest.

Congratulations. You're on the front page.

Side by side with the sewage leak.

"Where did he hide the head?"

In its rightful place.

Where is that?

Where we will all ultimately meet.

You, me, and everybody else.

What do you mean?

Another front page.

You're popular.

Wanna see?

You know what I want?

I'd like a taste of
Prosecutor Dorota Makomaska.

That b*tch is first on my list.

I know her address,
I'll come and find her.

You've already tasted her, huh?

Don't be so shy.

-We're friends now.
-Don't do that.

Tell me about your woman…

Right. Your ex.

Did she spread her legs here?

I'm guessing not just for you.

Ludwik! Ludwik!

Manjaro! Manjaro!

Calm down.

Medic!

-What have you done?
-A medic for the cannibal!

You are under arrest for attempted m*rder.

Captain Bonczyk…

Handcuff him.

Handcuff him, please.