02x22 - The Great Esmeralda/Frog's Breath

[bunniefuu]

♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters
On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa-oa-oa, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue
With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa-oa-oa, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different
Underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our tastes
May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest
Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa-oa-oa, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl
In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa-oa-oa, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange
But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa-oa-oa, Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "The Great Esmeralda."

Need more doggie shampoo?

-You mean werewolf wash?
-I should've known.

Time to rinse.

-Are you ready?
-You know it's my favorite part.

[together] Shake it off, Wolfie!

-[barks]
-[both laugh]

Batkins, our new guest is here.

I think you'll be
very excited to meet her!

[barks, pants]

Welcome to the Scare B and B.

[gasps] Is that...

Yes, it is I,

the great Esmeralda.

The great who?

The great Esmeralda!

The most famous fortune teller
in Transylvania.

She can predict anything.

It's true. I have a gift.

No, really. I have a gift for you.

-For your hospitality. It's in my bag.
-I don't believe it!

The great Esmeralda,

-right here at the Scare B and B!
-[gasps]

My mom always says
fortune tellers are pretend.

[gasps] Pretend? Pish-posh.

If my fortune telling was pretend,

would I be able to predict that...

someone was going to
walk through that door right now?

-[Wolfie yips]
-I mean, now!

[clears throat] Now!

[humming tune, gasps] Bonjour!

-Scare-tastic!
-Wow!

See, Poppy?
She is a real fortune teller.

I guess so. Oh.

-[clock chimes]
-Time for me to go.

Yes. That's a good idea.

Because I predict...

soon the sun will go down,

and it will get dark.

[chuckles] Right. Bye, Vee.

Bye. [excited yelp]

I predict...

the toast will pop up... now!

I mean, now!

Come on. Come on, pop.

Come on, toaster. Pop. Pop. Pop.

-[all exclaim]
-Never saw that coming.

-Ooh, do another, do another!
-Ah, yes.

I see your future very clearly, Demi.

In fact, I can see right through you.

[gasps] What does it all mean?

It means... you are a ghost.

[thunder crashes]

I knew it! I knew it all along!

Well, I'll be going
to my room now so I can...

-[gasps] Oh, no.
-Oh, dear.

Esmeralda, what's wrong?

I'm sensing something
about you, Vampirina.

-Me? What is it?
-I'm not sure.

It's not something
I can predict right away.

The only way to find out
is to do a fortune reading.

-That would be spook-tacular!
-I'll need a dark room, a comfy chair,

a cloth napkin,
and a glass of eerie-ade.

The last one was because I'm thirsty.

[giggles]

Ah, yes.

Oh, I see something. I see your fortune.

-What is it,
-By tomorrow night,

you are going to lose...

a friend.

A friend? Lost? Which one?

Okay, let's see. Oh. Oh, yes.

Interesting.
Okay, I don't have a name,

but this friend has luxurious hair,

a great sense of humor,
and loves to play.

[gasps] Oh, my ghost, it's...

No idea what she's talking about.

Esmeralda, can you tell me
anything else?

There is one more thing, yes.

This friend is someone
you spent time with today.

I spent lots of time with Poppy today.

Oh, no! It must be her!

But I can't lose my friendship with Poppy.
We're best friends.

Maybe there's been a mistake.

Esmeralda, is it possible you're wrong?

[gasps] Not possible!
I am never wrong!

♪ I have a gift
They call clairvoyance ♪

♪ I have a knack for telling
Fortunes with flamboyance ♪

♪ Yes, every night
To great surprise ♪

♪ I claim the sun
Will surely rise ♪

♪ And then
Before your eyes ♪

♪ Ha! I'm never wrong
I'm never wrong ♪

♪ The things I see
All come to be ♪

♪ Before too long ♪

♪ Yes, I foretold ♪

♪ This block of cheese
Would soon grow mold ♪

♪ When it got old ♪

♪ Lo and behold ♪

♪ Ha! I'm never wrong ♪

♪ At a red light
I was stricken with a vision ♪

♪ That played out with such
Immaculate precision ♪

♪ Yes, my instincts
Were so keen ♪

♪ I foresaw
The light turn green ♪

♪ And just as I'd foreseen ♪

♪ I'm never wrong ♪

♪ I'm never wrong ♪

♪ I sense a big climactic
Ending to this song ♪

♪ It's drawing near ♪

♪ Oh, yes
I see it crystal clear ♪

♪ I've got a sense
It'll be intense ♪

♪ And now it's here ♪

♪ I'm never wrong ♪

She does make a strong case.

[clears throat]

I am so sorry about this friendship
of yours, Vee.

-Truly, I am.
-Thanks, Esmeralda,

but maybe just this one time,
you might be wrong?

I am never wrong. Ta-ta.

I can't believe this.

I'm gonna lose my friendship with Poppy?

I need to find a way to keep Esmeralda's
prediction from coming true,

no matter what it takes.

I gotta show Poppy how much her friendship
means to me.

-[doorbell: scream]
-Poppy!

Vee? It's so early.
Why did you... [screams]

Surprise! Happy Poppy Day!

Poppy Day? But... why?

Because you are my best friend.

-Right this way.
-You're gonna love this.

Oh, Chef Remy...

Mademoiselle Poppy,
I have prepared for you waffles

with my new special ingredient:

gloopy gloopberries!

-[exclaims]
-Oh, dear.

Perhaps next time I'll make the
gloopberries less, uh, gloopy.

Thanks, Chef Remy.
I think I'll pass on the waffles.

Oh, no.
This is what ends our friendship.

What? Vee, that's ridiculous.

Our friendship isn't going
to end because of waffles.

But can I have some water?

I can still taste the gloopberries.

But of course.

Phew! I'm still friends with Poppy.

Maybe Esmeralda was wrong
about our friendship after all.

Um, I'm never wrong.

I'm sorry, dear, but you'll see.

My prediction will come true.

It won't. It can't.

I'm still gonna try and prove you wrong,
Esmeralda.

I hope you do.
I would hate for you to lose a friendship.

Oh, and watch out
for the poltergeist pie.

Huh? Whoa!

Well, she was right about that.

Oh, no!

Poppy, you're gonna love
this next surprise.

-What is it?
-Presenting...

the Poppy Day Marching Band!

-Yay!
-Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

[horn tooting off-key]

Thanks.

That was... great.

We didn't have
a lot of time to practice.

And I'm used to floating and playing,
not marching and playing.

-My ghost feet got all confused.
-We can try it again.

No, no, no. I mean, once is enough.

Oh, no. Her song was so bad,
Poppy doesn't want to be friends anymore.

We're gonna miss you, Poppy!

What?

I was just going inside
to use the bathroom.

Oh! She's going to the bathroom!
Strike up the band!

-[horn tooting]
-[whining]

Next up for Poppy Day, presents!

[gasps] I love it! What is it?

It's a magic jewelry box!

-Open it!
-Aah!

Oh, no! I thought
it was a magic jewelry box,

but it's a magic joke box.

[sighs] This is definitely it.

The end of our friendship.

Oh, nonsense, Vee.
You're still friends.

I think.

Okay, Poppy, with Demi's help,

I've put together
a slideshow of my best friend:

-you!
-[chuckles]

Poppy Peepleson was born on a spring day
in Pennsylvania.

[all] Aw!

Soon she turned into a tiny gargoyle.

Wait, that doesn't sound right.

-Um, that's not me.
-It's me!

And what an adorable
little nugget I was.

Uh, next picture!

Years later, Poppy became a ghost,

with dreams of moving
to the big city.

-What?
-Okay, show's over.

Demi, what was that?

What? I didn't have
a lot of time to prepare.

It's okay. It's fine.

There must be something else
I can do for her.

[gasps] How about I sing you a song?

Vee, you don't need...

♪ Oh, I love Poppy
Yes, I do ♪

♪ I love Poppy ♪

Vee!

[hums fanfare, chuckles]

Look, all this stuff you did
for me today is really sweet,

but also... really weird.

What's going on?

[sighs] Okay, I'll tell you the truth.

Esmeralda said I would lose
a special friendship today,

and that friendship is you, Poppy.

What? Maybe she's wrong.

[all] She's never wrong!

So you've been doing
all these nice things for me

to make sure our friendship doesn't end?

Vee, listen. Our friendship...

Batkins, have you seen Wolfie?

Papa and I can't find him anywhere!

Oh, yeah. Wolfie was just
outside with us before when...

[gasps]

Oh, no! I left the gate open!

Wolfie must've gotten out!

Come on, everyone.
We've got a werewolf to find.

-[all] Wolfie!
-Here, boy!

-Wolfie?
-I'm sorry, Poppy.

This day was supposed to be all about you
and our friendship.

There's no time
to worry about that, Vee.

We need to find Wolfie!

You're right. Where are you, boy?

-[barking]
-Wolfie!

[both exclaim]

Oh, no! This really must be it!

Our friendship's over!

Vee, what I was going
to say before is,

it's gonna take a lot more
than gloopberries,

a not-so-great marching band,

or a muddy puddle
to end our friendship.

We're best friends.
That'll never change,

no matter what any fortune teller says.

-Really?
-Really.

[gasps] Vee, look! Wolfie prints!

-Wolfie!
-[barks]

Oh, there's our boy.
How did you girls find him?

I guess we're a pretty good team.

We are best friends, after all.

Best friends forever.

Vee! Right on schedule.

You found your lost friend,
as I predicted.

I hate to tell you, Esmeralda,

but you were wrong after all.

I could never lose Poppy,
or our friendship.

[chuckles] Oh, no, Vee.
I didn't mean Poppy.

-You didn't?
-No, no, no.

I meant that friend.

Wolfie was the friend I would lose?

This whole time,
I thought it was Poppy.

I thought I was quite clear.

Luxurious hair, great sense of humor,
and loves to play.

-[both chuckling]
-That's Wolfie, all right.

Well, we're all back together now,
and that's what matters.

I predict a group hug
in three, two, one.

-[all] Aww!
-I'm never, ever wrong.

[Vampirina] "Frog's Breath."

One dragon scale,

two dragon scales,
three dragon scales.

Time to give this little brew a stir.

I did it!

Chemistry sure is your thing, Vee.

The B and B guests will be
screaming for more.

-Monsters love snapdragon oil.
-Vee! Gregoria!

-Allergies! [stifling sneeze]
-It's not a real flower.

Oh. So what is it exactly?

My latest creation.

Toadstool tonic
and three dragon scales

make one bottle of snapdragon oil.

Swamp bubbles? Ooh, claw polish.

You made all of these?

I've really been getting into
my science projects lately.

I like chemistry. Might just be
a mad scientist when I grow up.

Oh, got any ghost glowing oil?

My blue is, uh, fading fast.

Not yet, but I'll learn one day.

I want to make everything.

♪ I studied every textbook
On spookology ♪

♪ Learned each new theory
Frank Einstein declared ♪

♪ Yes, he discovered
Monster skeletivity ♪

♪ When he said that E must
Always equal MC scared ♪

♪ I'm mad for mad science ♪

♪ The formulas
You have to use ♪

♪ And magic potions
You infuse ♪

♪ With beakers full of ooze ♪

♪ I'm mad for mad science ♪

♪ The fear-iodic table
I have memorized ♪

♪ I know the names
Of every skelement ♪

♪ I'll measure and I'll mix
And once it's stabilized ♪

♪ It's a potion
To give goblins' breath ♪

♪ A minty scent ♪

♪ I'm mad for mad science ♪

♪ Reactions that
A charm can cause ♪

♪ For those with wings
Or tails or claws ♪

♪ Sir Isaac Nightmare's laws ♪

♪ I'm mad for mad science ♪

Let's see.
What should I make next?

Ooh. Bottled swamp fog?

It's in the advanced potion section,

but... I bet I can make it.

Lab Assistant Demi reporting for duty.

Don't I look madly spooky?

[chuckles] You really do.

sh**ting stars? Frogs' breath?

How do I even measure these?

Maybe I picked a potion
that's a little too advanced.

I've never used some of these
ingredients before.

Look, there's snapdragon oil.
You already know that one.

You've got this.

Okay.

You're right. I can do it.

Six drops of snapdragon oil.

-[exclaims]
-Water from the Black Lagoon.

Uh, one cup of sh**ting stars.

Uh-oh! The sh**ting stars
are floating back to space!

-We got it!
-Leave it to us!

-[grunts]
-Got it!

The last ingredient is frogs' breath,
but it doesn't say how much.

I'm sure one croak will do.

-[croaking sound]
-Hmm.

The potion should turn into fog
once frogs' breath is added.

Maybe I'll add just a bit more.

Are you sure we shouldn't wait
for the ingredients to settle?

Vee's an expert now. She knows.

[croaking sound]

-That's it!
-Whoa!

Yay!

Let's go test it out.

My first bottle of homemade swamp fog.

Here goes nothing.

Let the fog party begin!

We did it!

[laughing]

We made bottled fog!

Huh. That doesn't look right.

-[gasps]
-[both gasp]

[shouting]

-[both gasp]
-What happened?

-[Vampirina] Huh?
-[croaks]

Aah! I'm a frog!

-Where did she go?
-Demi! [croaks] Gregoria!

[gasps] Vee? I-Is that you?

I don't think you made a fog potion,

you made a frog potion.

I think it was the frogs' breath.

-[croaks]
-I definitely used too much.

-We need to get you back to the lab.
-[Edgar] Vee!

Want to see the latest episode
of Weekly Weirdness?

It's the ghost edition! Huh?

-Uh, guess she's not home.
-[croaks]

Hey! Aw! I've always
wanted a pet frog.

They're the magical pets
of all witches and warlocks.

[both gasp]

Mom, I found a little frog without a home.

-Can I keep her?
-Okay, dear,

as long as you make sure
she's well taken care of.

Yes! Thanks, Mom!

What are we gonna do?
That's our frog. I mean bat. I mean Vee.

Oh, and she's so cute and slimy!

-We need backup.
-Singers?

[hums fanfare]

No, no, no. We need help.

We've got to figure out
a way in and find Poppy.

There. Your new home.

What am I gonna do?
I can't be Edgar's pet!

[gasps]

-[Vampirina] Demi!
-[gasps]

I thought I closed that. Weird.

I gotta get out of here!

Aw! You're playing in your water.

Oh! It's no use. I never should've tried

to make such an advanced potion
like swamp fog.

[buzzing]

[gasps] Ew! Fly!

[exclaiming]

Did you just talk?

Uh, no. I mean, uh, ribbit.

Ha! I have a talking frog!

Oh, I gotta get my camera!

-[door shuts]
-Now I really gotta get out of here.

[gasps] I'm used to having wings,

but I guess sticky frog hands will do.

Poppy can help.

Even though I might
freak her out as a frog,

I'm still her best friend.

Edgar! Did you use all the salt
for Weekly Weirdness again?

I thought you finished the potion
episode.

No time. Gotta film my frog. She talks.

Oh, how precious. Her first ribbit!

No, she really talks.

Will you hand me some milk
from the fridge before you go?

[Edgar sighs]

Hey, Poppy!

[sighs]

Poppy! Poppy!

Did someone say my name?

Me! I did! Down here!

Aah! Talking frog!

No! it's me, Vampirina!

Vee? No way. That can't be.

It is. Um, your favorite color's pink.

You had macaroni for lunch yesterday.

And we're learning about the planets
in Mr. Gore's class.

Vee? How?

And why are you a frog?

This isn't a new type
of "battys," is it?

I was trying to make
a pretty advanced fog potion,

but instead I made a frog potion.

[croaks] Now Edgar thinks
I'm his new pet!

-I can't let him keep me.
-Don't worry. I'll help you.

Whoa. Don't take this the wrong way,
but you're really slimy.

-[knock at door]
-[gasps]

-You found me!
-Where's Demi? He's not here yet?

-[knock at door]
-[Edgar] Poppy, Poppy!

-[chuckles]
-My talking frog!

Don't let her go!

-Ew! Frog slime!
-No! Catch her! Catch her!

Gross!

Aah! She's getting away!

-Come back here!
-Hurry, Vee!

Here, froggy, froggy. Here, girl.

I don't really think pink is my color.

Will you ghastly gals
open the window?

I can't find an open one anywhere.

I made it inside and you didn't?

And you can go through walls!

Oh, right! [chuckles] Oops!

-[knock at door]
-[Edgar] Poppy,

my frog is in the living room.

I need your help.

We can't let my brother catch Vee,
but I have an idea.

Here, little frog. Ribbit, ribbit.

-[exclaims]
-[gasps]

Do you see her, do you see her?

Uh, nope. Just a... a shadow.

-Oh, man!
-Ribbit!

Did you hear that?

-Ribbit!
-She's here somewhere.

Yeah. I think I saw a book move.

-Where? She's lightning fast.
-[gasps]

[chuckles]

-Ribbit!
-[gasps]

[imitates chicken clucking]

Oop. Wrong animal sound. [chuckles]

Huh? Chicken?

[clucking] That was just me.

I can chicken-dance anywhere.

-[sighs]
-[clucking]

-[sighs]
-[humming tune]

[door shuts]

[panting]

Whoo-hoo!

Time to get out of this froggy mess.

-We need to make the reverse potion.
-But how?

According to your potion book,
all we need to do

is add the ingredients in reverse.

Huh? Easy-screamy.

But what if I mess up again?

Look what happened last time.

I totally croaked!

Maybe I shouldn't be the one to do it.

Maybe I should stay away
from the lab altogether.

[Gregoria] You can't give up, Vee.

Yeah. You're the best chemist
in the Hauntley family.

Even the maddest of mad scientists
have mix-ups.

You just had a slimy one today.

If any bat can make
the reverse potion, it's you.

Or frog.

Okay. Thanks for being

the most spook-tacular
lab assistants I know.

[exhales] Let's get mad for science!

Ribbit!

[croaking sound]

[exclaims]

The snapdragon oil!

[clatters]

Oh, no. [sighs]

It's okay. I'll just make some more.

I need dragon scales and toadstool tonic.

That's snapdragon oil, all right.

Fang-tastic work, Vee.

-Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
-All right!

Time to go back to my vampire self.
I hope this works.

Whoa!

I did it!

-There's the Vee we know!
-You're back!

-No more slime!
-I can't believe it!

-We can.
-[chuckles] Thanks for believing in me.

I'm really glad I'm not a frog anymore.

But speaking of frogs,
I think it's my turn to search for one.

[croaking]

[Edgar] I know my frog's here somewhere.
I promised I would take care of her.

Did you check under the lawn chair?

Looking for this little critter?

You found my talking frog!
She was just about to say something.

Watch!

[croaks]

Aw, man!

[chuckles] I don't speak frog,

but I think she probably
just meant to say,

"Thanks for being great friends."

Are you 100% sure you can't talk?

-[croaks]
-[exclaims, coughs]

Yuck! Aw, frog's breath!

[chuckling]

Ribbit! [chuckles]

[theme music plays]