02x16 - Jumping Jack-o-Lanterns/Freeze Our Guest

[bunniefuu]

♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters
On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue
With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different
Underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest
Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl
In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange
But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Jumping Jack-O'-Lanterns."

I'm home. Mama? Papa?

-[Oxana] That's right.
-Whoo-hoo.

Whoa!

Watch the apples!

Sorry, Chef Remy. I'm just really excited,

because my school is having
a pumpkin-carving contest.

I get to make my very own
jack-o'-lantern.

Aw, that's wonderful, screamheart.

Your jack-o'-lanterns back home
were always the cutest.

And the silliest.

-And the scariest.
-Oh, sounds a lot like me.

Oh, and your jack-o'-lanterns too.

I can't believe
there's finally something

at school in Pennsylvania
that I'll be scary good at.

Then we'd better get you a pumpkin.

I hear Pennsylvania
has fangtastic pumpkins.

Actually, I was thinking
of using a Transylvanian pumpkin

for my jack-o'-lantern,

so I can make one just like
I did back home.

Can we plant some Transylvanian
pumpkins, Mama?

-Hmm.
-Transylvanian pumpkins

are a superior squash.

They're the plumpest...

And one mean shade of orange.

And I love how their seeds are invisible.

Easy to carve and cook.

Please, Mama?

All right. But Transylvanian pumpkins
take some time to grow.

They can be trickier than troll squash.

Oh, thank you, Mama!
Let's get started.

[Oxana] Oh, hold on, batkins.

First, I have to brew
some pumpkin potion

to make Transylvanian pumpkins.

[giggles] Right. Okay.
I'm just so excited.

I know, I know.

All right, here's our pumpkin potion.

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, hold on, Vee.

Remember, we have to take our time.

Oops. Right. Sorry.

First, we need rocky soil.

"Rock" is my middle name.

The wiggliest of wiggle worms.

Coming right up. Ooh, very wiggly.

Now can I pour the pumpkin potion?

One more thing.
To make the perfect pumpkin,

we need the gloomiest weather.

Aw. But it's sunny.

[slurping]

[sighs]

We don't have time
to wait for the rain.

Don't worry.
We just need a gloomy garden.

Now we're ready.

♪ We've worked with the soil
And planted our seeds ♪

♪ But there are a few things
That our garden needs ♪

♪ The potion, be careful
Don't sprinkle too much ♪

♪ You must have
A delicate touch ♪

♪ For the perfect pumpkin ♪

♪ A true monster pumpkin ♪

♪ Watch out for that stump ♪

♪ Is oranger than others
And three times as plump ♪

♪ It may take some time
Give the leaves a good wash ♪

♪ You'll get a spooktacular
Squash ♪

♪ Yes, the perfect pumpkin ♪

♪ What's taking so long ♪

♪ It's getting quite late ♪

♪ And, Mama
I hardly can wait ♪

♪ You'll know you're succeeding
When you see the signs ♪

♪ For instance, the sway
Of these swell dancing vines ♪

♪ Just simply have patience
And Vee there's no doubt ♪

♪ You know what is certain
To sprout ♪

♪ It's the perfect pumpkin ♪

Um, Mama?

Don't these pumpkins look a little small
for jack-o'-lanterns?

Are you sure we added enough
pumpkin potion?

Just wait until you see them tomorrow.

They'll be perfect.

Then I can't wait for tomorrow.

[yawns]

Rise and slime, Vee!

-[rattling]
-Oh, it's pumpkin time,

and I've got the perfect face
for your jack-o'-lantern.

Ready?

[giggles] Oh! Ooh!

Everybody knows a gargoyle face
has real character.

Aah!

Put that on a pumpkin.

[giggles] Thanks for the ideas.

But first I have to pick my pumpkin.

Oh, no. The pumpkins
are still too small.

Oh, don't worry, batkins.
The magic is still working.

We'll check on them after breakfast.

Well, okay.

But what if they don't grow in time?

I can't go to school with a tiny pumpkin.

I'm a Transylvanian.
We're known for our pumpkins.

That is true.

Remember that year we had
the world's biggest pumpkin pie?

I almost got lost
trying to find the crust.

Maybe I should add a teeny bit
more pumpkin potion.

I don't know, Vee.

Didn't your mom say
to give it more time?

But I have to go to school soon.

I can't go without a pumpkin
for the contest.

I'll add just a little more.

[all] Aah!

Whoo-hoo! It worked.

Now I got to find the perfect one.

Oh, here's one with a nice orange glow.

Here it is. Get ready for the most

spooktacular jack-o'-lantern
Pennsylvania has ever seen.

[school bell rings]

Hi, Vee. Ready to make
your jack-o'-lantern?

I've never been more ready.

Presenting a real
Transylvanian pumpkin!

-Wow!
-Nice.

I'm so excited for the contest.

All right, my pumpkin Picassos.

Start drawing a face on your pumpkin
and then you can get carving.

[gasps]

Did my pumpkin just...

Everything okay, Vee?

Yeah. Totally fine.

Time to draw my jack-o'-lantern face.

Spookily cute, if I do say so myself.

Ah!

Did your pumpkin just...

-...do that?
-Yup.

[groans]

Oh, no.

I know a nervous Vee
when I see one.

What's wrong?

Whoa!

I'm thinking it has something
to do with your pumpkin

being a Transylvanian one,

because we definitely don't
have magically growing pumpkins

in Pennsylvania.

To grow a Transylvanian pumpkin,
you need magic pumpkin potion.

But the pumpkins in our garden
didn't grow fast enough,

so I added more.

[all] Whoa!

Exactly how much did you add?

Um... Exactly... too much.

I guess I should have waited
for them to grow like Mama said.

What are we going to do?

Your pumpkin is the biggest
in the class.

Well, it has to stop growing soon.

I never thought a pumpkin
would make me so nervous.

It's okay. I think it stopped grow--

-Aah!
-Not good.

I'm afraid to look.

Hey, what's going on?

We have to hide my pumpkin
before it gets any bigger.

Be right back, Mr. Gore.

Okay, Vee.

-[all] Whew!
-That was close.

Do you think anyone will notice
your pumpkin out here?

Never mind.

What are we going to do?

It's time for backup.

Vee? W-W-Where's your pumpkin?

I'm, uh, starting over.

Made a mistake.

A big one.

Is it okay if I check something
on here?

Yes, that's fine.

Hi, Vee, I'm here,
but I'm going to stay invisible

because I just got out of the bath.

Is that why your curlers are still in?

Aah! Goblins! You can see me?

Forgot to actually go invisible.

Demi, I need your help.

Oh, so do I.

This phantom frizz is out of control.

Whoa. It is.

But we can take care of that later.
I need you. Fast.

Demi's on his way.
He'll know what to do.

I'm here. And, yes,
I always know what to do.

Of course, I don't even know
what's going on.

-Demi...
-[gasps]

...my jack-o'-lantern
got a little bit out of control.

[Demi] A little? That thing is bigger
than Bigfoot's bowling ball.

We need to shrink it.

Do you know any spells?

You know, there's a ghost
of a chance I do,

but we should really ask Oxana.

You know, she's much better
at magical gardening--

[Vampirina] No!

I mean... let's not bother Mama
about this.

We can fix it.

Okay.

Hmm, I think I remember a spell.

Oh, it goes something like...

"Little pumpkin, time to shrink,
let's jump on it in just one wink."

[Poppy] Oh, no!

-Not good.
-It's alive!

Well, on the bright side,

your jack-o'-lantern is really cute, Vee.

-[giggles]
-Aah!

Okay, now we should call Oxana.

But then Mama will know
I messed everything up.

We'll try something else.
Everybody, let's roll.

[pumpkin giggling]

In here.

Sorry, Mr. Pumpkin,
but you have to hide.

[laughs]

Oh, no! Catch that pumpkin!

You mean, run from the pumpkin!

[all scream]

[panicked chatter]

Catch it. Catch it. Catch it.

[pumpkin giggling]

Please, stop!

Whoa!

[groaning]

Oh, this is terrible.

Mama was right.

I should have waited
for the pumpkins to grow.

Well, we have no time to wait now,

because your pumpkin is heading
for the front door!

[Poppy] We can't let it go outside.

-Too late!
-Come back, pumpkin!

[giggling]

Let's get this pumpkin problem
under control.

Mama?

Oh, you're here.

How did you know?

When giant pumpkins started
taking over our backyard,

I knew something strange was going on.

But what I don't know
is how this happened.

Transylvanian pumpkins really
are trickier than I thought.

Mama, it was my fault.

I added more pumpkin potion.

You did? But why, batkins?

I told you they were going to grow.

[sighs] I know.

I guess I was just so excited

for the pumpkin-carving contest,
I didn't want to wait.

Sometimes things seem like
they're going to take forever.

And sometimes they do.

Like Papa.

I've been waiting three centuries
for him to learn how to dance.

But most things
don't take 300 years.

All it takes is a little patience.

I know that now.

I'm sorry, Mama.

Now, you girls should get back inside
before you miss the contest.

My, my, my,
it's a pumpkin extravaganza.

Now this one gets Best Smile.

Ooh, this one's hilarious.

Best Silly Face.

And this one...

[giggles]

-Whoa!
-[all gasp]

Whoa, it almost looks...alive.

[laughs nervously]

I don't think we have an award
for that this year,

but good job, Vee.

[giggles]

Thanks, Mr. Gore.

[all laugh]

Well done, everyone.

I cannot wait until next year's
pumpkin contest.

Oh, I can wait.

[all laugh]

[Vampirina] "Freeze Our Guest."

-[cuckoo squawking]
-It's time, Papa.

[TV announcer] And now for Transylvania's
number one weather reporter,

Blizzy Stormfront.

Hello, Transylvania!

You'll be having crystal clear
weather for the next week,

so that means...
I'm on vacation, whoo-hoo!

I'm headed all the way
to Pennsylvania,

where I'll be staying
at the Scare B and B,

the number one, must-see,
exotic hot spot for monsters.

Blizz out.

-That's us!
-[excited chatter]

It's not every day
your house gets a shout-out

from Transylvania's
favorite weather snowman.

Blizzy Stormfront,
staying at the Scare B and B.

I can't believe it.

Really chills my stones.

Why, Gregoria, I've never heard
you so excited about a guest.

When you've spent centuries
on the ledge of a building,

knowing if there's going
to be sun or rain or snow

is serious news.

Sounds like you're Blizzy's
biggest fan.

Good thing I installed the Tundranator.

It'll be cool as a crypt
in every room of the house,

to keep Blizzy comfortable.

Oh, and all of you
should be comfortable too.

You think of everything.

[chuckles]

How Chef chic.

Well, I think we've got
everything ready for Blizzy.

[doorbell rings]

Could that be him already?

I think I'm a little snow-struck.

-How does my granite look?
-Stone-cold.

A very chilly hello to you.

-Hello.
-[Demi] Blizzy

[Boris] And a Hauntley hello to you.

Come on in before you melt.

Yes, Pennsylvania is in
the middle of a heat wave,

but I suspect you already knew that.

I sure did.

And my trusty traveling snowsuit
got me here

just before it melted.

Good thing I won't need it anymore.

It's frigidly fantastic in here.

Thank you for going
the extra chilly mile

to turn your home into a winter
wonderland for me.

Well, it's always "cool"
to have a snow guest.

[laughs] Let me introduce you.

-This is Oxana, Vampirina--
-Vee for short.

Demi's over here, and--

Excuse me, number one fan
coming through.

Name's Gregoria.
Gargoyling's my game.

Been following your weather reports
since the blizzard of '96.



Ah, yes, that was a squall of a storm.

The air was nearly as frosty
as it is in here.

The frosty air is just
the tip of the weather iceberg

that we've got waiting for you, Blizzy.

♪ We turned the thermostat
To triple freeze ♪

♪ And filled the bedroom
With an arctic breeze ♪

♪ The shower's set
As cold as you can stand ♪

♪ We made this house
A winter wonderland ♪

♪ You'll sleep so soundly
In your frosty bed ♪

♪ Then fly to breakfast
On a magic sled ♪

♪ It's like an igloo ♪

♪ Only twice as grand ♪

♪ We made this house
A winter wonderland ♪

♪ And, oh ♪

♪ It's not the time of year
For snow ♪

♪ But let the winter weather
Flow ♪

♪ It's a paradise
For any snowman ♪

♪ And though the penguins
Might be overkill ♪

[Vampirina] ♪ It's your vacation
You deserve to chill ♪

[Demi] ♪ Your wintry wish
It is our cold command ♪

♪ We made this house
A winter wonderland ♪

[laughs]

I have a feeling this will be
the most freeze-tacular vacation ever.

Dinner is served.

Whoo-hoo! Can't wait to eat.

I've got a category five
case of the tummy rumbles.

Chef Remy's made a chilly menu
especially in your honor, Blizzy.

Indeed I did. Voilà.

We have goblin gazpacho,
iceberg salads,

frostbite sandwiches
and frozen fruit smoothies.

Goblin gazpacho? My favorite.

Uh...

Oh, yes, and I need to swap out
the silverware, or that will happen.

A little help here?

-Hold still.
-I'm holding, I'm holding. Aah!

Is dinner always this ice-citing?

Never a dull moment around here.

[slurps]

[giggles]

Ah, there's snow place like home.

Except for here with you
in the Scare B and B, of course.

We've got a whole list
of bone-chilling activities

to do together tomorrow.

We want to make this a trip
you'll never forget.

But for now,
we'll just say good night.

Okay. Good night, Hauntleys.

Don't let the frostbite bite.

Huh?

What's that dripping sound?

And why is it so hot in here?

[gasps] Water!

But where is it coming from?

[water dripping]

Whoa!

Blizzy? Are you up?

Whew. Is it hot in here?

[gasps] Blizzy!

You're...melting!

[screams]

Whew!

Were you able to fix it,
batty-boo?

Say you were able to fix it.
You can usually fix anything.

I know. And I tried.

But the Tundranator is Tundra-kaput.

A gasket broke.

I ordered a new one from Transylvania,

but it'll be a while before it gets here.

There must be something
we can do in the meantime.

Yeah, this humidity
is terrible for my pores,

which are melting.

I've got it. Emergency freezer time.

Follow me.

Water, the water is everywhere.

Chef Remy, do you think you can
make some room in the freezer?

Well, of course,
but why, may I ask?

I see where you're going with this, Boris.

Done it a dozen times myself
when I needed to keep my cool.

[chuckles]

Are you okay in there, Blizzy?

Frosti-lutely.

Ah, I'm already feeling much better.

This is only temporary, until we
can come up with a new plan.

Well, you'll know where
to find me when you do.

[laughs] Blizz out.

We can't keep Transylvania's
number one weather snowman

in the freezer forever.

Gregoria's right.

We need to figure something out.

Oh, how about we try
a winterizing charm?

Yeah, yeah, we can get it
snowing again in here just like that.

I've never done
a winterizing charm before.

Have you, Demi?

Oh, yeah, I've done this spell
a million times.

Okay, who's ready to chill out?

Clouds in the sky, hover low,
come down here and make it snow.

Call me crazy-- Whoops!

Easy!

But these are penguins, not snow.

Aw, even though they're the
cutest things I've ever seen.

Let me try it again.

Clouds in the sky, hover low,
come down here and make it snow.

-Oops.
-Whoa!

Goblins.

Help!

I just remembered,

while I've done this charm
a million times,

I've never been actually able
to make it work.

Mama, maybe you should give
the winterizing spell a try.

You're the best there is at spells.

I'll give it a whirl, batkins.

Clouds in the sky, hover low,

come down here and make it snow.

-Go, Mama!
-You did it.

Yeah, she's much better at this.
I kind of liked the penguins.

Sometimes a spell just needs

a little extra scary flair
to get it to work.

[laughs] Oh.

We should probably go get Blizzy
out of the freezer.

[all laughing]

-[ringing]
-Hello?

[yawning] It's Poppy.

I think you should look outside.

Why? It's the middle of the night.

[Poppy] Because Pennsylvania
is having a heat wave,

but it's snowing over your house.

Very not Pennsylvanian.

But very Transylvanian.

Thanks, Poppy. Got to go, bye.

Everybody, we have a problem.

It looks like the winterizing
spell worked too well.

What kind of a storm is this, Blizzy?

You know everything there is
to know about weather.

This is no Pennsylvanian cloud.

It's a magical cloud,

forged from the winterizing charm.

So it'll take magic to make it go away.

-But how?
-We'll need to drop

de-clouding crystals into the cloud.

That'll stop the storm outside,

while keeping the charm working inside.

But I didn't bring any crystals with me.

Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have
packed all those extra hats.

Blizzy, I'm great at chemistry.

I can make the de-clouding
crystals in my laboratory.

Fangtastic thinking, batkins.

Demi and I can help.

One batch of magic crystals for my hero
coming right up.

[bubbling]

Here you go, one monster-sized
order of de-clouding crystals.

Storm-sational.

It's snow time.

[grunts]

Wait for it.

Oh, frost.

The storm is too powerful
for just a handful of crystals to stop it.

We need to get closer.

What if we fly the crystals
right into the heart of the storm?

Sounds risky.

Do you think it will work, Blizzy?

Ice-solutely. You just need to drop them

into the center of the storm
at the same time.

I'll guide you to do it from down here.

You can count on us, Blizzy.

Vee, Boris, ready?

[all] Ready.

[all grunting]

-[wind gusting]
-[all] Whoa!

[Oxana]
It's so windy.

-Watch for the updraft.
-[Boris] Hold on!

And the westerly winds.

[all exclaim]

Dodge that flurry.

Whoa!

Cross multiply.

Carry the one.

Hauntleys, I'm so sorry,

but we're one crystal short
for bringing this storm down.

[gasps]

Oh, no. What are we going to do?

Make way for the gargoyle.

I think I'm your number one fan!

Gregoria!

-Fangtastic.
-We're ready, Blizzy.

Okay, on my count.

Three, two, one.

[all] Whoa!

Drop the crystals.

[grunts]

Wow!

-We did it!
-[excited chatter]

I have a special late-night treat

of frozen hot chocolate
for the storm chasers out here.

Chef Remy, we stopped
the winterizing charm outside.

Is it still working in the house?

Oh, yes, it is colder
than a polar bear's nose in the house.

Brr!

Thank you all for helping me to stay cool.

This really has been a trip
I'll never forget.

-Wonderful.
-Yay!

[cuckoo squawking]

It's time, Papa.

[TV announcer] And now,
back from his vacation,

Blizzy Stormfront.

Hello, Transylvania.

I want to give a special shout-out

to the Hauntley family in Pennsylvania.

While weather may be
a strong force of nature,

nothing is stronger
than the friendships you make,

which can help you ride out any storm.

Blizzy's right. There's no one
I'd rather get snowed in with.

[all] Aw.

Blizz out.

[all laugh]

[theme music playing]