02x13 - Vamp-iversary/Wolf Boy

[bunniefuu]

♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters
On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue
With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different
Underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our tastes
May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest
Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl
In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange
But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Vamp-iversary!"

-I found the ribbon!
-I've got the wrapping paper!

And I found the bow.

Or I should say, the bow found me.

Oh, I just love wrapping presents!

It seems you love
wrapping everything. Even us!

[giggle] Sorry about that.

I get a little excited
when it's someone's birthday!

[gasp]

Remind me whose birthday it is?

It's no one's birthday, Demi.

It's Mama and Papa's anniversary.

We're celebrating the day
Boris and Oxana got married.

Their big 4-0-0!

I can't believe
they got married 400 years ago.

Seems like just yesterday
they were saying, "I boo."

It's a really special day for them,

which is why I wanted to
give them the perfect gift.

-And I think I found it.
-Whoa!

This is the painting of Boris and Oxana's
first dinner together.

Oh, so sweet.

[coughs] And so dusty.
Even for our house.

-Do you think they'll like it?
-Oh, please, are you kidding?

A portrait of their first date?
They're gonna love it!

And finished.

I can't wait to see the look
on their faces when they see it.

And I can't wait
to get this bow off my head.

-A hand please?
-[giggles] Here you go.

Morning, Mama! Morning, Papa!

-Morning, Batkins.
-Hi, little Vee.

Where are you going?

I was just, uh, going to get some

new air de-fresheners
for the... the basement.

We're all out of Wet Werewolf
and Murky Swamp.

[nervous chuckle]
It barely stinks down there at all.

I'm, uh, well, you see, I'm, uh...

running out to take my cloaks
in for dry cleaning!

Yep! That's what I'm doing.

Uhh, what cloaks?

Uh... [chuckles] Oops!

Here they are! Well, be back soon.

Muwa! Have fun, you three!

OK, bye!

-[door shuts]
-That was strange.

-Stranger than normal!
-You could say that again.

They didn't even give us a chance
to wish them a happy anniversary!

Huh. If I didn't know better,

I'd say they forgot
about the whole thing.

[gasps] You're right!

Mama and Papa must've
forgotten their anniversary!

Are you saying zere are no
guests of honor?

-Afraid you missed them.
-Aww...

But I didn't even get to serve zem
zeir anniversary boo-berry parfaits!

And I must say they
would've just loved them.

Mmm... Delish!

We didn't get to give them
our gift either.

Yeah, and we wrapped it perfectly!

Almost perfectly.

We can't let Mama and Papa
miss their special day.

We gotta remind them what
their anniversary is all about.

And how do you propose we do that?

By giving them a really big gift!
Even bigger than this.

[gasps] Like a dragon?

No, but what if,

instead of giving them a picture
of their first date, we recreate it?

And when they come home, it'll remind them
why their anniversary is so important.

-Perfect!
-A romantic dinner for two?

Sounds sappy and sentimental.

And downright adorable. I'm in.

This ghostly host is at your service!

And you will certainly need my
impeccable culinary expertise.

But how are we supposed to know
what their first dinner was like?

I think we have everything
we need to know right here.

My parents will be back soon,
so we don't have a lot of time.

First thing we've gotta
figure out is what to cook.

Leave zat to za professional.

Mm... Uh-huh. Just as I thought.

-What is it?
-Exploding egg soufflé.

Tell me that's easier to make
than it sounds.

Great goblins, no!

It is za most difficult and messy

of all the Transylvanian cuisines.

Only a truly gifted, inventive
and all-around magnifique chef

could pull off such a feat!

Luckily, I am all of those things.
So, I will try.

While Chef Remy's cooking,
we should set the table.

Purple tablecloth, yellow flowers,
plates and silverware.

-This should be easy.
-Hold on a second...

Uh-oh. This isn't gonna be easy at all.

We have to set the table
on the ceiling!

They were eating at the Bat Cave,

Transylvania's best
ceiling-top diner for vampires.

But how are we supposed to get
the table up there?

Leave that to me!

"Towards the ceiling
Away from the ground

Make everything here
Go flipping and..."

[stutters] Excuse me.

"Go flipping and..."

[grunts] Just hang on there.

Pages are stuck together!

"Upside down!

"Flipping and upside down!" Yes.

Too late! You just made
everything start flipping!

[gasps] Quick! Grab something!

[yelling]

They won't stop flipping!

Whoa! We don't have time for this.

Boris and Oxana will be back soon.

Whoa! We still need flowers.

Don't worry! I'll get this
all flipped around.

See what I did there?

Oh, OK, not the time for jokes!

-Vee, you get the flowers.
-You sure?

Yeah, We got everything
under control...

[gasp] There!

At least this should be easy.

-Huh?
-[flowers crying]

Uh-oh, spoke too soon.

It's OK. Don't cry.

Think about something happy.

Like, uh, an ice scream sundae.

At least we didn't make it worse.
[chuckles]

-OK, we made it worse.
-Any luck with the flowers?

[crying]

Oh! They're so pretty!

And so... sad.

-What kind of flowers are these?
-Weeping Wisterias.

They cry. That's what they do.

We're gonna need a bigger vase.

Great news!
After meticulous preparation,

I've finally completed
ze exploding egg soufflé!

[gasps]

-Look out!
-[gasps]

Oh, no!

[groans]

Ah, looks like you got some,
uh, egg on your face. [chuckles]

I'm aware.

Now we have no flowers,

no dinner and no dining table
to put it on!

Mama and Papa's spooktacular anniversary
dinner is a spooktacular mess.

Well, not everything's a mess.

There's still dessert.

You made cupcakes, too?

Of course, I did!

A whole tray of zem
right there on the... counter.

What? All this chasing down
chairs makes a gargoyle hungry.

-Oh, zis is terrible!
-Terrible?

Nah, they taste great.

And they're just
some harmless cupcakes.

They are not cupcakes,
they are lovecakes!

Whoever eats zem is charmed to fall in
love with the first thing they see!

[gasps]

Well, hello there, handsome...

May I have this dance?

I have never seen someone
quite so transparent.

[giggles]

Great, now Demi and Gregoria
are under a love spell?

Things can't possibly get any worse.

[Boris] Batkins, we're home!

I was wrong. It can get worse.
My parents are home!

Oh! What do we do?

Distract Mama and Papa
while I try to clean up.

I can't let them see this mess.

Well, hello zer, and welcome home!

Great day to chat, isn't it?
Here, in the foyer.

Please, please, please! [laughs]

Hmm... Something's going on.

Oh, nothing! Nothing is going on...

[chuckles] Back there.

-Or... anywhere...
-[clattering]

-What was that?
-I did not hear anything.

Whoo! You really know how
to spin a gargoyle!

And one, and two! Oh, you simply float
across the dance floor!

Has there ever been a more
enchanting day?

Oh! Have I told you za joke

about why za skeleton
knew it was gonna rain?

He could feel it in his bones.

[chuckles] See, get it? Bones.

Funny, right? At least... topical?

[clattering]

I've been taking vocal lessons.

Would you like to hear?

[vocalizing]

OK, that's enough.
We can see right through you.

Well, of course you can,
I am made of bones!

He means we know
something's going on.

And we're gonna
get to the bottom of it.

B-b-b-but you don't
want to go in zer! Please!

I have more jokes!

-[gasp]
-Stay right there, table!

Don't cry, pretty flower! Ohh!

[clears throat] Le cough!

Vee? What's going on?

Mama... Papa...

I'm uh... I'm uh...

I'm sorry.

You were both so busy this morning,

I was worried you forgot your anniversary.

So, we tried to recreate your first date.

I just wanted you to remember
what a special day it is.

Instead, we just made a big mess.

Aww, Batkins, that's so sweet.

But we didn't forget our anniversary.

-You didn't?
-Of course not.

I've been trying to find a gift
for your mother all day!

And I've been trying to find
something for your father.

So, that's why you both
were rushing around?

It's frightfully hard shopping
for a vampire in Pennsylvania.

-I'm afraid I struck out.
-[laughs] Me too.

I spent hours trying to find
the perfect gift

when, it turns out, the perfect gift
was waiting right here.

Your mother's right.

But all I did was make a big mess.

That's not a very good gift.

You spent all day trying to do
something special for us.

That's the best gift you could get us.

Oh! You are perfect!

That being said, it looks like you need
a little help with the cleanup.

Stop the table clean the floor,

put everything back
how it was before!

You did it, Mama!

-Huh?
-What?

Uh, does someone
want to explain to me

why I'm nuzzling this coat rack?

And why am I holding this vase?

Ooh! Besides the fact
that I look devilishly handsome in it.

[giggles] It looks like
everything's back to normal.

Oh, you are perfect! Just perfect!

[giggle] I think.

In that case, should we eat?

Ooh! That's a terror-ific idea.

And it looks like
we have plenty for everyone.

But, Mama, if we eat with you,
then it's not like your first date!

You're right, little Vee. It's better.

♪ Four hundred years
Spent in scare-ital bliss ♪

♪ Years of fang-tabulous
Moments like this ♪

♪ Shared with the ghoul
I adore ♪

♪ And each more perfect
Than the one before ♪

♪ Love gets better with time ♪

♪ It's stronger than Sasquatch
It's sweeter than slime ♪

♪ Love gets better with time ♪

♪ It's charming as magic
And far more sublime ♪

♪ Each mile that we've flown, dear ♪

♪ Our love's only grown, dear ♪

♪ More dreadful, delightful ♪

♪ More monstrously frightful ♪

♪ Love gets better with time ♪

Would you pass the soufflé, Chef Remy?

Why certainly! [chuckles]

What a perfect way
to celebrate our anniversary.

It's just like our first date,
except with all of you!

Aren't we forgetting
one tiny detail, though?

Hmm... Yes, we are.

Happy Anniversary, Mama and Papa!

Thanks, Batkins.

I can't believe it's already
been 400 years.

Here's to 400 more!

-This is awesome!
-Mmm, delicious!

-Here's to another festive 400!
-Wonderful!

[Vampirina] "The Wolf Boy."

I found some of Wolfie's
old squeaky toys in the attic.

-[squeaking]
-Perfect!

Our wolf guests will love them!

And they'll love me!

I've been told that I have
that full moon look.

[giggles] I bet our guests are excited
about tonight's full moon.

I'll never understand
why wolves love

howling at the moon so much.

[howls]

Feels pretty good to me!

-[giggles]
-[clang]

[grunts]

Hey, Edgar. What are you doing?

I'm getting ready for my

"Weekly Weirdness
Full Moon Special."

It's my web show's biggest
episode every month!

I had 12 viewers last time!

-Sounds spooktacular!
-It's gonna be epic.

I have to get my telescope just right.

-[doorbell rings]
-[screaming]

And good luck. Gotta go!

Vee, meet our guests, the Lycanthralls.

I'm Al and this is my son, Fangbert.

Nice to meet you. I'm Vampirina.

-You can call me Fang.
-Hi, Fang!

Do you wanna go outside for a snack?

We have something that I think
you'll really wolf down!

Yeah, sure!

Al, why don't I show you
the rest of the house.

Wolfie likes his snacks outside,
so we thought you would, too.

Who wants a snack? Fang wants a snack?

Does Fang want a snack?

Uh, sure...

-Huh?
-No fangs?

That's strange
since your name is... Fang.

Now are you a squeaky-toy
or chew-toy kind of wolf?

I'm partial to the squeak,

but no one's ever accused me
of being quiet.

That's for sure.

And... fetch.

Oh, I get it.

You think I'm a wolf, but I'm not.

-I'm a wolf-boy.
-A wolf-boy? Of course!

That explains everything! [chuckles]

What's a wolf-boy exactly?

It means I'm half-wolf
and half-human.

Since I'm part human,
my dad brought me here

to make some human friends.

He always says every wolf needs a pack,
even if that pack has humans in it.

And that's great!

I've met the best human friends
since moving to Pennsylvania.

I guess you could say
they're my pack.

Wait right here!

[gasps] Whoa...
Is that your Moon Gazer 2,000?

Yeah, it's...

[both] The best telescope
for full moon watching!

[chuckles] I'm Fang.

Hey. Edgar. Nice necklace!

Thanks! The moon is kinda my thing.

Me too. Tonight, I'm hoping to spot

some moon aliens or a crater monster,
maybe even a UFO.

I'm not picky.
Whoa! You have a lot of hair.

-Are you shaving yet?
-No, it's just, uh, how I am.

-It's different.
-Yeah, I know.

-Hear that a lot.
-I like it!

Huh?

Fang!

Fangbert? Where'd he go?

Uh, Vee, who exactly
are we looking for?

The name Fang
is making me nervous.

Oh, Fang doesn't even have fangs.
He's half-wolf and half-human.

So... just half a little scary.

There you are!

I have two pretty awesome humans
I want you to meet.

-Hi!
-Hello!

Sorry the wolf house is so small.

We were expecting two wolves and--

Not a half-wolf, half-human?

[sighs] Yeah, that's kinda
how this always goes.

I just don't fit.

Not here, not in Transylvania,
not anywhere!

Every wolf has a pack. But not me.

♪ I just want a pack of my own ♪

♪ So maybe for once
I don't feel so alone ♪

♪ A group I could be with
And simply be me with ♪

♪ Safe in a pack of my own ♪

♪ If I had a pack of my own ♪

♪ A feeling of friendship
I've never known ♪

♪ Some wolves I could run with
Or pals to have fun with ♪

♪ Finally a pack of my own ♪

I'm not fully human or monster ♪

♪ You know what I mean ♪

♪ I'm not really one or the other ♪

♪ I'm somewhere in between ♪

♪ Could I have a pack of my own ♪

♪ To howl at the moon
In a sweet baritone ♪

♪ Or maybe begin with ♪

♪ One single friend I fit in with ♪

♪ In a pack that's all our own ♪

[howls]

Don't worry, Fang.

We're gonna help you find your pack.

Maybe if we did some human things,
you could fit in with human friends.

Really? Even with Edgar?

He's a true full moon fan,
just like I am!

I've never met anyone
like him before.

I've never met anyone
quite like Edgar either.

But my brother can be pretty cool.

So, what human thing
should we do first?

Let's start in the kitchen!

OK, now we can get started
with zis boring human food.

We have almost everything
we need to make...

[clears throat] Cupcakes.

-We just need a bowl.
-I got it. [grunts]

Great wolf jump! How'd you do that?

That was really high!

I was raised by wolves. Here you go.

[all exclaim]

-[coughing]
-My kitchen!

Oops. My tail always gets in the way...

-Careful!
-Oh, no, no! Be careful!

Watch out!

[gasps]

[exhales] Sorry... again.

[sighs] Baking might not be for me.

Then we'll find another
human thing for you to do.

How about... painting?

We do that all the time in human school.

I could get my paws behind that.

Ohh, uh-huh, very nice work
on the strings.

Oh, love the detail
in your tutu. Exquisite!

And what do we have here... [screams]

-What's wrong?
-Oh!

[stuttering] Your painting is...
very lifelike.

And I am positively, absolutely
not afraid of your cat.

Don't you hiss at me, miss.

How's your painting coming, Fang?

I'm, uh, mixing colors
for the surface of the full moon.

[gasps]

OK, take cover. I know
a wolf shake when I see one.

-What's a wolf shake?
-[grunting]

-Watch out!
-That's a wolf shake.

Sorry, sometimes
my wolf instincts take over.

Happens to me, too. Except I get
the battys... when I'm nervous.

Maybe painting isn't the right
human activity for you either.

I know what we should try next.

Do you play any instruments, Fang?

I was in a band a couple of moons ago.

But I didn't bring my guitar.

-That's OK. You can use mine.
-Thanks!

We'll start playing a song
and you can jump in when you're ready.

[upbeat music plays]

Awooo-some!

I didn't know human kids
jammed like this!

Oh, yeah! We know how to rock.

[music stops]

Sorry.

I forgot that my guitar at home
has monster-strength strings.

There goes another
human thing I messed up.

Uh, don't worry.

It can be hard trying new things.

How about we try doing something
you like to do?

Well, I do like playing fetch...
I mean, catch.

Well, lucky for you,
I found this ball in the attic.

I have no idea what it's for...
so, let's play with it!

All right, Fang.
You start in the outfield.

If that involves catching,
I'm ready.

We need to be careful.
Edgar is next door.

Oh, we'll be fine! What you really have
to watch out for is my underhand.

-[grunts]
-[ball screams]

-What kind of ball is that?
-It's really loud!

Oh, no! It's a magical shrieker ball!

Great ghosts! I must have
missed the shrieking part!

Oh, they always say
to read the fine print.

Huh?

That was close.

We can't let my brother
see a magic ball!

I'm on it! [grunts]

What are you doing?

Um... [grunts]

Practicing my full moon dance.

Never heard of a full moon dance.

Does it involve magic? Or werewolves?

Nope. Just a lot of... b-b-bouncing.

Well, it sure is... interesting.

[sighs] Man, I blew it again.

-[screams]
-Oh, no!

-Whoa!
-Look out!

It's too fast!

I'm on you, shrieker! [groans]

I got it! I don't got it!

[grunts] [howls]

If the ball goes any higher,

Edgar will be able
to see it with his telescope!

What should we do?

I can't fly after it,
because Edgar might see me.

Uh... Fang, can you
jump high enough to get it?

Uh, I... I think so.

[deep breath]

[grunts]

What was that?

-[grunts]
-Whoa!

-Where'd you come from?
-Um...

Aww, man!

Now I have to set up
for my episode all over again!

I'm so sorry.

Can I lend you a paw, uh, a hand?

I gotta fix this.

Oh, my fans aren't gonna be
happy if I miss the moon.

[sighs]

Great job, Fang!

You jumped so much higher
than before!

-What's wrong?
-Uh, did you see that?

It was so embarrassing.
In front of Edgar... again!

Doubt I'll ever be friends with him.

[sighs] No matter how hard I try,
I'll never have a pack of my own.

-Don't go!
-We can be your pack!

I think Fang has someone else in mind.

Someone who loves the full moon
just as much as he does.

Aww. Talk about a down dog.

I mean, wolf... half-wolf.

I wish I knew how to cheer him up.

Hey, Fang.

Um... why don't you go watch
the full moon with Edgar?

[sighs] I'll just see it next month.

What? You love the full moon.

And there's only one other
person I know, human or monster,

who loves it as much as you do.

But... what if I do something
totally embarrassing... again?

What if you don't?

You can't find your pack if you don't try.

Welcome loyal viewers
to a special episode

celebrating the full moon!

Just waiting for the sky to clear.

Did you know that a full moon in January
is called a "wolf moon"?

Did you know that the second
full moon in a month

is called a "blue moon"?

There it is!

-[laughs]
-Cool!

[howls]

Uh... Uh... [gasps]

[laughs]

[howls]

[both howling] [both laughing]

Watching the full moon
is way more fun with a friend.

[both continue howling]

Looks like Fang
found his pack after all.

[howls]

What? I wanted to try it out.

[both howling] [both laughing]

[theme music playing]