02x09 - Beach Night/Gregoria Takes Flight

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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters
On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue with pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our tastes
May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest
Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl in a human world ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange, but it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Beach Night!"

[happy bark]

[laughs] Morning, Wolfie.

-[barks]
-[gasps] I almost forgot!

It's beach day with the Peeplesons!

[barking]

Aw, shrieks!
This is terrible beach weather.


not a cloud in the sky?

Sunny days are perfect for the beach!

Hey, Poppy.

It's just vampires and bright sun
aren't exactly a great combination.

But I'm thinking we'll still have
the best beach day ever.

Hmm.

That's all we need for a day
at the beach, right?

That's all we need
for an entire week at the beach.

Better to be over-prepared
than underprepared.

-Mwah!
-That's what I always say.

When you're a gargoyle at the beach,

you gotta be prepared
for all those seagulls.

[Poppy] So if you're in the sun too long,
what happens?

Worst case?

We get the batties. Bad.

Which would not be a good thing
in front of your mom and brother.

Not good at all!

[Vampirina] But we'll be okay

with our extra super strength
vampire sunblock.

I knew I was forgetting something.

There we go.

I don't really have enough space for it
in this bag.

I got you covered.

Turns out ghost swim trunks
don't take up that much room.

-Ahh!
-Heh!

-[doorbell rings]
-[Edna] Yoo-hoo! It's us!

-Aah!
-Quick! Demi, Gregoria, in here!

Well, hello there, Hauntleys!

Thank you for inviting us along
for a day of fun in the sun!

Of course! Is everyone ready?

-[Vampirina] Yup!
-[Poppy] Yeah!

Fully charged!

Then the First Annual Hauntley
and Peepleson Beach Day,

here we come!

Oh! Unh!

What's in here, a pile of rocks?

Who's she calling a pile of rocks?

Unh! Ooh!

[Edna] I simply adore a beach day.

I just love curling up under the sun
with a good book.

What is everyone else excited for?

Poppy and I are going to build
a haunted sandcastle.

With a real moat.

I can't wait to stretch my legs.

Oh, me too.

[grunting]

[chuckles] Well, what do you know?
Perks of being a ghost.

-[phone beeping]
-Are we there yet?

No. It's not too far as the bat flies,

but driving, uh...

Well, only a few more hours to go.

[Vampirina] Everyone ready?

[Edgar] Gas? Check.

Snacks? Check. All ready.

But how long till we stop
for a bathroom break?

This is the bathroom break.

Oh, yeah!

Well, in that case,
I'm not ready quite yet.

I thought they'd never leave.

Gargoyles need
pit stops too, you know?

That basket's barely double the size
of an airplane seat.

-[Demi inhaling to inflate himself]
-Don't worry.

We'll be there before you know it.

And I'm stocked with plenty of road trip
spookies and snacks.

[laughs] Gregoria,
toss me a box a Eerie-Ade, will you?

[humming]

Where's your bag?

Oh, with all the other bags, I assume.

[gasps] Hmm!

-No! No, no, no, no!
-What?

Good news is that I know
exactly where my bag is.

And the bad news?

[Demi] It's on the kitchen table!

At home? But our extra
super strength sunscreen is in there!

Well, at least I remembered to pack it.

Don't worry. You can borrow
as much of my sunscreen as you need.

Thanks, darling,
but all the human sunscreen in the world

wouldn't protect us.

This is why we vampires prefer
a cloudy day at the beach.

A few minutes in the sun,
and... we're bats!

Guess we're heading back home.

But what are we gonna tell
Edgar and Ms. Peepleson?

They're so excited for beach day.

[sighs] It's too bad
we can't have a beach night

like we did back in Transylvania.

That's it! We don't
have to cancel the trip!

We just can't get there
until the sun goes down.

But that means we'll have to take
a reaaally long time getting to the beach.

And it means more time in the car
with this ghoul.

Well, maybe a road trip
could be fun,

and once the sun is down,
we can get to the beach

and have a spooktacular time.

That's a great idea, Vee.

But will Edna notice
if we take too long?

Peepleson family road trips
always take longer than expected.

-We're used to it.
-This could really work!

What should we do first?

[Edna chuckling]

Oh, Edgar!

I have an idea.

[air hissing]

There! Now we're not going anywhere.

Whoa! Except for me!

Oh, my! Looks like
someone has a flat tire!

What? No!

That can't possibly be! [gasps]

You're right!

We'll need to fix this
before we can get back on the road.

I think I have a spare tire
in here somewhere.

Uh, Poppy, Vee!

Help me document this
for my web show.

Hello, fans.

We're on the road
with "Weekly Weirdness,"

and we've got the dreaded flat tire!

How did it happen?

-We may never know.
-[bumps head] Oh!

[Edgar] Could it have been
a sharp rock? A nail?

Or maybe a monster claw!

Ah, here we go!

But this might take awhile.

Move aside!

Let Edna Peepleson
get her hands dirty!

-[Oxana] Wow!
-[Edgar] Way to go, Mom!

That was... fast.

A little too fast.

Well, what are we waiting for?

-Back on the road to the beach!
-[car door slams]

We're really making
great time, aren't we?

Uh, we'll be batty--

I mean, uh, beachy before we know it.

Papa! Look!

The park!

We always drive by
on the way to the beach!

-[Boris] Ah, yes, little Vee.
-[brakes screech]

We definitely have time to take a detour.

Uh, are you sure this is on the way?

This is the scenic route.

Shouldn't the beach be down?
You know, towards the sea?

Oh, this is still definitely
in the right direction.

It just, uh, gives us a chance
to so some sightseeing.

Ahh! I can almost smell the ocean air!

Whoa! Look at that huge bird!

[Vampirina] I think it's an eagle!

[Edgar] Awesome!

That's wonderful, hon,

but could you do me a favor
and check the GPS?

This just doesn't seem right.

[female GPS voice] Now starting directions
to the beach.

Step one, turn around.

You are going the wrong direction.

[chuckles]

[nervous laugh]

I must have gotten, uh, this confused
with the other scenic road.

-[Edna] Huh.
-[Boris laughs nervously]

I have a feeling we're gonna get
to the beach while it's still sunny.

What do we do?

I've got one more trick up my sleeve.

[whispering] Follow my lead!

Uh, how about some tunes?

[Demi inside dashboard]
And for anyone listening,

who is on the way to the beach,
you should turn around right now!

The weather out here is dreadful,

not to mention the swarm of scare-fish!

They may even close the beach
for the rest of the day!

Well, that doesn't seem right.

It looks perfect out there!

Maybe try a different station.

-[click]
-[DJ] This next song

goes out to all
those beach-goers out there.

What a beautiful day for the beach!

I guess the other station
was talking about a different beach?

[DJ] Here are the AquaSox!

♪ Hit the beach for a bash
In the summer sun ♪

[Poppy and Vampirina]
Our favorite song!

♪ Splash in the summer sun ♪

[singing] ♪ Well, the days
Are getting hotter ♪

♪ So we'll party in the water ♪

♪ 'Cause the beach
Is truly second to none ♪

♪ We're splashing
In the summer sun ♪

♪ In the summer sun ♪

♪ In the summer sun ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, the summer sun ♪

[snoring]

At this rate, it's gonna take all day
to get to the beach.

Although every time I try
to take a sip of Eerie-Ade,

your dad takes a sharp turn
and I spill all over!

Sorry, Demi.

We're getting way
too close to the beach,

so Papa's driving in circles.

-[bump]
-[all] Whoa!

Aah! Oh!

-Are we driving in circles?
-What? No.

Well, Mr. Hauntley has made, like,


[nervous chuckle]

How... very... observant of you.

Here. You can use my phone's GPS
for the rest of the way.

[snort] With that help,
we should be at the beach in no time!

Why, yes!

I can't think of anything else
that could possibly delay us.

Can anyone else think of anything?

Well, then, I guess we're headed
straight to the beach.

I think this just went from bad to batty!

Come on, Mom!

[Poppy] What are you gonna do?

You can't go out there
without your vampire sunscreen!

We'll just have to wing it
and hope we don't sprout wings.

Maybe we won't have to worry.

Look! Our super long
road trip worked!

-[Oxana] Ohh!
-[Boris] Wonderful!

Oh, for cry eye!

We came all this way,
and we can't even enjoy the sun!

This is actually
our favorite time at the beach.

-Really?
-Really?

Sure! A night time beach party?

It's bat-tastic... without the bats.

I mean, you know, it's beach-tastic.

[Vampirina] There's
so much spooktacular stuff

you can't do during the day, too.

Like what?

Stargazing, flashlight tag.

And bonfires!

Cool!

You sure can see a lot of stars!

And it is a little spooky out here.

I like it!

[surf music playing]

♪ Come on, everybody
Give a shrieky good screech ♪

♪ And grab your boogie board ♪

♪ For a night at the beach ♪

♪ Building haunted castles
There on that dreadful dune ♪

♪ Splashing in the light of the moon ♪

♪ We'll have a beach night party ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, beach night party ♪

♪ We'll have a beach night party ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, beach night party ♪

♪ Play your spookylele ♪

♪ Or just go catch a wave ♪

♪ Bury Dad in sand ♪

♪ Oh, it's as snug as a grave ♪

♪ Chase the ghost crabs ♪

♪ Fly your skeleton kite ♪

♪ Floating lanterns light up the night ♪

♪ We'll have a beach night party ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, beach night party ♪

♪ We'll have a beach night party ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, beach night party, whoa-oh ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, grab
Your bucket and towel ♪

♪ Bucket and towel ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, give the moon
A good howl ♪

♪ Moon a good howl ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, there is no substitute ♪

♪ I've got a pound of sand in my suit ♪

♪ We'll have a beach night party ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, beach night party ♪

♪ We'll have a beach night party ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, beach night party ♪

♪ We'll have a beach night party ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, beach night party ♪

You know, this may not have been
the beach day I was expecting,

but I sure did have oodles of fun.

Mm-hmm.

And these s'mores are delicious!

If we got here earlier,
we might have left before the sunset.

Yeah! And let's not forget
how much fun the car ride was, too!

Who knew Mom was such a car expert?

This was a great day!

So is everyone ready to head home?

I wouldn't mind making my way
towards shut-eye.

[Edna humming]

You sure do take that garden gnome
everywhere.

Nothing makes a beach feel like home
quite like a gnome.

[Oxana and Edna chuckle]

[GPS voice] Starting route
towards home.

Turn around.

You are going the wrong direction.

-[Boris laughs nervously]
-[GPS voice] Again.

[Vampirina] "Gregoria Takes Flight!"

Phew! Sure is foggy tonight.

I can't see a single thing.

Wait! Is that the moon?

-[laughs]
-Aah! Demi!

I thought you were the full moon!

Why, thank you.
We do share the same handsome glow.

Mm-hmm.

So how was the night flight?

Oh. My. Ghosts!

We got the most incredible
view of the stars ever!

[Vampirina] That was amazing!

-Wonderful!
-Ooh, spooktastic.

We saw so many stars!

Way more than you
can see down here!

Oh, I pity anyone who has to stargaze
from a rooftop!

-[chuckles]
-[Vampirina] Um...

were you able to see anything
from down here, Gregoria?

Not through this fog.

It's thicker than poltergeist pea soup.

But it's okay. Tomorrow is the real show.

That's when the Vampirus constellation
is visible in the sky.

You know, it only appears
once every 500 years.

Wow, you really like stargazing, huh?

All gargoyles do.

Why do you think we're always perched
on rooftops?

We like a front row seat to see the stars.

Mm, I wish you could come with us
on our night flights then.

Eh, it's all right.

Even though I've got little wings,
I'm made of stone,

so I'm used to staying on the ground.

I'll just watch the constellation
from here tomorrow night.

Well, we should check the news
for tomorrow's weather forecast

and make sure we have
safe flying conditions.

[male newscaster] And now
the local weather report

with our award-winning
Chuck Clouderman.

Uh, evening, folks.

Unfortunately, tomorrow Pennsylvania

will be covered with a thick layer
of fog all night,

making it incredibly
difficult to see outside.

Make sure to be careful and--

[TV clicks off]

Guess I won't be able to see
the constellation at all.

Wait! What about riding a broom with us?

You've done that before.

I'm sorry, little Vee.

But brooms are fast
and hard to control,

even when the weather is good.

It would be too dangerous to use one
when it's so foggy out.

Ah, it's okay.

It's not like I have
to wait another 500 years

to see the constellation again.

But she does have to wait
another 500 years to see it again!

I think she knows that.

You know what?

We're gonna find a way for you to see
the constellation tomorrow night!

-Really?
-Yep!

How?

Wait. Yeah, how?

We're gonna figure out
a way to make you fly.

[Demi] Listen up, students!
Flight school is in session!

We're your instructors, Demi and Vee.

I'm regretting this already.

Don't worry. We've got a lot of ideas

to help you figure out how to fly tonight.

Oh, you'll love flying, too.
It's the best!

[music playing]

♪ Well, you'll zoom up and up ♪

♪ As you streak 'cross the sky ♪

♪ You're the world's only stone ♪

♪ To go soaring so high ♪

♪ With the moon and the stars ♪

♪ And the clouds all around ♪

♪ There's a reason that rocks
Stick to the ground ♪

♪ Oh, there's nothing
That's so satisfying ♪

♪ As the fangtastic feeling of flying ♪

♪ You'll be looping the loop ♪

♪ Where the air is so clear ♪

♪ Like a great granite bird ♪

♪ In the big batosphere ♪

♪ But my mom always said ♪

♪ As I fondly recall ♪

♪ The harder they are
The harder they fall ♪

♪ More than thrilling
I'd say terrifying ♪

♪ Oh, the fangtastic feeling of flying ♪

♪ You'll shriek as the wind
Rushes at you ♪

♪ The flight of the first flying statue ♪

It does have a certain appeal!

[Vampirina/Demi] ♪ Even for you
There is just no denying ♪

♪ The fangtastic feeling of flying ♪

-Okay, I'll give it a shot.
-Great!

Now, you do have wings,
so we'll have you soaring

through this class in no time.

Ha! Get it?

"Soaring" 'cause it's,
you know, flight school?

[disappointed sigh]

I think she gets it.

Now, when I was first learning to fly,

it was sort of a bumpy experience.

So we'll do this.

Huh?

To make sure you don't get hurt.

Plus, you're made of stone
which is extra protection.

Wait-- Wait a minute!

No, no. No need to thank us.

All part of the flight school experience.

[chuckles] Ready, Vee?

Ready! Let's start trying out some ways
to get you up in that air!

All done!

[gasps] It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...

A ridiculous-looking costume!

I look like a goose.

-Don't knock it till you try it.
-Yeah, give them a flap.

Okay.

It's working!

-Aah!
-[thud]

Whew, that was way too much work.

Yeah. And papier-mâché wings
aren't very strong, are they?

Hey, Rome wasn't built in a day.

And I should know.
I was there when they finished.

[sighs] On to the next idea!

Whoaaa!

-Whoaaa!
-Hmm.

Whoa!

-[Demi] It's a no.
-[Gregoria] Whoa!

I dunno...

I don't think... this is working!

Nope, but it sure is fun
watching a rock try to bounce!

[giggles]

Next idea!

All right, Vee and I are going to be
your training wings.

Ready?

-Yep!
-No!

Then let's goooo!

Aah!

-[grunting]
-[Vampirina] Flap, Gregoria, flap!

Oh, flap!

Flap like your life depends on it!

[grunts] Also because
I'm losing my grip!

I'm flapping! I'm flapping!

-[Demi] Unh! Ooh! Oh!
-[Gregoria] Aaah!

Whoa!

Whoa! Huh?

-It's working!
-The goyle actually did it!

Oh! Go, Gregoria!

Um... a little help here?

-[falling whistle]
-[Demi] Oh, no!

[Vampirina and Gregoria scream]

Aah! Oh!

I think it's safe to say that Demi's
Flight School owes you a refund!

It seems like we tried everything.

Well, it's not like there's
just some magic solution that--

[gasps] That's it!

Magic solution.

I-I-I can use a floating spell on you!

-Now, hold on.
-Here we go.

"Floating spell, floating spell,

where you'll lead us
only time will tell!"

Demi! You know
you shouldn't put a spell

on someone else without asking.

I know. I'm sorry!

But you know how excited I get
when it comes to magic, and I--

[gasps] Ohh!

It's... working!

Go, Gregoria!

-Mission control, this is Demi.
-[Gregoria laughs]

-We've got a flying gargoyle. Over.
-Whoo!

I gotta say, flying feels pretty great.

This might sound like a dumb question,
but I'm gonna ask it anyway.

I can get down, right? I can't get down!

Oh! Uh-um... yeah.

Demi!

Uh, I'm sorry?
I-- I don't remember the counter-spell.

Uh-oh! Watch out!

-Unh!
-[chandelier creaking]

Oh! Whoaaa!

-Aah!
-Open window! Wolfie!

Help out your old gargoyle pal!

[whimper, slurp]

Aah! Vee, help!

-I'm coming!
-Whoa, whoa! Aah! Aah!

-[thud]
-[relieved sigh]

That was a close one!

Sorry, sorry! Th-th-that's my bad!

"Floating spell, floating spell,

the sky is great,
but I'd prefer it if I fell."

-Ohh!
-[crash]

Ohh! Another spookily terrible idea.

Don't give up. Gregoria.

We still have plenty of time
before the constellation appears.

No way! This gargoyle's
staying on the ground

where she belongs!

I think it's time to face the facts.

I guess I just wasn't meant to see
that constellation.

All right, is everyone ready?

We should really get our wings in gear

if we're going to make it
above all that fog

in time to see the constellation.

Let's see. Roof runway is clear? Check!

Hauntleys? Check!

Good-looking ghost? [chuckles] Check!

Sad face from Vee... Huh?

[Boris] What's wrong, little Vee?

[sighs] I just wish
Gregoria could go with us.

It's not fair that she gets
left out of something

she's been waiting to see for 500 years.

It was so sweet of you two
to try and help her fly.

If it weren't for all
the pesky fog up there--

Wait! That's it!

All this time, we were trying to get
Gregoria to change,

when we really should have been trying
to change the sky instead!

-Huh?
-Huh?

Yeah, I'm a little confused.

Everyone, follow me!

I have an idea!

Ah! Mademoiselle Gregoria!

Ze Hauntleys thought
you would be feeling down,

so Zey asked me to whip up
some of your favorites!

Rock candy, of course! [chuckles]

Followed by some stone soup

and some gooey chocolate mud
for dessert!

Thanks, Remy.

You sure know how to make
a sad monster feel a little better.

And voila! Bon appetit!

[Chuck, on TV] And like I said yesterday,

the fog in the Pennsylvanian skies
is thicker than ever.

This weatherman might not even be
able to find his way home

and have to sleep
in the studio again!

-[laughing]
-Hmph! Clouds!

Wait a minute. What's that?

Ladies and gentlemen,
I-- I'm sorry,

we're getting reports
of a sudden and strange

-weather pattern happening.
-Hmm?

-Strange weather pattern?
-[TV clicks off]

Ohh!

Who is ready for some dessert and--

[gasps] Aah!

True genius is never appreciated!

What could possibly
be going on up there?

Unh!

Unh! Ah!

Huh?

What in the name of Dracula was that?

[gasps] Vee! Everyone!

That was you guys?

Yep! The Hauntleys
used their super speed

to blow that fog away and--

Uh-oh! I don't-- I don't feel so good.

Ohh!

Uh, tonight's forecast is now dizzy ghosts
falling from the sky!

I got you, buddy!

Whew! Thanks, Gregoria.

That tornado was a little too much
spinning for me. Hoo!

-You all did that for me?
-[Oxana] Of course.

And it was all Vee's idea.

We realized that we were
spending all this time

trying to get you to change,

when you're already perfect
the way you are.

So we decided to try and change
the fog instead.

Thank you, Vee!

Bring it in! Ghoulish group hug!

Huh?

[Gregoria] There it is! That's it!

-[Oxana] Ooh!
-[Gregoria] Wow!

That really is amazing, Gregoria.

The Vampirus constellation
is so bright and beautiful!

Even better than I remember,
and it's all thanks to you, Vee.

[laughs] Of course!

I wouldn't let flying come between us
sharing something special together.

And we can do this
every night from now on.

What do you mean?

-[Oxana] Ooh!
-[Boris] Ohh!

[Gregoria] Over there! Over there!

-[Demi] Wow!
-[Gregoria] A sh**ting star!

I can't believe it!

I'm glad we changed
our night flights to a night walk.

Are you having a good time, Gregoria?

Are you kidding?

My feet might be on the ground,

but I'm so happy, my head feels like
it's floating in the clouds!

Thanks, kid!

[theme music playing]