02x03 - Franken-Wedding/Bat Hair Day

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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters
On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue
With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different
Underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our tastes
May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest
Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl
In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange,
But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Franken-Wedding."

[Boris] By the power vested in me

by the spooks of Transylvania,

I now pronounce you
monster and monster.

You may kiss the bride!

[clapping] That was spooktacular, Papa!

You're gonna make
a great Monster of Ceremonies.

Oh, thanks, little Vee.
I can't believe

that Frankenstein
and the Bride of Frankenstein

are finally getting married
after 300 years!

And they picked our house to do it!

And I can't believe how hard it is
to put this flower on with stone fingers.

You know, it's not easy
looking effortlessly handsome like me.

[laughs] I'll help you.

And I better go keep practicing!

It's so cool that Gregoria and I
get to be shushers!

-I told you--
-Shh!

-We're not shushers,
-Shh!

-we're ushers!
-Shh! What?

So we don't get to tell anyone
to be quiet?

No! We show people
to their seats.

Oh!

It's so cool that Gregoria and I
get to be ushers!

What are you doing in the wedding?

I'm not sure.

Frankenstein said he had
a special role just for me!

Oh, special rolls, yum!

No one told me
there were special rolls!

[laughs] No. It means
he has a special task for me.

-[footsteps approaching]
-Sorry to barge in on you guys.

Hi, Frankenstein! Are you OK?

Honestly, I haven't felt
this much electricity

since that lightning storm.

Guess I've got pre-wedding jitters.

I've been forgetting things all day.

Uh... like your pants?

Huh? [chuckles]

That's embarrassing.

Anyway, I have a very important job
for you, Vee.

Will you be our magical ring bearer
and carry the rings down the aisle?

Magical rings?

Magical rings are what bond
two monsters together forever.

They're the most important part
of the wedding,

so the ring bearer
is the most important role

-in the wedding.
-Wow!

I thought we had
the most important roles

-in the wedding.
-Shh!

It's a big job,
but the Bride and I know

we can count on you
to keep an eye on the rings

and present them at the ceremony.

What do you say, kiddo?
Will you do it?

-I'd be honored!
-Terror-ific! Just be careful.

I'd hate for them to get lost
and not be able to finally

put a ring on
my beautiful Bride's finger.

I won't let them out of my sight!

Now, I was supposed to tell you
something else about them...

Probably wasn't important!
Anyway, how do I look?

This tux really compliments
my green complexion, I must say.

Yeah, but still missing your pants.

[chuckles nervously]

-[screaming doorbell]
-That's probably Poppy and Bridget!

Hey, guys! You look great!

Thanks! I've never worn
all-black to a wedding before.

I've never worn all-black ever before!

[chuckles] I think monster weddings

are a bit different
than human ones. Come on in!

We are so excited

Frankenstein asked us to be flower girls!

Perfect! They just need
a tiny bit of pruning.

Thanks, I guess.
What are you doing in the wedding?

I'm the magical ring bearer!

-Wow!
-I've never seen magical rings before!

-Me, neither!
-Or me.

I hear they're supposed to be
beautiful, though.

Do you think we could take a peek?

Well, I guess I should know
what they look like.

If I'm gonna be
in charge of them and all.

Wow! They really are beautiful.

And they have wings!

That's not good.

You didn't say they could fly!

[Vampirina] I didn't know they could fly!

[gasps] You opened the ring box?

The rings will fly away!

Didn't Frankenstein tell you that?

No, he must have forgotten.

Quick, the wedding's going to start soon.

We have to get those rings back.

Look, they're over there!

If we're quiet,
maybe we can catch them

before they fly away.

[sniffling] Sorry.
It's this flower in my pocket.

It's got my allergies acting u--

[pre-sneeze gasping]

Whoo! Heh.

Achoo!

[gasps] Oh, no!
The Frankensteins are up there.

They can't see
that I let the rings get out!

[sighs]

[Vampirina] After those flying rings!

Vampirina! What a lovely surprise!

-What do you think of my dress?
-Yikes!

Yikes? [gasps]

I thought so, too! I'm delighted.

Yeah. It's dreadfully boo-tiful.

B-b-but we've gotta see you
with the veil on.

[grunting]

[all gasp]

-Well?
-You look spooktacular!

Don't mind us! Just, uh,
getting out the wrinkles!

Yeah! Uh, don't want
any of those in there.

Oh, why, thank you!

Spider lace is very delicate.

I just wanted to say to Vee,

thank you for being
our ring bearer.

[chuckles] It's nothing.

-No, a magical ring bearer
-[gasps]

is a big responsibility
for a little vampire.

The ring bearer at
the Abominable Snowman's wedding

ended up losing the rings!
[laughs] Can you imagine?

-[gasps]
-No rings at the wedding!

No, I can't. Well, gotta run, bye!

[all panting]

-[Vampirina] No!
-[Demi] Oh, no!

We'll never be able
to catch them out there!

We have to.
You heard what the Bride said.

She's counting on me.
I can't let her down.

Just need a plan.

And I think I've got one!

Boo! You're not getting away this time!

Demi, Gregoria, now!

-It worked!
-Yeah, we got them!

[both yelping]

I might... be stone...

but I can still bruise!

Hold on! We're coming!

[both yelping, grunt]

[Demi] Forget about a runaway bride,

we've got runaway rings
on our hands! [yelps]

[all exclaiming, grunting]

Oh, scareberry pie!

[all grunting]

We're gonna crash!

Ooh, I want my mommy.
Or your mommy.

-I-- I'll take any mommy.
-Everyone, let go!

[all groan]

They went into the kitchen!

[humming]

I can't find them anywhere!

Did you see any rings fly in here?

Rings? Why, of course not!

One hundred percent of my attention

has been on the wedding cake batter!

I call it, "Wedding White
with a Bit of Bite."

I have not taken my eye off it.

Now, if you will excuse me.

I can't believe I lost the rings.

The wedding is ruined.

Oh, come on, now, love,
the wedding isn't ruined.

-Look.
-Wow. That is pretty bad.

Yeah. And it's supposed
to start any minute.

-[organ playing]
-And by "any minute,"

-I mean, "now"!
-I have to tell the Frankensteins.

Vee, is everything all right?

You know, I'm not supposed to see
Frankenstein before the ceremony.

Although, I bet he looks
dreadfully handsome.

I'm sorry, but there's something
I need to show you guys.

-Ooh, a surprise?
-Oh, I love surprises.

You didn't tell us
you planned a surprise, Little Vee.

[sighs] It's not that kind of surprise.

[all gasping]

Wh-wh-what happened?

I let the rings out of the box.

We tried to catch them,
but all we did was make a mess.

I'm sorry. I lost your rings.

And ruined your wedding.

Well, you did make a monster of a mess,

but you didn't ruin our wedding.

I didn't?

We don't need presents or punch
or the decorations to get married.

Wish I would've known that

before hanging all those cobwebs.

And before I got you
the Transylvanian Toaster 2000.

Oh, who am I kidding,
you've gotta have one of these!

And you need the rings!

They're what bonds two monsters
together forever.

No, sweetie.

They don't actually bond
two monsters together.

They just represent a bond.

Love is what bonds
two monsters together.

And based on everything
you and your friends

went through to get the rings back,

I'd say there's
plenty of love here tonight.

♪ Who needs cake?
Who needs rings? ♪

♪ Even ones with golden wings ♪

♪ Sure, they're nice
But they're just things ♪

♪ All a monster needs is love ♪

♪ If the flowers do not stink ♪

♪ Or the bridesmaids all wear pink ♪

♪ Still my joy won't ever shrink ♪

♪ All a monster needs is love ♪

♪ If you don't get rain or clouds ♪

♪ If the guests forget their shrouds ♪

♪ If the gifts don't creep or crawl ♪

♪ It doesn't matter
Not at all ♪

♪ Things may fly ♪

♪ Through the air ♪

♪ Things go wrong but don't despair ♪

♪ Look around love's everywhere ♪

♪ All a monster needs ♪

♪ All a monster needs ♪

♪ All a monster needs ♪

♪ Is love ♪

[applause]

What a beautiful moment.

Might this be a good time
to start the ceremony?

That sounds like
a frightfully good idea.

I don't think I can wait any longer.

My radiant bride, you look
absolutely spine-chilling!

[Boris] Repeat after me:

"I take you to be
my ghouly wedded monster."

I take you to be
my ghouly wedded monster.

[Frankenstein] I take you to be
my ghouly wedded monster.

[Boris] "To haunt and to scare."

[Bride of Frankenstein]
To haunt and to scare.

[Frankenstein] To haunt and to scare.

[Boris] "Through shocks
and through frights."

Through shocks and through frights.

Through shocks
and through frights!

By the power vested in me
by the spooks of Transylvania,

I pronounce you monster and monster!

You may now finally kiss your bride.

-All right!
-Hooray!

I guess monster weddings

aren't all that different
from human weddings.

-They're not?
-Nope.

They're both about love.

Ooh, here come the waterworks!

What? I mean, it-- it--

It's sweat. Gargoyles sweat
from their eyes.

-Yay!
-[chuckles]

Voila!

[metal ding]

-Our rings!
-[The Bride gasps]

How did they get in there?

I assure you, wedding rings are not

one of my secret ingredients!

They must have flown into the batter!

Well, it looks like you gave us
our rings after all.

To Vee, the best magical ring bearer
two monsters can ask for.

-Cheers to you, Vee!
-Way to go!

[Vampirina] "Bat Hair Day!"

[grunts] What's going on?

Gregoria must be-- [gasps]
jumping rope...

in the attic... again.

-[Gregoria clears throat]
-[gasps]

I'm standing right behind you.

Hmmm. Well, the only other thing

that makes that kind of noise
in the middle of the night

is a delivery from--

The Ogre Express!

It's here, it's here, it's here!

-[rumbling]
-[gasps]

Delivery
for Vampirina, uh, Hauntley.

I'm Vampirina Hauntley!

Sign here.

Oh. Right. Whoa--

Ooh, what is it? Wait! Don't tell me.

It's a giant scareberry pie!

Uh, a hundred boxes of poltergeist pizza?

Ooh! A lifetime supply of ghost toast!

What, I get hungry
in the middle of the night.

[stomach rumbles]

Is that a delivery
from the Ogre Express?

Your father thought it was Gregoria

jumping rope in the attic again.

I did that one time!

-Vee got a package!
-Actually, it's not for me.

-It's for you.
-Me?

Go on. Open it.

[gasps] Rock candy!

Demi, it's not rock candy.

It's an actual rock. For sculpting.

[sighs] Explains why the flavor's off.

Heh. I'm gonna go
scrub my tongue now.

I entered Gregoria
in Transylvania's annual

Spooky Sculpting Contest.

But I haven't sculpted in years!

That's why I thought
this might be a good reason

-to start again.
-What a nice surprise!

That was very thoughtful, Batkins.

Thanks, but no thanks.

What's wrong? You used to love sculpting.

She's right. I've never seen
a happier gargoyle

than when you had your favorite chisel
in your hand!

If I remember right, you finished second

the last time you entered
the Spooky Sculpt!

Exactly. Second.

I realized then that my sculptures
will never be good enough

to win first place.
So I haven't sculpted since.

And nothing's gonna get me
to change my mind.

Not even your favorite chisel?

[gasps]

Sculpty! Where'd you find it?

Mama saw it in the attic
while she was feeding the spiders.

What do you say? One sculpture?

If you don't like how it turns out,
you don't have to enter.

But we all know it's gonna be great!

OK. One sculpture.

Spooktacular!

But if I'm gonna try to win this thing,

the sculpture has to be perfect.

Your subject will have
to be perfect, then, too!

-What are you gonna sculpt?
-Hmm.

-Us?
-Hoo-hoo!

There's gonna be a statue! Of me!
[giggles]

And you guys, too.
But what matters most

is there will be
a statue of me! [laughs]

Yes. Perfect.

Eh, hear that? She said I look perfect.

No. My fingers look perfect.

Everything inside them
has to change.

Oxana, I need you
to trim Penelope's leaves.

They're way too long.

Boris, when was the last time
Wolfie had a bath?

-[sniffs] Too long. Let's get that done.
-[Wolfie whimpers]

Chef Remy, polish your rib cage, please.

It's dreadfully dull.

-And Demi, what are you doing?
-Smiling?

It's scary, and not in a good way.

Work with me here, folks!

We sculpt first thing in the morning
when the light's best.

Uh, Gregoria? Is all this necessary?

You want to help me win
the Spooky Sculpt, right?

Of course.

Then the sculpture's gotta be perfect.

Which means everyone
in the sculpture's gotta look their best.

Is there anything I can do?

Great ghosts, yes!
You should be in bed.

I need you looking perfect for tomorrow.
Can you do that?

You can count on me!

[alarm ringing]

What a terrorific day!

Everything's gonna be
just perfect for Gregoria!

[gasps] Oh, no! Not a bat hair day!

Not today! Aah!

It's just a dream. It's just a dream.

It's just a dream. This isn't a dream.

This is a nightmare.
And not a good one!

Now, be honest. How bad is it?

Well, it's, uh, um...

uh, you know, heh... it's hair, heh.

It's definitely hair. So, that's good.

[chuckles nervously]

-Uh, it's bad.
-Really bad.

It kinda looks like
there's a really fuzzy animal

curled up on top of your head.

I'm guessing that's not
the look you're going for.

What am I gonna do?
Gregoria needs me to look perfect!

If we can't fix my hair,
the sculpture will be ruined,

and she'll never wanna make art again!

Good thing you called us!

When your hair's as long as mine,
you become an expert at taming it.

[both grunting]

Oh!

I think monster hair is a little different
than human hair.

And a lot clingier.

I have some monster spray.

"Tame your mane.
From werewolf to warlock."

"Don't fiz about your frizz."

-Do you think it'll work?
-It can't make it worse.

[ghostly scream]

-It totally made it worse!
-Mm, this is bad.

I feel terrible.

I was the one that entered Gregoria
into the contest,

and now, I'm gonna ruin her sculpture.

I've got an idea!

If we can't fix it,
maybe we can cover it!

[sighs] It's worth a try.

-[grunts]
-[Poppy] Ta-da!

It doesn't look half bad!

You think so?

At least we got the combs out.

[sighs]

Uh, can't get the door right now!

That's OK. I'll just fly through it.

Vee, you're late.
Gregoria's about to start sculpting,

and you-- you-- have a giant hair monster
on your head! Look out!

[grunting] Come here, you!

Ooh! Ow! Oh, so that's how
it's gonna be, huh?

How about some of this?

Demi, it's not a hair monster.

It is my hair!

It doesn't look like your hair.

I'm having a bat hair day.
And nothing we do seems to fix it.

Hey, don't you worry one screamy bit.

Demi has got a plan! Fair warning,

it's a bit hair-brained. [chuckles]

You're right. Not the time for jokes.

This is a hairy situation.
Ooh, I did it again!

OK, let's see, transformation, no.

Invisibility, eh-eh.
Flying charms-- [chuckles]

As if you'd need a charm
to do that, eh.

Ooh, ooh, here we go! Ghoulish grooming!

You're sure this is gonna work?

It's never failed me before!

Then again, I've never tried it before.

[clears throat] "Fierce as the wind,

fast as a mare, give new life
to this messy hair!"

Uh-oh.

What happened?

-Um, it seems the spell
-[whimpering]

doesn't just give new life to hair,
it makes it come to life!

Oh, no! Does it hurt?

Wha-- No.

But my bat-tails like to boo-oo-oogie!

[both exclaiming]

I guess vampire hair
is different than human's.

Really different. It-- whoa,
--makes it hard to balance.

Whoa!

Sorry! 'Scuse me!

What in the great gargoyles
is going on in here?

You're disturbing
my pre-sculpting meditation.

Hey. What'd you do this time?

Why do you always assume it was me?

It was me. Uh-- Vee!

Whoa! Whoa! Uh! Whoa!

Easy, now. Don't you think

that's enough dancing
for one morning?

No! We just got everything set!

-[all gasping]
-[Vee exclaiming]

Uh! Sorry!

My bones have been through worse.

-Oh, Wolfie!
-[Wolfie barking]

-Hold on!
-Aah! Whoa!

Ooh, ooh, I can help! [clears throat]

"Strong as rock, soft as dough,

please help us make this hair grow."

-Aah!
-Whoa!

[gasps] D-Did I say "grow"?

I meant to say "slow"! Argh, Demi!

I'll look for the spell.
You two, hold her bat-tails still.

-We'll try!
-Hold on!

[all grunting]

Whoa!

-[grunts]
-Whoa!

[Vampirina] I'm so sorry!

I thought sculpting
would make you happy,

but I'm pretty sure
I've done the opposite.

Everything was-- whoa, supposed to be
perfect for you today!

-Gregoria?
-Hold still.

One more second.

Finished! What do you think?

-Huh?
-[grunts]

You sculpted all of that just now?

Course. You think I was gonna
miss a chance to capture

how silly you all look?

Am I really that handsome?

Oh, must be, 'cause it's right there.

Set in stone!

[gasps]

I owe you a "thank you."

Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.

Wait. Did you just say
"thank you"?

Yeah. You got me
sculpting again.

But I made a mess
of your sculpture.

I thought you wanted it
to be... perfect.

It is! I realized
I've been trying too hard

to make you all perfect,
when you already are.

I love my sculpture
and I love my family.

Just the way they are.

So, you'll enter the contest?

Course, I'm gonna enter!

♪ We make a wacky sculpture
I must admit ♪

♪ We're not exactly perfect
Or close to it ♪

♪ It's true that, yes, my hair's a mess ♪

♪ All tangled up and twirled ♪

♪ Chef Remy's arms pop off
But no big deal ♪

♪ Wolfie's muddy, sure, but still I feel ♪

♪ That even on this Bat Hair Day ♪

♪ There's just no way ♪

♪ I'd trade it for the world ♪

♪ We may be far from perfect ♪

♪ But look close and you'll see ♪

♪ We're perfectly imperfect ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Some people think we're different ♪

♪ They go so far ♪

♪ As to call us quirky ♪

-♪ Or odd ♪
-♪ Bizarre ♪

♪ But even though
We may seem strange ♪

♪ Don't ever change ♪

♪ Stay just the way you are ♪

♪ It's clear that we're imperfect ♪

♪ But still this family ♪

♪ Is perfectly imperfect ♪

♪ To me ♪

"Hair a mess, frizzy and fuzzy,

turn this hair back to how it was-y."

Yay!

Where'd you find that spell?

It's on the first page.

Heh. Always the last place
you look, isn't it?

[Demi] First place, can you believe it?

I certainly can. The judges loved
Gregoria's sculpture of our family.

They said it was so spookily real!

Don't you want to come
admire your trophy?

Nah. I don't sculpt
for the awards or the honors.

I sculpt because I love it.