01x06 - Vamping Trip/The Monster Snore

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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters on every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human-race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue with pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
May be a little off-beat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest monsters
You'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl in a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange but it's true ♪

-♪ I'm just like you ♪
-♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Vamping Trip."

[sighs] I can't believe
we finally get to go

on our first camping trip in Pennsylvania.

And Poppy and her family get to come, too.

Can't wait to show them how we do camping.

Or should I say, "vamping".

Remember our family vamping trips
back in Transylvania?

The dark, dreary forest,

the spooky howling of the wolves.

[sighs] It was so relaxing.

-[Wolfie barks]
-[Vampirina giggles]

Speaking of wolves,

it's okay for Wolfie
to come with us, right?

As long as he doesn't
get into any of the milk.

We don't want him transforming
into a werewolf

and scaring anybody.

-[Wolfie barks]
-[Boris] That's a boy.

Hey, watch where you're
tossing that thing.

Whoops! [chuckles]
Sorry, Gregoria.

Sorry, Demi.
Forgot you two were back there.

You guys are coming, too?

[giggling] Yay!

Are you kidding?

A weekend in the outdoors
surrounded by rocks?

Of course we're coming.

Oh, we wouldn't miss it.

I haven't been camping since, uh,
oh, last century.

You two just need to make sure

you stay hidden from the Peeplesons.

-[Edna] Yoo-hoo!
-[both gasp]

Hauntleys!

[Vampirina] Hey, Poppy.

Are you all done packing?

I think so.

Thanks for inviting us
to come camping, by the way.

We've never been before.

You're gonna love it.

There's so much fun stuff
for all of us to do together.

I am really looking forward
to getting out there

in the great outdoors.

There aren't a lot of bugs out
where we're going, are there?

I don't like the creepy crawlies.

You don't?

Some of my best friends
are creepy and crawly.

[Vampirina] I mean...

I'm sure you'll be fine in your tent.

[Edgar] This is the perfect
opportunity for me

to get a picture of the elusive Bigfoot.

Bigfoot?

He's kind of like a big ape
who lives in the forest.

[Edgar] No one's ever taken
a picture of him before,

so if I get one,
it'll make my web show a hit!

-[horn honks]
-Come on, Vee!

The haunted forest awaits!

At least that's what we used
to say in Transylvania.

Oh! I'm so excited!

See you at the camp site.

Ah, that oughta do it.

The perfect vamping set up
for a good night's sleep.

Wow, it's so beautiful out here.

That's what I love about camping.

-The spooky trees, the hoots of owls.
-[owl hooting]

And, you know, the beautiful sunset, too.

And by the end of the trip,

we all have cool stories to share.

Don't you love it, Edgar?

-Uh-huh. It's all so beautiful.
-[game chiming]

Edgar, you wanna hang up
your sleeping bag?

[Vampirina] We can do it together.

I'll show you how.

[Edgar] Uh, I'm good.

I'd rather sleep right side up

like I normally do.

Plus, I gotta get my gear ready
for Bigfoot.

Filming is all about finding
the best angles.

Oxana, would you like me
to put this bag in the tent?

[Oxana gasps] Wait, Edna!

[groans] Ooh, what's in there,
a pile of rocks?

[laughs] Oh.

Why did you bring
a garden gnome statue with you?

Oh, well, you know,

you want your camp site
to feel just like home.

Right. Hmm.

Who's she calling a garden gnome?

I think you'd make a dreadfully cute one.

My horns are charming, aren't they?

All right, now that we're all set up,

who wants to tell stories
around the campfire?

-Ooh, ooh, me!
-Me too!

Me three!

[Boris] And when the family returned home

their house had been painted

all pink!

-Aah!
-Whoa!

[game beeping]

Ugh, a pink house?

Now that's what I call a scary story.

Can you imagine?

You really spooked us, Papa.

It was a great story.

Huh, Edgar?

-[game beeping]
-Edgar?

Huh? Sorry, wasn't listening.

I was making sure my phone is ready

to take that first picture of Bigfoot.

He'll probably be out, now that it's dark.

It is ghoulishly dark, isn't it?

Who wants to go stargazing?

Yeah! Ooh, stargazing is the best.

We have to check it out.

You can see so many more stars
out here than in the city.

-Count me in.
-Not me.

I'm going to unpack
my lighting gear in the tent.

Wait, but, Edgar,
we always do stargazing together.

Unless it's Bigfoot-gazing, I'm out.

-I'll stay here with Edgar.
-[Wolfie barks]

[panting, sniffing]

And your "wittle" puppy.

[barking]

Can I still go stargazing?

Of course, just stay close
to Oxana and Boris

and don't wander.

I was hoping we could all
stargaze together.

It's a vamping tradition.

Cheer up, Vee.

Let's show Poppy
some Transylvanian constellations.

-Okay.
-Transylvanian constellations?

What are those?

[Oxana] And that group of stars over there

is called the little skeleton.

Wow, I didn't know there were
vampire constellations too.

Yep, and they're all part
of the vamping experience.

My favorite is the dancing ghoul twins.

Hmm, don't see that one.

We'll show you.

[light music]

♪ When a night is as dark as tonight ♪

♪ All the stars shine
And sparkle like jewels ♪

♪ In the deepest black night
They burn bright ♪

♪ Like the twin dancing ghouls ♪

♪ There's a spine-tingling
Chill in the air ♪

♪ And an ominous wind's howling too ♪

♪ It's a beautiful night ♪

♪ For a flight with you ♪

♪ So look up at the shimmering stars ♪

♪ The shimmering stars ♪

♪ Isn't that a spooktacular view? ♪

♪ Spooktacular view ♪

♪ It's a beautiful night ♪

♪ It's a beautiful night ♪

♪ It's a beautiful night ♪

♪ It's a beautiful night ♪

♪ It's a beautiful night ♪

♪ For a flight with you ♪

So, what do you think about vamping?

It's even better
than I thought it would be.

I've never seen so many stars before.

We're so glad to have you join us.

Though it doesn't seem like Edgar
likes camping that much, huh?

Yeah, Edgar's more of a techy
than a nature kid.

We just need to find a vamping activity
that he'll like too.

[Edna] Oh, there you all are!

We're going for a quick walk
around the campgrounds.

Mom said we could finally
go look for Bigfoot.

I have my camera all ready.

This is gonna be epic!

I know there's no such thing as a Bigfoot.

Of course not!

His name definitely isn't Bob,

and he definitely isn't
my old college roommate.

-Huh?
-You were saying?

Oh, um, well, I just think
Edgar will sleep better

if I give him a chance
to look around a bit.

Oh, and your cute,
little puppy looked so hungry

I gave him a little snacky snack.

Snack? What kind of snack?

-[all] Milk!
-[Wolfie howling]

I know that howl too well.

Does that mean Wolfie's
out there in the forest?

-Transformed.
-[Boris] As WereWolfie.

We better split up and look for him.

-[Boris] Demi! Gregoria!
-[both gasp]

I'm a garden gnome, I swear!

Demi, Gregoria, it's okay.

Edna and Edgar aren't here.

Phew! That stiff pose
is not good for my back.

Wolfie transformed,

and he's on the loose in the forest.

You guys go with Vee and Poppy
to search in that direction.

I'll go this way,
and Oxana will go that way.

Everybody take some of this first.

What is it?

[Oxana] This is moon dust.

If it gets on Wolfie, it'll turn him back
into his normal, little-pup self.

[Vampirina] Got it.

[Wolfie howling]

Uh, you know what, Edgar?

I think it's time for us
to head back to camp.

But, Mom, we haven't seen Bigfoot yet.

He's gotta be around here somewhere.

Bigfoot!

-[Wolfie howls]
-Nope, that's it!

We're heading back to camp
right this minute, mister.

[sighs] Okay.

Uh, which way back to the camp site again?

Don't worry, my phone's got a map
of the camp site

-and a flashlight.
-[phone beeping]

Uh-oh.

[Edgar] It's out of battery.

-[phone beeping]
-[Wolfie snarling]

-Bigfoot?
-[phone powers down]

Aw, my shot at the big time

and I can't take a picture!

[howling]

I think we have bigger worries
at the moment.

Vee, do you see anything?

There! It's your mom and Edgar.

[Vampirina gasps] And WereWolfie!

Demi, fly ahead
and get Wolfie's attention.

Lead him away from Edna and Edgar.

They don't call me
get-it-done-Demi for nothing.

Nobody calls you that.

Has a nice ring to it, though.

Mom, I can't see!

Huh?

Demi, spin around Wolfie
to make him dizzy.

[Wolfie pants, groans]

Now, Gregoria, you grab
Wolfie's leg to hold him.

[Gregoria] One Wolfie weight coming up!

[Wolfie utters]

And leave the rest to me.

[Wolfie gibbers]

-Poppy?
-Poppy!

Poppy, I am so glad you're here.

There was something terrifying
in the woods.

I think it was Bigfoot.

But my phone ran out of battery
at the worst moment ever!

[Wolfie howling]

-Oh, no!
-Is it back?

Is it a werewolf?

-[Wolfie howling]
-Nope.

Just plain, old Wolfie.

-Phew!
-Wolfie, you're our hero.

You must've scared off
whatever that howling was.

[Wolfie barks]

And then, there was all this loud howling.

Awoo!

[whispering] And I saw him.

Bigfoot!

Then he was gone, but then...

all of a sudden, out of the trees came...

Vee and Wolfie!

[all laughing]

I think I need to sit down.

[chuckles] Well, that's quite the story.

I wish everyone could've been there
to see Bigfoot, though.

It would've been cool
if we all saw him together.

Of course, that's what camping
is all about.

Coming home with exciting stories
we can all share together.

Yeah, you're right.

I'm sorry, Vee.

I got so caught up
in trying to catch Bigfoot,

that I didn't do too much camping stuff.

That's okay.

Is there still time
to do something together?

Sure! Hmm...

wanna make a Transylvania spook-fort?

-Ooh, sounds spooky awesome!
-Yeah.

Okay, we gotta find
the biggest sticks and branches.

Oh, Edgar!

Do you want me to charge your phone
in the car for you?

Huh? No, I'm good. Thanks, Mom.

Are you sure, Edgar?

Yeah, camping is all about
doing stuff together, right?

[giggles] Right!

[Vampirina] Okay, now let's get
that stick over to the pile.

[Edgar] Yeah, here, put that branch there.

[Vampirina] This is going to be
the best spook-fort ever.

-Poppy: Yeah!
-[all laughing]

[Vampirina] "The Monster Snore."

Demi says... spin in a circle.

[all giggle]

Demi says... howl like a werewolf!

[all howling]

Demi says... fix your bowtie.

-[Vampirina giggles]
-[Demi] Gotcha!

You don't have fabulous,
fashionable bowties.

-[girls laughing]
-[Demi] Demi says--

[Bridget screams]

Demi does not say... [screams]

[Bridget] There's something in the bush.

[Ms. Cuddlecakes meows]

Aw, it's only Ms. Cuddlecakes.

She couldn't be scary if she tried.

Oh, Ms. Cuddlecakes,

I guess you just snuck up on me.

[Poppy] What's in the jar, Mrs. Hauntley?

A fresh batch of bed crumbs

for our next monster guest, Matilda.

She's a snugglelot.

They love the dark,
and only travel at night,

so the glowing crumbs
will lead her straight under the bed.

-Did you just say "under the bed"?
-[Oxana] Of course!

But snugglelots don't sleep there
unless they see the bed crumb trail.

That means they're invited.

So monsters under the bed are real?

Isn't it fangtastic?

Don't worry, Bridget.

There are monsters who sleep under beds,

but only when they're invited.

Oh, okay, good.

But if they're real,

does that mean
other nighttime monsters are, too?

Like the boogeyman?

The boogeyman was one
of my favorite dance teachers.

He taught me how to do the cha-cha.

One, two, cha-cha-cha.

[all] One, two, cha-cha-cha.

One, two, cha-cha-cha.

One, two, cha-cha-cha.

-One, two, cha-cha-cha.
-Aah!

Cha-cha-aah?

That's a different dance.

The cha-cha-scream.

I was rather good at it back in the day.

Oh, sorry, Gregoria.

[Bridget gasps]

I'm just a little jumpy, I guess.

It's okay, Bridget.

Everybody's a little jumpy sometimes.

Even I still jump at too much pink.

And I used to be scared of ghosts.

Hello, standing right here!

Until I met Demi.

He's pretty cute.

See? Scary things aren't always
what they seem.

Hey, I'm as scary as they make 'em.

I guess you're right.

[Edna] Poppykins, time for dinner!

That's my cue.

-See you later!
-Thanks, Vee.

See you tomorrow.

One, two, cha-cha-cha.

One, two, cha-cha-cha.

Ah.

[snugglelot] Oh, which way do I go?

[chuckling]

Good night, Ms. Cuddlecakes.

-[snugglelot shifts]
-What was that?

[chuckles] Probably nothing.

Just a little, harmless bump in the night.

That was a big bump!

Oh, I need to get a better look.

[Bridget] Got 'em.

Hello?

Anybody under there?

[sighs]

[snugglelot snoring]

[gasps] Monster!

No, it can't be.

[snoring loudly]

Can it?

-[snoring]
-[shrieks]

[snoring]

[Bridget] So, I was like,

there's totally a snugglelot under my bed.

So was there?

No, I don't think so.

I looked and I didn't see anything.

Snugglelots don't just crawl
under anyone's bed.

They need a bread crumb trail
like Matilda.

Right, so I figured
I was just imagining things.

Like the snoring.

Don't worry, Bridget.

The only monsters around here
are at my house.

What'd you say about monsters?

I thought there was one
under my bed last night,

but it was just my imagination.

At least, I think so.

So you're not a hundred percent sure?

Well, I'd say 99 percent sure.

It's always that one percent
that gets you.

Can I come over and see?

Because if there is a monster
under your bed,

I'm gonna have a viral video
that everyone wants to see!

Okay, you can come check it out.

Even though there's totally nothing there.

-I hope.
-Sweet. I'm out.

Poor Edgar's gonna be
disappointed yet again.

Ooh, the puzzle's done. Yay!

-[school bell rings]
-[Bridget shrieks]

Ooh, it's time to go home
and meet Matilda.

My mom and I are going to make her recipe

from Chef Remy Bones' cookbook.

Gummy mummy cupcakes. Wanna join?

Count me in.

Bridget, come over after Edgar sees

there's nothing under your bed.

Sounds good.

Great job, little bat bakers.

Matilda is going to roar
over these cupcakes.

[bell tolls, crow caws]

But I am getting worried.

I wonder where she could be.

She's almost a day late now.

She's not here?

Oh, I'm sure she's fine.

She probably just took a nap
along the way.

Those under-the-bed monsters
do love to snooze and snore.

-Snore?
-[Oxana] Exactly.

And the trail leads her
right to us, after all.

It's not like she could've gone to sleep

under the wrong bed at the wrong house.

[chuckles]

Unless the trail somehow
led her somewhere else.

To sleep under someone else's bed.

Why does everyone look like
they've seen a ghost?

I think Matilda did go to the wrong house.

Good goblins! We have to find her.

Don't worry, Mama.

You stay here in case she shows up.

But if the trail leads
where I think it does,

we'll bring her home.

Look, the footprints
are going the wrong way.

They must be Bridget's.

Bridget was right all along.

There really is a monster under her bed!

A monster that my brother
is going to film for his web show.

We can't let him find Matilda.

[Poppy] Yep, those are Bridget prints.

Bridget, you'll never believe it.

Believe what?

Remember when I said there was no way

that a monster was under your bed?

Yep, I do.

I might've kind of...
been a little bit wrong.

Oh, that's okay, Vee.

Everyone makes mistakes--

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

What do you think I'm saying?

That there's a monster under my bed!

-That is what I'm saying.
-[Bridget gasps]

Don't scream. You'll scare her.

It's just Matilda.

You're gonna love her when you meet her.

Snugglelots are the sweetest.

But why is she here?

Hey, that's my shoe.

You must've stepped
in the bed crumb trail.

She must've thought you invited her.

I'll show you.

You mean, the monster is coming out?

Yeah, we have to get her to my place
before Edgar gets here.

Don't worry. She loves the dark.

[Vampirina] Oh, Matilda?

Wakey wakey!

-[Matilda squeals]
-[Bridget gasps]

[yawning]

Oh, what happened?

Was I snoring again?

Just a little.

Hi, Matilda, I'm Vampirina

and these are my friends.

[Matilda] Pleased to meet you.

[shrieks]

Hope you found your glasses yesterday.

You don't want to lose those.

The monster under my bed is talking to me.

[giggles]

[upbeat music]

♪ There's nothing to be afraid of ♪

♪ Don't buy all that monster hype ♪

♪ That isn't the stuff I'm made of ♪

♪ I'm the cuddly type ♪

♪ Take a look and you'll see ♪

♪ There's no need to be afraid of me ♪

♪ You may find your biggest fears ♪

♪ Can be quite small ♪

♪ And not so scary after all ♪

[giggles]

♪ Oh ♪

♪ It's absolutely horrible ♪

♪ To have people run in fear ♪

♪ When you're so adorable ♪

♪ Boo-pee-do-pee-do ♪

♪ It's truly a lifelong struggle ♪

♪ For monsters beneath the bed ♪

♪ We really just want to snuggle ♪

♪ You have been misled ♪

♪ It's a strange circumstance ♪

♪ But just give a friendly face a chance ♪

♪ We could laugh and sing ♪

♪ And dance and have a ball ♪

♪ I'm not so scary after all ♪

[giggles]

Nice to meet you.

Welcome to my room.

Your room?

Yeah, a little mix-up.

We gotta get you back to the Scare B&B.

[giggling] Oh, my.

No wonder you were
a little spooked, Bridget.

Just a little.

I sure am sorry.

I never sleep under a bed
I'm not invited to,

unless I get lost.

Um, we'd better hurry this along.

My monster-obsessed brother
is on his way right--

[Edgar] Bridget, I'm here!

Quick, hide Matilda.

[Edgar] I am so ready to monster hunt!

Let's find that monster.

Glad you're here.

I think I just heard her--

I mean, it snoring.

Snoring is definitely a sign
of a bed monster according to my notes.

I'm going in.

Hmm...

[Edgar] Not seeing any evidence
of monster activity yet.

-[Vampirina gasps]
-Keep looking.

It might be hiding behind a dust bunny.

We'll just leave this
to the professionals.

See you guys later.

Good luck monster hunting.

Well, my findings aren't so good.

No sign of a monster.

Just this old blankie.

-[Bridget] A blankie?
-[Edgar] Yep.

And if you feel the same way
about your blankie as I do about mine,

you're gonna need some time to snuggle,

so I'm out.

[Matilda] Mm-hmm.

I sure am glad
I found my way back for these.

They're making my tummy roar.

[Oxana] Vee, someone's here to see you.

Actually I'm here to see the m... Matilda.

-You are?
-You are?

Uh, I think this is yours.

Oh, my blankie!

Oh, thanks.

I would've been extra snory without it,

and you know how that goes.

[chuckles] I sure do.

That was really brave of you.

We're sorry we didn't believe you sooner.

You did great facing something
you thought was scary.

Thanks. I know I can be brave
when I have friends,

and monster friends, like you.

[snoring]

[all laughing]

[closing theme music]