Why I told him this story.
You see all the pineapples in the kitchen?
Test.
We should record something
and then 10 years we can show our kids.
Uh, that's kind of a stupid idea
'cause I don't really like kids
and I don't think we're
ever really gonna have any.
Then they can see how much
in love their parents are
and we can take the tape
and we can put it in a safe
so nobody records over it
and then we can bring
it out and show them.
Yeah and show it to the
kids we'll never have.
Hi kids, this is your parents.
Don't do that.
Keep the focus on me.
I told you to keep it in
a safe place, you didn't,
and you recorded over Whitney Houston.
I won't record over it.
- Okay.
- Just do your message.
Its rolling.
This is your par...
Roger.
Roger.
Roger, turn the camera on.
- Its on.
- Did you hear that?
I turned it on.
No but turn the camera
on and go record it.
Its the neighbors getting
into their car or something.
Everybody's gone.
They all went home.
Go check it out.
Check what out?
- You're drunk.
- The noises.
- Noises.
- Go back to sleep.
No.
Hey.
How bout I move it
front of your face more?
Roger.
Go downstairs and look, you'll find it.
There's nothing down there.
Roger.
- Huh?
- Turn on the camera
and go downstairs and look at it.
Give me the camera, I'll do it.
Why don't you just turn on the
camera and go downstairs and
maybe see what it is or...
I'm too f*cked up.
I can't do it.
Why won't you go downstairs?
Damn it.
Did you figure out what
those noises were last night?
What noises?
The sounds that we heard?
Ever watch the Discovery Channel
when they have those special...
Demons and uh.
Right, you think the house is haunted?
f*ck, would you put that...
No.
She is.
So don't record over
this because this is...
So what are you
gonna do if this video
isn't here in 10 years?
Probably gonna go on a k*lling spree.
Hearing doors
slam all night long.
Think about it, is your
nose getting better there?
Here, have a hamburger donut.
Just everything that, everything lines up.
Hey, did you record over that video
of me on the toilet last night?
You better have.
You seriously better have.
Its, I think I'm
using the tape right now
so its probably already history.
- I'm pretty sure.
- Oh my god.
Have you seen where
Stacey went by any chance?
She was taking
a bunch of laxatives.
She was really drunk.
Laxatives, huh?
Why?
Because you're always
telling her how fat she is.
She's not fat.
You look like one,
now I think you just sound like one.
I'm just kidding.
- Hey.
- Did you just record that?
- A little bit.
- nice, nice.
I don't know who you are.
Okay.
Get that.
That you, Lorraine?
Stacey?
Hey uh, didn't they find
Elvis dead on the toilet?
Yeah, let's drag her out.
Why don't you flush
it once I get her off of here?
So you're feeling there's
something in our house here.
I got the cameras, I mean
I can just set them up
- for security.
- Yeah.
Kinda make a little
documentary out of it.
Okay, this is where we
first heard weird noises.
Testing, one, two, three.
Documentary here, strange
noises that are happening,
documentary tape one.
Okay, looks set.
That looks good.
I don't like the angle.
Did you set one up downstairs, too?
Shut up.
All right, so if people
are watching this tonight
and we both died, um...
Shut the f*ck up.
Don't say that.
You know I have anxiety.
So if we both die like just,
just call the Fire Department.
Don't fool around, just
like, get the trucks out here
'cause something bad went down.
'cause these noises, like
I know what they lead to
and we've been hearing them
and if uh, if anything bad happens where,
you know, we could be dead tomorrow
when we wake up, we don't know
but if that happens,
whoever's watching this,
FBI, whatever, call the Fire Department.
I don't trust the FBI.
All right, I hate this angle.
It doesn't pick up anything.
I don't know if can use this angle.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Did you hear that?
Did you hear that?
sh*t.
Wake up, did you hear that?
I don't want any potatoes.
Its five o'clock.
Wake up.
Oh man.
Potatoes yourself.
Hopefully it will work.
What are you doing?
Just going over
the footage from last night.
I told you I heard
things last night, Roger.
You wouldn't even listen to me.
Yeah well look at 1:16 AM here.
Is that when it happened?
No but look, your
butt is like straight up
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