Amy: Hello.
I'm at the zoo.
I-I found out two days ago
that I'm pregnant.
[ Voice breaking ] And, um...
um...
I'm just so excited.
[ Laughing and crying ]
Um...
uh, I don't know.
Maybe...
I'll document it or something.
Gordon:
Ooh, I did not.
Please tell them.
Everyone.
Who's the best dad?
Everyone, I have a joke for you.
Jason: You.
Ha ha! You hear that?
Why did the turkey --
I mean why --
Sandy: But wait.
One more thing.
Do your thing with her,
really quick, for you.
Oh, yeah.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie who?
Anybody home?
[ Laughter ]
Hi, agents?
I just got a deal.
[ Irene Cara's "Fame" plays ]
Boy, you like singing.
Oh, I like singing a lot.
And how are you?
I don't think you can do
stand-up unless you have
a lot of confidence.
Yeah.
Like, you say,
"I'm going onstage.
I don't play any instruments.
I don't sing."
That's true.
"I want you people to pay
to hear what I got to say,
what I'm thinking right now."
Whoa!
♪ Baby, look at me ♪
♪ And tell me what you see ♪
So, I get labeled a sex comic,
and I think it's because
I'm a woman, you know,
because a guy could get up here
and literally pull his d*ck out,
and everyone would be like,
"He's a thinker."
[ Applause ]
It's true.
But then I mention one UTI,
and everyone just thinks
I walk around,
leaving, like, a snail trail
of c*m and just like --
♪ I can catch the moon
in my hand ♪
♪ Don't you know who I am? ♪
♪ Remember my name ♪
♪ Fame! ♪
♪ Fame! ♪
♪ I'm gonna live forever ♪
Here I go!
♪ I'm gonna learn how to fly ♪
♪ High! ♪
♪♪
We're going to the Comedy Cellar
to do some comedy.
Hammer:
Who's doing comedy?
Me.
♪♪
Hello!
Hi, Blue Boobies.
Hi.
How you doing?
Good. How are you?
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Robinson: This next young lady,
I'm going to introduce her.
I'm going to bring her up
to the stage.
She's funny as hell.
I don't like her.
[ Laughter ]
Never liked her.
[ Laughter ]
Uh-oh. sh*t! Who's that?
Oh, f*ck!
Give it up for Amy Schumer!
Amy Schumer!
Amy Schume-e-e-r!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
It's up to us
to teach men everything.
Just communicate with them
on understanding
where a woman's vag*na hole is.
Some men, they don't know.
They don't --
Nobody tells them.
Every guy I've ever dated,
his girlfriend should send me
a f*cking Edible Arrangement
because they know what's up now.
This is what we do.
We go back and forth
from the clubs...
Hammer: In the pouring rain...
...in the pouring rain...
every time.
like a real hero.
[ Cheers and applause ]
What?
What do you think --
Like, that is the wrong hole
or not a hole or --
Yesterday I did a show,
and onstage, when I was talking
about, like, oh, wrong hole
or not a hole or --
I'm like, "You have to use
an existing hole."
You know what I mean?
So that just came out onstage.
It's like, "Oh, that's good."
And when you really
realize it --
and I want you to listen
to this part.
[ Laughter, applause ]
[ Cheers ]
It's not missionary,
because most guys can figure out
how to put themselves
inside you missionary,
but you really find out
how they don't understand
when a man goes
behind you, right?
That moment --
Bye, hon.
Open the doors, please.
There can be such a swing
and a miss.
Have you had guys like this?
They're behind you.
They kind of just kneel
back there,
and, like, they just wait.
Did people come?
They did come.
They're here?
Here.
You're on all f--
They just will kind of
just wait there...
with their dumb d*ck,
just, like, waiting,
like a latchkey kid
waiting to be let in the house.
Mol, you want to e-mail
me notes?
"Oh, oh, I've got it.
No, you're --
No, this makes sense.
I'll just rest on my head."
I think you could stay there
with the mic, like,
"You want me
to back it up?"
Like, all that stuff
is like --
You mean stay down?
Yeah, just to see.
But, like, this sort
of desperation of, like,
checking back in
and talking to him, like,
"You want -- Yeah? Okay. Yeah.
This is the best angle. Yeah."
[ Laughter ]
You know, the last two weeks,
I've probably added 5 minutes,
and that's a lot
because sometimes you'll add,
like, one tiny, little tag.
Maybe I should put the mic
on my head.
"Oh, yeah.
I'll just -- I'll use my head
as, like, the kickstand."
[ Laughter ]
Yeah.
I've been on the road,
and I'm going to D.C.
to do some shows,
and then right after that,
I'm going to Chicago.
I'm doing Vegas.
I'm doing Nashville.
I'm doing Albany, and I'm
at the Cellar every night.
[ Laughter ]
"Okay."
That was a great set.
Thank you.
Garage to the car?
Come on.
[ Laughs ]
Come on, Amy.
Actually, Seinfeld gave me
that tag.
Did he?
"No, that's fine. No.
You've had a long day
making more money than me.
I got it."
[ Laughter, applause ]
Luckily, my husband does not
have that problem, yeah,
because of that joke.
[ Laughter ]
Rainbow!
It's a whole rainbow!
Chris!
I'm peein' in the road.
♪ I'm gonna soak up the sun ♪
♪ I'm gonna tell everyone
to lighten up ♪
♪ I'm gonna tell them that ♪
Amy:
Here is me and Chris.
That's Chris, and that's me.
Us in real life.
And us in real life.
♪ Every time I feel lame,
I'm looking up ♪
♪ I'm gonna soak up the sun ♪
We are gathered here today
for what I've just been told
is a Jewish wedding.
Now, what I like about Chris
and Amy's love
is that it is an evolved love.
It's two great grown-ups who are
simply ready to hold on
to each other real tight
as our great nation
burns to the ground.
Amy, you're beautiful,
resilient, powerful,
and also the craziest and
kindest person I've ever known.
I f*cking love the sh*t
out of you.
I'm so happy for you
that you found me.
[ Laughter ]
♪ All I do is win, win, win,
no matter what ♪
♪ Got money on my mind,
I can never get enough ♪
♪ And every time I step up
in the building ♪
♪ Everybody hands go up ♪
We're doing 42 cities,
Let's rock.
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ And they stay there ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ And they say, "Yeah!" ♪
♪ Up, down, up, down, up, down ♪
♪ And they stay there ♪
Welcome Amy Schumer, everybody!
♪ 'Cause all I do
is win, win, win ♪
♪ And if you going in,
put your hands in the air ♪
♪ Make them stay there ♪
[ Sighs ]
[ Crying ] Wish me luck.
[ Barks ]
[ Toilet flushes ]
First morning puking.
It's exciting.
Ooh!
Okay. So, so far...
[ Chuckles, sighs ]
...um...
[ Clears throat ]
I'm a little
over 5 weeks pregnant,
and, uh...
[ Sighs ]
I was feeling good,
and then the last, like, 4 days,
I feel...
like I have the flu all day.
I've felt nauseous
every morning,
but this is the first morning
I...
I got up and just puked a bunch.
It's kind of exciting.
[ Chuckles ]
Like, I don't really mind it.
It's, like, knowing what
it's going to be for --
I did --
I'm in Minneapolis.
No.
I'm in Michigan.
I did a show over 7,000 people
last night.
And, uh...
[ Clears throat ]
I'm on the road,
just a working comic, puking.
Hammer:
Got to be pregnant.
I f*cking love
being pregnant.
I feel great.
We're --
We heard the heartbeat
for our little Mets fan.
[ Laughs ]
I don't care.
[ Chuckles ]
We just heard the heartbeat,
yeah, and...
that sh*t is deep.
That's crazy!
It's so real.
Hammer: Do you want to say
something to the baby?
What's up, baby?
You are very little.
You're the size of a pea.
We're taking really good care
of you.
Yeah, and you're going
to get bigger,
and we don't want you
to be body-shamed.
Eventually, you'll the be size
of a lima bean, and that's fine.
Okay. You guys look.
No, no. We look together.
Okay.
Okay.
What?
Ooh!
It's a boy!
Yay!
Congrats!
[ Laughs ]
[ Crying ]
Aww. [ Laughs ]
I bet $100.
It's going to be
a professional athlete.
Gender is a construct.
[ Laughing ]
Amy.
Aww.
Now we start gender...
You're gonna have a son,
my friend, a Jewish son!
Down with the patriarchy!
I can't believe we're going to
have another white man
in this house.
Okay, guys.
Quiet on the set.
Come on, Rachel!
Come on!
Stop stuffing your yap
and come on.
I'm pouring coffee!
We saw you swiping.
Can I pour a little coffee?
Okay, guys.
Welcome to our podcast...
Robinson: Yes.
...where we talk
and we listen, and that's it.
That's honestly it.
No. We're talking about
making a difference,
making a difference.
Have you guys ever made
a difference?
None of you
have done anything.
How dare you? Okay.
So, making a difference --
Probably a couple deaths.
Whoa!
Kane: I've got a question.
What?
Because you do have this, like,
injustice trigger.
Yeah. I don't like injustice.
And once it's pulled,
there is no going back.
I see red.
Have you ever --
Has the trigger
ever been misfired?
Like, has it been pulled
and you totally misread
something?
Oh, I can find injustice
in every moment.
There are definitely so many
things where I've misread,
misjudged, opened my dumb mouth,
and later realized...
I was always really pro-choice,
and so being pro-choice
in the '80s in Kansas was not,
like, a hot thing to do.
Were you outspoken about it?
Like, did people know?
Really outspoken about
being pro-choice,
and I'm really proud of that
because it wasn't easy
to do at that time.
Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
No, I'm psyched we're losing
all our rights.
I want to wear a bonnet.
I'm -- I'm -- You know?
Who am I to make decisions
about my own body -- a man?
If I get pregnant, I'm supposed
to decide for myself?
No. I want someone who's like
you, sir, to --
You tell me, please.
I don't know what to do.
All: [ Chanting ]
No! No! No! No! No!
Whose courts?
Our courts!
Whose courts?
Our courts!
Women aren't mentioned
in the Constitution,
which, weirdly,
a lot of people don't know.
The reason I'm going
and the reason I'm doing it
is to link arms with women
fighting for their own safety
and equality.
Thank you to every single
person who is standing out,
speaking up, not giving up.
I want to give a heartfelt
thanks.
Women who like me --
I want to inspire them
to get active to vote,
you know, and let them know
that I'm with them.
Use your voice.
Use your vote.
Use every platform you have
available to you to be heard.
[ Cheers and applause ]
I am also...
about 9 weeks pregnant.
All: [ Chanting ]
We believe survivors!
We believe survivors!
We believe survivors!
Hey, hey!
h*, h*!
Kavanaugh has got to go!
Hey, hey!
h*, h*!
Kavanaugh has got to go!
Hey, hey!
Hi, Zola.
I'm here with your mom.
She loves you very much.
I think we're going
to get arrested.
[ Crowd chanting indistinctly ]
This is sort of the scary time
in a pregnancy,
but this moment in our history
is too important,
and I want to go for every woman
and for my own baby.
I want to be able to say,
"I did everything I could
to stop that nominee
from being confirmed,"
even knowing that the outcome
might not be what we wanted.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Moments before we were
getting arrested,
I knew me might not
be able to get food,
so I was, like, you know,
Cookie Monster
crumbling, like,
some granola bar in my mouth.
I was like, "If anybody, like,
looked around
and then found me"...
Live pictures here outside
the Senate Hart office building
certainly speaking
to the passion of the moment.
Reporter: This demonstration
began hours earlier.
Amy: ...which is also funny,
because, you know, like,
the stuff I get trolled
for online is being overweight.
This is a cover story
on The Guardian.
Hammer: Jesus.
[ Laughs ]
I didn't know I was obese.
I, um --
I, like, eat when I'm stressed
and depressed
or when I'm happy, uh...
[ Laughter, applause ]
...or when I'm tired, but, uh...
yeah, this last week
was super bummer.
The best way I can explain it
to men is,
did you guys watch
the Yankees game last night?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's like that, but instead
of you not getting to wear,
like, a championship hat,
you keep getting
sexually assaulted
and no one believes you.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, my God!
He's moving all around!
Oh, my God!
See? It has so much energy.
That's why I'm puking every day.
[ Chuckles ]
It's so easy.
Oh, I had an orange.
Mm-hmm.
A clementine.
Then what put you
over the edge?
[ Sighs ]
I think --
How do you feel about, um...
getting back into doing
more shows this week?
Oh.
Okay.
♪♪
♪ Lift your feet ♪
♪ Off the ground ♪
♪ You learn to feel ♪
♪ Through the skies ♪
♪ I'm not ever going to
come down ♪
Tatiana, come here!
♪ From high up here
with you ♪
♪ Let's just leave
the world behind ♪
♪ 'Cause this world
tells the truth ♪
She's announcing me.
By a show of hands, who thinks
I should puke onstage?
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, ohh ♪
I can throw up right now.
You feel sick?
[ Coughs ]
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, ohh ♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh ♪
[ French accent ] "No,
I will not kiss you.
Okay. Just one kiss.
But then I must go.
♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh ♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, ohh,
whoa-oh, ohh ♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, ohh ♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh ♪
[ Normal voice ]
Just k*ll it.
Can I try one
of your wings?
Yeah.
You sure?
Not that one.
This is so good.
Mm-hmm. It's so good.
Yeah.
I have a new order to my set.
And, uh, they say before
you go onstage,
you should eat a lot
of fried chicken.
Mm-hmm.
That's what all
the greats did --
Carlin, Pryor.
I think they did
a lot of drugs.
What?
I think they also did
a lot of drugs.
Oh, it was drugs.
Yeah.
Woman:
Amy, you want to go on?
You ready?
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you, guys,
so much for coming.
[ Cheers and applause ]
My husband didn't pull out,
so I'm pregnant!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Great. Will you hold it here?
Will you hold where the baby is?
[ Laughter ]
The black baby
that's coming.
[ Laughter ]
Right here!
♪♪
What are you nerds
talking about?
Boobs.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
♪♪
Wait. That's f*cked.
[ Sighs ]
It's not to fair to say
that someone looks
like an Internet troll,
but speaking
of Internet trolls...
Hello, Kenny.
Hello, baby mama.
[ Laughter ]
This is so Long Island.
Oh, my God.
Everyone looks like my mom.
Is everyone my mom?
Look at this.
Like, who's not my mom?
Oh, my God.
I just think that we need
to raise men to be nicer.
Yes!
You know?
But we got to start
from the beginning.
It's up to us, you know?
We've all been part
of the problem.
It's like when we teach
these boys at a young age,
we're also teaching the girls
of how to let themselves
be treated.
So you're a little girl
and a boy teases you
or he's mean to you at school,
what do they say?
"'Cause he likes you."
"He likes you!"
And you're like, "Okay. Great."
[ Laughter ]
"He knocked my books
out of my hands."
"Oooooh!
Looks like somebody has
a little boyfriend at school!
That's a good thing.
That's good he did that."
"Okay. Great."
[ Laughter ]
"He pushed me down some stairs."
"You're going to prom!"
[ Laughter ]
"There's a guy down that road
jerking off."
"Don't go that way.
Go the other way."
You just don't go that way.
And you're like, "How about
we just remove that guy?"
Yeah. Like, does anybody think
we should maybe talk
to that guy?
Utah, you guys are crazy.
You guys --
"Utah, I totally got the clap
last night"
or something like that.
Yeah.
There's points when you get
real serious.
You did some good --
Well, we can take those out.
No! I think the opposite.
The opposite.
I think let's just work
on it.
Do you think it's enough
to do a special?
This is ready for us
to do something.
It's in there.
It's totally in there.
Okay.
I feel like...
I should...
film -- film this...special.
Yeah. What's the circumference
of your p*ssy hole?
If somebody went down on me
right now, they would die.
[ Laughter, applause ]
Do you have anything
in a gaping?
How 'bout that?
I'm seeing, like,
so many different cool ways
to put this out,
and one of the ways
we're talking about
is just stripping down
and make it a really
minimalist thing.
Yeah, right,
and how does that --
What do you think about that?
I don't know.
I want to see what that
looks like because --
When would be the date
you're filming?
I could film it in, like,
a week,
or I could film it
in a couple weeks.
My only fear is that
if we stick to that,
are we missing
something great?
I don't think that the set
is perfect or where it could be.
Like, you know, just doing it
more and more, like,
it'll just get
better and better,
but I'm not going
to get any smaller.
Like, you're pregnant,
but it's not, like, everything.
[ Barking ]
[ Audience "Awws" ]
Hey, honey.
[ Chuckles ]
Thanks, baby.
Tatiana, do your trick.
Wait. She has one trick.
Tati. Tatiana.
Tatiana.
Tat.
[ Laughter ]
She's like,
"Is this in the round?"
[ Laughter ]
Yes, Tatiana.
Woman: So cute!
Tati, sit. Sit.
Sit. Sit.
[ Laughter ]
Tatiana, sit.
Good girl!
[ Applause ]
Okay. Who wants her?
[ Laughter, applause ]
Thanks, Kenny.
Could a scarier guy
come out to get her?
[ Laughter, applause ]
He's going to just take her
and have her put down.
...station.
This is 96th Street.
[ Dogs barking ]
Tati!
And now is the part of the night
where we sit on the couch...
...and eat damn peaches.
[ Vomiting ]
[ Toilet flushes ]
Oh, God.
Puking a lot.
My face looks, like,
thin for me.
Anyway, not what
this video is about.
This video...
is about...
Chris Fischer.
Chris is the sweetest guy
in the world.
You've been taking care
of me every day,
and now you're making me
a peanut-butter-and-banana
sandwich
because you're
the best husband in the world,
and I love you.
I know I'm going to probably
be mean to you tomorrow,
but I won't forget tonight.
♪♪
Grow, grow, grow.
That's what your baby's doing
around the clock
at a pretty spectacular rate.
It won't be long before your
bigger-by-the-minute baby
and uterus start making
your bump look bigger
by the minute, too.
Mmm.
♪ Bagel through the hole ♪
♪ Bagel through the hole ♪
[ Vomiting ]
[ Groans ] Help!
Amy: Fennel! Yay!
Oh, my God.
That's what we can name our son.
We're not naming
our son Fennel.
Tatiana, sit.
♪ Broccoli, Brussels sprouts,
cauliflower ♪
♪ For an hour ♪
[ Vomiting ]
[ Toilet flushes ]
I've had it.
White flag.
I don't think
this is normal.
I had, like, a month
I wasn't sick, right?
Woman: Barely.
I'd say four days.
No.
The first month?
Oh, yeah.
No.
You were sick immediately.
You're right.
You're right.
Like, we found out
you're pregnant,
and you were
immediately sick.
[ Vomiting, coughs ]
This is too much.
Kane: Quickly, can I go over
some of these notes?
Yes, please.
"Oh, he likes you, he picks on
you" kind of thing, right?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
When you get to, like,
"Pushed me down the stairs"...
Uh-huh. Right.
Right?
...it can be, like,
really f*cking awful,
like you were attacked,
and then the word "prom"
is like, "Hmm? Prom?
Did somebody say 'Prom'?"
You know what I mean?
Oh, great.
That's really funny.
You know what I mean?
Like, "So forget it.
I have a date."
Yes. That's very funny.
Kevin's really good
giving me performance notes.
He's so sharp.
Right?
Yeah. Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
A lot of comedians forget that
they're making people laugh.
Like, you forget
what you're doing.
You get so into your timing and,
like, using the audience
as lab rats.
It's, like, all about you,
and then I was, like, touring
a lot a couple years ago,
and I told myself,
"I'm going to quit after this
tour, so let me enjoy it.
This is my last time
on the road,"
and I, like,
fell back in love with it.
[ Dog barks ]
Hi, Tati.
Hi, Berk.
Chris:
It's nice to see you.
It's been a while.
Yeah. Good to see you.
I'm not putting a bra on
for this show.
No?
No.
I'm keeping my sweatpants on...
Are you really?
...and these slippers.
I mean, I can't feel any worse,
so...
might as well do
a f*cking show.
This is why we have
to be careful.
You're going places
too far.
I know. I know.
This is too much.
You know, you really did
advise me not to,
but I was like,
"I got this."
Babe, I need you
to do my act.
Okay. [ Chuckles ]
What's my opening joke?
"Tarrytown,
you guys are crazy.
You got me really f*cked up
last night."
I have a nice padded,
like, piano stool.
If you want to sit down
for any reason,
we can bring it out.
I don't know why
that sounded so creepy.
Try to have fun.
f*ck you.
So, I'm so sick.
I threw up...
a ton on the way here.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Every night I've been going down
to the Fat Black Pussycat
and working out the hour there,
and then every night I get sent
the video of the night
so we can take notes.
And then I was watching
the tape, and I was like,
"No, this is exactly
what I want."
It's really intimate.
It's close.
Like, I'm trying to create
this vibe in other venues.
Why not just use the one
that already exists?"
Oh, I can't wait.
So I was like, "Let's go."
Hammer: How long
have you known Amy, then?
I've known her since we were 12.
Exactly the same.
She's literally exactly
the same person.
She really doesn't care
what people think about her.
She was always like that
from as long as I've known her.
Trying to get out
of the shot.
Model alert!
Okay. Netflix said...
"Yes."
New date.
My company can do it.
This is big.
This is cool.
You're reading this just now?
Yeah.
Photographer: Everybody, just
give me one look right here!
At the camera!
Beautiful! Wow!
Yay!
Gorgeous!
He turning?
He's trying.
Dude, you got it!
He's facing the camera.
We -- Oh, sh*t,
there's paparazzi.
Hi, Samuel.
Samuel: How are you, dear?
There's a 1,000% chance
I'm going to throw up.
Oh, don't worry about --
I have your bags, though,
by the way.
Oh, okay, cool.
The one that I threw up in?
No, you did not.
Oh.
You haven't used it yet.
How is that?
Oh, yeah.
I need you to drive, like,
real sensitive,
no short stops, no flooring it.
We'll be in business.
Okay.
I think
we're being followed.
[ Laughing ] I know, Samuel.
Yeah? Okay.
Chris:
Kevin's behind us.
Uh, what's your take on it?
You think Amy's
pushing herself too hard?
You think she's got it?
Uh, she always pushes
herself too hard.
[ Chuckles ]
Thanks for your time.
She does, ever since
I've known her.
Ever since I've known her, she's
always pushing herself too hard.
♪ The first shot of the show ♪
I think the doing, the making
is what she loves the most.
The results stuff
is really --
really annoys the sh*t
out of her.
[ Chuckles ]
You know, the premieres,
getting your picture taken,
having to sell it,
all that stuff.
Or, like, "It's great,
it's whatever,"
you know, or "It sucks."
She doesn't care
about any of that.
It's just the process
of making
is where
the most joy comes from.
Her life being
in a new phase,
just kind of shifting into this
completely new thing,
and she feels like she needs
to get this out now
'cause there's going to be
a whole new set of material
where that's going to be
more relevant to her.
You know, I saw ideas growing
when we were in Long Island.
I was just like, "Dude, damn,
a month of touring
will make this step possible."
It seems like
we're in school
and we're just trying
to fit a project in
before the semester runs out,
you know?
I think Chris is drugging
my food.
[ Laughs ]
Yeah.
That's what's happening.
I should be feeling
totally good,
but he just puts a little
cyanide in each portion.
We're doing it.
We're going to get
a ragtag crew together.
So, the plan right now
is to sh**t what days?
Yeah. Are you available?
Jump pass.
Oh, I'm Atlanta. No.
I think the problem with this
room is that it's just small.
That's why I decided
to sh**t it here.
Okay.
Would you ask for mozzarella
sticks from the bar?
Yeah.
I would love 45 to 50 people.
You're saying more seats
on the sides?
And then we add
more seats in here.
What should I say to Netflix?
I'm about to talk to them
on the phone.
I know they're going to be
nervous about this space.
Dynamic.
Just say dynamic is -- Yeah.
Yeah, no,
it's very dynamic.
How about I say, "I think
you'll be really surprised"?
That's good 'cause
that leaves anything.
Oh, my gosh.
I just sent for these.
One show Saturday.
Oh! Okay.
My reason for wanting
to sh**t it in a rush like this
is because I'm going to
get more and more pregnant.
It's a visibility thing.
It's a visibility thing.
It's also the stuff
that's on my mind so strongly.
I know.
Hi.
How you doing?
Nothing.
I'm just doing a scout.
I think you'll be
really surprised.
It's actually
superdynamic texture.
It'll look very different, and
I'm really excited about this.
Oh, yeah.
It's a different room.
It's, like --
It's the Fat Black,
so it looks very different.
And I'm sorry, but you know
I have to eat every 5 minutes
or I'll throw up.
By the time we're taping,
it will be a tight,
worked-out,
you know, formed set.
Yeah, I'm taking Zofran,
but my body has just
kind of been laughing at that,
but, you know,
I'm at 12 weeks,
and I'm supposed
to start feeling better.
I have a show.
I have a show in one hour.
[ Toilet flushes ]
♪♪
Just if you're drinking
at the bar.
Amy Schumer!
Aah!
♪♪
There was a protest that my
wonderful mother went to,
and Amy was there.
Hi, Zola.
I'm here with your mom.
She loves you very much.
I think we're going to get
arrested.
That's Zola.
Zola?
Yeah.
And you brought flowers
for Amy because...?
Yeah, I did.
'Cause, first of all,
I wanted to congratulate her
on her pregnancy.
Also just wanted
to thank her, you know,
for keeping my mom company
and using her voice
to speak out.
This special is my favorite
one I've ever done.
It's the most personal to me,
and, uh...
But it's also, like,
this moment in the culture.
Like...
people just might not
want to f*cking hear it,
and, like, I don't blame them
if they don't.
But all I can do is do my work
and not try and make
everybody happy,
you know, just try and be proud
of what I'm doing.
♪ I'm more than what you see ♪
♪ I'm more than what you
se-e-e-e-e-e-e-e ♪
♪♪
♪♪
Hello.
It is 3:00 in the morning.
[ Coughing ]
And I just threw up blood.
Um...
I'm 14 weeks pregnant.
I've been very sick.
Part of me feels like
I'm so proud
to be doing stand-up right now
and sh**ting a special,
but --
[ Coughs ]
But, really I'm, like,
"I don't know
how I'm going to f*cking do it."
I'm having a really hard time,
and I have a new respect
for everyone
who's gone through this.
I didn't know that you got
so sick
for so much of your pregnancy.
Is that stupid
I didn't know that?
I didn't know that.
♪♪
Hammer: It seems like
it's lasting a long time.
Yeah.
Is it normal for you?
Every pregnancy
seems to be different.
Some people are, like,
hospitalized for months.
Are you hanging me?
Yeah.
Yeah, no, everybody says --
What's hard for me --
Uh-huh, yeah.
What's your experience, baby?
Let me hold your hair back
while you throw up.
No, everyone says
second trimester
is like this dream period,
and you just feel
like such a woman.
You're just, like --
You feel amazing
and like a superhero.
And I am now 3 weeks
into my second trimester,
and I'm as sick as ever.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Is that good?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah? Good.
I'm glad
you can have sushi.
You were eating sushi
for a while.
Yeah, well,
my friend's a nurse,
and she said
that the umbilical cord
doesn't attach yet
so early in my pregnancy.
I was eating sushi.
What, am I under attack here?
♪♪
♪♪
Chris: [ Laughs ]
You had your own smoothie.
You're right.
So why did you drink my smoothie
that was for me?
I thought
you were done with it.
Why?
Because oftentimes you get
a smoothie --
It was too cold.
You're right.
And a lot of times,
it sits around,
and then it never
gets drank, so --
I was depending on the rest
of this smoothie.
Well, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have
drank your smoothie.
Um, but, anyway...
[ Tommy Newport's
"Mr. Angel" plays ]
♪ Say, Mr. Angel ♪
♪ I'm sad ♪
♪ Would you help me
sail straight? ♪
♪ Don't want to crash ♪
♪ And my thoughts
are all getting bad ♪
♪ Holding me at bay ♪
♪ But I still feel glad ♪
I'll have to make fun of you
for one hour.
Thank you.
Did she pee or anything?
No.
Tati, go to the bathroom.
Tati, you want go Kim?
You know that we taught Tati
that the word for bathroom
for her
is my sister's name, right?
They go, "You need
to assign it a name."
So we made it Kim.
Go Kim.
Kim?
Yeah.
So whenever she poops
or pees --
Good girl.
Good Kim.
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you so much!
♪ You know I love it,
love it tonight ♪
♪ Taking me for granted,
granted my light ♪
♪ Oh, you know I need it,
need it tonight ♪
♪ Loving single-handed,
handed for life ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
Thank you so much.
We'll see you guys tomorrow?
Great job.
Great show.
Thank you so much.
So hilarious.
Oh, thank you.
All the way down there.
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
♪ Ah, ah ♪
When are you thinking
about announcing?
You almost said the sex of the
baby last night onstage.
No, I did say the sex
of the baby onstage.
Well, I mean you covered,
so...
I covered its shitty.
Yeah. Yeah.
I go, "This dude -- or chick.
I don't know what it is."
[ Cheers and applause ]
Um...
I just want to, you know,
maintain the saying,
"I hope it's a girl,"
for the joke.
[ Laughs ]
That's it.
Yeah.
Hammer: Can I ask, are you
feeling, like, any sort of,
like, resent, like,
towards, like, the special
or towards, like, even, like,
your pregnancy or, like --
Resentment?
Yeah.
I don't resent
being pregnant.
I resent everyone who
hasn't been honest.
Like, I resent the culture
and how much women
have to suck it the f*ck up
and act like
everything's fine.
I really resent that.
Ohhhh.
I don't know.
I'm still encouraged.
I'm not getting down about it.
I don't wish
I wasn't pregnant.
Like, I'm still happy
I'm pregnant.
Even while I'm throwing up,
I'm not --
If I miscarried right now,
I would be --
Like, I could start crying
even just saying that, you know?
But that's also why I joke
about it so much.
I joke about things that I'm,
like, deathly afraid of.
Do I sound like a little
whiny b*tch, honestly?
I just don't want people
to think that I'm, like,
this much of a masochist
who, like, was like,
"I don't care. I'm going to be
throwing up every day,
but I'm going to do this."
I already had these dates
planned,
but I don't resent
the special.
I'm so excited.
I'm going to be so proud.
But I'm scared.
♪♪
Amy: Why don't we speak to
somebody who has done something
who's just
a little younger than us?
Everett:
Let's get inspired.
So, Alice, we really all wanted
to have you on the show
because we all admire you...
Thank you.
...and what you've done.
How are you? You're 43?
No, I'm 11.
You're 11. Okay.
Can you tell us a little bit
about "Raise Your Hand,"
about your book
and about your initiative?
So, "Raise Your Hand" is a book
to help encourage girls
to be more confident
in class,
and I got this idea
when I was noticing that boys
were raising their hands
in class more than girls.
Do you remember the day
you really noticed that,
or did you just kind of start
noticing it in general?
I kind of just started
noticing it.
I mean, I didn't really pay
attention to it at first,
but then I was realizing
this was repetitive.
There's something that
you said in the book --
this is like...
Hot off the presses.
...hot off the presses --
about when you raise
your hand
and you're afraid
you're going to be wrong,
and I think sometimes
I still feel like that.
So maybe this isn't going to
just be for young girls.
It's going to be for women
in their, um, 40s.
Yes.
[ Laughter ]
So, if you get it wrong,
hopefully get it right
the next time,
and, you know --
Exactly.
Facing your fears
makes you stronger.
Raising your hand,
even though it's one thing,
is such a symbol and really,
like, is a life-changer,
you know, because
if you speak up in class,
you're more likely to speak up
for yourself in all situations.
And if you really try something
and you try really hard
and you get other people
to join you,
you can accomplish it.
Yeah!
Ladies and gentlemen,
our next president,
Alice Tapper!
And so that's really good
for me to hear, you know,
as somebody who's
going to be a mom,
to instill that in my child,
you know?
I don't want girls
to be better than boys.
I just want them to be
treated as equal.
I'm here.
Oh, she's here. Okay.
No, I don't,
but that's what scares me.
That's the thing. Sometimes
I'll be feeling so much better.
Then I'm like, "Maybe
I'm through it," and then...
[ Thunder rumbles ]
I did a show last night.
I have a show tonight, and
I've been throwing up all day.
I sh**t the Netflix special
in 2 days.
I can't keep anything down.
I think I might throw up again,
but I'm not sure.
[ Groans softly ]
I threw up so hard yesterday
that...
I popped all the blood
vessels in this eye,
so that's good for camera.
[ Clears throat ]
I feel so nauseous.
There's people
with worse problems.
There's women who would k*ll
to be in my position
and be pregnant,
and it makes me feel selfish,
but -- but, also,
you have to have space
to really, like, feel --
feel for yourself, I think.
[ Groans softly ]
And even though I have
really good support systems --
I do -- it is you going
through it alone, you know,
'cause it's your body.
And now I have to, you know,
film this today, and...
I have to get in the shower
and then get hair and makeup.
Today will be fun.
You know, I'm trying to be
strong for myself and Chris,
and my sister is here,
and I just want to get
through this special.
Mm. But I'm having a hard time.
[ Vomiting ]
I'm so sorry, guys.
Kane: No.
Shh.
[ Vomiting ]
♪♪
♪♪
Oh, sh*t.
What about the taping?
That's seeming
a little unlikely.
We're headed to the hospital.
I haven't been able to keep food
or water down.
♪♪
I have been vomiting
since 6:00 a.m.
Okay.
I'm 15 weeks pregnant, and I
can't keep anything down today.
I'm in a lot of --
Just everything hurts.
Lightheadedness, dizziness,
feeling like you're
going to pass out?
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
Ooh, Pancake House.
No.
Okay.
So easy.
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01x01 - Conception
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American documentary television miniseries directed by Alexander Hammer that follows Amy Schumer through her pregnancy and hyperemesis gravidarum, including the creation of her stand-up special Amy Schumer: Growing.
American documentary television miniseries directed by Alexander Hammer that follows Amy Schumer through her pregnancy and hyperemesis gravidarum, including the creation of her stand-up special Amy Schumer: Growing.