Shake Rattle & Roll XV (2014)

[bunniefuu]

Babe! Babe! There's nobody here!

I'll try this on.

No, no, no...

Not 'til our honeymoon.

Earthquake?

Babe?

Babe!

Troy?

Troy! Help me!

Imagine yourselves
walking in this catwalk.

But people are confused where to look...

because you are coming
from different directions.

Just like Palos.

Think of Slither.

-Slither.
-Slinky.

Slinky.

Seduction.

Celebration!

-Like that!
-You're really good!

Amazing!

Oh, by the way, later,

when we meet Sandra Alegria,

I will only be the one allowed to talk.

So Ms Sandra doesn't know
your concept yet?

That's why we call it a surprise.

Because it might get disapproved.

Because we know they're allergic...

when it comes to those rumors
just like that one.

Precisely my point, stupid.

If you're the subject of a rumor,

and you know that it's a rumor,

you should embrace the rumor.

Why would you believe those talks?

I mean, snakes? Monster?

Do people still believe in those things?

We're already in the digital stage, right?

If you speak again,
I'll push you off this stage.

Where's Troy?

-He's missing again.
-I haven't seen him.

There he is.

Troy! Don't act
like you're someone entitled here.

I don't care
if you're special to the boss.

Sorry. I'm sorry.

Okay, everybody, from the top. Let me see.

Okay, wait, everybody...

Let's take a break.
Let's go to the office first.

Go, go, go.

Troy.

Who would think that this mall
will still be the best after 25 years?

Despite all the nasty rumors,

our competitors
failed at bringing us down.

I'm sure you know that.

She has snake skin.

It's okay.

Look.

No snake skin.

And no, I have no snake twin.

I'm the only daughter of my loving father.

And now that I'm back from the States,

as head of Admin, I welcome you.

Enough!

Ma'am, are you looking for a blouse?

You scared me, Miss.

Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. What's your size?

Miss, just hold on, okay?

-I can't decide just yet.
-Oh, okay.

I'll just around first, okay?

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

I really don't know
who started this rumor.

But after it spread,

suddenly, a mall just popped up beside us.

But look at us now.

We're still number one,

fitting celebration
of Alegria Silver Anniversary.

Which, by the way,
is also the 25th birthday of Ma'am Sandra!

Tweet that now! Hashtag HappyBirthday!

Oh, my gosh! The line is too long!

Do you only have one dressing room here?

Excuse me, ma'am.
Only three items are allowed at a time.

Three items?

How many times
do you want me to go back this line!

Where's your manager?

You know who I am? You know who I am?

I'm a busy person and then you
let these things happen in this store!

You only have one fitting...

Actually ma'am,
we still have another fitting room.

You can use it by yourself.
Do you want me to bring you there?

Much better.

You can go in now, ma'am.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Goodbye.



They will layout that colorful history
of this building...

wearing my fabulous collection.

And from the top,

they will see that the catwalk
is Alegria Mall logo!

Hashtag AmazingConcept.

Very nice.



This tag's going to get me in trouble.

No way.

Why is it moving?

Why is it moving?

It's moving.

Is this a dressing room or an elevator?

There could be a CCTV.

Hello!

What is this? Trick Or Treat?

I won't steal anymore!

I surrender!

I'm giving it back.

Please...

Is anybody out there?

Is anybody out there? Please!

Help me!

Here...

Is anybody out there?

I'm giving it back!

I actually like the collection.

Oh, thank you!

Well, tonight is our rehearsal
when the mall starts closing.

It's not allowed to peep.

But Iggi,
what really is your collection like?

I'm just confused.

Well that, my dear Sandra is a surprise.

Let's just say,
there will be shredding of skin.

He's so handsome.

His name is Troy.

You get to talk to him?

I just heard it.

Don't fantasize.

I'm not expecting anything.

Is it bad to dream?

-Is he your new flavor?
-This one's different.

He will understand me.

And when he don't?

You'll get crazy again!

Why aren't you trusting me?

-I can change.
-How?

I look different now.

I try to imitate
what I see in the commercials.

Was there a difference?

There is.

Here.

Where did you get that blood?

It's Julie's.

You named her Julie?

Hey, Sara.

How will Mr Handsome be able to like you?

Look at yourself!

Help me!

Sir, we're about to close.

Sorry, sir. We're closed.

I wonder where Troy is.

Oh, wait, I'll call him.

Oh, there he is. That's fast.

Wait.

Where are you going?

Troy, baby...

I was told you're mad at me.

Good.

You know I'm just a strict mother hen
in front of my other babies.

That's just because you're hot.

Iggi?
I'll just have to borrow Troy for a while.

I'll bring him back to you
as soon as possible.

Sure.

But I'm strict
when it comes to rehearsal schedule...

so Troy just take Sandra home
and then get back here right away.

Dude!

Hey, Mr Badjo!

You look happy today.

Jay, are you drunk?

Huh?

I'm on duty.

-Okay.
-Come on, Mr Badjo! Take care yourself!

Mr Badjo, let's drink up next week!

I'll be bringing chicks! Like this!

Mr Badjo!

Mr Badjo!

Good evening, ma'am Sara.

You look full today.

Just had a shoplifter for lunch.

You're amazing, ma'am Sara.

You're better than a CCTV.

Mr Badjo...

You know what?
This is the happiest day of my life!

Really?

I met a guy.

He's so handsome!

Met?

We haven't seen each other face to face.

But...

once I get to fix my problem,

-soon, we will.
-Problem?

I have to fix myself first.

So that once we meet,
he won't get suprised.

-Mr Badjo?
-Yes?

You've been visiting this place
for a long time...

but you never looked at me even once.

What are you talking about?

Do I look ugly?

No!

I'm just busy doing a lot of things and
I don't have time to look around.

Look at me!

I'm going to take a ride with you.

Don't tell anybody.

Yeah, I'll go home right away
after my duty.

Take a shower when I get home, okay?

Prepare yourself.

-Mr Badjo.
-Sir...

She went out.

What?

How?

This is the first time.

She never did this before.

But earlier...

Where is she now?

She told me not to tell you.

She took the elevator
and then she went down at the 3rd floor.

And now, she's going around.

She's going around the mall shops.

Our lives are in danger, sir.

What are we going to do?

Sir?

Sir, are you there?

Sir.

Sir.

Who's there?

Ma'am Sandra?

Does it look good on me?

Yes, ma'am.

But ma'am,
it's already in the middle of the night.

And why?
Whose mall is this? It's mine, right?

Am I beautiful?

Yes, ma'am!

You're scared of me?

Why are you all scared of me?

I want to be a real human!

Do you know
what's Iggi's surprise collection?

I don't know.

It's your job, right?

But I think I know.

What if you don't like it?

Maybe it's the right thing.

So that the rumors will finally be gone.

I mean...

if that's what the mall is popular for
then why don't make fun of it.

Many people say it's true.

What? That I have a twin sister?

Then take care of yourself.
Don't go to the bathroom all night.

At the Regalia fitting room...

Regalia, bathrooms
and even at the cinema, so watch out.

Is she really dead?

You also believe it?

I'm affected by it.

Careful. I could bite you.

Sandra.

We need to talk.

I think you should ask that boy
to leave first.

What for?

Dad, why do you have that?

My child...

She's alive.

Dad and I have something to talk about.

I'll have someone take you home.

No need.

I can go now.

No, I insist.

Just to be safe.

You told me she's dead!

I offered to come home!

You said I don't need to!

That there's no funeral and
that I should just pray for her!

So you mean to tell me...

-my sister's still there?
-She's no longer your sister!

What?

She's no longer my daughter.

I have no idea
what creature lives there now.

All I wanted that time...

is to have a better life,
to be successful.

I work hard before.

I just needed a little push.

I needed help.

And luck
is not something you should wait for.

Action is necessary.

That's the formula
the old lady gave to me.

But she warned me.

Time will come
this luck will ask for a payback.

I said, I'll worry about it next time.

What's important is to have a better life.

Your mom doesn't know I involved her
in making this luck possible.

She's not my child! She's not our child!

She's a curse!

-A curse! That's child's a curse!
-Stop it! Stop!

She's not a curse. She's our child.

I planned to put her to sleep that time.

When your mom was still alive...

She wasn't a curse before.

She became our good luck charm
that we had to keep.

She made us rich,

even until now.

I remember.

We were together before.

I hid her at the mall's basement.

The mall
which is the symbol of our wealth.

That's where you visit her.

Your mom was right.

That good luck charm grew big
as we get richer.

It started with the small animals.

Chickens or cats...

But her hunger doesn't end.

She asked for more until...

she got to taste a different one.

But, my child, it was an accident.

They were repairing a parking area
at the basement.

No, no, no!

And your mom didn't know the truth
because I didn't tell her.

When I said goodbye to her,

Dad, she was so scared.

The day will come
that you'll get out of here.

You'll leave me?

No matter what I do,
I can't make myself to k*ll her.

Just like you.

I hoped this will eventually end.

But I...

I was the one who told them
to give her whatever she wants.

Instead of letting the mall get bankrupt
because of the bad publicity,

she grew bigger.

It's as if, the more she eats,

the better our business will be.

You let her eat...

And now,

she has to die.

Dad. Dad.

Let me talk to her.

-She'll listen to me.
-It's too late!

It's too late.
She already got out of her cage.

Noel, can you drop me off my house?

Okay, sir.

She's alive, Adela.

My wife's inside! Wait! Wait!

Do you understand me? My wife's inside!

Adela!

Here's the symbol of triumph...

of Alegria Mall!

Perfect!

Isn't it perfect? Take a selfie with it
and put hashtag AlegriaMall.

Both of you should take a picture with it.

Well actually, modesty aside,

I did everything.

Who put that there?

Good evening, sir.

-This...
-This is your idea of a celebration?

Do you want my mall
to turn into a circus show?

But sir...

-We have to embrace the legend.
-Embrace?

Take that out!

-But...
-Now!

The hell with you!

Sandra!

Sir. Sir. Sir...

Daddy, thank you!
This is the best birthday gift!

What do you mean?

Finally, you're going to introduce me
as what I really am.

Troy will love it!

Who's Troy?

He will show me
to the new world I'll be living in.

I saw the statue you have made for me.

Stop it!

No one's going to introduce anyone!
There's no statue!

This has to stop.

Why now when I'm already this big?

Sara?

Sandra?

You came back.

Just like what I promised.

I waited a long time for you.

I won't ever leave you anymore, Sara.

But why did you visit me just now?

They held me in prison here.

What I wanted was
to see the world, Sandra.

But he doesn't want to!

But now...

I feel confident!

You know what?

I can finally go upstairs to my mall.

Right, dad? This mall is mine.

Someone will finally fight for me, Sandra.

It's Troy.

Once we meet each other,

I'll introduce you to him.

That's enough, Sara!

This has to stop!

You already k*lled too many.

How will I suppose to stop, dad?

What's this celebration for?

It's for me, isn't it?

You mean...

I'm not included?

Sara!

Where are you going to hide me now?

You're going to build another mall?

You're going to feed me with customers?

Or a shoplifter?

Sara...

You can't stay like this.

And why is that?

Well, this is what I am now!

You could've k*lled me then.

You thought I don't know?

But why didn't you do it?

Because you found out
while I'm getting bigger, you get richer!

That's why you gave me enough food
like this!

Dad!

Aren't you the one who gave me that?

That's because you became greedy,
you monster!

You don't know how to be contented
with your luck!

Lourdes was right.

You're not my daughter!

Dad!

Dad, stop!

Dad!

Dad?

Dad!

Dad, please wake up, dad!

-Sir!
-Dad!

-Sir!
-Dad, wake up!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad...

Dad...

Dad!

Come on! Let's get out of here! Let's go!

Come on! Come on!

Hurry! Let's go!

You have to get out of this place now!

Leave now! It's dangerous!

What about them?

Get out of here! It's dangerous! Hurry!

-Damn it.
-Get out of here! It's dangerous!

-Let's go.
-Leave!

-Get out of here!
-Get out!

I'm not leaving! I'll be sleeping here!

Alright. Alright!

What kind of a statue is this?

Why is it moving?

What is that?

What?

You're going to eat me?

Can't you see I'm also a snake!

Hurry, Mr Badjo!

Mr Badjo, where's the key? Hurry!

-Here.
-Let's open this! Hurry!

Mr Badjo, hurry!

Mr Badjo, we have to hurry.

Mr Badjo, hurry! Hurry!

This one.

I can't do this.

But she k*lled your father!

But she's still my sister!

But she can k*ll you too!

She wasn't like this before.

Ma'am Sandra, she changed!

I'll face her alone.

She k*lled my wife!

Wife?

Liar!

I won't stop until I k*ll that snake!

Sara, not like this.

The Sara I used to know was a shy girl,

quiet, who smiles a lot.

I will never be like you! Am I right?

We can hide together.

It's too late!

I've already k*lled too many!

I can leave everything behind for you!

We'll help each other!

No!

Die!

Troy!

Troy!

Sara!

You'll come back to me, okay?

Sara.

Babe, babe...

Daddy, mommy...

Please stop.

Julie.

You can wake her up later.

She's awake.

Sir Henry,
we already put your things inside.

-You're done?
-Yes.

I told you.
We should've brought our things ourselves.

We didn't have to spend.

Sir.

Thank you, sir.

Daddy...

We're going to live here?

Yes, so we don't have to stay
in that small apartment.

This place is so big.

It looks like there are ghosts in here.

There are no ghosts in here.

What if there really is?

Then we'll go ghost hunting.

Let's go.

Come on.

Miss Lina.

Is that Ama Choleng, dad?

Yes.

He's your Angkong Cesar.

Why aren't they smiling?

They're just like that.

Who's this, daddy?

-Henry.
-Miss Lina.

How are you?

Oh, my. I look old now.

This is my daughter, Julie.

You're so big!

I used to talk to you when you were
still on your mother's belly.

Miss Lina's the one
who took care of grandma and grandpa.

Hello.

Miss Lina.

Ma'am Aimee.

You look like
you're going to stay here for good.

Only until we get to sell our house.

Too bad.

A little renovation
for this house will do.

Tiny!

Julie, don't run!

Oh, my! There she goes.

I'll leave you both in the mean time.

You should go around.
There's a lot to explore in this place.

Alright.

Tiny!

Tiny?

I already prepared food for you guys.

This is for Julie.

Is the kid picky
when it comes to her food?

She's got a lot of allergies.
I can prepare food for her.

You can just give me a list
and I'll take care of it.

I've heard that too many times.

Julie has been hospitalized
a lot of times too.

That's how mothers act.

Do you have a child?

Yes.

He's already an adult.

He seldom visits.
You know that's how they are.

How about your husband?

I'm single, ma'am.

Oh, sorry.

That's okay.

Chopseuy again?

Julie, don't be like that.

This is good, Lina.

Thank you!

That's your Angkong's favorite.

Lina can cook Julie's food.

I also prepared siopao. Do you want some?

Me! Me!

Julie.

Why, mommy?

Did Ama Choleng treat dad
like that before?

She's more strict.

When we were kids
and we don't eat our food,

she hits us with her slippers.

But I want to eat.

-What is that, Lina?
-Oh, my!

I'm sorry!

There are a lot of those here
in the house!

It might have fallen.

Are you okay?

-Sorry. It won't happen again.
-Just take it out.

Get out.

Mommy?

Mommy, where's my snack?

You have your snack with you?

-Yes.
-Kiss daddy.

Don't be naughty, okay?

Be friends with your new classmates.

Go ahead.

Daddy, when are we going home?

After I fetch you here.

But we're going to Ama's house?

Don't you like it there?

I heard footsteps last night.

It's nothing. It's just your mom.

Because she woke up last night.

Go ahead. You might get late. Go.

Lina.

Have you seen my aspirins?

Lina.

Lina!

Lina?

This house of yours
is for hiking expedition!

Oh, Iggi! My God!

Henry has a big family.

I only met them at the funeral.

It's hard if your husband's family
doesn't like you.

Aimee, sorry if I visited you just now.

I'm actually embarrassed about
how the place looks.

I still have to fix a lot.

You look pale. Are you stressed out?

I can't keep myself at ease in this house.

I like it better in our old apartment.

I thought you're happy that finally,
you and Henry have a house now.

But I can't take it out of my mind
that this is his grandma's place.

Henry's grandma is a strong woman.

She loves her superstitious beliefs
more than her own family.

She we shouldn't have gotten married...

because I was born
in the year of the dragon...

while Henry is year of the dog.

That's too much.

She really takes the horoscope
too seriously.

When she found out that I was pregnant
with a baby in the year of the rat,

she said we will receive more bad luck.

I told you it's hard to marry a Chinese.

But he still chose us.

When I got pregnant with Julie,

her grandma made him choose.

Me and our child or his family...

Even though his grandma told him
a lot of things,

Henry still chose Julie and I.

That's why Julie never met her grandma.

Until Ama Choleng died...

she still mad at me and Henry.

How did Henry inherit this house?

Actually, he didn't.

All his relatives have already migrated.

No one else will take care of the house
but him.

He has no parents.

We're the only family he has.

I'm just scared that these things
might turn out wrong.

Your food might have something
on it again.

It won't happen again.

This is good!

It tastes different.

Try it.

I don't feel like eating.

How are you suppose to get better?
You don't eat.

Just try it.

I still have braised beef.

I can prepare it for you. You want some?

That's okay, Miss Lina. Thank you.

I can't find Tiny.

She could be in your room.

She's not there.

She's just around there somewhere.

She'll come out when she gets hungry.

You have to eat now
before your food gets cold.

That again?

Let her try the mechado.

I already prepared her food.

Please, mommy.

Julie, please.
Don't make this hard for me.

Just one, mommy.

Julie...

I told you to eat what I cooked!
You ungrateful child!

You know she has allergies.

She almost died before.

You should've let Lina cook.

She's been with our family
for a long time.

Who will pay the hospital bills
when she get sick?

We've spent the money
I borrowed from daddy.

I don't want to get money from him again.

Who told you to borrow money?

And why? Are you rich?

What did you inherit?

You should get yourself checked.

I'm getting sick because of this house.

And now, you're blaming the house.

You're the one who insisted
that we should live here.

Even Julie doesn't like this house.

Don't involve Julie here.

You involved both of us.

You're always putting the blame on me!

Tiny?

Tiny?

You're still awake.

Don't worry.

I'll be leaving some food here.

Tiny might get hungry.

She'll come back.

Why aren't you sleeping yet?

Mommy and daddy are arguing again.

I can hear them from my room.

That's normal to married couples.

They'll be okay tomorrow.

Your child's mine!

Aimee.

Aimee?

Aimee.

Lina!

Do you have a medicine?

Lina!

Aimee!

Aimee!

Aimee...

You look like you didn't sleep well.

I just had a bad dream.

My son was once like that.

Every night.

Julie's dressing up.
She doesn't like to have breakfast.

But I already prepared food for her.

Ma'am Aimee hasn't gone out of bed.

I didn't notice.

She still looks sick.

Daddy.

You're the newbie, right?

Yes.

What's your name again?

Julie.

Julie...

Hey, that looks delicious!

Want some?

Thank you!

Hey, wait! That's my food!

Hey! That's my food!

Hey! Hey!

What are you doing?

My food!

In the food pyramid,
wheat and grains are at the bottom.

Like rice, bread and pasta.

At the top part,
you'll see the vegetables and fruits.

That's why it's important for us
to eat food with vegetables and fruits.

Yuck!

-Why is there a rat? Gross!
-Keep quiet!

Paolo?

Paolo? I'll take you to the infirmary.

Class, quiet!

You look pale.

I'm just tired.

I prepared dinner.

Is Julie home?

I've been calling you.
You're not answering my calls.

Julie's crying in her room.

Good thing,
their principal sent her home early.

What happened?

Her classmates bullied her.

That's what I've been trying to tell you.

Then you're not going to answer my calls?

I took an OT at the office.

So that's it?

I'll be the one
to take care of our problems?

What do you think I'm doing?

I'm working hard for you and Julie!

What about my sacrifices?

I left my career
to live in this damn house!

Don't blame me for your own failure!

Aimee! Aimee! What the?

Aimee!

Aimee! What the? Aimee!

Daddy, let's bring mommy to the hospital!

-Aimee. Aimee!
-Mommy!

Daddy!

Mommy? Mommy!

What did they say?

She'll be transferred to another room.

The doctors can't see anything wrong.

She will undergo MRI.

They said there could be brain damage.

Thank you, Iggi.

Henry.

Aimee and I were able to talk.

She told me about what's happening
between the two of you.

It's nothing. We're okay.

Henry, you should listen to Aimee.

What do you think I'm doing?

Do you think I did this to her?

Sorry.

When is mommy coming home?

I don't know.

What if it's true
that Ama's ghost is haunting us?

Daddy?

Just a bit more...

Iggi.

Iggi.

Iggi.

Give me my child!

Mine!

Aimee!

What's happening to you, Aimee?

Aimee!

Nurse, get the doctor! Hurry!

Hurry!

Doc! Help my friend!

Look!

Aimee.

Daddy, where are you?

Aimee.

Aimee.

Aimee, how are you feeling?

Julie?

Henry already took Julie home.

-Julie...
-Nurse.

-Put her into serene state.
-Yes, Doc.

Aimee!

Aimee, no!

Ma'am?

Daddy's sick.

Maybe he's just hungry. Are you hungry?

Yes.

Let's go back to the hospital!

Will you stop it, Julie!

Julie.

Listen to your dad.

Just stay in your room.

Come on.

I'll prepare your favorite food.

That's how people act when their hungry.

It consumes their whole being.

My son was like that too.

He's like a dog when he's hungry.

Good thing, I taught him how to wait.

But we're done waiting.

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy.

Daddy!

Daddy.

Daddy!

Daddy!

Miss Lina?

Daddy?

Miss Lina?

Daddy?

Wait.

We're now complete.

Release her for the mean time.

Where's Henry?

Where's Henry?

Something happened to Aimee!

Wait a minute.

He's resting.
He doesn't want to be disturbed.

What are saying? Henry!

Henry.

Henry?

Henry?

Henry?

Oh, sh*t!

Henry!

What's happening to you?

That's rightful justice.

Aimee's gone crazy. Now, it's Henry.

What did you do to them?

Henry!

Henry, are you okay?

You poisoned them!

Poison?

I don't use poison.

Julie!

Julie!

Julie...

Julie.

Mommy! Daddy!

Daddy?

Julie?

Julie, it's Iggi!

Julie!

Where's daddy?

I'll take care of you.

Come.

Take the kid.

I don't use poison, Julie.

Poison is only used by coward people
like your grandmother.

She poisoned me when I was pregnant.

Mommy...

Look what happened.

Look what she did to my son.

Get Henry in the kitchen.

Your Ama Choleng couldn't take that...

I was your Angkong's real love.

And I'm the only one who loved him.

While she's contented
to get rotten in this place.

What happened?

I'm pregnant, Cesar.

This is your child, right?

Yes.

And when Amah Choleng found out...

that Cesar has fathered my child,

she poisoned me.

She's ruthless.

Choleng is evil.

Lina!

I don't want to see that in this house.

Am I clear?

Your grandfather didn't even defend me.

Cesar is also evil!

They treated us like garbage.

Like an animal.

They forced us
to live in the house outside.

House of the gardeners.

That's where I raised my son.

I'm lucky that the Lord is by my side.

My child!

You don't know what I'm capable of.

Even if I wasn't able to get my revenge
to your grandfather and your grandmother,

I will turn your family twisted.

Where's my daughter?

Where is she?

Come.

Come in.

Sit.

Looks like you've traveled far.

Have something to eat.

Daddy! Daddy

Julie!

Mommy?

My child.

What are you doing here?

You hurt my daughter.

You evil, get out of my house.

Daddy.

Mommy, please stop.

You evil, get out of my house!

Get out!

I will have to k*ll you first, demon!

Now, you know what real suffering is.

You don't know me.

That's enough!

Mommy!

Julie!

My son!

My son!

My son!

Julie!

My son...

My son.

Okay, attorney. I'll talk to them.
I'll explain to them what really happened.

You can't, Dave.
What else can you possibly say?

Bottom-line is they refuse to settle.

They don't need money.
They just want someone to blame.

Attorney, she was bleeding to death
on the bathroom floor!

What was I supposed to do?
Watch her die?

-You're in Flight 666?
-Yeah.

It's the final call. This way, sir.

Attorney, I'll have to go now.

But I'll call you when I land.

-I'll wait for your call.
-Okay, attorney. I'll talk to you later.

-Good evening, ma'am.
-Good evening.

May I see your boarding pass please.

I am business and I have class.

Yes, I can see that, ma'am.

-Yes.
-Let me show you to your seat.

Oh sure. Thank you so much.

You know what?

I'm a grand raffle winner.

Yes.

And all expense paid free!

Yes, ma'am.

By the way, your name is Bryan.

-Yes.
-Yes, ma'am.

Can I ask you something?

-Yes.
-How many hours going to London?

Ma'am, we're going to Zamboanga.

Oh, my!

Oh, my gosh.

That's so cheap.

-Good evening, sir. Welcome aboard.
-Good evening.

May I see your boarding pass please.

Alright. This way.

She will assist you.

This way, sir.

Welcome to flight 666, guys.

We've been waiting for hours...

because we were bumped off
from the earlier flight.

But look,

we have this big plane all to ourselves.

Look, there's only a few passengers here.

I think they didn't even let the back
of the place get occupied.

It's really dark.

Creepy.

Hi, Gino! OMG!

So we have the same flight.

Quit pretending!

We even had our flight re-booked
so we'll the same flight as your idol.

Hi!

Will you be quiet!

Hey, dude, so your stalker's here, huh?

Shut up.

I didn't know that they have big airplanes
here in the Philippines, daddy.

Indeed, son.

This airplane is called Airbus 8330-300.

It costs 245,600,000 dollars.

And its engine is Rolls Royce.

Daddy.

It feels like fricking hot in here.

The electrical system of this airplane
is actually a bit old now.

Excuse me, sir.
Please out your bag under your seat.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the cabin crew will come around
to check for your compliance.

Ma'am, let me help you with that.

Thank you.

Have a seat.

What's that? Something's leaking!

What kind of an airplane is this?

Our apologies for the inconvenience, sir.

The other flight was overbooked.

So you took this old airplane
from your garage and toss us in here!

We will make sure
it'll be a pleasant flight for you.

You may transfer to that seat,
if you want.

Okay.

Brother!

You're such like a nerd!

Like a nerdy nerdy nerd!

You know,
before I became a science teacher,

I dreamed of being a pilot.

You know pilot comes
from the Greek word pedotes which means...

Excuse me, sir.

This is a non-smoking flight.

Fine.

You don't understand.

I just want to rest. I'm so stressed out.

I just want...

to live a peaceful life in our province.

I'm done!

I'm so tired!

Sir, is there anything
I can help you with?

Dave.

I didn't know you're here.

I suppose you can't tell me to leave now.

Dave, I'm sorry.

Are you really?

Karen?

Are you okay?

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
This is Capt. Robert Francisco speaking.

In behalf of First Officer Charlie
and the cabin crew,

we'd like to welcome you
to Manila Air flight 666...

bound for Zamboanga.

Currently,
we are second in line before take-off.

And we are expected
to be on air in a few minutes.

Cabin crew, please prepare for take-off.

That's Dave, right?

Why does he have to take this airplane?

Are you okay?

-I'm okay.
-Are you sure?

Don't lie.

If you didn't lose your baby,
you guys should've gotten married.

It's okay if you have an issue about that.

Pam, please.
I don't want to talk about that.

Okay.

Relax.

When we get to Zamboanga,
tell them a foreigner knocked you up.

It's shameful for the whole family
to see you pregnant without a husband.

What will they say about you?

What is it?

Nothing, grandma.

Grandma...

-Grandma.
-What is it?

It hurts.

Pamela.

Captain wants coffee.

Help!

Help us!
My granddaughter's giving birth now!

No one moves! This is a hijack!

Put your hands up! Up!

I said put your hands up!

Up!

Put your hands up!

I said up!

If you don't want to get hurt,
follow what I say! Understand?

Hands up!

Shut up!

Hands up!

I said shut up!

What happening there?

Wait! I think she's coming!

-Have mercy please!
-Is there a doctor here?

A nurse! Anyone!

Answer me!

-Get in! Get in!
-Oh, my God!

Who are you?

Who are you...

Be quiet. We've been hijacked!

-What?
-I told you to be quiet!

-Oh, Brandon! Brandon!
-Oh, my God.

I'm afraid!

Is there anyone here?

-Dave!
-Are you a doctor?

-Yes.
-Help her.

Hurry!

Hurry.

You. Come with me. Hurry!

What do you need?

I need alcohol,
scissors and mineral water, please.

What's your name?

-Jane.
-Jane, just relax.

I'm here. I'm a doctor.

Let go of me!

Is this right?

I'm getting nervous
and someone's giving birth!

This isn't the plan!

Just follow me! Hurry!

Captain, your coffee's here.

-What's this?
-Just do what I say.

Or else I'll blow this plane off.

-Jane, just relax.
-Here, doc.

Thank you.

-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
-Breathe slowly, okay? Breathe slowly.

Help us.

-Please help Jane.
-Ma'am, please try to relax.

Dave will help you.

Dave. Dave. Come on. Let's do this.

Okay, just breathe. Ready?

One, two, three, push!

Jane, push!

Push!

One, two, three, push!

You can do it, Jane. Come on!

Push!

Guys, this is Ely.

We're now in flight 666
and we've been hijacked.

There's a guy with a g*n and a b*mb!

And a woman is giving birth!

Okay, push harder, Jane!

Jane, focus. Look at me, Jane. Push!

One more time. One, two, three, go.

-What's that?
-Stay there!

Wait. You work here, right?

I'm the baggage handler of this airline.

You fired me just because of cost-cutting?

Don't hurt the passengers.

Shut up!

I'm the one who will decide what will
happen to this airplane! Got that?

You should call the office.

Tell them we need 10 million in an hour,

or else this airplane
won't ever reach Zamboanga! Got that?

Just follow him, Captain. Please.

Thank you to all the fans.

And according to the lyrics
of John Denver,

"All my bags are packed.
I'm ready to go."

Okay, one more.

Jane, one more. Last one.

Let's do this, Jane!

But we have an album to be released soon.

So buy two copies. Put the one on a frame
and the other for you to listen.

Because this might be the last
and this might be my last time.

Ready? One, two, three, go.

Push! Push!

The baby's out.

Beautiful.

One, two, three.

-What happened?
-Oh, my God.

My baby.

The baby...

My baby...

The baby's dead.

Oh, my God!

-Jane...
-Dave! Dave!

Doc!

Relax. Relax.

I'll take care of it. Ma'am, please.

Save them!

What's happening?

Thanks, God.

No more turbulence.

I'm so scared!

Karen!

Karen.

Karen, are you okay? Come here. Come here.

-Okay...
-Are you okay?

I'm okay.

Gino! Thank God.

Jane?

Jane?

Jane?

-Grandma.
-Jane!

Jane!

Wake up, Jane.

-Jane?
-Doc.

Relax. I'll take care of her.

Wait.

Where's the baby?

Where's the baby?

I saw the baby earlier! He's alive!

Where's the baby?

-Daddy!
-Oh, my God!

I mean oh, God!

What is that?
It looks like a nail scratch.

-Huh?
-Daddy...

Carlos?

Stay there.

Check if they already transferred
the money...

to the account I gave them.

Leave the door open.

Make sure we'll get the 10 million, okay?

Okay.

Pam?

What are you doing here? Sit!

Sit! I told you to sit!

Wait. We have to look for the baby!

Sit!

I said sit! Now!

-Dave, the baby's alive.
-It's dead. The baby's dead.

I saw it. The baby's a live!

-I said sit!
-Let's go.

-Dave!
-Sit!

All of you! Sit!

No one speaks. No one moves.

No one moves.

I can't take this anymore, honey bums!

I'm done of this flight from hell!

I'm getting out!

Oh, no.

It's not safe.

Let her!

Let her! We'll stay here.

Leave my boyfriend alone!

I'm not stealing your boyfriend from you!

No one moves.

Help me!

Come on!

Who's there?

I'm not trying to steal your boyfriend!

Carlos, look!

Hey, doc!

Come here. Look at this.

They're all bitten.

And scratches.

What? Then what bit them?

Carl, I'm done with this!

Will you shut up?

And you guys, go back there! Sit!

He said sit!

Come here! Come here!

Wait. What happened?

There are dead people at the lavatory!

They said they were bitten.

What kind of a plane is this?
k*lling is their inflight entertainment!

You said they were bitten?

Yes and scratches like this.

Doc.

Go back there.

Go sit.

What are you doing? Go to your seat!

Sit! Faster!

Carl, what am I going to do with this?

Just hold on to it.

Don't press the button, okay?

If that timer starts, we'll explode.

-What?
-Oh, my God!

The light's malfunctioning.

-Oh, God! Oh, God.
-Oh, come on!

Why do we have to ride this plane?

Is it my fault
that the earlier flight was bumped off?

-What's that?
-What's happening?

-What happened?
-Hey!

Will you shut up!

-Don't go near!
-But why?

Whatever it is,
I don't think it has a g*n.

Carl, wait!

Doc, doc!

-Dave.
-Doc, come here!

Yes.

Pam!

Pam!

-Put some pressure.
-Pam!

I'll tell Captain Francisco.

Pam!

Pam!

Carlos, I'll do it.

Carlos.

No!

Pam!

Whatever you are! You'll pay for this!

-I'll k*ll you!
-Carlos!

That's a different kind of animal.

With the speed,
I think it's from the felis family!

-Its reflexes is like a cat.
-Don't.

I don't want to like that, you know!

What kind of a flight is this?
You have a multiple choice of death!

A, Hijacker. B, b*mb.

And then C, whatever animal is in there!

Pass your papers! Finish or not finish.

We're going to die!

-Don't go there!
-Karen, I'll do it myself.

Dave,
something bad might have happened to him!

Listen to me, Karen. Stay there!

It's so intense, guys.

Relax.

Ely!

Dave!

You're dead!

Mayday, mayday.
MNA666 declaring emergency.

Here.

Here's more.

Here.

What does it look like?

It's like a monster.

It moves fast.

Tower, we have a situation here.

An armed hijacker
and an undentified creature...

has been attacking the passengers.

Requesting for priority landing.

Where are you?

What are you doing?

Help me find that thing!

Wow! Are you crazy?

Well, yeah, you hijacked this plane.
Then you really are crazy.

Yes, captain.
We just put a barricade at the aisle.

But we don't know if it'll last.

It doesn't look like an animal.

It's a like small demon.

It looks like a baby!

It moves fast!

It has long nails!

And it seems to have a tail.

But it's in front.

-A baby monster.
-Monster?

Isn't it the girl's baby, doc?

Wait. It's impossible. I saw it...

It's a real baby.

It could be a baby of a demon.

That's why it looked like a human baby
and then it transformed.

They call it different names
in the Philippines.

Tiyanak, abat in Bisaya.

Tuyul in Malaysia and Indonesia.

Tuyul in Korea.

Or Wakijiji in Japan.

Enough with those trivia!

You know talk too much!

The question is how are we
going to survive from that monster...

or what you call Janice's baby!

My BFF can't be his dinner!

Adam?

You'll survive this.

In horror films,
the virgins are the ones who survive.

I'm technically a virgin. Yes.

-Stop him before he shoots the windows!
-Yes, captain!

Tower, mayday, mayday, mayday,
MNA666 9000 feet...

Sir! Sir!

Stop firing!

Sir!

Dude, maybe we could about this.

You think you can outdo me?

This is my plane!

These are my hostages!

You can find your own plane
to mess up with!

Come out!

Tower, mayday, mayday, mayday,
MNA666 9000 feet...

We're going down.

Captain Francisco, do you hear me?

Dave, the baby's in there!

-Dave, the baby's alive!
-Stay here, Karen.

Do you understand me? The baby's alive!

Captain Francisco!

-Captain!
-It's not an ordinary baby!

It's a different kind of a baby monster.

Whenever the moon is covered by the cloud,

-What do you mean?
-it becomes a baby.

And when the moon shines on it,
it transforms like a werewolf.

Karen, can you hear me?

-Bryan!
-Captain Francisco's dead!

-What?
-What will I do?

No one's flying the plane!

Hello, Bryan.

Listen to me.

Check the altitude indicator
at the primary flight display...

Our altitude must be changing.

We're going to crash?

-We're going to crash!
-Dave!

-We have to take him to the c*ck.
-But how?

The monster's in there!

Okay, one, two, three, go!

Wait!

Dave! Dave, I'm coming with you!

Karen, stay here. Close the barricade.

We'll take care of it. Okay?

Let's go!

We have to put him aside.

We're at minimum sector altitude.

We have to pull up the flight control
to level off.

Check procedures for landing.

Check normal procedures.

Oh, no!

Is that a b*mb?

What?

Gino! Wait for me! I'm scared!

Ecam status.

Check.

Check heading. We're out of the clouds.

Karen?

Karen!

Close the door! Close it!

Karen!

Dave!

The b*mb has been activated!

What are we going to do?

Run!

The b*mb!

It might go off!

Run!

Dave...

Thank God! I had a good sleep!

Where's the comfort room?

Miss, have you served dinner already?

Now, what's that?

What?

We're about to land.

What about the b*mb?

We have to land before the b*mb goes off!

Landing gear down?

Flaps landing.

Spoilers down.

Here we go.

MNA flight 666,
your request for landing...

Hold on!

Dave!

It's too early to celebrate.

We have to get out of here.

Gino?

Gino!

We have to get out of here!

-Lovely!
-We have to go. She's gone.

-Gino, let's go. Gino!
-Lovely!

-Gino!
-Lovely!

Lovely!

Gino.

Karen. Karen!

We have to go. Come on!

Maybe we could do something.

It's not a human being.

Damn you.

You can't k*ll me.

I'm going to fight.

I'm g*y and you're just a baby monster.

No one can k*ll me.

That's the problem.

It's a baby monster. I'm sure of that.

It's unbelievable but it's true.

We saw it.

It's a baby monster.

A monster? A baby monster?

It moves fast and it has long nails.

Thank you very much, sir.

Karen?

I'm alive!