01x02 - You Got Caught

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[font color=#FF00FF]*BUCKHEAD SHORE*[/font]

[font color=#00FF00]Season 01 Episode 02[/font]
Episode Title: [font color=#FFc30f]" You Got Caught"[/font]
Aired on: [font color="#00ffff"]June 23, 2022.[/font]

♪ Good day
for the truth to come out ♪

♪ Oh, it's a good day
for the storm to break ♪

♪ It's a ♪

[♪ ♪]

I'm gonna go make
a c*ck or something.

Mm.

What?

It doesn't make anybody
else uncomfortable, though?

What?

There's like 60 different
species in here dead.

[dramatic music]

I hope I can sleep tonight
because at this point,

I feel like things
are looking at me.

[♪ ♪]

He's in the chicken business,

and they should have chicken
strips on the wall too.

[laughter]

Hip-hop music plays...

♪ Whoa, yuh ♪

♪ Leave me alone,
leave me alone ♪

♪ And leave alone,
and leave me alone ♪

♪ Unless you're talking cash,
you can leave me alone ♪

I'm excited
that Savannah's coming.

But I'm also really nervous
because the girl

is a damn firecracker
when she gets angry.

And I haven't seen her
since Katie sent

that group text
claiming that we had sex.

The last time I talked
with Savannah,

things didn't go well.

Did you hook up
with Katie last weekend?

No.

If I text her
and ask for screen shots

of you being like, "Come over,"
or, like, conversations,

there's nothing
she can show me?

No.

I think this is a conversation

we should have in person.

I don't want to see you.

[♪ ♪]

I don't know what
you're talking about.

I don't.

So she is coming?

I had no idea
that Parker and Savannah

were together
when we hung out,

and Savannah's coming up here,

and it's gonna be
really awkward.

When I sent that text,
it was out of spite.

I feel bad.
Like, it wasn't really to her.

It was more to him.

I don't know
if he'll own up to it,

but I know the truth,

and you're gonna get
caught eventually.

- So she is coming.
- From what I know, yes.

Savannah's like, nothing new.

The only thing
that's new is that I'm going

to be around her.

This is not gonna go right.

It's just gonna be
a [bleep] show.

♪ See, I can't
take it any longer ♪

[♪ ♪]

♪ Every time I see you,
girl, you know ♪

♪ That feeling,
it gets stronger ♪

[tense music]

Regardless of what happened
between Katie and Parker,

I still have feelings for him.

What I really like
about Parker

is when me and him are alone,

he lets out
his vulnerable side to me.

But also, I really want
to get to the bottom

of what happened
with him and Katie.

[♪ ♪]

If I confront Parker
in front of everyone,

he cannot run from the truth.

[♪ ♪]

To be honest, I'm nervous
to see what the truth is.

[upbeat music]

♪ Ooh, child,
what do you see? ♪

♪ There's trouble
in the water ♪

- Savannah's coming?
- That's what I heard.

I don't [bleep] care.

I talked to her.

The last thing Katie said
to Savannah was,

"Yo, I [bleep]ed your man.
Hi, how are you?"

That's [bleep]ed up.

At the same time,

both Katie,
and Savannah, and Parker

are going to have to get used
to us all hanging out together

and it be normal.

It is annoying
that Bethania

would kind of help Parker get
Savannah to the lake house.

But right now,
I'm feeling uncomfortable

about seeing Savannah.

So I need to,
like, put my game face on

and don't freak out.

Upbeat hip-hop music plays...

♪ I can dance on my own ♪

Whoo!

♪ Make it up
as I go with my bag ♪

Whoo!

All: Ey!

Do you feel better?

Do I?

You just sleep all day.

Thank you, UTI Gods,
you guys saved me.

I'm so happy to finally
be able to do everything

with my friends again.

It's time to party!

Whoo!
Make it rain!

I'm a male stripper,
but I swear

Chelsea might have
a new career blooming

in the exotic dancer career.

I'll save you a spot, girl.

Whoo!

Oh, oh, uh!

Let me clean up my cash.

Anybody else want
to add any tips?

[upbeat hip-hop music]

[♪ ♪]

Do you want to break it?

Yeah, I'll break it.

I, like, love Katie, dude,

how she's acting
and being so sweet.

So what are you gonna do
as far as Savannah being here

and her being here
at the same time?

[♪ ♪]

I don't know.

I feel like everyone has
been in this situation

at some point
where you love someone

that you just
fully can't let go.

My mind is just all jumbled up

because I have Savannah
who I'm trying to reassure

that we can move forward.

And then I have Katie
on the other hand over here

and me still being
a part of her life

and still talking to her
because I care about her.

And she's one
of my best friends.

So I have to figure out
the happy medium,

and I just want
to come clean at this point.

I want to be able
to move forward with somebody.

What is going on
between you and Bethania?

I don't know what's
going on, dude.

Because, I mean, she said
that y'all had like a thing.

We had a thing.

I mean, but we're here
at the lake.

So it's kind of like...

It's nice to have
something here.

It doesn't have to be ongoing.

No, I get that.

So put in the work.

The thing about DJ
is he's a romantic.

But DJ has
a hard time committing.

The whole Bethania and DJ
thing could be something.

I mean, think about it.

They've had sex before.

Why would they not do it again?

I think you should
pull her to the side

and be like, yo,
like, you look good.

I'd rather get
relationship advice

from anyone besides Parker.

But why is she
acting shy, though?

Because that's just
how Bethania is, bro.

You know that.

I hooked up with Bethania.

I would say she's one
of the ones that got away.

If you just walk
into a restaurant

or somebody walks in
and sees you guys,

you guys look so good together.

That's what it is.
That's all I'm saying.

- Obviously, yeah, we're cute.
- I messed up.

I hooked up with one
of her friends.

So she may not have that trust
there with me already.

So it's up to me
to kind of like, you know,

show her
I'm a different guy now.

That's why I was happy
that Bethania came to the lake

so I could, like,
probably have someone here

I can connect with.

That's the realest thing
you've said to me

in like the last,
like, few days.

I could see myself ending up
with Bethania, but we'll see.

She knows me,
and I'm kind of like a...

Side guy?

Am I a side guy?

I've never been a side guy.

Parker, do you even know what
a side guy actually, like, is?

I mean...

No, no, legitly, look it up.

A side guy is a female's
secondary male option

in a relationship.

He is usually
someone who fulfills

the void
in a current relationship

in some situations,

including
but not limited to sex.

I mean, I'm not the side guy.

Well, I can tell
you right now

I'm definitely not
the side guy.

I'm not the side guy.
That's you.

Well, bro, I mean, I'm
actually having sex, though.

[♪ ♪]

[laughs]

[♪ ♪]

So I decided
to go on this lake trip

because after receiving
this text from Katie,

I not only want but need to,
you know,

have a conversation,
get closure,

just get everything
out on the table

because at this point,
I don't know what to believe.

[♪ ♪]

She's here!

You weren't even
in the conversation!

So, no, it's not about you.
- Leave!

Either respect
this house or get out.

I just
really need the truth

about the night with Katie.

Um...

[dramatic music]

[dramatic hip-hop music]

♪ A hundred bands
in your racks, racks ♪

♪ Been gone for a minute,
but I'm back ♪

♪ Boy, I got
that work, damn right ♪

♪ [indistinct] on that track.

I can't wait till dinner.

I need DJ to make me the wrap.

DJ, can you make me that wrap
that you make at your house?

The wrap with the tortilla,
like real quick, dude.

It's literally
just Turkey and cheese.

That's what I'm saying.

Get the cheese out, dude.

Let me see.

What are y'all making?

I'm actually...
I'm gonna make

a really good sauce for that.

- Brother.
- Bro.

That's a lot.

That's a lot of mayonnaise.

Parker, don't mess this up.

Oh, God, here we go again.

I mean, I was just
making a snack for Pat.

And Parker could
never make anything easy.

- It's okay.
- What are you?

- Watch.
- What is he making?

This is the nastiest
[bleep] I've ever seen,

and I run a strip club.

Think about that.

[♪ ♪]

Don't tell
him stuff like that.

Is this one better?

Answer that
right now, brother.

No, it's better because
you added more [bleep] to it,

and it's not
supposed to be that.

Why is it upsetting
you is the real question.

Because why did
you have to like...

It's because you
stole his recipe, dude.

- Why'd you copy it?
- I just wanted to make one.

Thank you for that.

You're so dope
how you did that.

[laughing]

[hip-hop music]

♪ Yeah, I been up on it,
up in the corner.

♪ We up to something,
we up to nothing ♪

♪ Don't make assumptions
without the function ♪

♪ Tell [inaudible] some
quick introductions ♪

♪ Yeah, we on,
yeah, we on fire now ♪

♪ Yeah, we on ♪

That's doing something now.

Put the voodoo on it.

We've been
having such a good time,

and I feel like
when Savannah comes up here,

it's gonna change the dynamic.

I've finally gotten
to a point with Parker

where we can coexist,
and now we're adding,

you know, someone else to it.

So I'm scared.

Make sure
you wash your hands.

It's gonna burn your eyes.
- I know.

You see how
I take care of you?

Sometimes.

[♪ ♪]

I saw the way that you,
like, puckered your lips

and kissed her head
and held her face just like...

[♪ ♪]

You taught me it.

What the...
No, I did not.

[laughter]

Savannah's gonna come.

She's super sweet, but...

She is, she's cool.

But something in my spirit...

I just know

Parker and Katie are
gonna be fighting

the whole [bleep] time.

- You think so?
- That's my prediction.

As soon as we get drunk,
feelings' gonna start flying.

You know.

I don't like drama for me,
but I do like listening to it

about other people like 100%.

And I think
it's like a little story

when you hear it
with everyone else.

My boobs and my crystal ball
are telling me...

- Your boobs.
- My boobies.

They're telling me some
[bleep]'s gonna go down.

I hope that comes true,
b*tch, because...

If it comes true,

you know
what we're about to do?

Sit back and watch.

If Katie and Savannah
start fighting tonight,

of course, I'm gonna
step in and break it up,

right after I get
my Snapchat videos,

and I get all the angles,

and I get everyone's extensions
laying on the floor.

[squeals]

Whoo, whoo!
- [laughing]

Steaks are cooking.

She's probably
gonna pull up soon.

Are you nervous?

- Of course I'm nervous.
- I know.

[bleep] sweating b*ll*ts.

I really want Savannah
at this lake house,

so I can win her back.

I want to show her
that I'm not the person

that she thinks I am.

But when is the right time
to talk to her?

When she walks
through the door,

it's like, what do I say?

How do I approach her?

I mean, do I have
DJ go talk to her?

I don't know.
I don't know where we stand.

Also, not to mention,
I have my ex-girlfriend

at my lake house.

I'm trying to enjoy myself
before the drama begins.

All I want is peace.

[♪ ♪]

How good was that bite?

You were just looking
at it, salivating.

It tastes good.

Hers looks better than mine.

Everybody's bite will
always look better than yours.

Yeah, that's
how it always is.

Always.

I'm worried about
your cholesterol, Adamo.

Well, all I know...

That was
a [bleep] ton of salt.

Well, all I know is,
Chelsea, today,

you missed a good-a*s lake day.

Yeah, if I was on there,
I'd probably be miserable.

For girls.
I mean, guys too.

- Adamo.
- What?

[laughter]

What's wrong with you?

[thunder rumbling]

[tense music]

[♪ ♪]

I really don't
know what to think.

I really don't know
what I'm walking into.

I am extremely anxious
and nervous.

Parker's not
gonna get off easy

just because
he bought me flowers.

These got delivered.

They died
just like our relationship.

"The last thing I wanted
to do was to hurt you.

"I've been confused
for a while,

and I can admit that."

Oops.

Parker supposedly
cheated on me with Katie,

and I want answers
from him now.

[♪ ♪]

Oh, [bleep].

She's here!

[♪ ♪]

[tense hip-hop music]

[♪ ♪]

I really don't
know what I'm walking into.

I am extremely anxious
and nervous.

I know Katie's there,
Parker's there.

They've been there
for a day without me.

I really don't want
to see Parker and Katie,

but I know I have
to confront this head-on

and see what
actually happened.

[♪ ♪]

Oh, [bleep].

Ahh!

Hi!

Hi!

You came.

- Yes.
- Hey, Sav!

It's annoying Bethania
also has to be friends

with the both of us,
so I'm still like,

"Come on, like,
you're my best friend."

Like, what the [bleep]?

Savannah's here!
- Hi!

[♪ ♪]

How are you?

[laughing]
I'm just...

You gotta deal with those
problems after that, not me.

Dude, this
is it right here.

And I want some popcorn.

Dude.
- What are you doing?

- Dude.
- It just slid off the thing...

- Dude, you are nervous.
- I'm nervous, okay?

God dang it!
- That's his second drink.

Sheesh.

- You look good.
- Yeah, you look fire.

[tense music]

Okay, this is good.

Hey, Katie, hey.

Y'all say hey to each other.

[♪ ♪]

- Hi.
- Hi.

That [bleep] awkward.

No, no, that [bleep]
was awkward as [bleep].

[♪ ♪]

Seeing Katie definitely
makes me more anxious.

It's definitely a weird vibe.

But I'm not here
to get into it with her.

I'm here
to find out from Parker

if the text Katie sent was true
or she's just being messy.

[♪ ♪]

I'm about to go.

Katie, come with me.

All right, I'll be right back.

It is tricky being friends
with Katie and Sav

because I want
to respect both of them

and their boundaries
with each other

and with the Parker situation.

But I also have
to have Katie's back.

I mean, I'm her best friend.

I'm cold.
I'm cold.

I'm cold.
- Me too.

I feel so weird.
- I know.

You do not act overwhelmed.

You walk in, and you do this.

It's like, dude, like,
thank God, finally.

And be calm about it.

Don't be overwhelmed like, oh.

Don't go crazy.
- All right.

- Do you brother.
- Be cool.

You know you should do?
Walk in there and be Parker.

My plan is to play it cool,
and go in,

and talk to Savannah,
make her feel welcomed.

[♪ ♪]

You'll be all right.
You got me.

You'll be all right.
You'll make it.

Like, how you're feeling,

she's walking in here.

She knows that you've
been here for years.

So she's probably like what
the [bleep] am I walking into?

- She actually came, hi.
- Hi.

It's good to see you.

I'm happy that you came,
seriously.

Thank you.

And I'm just trying
to be as sweet as I can be,

and she just hits me
with the...

eh, get out of here.

[♪ ♪]

Let me know
if you need anything.

If you want
to be a successful player,

do exactly the opposite
of what you just saw.

I love Parker to death,

but this is the best [bleep]
I've ever seen in my life,

watching this.

It's so awkward.

I know.

Damn, yo,
she looks really good.

I mean, that was definitely
one of the most awkward hugs

I've ever had but a step
in the right direction.

I mean, her coming here
is a sign that she wants

to work things out, right?

- You good?
- I'm waiting for my drink.

I can't even look
at Parker right now.

I'm getting
so [bleep] pissed off.

- I feel so awkward.
- I know.

[both laugh]

[♪ ♪]

Sav, dude,
what brought you to come?

Um, an Uber Black.

Because we
wanted you up here.

[laughter]

All right, that's my cue.

Dude, chill out.

[♪ ♪]

How do you feel, though?

What do you mean, bro?

I see Savannah, I'm like, "Oh,
my God, I miss this person."

Does she talk to you?

I mean, she's nice.

She has to be
because she's at my house.

She's nice.
She has to be.

- She's hot.
- She's still like...

- Go to talk to her then.
- I can't talk to her yet.

How do you actually
feel about her, though?

I miss this girl, bro.

What the hell has happened?

Like, tell me everything
because I can tell

there's weird tension
in this house.

Has he been talking to Katie?

Yeah, he's talking to Katie.
We all have.

It's a mutual thing now.

It's not overly talking to her,

like trying to [bleep]
with her.

It's just like really been
about you coming.

Why you gotta have DJ
and Pat fight your battles?

It makes no sense.

Oh, Parker's in trouble?
Bring in the bodyguards.

Bring in the bodyguards.
Y'all, come on down.

Come on down.
Bring in the bodyguards.

[♪ ♪]

Is there no ice
in this house?

They say that you
should drink cranberry juice

when you have UTI.

A little concoction.

But honestly, this Tequila
is working just fine.

Dude, where's the ice?

In the ice machine.

Dude, sniff
this really quickly,

and they tell me if this is
good enough to give someone.

[laughs]

What is that?

What are you doing,
trying to k*ll somebody?

- That's disgusting.
- It's a concoction.

Is that pickle juice
in there?

Oh, dude.

It's a little bit
of jalapeño, hot sauce,

and vodka, and cranberry juice.

This concoction is
a disgusting mixture

of just death.

I need ice.

- The ice is in there.
- Right there.

I'm so happy
this thing is over with.

It was the worst thing I've
ever dealt with in my life.

Time for another shot
of medicine.

Dude, we're all talking.

It's not about
like him and her.

It's just
a normal conversation.

How many times have I had
to cover for Parker?

I mean, I don't know.
It could be a million times.

Katie was like,

"I spent last Saturday
with Parker,

like, slept in his house
and hooked up with him."

[♪ ♪]

I can tell you right now
that it is absolutely not true.

So now, I'm just caught up
in this whole web of lies.

In reality, this [bleep] has
nothing to even do with me.

They didn't
sleep together, right?

[♪ ♪]

No.

[upbeat music]

♪ Two bad broads
looking like they down right ♪

I think that, um...

You want blankie?

Yeah.

I think, Parker...

He's like, you look so good
now that you're back.

Of course,
I'm gonna look hot.

I'm not gonna show up
like busted in sweatpants,

like, duh.

I mean, that's the point.

I have to him what
he's missing out on, right?

[dramatic hip-hop music]

[♪ ♪]

Hi, hunna.

Hi.

[♪ ♪]

Sav won't even look at me.

I'm literally
front row seat to this show

right now between
Savannah and Parker,

and I'm kind of living for it.

Bring it on.

[♪ ♪]

All right.

There's so much
on my mind.

It's just a buildup of anger,
and sadness, and denial.

So I'm gonna say
what I need to say,

and you're gonna listen.

[♪ ♪]

It's getting juicy.

[♪ ♪]

[crickets chirping]

You think
I'm gonna sit around

and let him treat me like dirt?

Well, then remove yourself
from the dirt.

We have his bodyguard
speaking for him.

Oh, you wanna go there?

You were dating me,
and you went behind my back.

You've been playing us
for months.

You guys were hooking up!

[♪ ♪]

[dramatic music]

Hey, thank you for coming
and getting in the car.

Yeah, I came for DJ,
and Bethania, and Chelsea.

[♪ ♪]

This is some [bleep]
right here.

[♪ ♪]

See, you won't
even look me in the eye.

[♪ ♪]

When Savannah gets upset,
she gets in this mood

and then just
completely shuts down.

All right, well,
I'm here if you want to talk.

I'm like, really,
we're really gonna do this?

It's gonna take some work.

I don't know.
He's [bleep] weird.

He said that you looked
really good when you came in.

So what?

I think he's feeling remorse,

but I think, like,
he needs to like apologize

for everything that he said
and his actions

about certain things.

And I think you and Katie
should really sit down

and talk too,
so that way, like,

we just break all the ice
with everything going on.

[♪ ♪]

- This is, like, the most...
- This is perfect.

This is perfect.

Parker's a player in training.

So he has to get himself
out of the situation

before he can call himself
any kind of player around me.

You can do it.

You have potential to do it,

but you're not knocking
into your potential, bro.

Act like you don't care.

Don't even stutter.

Don't care you're stepping
in the room, right?

No need.
Just sit down.

Sit down.
Don't even look.

There you go.

Don't look that way.
Don't look.

I think that a lot
of your advice

has gotten me
in a lot of trouble.

But what's wrong
with trouble, though?

I mean, you get me
in trouble sometimes.

I have actually.

She's looking right now.

The longer you don't look,
the better it is.

When it comes to women,
eye contact is like the window

to their brain and their soul.

It's like it's a gateway
to their flower.

My only job is to keep Parker

from looking over there
at all costs.

When [bleep] hit the roof,
you become the roof, all right?

When it's on the floor,
stay above the floor.

Don't look.
Don't look.

[♪ ♪]

You won.
You won.

You're good.

I got a 40-chapter book.

You have not made it
past chapter 3 yet.

You're in ninth grade.
You're a freshman.

I doubt it.

[laughs]

[tense music]

[♪ ♪]

I really have nothing
to say to Parker or Katie

because I feel like they
really don't give a [bleep]

about anyone but themselves.

Hearing Savannah talk
[bleep] about me and Katie

just goes to show
how hurt she really is.

I gotta do something about it.

Should we address
the elephant in the room?

I don't want
to be in the drama,

but I definitely
want to watch it.

Oh, I'm definitely there
to be a bystander.

I want to kick my feet up,
eat some popcorn, and watch it.

- You got the butter?
- Right.

Savannah, like,
we're happy that you're here.

You're a part of this group.

At the end of the day,
I made the decision.

It's my fault.
I opened that door.

And I should have
never let it happen.

What was the mistake?

[♪ ♪]

Opening that door with Katie.

[♪ ♪]

It was a mistake?

[♪ ♪]

I love Katie,
but we are friends.

This is what I've been
waiting for this whole time.

I wanna see how
Katie gonna get down.

I wanna see how
Sav's gonna get down,

and I really wanna see how
Parker's about to get down.

Katie will always
be a part of my life.

But I think we're both
at fault for just...

I'm not at fault
for anything.

It's about
to hit the fan.

Parker needs to buckle up,
put his helmet on,

knee pads, and all that

because you're about
to have some turbulence.

You didn't message me?

- I'm single.
- Okay.

- I hate...
- She was not my friend.

I hate
when you're in the wrong,

you always try to find...

- I just said...
- Somebody to put it on.

I just said
I take full responsibility.

So don't try
to throw Katie under the bus

when you're in the wrong.

I think Savannah's
honestly testing Parker

to see where
his loyalty stands.

Does it stand with Katie,
or does it stand with her?

Good luck, Parker.

May the force be with you.

Katie owed me no loyalty.

You were dating me,
and you went behind my back.

What Katie did
was [bleep]ed up,

but she has no loyalty to me.

Parker does.

And Parker can't even be
in the hot seat

for two minutes?

You've been playing us
for months.

Playing you for months?

First off, me and her
have been back and forth

for the last four years.

Don't tell me that we're
dating when you're dating...

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Don't you dare...

Okay, Katie,
was I dating you?

- Parker.
- Were we dating?

- Parker.
- No.

You're the one
in the hot seat.

Like,
the oxygens masks are down.

I done blew up the life vests.

The slides are out.

It's time to abort.

You're dating me!

I have Katie
here on the sofa.

I have Savannah over here,
and I'm just like, what?

I don't even know where
to look at this point.

Do I look at the ceiling?

Don't put her
in the hot seat!

You're the one in the hot seat.
- I'm not... I know.

You're pointing fingers
at her.

I'm completely in the wrong.
I know.

[♪ ♪]

Katie what have I told you
since we've been here?

What are
you talking about?

Why are you putting
her in the hot seat?

I'm not.

I'm just trying to...
- You are.

You won't listen.

All I wanted
was a genuine apology,

but he can't even do that.

He's just playing
the blame game.

You make DJ talk to me.

You make Katie explain.

Why can't you just [bleep] talk

instead of pointing fingers
at everyone?

I was just trying
to explain, but...

- That was good.
- You just interrupted me.

Like, it's just annoying.

I love that Savannah
is calling Parker out.

I mean, I have done it
so many times in the past.

So it's a great feeling
to see someone else

just give him what he needed,
like serve it.

It's just a shame I found out
from Katie other than you.

You're a [bleep].

This is
the most awkward situation

I think I've ever been put in
in my entire life.

I'm just here
with my [bleep] in my hand.

I don't even know what to do.

I'm telling you all,
I'm in the wrong.

I'm sorry.

There's not a single thing

I can say
to make y'all feel better.

At this point,
it's only actions.

You can sit there,
and smirk, and laugh.

I don't care.

But at this point
it's just actions.

So that's it.

You know
what time it is.

Both: Tea time!

I don't just want
a cup of tea.

I want the whole kettle.

I need some honey,
some brown sugar.

I need all of it in there.

All of it.

And I need to see the man that
started the Boston Tea Party.

- Ooh.
- George Clooney.

You're going to...

I'm just kidding.

[laughs]

This man owned up
to what he did.

He [bleep]ed up,
and he admitted his wrongs.

I mean, maybe you
should leave your hand up,

stick it between my cheeks
up my [bleep]

and just talk for me.

[coughing]

Parker, how does it feel
to always have DJ be

in between you
and your girlfriends?

[♪ ♪]

I love watching
my little brother get roasted.

I mean, Parker deserves this.
He loves both girls.

They wanted to both be here.
So deal with it for a night.

I'ma eat my Popsicle
and just stay out of it.

Why are you even
asking that question?

Because he's my best friend.

No, like,
let's hear the answer to that.

Parker's boys,
they always have his back.

They do a lot of damage control
whenever he messes up.

You know, I have popped off
on DJ as well,

like, trying to keep
up with his lies too.

They've been
friends for so long,

and I don't think it
would ever change.

Honestly, it is
one of the top five things

I'm most grateful for,
to have a support team

like I have with DJ.

For being a h*.

For being one
of my best friends.

For playing two girls?

He's the one
committing the crime.

Why am I guilty?

[dramatic music]

You can't even say
I played two girls.

You can.

We were dating.

He told me
y'all weren't dating.

We've been dating for months.

If I tell the truth,
I'm screwed.

I mean, if I deny it,
I'm screwed.

Either way, I'm screwed.

[♪ ♪]

This is so [bleep]ed up, dude.

You weren't even
in the conversation.

So no, it's not about you.

Leave.

Either respect
this house or get out.

Come here.
Come here.

Call a timeout.
Call a timeout.

[tense music]

So my boy just lost
a battle big time,

and I gotta pull him out now
before he loses the w*r.

That [bleep]
was hard for him.

I know it was.

- I don't give a [bleep].
- He needs a hussy.

- I'm not.
- I'm sorry.

And this is not me
freaking on you.

This is built-up tension that
was waiting to happen.

He did.
I get it.

Because this man has never in
his life been in the hot seat.

You be on some [bleep]
sometimes too.

Because of him.
He starts it.

No, but you can't
just point fingers.

Do you think I'm
gonna sit around

and let him treat me like dirt?

Well, then remove
yourself from "the dirt"...

- And I have.
- Completely.

And he won't let me.
He won't let me.

He shows up to my house...
- Yeah, [bleep].

Yeah, right.
- My only question is,

why do we have
the number one hype man

speaking for him?

Why is Parker not
here to speak for him?

Exactly.

We have his bodyguard
speaking for him.

Come on, bro.

Anything Parker does,
DJ and Pat have

five reasons
as to why he did it

and why it's not wrong.

He's got bodyguard
number one over here

and bodyguard number two
over here.

Oh, you want to go there.

And, you know, why
the Sun rises in the morning

is because of Parker
and why the sky is blue...

- I'll go there.
- Go there.

Ha!

They speak more than
Parker will ever.

They are hilarious.

Go.

He's gone.

Don't.

Literally, shut up.

- Oh, really, though.
- All I'm saying is...

- Pat.
- I know what's going on.

Oh, my gosh.
She already walked away.

There's no need for last words.
Just go on.

Just go, go.

At this point this drama
is so annoying.

Like, I'm removing myself
from the situation.

[dramatic music]

He forced me to come here,
and he can't even look me

in the eyes and talk to me,
'cause Katie's right there.

Get up. Now get your
stupid-a*s up and come on.

Get your stupid-a*s up.

I'm gonna calm down.
That's all I had to say.

Yo, that was not good.

It was amazing.

Actually,
it was good, though.

What do you mean?

Dude, it went a lot worse
than it should've.

This is bad.

I thought Savannah
coming up here

would be a good thing.

Things are way worse
than they were before.

Right now, I'm just
a giant punching bag,

taking blows left and right.

I don't know what to do.

It's over with.

We knew that conversation
had to happen.

It's over with now.

So Parker always gets
yelled at by girls,

but two girls at once?

Hmm, that's beyond the norm.

How are you feeling?

I think I, like, needed
to let out some steam,

but I think I'm good.



He's not
actually apologizing.

He's not taking action.

He's blaming people.

Like, even after
everything that was said,

I still don't know
what happened

between Parker and Katie.

How do you think
Katie's feeling?

I was impressed
at the fact

that, like...
- You stepped up for both?

I'm glad to step in
and be like,

"Well, I don't really
[bleep] know Katie,

but at the same time"...

It's so easy
to blame the girl,

and it's so easy for you
to get mad at her.

And she
was stuttering,

and I was like,
"No, don't break her in.

"I don't [bleep] know her.

You were dating me."

Savannah came
into this house hot,

and the way
she's yelling at Parker

without disrespecting Katie...
That says a lot

about her and her character.

And I'm proud of her for that.

He said, "I want
to talk to your face."

"I invited Katie to prove
to you

that it's just me and you,"

and he couldn't even do that.

You did good, bro.
The fact that they...

The fact that
both of your girls

are able to coexist...
That's all that matters.

Parker should be able
to easily handle this.

There's two girls.
It's simple.

I dealt with 50 girls
at one time.

If he can't deal with 2,
give me 52 of those.

I'll deal with them.

What do I do at this point?

Savannah's pissed.

She's always pissed.

No, it's like,
they forgave you,

but they're getting they're
getting, like, re-pissed.

They're getting
re-pissed, exactly.

Yeah, but you got
both girls there.

You can't lose.
Relax.

This is supposed to be
a happy place.

Something thas to change.

If you wanna
get through to him,

is what I'm saying,
then a conversation

needs to be had
that's, like, productive.

I think if I'm ever,
ever gonna give Parker

another chance,

he needs to, A,
cut the cord with Katie,

move on, and B, just be honest.

Life, if I don't get
those two things,

we'll never move forward
even as friends.

Come on, girls.

You know I have
good intentions.

I just got caught up.

- You got caught.
- Up.

- Caught.
- Up.

- Caught.
- Up.

Delete the up,
and what's that word?

Caught.

[laughter]

♪ Chin up,
don't give up ♪

♪ They tell me I can't cry ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm too old
for that stuff ♪

♪ Can't let
my emotions overflow ♪

♪ That sweet talk ♪

Watching Savannah
and Parker go at it

is so eye-opening.

It's a toxic cycle.

I can't deal with it anymore.

I came here to have fun
with y'all.

I don't want the drama.

It's a respect thing.
- Sweet.

It's a respect thing,
and I respect you.

You don't.

Parker, are you kidding me?

Stop telling
two different girls

that you're in love with them.

[dramatic music]

[♪ ♪]

[indistinct] is trippin',
dude.

Worry about [indistinct].

Yeah, you in my head.

Why did you get involved?

Why did you get involved?

Why did I get involved?

Why did you get involved?

Because all you do

is get involved in
other people's business,

especially Parker's.

What are you, his bodyguard?

I have no idea
what's up with Adamo

attacking me like that

for me
sticking up for my friend.

It doesn't work like that
in this group.

Are you his bodyguard?

- Yeah, they call me that.
- Are you his bodyguard?

He's talking [bleep] about
you.

Are you his bodyguard?
Are you his bodyguard?

No, I'm his best friend.

I understand
that's your best friend,

but at the end of the day,
he's still a grown man.

He can still speak for himself.

So let him.
- Adamo, listen.

This is my family, though.

That is your family.

But your family is not also
going to be rude to me.

This is Parker's lake house.

So I don't ever want
to make him feel bad,

but at the same time,
you're not gonna punk me.

No one's ever gonna punk me.

- Just remember.
- What?

You what?
What do you do?

What?
- Listen.

Listen.
- What do you do?


and I'm still not worried

about what you're doing.

You're so worried about me.

So, yeah, I'm gonna
leave it that, baby.

Don't be worried about me.

You're worried about
what my friends are doing.

You weren't even in
the conversation.

So no, it's not about you.

Leave, because you talk
more than Parker does.

It's got nothing
to do with you.

Hey, yo, listen.

We're at my lake house.

We're here to have a good time.

And all I can hear
is y'all just bitching.

Stop, Adamo, Pat, stop.

Wait,
stop come back here.

- No, come on.
- Be the bigger person.

Stop. Stop.
- What's happening?

- We still here.
- They're fighting,

and I'm trying to break it up.

No one's fighting.
He just...

I'm trying to fight.
I'm laughing right now.

Shut the [bleep] up.

- He won't stop.
- Let's get past that.

Can we have fun,
or are we gonna argue

about this [bleep] all day?
I don't give a [bleep].

[laughter]
- You win, Pat.

You win.

At the end of the day, you win.

You won the argument.

[bleep] that, dude.

Both of you guys...

Adamo, I said shut up,
shut up both of you guys.

Tell me to shut up when
I'm sticking up for you.

[interposing voices]
- ...your back.

What do you want me to do
to him, bro?

You go talk to them.

I don't care.

I don't care.

- Stop.
- Okay.

Then tell him.

Tell him to stop.

I'll stop, but he won't stop.

- Just stop, bro.
- I will stop, but...

You're telling him to stop
because he reacts.

Under-the-breath comments.

I'm not [bleep].
Stop.

If tonight is
any indication

about how this vacation
is gonna be,

then I think
we should just pack our bags

and go back to Buckhead.

Either respect
this house or get out.

[soft music]

♪ I got no worries
in this world ♪

♪ I got everything
that I want ♪

♪ I'm too blessed
to be stressed ♪

♪ 'Cause I got everyone
that I love ♪

♪ And I love my life ♪

♪ My life, my life, my life ♪

♪ Man, I love ♪

[♪ ♪]

I can only
hope and pray

that today goes better

because the worst part

is out of the way.

After that blowout fight
last night,

I've had time
to process everything.

And I think I know
exactly what I need to do

regarding Savannah.

[hip-hop instrumentals]

[♪ ♪]

Waking up this morning,
I definitely feel

a little awkward,
a little out of place.

We drank the most,
and we're the first up.

Isn't that crazy?

I think last night
got out of hand.

I definitely needed to say
all those things,

but I maybe could have
approached it differently.

I literally just
freaked out on him,

but I said everything
I needed to say.

And I think he deserved it,
honestly.

I hadn't talked
to him in so long.

Like, my first time talking
to him, it just was,

like, me blowing up.

You know what I mean?
There was so much to say.

I feel you.

♪ Got a top coat
on a sailor ♪

♪ Pop a Xany now I'm
feeling better ♪

♪ Bro okay ♪

♪ I don't want to talk ♪

♪ Just go away ♪

♪ I don't want to talk today ♪

Good morning.

Morning.

After last night,
all of my [bleep]

is in the street.

Can we go down to the dock?
- Yeah.

All right.

I have to pick up the pieces
and convince Savannah

that that's not who
I really am.

I have to tell
Savannah the truth.

[tense music]

You know this
isn't easy for me.

It's not easy for me.

[♪ ♪]

I don't really know
where to start.

It's all come down
to this moment,

and I am praying
that it's gonna be okay.

I just really need
the truth

about the night with Katie,

because when you and DJ
were on the phone

you were like, "No,
she never came over here."

Meanwhile, she's sending texts
in a freaking group message

saying that you guys had sex,
so...

Um,
the truth is...

that night, Katie texted me...

And I slept with her.

Do I need to expect
that every single time

we fight, you're just
gonna go have some... like,

hook up with someone?

So did you get
your ex-girlfriend back

or whatever she is?

- No.
- Oh.

Obviously,
I don't want you in the middle,

but, like, if something were
to... he and Katie

just, like...
- I got you.

But I want you guys
to actually talk

and, like, me not get
too involved.

Does she
still love him?

Was this just sex?

I need the whole truth
from Katie,

and I hope she's willing
to share it.

You know,
I'm definitely glad

y'all are accepting of me.

My mom and my dad, obviously,
they don't know I'm g*y.

Where you been at, guy?

Everybody's doing your job

while you're going around
having fun.

And everybody else
has been busting ba*ls.

What the [bleep]?

We try to make
you feel included...

I didn't start anything.

And look at what
blows up in my face.

What the hell
did you start, bro?

You're the biggest liar
I've ever met in my life.

You've got to stop.

Why did I allow you
to come up here?

Honestly at this point,
like, I really don't want you...

Because... do you know why?

Because you hate
if people call you out.