01x07 - Romeo and Juliet

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Four thousand two hundred.

enough! What is it, it's nothing.

What is it, a minute from the sea? It's free.

Well, then come and see,

I only posted with friends for now.

No, where, I don't have the
strength, now to move house too?

I'm exhausted.

Wait, what about this partner of yours?

Didn't you say she was looking?

No, she won't want Jaffa. - Oh.

But maybe it could suit Amir.

Because he is Arab, so launch in Jaffa?

What is the connection?

Because it's r*cist.

What is the connection? He is looking for an apartment.

An Arab emir?

He's looking around here, what
does Jaffa have to do with it?

what are you yelling at me for?

No, no, I didn't realize he was Arab.

Is he hiding it?

Why, he just doesn't have an accent.

It's his luck, otherwise
who would even rent to him?

do not exaggerate.

Do you know how many
r*cist landlords there are here?

My landlord is the most non-r*cist.

Good.

But don't tell the emir about Jaffa.

Enough, I want him with me.

you see? You know?

For him, everything is interests.

you are a couple?

You think? What does she have?

Amir Straight.

we're neighbors.

Do you know how
rare a good neighbor is?

Do you know what an
amazing coexistence we have?

In a little while Lior will be back
and then I will be your neighbor.

Enough, well, really?

Of course, we are looking here in the area.

Imala, enough, this is
my dream, brass, enough.

Just need to find Maury
a nice single apartment.

Well, come and see.

She will fly over the apartment.

Did I mention there is a pool on the roof?

Walla.

She woke up now, we
moved her to recovery.

Yeah, okay, I'll get right into it.

Lemony, can I have a word with you?

Yes, sure.

Let them lie down already and that's it, right?

Bloom, pear.

Do you remember the conference
in Berlin I told you about?

New approaches and
research on endometriosis.

Yes exactly.

Sure, waiting for you to come
back to hear you admit I was right.

Good, good, okay.

So after the pressures I applied,

The hospital approved a
budget for an additional doctor.

really? Yes.

Going out on the eighth of the month

until the fourteenth.

No.

I can not.

Why?

It's just that my friend is coming
back from Australia on the eighth

After two months it wasn't

And on the ninth he has a birthday.

Ah.

Well, too bad.

A friend is a friend.

Come on, I'll come see,
what do I have to lose?

come on, come

Fourth, the owner of the apartment will also be.

Excellent.

I can come see you if you want.

You with your g*y accent,
they'll think we're a couple.

Well?

no offense, yes?

But it is known
that gays hire less.

Whats up honey?

did you catch a cold?

Check it out.

Jaffa?

are you mad?

At least go see it.

Like, you're not making any
effort to find an apartment,

So at least when I offer something.

OK, OK, I'll go.

You're not doing me a favor, Murray.

I'm trying to help you.

But I don't understand
why you are mean to me

and you hate me

I really don't hate and
mean to you, dumbass,

I just think it's time for you to get
off the couch and get back to life.

Tell me, what does it look like to you?

You think it's fun for me to
lie in front of the TV all day

without doing anything?

What does this look like to you, like a pastime?

like vacation? like fun?

I know, I know
it's hard for you.

Of course it's hard for me.

After all the upheavals I've been through.

I am in a daily internal struggle.

Leave, I'm just nervous,
it's nothing to do with you.

What, then what does it have to do with it?

There is a conference in Berlin

that Professor Atias
suggested that I join him.

Oh, what, is it work-related?

Yes.

Ah.

Not important.

So will you go see tomorrow?

Yes.

I'm taking the car for you.

Did you notice how
you returned it last time?

how? -Dirty for God's sake.

Because you camp under the trees

With those disgusting
fruits that fall on him.

ok where do you want me to park

above the trees?

Either park somewhere
else or clean the car.

Like, don't give
me back a dirty car.

OK, OK, OK.

wow

Come on, I'm going
to take a shower. Good.

"Hunomi" will start
soon, if you like.

So stop if it starts.

where is the sign

Dana.

Dana!

Hey. Hey.

I'm Dana's teacher.

I came to see the house.
- Oh, yes, come on, come in.

I am Naga, very pleasant. Hey.

Are you paying four and two hundred here?

Yes, a bargain.

wow

What, that's amazing.

I, can I?

Yes, yes, sure.

wow

Yes.

What is?

Wait, and what...

What floor is the pool?

Oh, on the roof, eighth floor.

wow - But there is simply
someone here who got ahead of you

And he's into it, so...

But okay, come in, take a spin.
- Call me if you need help.

A good guy.

This is Rami, the owner of the apartment.

Hey. Very nice.

Murray Very nice.

I would really love to live here.

If by any chance something with
the guy ahead of me doesn't work out.

Of course it will work out, why not?

How are you?

Good.

do we know each other?

Yes, well.

Remind me.

I work with Lemony, Amir.

Ah.

What's up?

OK.

How are you? OK.

No, I didn't recognize you,
that's how about citizens.

Good.

good for you.

What a b*stard for stealing my house.

Sorry, sorry, I've been here
before, what am I going to do?

OK, well, that's what
all the Arabs say.

Yes?

It's very r*cist that you
wonder like that, you know.

What is the connection?

I just didn't think
he was your type.

Why, because he is Arab?

No.

Definately not.

I just don't think it's related.

Even if it works out
for us, it's still amazing.

The apartment in Jaffa is a stamp for a couple.

We took a tour of the building there,

There's a pool there, like...

what?

You know it's not such
a picnic relationship.

He tells me sometimes that
he goes out with a Jewess.

His parents, let's
say, don't accept it.

ok, what, romeo and juliet too,

Their parents didn't get it,

And they were still the
greatest love story of all time.

It's a tragedy, they die in the end.

OK, because they were short on communication.

He thought she was dead and k*lled himself.

Do you think if he knew she
was alive, he would k*ll himself?

Well, but he didn't know.

OK, well, today it wouldn't happen,

Today there is SMS.

What, problem sending a message?

Wow, listen, this is disgusting.

I don't understand why I eat it.

Is it possible?

No.

But he said he would
call and reschedule.

Well, it didn't ring.

For the second time he said he
would call in the morning and didn't.

OK, maybe he's busy.

Like, that doesn't mean he's r*cist.

OK, that says it all.

Avoiding.

what could it be?

can be full of things.

And that he suddenly raised
the price of the apartment?

Suddenly increases my price.

So am I, crafty.

who will?

This teacher, your friend.

What do you have from her?

She made sure that the owner of the apartment knew that he was Arab.

How... what a snake, disgusting.

She must have wanted the apartment for herself.

You think?
- No, it wasn't on purpose.

It was most unintentional. OK.

Listen, that's her humor, that's how she is.

She is actually cute.

We are going out tonight.

Oh, sure.

Didn't you say you
stop dating Jews?

I am addicted.

So you call him.

Why would he call this r*cist?

To understand at all if he is a r*cist.

He is clearly a r*cist.

What, you're not from the city, huh?

All the landlords here
are r*cist, don't you know?

No. - Well, why would she know?

She is neither Arab nor g*y.

A privileged Tel Aviv princess.

Living in la la land, that's me.

bubbly

Good.

Hello?

Hi, Amir, how are you?

fine, what about you?

OK. Sorry I didn't get back
to you, I'm in a mess here.

Look, this week isn't going to work out anymore.

I realised.

What about next week?

Look, right now it's hard for me to say when,

But I'll talk to you next
week and we'll set it up, okay?

Great spread, my love.

what?

Listen, come on...

rummy,

Let's be real.

you know you won't call

I know you won't call,

so come be a man

Tell me the truth instead of
soaping up my mother-mother-mother

damn the god who brought you,

Ers son of a sl*t!

I hope you get run over by
a car tomorrow, you maniac.

Happens.

Come on, how delicious.

No, I love your oriental food.

Absolutely delicious.

what?

Listen, let me
tell you something

about Arabs and Jews

And then we will be just two people

who want to get to know each
other and everything is fine, okay?

sabbush

The landlord we stayed with,

He doesn't rent the apartment to me in the end.

Oh, yes, I wanted to ask, what...

What really happened?

Oh, so you're up to date.

Yeah, like...

Yes, he told me, but he didn't...

Didn't tell me what...

who said?

The landlord.

did he call you

Yeah, because like, I
was behind you in line,

But he, like, didn't tell me.

What didn't work out?

What didn't work out? He
is a r*cist and I am an Arab.

What didn't work out?

Yes?

Well what?

Is it new to you that they don't
rent apartments to Arabs in Israel?

Well, well, like, you
know, who isn't r*cist,

That's all, isn't it?

We are all racists.

what, your parents, say,

Will they be okay with you
dating a Jewish woman?

My parents have
permission to be r*cist.

Yes? What, do they have a note from the doctor?

They have a note from life.

Why, would your grandmother
accept if you brought a German home?

No, but my grandmother
wouldn't accept

Even if I brought Yemeni home.

So what will you do?

About what?

Are you going to rent an
apartment from this r*cist?

It's four and two hundred, like...

with a pool on the roof. - Well?

And you know, like,
if it works between us,

Then we can share it.

One apartment for two peoples.

OK, that's enough.

what?

I'm going to.

Are you serious? Do you break
the dishes because of an apartment?

you f*cking took my house

Do you realize that you took my house?

They gave it to me.

What you want? I don't seem to
have anywhere to live either, what?

Great, have a good time, soul.

you... that's it? are you like going

emir.

No partner.

Hey, Kofipa!

Who finished an internship
with top honors? who will?

I am.
-Congratulations, my beautiful, congratulations,

I'm so proud of you.

Thank you, my monkey.

What is? where are you?

where are you talking from?

in the hotel pub.

This is Jennifer, the
assistant director. Hey.

Oh, hey.

This is my sign.
Have a nice evening.

Okay, bye, see you
in the morning. Bye.

see you in the morning Bye Bye.
-Bye.

cutie

really.

I mean, everyone
here is amazing, really.

Everyone also has the feeling that an
amazing movie is going to be released,

So like, wow. dream.

What a beauty. Yes.

And tomorrow is the last day.

And at the end of the week we will celebrate together,

Both the end of an internship and a birthday.

So that's it, I...

I postpone the return flight

A week. -what?

I received an offer to sh**t
another Geographic series here,

something...

Something crazy.

Like, a series, six episodes

About the possums,
an Australian marsupial

which is in danger...
- Wait, I didn't understand.

But if you take another project,

It leaves you there for over a week.

Yes, I'm staying here
another week to sign a contract

Then I get back to you for a week

Then I'll go back to Australia to sh**t,

I believe in a few months.

A few months?

A story of three and a
half, four months like that.

wow

OK.

It's kind of like...

is that what you want

Bubba, it's to be the main
photographer of an international series.

It's not something you get offered every day.

OK.

what?

I got an amazing offer.

Instead of being happy with
me, to see how we function it,

You're like...
- How exactly does something like this work?

People live "long distance"
for periods because of work,

Like, what... what are you...

Another possibility, that you
come here for a few months.

What's up, how can I come?

You finished an internship, didn't you?

take time off

And what... what am I supposed to do there
when you'll be taking pictures all day?

you look done

Yes, I'm done.

So go to sleep. Good.

We'll talk tomorrow.

I love you.

me too.

Bye.

where is atias

Eleven.

Is it possible?

What is it, did you run here, Lemony?

Regarding the conference in Berlin,

I can in the end.

Oh, it's...

It is no longer...

I'm sorry, I offered
Ofir to join me.

Ah.

What a bummer.

Yes.

sailing.

Well, then let grandma sit
with Manny, he is her son.

She can't sit with him.

Including the children's
spouses, they are eight.

OK, what's my fault though?

Listen, I have no choice.

I can't put grandma
at Sophie's table

Because Sophie doesn't talk to her.

Why?
-Grandma told Sophie that her dog was ugly.

Ah, so now for Sophie's ugly dog

Should I sit with grandma?

No I do not want to.

Sit her at the cousins' table

with all her other grandchildren.

Noa goes out with a
Yemeni, grandma will k*ll them.

Oh cool.

I am dating an Arab.

Are you dating an Arab?

Yes.

Like, we're in a bit of a fight right now,

But there is a very high probability
that he will come to the wedding with me.

Good.

The contract is fair, really good.

Right?

And it's only four and two hundred, it's crazy.

Yes, but there are nine
hundred shekels to a house.

What is nine hundred shekels?

It's written in... it's written in the contract.

what?!

Is this new to you?

Section five.

Got another production there

About the sex life of the...

Possums or something.

Opossums?

Or something stupid like that.

What is? What, it's some kind
of gerbil, isn't it? of a mongoose.

And he is in the section
of living "long distance".

And if I'm not okay with it, it
turns out that I'm not encouraging.

Like, voila, nice.

I adjusted my whole
life to his return to Israel.

I gave up on the conference in Berlin,

You are leaving for an apartment in Jaffa

And I will stay here to live alone,

And you know I'm really
not into living alone.

If it helps, I can
stay here with you

Until Lior returns.

No way.

What, and what about the apartment in Jaffa?

I will give her up.

I haven't closed yet.

no, what

She's a bargain, isn't she?

Yes, but you are more important.

i will stay for you

Hey.

what are you doing here?

I came to get the
car key from Dana.

where is she?

in.

In a conversation with the manager.

This is important, don't interrupt.

looks serious

I think so, yes.

Hey.

What is the situation?

You know I was supposed to
sign the apartment this week,

But I decided not
to sign at the end?

What happened?

I have decided that I do
not do business with racists.

Take the apartment.

Atonement for you, everything
is fine, take the apartment.

I'm telling you, enough, no, I've decided.

I haven't informed him yet, but it's final.

Take this apartment,
it's a good deal, too bad.

It's hard for everyone to get an
apartment in this city, enough.

Not only for Arabs.

Everything is good.

Four and two hundred with a pool.

Hi, Rami, this is Mori.

hear? I thought about it some more

And I decided to give up the apartment,

Because you are a piece of sh*t

And that I don't do
business with racists.

Bye, soul.

What a "seiko" you are, my dear.

How do you explain such a miss?

I just... it's important to say,

Beyond the fact that the
diagnosis was confusing...

And it's new to us with an ovary environment?

No, but the patient, his ex-wife,

came to the department
often under false pretenses,

just to see him.

Dana, that's irrelevant.

I think so.

she bothered
you It is irrelevant.

She sabotaged your ability with her own hands

To give her professional,
efficient and objective treatment.

So you suggest that we plead in court

that the patient lost an ovary

Because she turned the
doctor into a werewolf.

Yes.

I am a new immigrant.

We will continue to talk about it later.

Lemony, what was
between me and my ex-wife

I shared with you personally.

You know?

Yes.

So she sues Atias
and the hospital

on medical malpractice.

Wow.

But you didn't get involved, did you?

No.

But it broke my heart
to see him like this.

And he's mad at me now too.

really.

OK, Dan, what do you have?

It's not bad, he'll forgive you.

No, it's not just
that, like, suddenly...

All of a sudden everything went to sh*t.

what why?

Lior doesn't answer me,

already since yesterday.

Well, he's busy, isn't he?

how busy

Yesterday was the last sh**ting day.

that he wants to stay there,

I don't know, it's strange to me.

But he got this
series, didn't he?

I have never heard him say
that his dream is to sh**t a series.

Do not know,

I feel like he's not
telling me something.

Like what?

Do not know.

Maybe he met someone there?

Maybe he understood something there?

Do not know.

But stay for another project,

I don't think so, well.

Something happened.

What is this, ringtone replacement?

No, it's from you.

what?

What is?

it's not mine.

Well, you must have swapped with someone.

Well, come on, well,
I have to go back.

That's what I miss even
now, even losing my phone.

the keys.

take

Hello?

Lemony?

Atias?

For some reason you have my cell phone.

Yes.

Apparently... we must have been confused.

Do you have my phone too?

No, sadly.

Anyway, I'm leaving tomorrow.

So I'll have to take the...

Tell me where you'll be in
another hour like this, and I...

The truth is, I...

I'm really saddened by what happened today,

So it's okay if...

Maybe you will have time in the afternoon,
let's sit down for a short coffee?

Hey.

Hi, Muriel, what's up?

Dana near you?

what?

No. what is it, where are you?

at Singapore Duty Free.

need something

What are you doing there?

Connection on the way home.

I am at home for twenty hours.

What's going on? what...

Wait, I didn't understand.

You don't have the...

Those gerbils?

who will?

This one, the hamsters, you don't...

Don't you have another
animal production there?

I gave it up, thought about it again.

I can't survive another
four months without Dana.

I bought a ticket and that's it.

Oh ok.

Where is Dana?

b... she is at work, she...

She dropped her phone in the car.

Well, then let her know, okay?

It's just that I won't be available
now for about twenty hours, so...

I'm home at ten in the morning.

Well, of course.

What is it, where are you?

what? No, just, I...

I wash the car.

Wow, looks like you're
on some cloud in heaven.

It's just soap, huh?

Yes, really, heaven.

Good.

See you tomorrow. Come on.

bye Bye.

Bye.

All the problem in your
script could have been solved

in one phone call,

It is not clear why
the hero does not do it,

And that makes the whole
script unreliable, ridiculous.

He sent her a letter that never arrived.

Who sends a letter?

What, are we in a Shakespeare play?

By the way Shakespeare,
in "Romeo and Juliet"

Julia stages her death

And sends Romeo a letter so
he knows she's not really dead.

But what's going on?

Romeo doesn't get the message,

Thinks Yulia is dead and commits suicide.

And that's the end of the most
famous love story of all time.

And all for what?

Because of a messenger who did not deliver a message.

By the way, if Shakespeare had
written "Romeo and Juliet" in our time,

So it is likely that Yulia would
not have sent a messenger,

But... - texting or calling.

Right, and then the Shakespeare challenge

was to explain why Romeo
did not receive the call.

And this is your task for next week.

What is the problem? easy.

Romeo lost his phone.

Do me a favor, okay?

If you decide that Romeo
lost his phone today,

So try to be more creative than
just a phone that fell in the car, okay?

Let's challenge the viewer.

we are done

I don't know, no... maybe it
was stolen too, I have no idea.

A plague of thefts, the
phones in the hospitals.

Yes.

Hi, are you ready to order?

I... I'm debating for a moment.

For me mint tea and...

For me desert with ice.

Ah.

So...

I will not abandon you.

A deserter for me too.

So cancel the tea?

Yes, yes, thank you.

You know that...

I eat myself for
the day, really,

And it was important to me
before you fly to apologize

and see that we are okay.

We're fine, Lemony.

Really, I really appreciate
the burning to defend me.

What, what do you think will happen with it?

I will take responsibility

Alona will leave with a few jobs at
the expense of the insurance and...

I guess my fantasy is
to be a department head

will not come true soon.

Wow, that's not fair.

It's very fair.

She lost an ovary.

you are welcome.

Thanks.

Thanks. -happily.

A week in Berlin can
only do me good now.

Sure.

By the way, my friend
never comes back at the end,

So I just gave up on it.

Why? what...

What happened?

Do not know.

At first he didn't want to go.

Now he doesn't want to go back, no...

I don't really understand what's going on.

It's pretty clear that something bad is going on.

No?

I'm not a great relationship expert.

As you already understood, so...

Well, then come to Berlin.

what? What do you mean?

how?

Buy a ticket and come.

Yes? Yes.

No.

No, but like, even if, I...

Except for tomorrow I work all week.

I saw the schedule for next week.

Call, report an illness,

will manage without you.

I'm shocked that's what you're suggesting.

Come on, you finished an internship, didn't you?

So I'm done educating you.

No, do you know
what a bad liar I am?

Oh, we didn't live.

Sorry sorry,

Can I have two more?

Yes, sure.

In honor of the end of the internship.

Hi, Dan.

What's going on? I thought you
were coming back early today.

Anyway, I am happy to inform you that
all your problems in life have been solved.

I also found your phone in the car

Lior also called and
he is coming home.

Yes, yes, what you heard.

He will be here tomorrow at ten.

Fun for you.

Come on, I went
on a date with Amir.

chow

May I ask why you broke up?

wow

Well, it's... it's a funny story.

She sent me an SMS

which was intended for a neighbor.

SMS with a very very
accurate description

of what she plans to do
to him while I'm at work.

Yes.

And she is suing me for negligence.

Sorry?

Did you happen to see an Arab here?

Are you Jewish?

I am.

come join

Give us a Campari?

Yes. You don't say "gampry"?

Gambri. - Gumphrey.

Since he left, I suddenly
discover a different Lior.

It's like he actually
found himself there.

And I know that feeling so well,

This is exactly what I felt
when I arrived in Ichilov.

And for most people it doesn't happen.

But if it happens, it brings so
much happiness and satisfaction,

I'm happy for him.

He deserves, he deserves to be happy.

You also.

You deserve it too.

first of all,

You are not circumcised, in my opinion.

how do you know?

Do Arabs circumcise?

need to check.

It is impossible to make
an alliance with you, nothing.

You can't know...
-Nothing is possible.

You can't know without checking.

Here, this, this here, do you see?

This is my flight.

Wow, there are tickets. Yes.

So I buy. Yes.

Here, do you see? Two left.

You have to type a lot of things here.

Right. tap

Knock, knock.

Do you want me
to touch? I will touch

will you knock What, are you a snake?

look

second excuse,

Can I just take this knife?

He is simply an Arab.

You have to type the name
of the immigrant to Mesos.

Right.

So type your name?

No, no, yours.

Ah. Yes.

Yes.

It's... you need to...

Do you know you
have the lips of a Jew?

really? Yes.

Be careful, I'll let you conquer me.

It will be, it will be
a violent occupation.

Okay, I have a confession.

OK.

Guess who I was obsessed
with the whole internship

Until I met Lior.

On whom?

You must.

Wow, you're a good kisser.

Hey.

What's going on?

I have a terrible hangover.

oh

Where were you?

At Amir's.

Ah.

How was?

Do not know.

I thought that I would
feel more like Julia like this,

but...

There was such a...

What is? What's going on?

did you get my message?

this?

No, the one I left for you on the phone.

No, there is no battery.
what is the message

Lior returns.

what?

Yes.

Good Morning.

I did not understand.

when does he get back?

at ten

More or less.

I didn't get the message.