01x04 - Cinde f*cking Rella

[bunniefuu]

Well, what do you have, stabbing me?

looking at me like... what?

I'm not looking at you.

Well, then sit down already,
you're bothering me like that.

Or go home already. You
finished duty, didn't you?

I'm waiting for Atias.

If I sit, I fall asleep.

I feel like I haven't
slept in a week.

Maybe because this is
your third shift this week?

I grind, because Atias is angry with me,

So I try...

What does this have to do with,
why would he be angry with you?

Because I took a week and a
half off for a vacation in Venice?

No, what's the matter?

Yes? So why didn't he also
invite me to join the laparoscopy?

Oh, it must be because you're obtuse, isn't it?

Beauty.

bye Bye.

A grueling shift you will have.

Good Morning.

Hi good morning.

Can I ask you about the...

Not now, Lemony.

Nega, I need you, room fifteen.

Today is birthday"

"Today is Noam's birthday"

Today is birthday"

"Today is Noam's birthday"
- thank you very much.

And... "Holiday for her..."

Thanks. -What do you have, huh?

You ret*rd, stop
doing that already.

Enough, it's free fireworks.

It's not my birthday, I don't
need to be sung "Happy Birthday".

Wow, what's up?

mmm...

It is the most delicious in the world.

Bye par.

I made an appointment with grandma for Thursday.

We'll take her to some
restaurant, maybe here.

Wow, it's a puppy.

Listen, he's obsessed with me.

Ah.

What, are you back?

No, like, not yet.

Because it's like I have a boyfriend.

You have a friend?

No, but he thinks I have.

So like, do you understand?
This is a problem now.

Because I love to see him.

But I have a boyfriend, so what
reason do I have to meet him?

Why don't you tell him
you don't have a boyfriend?

Because I won't break up with my
friend the second a puppy woos me, right?

It's pathetic.

I have to think
how I do it smart.

Don't want to come off as dumb.

in brief,

I decided to freeze eggs.

what?

This is a relatively simple procedure.

It's like an insurance certificate,
so you don't have to be stressed.

What do you have to be stressed
about? You're getting married in a second.

True, but...

Let's say I will have my first
child in another year or so?

What about the second and third child?

What about them?
- Maybe even the fourth.

I want beautiful margins,
not an assembly line.

Well?

and you are older than me

OK...

And your friend...

imaginary.

Grandma sent you to talk to me?

Grandma didn't send me.

No, that old lady is crazy.

I say what I say.

What, then what do you say?
- I did a test,

And my hormonal profile
turned out not the best,

So I was advised to freeze.
- Oh.

So maybe you should too.

Even if you just do this test, it will help
you understand what your situation is.

I would love to be an aunt.

Do you want to order pasta
maybe? Shall we share a dish?

Like the one in "Reverse Wedding"?

We are having dessert now.

That's why I said, as in
"reverse wedding". wants to?

Yes.

Sorry?

Wow.

moment.

OK.

Wow.

Puck.

you sleep?

Hello? It won't help that you
got up from the bed to the couch,

You need to move and be
active three hours before the test.

Well, well, what do you want,
that I make rolls all over the house?

Did you save the first urine of the morning?
-Yes.

It is better to store the urine in
the refrigerator in the meantime.

Can you stop saying "piss"
all the time? It's disgusting.

Well, come on,
come on. are you up

Yes.

monkey!

what are you doing here?

I'm on my way to my grandmother's.

I jumped a little...

Close your eyes for a moment.

what? - Close your eyes.

what?

open up

What is?

The tickets to Venice?

A-ha.

First Class? Yes.

Are we flying first class?!

Obviously! - Yoo!

Yo, monkey.

You are so over the top.

Wait until you see the hotel.

moment.

Wow...

hey mom what's up

One second.

second.

What, she came back to you?

that's what she said?

Listen, I never thought
I'd say something like that.

But a millionaire partner
is fun for God's sake!

what?

I hate that I enjoy it so much.

Why? Allow yourself.

Well, it's ground, it's fun.

Ah yes? Obviously.

the most fun.

As in "Beautiful Woman".

What is the connection? In "Beautiful Woman" she is a prost*tute.

OK, what, and she didn't have fun

That Richard Gere
pampered her with all this...

Luxury hotels and jewelry?

What, it's the most fun for
those who aren't used to it.

She too, just like you, comes
from a less privileged background.

Background of a wh*re.

Yes, I know, I know the movie.

So what are you saying,
like, that I'm a wh*re?

I say what was in "Beautiful
Woman", it's metaphorical.

Oh, so you're saying I'm a
wh*re in a metaphorical way?

I'm saying,

Be careful not to be.

Be careful not to be

what? Shall we eat
something before I go?

What salad, omelette?

Say, I don't understand,
what, are you doing to me?

What is? what?

I am fasting.

I am not fasting.

You're fasting for two more hours, come on.

OK, Dana, I'm after
nine hours of sleep,

I have been without food for nine hours.

And I'm before a
twenty-six-hour shift,

And Lior took pictures all night,

And immediately goes to his grandmother.

how does she feel?

on the face, suffering from terrible pain.

Well, mom? What's going on?

Well what?

Is that what they told you?

So it's like starting the
process from the beginning now,

I do not understand that.

Maybe you can help his grandmother?

Maybe his grandmother will help me?

Listen, maybe Gor can
arrange cannabis oil for her,

Only until they fix her prescription.

Oh, voila.

Yes Yes.

Like, yes, I think it sure is.

And is it okay for you to talk to him?

what? Sure, what do you have?

It's mind control, right?

Because I can talk to him too.

No, no, no, no, no.
Unequivocally, I will talk to him.

It's just depressing, because it's
like they don't have a heart, you know?

It's like... - Listen a second,

Murray might be able to arrange oil for you.

Not maybe, for
sure. Today is yours.

Yes? really?

Well, come on, then I'm
going to get organized.

where?

for blood tests? But there is still time.

Yes, but you said we had to move

And be active three
hours before, right?

No, Doctor?

Yes.

Come on, I went to get organized.
Bye, goodbye, bon appétit.

Well, what's up? what is going on?

Walla.

Okay, there's a show in three days,

with the lineup,

Play the new song. Walla.

What about you?

I just came from an egg test.

Walla? what why?

To check if my eggs are normal.

What, are you trying
to get pregnant or what?

No, no... like, not right now,
but yeah thinking about it,

And...want to know how
much time I have to think.

Oh...

I didn't know you...

Calculated on your part, what is it? Who are you?

I'm... the math teacher.

What, let's roll something?

No, I have to...

I have a lesson.

So... maybe we can get
some "quickie" done before.

I need

Cannabis oil, can you help me?

I can...

Probably.

Chachi, what's going on, king?

Listen, I need oil.

Urgent though.

The best quality you have.

thanks, honey.

Bye.

Today is here.

What, why suddenly fat?

Oh...

simple...

Lior's grandmother, she...

suffering from pain

They don't give her medical treatment and she is in pain.
- Oh.

So you're still with him.

Yes.

What, what about you? is there anyone

Nothing.

What, so what's going on, like, it's...

Is this serious, this story?
What about you? what...

You love him?

He bought us tickets
to Venice, first class.

wow Yes.

Phew... Nice.

nice

Right now I'm there, and... I feel so good...

good, beautiful

And such... I don't know...
we'll see what happens.

I need you.

Like, my prost*tute
mascot at shows,

I can't perform without
you, there is a performance.

You are also responsible for the cash register.

I am not kidding. what?

At least come to the next show.

Give me time like this...

Organize myself
before you leave.

I'll think about it.

OK.

Well, come on, I...

I have to move.

I will call you when the oil arrives.

when what?

The cannabis oil?

Oh, yes, of course, fine.

Good. Good.

so come on. Come on.

Oh, hey.

Are you waiting for the test?

I'm waiting for Professor Atias.

I think he's delayed in
surgery. Maybe I can help?

No, I will wait for him, I understood
that he should already arrive.

Okay, so you'll just have
to wait outside, okay?

Because I need the room.
-Sure, sure.

Probably.

you are fine?

I just...

My stomach hurts and I've been
nauseous since yesterday already.

Can I wait a minute?

Yes.

Come on, lie down for a second, I...

Yes. - I'll take a look.

Thanks, Lemony, I'll
continue from here. OK.

How can I help you, Alona?

I have a stomach ache...
- I said,

In case of cramps,
pain reliever.

Are we done here? Yes?

She also complained of nausea,

And there may be
sensitivity in the left abdomen.

Thank you, Lemony,
close the door please.

I met your sister
yesterday, we sat for coffee.

I ask that you stop
harassing my staff.

There's no point in you coming here every day either.

I still...

I ask, let's sit down for coffee.

Alona, ​​you can't come here
every time and expect me to...

I have to talk to you.

But I don't have to talk to you,

It's part of the concept when you break up.

That was also the concept
when we were together.

Feel Good.

It's a modern Cinderella
story, only in gays.

Why is this a Cinderella story?

Because it's a love story about...
-Cinderella is a love story?

Obviously.

Yes? Are you sure?

Who falls in love with whom?

The prince falls in love with
Cinderella when he sees her at the ball.

It's love at first sight,
and Cinderella...

How is love at first sight

If the prince doesn't even
remember what Cinderella looks like?

He danced with Cinderella all night,

And he has no idea what she looks like,

Where does she live, what is
her name or where to start looking.

When you fall in love, do you
need a shoe to identify your beloved?

No.

No, neither do I.

So why does he chase after
her and insist on finding her

If he didn't fall in love with her?

Because she ran away from him.

The clock strikes midnight...

And Cinderella runs away from
the ball and leaves the prince,

With his royal c*ck in hand.

The narcissistic prince, who is not
used to girls running away from him,

Interprets it as rejection.

And what about the narcissistic response to rejection?

Obsession and need to conquer.

Friends, Cinderella
is not a love story.

It's a story about obsession,

It's a story about a wounded male ego,

It's a story of blind pursuit,

It's a story about
the ex of each of us.

you are fine?

Yes, let me go, I...
I'm leaving soon.

Maybe a few more drops will help me...

are you still here

I need the room, there are
women waiting to be checked.

Wait, Miri, I want to
do an ultrasound on her.

Atias knows?

Come, please come
behind the curtain,

I want to check you out.

You know that's
Asias' ex-wife, right?

what?

You shouldn't mess with him.

She does plays.

Can I have a free bloody mary?

You can do whatever you want.

So... then bring me a pizza.

pizza,

With olives and poop?

No poop.

Ah.

Health to grandma.

how much do i owe you

is nothing.

I transfer you five hundred, if
it cost more, it's your problem.

don't pass

I transferred

Ugh, how stubborn, Yoo.

That's why I fell in love with you

Because you are a stubborn wh*re.

Oh...

That's the nicest thing I've ever been told.

"Wah-la".

how?

Wow, perfect.

So what?

Is this how our story ends?

I'll come help you at
the show if you want.

of course I want.

what...

and then what?

You can keep in touch.

I don't believe in friendship.

No?

So what do you believe, Gore?

they built.

What is? What do you have?

Nothing, I have nothing.

what, you hate me?

so you love me

Ahhh...

I'm starting to get tired
of myself, you know?

good for you, you are happy,

happy for you.

glad you are happy

Don't know why I said
that, I don't feel that way.

I hope you have a good
time and that you break up.

If I knew this is how I would
feel when you had a boyfriend,

I would agree to all
your stupid terms.

Do with it what you want.

How easy it is to commit
when you can't anymore, eh?

I'm going to pee a minute.

I've missed you...

Wow, no, no, no.

enough. no no no.

Enough, puppy.
- Come to the show though.

OK fine.

Yes?

Yes. -Promise? -Yes.

And now she started throwing up,

On examination she has signs of
peritoneal irritation in the left ovary.

She swallowed half
a bottle of painkillers,

That's why she was
able to endure the pain.

Call the operating room.

lemony

You know, I'm not just a
professor, I'm also a human being.

Yes.

I broke distance in a
very strange way, eh?

Yes.

You know, if you weren't vigilant,

I don't think I could go on...

You saved us both.

I was lucky.

Does that mean you're
not mad at me anymore?

Why should I be angry with you?

Because I'm flying for a week and a half.

you were angry with me

Thanks.

You didn't invite me to
practice tubal surgery.

What do you have to practice?
You can teach it for me.

I didn't even know you
were flying, Lemony.

Fly, you deserve it.

I've been a bit short
lately, so I can see why...

In my defense, I can say that I...

I'm going through a period...

Okay, Grandma, when dessert
comes, we'll order a bill, okay?

But you have to tell them,
I'm not paying for that,

It was not tasty.

But grandma, you ate almost everything.

Why don't you see?
It's all left on the plate.

OK, grandma, we'll tell him, no problem.

Well, Noam, I'm ordering an account.

What, are you in a hurry?

Yes. where?

For a puppy's performance.

It's a shame you're not in a hurry to get married.

I want to be at
your wedding, baby.

I don't have much time left.

OK, Grandma, I'm not getting
married on your schedule.

Being single at your age is not good.

No problem with that, the
world has moved on, okay?

she is so nice

I don't understand, why
doesn't she have suitors?

odd.
-Who said I don't have suitors?

You need someone with income,
not just someone from the street.

OK, Grandma, thanks for the tip.

But for suitors you
have to be well-groomed,

And not like that, look.

look at your hair

Guys were running after me.

stand in line for me

Oh, look, look what's coming, grandma.

Today is birthday..."

No, you're not real.

Today is birthday"

what a cake

"Today is Miriam's birthday"

But there is no birthday here,

Why are you bringing it
up? Today is birthday..."

No one has a birthday here!

And I won't pay for these candles,

Because there is no birthday today.
- Grandma, let go, it's free.

Okay, anyway, good luck.

Ingla, there is a mistake here.

Here, at this table,
no one has a birthday!

Those candles, take them away.

Okay grandma, calm down.
-Okay, well, thank you. - I won't pay...

Thank you very much, thank you. I won't pay...
- Can I have a bill?

I shout at you
and you don't hear!

He understood grandma. OK, fine.

Good.

I'm in pain...

What hurts, grandma?

Enough, you lose, it's
a dessert you really like.

Grandma, are you okay?

grandmother? I
do not feel well...

grandmother?

grandmother!

Call an ambulance!

I'm going to call.

grandmother!

Well, what, you're
not talking to me now?

I'm talking to you, what?

I asked if you have a
charger in the car maybe.

And what, go sit in the car now?

Yes!

I have to explain to
Gov why I didn't come,

He must have been waiting
for me and I just didn't show up.

I have no battery.

Three in the morning, the show is over, isn't it?

Yes.
- Well, then what is urgent now?

Talk to him later, I don't
want to stay here alone.

I can't believe I'm going to
spend time here tomorrow too.

what why?

I am doing egg retrieval.

Oh, what, is it tomorrow?

No, tomorrow is the... follicle test.

What about your
tests? Any results yet?

No, what, I just
did two days ago.

Well, then there are results.

Take it, check it in the app.

Good,

In the end it was not a heart attack.

Walla? All is well.

It's just an anxiety attack.

You will be able to
enter it shortly, see it.

Yoo!

Yes, there are results.

Shlomo?

of my eggs. Look,
tell me what it means.

It is good?

I felt I did well.

Oh... it's...

nothing to stress

But your ovarian
reserve is not very large.

This is a stamp I have.

It's really not bad, really.

Just because you're not planning
to get pregnant anytime soon, so...

Maybe you should consider freezing.

Well, I have to go back to the ward.

Update that she's
released, okay? Yes.

hi, hello There is nothing to stress about.

We'll talk about it at
home, it's all good, really.

Thanks, Dana'la.

I'm coming.

I went down to the emergency
room, wait, I'll be there in a minute.

what?

you are fine?

Yes, I'm fine, what's
wrong with me?

do you want to go live?

No, I have nothing to go for.

Promise him you'll come, won't
you? He must still be at the bar.

No it's not...

It's just, it's...

Cinderella syndrome.

what?

He only loves me
because he lost me.

So what?

So it's not real.

what? I know a lot of
couples who had to lose

To understand that they are ment to bi.

Yes? Yes.

Well? Who for example?

do you want there
- Yes, want there.

OK...

Maya and Ziv.

Anat and Mumi.

Prince and Sind-Pakking-Rella.

Well, maybe he understood something
and now you will be good together.

Well what? what am I...

What, I'll go to him now and I'll suddenly
tell him that I don't have a boyfriend

And do I love him?
- Yes, what, such a...

the truth

Great plan, don't you think?

Maybe.

That's the only thing I haven't tried yet.

Well, I'm going.

go

I'm going.

go

Tell grandma that I'll come tomorrow?

Why barefoot?

Because I'm in a hurry.

Hey.

Yoo.

Suri...

Second, wait... I bring you...

makes you laugh?

take.

Yoo!

Gore, sorry...

Leave, leave, enough!

What, why didn't you come?

Wow...

My grandmother had a panic
attack over strawberry meringue.

Go f*ck me, you and your excuses.
"My grandmother meringue"...

bullshit.

OK...

where is your friend what?

Not looking for you?

No.

what? Well, what, how was it?

sh*t

It was really sh*t, big sh*t,
good thing you didn't come.

Terrible, I was ashamed to
look people in the face afterwards.

How awkward it was.

cub,

Sorry if this...

If it's a bit my fault that was sh*t.

Do you think it was sh*t
because you didn't come?

Who do you think you are, tell me, what?

So arrogant, Yoo.

You are so...

Do you know why we are not
together? because you are...

A piece of narcissism.

It's a problem, it is
what it is, it's a "turn-off".

No... it's repulsive.

Remember I told you
that you are my best?

So I lied to you.

Like, you're good.

You are good... in...

in the top ten.

No, maybe you're
actually in the top twenty.

What do you want us to
talk about something else?

Murray, why are you abusing me?

what have I done to you? eh?

What do you want to hear that you won?

you won

Nice, bravo.

I'm jealous, Bravo.

I'm jealous, I'm jealous.
No big feat, believe me.

I'm jealous of every a*s
I've ever had in a prime.

i'm jealous

and their property.

I don't... I don't love you.

I don't love you either.

Stupid.

I wish all the eggs in
your body are dead.

Ahhh... a cup of emk, ahhh...

you are fine?

What happened?

Murray

Want to hear something?

I don't have a boyfriend, okay?

I lied.

Lior is Dana's friend in general,

He goes with her to Venice.

And I don't have a lot of time
to think if I want to have a child,

Because I don't have...

ovarian reserve or something,

So sh*t.

Murray...

your shoe

All is well?

Hey.

Yoo.

Yo, I think I sprained my leg.

wants to? this will help you.

No, no, I don't think
drinking tea will help me.

will help you

My grandmother's recipe.

Wow!

Whiskey, ginger and honey.

Drink it every night.

oh how is she how is she?

No longer suffering.

Ah!

Oh...

oh