01x03 - Life Is Beautiful

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Did you know that Venice
sinks by two millimeters a year?

Wow, then we have to go there.

let's go

eh?

No, Lior. - Let's go.

Lior, I have to go.
what? Well what?...

So what? I have to go.

let's go

for two weeks

We will start in Venice and make our way to Rome.

already?

We have only known each other for two weeks.

and a half!

Well, we'll celebrate a month in Venice, what's wrong?

I would love to see Venice.

So come on, let's go.

No, but do you think I
can do it with my job?

Why? What, you
can't take time off?

it's not impossible

But you know, I'm
like, I can't right now.

OK, no... not tomorrow, what.

You know, it can be
planned. What, when can you?

Do not know.

You see me, how I am
constantly busy and stressed.

Well, exactly, you need time off.

Enough, come on.

It's not healthy to be stressed all the time.

But like...

that's how it is.

Like, I chose a tough route.

this is my life.

What can I tell you, Bassa.

It's a shame that you're a shame.

So take time off, stop
being so generous...

I'm a snooze, I'm a snooze.

Come on, f*ck Venice.

Who even wants to try there, tell me?

A watery tourist trap.

Let it sink in, her mother's cup.

need to buy milk

Need a gondola.

I personally do
not like this city.

You can travel for me tomorrow.

Let's go somewhere
on my birthday.

for the night

And voila?

Yes.

Friday I don't work,

Thursday I will ask for time off.

really?

Yes.

wait, what,

are you going to
take a whole day off?

don't be angry

Are you going to ask for a whole day off?

Enough, Lior!

for a whole day? I have to go...

You ask for freedom!

You are not normal...

Good Morning.

What is?

what?

How did it happen? Am I out
of coffee? How did it happen?

Well, do mine.

Great, now I have to
drink your nasty powder?

Okay, no need...

It's disgusting, why
are you even drinking it?

It tastes the best to me.

It doesn't even have caffeine in it.

Well, come on, I'm moving.

Lior is here, he is also leaving soon.

Oh, so he finished my coffee?

Do not know. Can be.

You know, it's so impolite

to come to someone's
house and finish their coffee.

Like... I'll buy you a
coffee on the way home.

OK?

Good. Okay bye.

Bye.

Morning.

Hey.
- Hi, sorry. good morning whats up?

Sorry.

I just pump something and I fly.

Good.

Really attached to mom and dad, eh?

what?

the tattoo

Oh yes.

Do you think the shops are open today?

Yes, why not?

Holocaust Day.

Yes, I think so.

I'm going to buy a
present for Dana today.

What is this, a second and a
half friends and already presents?

for the birthday!

This is next Thursday. - Oh!

Yoo, yeah, what, what are you buying her?

I have no idea, I have no idea...

what? what do you
think? You have an idea?

coffee machine.

Yes?

Yes!

listen, with such, with the whipping,

She will die for it.

No, that's not the
direction at all, well, what.

Okay, so what, what's the direction?

I was thinking about a beautiful necklace.

what? Not good?

No, Dana doesn't like Peachpacks.

A chain is a Peachbag, what is it?
- Yes, even as if...

What do you do with a necklace?

Do you put it on your
neck and forget about it?

Why forget? You know,
you see a chain all the time,

It's not that...

How can you see, something
you have on your neck?

Other people will see, you know.

So you buy her a gift
for others to enjoy?

I want to buy her a necklace.

You know, it's also a bit
like buying her a choker.

And Dana might make the comparison.

Believe me, I know her, I've been
her friend since the third grade.

Okay, so not a necklace.

do you have another idea?

I told you,

coffee machine.

Overall,

They are on the same level.

I prefer that. - I prefer that.

It's the same, yes? Yes.

So like...
- It's more beautiful.

Wow, not really.

Really, she's prettier.

Okay, but it's going
to be at my house, so...

OK, but I'm paying, so...

OK, do what you want.

Like, I just think it's
really better that way.

For Dana, like...

OK, we'll take it.

in red

I don't think we have a red one, bro.
-enough...

You see? It's a
sign. Dana is red.

That's fine too,
we'll take it. Beauty.

can you find out If
you have it in red?

let's see.

keep your fingers crossed

Do you hear?

Pess...

So... we'll take that. Thanks.

well, what do you say?

But why didn't you submit a constraint?

Because a month ago I didn't
know I would have a boyfriend.

But you knew you were going
to have a birthday, dammit!

Well, you know how it is.

When there is no boyfriend, it
is better to work on the birthday,

so as not to get depressed.

Well, please, please, brass.

Okay, okay, you
b*stard. there is.

there is. -Wow.

Hey, Mami, no,
don't touch, I'm dead.

What is?

No, I don't know, I don't feel well.

nausea...

Do not know.

Bring you some lemonade from Lemsa?

Quick, atonement, quick.

Lemony, how are you?

OK.

Beauty.

We have a robotic
hysterectomy this week.

Did you get to participate in one?

I only got to see.

Go through the motions of the
surgery, you're going to lead it.

really? Yes.

you earned it.
-Wow, I... Thanks.

Sign up, Thursday, six in the evening.

this thursday

There is a problem?

No. No.

Oh, then consider it a
birthday present. Yes?

It's just that it falls
on my birthday, so...

Oh, then consider it a
birthday present. Yes?

Yes Yes.

No, you're stuck...

What, really fun day, eh?

OK. "Fun" is a relative word.

what? I did not understand.

As, for example, relative to the Holocaust,

Almost everything is fun, so...

Okay, so relative to the Holocaust, are you having fun?

Yes, relative to the Holocaust yes.

For me to.

And I'm really happy
with the gifts, listen,

Abrasion is a waste of time.
- Laughter, come on.

The coffee machine,
it was a grind, all right.

Okay, I understand
you hate the chain.

I don't hate her, she just...

Very ugly in my eyes.

That's why I asked for a bill of exchange.

You should have also asked for a puke bag.

Puck.

What happened?
- I can't believe it, even on the day of the Holocaust he didn't rest.

who will? - My ex.

Hi, Murray.

Well, do me a favor, flow
like we're together, okay?

Hey. - What's going on, Murray?

OK, what's up?

Walla. Hey.

What is the situation?

Rachel, remember?

Hey. Hey.

What, where, where am
I supposed to remember?

My cousin from the Netherlands...

I told you about her, well,
the Tikhonim from Holland.

Oh, hey.

Hey.

She is here for two weeks.

That's it, I don't understand a single word in Hebrew.

He translates the whole city for
her, it's already unbearable, this is...

Exhausted himself, I'm
already dying for her to fly away.

They're cousins, tape?

Wow, there is a similarity, there is a similarity.

Hey. Lior, very pleasant.

Hello, puppy. How are you?

Shopping, you know.

OK. not simple...

Dana has a birthday.

Well, and they're extorting
my wallet, do you understand?

dismantled the mall.

OK.

But no, I love her.

Good...

ok good to see you

Bye.

Tell me, what, are you an idiot?
what, are you stupid? What did you do?

What do you have?
- I signal you to cancel, it's the cousin!

Well, great, both a cousin
and you have a boyfriend

Erosion, what?
- But I don't have a boyfriend!

Now she won't talk to me either!

Thank you!

But wait a second, I don't
understand, you broke up

Why do you need to
talk to him? Because...

Because we might want to come
back? Maybe we want to come back?

Well, can I give you a little tip?

Only if it doesn't include a kiss.
-No, not including.

When you start lying in a relationship,

just so you know.

Which...

Bullshit.

well, so what

I can't find where
to hide the machine.

Well, then let's open it.

That way when Dana arrives,
a surprise will be waiting for her.

no why? No way. The birthday
is two days away, what is it?

But the machine is already here,

Why would Dana suffer if
she could enjoy it today?

I don't know, no...

You also bought her this
disgusting necklace for her birthday.

You have a present for
the birthday itself, right?

So let's open up. No.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, enough, enough, enough...
giving gifts on birthdays, enough.

I also want to give
her the gift myself.

Good.

Too bad.

do what you want.

what is there

here.

Found.

Hey.

can i talk to you for a moment

Sure, maybe two.

Regarding the surgery
on Thursday. Yes.

On second thought, I...

I won't be able to join in the end.

Ah too bad.

something happened?

it's simple...

falls on my birthday -Yes.

And my friend prepared a lot of
things and booked a B&B and...

Do you have a boyfriend, Lemony?

Friend...

I don't know whether to call
it a friend, it's... it's still fresh.

And even so he soon gets tired of
me because he doesn't see me at all.

Good.

Your decision.

I just...

I don't know how to do it.

How do you do what?

Everything you need to do in life.

Like, how can I do
anything, when...

Am I here all day?

You just need to find
someone who loves you enough

to endure your absence.

The representation of the holocaust
in the film is completely ridiculous,

It is an anti-Semitic film, which
does injustice to the Holocaust

and does not reflect the historical truth

of all the... - destination

If you want historical
truth, go to Yad Vashem.

We are filmmakers,
not historians.

Friends, what is the movie
"Life is beautiful" about?

It's a film about a father, who mediates
the Holocaust to his son as a game,

Whoever wins wins the tank.

Turned the Holocaust into an
annual trip for father and son.

Absolutely not, it's a movie
about a dad who does everything

So that his son would not
experience the horrors of the Holocaust.

Thank you very much, Roy.

And what question does the film ask?

Maybe what does it mean to be a father?

Like, being a parent.

Okay, nice.

And if we get it right,

Benini asks: What is love?

Or what we are
willing to do for love.

So the answer is a lie
and a distortion of reality?

He lies to him because he loves him.

Oh, well, really. if
you love someone,

So you lie to him.

Great message.

Sorry, target,

What, you've never lied
to someone you love?

Friends, we all lie.

Lying is part of life.

Sometimes a lie can actually
indicate great and true love.

And let me tell you something,

Sometimes we tell the truth
precisely to those we hate.

a copycat

I brought you sugar.

you are so cute.

monkey...

Listen, I booked a B&B for us... amazing.

Oh, wow.

what speed

I have you for the night,
I'll make a deal right away.

Monkey, I...

I was not able to evacuate
at the end of Thursday.

really?

Yes.

There is a situation...
can you still cancel it?

No, no, what, what to
cancel, you can't cancel...

OK, so we'll go after
your shift, what's the story?

It's not far either.

I finish at eleven at
night on Thursday.

how is eleven You finish
your shift at four, don't you?

Just after the shift I had
an important surgery.

I don't understand, you can't
say you're going for your birthday?

what...

I can, but it's surgery...

Super luxurious.

It's like, I really...

OK.

Are you going to tell Dana?

How will this help me with a puppy?

Don't you think Dana should
know her boyfriend kissed you?

for what? What is your problem?

Don't you see the problem here?

The problem is that Gor hasn't answered me since this morning.

The problem is that Dana's
friend made a "mob" on you.

He just wanted to help me.

He is crazy about
Dana, he is sick of her.

He bought her a necklace for
four thousand shekels today.

Walla?

The ugliest chain I
have ever seen in my life.

She's going to puke
when she sees her.

Are you still into him?

Whose?

of Lior.

No!

What do you have? He is Dana's friend.

because then you asked if
it was moral to be with him,

After Dana slept with him.

What is the connection?

Wow, what a blockhead.

I am...

I asked for a
script I'm writing.

Oh, are you writing
a screenplay? Yes.

Such a love triangle, so that's
why I asked, hypothetically,

If it's moral, that's all.

Well, then tell me, what's the story?

What, are you checking me out now?

No, I'm interested.

You intrigued me.

Well, that's... that's a really
good idea in my opinion, too.

OK.

A man and a woman have a car accident,

And at the beginning they fight and
she runs away from him from the accident.

but...

She accidentally
leaves her address there.

Then he goes to the nightingale,

And whoever opens the
door for him is her partner.

And then they start dating.

And actually she finds herself,

Stuck with that one from
the accident she can't stand,

Because he is at their house all day.

And slowly they are getting closer...

And starting to get to
know each other in depth...

And in the end it becomes a love story.

Between whom and whom?

between the hero and the heroine.

The partner's partner?

Yes.

The one that escaped
him from the accident. Yes.

She is in real life...

You.

Are you ready to ask your
friend to take a break with the...

Mami, can we eat something?

Birthday girl,

what?

I don't know, I don't know what I have.

Infected by the h*m*.

No, I can't get infected,
I can't get infected,

I have a hysterectomy today.

Ah...birthday hysterectomy.

Believe me, you doctors
know how to have fun.

And my friend hates me.

The most dangerous is your spouse.

Look at Atias.

how is he?

getting divorced

Have not you heard?

No.
- Be careful not to be like him.

He who marries his work,

at the end...

left alone

Wow, I'm sick.

Well, then maybe you should go home?

Yes.

Kopipina.

Happy Birthday, my pretty.

Happy and joking.

Enough, Mami, don't worry...
there will be more surgeries.

monkey?

what baby?

I have something important to tell you.

what?

Do not give up on me...

what mommy what?

Do not give up on me.

I don't want to marry my job.

What, I have no plans
to give you up, doll.

I took a week off next month

And I want us to go to
Italy, just me and you.

serious? Yes.

And many more places,
but let's start in Italy, okay?

Because Venice is sinking,

And I want to see Venice.

Do you have a tissue here in the car?

in Sah

And I'm not saying
this just to please you.

I really want to spend time with you
and experience with you and invest in you.

And you have to understand
that I want to be so badly

The best doctor I can,

But I have to remember
that it won't be worth anything

If I wake up in a few years and
realize that this is the only thing I am.

I love you so much.

No, you shouldn't.

It's a stomach virus, it's
really very unpleasant.

No, it's worth the moment.

The official birthday present.

Oh...

Wow, that's... -What?

What what...

You can exchange,
there is a note. no no no.

what?

Hey what?

Your introduction.

What is it, did you buy a coffee machine?

This is Lior Kena!

For you, for your birthday.

Amazing, isn't it?

So congratulations.

I don't feel well...

Wow,

I am really sorry.

It's really not right
that I opened it.

What is? what does she have

nausea.

Oh...

Did you bring her the necklace?

Oh...

Hey.

Special home delivery.

Just sign it for me, here.

Come ask your stuffy waitress

Sign my name, okay?

Islands...

what, are you drunk?

Here, I brought you a Bloody Mary.

take

Thanks.

Nice of you.

"Tuesdays with Bloody Murray".

Tradition is tradition, isn't it?

for life.

Cheers.

We renovated the toilet cubicle.

Walla. Yes.

Don't ask, some crazy woman
started a fire there, in one of the cells.

Maybe she had a good reason.

No. -No? Definately not.

Just, just crazy. Yes? -Yes.

I would invite you to come and see.

But you have your
boyfriend, your new one.

Shopping.

What a northerner, wow.

he is not my friend

not your friend enough.

enough!

Don't patronize me, Murray.

Listen...
- Don't be arrogant and don't pity...

I don't... -And that's enough!

Me, I have no problem dealing with it

You've moved on
in your life, okay?

Good.

Good".

There you go again.
What... what is it?

Wow, you're so
arrogant, God, God.

enough.

Enough, enough, enough.

Come on.

I have no power.

I travel.

what is going do
you drive like this

Yes, Pak It. Yes?

Yes.

Come on, come on, get out, get out of the car.

What to get out?
- You don't drive like that,

Get out of the car, come on.

i will drive you home

What, like going out?
- Yes, get out of the car.

Oh, I can also like, like this,

to make such a leap.

How you want.

Yoo.

Wow, what is this, it went in my a*s.

It's not convenient, why did they put it here?

Things are tough, huh?

Come on, put on a belt.

Hey.

What, did you go out?

Yes, no, I'm down here,
I'll be back in a second.

what?

Dana needs Advil, do you have any?

Yes, in the cupboard below, on the left.

Ok, I found it. Bye.

hear? I met a friend down
here in the expl*si*n, I...

Do you need something? Shall I bring you?

just me?

Good.

I'm more...

Come on...

Bye.