- And I was like, "b*tch,
if you don't send me black car
I'm walking.
Oh, my God, so true.
He got one for Isabelle.
-Oh, my God, I know, right?
And did you see
how he was looking at her?
- Oh, I
saw. Gross.
-Gigi, go.
Go.
Did you notice how everyone
started dancing
after we hit the floor?
Oh, yeah.
-I felt like I was hosting
the entire club.
I mean, what, I said hi
to like, three people,
and then all of a sudden
it was like,
"Oh my God,
come hang out with us,"
or like, "Can we join you?"
It was like, dead
before we showed up.
Gigi, walk.
b*tch, go.
It's exhausting being this hot.
I know.
-Oh my God, I'm so done
with this dog.
Oh my God, I love your dog.
-I swear it's not even
intentional.
People just like,
follow my vibe.
Is that a thing?
Like natural rhythm
or something?
I don't think
it was just your vibe.
-Oh, shut up, skank.
I'm just magnetic.
Um, Kat.
Tommy just showed up
outside my door.
Whoa, he's looking fine.
-Wait, seriously?
Mm-hm, yeah.
-I gotta go.
-Good luck.
Oh, and hey,
don't get chlamydia.
I've heard rumors.
- Ew, what the f*ck.
- b*tch.
Ew.
Gigi, go potty now.
Come on, b*tch.
Mommy is tired
and coming down hard.
Let's go binge something.
Ugh. Seriously?
Never rains in LA.
What the hell?
Baby. Chill.
Gigi?
Baby. Mommy's coming.
Oh, my God. Gigi!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You f*cking b*tch! b*tch!
You k*lled my Gigi.
You k*lled--
f*cking coyotes.
Did anybody hear about the
social media influencer
that became roadkill last night?
- Another coyote
attack this morning,
this one in Sherman Oaks.
- Why do you think
this keeps happening?
- Well, for one,
coyotes aren't picky eaters.
They're opportunistic
predators.
They're not above nipping at you
to send a message
if they feel threatened.
- Wildfires
are pushing coyotes deeper
into Los Angeles neighborhoods.
They're desperate.
They're going to do
what they have to do
to survive.
- A boy was pulled off his
bike on a residential street.
Did that actually happen?
- g*dd*mn
Hollywood elites.
-We've got rats in the walls?
-Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Rats will spawn six
to 12 a litter,
with up to six litters a year.
That's 60 rats, right there,
all from one big mama rat.
-But--but how?
It's a new house.
-Well, look around.
Yeah.
Contractors use cheap drywall,
plastic instead of copper,
and rats..
rats will chew through
just about anything.
Yeah, you got doggy doors,
water and gas lines.
Nice family.
-Thanks.
- Yeah, drains,
toilet vents.
Trust me when I say
you do not want
one of those nasty
little critters
climbing out of your toilet.
-Ugh, yeah.
I don't even want
to think about that.
- Then don't.
Look. Rats are vermin.
-Right.
-They're a disease.
They want your shelter,
your food, your water,
your happiness, your sanity.
And they wiggle
their little bodies
through any nook
or cranny they can find
until they get it.
-Okay.
So what do we--what do we do?
Do you really have
to poison them?
Can't you just, like,
trap them and, like,
relocate them to the desert
or something?
-Oh, yeah. Make them nice little
suitcases and bath towels?
No. You don't send them
to a day spa.
You gotta wipe them out.
Send a message to all the
other rats in the area.
This house right here
is off limits.
-Right.
Just thinking like,
are rats even that bad?
-You ever hear of a little thing
called the Black Plague?
Millions and millions
of people dying horribly,
bleeding out of their eyes,
their ears, their a--
-I got it. Rats bad.
Poison good.
Oh, this is not good, Scott.
Oh.
But now that...
that's your biggest problem.
That's like a rat paradise.
That's my neighbor's yard.
-I'll go ahead
and spray it anyway.
You're welcome.
-No, no. It's my--
I don't own that part.
Is he a customer?
- He's soon to be.
-Hey, Chloe.
Little help, please?
-Wasn't going with you enough?
-No, it wasn't.
And that's rude.
Come on, come help.
Come on.
What's with the attitude, huh?
It's like this
happened overnight.
-So then she ghosted me,
moved to Turkey or something.
-Oh, man.
Oh, that sucks.
Sorry. Just to go back
to what we were saying earlier
about the pricing plan.
So you said there's like--
-My dad fell down the stairs,
had a stroke.
-We're back. Finally.
-Hey, kid.
Charlie's psyched to see you.
We got rats in the walls.
-Oh, I told you there's rats.
I saw one squirming under the
garage door the other night.
It was gross.
-Yeah, I'm already on it.
- He's also gonna set
Trip's house on fire for us.
- Oh, good.
It's an eyesore.
Do us a favor.
Afraid I can't help you there.
Oh, I was just kidding.
- Well, that's my time.
Alrighty.
Well, I'm gonna set some traps,
do some spraying,
and I'll be back in a few days
to check everything out.
-Okay. Thanks a lot, Devon.
-Oh, one more thing.
-Yeah.
-Oh. Rats love dog food.
So you might want to get rid
of the, uh, the dog.
- The dog food?
-The dog.
- No.
No, that's okay.
-You let me know.
No extra charge.
-No, but no.
That's not even--
so no on that.
-Did he say he was gonna
get rid of the dog?
Think he was kidding.
-That's weird.
-And creepy.
-He's just passionate
about what he does.
He came highly recommended.
Oh sh*t.
Okay, I'll be in my office.
Good to see you.
It was a rare encounter,
but there was a Scott sighting.
-He's almost done
with his deadline, honey.
We'll have more time
with him soon.
-Sure we will.
-We will. I promise.
-Where's the candy?
- The National Weather Service
has issued another
red flag warning
with gusts expected to reach up
to 60 miles per hour
in Hollywood this evening.
- Hey.
-What's up?
-Um...are you at all worried
about the tree out front?
Because they just said
that the storm
was going to be really
crazy tonight,
and you did say that you were
going to trim it last year.
-No, it's fine.
It's going to be fine.
Okay.
-I'm not worried.
-Yeah.
- They always try
to make sh*t sound worse
than it is on the news.
Remember the k*ller bees?
Remember how long we heard
about them?
- Mm-hm.
- When I was a kid,
I was afraid of all bees.
Ever seen one k*ller bee?
Did anyone ever die from a bee?
I mean, that wasn't allergic.
No. I'm not worried.
- Okay.
- It's fine.
It's gonna be fine.
- If you say so.
- I know so.
- All right.
-Okay.
- Okay.
-Can we not do movie night?
It's cringe.
-I thought
you loved movie night.
-Not anymore.
- Scott, pizza's here.
- Got it.
-You're young.
-And you're not the pizza.
-No, I'm not a pizza.
Unless you want me to be one?
Uh...
Wait, is this...1202?
- Nope.
This is 1208.
That's 1202.
-sh*t!
sh**t. I mean, uh...sorry.
So sorry.
f*ck me!
It's windy out here.
- Oh, my God, why?
-Where's the--where's the pizza?
- That wasn't it.
That was--
-It was one of Trip's wh*res.
We don't call them that, Chloe.
-Yeah, not good.
-It was one of Trip's friends
that he pays for.
- Yeah.
- Oh, well--
-So then what would you call it?
A prost*tute?
A h*? A tr*mp--
-No! No, no.
No, Chloe.
Scott, a little help.
-Of course. No.
Chloe, those are not good words
to use for a woman, for anyone,
whether or not she may
or may not have, you know, sex.
No, you just still want
to be respectful,
so you would use a term like,
um...lady of the night.
Chloe, that's a good one.
-Like a vampire.
-Yeah, except she doesn't
suck blood.
She's--
-Let's table this conversation
until after dinner.
-Good, good.
Yeah. It's--
-Or until you turn 18.
Whenever.
- But--
-Please be the pizza.
-Charlie?
Okay.
Charlie?
What is it, boy?
Hey, you're okay.
Hey, what's--what's out there?
-What page you on?
-Hold your horses, mister.
I'm almost done.
-Okay, missus.
Well...?
-I am going to need
a couple of days
to really form an opinion.
Are you serious?
-No. It's really good.
-Really?
-Yeah, it's really good.
Really?
-Mm-hm.
Like, don't let this go
to your head,
but it might actually
be a masterpiece.
- Are you serious?
- Mm-hm.
What's your favorite part?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
-Okay. It can--
it can wait till tomorrow.
-Okay.
-Guys, guys, guys!
-Oh.
-There's something outside.
-Uh huh.
- I--I just heard
an animal, and it's hurt,
and we need to go right now
and go and help.
-Oh, um...
-Uh...
-Well...
-Come on.
-Okay, okay. Let's...
let's check it out.
-Okay. Give me--give me--
- No, right now.
- No? Right now. Okay.
- Whoa.
- Whoo.
- Let's see.
-Whoo-hoo. Wow.
-Oh, it was a--it was a tree.
It's just a tree.
-No. There was a dog.
Make sure it's okay.
-Honey, I think it
was just a tree.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
Shoo.
Hey, shoo. Shoo!
- What was it?
-Just a sketchy little coyote.
No big deal.
Now let's all go back
to our own beds.
Charlie and his little one,
we can recreate exactly
where we were before.
Oh sh*t.
Oh! Oh, my God.
- Oh no. Oh.
-Oh, f*ck. Oh, f*ck. Oh, f*ck.
Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
Oh no, no.
Oh, Jesus, f*ck.
f*cking sh*t.
Ahh. It's not that bad.
Oh, God.
It's not great.
It's not great.
-We wanted a new one.
Oh, sh*t.
-Oh, my God.
-It's gonna be okay, honey.
It's okay.
It's okay.
- Oh. Oh.
Jesus.
I should have trimmed the tree.
- While the rest
of LA felt the storm,
the hills bore the brunt
of its fury,
suffering the worst
of the damage,
with downed trees
and widespread power outages.
-What an idiot.
God.
Oh, yeah, that's just great.
Oh, God.
Lucy.
- Oh.
Oh, it's so gross.
-Make sure you get it all.
-Do you want to do it?
- Ew. As if, Dad.
As if.
-It's congealed, and it's like,
ground into the concrete.
I'm gonna throw up.
-Hey.
-You can just leave the food
at the door.
You don't have to make
a big thing of it.
-Uh, what food?
-I ordered Thai food.
-I--I don't--
I'm the neighbor.
Like, yeah.
-Trip! Door!
-Wait, how do you guys
have power?
-Generator. Trip says he's
gonna go off the grid soon.
Screw the man.
-Oh. It's Liv.
Hey.
-Hey, Trip.
-I thought you were my--
I thought you were--
you were somebody else.
How you doing?
-Good. How are you?
- Good.
- You look good.
-I'm okay, yeah.
How's Stu?
-Scott.
-Scott, sorry.
-Yeah. He's good.
He's pulling it together.
Doing well.
-Hey, listen.
If you're...
if you're looking
for some water,
we can't help you.
I mean, we barely have enough.
- No.
No. Trip, do you have a cat?
-Lucy. Is she okay?
-Um, well, we found this
in our driveway.
- That's her collar.
- So, yeah.
Just gonna give that to you.
-Ew.
- You found this
in your driveway?
Did you leave
the door open again?
-Okay, I'm gonna go.
-Did you leave the door open?
Okay.
I told you to watch the door.
-Bye.
-...Thai food. I'm hungry.
-Lucy!
Here, kitty kitty,
kitty kitty.
- Thankfully,
no fires broke out last night,
but road closures have swamped
emergency services regardless.
Expect delays
for the next 24 hours.
Stay safe out there, LA.
-Maybe--maybe turn a bit
to the left, Scott.
-What's that?
-Maybe try and move
at a different angle...
-To the right? This way?
Straight down?
-Yeah.
You sure that's on
the right setting?
-There's only one setting,
I think.
It's just forward and reverse.
- Really?
- I've been doing this
for like 20 minutes,
and it looks like an animal
just kind of clawed at it.
-Wow. Hey.
-Pretty cool, huh?
-Yeah.
-I wanted to bring the chainsaw,
but, of course,
Sheila said, "No."
-Well, that's probably
for the best.
-Oh, but good news.
Tony said we got really lucky
that the tree didn't damage
the gas main.
Could have been a lot worse.
- Trust me, you don't want
a gas leak.
One small spark and boom.
Bye, bye, Dream House.
-Huh. Well, that's great.
That's a silver lining.
-That's right.
Oh sh*t.
- Whether it's a seal
straying too far
from the shore--
-I'm seriously concerned
your dad's gonna lop off an arm.
...scattering in confusion.
-He's built stuff before.
-Things that are pre-assembled.
- Much like their
terrestrial counterparts,
sharks are opportunists.
They don't waste energy.
-Did you know most shark attacks
are because they mistake us
for seals?
- Did you know most seal
attacks happen
because they mistake us
for kelp?
-Mom, that wasn't funny.
-Put a bit of elbow grease
into it.
Maybe the battery
could be a bit lower too.
-It could--it could be.
-You sure that's
on the top setting?
-Can I just have your phone?
-Oh. Oh, sorry, I only have 30%.
-So?
-So no.
-God.
-I can't believe she's gone.
-How do you know?
You only looked for her
for like five minutes.
-You're right.
I'm a f*cking idiot.
God damn it.
She's probably out there,
she's scared to death.
She's probably pissed at me.
-Yeah.
-I'm gonna go find her.
-Oh yeah, great idea.
But maybe leave the g*n.
- You're right.
Uh-oh.
-Oh. What the hell, Trip?
-I think the generator went out.
-How am I gonna charge my phone?
-I don't know.
Have you thought
about unplugging it?
Might be good
for your mental health.
Jesus Christ.
Lucy!
-You're a great host, Trip.
Thanks!
What?
-Oh, shite.
-What?
-Missed a few texts from Sheila.
-Uh-oh.
-Looks like she needs
my expertise on the grill.
-Yeah, I get it.
When Liv summons me,
I don't waste any time either.
-"Summons me"?
-Well.
-Nobody summons me, mate.
I'm my own man.
Remember that.
-Yeah, no, I didn't.
Okay, yeah, my bad.
-f*ck. I gotta go.
-Tell Sheila Liv and I say hi...
or don't.
She's the worst.
-Hey, babe.
- Where are you, Tony?
- Yeah.
Yeah, just leavin' now.
Just leavin' now.
- Yeah?
Are you coming home?
- Told you
I got carried away.
You know what Scott's like.
Man can't take a piss
on his own.
- all this sh*t.
-I'll be home soon.
Okay? Yeah.
- Screw you.
- I love you.
- Dickhead.
-For f*ck's sake.
What do you want?
Shoo!
Go on. Get the f*ck out of here.
What are you looking at?
What?
What the hell's wrong with them?
- Oh. Oh, it's the kid.
Hey. Um, do you hear that sound?
-Help!
-Sounds like somebody's singing
or...dying.
-Stay back.
Get back.
No!
-Does Stu sing?
Wait a minute.
No, it's gone now.
Huh. Anyway.
'Sup...
-Um, are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm okay.
Why? Don't I look okay?
-No. You look like
you have the flu.
-No, it's just these allergies.
It's...y'know.
-Can I help you?
-Is your mommy
or your daddy home?
-Mom!
That weirdo from next door
is here.
-Look, I'm standing right here.
I can hear that.
You think Lucy was in the tree
when it fell?
-Yeah.
-But you haven't seen
any sign of her?
-Well, just the collar.
-So the collar could have
slipped off, right?
-There's a possibility.
-So stop flirting with me,
Liv, and help me find her.
Here, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty.
-Lucy!
-Here, Lucy.
-Come on.
-Here, sweet princess.
Here, girl. Here, girl.
Here, sweet kitty.
- Lucy. Good girl, kitty.
-Mom, what are you doing?
-We're helping Trip
find his cat.
-But it's dead.
-Definitely missing.
Uh-huh. Lucy.
Come on. Good girl.
-Oh, I think I see her.
- Oh, honey...
-Lucy...Lucy girl...
No. No, no, no.
Oh, God. No.
What am I gonna do now?
No pictures!
Tony, I'm getting hungry.
Tony.
You're a sad sack of sh*t.
- Hey, sorry, folks.
Tony is otherwise engaged.
-If you ended up too drunk
to find your way home
and I have to come looking
for you again,
I'm going to lose it on you,
Tony.
It's going to be the last straw,
and I mean it!
Dipshit.
-Hey, I forgot about these.
-Oh, good.
See if they still work.
Hi, Sheila.
How're you doin'?
-Testing.
- Oh, really?
- Have you seen him?
- Yeah, he left a while ago.
- Testing, testing.
- Uh huh.
- Let me know.
- Of course.
- Thank you.
- All right. Take care, honey.
- Bye.
- Finally talked
to the power company.
They said they're working on it,
whatever that means.
But the whole city's a mess.
Power lines are down.
It's--it's Armageddon.
What's--what's wrong?
-Uh, I just got off the phone
with Sheila,
and she said Tony
isn't home yet,
so she's really worried.
- That's weird.
Maybe...
maybe he followed the rainbow
to a pot of gold.
-What is this?
- Maybe he did.
- Maybe he, just like,
stopped at a pub for a pint.
-Maybe.
-To make a point.
Whoa.
- Jesus.
- Huh.
That's wild.
- Wow.
-Do you hear that?
- There's a lot of them.
- Charlie, easy.
They're just--they're just
talking to each other.
Having a little
coyote convention.
- Darn.
Enough with the games.
- Oh, my God.
You guys, look.
Oh, he looks lost.
He looks--looks scared, huh?
It's sad when they lose
their pack.
Have you lost your way home?
- Oh, God.
- Jesus.
- Uh, Chloe. Why don't you
take Charlie inside, honey?
- Uh...yeah .
Take Charlie.
Whoa, easy.
- What about you guys?
- We're right behind you.
-Yeah, yeah.
-Go ahead, honey.
Get him out of here.
-Right behind you.
Easy. Nice and easy.
Just closing the garage.
- Scott?
-Yeah?
-Hey, Scott.
-I'm working on it.
-Oh, come on.
-I'm working on it.
-Come on. Gotta go.
Oh! Oh, sh*t.
- Oh.
- Oh, my god.
- Hah.
-I think it wanted to eat you.
-No...
Maybe just a nibble.
-Yeah.
- Tony!
Baby!
m*therf*ckers!
Get the hell out of my house!
Get away!
Get away.
Get away! Get away!
Get out.
f*ck.
-This is fun.
It's like we're having a campout
inside, in our house.
Chloe gets a nice slice.
Here you go.
And bon appetit.
Mm-mm.
-What is that?
-It's like, um...
it's sort of a meat.
Yeah. It's good.
You'll love it.
-Honey.
No one wants your fake meats.
-I'll just have bread and water.
Thanks.
-You're not a prisoner, Chloe.
-Are you sure?
Because this feels like t*rture.
-I don't know why
you won't just let me heat up
the frozen dinners.
-Oh yeah, please.
Heat up the frozen meals
with no power.
I'd love to see this.
You gonna make a little fire
in the kitchen?
-Gas is different than electric.
- Different bills.
- Different bills.
- Yeah.
- That's right.
- Mm-hm.
- You got a smart mom.
Whoa.
- They are wild.
- They don't want
free thinkers.
No, no, no.
They want little robots
marching in line
to the sound of whatever story
they want you to believe.
g*dd*mn, they said
that runs this country.
No, I'm not gonna take off
my shirt.
f*ck you. Pervert.
What was I saying?
Okay. Yeah, the lizards.
Um...
um...what...
was that?
-What's gotten into them?
-Maybe they are hungry.
- Yeah.
They wouldn't turn down food.
I'm gonna try it.
Why not.
Mmmm.
- No, no. God.
-It's good.
-Um...hello?
What the f*ck was that?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What?
Okay, screw this.
I'm getting out of here.
Um...hi.
Bye-bye.
Go.
What the f*ck.
- f*ck!
See you next time around, baby.
-Hey.
-f*ck. f*ck!
You scared the sh*t out of me.
-Uh...
-Where the f*ck have you been?
-Charging my phone in your car.
I got stuck in a scroll.
-I'm not f*cking paying you
for that.
Actually, I'm glad you're back.
Listen, I need a favor.
I need you to help me.
I need you to--I need you
to help me grieve.
-Um...
God, do you hear that?
- I need you to help me hurt.
Can you help me hurt?
-Yeah. I can do that.
-Yeah.
- You've been a bad boy.
-Oh, God!
-You're such a sad,
pathetic loser.
-Oh, yeah. Yeah.
-Poor little boy.
Daddy doesn't love you.
-Yeah. Ah!
-Feel that pain.
- It hurts so bad.
- b*tch!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Punish me.
Punish me.
I want you to punish me.
Yeah.
Yeah, more. More.
- There you go.
There you go.
You're a little snowflake b*tch.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell me--
- There you go.
-Tell me I'll never have
another pet.
I'll never have another pet.
-Yeah.
- Oh, don't stop. Oh.
-Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, Trip.
They got inside.
- Who got inside?
What's wrong? Chill.
-They got inside.
-I'm not inside.
-Sorry.
-f*ck off!
Get back here, you b*tch!
Yo! Oh f*ck!
b*tch!
Where the f*ck are you?!
-My God!
-Ah f*ck!
Ah!
Ah, Trip!
I'm so happy that you made it.
I'm so sorry that I left.
I promise I will never
do that again.
I promise I will never,
ever do that again.
f*cking promise.
What the f*ck am I supposed
to do with it?
-One of those f*ck comes in,
you smack the living sh*t
out of it.
-With this?
Give me one of those.
-What? Are you f*cking nuts?
You'd sh**t me.
Come on, m*therf*cker.
Come on, b*tch.
-They can open doors?
Sorry.
- You b*tch!
Ah!
- Zombie. Someone's asleep.
No. The neck.
Adjusting the neck.
Walking.
Walking out.
The spine?
Chiropractor.
- So stupid.
- Lunatic.
- Can't give up.
-Neck. Wait, sshhh...
-What was that?
-Is Trip lighting up fireworks?
- That checks.
So, Chloe. Chloe.
Chloe, Chloe, come on.
Chloe, Chloe.
- Why is he setting them
off inside?
-I don't know.
He's an idiot.
I mean--
- Sshh.
Yeah, what is that?
-You don't think he shot
that poor girl, do you?
-I don't think those
are fireworks.
- He's probably--
-Charlie!
Go grab him.
- Scott, come on.
- Okay. I'll go get him.
You guys stay here.
Ah, it's my turn
when I come back.
-You know, I'm gonna call 911.
I don't--
something feels weird.
- Please hold.
All operators are currently
assisting other callers.
- sh*t.
- Charlie. Hey.
Come on, buddy.
Ah, there you are.
Thanks for interrupting
the game, Charlie.
Turd.
Come on, buddy.
Come on, good boy.
Come on. Easy.
Hey, hey. Take it easy.
Is it really that...
bad in there?
Whoa.
What is going on tonight?
What the hell?
Yeah, Charlie.
Tough guy. You wouldn't last
two minutes out there.
- You okay?
-Yeah. I'm good.
It's wild out there.
Ow!
-Oh, God.
-God damn it.
-Get him, Scott.
-Yes, I know.
I'll get him.
Liv, get back inside.
-Oh, my God.
- Mom.
-Chloe, go!
- Run!
- Get back inside.
Oh, my God.
-What about Dad?
-He's a fast runner.
-I've never seen him
run in my life.
-Charlie. Charlie.
Ah, sh*t!
f*cking Charlie.
-Mom? Mom?
-Yeah.
-Mom, this is all my fault.
-What do you mean?
-I saw a coyote and I--
and it looked hungry,
so I fed it.
And then the next day,
there were two of them,
so I fed them both.
I thought if stopped
feeding them,
they would stop coming
but they didn't stop.
Mom, they didn't stop.
-Honey.
Oh, Chloe. Honey.
-It's all my fault.
-No, Chloe.
Look at me.
This is not normal behavior.
-Okay.
- Okay.
-Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Hey, Trip.
It's Scott.
Just looking for my dog.
Don't sh**t me.
Oh, my God.
He's got a jungle
in his living room.
It's wild.
Of course he does.
Charlie. Hey.
Here, here, Charlie.
Come on, Charlie.
Charlie, f*ck.
Uh...
Trip, did I hear g*nshots
in here?
What the f*ck.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Help me...Stu.
-Oh! Whoa!
Hey! Don't sh**t!
-Stay the f*ck away.
- It's okay. It's okay.
It's me.
-I don't even know
who the f*ck you are.
-Scott. We met.
I'm the neighbor.
You don't want
to sh**t the neighbor.
-I'm so sorry.
I...
It's okay. It's okay.
I'm just gonna
open the door, okay?
Can you put the g*n down,
please?
-Yeah. I'm so--I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
-They got in.
They were everywhere.
There were so many of them.
-Okay.
-I tried to stay
and fight with him,
I did, but he insisted.
He was so brave.
He said, "Julie, go, go.
Get out of here."
So I did. I...
I ran in here and then I--
oh, God, I could hear him
screaming out there.
Suddenly he stopped.
It sounded like they
were eating him.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
That's awful.
It's not your fault.
You--you...
you did what you could do.
-Yeah. I did everything I could.
-Listen. I gotta get back
to my family.
You should come with me.
I think if we go through
the backyards, really, really--
-No. There's no way
I'm walking out there.
-I can't stay here.
I have to go to my--
-We can drive.
-Okay, great. Okay, um...
would you do me a favor
and go first,
so you block my view,
because the sight of blood
makes me really woozy.
Just the thought of
what I saw in there
is--is--is making me
kind of lightheaded.
-Sure.
-Never knew coyotes
to behave like this.
Once in a while you hear
about them eating a little dog,
but this is f*cking nuts.
- Don't worry about it.
sh*t. It's me.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
Oh! Oh, it's Devon.
-Who?
-He's our pest guy.
Our pest control guy.
Devon. Devon, thank God.
-Uh-huh, you called?
-I did?
sh*t, I did.
Fourteen times.
I'm sorry, but listen, listen.
We could really use
your help right now.
-You need to give the poison
time to work.
Not gonna happen overnight.
Three to 10 days to fully
get rid of your problem.
-It's not the rats.
We have a crazy
situation here.
-I'm having a real situation
here too,
with someone calling me
on my night off.
-No, no, no, no.
It's coyotes.
-I will be there before sunrise
to check the rat traps.
- Devon.
-Night-night.
-sh*t.
-That sounded like it went well.
-We gotta get out of here.
Okay.
What?
-As soon as we get out there,
you better move
your g*dd*mn a*s.
-It's a good thing
I'm a fast runner.
What? I am.
That's not good.
-Oh, sh*t. Jesus!
-f*cking b*tch!
- f*ck!
- You...
- Julie.
-You k*lled my client
before he Venmoed me.
And he was a regular.
-Okay. That's--that's good.
That's good.
You got him.
I think he's dead.
Let's go.
Please, please, let's go.
-It's not your fault, honey.
No, it's not.
It's all gonna be okay.
Come here.
-Charlie. It's Charlie, Mom.
-Yes.
-Charlie.
Charlie.
-Get him, baby. Get him.
Oh, God! Come on!
Honey.
-What is that?
It's gonna get inside.
-We're gonna be okay.
What is making them so crazy?
-Holy sh*t.
-Oh, f*ck.
-It's the chemtrails.
-The what?
-You know those long strings
of white puffy clouds
behind airplanes?
-Yeah, yeah.
-Okay. Those are chemicals
that the government
is dumping into the atmosphere
to mind control us,
but it's k*lling all the bees
and it's driving
all the animals crazy.
You know, it's like
in that movie,
you know, the one where
all the birds attack everyone.
What's it called?
Um...
The one with all the birds.
-The Birds?
No, that's not the one.
It reminds me of this moment.
But you know, where the birds
are coming out her head?
And it's really,
it's an iconic movie.
Why don't you know
the name of it?
-I'm pretty sure it's The Birds.
- No,.
Oh, man, it's gonna
come to me later.
-Yeah, agree to disagree.
Let's--could you give me
the keys?
-Oh, f*ck!
-What?
-Oh, God.
The f*cking--
The gate isn't gonna open
because the power is out.
-Oh, sh*t.
-Oh, God. My bad.
-Ever been off roading?
-No.
- Hold on.
- Slow down. Oh, no.
You couldn't have
just parked it?
-Sorry.
We needed the force
-Oh, my God.
-to go through the gate.
Are you okay?
- Barely.
- Sorry.
Told you I'd never gone
off roading.
Don't sue me.
Remember, I--
remember I saved you.
-Oh, sh*t. I gotta go see
a chiropractor.
Oh, f*ck.
- Oh, my God.
-Get the f*ck off my husband!
Hey, babe.
Let's go inside.
-Liv, is that you?
You look like a superhero.
- Chloe, close the door.
Close the door.
Quick, Chloe.
You got it.
Oh, good.
- Hey. Hey, guys.
-What have you two been up to?
-Uh, yeah.
Just--just hanging out.
-Liv.
-Julie.
-Bet you didn't think
your weekend
would turn out like this.
-Honestly, in my line of work,
you never know.
- Oh.
-Oh, is that Charlie?
Is he okay?
-He's good.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, he's good.
-It's good to see you.
- Oh, there's, uh--oh.
- Right.
Hooooo.
- Okay. Let me help you.
-Oof. Is it bad?
Is it bad?
-Uh, don't look.
- Why?
- Sorry. Not that bad.
-Why don't you want me to look?
-No, it's okay.
Let's just--let's
get you upstairs.
-Oh, I saw it.
-Come on.
Okay. Come on.
Remember your
breathing exercises.
- Whoo. Okay.
- Oh. You're bleeding
all over the carpet.
Oh, don't--don't.
- So, uh, your dad...
what's his deal?
-He's got a thing about blood.
Yeah.
On Thanksgiving, he, uh,
he cut his finger
carving our turkey
and passed out right
in the mashed potatoes.
Julie chuckles]
-Okay. Okay.
-You're definitely gonna
need stitches,
and probably a rabies shot.
-That's great.
Something to look forward
to when I get out of here.
-Yeah.
You know, Chloe thinks this
is all her fault.
-What? Why?
-She's been feeding the coyotes.
She said they looked hungry.
She's...she's being sweet,
really.
-No. This is--
I don't know what this is.
This is almost like some
kind of mass hysteria.
It's like when those monkeys
started attacking the tourists
in Thailand.
-Yeah, when whales ram boats.
-Right.
Why wouldn't Chloe tell me
about the coyotes?
Because you're not here.
-What are you talking about?
-You're not here.
You're not with us.
You're not with your daughter.
You're always working.
You know?
I mean, it's like if we come
and try and have a conversation
with you in your office,
it's like walking on eggshells.
-We don't know what to say.
-I'm working.
I--I--I finally
got this great--
-Yeah, we're aware
you're working.
We are very well aware
you're working.
-Everything I do
is for you and Chloe.
For this house, for this life.
Would you rather be in
that shitty one bedroom
in Koreatown?
Above the noisy restaurant?
Could never sleep?
f*cking toilet always backing?
-Yes. Yes.
I loved that place
because we were with you.
We were with you.
We miss you.
Scott?
-What?
-When you left Trip's,
was it on fire?
-Huh?
It's important to not panic.
We just have to figure
out a way off this hill,
and we're going
to get off this hill.
Okay?
I know it looks bad outside,
but there are roads
that are open,
and we just have
to contact somebody.
So any working cell phones,
iPads, anything?
- No. Everything's dead.
-Chloe. You have no juice?
-No.
You really have no juice?
-Yeah. I mean, I used it.
- Okay, that's okay.
That's okay.
Um...
- Sorry.
-Excuse me? I'm so--
-...and we are...
What?
-You had a phone this whole time
that works?
-Yeah. I was charging it
in Trip's car
when those wolves
started coming around.
-First of all,
they're coyotes.
Secondly--
-Okay, whatever.
I doubt Trip cared if they
were coyotes or cows
when they were eating his lungs.
-They ate his lungs?
- No, no, no, honey.
- They ate some
of his lungs, but he was dead.
All right? He died peacefully.
-That didn't happen.
- I heard him screaming.
-He died very peacefully.
Doesn't matter.
Can I borrow it, please?
-For what?
-For an emergency call
because of the emergency
we're all experiencing.
-Okay, sure.
-Oh, God bless you.
You're at 86%?
- What?!
-Yeah. Excuse me
for being responsible.
-I'm stunned.
- Please hold--
-Oh sh*t. Okay.
I'm--I'm--I'm on hold.
Can you do me a huge favor
and just stay on the phone?
We're on hold.
-Mm-hm.
-Remember the emergency.
Take a look outside.
Okay?
-Yeah.
-All right.
More ideas,
and there are no bad ideas.
Just throw them out.
Just--
-What if we build a cage?
-Oh. I know I said
there are no bad ideas,
and I love that
you're using your brain.
But how would we ever build
one big enough
to fit all the coyotes inside
and to get them to go in it?
Keep it going. Okay,
I don't mean to be negative--
-But it wouldn't be for them.
It'd be for us, like,
like a shark cage.
Yeah.
-That could work.
-No way.
-I--I could build it.
I could.
-No, honey. You know what?
It doesn't come
with instructions,
and you're not very good
with your hands.
I know you want
to be that person.
I see it in your--
-I am that person.
-Hey, hey, hey.
Where are we?
What's the address?
-Oh, okay, okay.
Six-two--
- The call just dropped.
f*ck.
- I forgot
to close the window.
- Hide.
- Where is Chloe?
- Under the stairs.
- Oh, f*ck.
- Chloe.
-Go.
-Chloe, run!
Stay.
Heel.
Stay.
Stay.
Heel.
Sit. Sit.
Liv! Liv!
-No, Scott!
No.
Scott! Help!
-sh*t! sh*t!
- Scott!
Did I get it?
-Yeah.
Go!
-Chloe! Hang on, kid.
Chloe, Chloe.
I'm coming, kid.
-Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, Chloe!
Scott, help me get her out.
- Um...
- Okay. It's okay.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
It's okay.
It's okay, baby.
You're okay. You're okay.
Chloe, look at me.
- Is Charlie okay?
-He's in the laundry.
Look in the laundry.
Char--Charlie. Look for Charlie
in the laundry hamper.
-Okay. Oh, there he is.
He's okay. He's okay.
- It's okay.
You did so good.
- I'm scared.
I'm scared.
-It's okay if you're scared.
- You're okay.
There's a first aid kit
in the bathroom.
Go!
Go!
-Okay.
-Okay. Okay. You're okay.
- Okay. You're okay.
You're gonna be okay.
- No, no, no, Scott!
Don't you dare.
Oh, God. It's okay.
I'm here. I'm here. It's okay.
-Honey.
Sweetie. Chloe.
Thank God.
-Yeah. She's doing good.
-I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
-What are you talking about?
-I shouldn't have fed them.
-No, no.
Kiddo, you didn't do this.
You didn't do this.
-Mom says I'm gonna have a scar
like a vampire bite.
-Oh, that'll be--
that'll be cool.
-Yeah, that's right.
-Vampires like a--
what did we say--
a mythical lady of the night?
-That's a euphemism
for a prost*tute
dating back to the 17th century.
-Oh. I didn't even know
you were here.
Hey, thank you, Julie.
-You're welcome.
- Honey, I'm gonna
talk to your dad a minute.
Why don't you rest?
Okay?
-Okay.
No one is coming for us.
We have to get her to the ER.
Hey. Build it.
- Okay, I can do this.
I can do this.
Let's see here.
Some music.
80s badgers.
80s badgers?
80s bangers.
That's perfect.
-What--what is all that noise?
-Your dad's building something.
-Is that safe?
-f*ck.
90s jams.
That'll do.
This is kind of wrong.
Okay...okay.
Liv.
Liv, you hear me up there?
- Yeah, I hear you.
-I just wanna say...
you were right.
I've treated you guys
like background art
of some stupid comic--
And I'm so sorry.
And Chloe,
I don't even remember
when she stopped calling me Dad.
Started calling me Scott.
I just kind of ignored it.
And I see the way you
look at me and I...
and I know you're just bracing
for disappointment.
And I'm so sorry.
Liv?
-Sorry, Scott.
I...I didn't catch that.
Can you say that again?
-Really?
- Yeah, it was just.
- Uh...
No, I just--I was-
when did it cut out?
-I heard "I want to,"
and then nothing.
- Oh.
I was just saying
I want to...go on a trip
when all this is over.
That'd be really nice.
We haven't done that
in a long time.
-Yeah, I'd really like that.
- That'd be fun.
Okay.
Okay, I'll see--
I'll see you soon.
- Someone's coming.
Someone's coming.
Oh, someone's coming.
-He doesn't know.
We have to warn him.
-No, no, no. Don't!
-He's a professional.
He'll be fine.
- Welcome to Hollywood.
Ah, Jesus.
Storms shut down the hills,
but I snaked through
the back roads like a rat.
End of days.
Look at what we got here.
You boys thirsty?
- No, get away.
It's not safe.
They're gonna f*cking k*ll you.
Get back in the van!
- Don't be a hero.
-What's going on up there?
- The pest control guy
is here.
- What? He is?
- Yes.
-Should I--should I keep going?
-You want to dance,
you four legged freak?!
Come at me. Hey.
What are you doing?!
You're gonna miss
the K-9 barbecue!
-Oh, my--!
-Oh, my God!
Oh, no. I can't see this.
-Oh, don't. Yeah,
you don't want to see this.
-What's going on?
- Think they got him.
Look, I don't know
how your little invention
is coming along,
but you might want to hurry
or it's gonna
be f*cking useless.
-Well, you can't rush
a masterpiece.
-Yes, you can!
-Is Charlie with you guys?
- Yeah, he's here
with Chloe.
-Okay.
What?
Is this a bad idea?
This is definitely a bad idea.
This is great.
This is a great idea.
Oh, my God.
What are you--oh.
Did you get trapped in here by
that mean pest control guy?
Come here.
Oh, my God.
Were you the one
making all that noise?
That's okay.
That's okay.
We shouldn't be hanging out
in here.
Gotta get you out of here.
There's a fire coming.
We're gonna--we're gonna
come back for you.
Okay? All right.
Come on, buddy.
I got you.
God, I hope you like Charlie.
They just wanted their puppies.
That's why they were so pissed.
- What? Is the cage built?
-Pretty much, but um,
I gotta do this on my own.
- Dad, this was
a really bad idea,
and sharks break
into cages sometimes.
Don't do this.
-It's gonna be fine.
Chloe, this was your idea,
and it's gonna work.
It's gonna work.
It's gonna work.
Okay, nice and easy.
Oh, it works.
-There he is.
Do you see?
-I see something.
-Hey, I've got something
you want.
You want to make a trade?
You wanna make a trade?
-He didn't have instructions.
I got something you want.
-He did good.
-Ah! Pig!
sh*t! Stop!
You turn your--
-My God!
I can't watch this.
-Please stop. Stop it!
Oh, f*ck.
-Oh, me neither.
-What does that mean?
I wish you guys could translate
what just happened.
-Oh, my God.
Mm-mm.
-Guys, I'm gonna make
the hand off.
Chloe, this is gonna work.
-Dad, don't do this.
-Just have faith
in your old man.
Okay.
-I hope those
aren't my last words.
- Come on.
Come on, Dad.
-Here we go, guys.
You ready to go home?
I know I am.
Oops, sorry.
All right.
Nice and easy.
Go ahead.
Okay. Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
Want to make a trade.
Okay. Okay...Easy.
Just...easy.
Easy. Relax.
Okay. All right.
They were under my house.
I didn't put them there.
Nice and easy.
And we're all gonna live
happily ever after.
I know you just want
to keep your family safe.
Me too.
Your family for mine.
Okay?
You're gonna go home.
Go back to your family.
I'm gonna go back to mine.
- Come on.
You got this.
- Come on, Dad.
Come on.
- Here you go, bud.
Here you go.
Good? Good.
Okay. Okay, buddy.
You're gonna go home.
Chloe, it worked.
- Oh, my God!
-Honey, he did it.
- You can come out now.
We're gonna get out
of this hill.
- Oh, honey.
-All right, let's get the f*ck
out of here.
Oh.
- f*ck me!
Get off me!
We had a deal!
-You okay?
-I thought you had a thing
with blood?
-Oh yeah.
I think I'm getting over it.
Come on.
-Come on.
- Okay.
Everybody in?
Everything okay?
- Just drive the van!
-Okay. God!
-We're going too slow, Scott.
-I--I--look.
-Daddy, faster!
-Are you for real?
-My--my foo--It is.
It is. It's not mine.
Pretty cool bite you have.
-Drive the van, honey.
-That's the fastest it goes.
It's a stick.
I haven't driven a stick
in a while.
-Stick a couple of ladies
of the night back here.
-I don't think
that's appropriate.
- Oh, my God.
-Is that our house?
-Not anymore.
-I don't care.
I got everything
I need in this van.
-Yeah.
-Except for my comic book
collection.
Hey, where are you going?
-The original Fantastic Four.
Who cares?
- Mm-hm.
-Ah. And first appearance Thor.
-Every--everything's in the van.
-But yeah, we're alive.
-Mm-hm. Yeah.
- I'll get them
at some trade show.
-Not so fast.
-But maybe because I have them
in a lock box,
so maybe they're protected.
-Just drive the van, Scott,
and as far away from Hollywood
as possible.
-Come on.
Give me all you got.
Come on!
Yeah!
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