03x01 - Krapocracy Now!

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Moderator: Welcome
back to King Con!

We've got a ton of
heavy hitters here.

Odysseus, King of
Ithaca... [Crowd cheers]

Moderator: Theseus, all
the way from Athens...

[Crowd cheers] Moderator:
Volkar from Koth...

[Crowd cheers] Moderator:
Oedipus from Thebes,

that's a fun story... and
a newcomer to King Con,

Tyrannis of Krapopolis.
Scott: Yeah!

Moderator: So let's
talk king stuff.

Why don't we start
with an easy one?

What's your origin story?

How did you get your
mandate to be the king?

Tyrannis: Mandate.
Moderator: That's what

the people wanna hear! Odysseus?

Odysseus: Well, I can tell
you how I reclaimed my throne.

That all started when
I won a little thing

called the Trojan w*r.

[Crowd cheers] Odysseus: Also

had a trip called the Odyssey.

Maybe you've heard
of it. [Crowd cheers]

Moderator: So not only did
you become king but they named

the whole idea of
road trips after you.

Odysseus: And when I
got home, my wife had



m*rder*d the hell out
of 'em. [Crowd cheers]

Volkar: I was born in a volcano!

Moderator: Well, let's
talk about that, Volkar.

Volkar: I was born in a volcano.

Moderator: Yes, I see
your point. Theseus?

Theseus: I guess
what really sealed it

was when I...
k*lled the minotaur.

[Crowd cheers]

Moderator: Now that's a mandate!

Volkar: Born in a volcano!

Moderator: Also a
terrific mandate.

Now, Oedipus, I know you've got

an interesting origin story.
Oedipus: We talked about this.

Moderator: Just tell
people. Your story is great.

Oedipus: We agreed this
topic was off limits.

Moderator: OK. Tyrannis?
How'd you get that crown?

Tyrannis: Yeah, I
think the people

really want to hear
Oedipus' story.

Oedipus: I don't
want to tell it.

Tyrannis: Oh, come
on. It's King Con.

We've all got origin stories.

Oedipus: I k*lled my dad
and slept with my mom, OK?

Everyone laugh, ha
ha ha! [Crowd gasps]

Oedipus: I didn't know!

Moderator: I can't even imagine

what you've been through.

Oedipus: I was so ashamed

I stabbed my own eyes out.

That's why I don't have eyes.

[Crowd cheers]

Tyrannis: Wait, you guys
are cheering for that?

Man: Of course we are! His
reaction to the tragedy

proves he's worthy of his crown!

Tyrannis: OK, then, I'll
tell you how I became king.

I gathered the people and told
them I was starting a city.

A new kind of city, where
the people have a say.

And that I would be their
king. King of the people!

Odysseus: So... you
got yourself a crown

and declared yourself king.

Theseus: How is that even legal?

Tyrannis: That guy
slept with his mom!

Man: Bravely! Man 2:
I think it was brave.

Oedipus: Ha! Now I
don't feel so bad.

Oh, yes, I do, I still feel bad.

Mommy!

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Tyrannis: I swear,
every single one of them

had a better origin
story than me.

They all fought
monsters or won wars

or were born inside
of volcanoes.

Hippocampus: Oh,
I've met that guy.

Shlub: What an absolute stud.

Tyrannis: Meanwhile,
what do I have?

Stupendous: Family?
Tyrannis: Not now, Stupe.

I just think people don't
take me seriously enough

because they don't realize
I rightfully deserve this.

Shlub: They show up
for your speeches.

Tyrannis: They show
up for the snacks.

Shlub: Guilty as charged.

Tyrannis: I mean, I have
the crown, the palace,

the absolutely huge
olive, but I've been

missing the most
important thing of all.

Stupendous: Family.
Tyrannis: No.

Stupendous: Just trying
to get ahead of it.

Tyrannis: What I'm
missing is a mandate!

Shlub: Yeah, good luck
topping that volcano.

Wait, what if you
did top a volcano?

Probably too risky. Love
to see someone try, though.

Deliria: Tyrannis, would
you like me to set up

a little show of
strength for you?

Put a sword in a stone that
you can easily pull out?

Tyrannis: No stunts.
That's old school kinging.

I'm a different kind of hero.

My mandate must come
from the people!

Instead of me just
being their king,

what if they chose
me for the job?

Shlub: The people
choosing their ruler?

Tyrannis: My position
would be cemented

by their desire for me to do it!

That would be the
greatest mandate of all!

Shlub: Consensual kinging!

Tyrannis: The will of
the people is my volcano,

and I will be born
in the fiery bosom

of the citizens' consent!

Stupendous: Like
I cut people open

and you pop out of their chest?

Tyrannis: No! It will be a
simple process of voting.

We'll call it a Selection.
No, a Tylection.

Tell the citizens to gather

tomorrow morning
for an announcement!

Tell them there'll be baklava.

Athena: Yoohoo, hi,
Deliria. Like my new ride?

Apollo took apart some eagles
and made them into this for me.

Deliria: How lovely
for you, Athena.

Athena: Oh, hi, Slug.
Didn't see you there.

Shlub: It's Shlub, and
as odious as you are,

I refuse to let you
ruin our warmup sex.

Deliria: I know what she's
doing. It's the night of

the Thousand Year God Ball
and she's coming to gloat.

Athena: It's the social
event of the millennium.

You've never seen
a party like this.

Why aren't you dressed for it?

Oh, that's right, you
don't get invited anymore

since you're not an
Olympian anymore.

Such a shame, what I
and all the other gods

did to you by kicking you out.

Deliria: Are you finished?

Athena: Not as
finished as you are.

Deliria: Clearly you're
still obsessed with me

or you wouldn't be here.

Athena: Wrong. You're
obsessed with me.

Deliria: You wish.
Athena: You wish I wish.

Deliria: I couldn't
wish any less.

Shlub: Athena, you've
angered my wife,

which only makes her hotter.

Leave now or be forever scarred

by the sight of my
back sex organs.

Athena: I'm leaving,
I'm leaving!

Anyway, Deliria, since
I know you're sad

that you can't come,
I'll stop by tomorrow

and tell you all the
fun stuff you missed.

Deliria: Don't want to hear it.

Athena: You will anyways. Ta-ta!

Shlub: Do you need a
minute to cool down?

Please say no.

Tyrannis: Citizens
of Krapopolis.

Joshua: I-I have a question,

specifically about the food?

Tyrannis: We're not
at question time yet.

We're at the announcement part.

Kayleigh: Right, but
there's enough baklava

for all of us, right?

You didn't skimp?
Cuz you've done that.

Tyrannis: There will be plenty
of baklava for everyone.

I, your king, have bravely
and magnanimously decided

to give you the chance to
choose me as your king.

Joshua: I'm confused.
Miriam: You're the king

and now we have to choose
you to be the king?

Tyrannis: You don't
have to choose me.

You can choose to choose me.

Joshua: Just tell
us what to do, man.

Tyrannis: The whole point is
I don't tell you what to do.

That's what democracy
is all about:

power is in the
hands of the people.

Kayleigh: So we
don't have a king?

Tyrannis: No, I'm
still the king.

You just get to choose me.

Now, you've each been given

one rock to vote with.

Kayleigh: Is this in
place of the baklava,

cuz I don't consider
this edible.

Tyrannis: I promise you
the baklava is coming.

Miriam: Believe
it when I see it.

Tyrannis: But your
rock is your vote.

So each of you can
place your rock

in this basket, representing me.

And when the votes are
cast, I, probably with

the help of my sister, will
raise this basket above my head

and declare that the
people have chosen.

Miriam: What if I want
to vote for someone else?

Tyrannis: Huh? There
isn't anyone else.

Joshua: Can there be?
Tyrannis: I mean, you'd

have to get another basket,

which seems like a hassle.

I will be in my palace
awaiting the results.

Also, remember who
brought the baklava.

Hippocampus: Basket of rocks?
That's gonna be your thing?

Tyrannis: Better than
marrying your mom!

I mean, the bar
for these mandates

is quite low, I just need one.

Shlub: Ah, nothing like a vat
of wine to start your day.

What's this? Brutus:
The tavern's closed.

Shlub: I didn't even
know it had a door!

And why in god's name
is there anything

between me and intoxicants?

Brutus: It's Tylection Day.

He ordered all the bars closed

so that everyone votes.

Shlub: Well, I'll
tell you one thing.

If I were king, I'd
never close the bars.

Scott: King Ty, disaster!
Your father is king!

[People chanting "Shlub!"]

Shlub: I'm sorry, son,
they got me a basket!

Tyrannis: Unbelievable!
You really just said,

"I wouldn't close the bars,"
and that's all it took?

Shlub: Well, I suppose so.

Scott: King Ty, I mean just Ty,

or how should I address you?

Tyrannis: As King Ty, please!

No, as King Ty, not please!

How dare you even ask
me! Off with your head!

Scott: Um, well, before that,

we should probably get
that crown off your head.

I mean, I'm just guessing.
There's never been

a peaceful transfer of power.

Let me just...
Tyrannis: Stop it!

Get away from me! Stop it!

What are you doing?! Scott: Uh,
and I guess there never will be.

Tyrannis: We're not
actually honoring

this Tylection, are we? Dad?

You wouldn't seriously
take the crown from me?

Shlub: Son, I love you,
but the people chose me.

I can't just say no.

Tyrannis: Yes, you can!

Shlub: To the greatest
mandate of all?

Tyrannis: That was
just something I said!

Stupe? Hippo?
Stupendous: I don't know.

Something about Dad being king

kind of makes sense to
me. Tyrannis: What?!

Stupendous: Maybe
it's the chest hair?

Yeah, it's the chest hair.

Tyrannis: You know he and
Mom will be making out

in front of us even more, right?

It's not like it's gonna have

an inhibiting effect on him!

Hippocampus: Eh, I
barely notice anymore.

Stupendous: Yeah, I tune it out.

Tyrannis: Mom, you're not
letting this happen, right?

Deliria: I don't
know, I'm thinking.

There may be certain advantages.

Tyrannis: You know this would
make you a queen, right?

That's well beneath
being a goddess.

Deliria: Is it?
There's never been

a goddess queen before.

Which means I get to
decide what it means.

Tyrannis: Dad, you'll hate
this. You will hate it!

Shlub: I've known plenty
of kings and they've had

plenty of sex, so I
doubt I would hate it.

Tyrannis: Not the
sex, the kinging.

You have to make
decisions and run things.

Scott, what's on the
docket for today?

For my father the king?

Scott: Uh, well, there's
a property dispute between

Ned the Shepherd
and Cora the Farmer.

Shlub: Let's give it to Cora.

Tyrannis: You're not
even going to ponder it?

Shlub: Son, I've
known plenty of kings

and you're the only one
I've ever seen pondering.

Come to think of it,
you're the only one who

didn't have sex, either.

You may have been a bad king.

Tyrannis: I cannot believe this!

You will regret this.
You will all regret this!

Stupendous: This was
basically his whole identity.

Hippocampus: It's a kind
of situation where a person

could really lose it.

Stupendous: Seen it before.

Take away the one
thing a guy has,

and, uh...

Hippocampus: You want
to go check on him?

Stupendous: Yeah, I
was just gonna say,

let's just... you know.

[Shlub and Deliria kissing]

Shlub: I apologize for the
misunderstanding earlier, Scott,

but when I heard that, as
king, I get a Chief of Staff,

I assumed that "staff"
was a euphemism for...

Scott: I'm glad we
got that cleared up.

Athena: Yoohoo again.
What a banger you missed.

Shlub: What a banger
she didn't miss.

Athena: What's this I hear
about Scrub being king

and you being...
queen? Among mortals?

Deliria: Yes, we're the new
royal couple here in Krapopolis.

If you ask nicely, you might
be invited to the coronation.

Shlub: We're having
a coronation?

Deliria: Yes, didn't I tell you?

This is going to
be quite an event.

It's the first time a
goddess has ever been queen.

It is going to be a huge party.

Athena: A little coronation?
A little king and queen party?

How cute. Gonna have
some people there?

Some mortals? Gonna
have a little chair?

A little king chair and
a little queen chair?

Some dignitaries or
whatever they're called?

Human dignitaries?

Deliria: Not many
dignitaries, although

Zeus said he'd make
it. Athena: What?

Deliria: He said he wouldn't
miss it for the world.

Athena: Zeus is coming
to your coronation?

Deliria: Yup. Athena:
What does that mean?

Are kings and queens important?

Are you above me now?
This can't be right.

Deliria: Oh, I wouldn't
read too much into it.

Just a coronation. With Zeus.

He wasn't at the ball
last night, was he?

Athena: No one's
seen Zeus in years.

And he's coming
here? You're sure?

Deliria: Mhm. Told me himself.

Athena: Well, I... I just...

I'm better than you. Goodbye.

Shlub: Zeus? You didn't
talk to him, did you?

Deliria: No, of course not.

Shlub: Last time you saw Zeus,

hadn't he turned himself
into some sort of

ouroboros pleasure-loop,
locked forever

in a state beyond consciousness?

Deliria: Yes, he's
achieved his ultimate form

and is effectively
"off the board"...

but they don't know that.

All they know is a goddess queen

is better than a goddess...
at least in Zeus' eyes.

[Giggles] Shlub: Ingenious!

You completely flummoxed her.

Deliria: Oh, if she does
what I expect her to do,

I've flummoxed all of them.

Apollo: Deliria! Blub! I
hear there's a coronation.

I've come to offer my
sincere congratulations

to the king and queen.

Or, to demand loyalty

from the new king and queen!

I... I... I'm-I'm
flummoxed. I'll be back.

Deliria: Hmm, I think
I like being queen.

Hippocampus: Hey, bro.

Still drinking? That's fun.

Tyrannis: Go ahead and
mock me. I have nothing.

Stupendous: Is it time for
me to say you've got family?

Tyrannis: Sure.
Stupendous: OK, you've got

a family who loves you.

And the timing of this
next thing I'm gonna say is

horrible, but we do have
to take that crown off.

We need it for the coronation.
Tyrannis: Coronation?

They're rubbing it in my
face? What about family?

Hippocampus: Ty, we're
right here and we love you.

And you're gonna
love not being king.

You're gonna find that
the crown was a burden.

So Stupe's gonna
take it off now, OK?

Hippocampus: Shh-sh-sh-sh...
Stupendous: You're doing great.

Just a little bit more.
Hippocampus: You got this.

Stupendous: Easy... got it.

Tyrannis: I know it's
really just what the crown

represents, not the
crown itself, but

I feel naked without that thing.

Stupendous: No, whaaat?

You... actually do look
kinda weird without it.

Hippocampus: Stupe!
Stupendous: He does!

It's not gonna make him
feel better to lie about it.

Hippocampus: No, but it
just... we're used to

the way we usually see you!

I mean, it's not like
you are the crown.

Tyrannis: Oh, my god,
what if I am the crown?

Stupendous: You might not be
anything without the crown.

Hippocampus: Stupe!
Stupendous: Except

that you're so much more!

You don't look weird!

Hippocampus: Here,
we-we can fix this.

Look. See?

I think it looks even better.

Kayleigh: Hello, King
Ty, I mean, citizen Ty.

Is that a headband?

Tyrannis: Go ahead
and make fun of it.

Kayleigh: No, I like it.

You could be like
a... an athlete.

Tyrannis: Or just a guy
with a terrible head wound.

Kayleigh: Ha! Oh, that's funny.

Ha! Citizen Ty, you're funny.

Tyrannis: Wait, that wasn't
mean or slyly disrespectful.

What's happening?
Kayleigh: I dunno.

You just seem less...
what's the word?

Joshua: Annoying!
Kayleigh: That's it.

Shelly: He does
seem less annoying!

Brutus: Are you doing
something different?

Are you being more relatable?

Tyrannis: Not that I'm aware of.

I mean, I'm just a
disgraced former king?

Joshua: Thaaaat's
what it is: former!

Tyrannis: So the
"disgraced" part doesn't

tip the scale either way.

[Bar crowd laughs]
[Tyrannis laughs]

Hippocampus: See
what's happening?

Tyrannis: They like me.

Hippocampus: Of course they do!

Tyrannis: I'm a man
of the people again.

Stupendous: Therrrre you go.

Tyrannis: Which means I can
get that crown back now!

Stupendous: Wherrree
ya headed now, though?

Tyrannis: I was right about
the will of the people

but wrong about the
way to secure it!

Stupendous: I think
you might be picking up

on the wrong lesson here.

Hippocampus: Yeah, come on,
Ty, what are you gonna do,

just have another vote?

And another? And another?

Let it go.

Tyrannis: No, these
people clearly

aren't ready for democracy.

What they'll respond to

is an old-school mandate.

Stupendous: No, Ty!
Tyrannis: I was thinking

about this all wrong.

I mean, Theseus, Oedipus.

They all did huge
kingly gestures.

Stupendous: What are you
thinking of doing, Ty?

Tyrannis: I don't know yet,
but these people like me.

I've got momentum now.
And by the time that

coronation is over,
I'll have my mandate!

Hippocampus: Wait. Theseus'
"huge kingly gesture"

was k*lling a monster.

Stupendous: And Oedipus'
was k*lling a dad!

Hippocampus and
Stupendous: Shlub is both!

Stupendous: Ty, wait!

Deliria: No, no, no,

I wanted it like this.

Do you see?

Now do it again.

Apollo: Deliria! Shrub!

I cannot wait for
this coronation.

Deliria: Apollo, always
lovely to see you,

but I'm afraid the
guest list is full.

Apollo: Full? You
can't do this to me!

Please don't do this to me!

Aphrodite: I don't even
know if coronations are

above us or beneath us,

but I demand to be included.

Apollo: Yeah! I
tried anger already!

Hermes: Yoohoo, hi, bestie.

I know you plucked my eye
out but I found it hilarious!

Athena: Hi, sl*t!
Aphrodite: Crap.

She's going for
sex-positive nicknames.

Hi, sl*t. I think
you're a sl*t, too.

Athena: Did you say Zeus
was gonna be around?

I'd love to say hi.
Haven't seen him in a bit.

Deliria: Oh, no,
just missed him.

I say this as a friend.
He actually asked

if you were coming,
and then he said,

"I just can't deal
with her right now."

Athena: No! Apollo: Do you see

what you did, Athena?

You scared Daddy away!

Shlub: Perfectly played.
Shall we get into position?

Deliria: What position
did you have in mind?

Oh, you mean for the coronation.

Shlub: Yes. Deliria:
It's just that

you often do double entendres.

Shlub: What are those?
They sound sexy.

Stupendous: I looked
everywhere. No Ty!

Hippocampus: I got
nothing. Wait! There!

Stupendous: Ty!

Kayleigh: What the hell?

Stupendous: Sorry,
Kayleigh, you look like Ty.

Kayleigh: Oh, thank
you! It's a cool look.

He made it cool, didn't he?

Joshua: We talking headbands?

Hippocampus: Dammit, this
is gonna be impossible.

[Fanfare playing]

[Crowd cheers]

Priest: Citizens of Krapopolis!

King Shlub and Queen Deliria...
Deliria: Goddess Queen.

Priest: Yes, Goddess
Queen Deliria,

have written their
own coronation vows.

Shlub: Good people
of Krapopolis.

You have chosen me as your king.

Deliria: And me as
your goddess queen.

Athena: Do you think that
gives her new powers?

Shlub: Good citizens,
we promise not to

work too hard, because mental
health is very important.

We promise to stay
true to ourselves,

which is mostly
drunk and horned up.

And we promise very little
else, other than food,

orgasms, and all
the infrastructure

and things like
that. [Crowd cheers]

Stupendous: Ty's still
out there somewhere.

Hippocampus: He's not
really gonna k*ll Dad.

Stupendous: Oh, I know he's
not. Cuz if it comes to it,

I'll k*ll him first.

Priest: And now, the
ceremonial items.

The royal robe.
The golden scepter.

The other golden scepter.

Hippocampus: He
gets two scepters?

Stupendous: One's
just ceremonial.

Hippocampus: What's
the other one for?

Stupendous: I guess
they're both ceremonial.

Priest: And now the
crown! Tyrannis: Halt!

That crown is rightfully mine!

Stupendous: Nooooooooo!

Tyrannis: Let the record show
that the audacious Tyrannis

valiantly swooped in and stole
the crown from his own father.

Joshua: Wait, you weren't
trying to k*ll him just then?

Tyrannis: No, I was
stealing the crown.

From my own father!
And by doing this

huge noteworthy stunt,
I have my mandate!

Kayleigh: Do you,
though? Tyrannis: Yes!

I'm your rightful king!

Kayleigh: You would be
if you had k*lled him.

[Stupendous grunting "No"]

Joshua: Yeah, slit his throat!

That's one way you could do it.

[Stupendous grunting "No"]

Joshua: All right! You go, girl!

Tyrannis: How about the fact
that I started this city?!

The fact that I came
up with the whole idea.

I shouldn't have even
needed to string a zipline

and make Scott practice it
with me for most of the night.

You should have voted for me
because I gave you everything!

Kayleigh: Yeah, but
he kept the bars open.

Tyrannis: Too bad.
I'm your king!

Joshua: Nah, we don't
acknowledge that.

Tyrannis: You will! Scott!

Scott: I guess I... probably...
need to go with him?

Tyrannis: "We don't
acknowledge that."

What the hell is
wrong with them?

I stole the crown.

Scott: Maybe they're just not

ready for your greatness.

Tyrannis: Thank god you see it.

Thank you for coming
with me, Scott.

Scott: Happy to follow you.

Especially because your mom

planned the coronation to end in

a fight to the death between

me and an ostrich.

Tyrannis: Oh, that
would have been cool.

But no matter.
I've got the crown.

And the legends are
going to start building.

These things always
take a bit to build.

You know what? I don't
have time to wait for that.

We build a fire. A massive fire,

as hot as a volcano. Then I,

wearing some sort
of protective suit,

emerge from the fire unscathed.

We'll have to figure
that part out.

Scott: That's a rock solid plan!

Tyrannis: Of course it is!

Child #1: I wanna be king!

Child #2: No, I wanna be king!

Child #1: You can't be king.

I'm bigger than you!

Child #2: Anyone can be king

if the people vote for them!

Child #1: Then
violence is wrong.

I lay down my sword.

Tyrannis: You there.
What's your name?

Child #1: The Future.
Tyrannis: I'm sorry, what?

Child #1: My name is
The Future, and his name

is The Wisdom of Children.

Tyrannis: Are you
kidding me right now?

Child #2: Our parents
are in a cult.

Tyrannis: Well, your
names are perfect because

you just showed me exactly

what I needed to see.

Scott, forget the fire stunt.

Scott: Yeah, it
was a tall order.

Tyrannis: My legacy
is guaranteed.

I'm the guy who
gave people hope.

And everyone will
remember me for that.

You'll all remember me,
right? What's my name?

Child #1: I wanna say, Marb?
Tyrannis: It's Tyrannis.

And I know what I have to do.

Child #1: Cut it out, Eugenics!

Tyrannis: And with that,
I relinquish my throne.

And to my father, the rightful,

popularly selected king,
I return the crown.

Shlub: Thanks, but
that's not necessary.

Tyrannis: No, Dad, I insist.

Deliria: It's not necessary
because I've already had

another, better crown made.

Did you really think I'd let
your father have one so dinky?

Tyrannis: I don't
know if it's dinky.

Deliria: Do you want
to do the honors?

Tyrannis: Uhh.
Whoa, that's heavy.

Deliria: Yes, it's pure gold.

[Crowd cheers]

Tyrannis: Mine had a little
gold in it, too, I think.

Before it scraped off.

Stupendous: You need a
calming belly rub, bro?

Tyrannis: Yes, please,
if you wouldn't mind.

[Crowd cheers]

Apollo: Some of us don't
even think Zeus was here.

Deliria: Oh?

Apollo: But the rest of us

are on the fence?

Athena: Just know this,
Deliria. We're watching you.

Deliria: Good. Glad to
have your full attention.

Hippocampus: You know what,
bro? For what it's worth,

you did finally create something

for this city that
actually worked.

As an inventor, I'm impressed.

Tyrannis: Thanks. I may not know

who I am if I'm not king,

but it means a great deal

to have my family by my side.

Stupendous: Yeah. Sorry
we almost k*lled you

because we thought you
were gonna k*ll Dad.

Tyrannis: You...
what was it now?

Hippocampus: I'll stop
it before it hurts you.

Just doing some tests on fear.

Are you scared?

Stupendous: Torturing
squirrels again, bro?

Hippocampus: It's not t*rture
if you have a control group!

[Whispers] You're next.

Stupendous: You
know, I feel like

I get you a lot better now.

Hippocampus: Oh,
yeah? How's that?

Stupendous: 'Cause
I've been spending

a lot of time with
this little guy.

Hippocampus: Hippo 2?!
Stupendous: Yeah. He's really

helped me understand
your whole thing.

Hippocampus: Oh, has
he? Stupendous: Yeah.

You two are so much alike.

[Hippo 2 coughing]

Hippocampus: Uh-huh. I thought
I destroyed that thing.

Stupendous: They're
really tough to k*ll.

Hippocampus: Wait
a minute. They?

Stupendous: Yeah, they've been

making more of each other.

Hippocampus: They've
been doing what?!

[Squirrel squeaking]

Hippocampus: Oops.
[Squirrel squeaking]

Hippocampus: Ugh. One to


[Hippo 2 grunting]

[Stupendous chuckles]

Two fishpeas in a bowlpod.

Dan Harmon: Did you
get any of that?

Voice: Bento.