06x09 - Bangers and Clash

[bunniefuu]

-Hold on,
Speedy Gonzalez.
-I am.

[Chris]
Previously on


Me and Brittany and Tammy
are here to meet
with the travel agent.

Y'all tell me what y'all wanna
know about England.

Here we go.
With the trip to London
coming up here real soon,

we have to get ready
for walking long distances.

I know.

Do you want to finish
the walk with us?

Tammy "overslept".

Maybe she's avoiding me,
but to be honest,

I don't have time
to worry about it.

Do you, boo-boo!

'Cause I'm over here
completely unbothered by you.

[Amanda]
Dry your eyes. I mean,
you're going to London,

the place
you've always wanted to go.

[Amy] I'm super excited
to go to London,

but I've never been away
from my boys this long.

I don't know
how I'm gonna handle it.

Do you think you and Amanda
can get along good enough

to survive the trip
without fighting?

If she don't say nothing,
I won't.

[Amy]
I know Tammy won't be able
to keep up with the walking,

so I don't know
how this is gonna go.

This vacation can make
or break our family.

It can either get us
back together,

or it can tear us apart
for good.

[Tammy speaking]

Today our whole
damn family is going to London
on our family vacation.

Amy is leaving her boys
for the first time.

Amanda and Tammy
are still at odds.

But all that being said,
we're all super excited,

and I'm just praying
that we all come back alive.

[flight attendant speaking]

[Amy]
To be honest, I don't know
how I'm gonna handle it.

Whoo! Jesus!

I don't know how in the world
I ended up in the middle seat.

Sorry, Tam.

I'm glad I have lost weight,
otherwise...

So it's pretty cool.

-Oh!
-What the hell
is that for?

Oh... [vocalizing]

[Amy] Oh, Lord.

[pilot]
We'll be landing shortly.
Welcome to London.

[Tammy speaking]

Not now.

Ooh.

Ready or not,
here we come, London.

[Tammy] Do you think London's
ready for us?

They ain't ready for us.

They better get ready for us.

Pinkies out!

Dukes up.

I don't know.

[flight attendant]
You just, uh, have
a lovely time in London.

I have never been
on an escalator

and I will never be
on an escalator again...

after that.

I don't like escalators

'cause I can't control
where I'm putting on my feet.

But this trip is all about me
being able to do stuff, and...

[Brittany speaking]

[Amanda speaking]

-[Chris] The same way
we fit in the plane.
-Very carefully.

Yo, watch your head.

I just smacked it.

Yes, you did.

It's pretty upscale
compared to what
we're used to.

It was so fancy.

-[Misty] Watch your head.
-[Amanda] I'm watching.

Okay, well, everybody, see.

Well, I'm 6' tall.
I can't help it.

Damn!

[Amy] It's pretty cool
that we can all sit
in this little cab altogether.

Before we had to take
like, three vehicles.

[chuckles]

Is it law
to wear seatbelts here?

It's totally up to you.

Thank you.
Do you drive safe?

-Of course.
-Can I see your credits? No.

[all laughing]

[Amanda speaking]

[Misty] No clue.

It's weird riding on this side
'cause we're on
the opposite side

as what we are at home.

-[Chris]
It's definitely different.
-[Misty] Yeah.

It is hard to believe
that we're actually here
in London.

Amy and I have always
dreamt of going to the U.K.

We love everything
about the British culture,

the accents
and they've got all the best
candies over there.

You fat as hell.

Don't even have
to be junk food,

that can be regular,
healthy food, but...

You ever eaten
British healthy food?

No, it doesn't.

-Where you guys from?
-America. Kentucky.

Ah, okay. So how come
you chose to come to London?

-Because it's part of our DNA,
like our ancestry.
-Heritage.

[Ross] Okay.

[Amy] Our mom always
told us we were related
to the Queen of England.

-Oh, really?
-[Amy] Yeah.

[chuckles] You never know.

[Ross] They said
that they're possibly
related to the Queen...

somewhere down the line.

I've heard that many times,

but first time
with someone
that was serious.

And they call this
a motorway?

-[Misty] A motorway.
-[Amanda] Yeah,
we call it interstate.

What else is different--
Oh, yards are
called gardens, not yards.

Yeah. And do you...
You say trash, don't you?

-[Misty] Trash.
-Yeah, we say rubbish.

-[Misty] Rubbish.
-[Amanda] Oh, okay.

And we... So...
So this part here
where the people walk,

-you call that sidewalk.
-[Brittany] Uh-huh.

[Ross] Yeah.
We call it a pavement.

-That's a sidewalk, honey.
-[all laughing]

[Amy]
Being around the folks,

I will probably end up
going into a British accent.

[in British accent]

[in American accent]
I lost it.

[both in British accent]

Hello?

Hello.

[in American accent]

[Ross] So we're coming
into Windsor now.

And you can
see Windsor Castle.

-[Amanda] Oh, man,
that is neat.
-[Brittany] Windsor Castle.

That's beautiful.

[all laughing]

[Misty] Do you think
the Queen ever come out
and ate at this little pub?

I doubt it very much.

[Amy speaking]

But still seems
surreal to be here.

I don't think I'm going
to believe it until
I see the Queen.

Hey, Ross, is there
a place that we can pull over

and we can take
maybe a few photos
up there by the castle maybe?

[Ross] Yeah. Of course.

We can come out
on this... on the
right-hand side.

Now, Tammy will
have to get out
on the other side.

She will not be able
to come across.

Can you make it across, Tammy?

She can
if she rolls the seat up.

-Yeah. Okay.
-It's going to be quite
a steep, um...

-She has a hard time
getting out.
-Yeah, of course. Yeah.

[Amanda]
I definitely am worried
about Tammy.

It doesn't matter
that I'm mad at her.

She's still my little sister,
and I'll be damned
if I'm going to let

something happen to any of us
while we're over here,
if I have any control over it.

-[Chris] That thing's huge.
-[Amanda] Yes, it is.

[Chris speaking]

[Brittany] It's huger?

Well, nobody said
her English was very good.

[Amy] I like Windsor Castle.

It was very cool
to see it actually up close
and not over the telly.

It was one of the...

[Amanda] Why can't we go up
and take a picture
in the entrance there?

[Amy chuckles]

Tammy?

[Brittany] Where'd
your brother go?

Would you want to sit down
while we walk up there?

[Tammy speaking]

[Amy] Where's Tam?

[Chris] She walked back
because she said
she couldn't make it up here.

She's tired.

[grunts]

[Amy] I don't know
what's going on with her,

but this is like
a dream come true for me.

So, you know,
I've been dreaming
of this day forever.

So kind of
my dream came true.

Hey, can I take
a picture with y'all?

[Amanda] Amy,
we're in a foreign country.

-[Brittany] God!
-[bleep]

She's loud.

Could I take
a picture with y'all?

Like, right here?

Right here.

Yeah. We can take
a picture right here. Yeah.

He said it was okay.

Amy sees these guards
and she starts,
"Can I take a picture?"

And I'm like, "b*tch,
we are in a foreign country.

Stop all that
damn hollering.

Get your act right
out your pocket

and hold on tight
to that [bleep]."

[Amy] Well,
get the castle in it.

All right.

[Chris] It was just
a 300-yard walk to the gate,

and Tammy
was absolutely wore out.

Is her mobility better?

A thousand times better
than it used to be.

But her endurance sucks.

So I'm worried about her
actually keeping up.

Maybe she's just not ready
for this trip at all.

[loud clattering]

You really broke it!

[bleep]

[Amy] That's probably
a 1,000-year-old
chair you broke.

Ah, b*tch!

You just took my finger out.

Damn,
can't take y'all nowhere.

Have you found any connection
to the royal family?

I gave Amy and Tammy's
family tree a good,
solid shake,

and what fell out It
was one of the biggest
events in history.

Shut the hell up.

-Oh, wow.
-[Amanda]
Shut the front door, bro!

-Wow.
-Are you serious?

I'm serious!

[Chris]
Last night, as soon as we got
to the hotel, we were so beat.

We all just went to bed.

I slept so hard that
the damn building around me
could have fell

and I wouldn't have known
a damn thing.

This morning
we decided to meet
in the lobby of the hotel

to see what activity
we can all agree on to do

'cause everybody
is absolutely worn out.

-Hey, y'all.
-How are y'all feeling today?

I could use
another cup of coffee.

-[Amy] Mmm-hmm.
-Has anybody been
extremely gassy over here?

I stay gassy,
so it don't matter.

I actually had
two doodies today, that's...

That's unusual.

London gives me diarrhea.

Okay.

You got something
to tell me?

I think
we should get on a bus,
take a tour, maybe.

What do y'all think
about that?

I definitely feel like
the tour bus
would be a good thing.

-We'll get a lot of things in.
-[Amy] We can
rest you knee, and--

It'll give us time to rest.

And we might be able to get
in touch with the genealogist.

He's actually doing
the research right now.

We just got to meet up
with him.

Please.

So the genealogist
from the States
got me in touch

with a genealogist
here in the U.K.,

and I heard
he found something big.

I don't know what it is yet,
but if we are related
to Elizabeth...

[bleep]

-I just really want us
to have a good time.
-[Amanda] I think we will.

And it doesn't matter
what we do...

as long as we have
a good time as a family.

-[loud snap]
-Oh.

What just happened?

-[Tammy] The back
of the chair.
-Did you break it?

You broke the chair!

-Get off of it!
-I don't know what happened.

[loud snap]

You really broke it!

The arm came off.

[Amanda] I sat down on
this chair and I mean,

I didn't think
nothing about it.

I don't know
if I moved my hands
the wrong way or what,

but the back just
goes completely out
from underneath me.

Hold up.
We got to hit
the whole...

[Brittany] They probably
got cameras.

Ah, b*tch.

You just took my finger out.
Back it up.

Jesus! Take the wheel!

I'm dead!

I'm dead and buried.

[bleep]

That's probably
a 1,000-year-old
chair you broke.

[Misty]
Get your big a*s out of it,
so he can fix it.

-I'm trying to hold it.
-[Chris] You're pushing
down on it.

-Yeah, don't touch it no more.
-Crisis averted.

Crisis averted.

Damn!
Can't take y'all nowhere.

[Chris]
Well, we might be tired,

but this is a once
in a lifetime trip,

so let's make
the most of it as we can.

So far everything seems to be
going well with the family.

As long as Amanda
keeps her distance...

Fingers crossed.

I'm ready to see London.

-Yep.
-So let's go.

-Let's do this.
-Hell yeah.

Let's go!

-What are we doing?
-I'm looking for the bus.

Where are we supposed to go?

Even though today
we're going
to take a bus tour,

there will still be
a whole lot of walking.

And after the little situation
we had at Windsor,

I'm worried about Tammy
being able to keep up.

So I went ahead
and got her...

[Amy] London Express.

[Chris] There we go.

-[Amy] Tammy--
-Hey, Tammy, slow down.
Wait for us.

[all chuckling]

She hasn't heard that
in her whole life.

[Tammy] Man,
having a mobility scooter
was really nice.

Now these b*tches
got to keep up with me. Bye!

[Chris] There's our bus.

This is where
we're getting it.

So I don't think I'm gonna
be able to do that step.

I don't know
about those, either.

Well, just get over here
and try.

When Tammy is saying
she's gonna
get up them stairs,

I'm thinking, oh, hell,
we ain't got no crane.

That's a good-sized step
even for me.

-You've got both the poles
to hold on to.
-Yeah.

All right,
I'll be up behind you.

So if you fall,
you can fall on me.
I'm pretty cushionable.

[Tammy speaking]

They're not too bad.

[Chris] Come on!

[Tammy speaking]

You're damn right I will.

This is one chance
of a lifetime.

-Come on.
-[Amanda] You got it,
Tammy. You got it.

[Tammy] I can't. It's too--
It's too much.

-It's too high.
-[Chris] Come on,
you can do this.

[grunts, bleep]

[Tammy]
I almost let my fears
get the best of me.

But with Chris' help,
I made it to the top.

I need more confidence
in myself 'cause literally
I can do stuff...

that I don't think I can.

So... Who knows
what else I can do next?

Oh, here we go.

-[all cheering]
-[all speaking indistinctly]

[shouting]

These old buildings
are so cool.

-[Tammy] They are.
-[Misty] I absolutely
love them.

-And so far--
-Man, all these daggone doors
confuse the heck out of me.

No, I just meant
all the different
random doors in general.

Riding around in London
is a lot different
from being at home.

A lot of the buildings
in London...

So it's a little difficult
to figure out
which door to go into.

Hey! Hey, there!

Hey. How are you?

Hey, cup your hand just
a little bit. There you go.

Hello.

[Amanda] The screams...

Hello! How are you?

-[Tammy] Amy!
-[Misty] Oh, my God.

[Misty speaking]

[Amy speaking]

[Amy] I'm just excited
to see everything.

I want to see everything,
I want to do everything,
I want to touch everything.

[bleep]

[rain pattering]

Oh, man.

The double decker bus
is really cool,
but it was cold,

and that wind
was like ice hitting you.

Oh, Lord!

And then it starts raining.

-Whoa!
-Oh, Jesus!

That wind, boy!

-And then you're cold and wet,
and...
-[vehicle revving]

God damn, people!

Sorry.

[Tammy] Whoo!

What was I talking
about again?

[bus driver speaking]

[Amy speaking]

[bus driver speaking]

-[Brittany speaking]
-[Amanda] The architecture
is just gorgeous.

I don't know
who lives in this palace,
but I wish I did.

They're doing the...
The g*n thing.

Can we go in there or no?

[Amy] We can't go past
the gates to go see
the dudes in the weird hats.

But we did talk
to some guards.

[Amy speaking]

[guard] Not yet.

[Amanda] We'll join you.
We'll go have a cup of tea
with you.

What time is teatime?

[Amy] Y'all are spoiled.

Look at you.

[Amanda] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Especially holding
those things.

[Amy speaking]

Oh!

Here, chicky, chicky.

[Amy speaking]

No, they're chicken.

[Amy speaking]

He's pretty.

I don't think I've ever seen
a pigeon in Kentucky.

But they are pretty birds.

And I'm not used to seeing
one so close up, I guess.

[Amy speaking]

[bleep]

-[Amanda] All right, guys.
-[Chris] All right, y'all.
We've got more things to see.

-So y'all ready to
head on down the road?
-Let's head back to the bus.

[Misty]
Can we buy a souvenir?

[Amy]
I want to get the boys this.

I have to.

[Amy] London is so cool.
I mean, the sights,
the sounds...

The smell is not that great,
but It is wonderful here.

I've never been this far away
from my babies before.

Just thinking about it...

But...

How about we go
somewhere for traditional
English food?

Well, we'll see.
We'll get ahold of him

and see if he can meet us
somewhere good for dinner.

[Amy speaking]

I'm nervous, but excited
at the same time.

[Tammy speaking]

[Misty] Amy, have you talked
to the boys today?

Oh, Lord,
this might be really bad.

[Misty] I miss my husband,
my dog, my kids.

[Tammy]
Once Amy gets started crying,
no telling what could happen.

[Chris] Let's go get
something to eat, y'all.

Tonight for supper we are
going to try some authentic
British home cooking.

Soul food from Britain.

And then we'll be meeting
with a genealogist
here later on tonight.

Is there a menu
or something?

-It's right on the menu.
-[Amanda] Is that the menu?

Okay, then I guess
we'll have that.

We all ordered the same thing,
which is pretty much
a meat pie

with mashed potatoes
and this parsley gravy.

It's just like peas.

They were real
mashed potatoes, though.

[whimsical music playing]

Is it any good?

That gravy was... Ew!

I still can taste it. Ugh.

And they're taters.

What the [bleep]?
No butter, nothing.

It was just a mashed tater
with no flavor, no salt,
no pepper, no nothing.

Hi, Brad.

-I'm Amy.
-You must be Amy.

-Yep.
-You told me
you had blue hair.

Oh, yeah, that's the only way
people recognize me.

[laughs]

[Chris] Now
that the genealogist
is here,

hopefully, we can put
this myth to rest about being
kin to the Queen of England.

Because I think that's
the biggest crock of [bleep]

I ever heard
in my life.

I've got a great story
to tell you.

Now in order to come back
to family here,

we had to go
almost 500 years back.

-[Amanda] Dang.
-Wow.

One of your ancestors
was a guy
called Sir Thomas Clark,

born 1520s.

And if there's a sir,
that means they were a knight.

-Wow.
-Wow.

Finding out
that there's a knight
in the family,

it's clearly [bleep].

I've always wanted to put on
a real knight's armor.

And walk, clank around.

It could be a rusty one.
I don't give a damn.

[laughing]

Have you found any connection
to the royal family from us?

We haven't found it yet.

...he probably came
from nobility at some point.

A couple of generations back,
there may well
have been royalty.

[Amy] Wow.

I knew we had some big heads
for a reason.

Speak for yourself.

[laughing]

Now, Sir Thomas Clark's
grandson was a guy
called John Clark.

And he was your nine times
great-grandfather.

And he was a pilot,
a ship's pilot.

-You say a ship?
-Yeah.

-Like ocean, not an airplane?
-Yeah.

Well, not in 1575.

-There were no planes.
-[Misty] Yeah.

[Amanda] Yeah, well,
I'm blonde. Don't worry.

[all laughing]

-I think it's the jetlag.
-I think it's just her
being her.

-Yeah, I agree with Chris.
-Blonde roots run deep.

Or the chemicals
are getting to me.

Now what a pilot does
is, sure, they have
some navigational skills,

so they navigate
by the stars.

But what they are really
good at is getting you
in and out of port.

They're really important
in terms of the safety

of the crew
and the passengers.

[Amy speaking]

That's like a GPS.

[chuckles]

So I want to fast forward
to 1620.

And there's a guy in command
of a ship who needs to go
to America.

And so he employs John Clark
as the second-in-command
and pilot.

When I was doing
the research,

I gave Amy
and Tammy's family tree
a good, solid shake.

And what fell out
was one of the biggest events
in American history.

So it's summer 1620...

and they're getting
on that ship.

The name of that ship...

-is the Mayflower.
-Shut the hell up.

-Oh, wow.
-[Amanda] Shut
the front door, bro.

-Wow.
-Are you serious?

I'm serious.

Our people
was on the Mayflower?

That is surprising.

[Chris] So our nine times
great-grandfather

brought the Pilgrims
over to the United States.

[Brad] He helped them land
at Plymouth Rock.

I mean,
this is what the guy did.

I just can't believe
that there is this connection
to this story.

-[Amanda] That's very
interesting, you know.
-[Misty] Yeah, it is.

[Amanda] Our childhood
wasn't all that great,
you know.

Amy might have filled you in
a little bit,

but it's definitely nice
to know that we have roots

and that we belong somewhere
and that our people

were good people
and important people.

It's nice to know
where you come from.

[sweeping instrumental
music playing]

I called it. I knew we were
related to somebody important.

Do you know how brave he had
to be to go out into the world
of the unknown

and pilot this ship,
and to land
in a foreign country

where they don't
know anybody?

And it's kind of like us.

We've overcome some odds

that were definitely stacked
so high
against each one of us,

and we have arrived.

I found
his baptismal record here
from 1575.

This baptism took place
about three miles
south of here,

And just around the corner
from the church
is a pub called The Mayflower.

There has been a pub there,
that pub, in operation
since the 1500s.

-Oh, wow.
-My people could have drank
and ate that pub.

I'm almost certain
that was his local pub.

[Amanda] You know,
it'd be fun to go there.

Let's find the place
and then take a picture
in front of it.

-Just kind of walk
where our ancestors walked.
-That would be really...

That would be good on a--

-[Amanda] That would be good.
-[Misty] Yes.

Saturday. We don't have
a lot going on.

I'm going to leave these
with you so you can take
a look at them.

-[Amanda] Thank you so much.
-Thank you very much.

-[Misty] Thank you very much.
-It's lovely to meet
all of you.

[Amy] I don't know
what's cooler,

thinking that we might
be related
to the king and queen

or knowing 100%
we're descendants
of the Mayflower.

I'll take it.

-[Misty] Are y'all
ready to head out?
-Yes, I'm ready to go.

I think we might
be on track

to have
the best family vacation
of our lives.

Nobody's cried.
Nobody's gone to jail yet.

As a matter of fact,
Amanda and Tammy

have been halfway friendly
with each other.

So, God willing that the creek
don't rise,

my idea to bring
the family back together
might just be working.

Traditional English desert
of ours. A Spotted d*ck.

[whimsical music playing]

-What?
-Oh, my God.

-Spotted d*ck.
-d*ck?

Yes.

This d*ck is the best thing
I ate in London so far.

Yep, looks like we're here.

This is our second day
in London...

Hello, my loves.
You guys ready
for a good time?

-Oh, yeah.
-[Chris] Yeah.

Okay.

[bleep]

[Chris] It's a roller coaster
for Tammy.

[Amy] How are ya?

[Tammy] Sorry.

[Amy] It's like
an underground museum

for the real deep
and down dirty history
of London.

Because there is dead people
down there.

...to me,
this is right up my alley.

-Somebody whack her a*s!
-Don't whack my a*s!

I might fart.

[Chris] We need this back
home in Kentucky
to keep her under control.

[Amy] At the end of the tour,
we go over to this dining area

so we can try
traditional English dessert.

Okay.

I'm doing my best
to get through this place

without breaking something
or wrecking.

Wait.

Then back it up
that way.

Okay, stop.

That b*tch in that scooter
is an accident
waiting to happen.

See?

-[Amy] Uh-oh.
-A traditional
English dessert of ours.

A Spotted d*ck.

[whimsical music playing]

-What?
-Oh, my God.

-Spotted d*ck.
-d*ck?

-d*ck.
-Spotted d*ck?

A Spotted d*ck is
a traditional English dessert.

It's a lovely sponge
with currants and raisins.

And the custard
is traditionally
poured over the top,

which is a vanilla cream,
which is quite nice and tasty.

Have y'all ever seen
a d*ck that long?

-I haven't.
-[Amanda] The girth
on that thing.

Look.

With everybody
making all the d*ck jokes,

I think Brittany
is kind of uncomfortable.

-[gasps]
-[chuckles]

Do you like Spotted d*ck?

[cackling]

I'll take it all.

Mmm. That's good.

That was surprising.

This is good.

This d*ck is the best thing
I ate in London so far.

That d*ck tasted good.
It wasn't too sweet.

-[Amanda] The cream
is the best part.
-It was perfect.

-Not so sweet.
-When you get the cream
in your mouth,

that's when you know
you've made it.

[laughing]

I named my kids
after horror characters.

Wow, well, certainly,
you're in the right place

because we've got all sorts
of things that go bump
in the night down here.

We have a cursed painting.

Would you like to see it?

-I would.
-I'm game.

-I'm gonna step away.
-I absolutely respect that.

Come on, baby.

Here comes the painting.

[Amy] What's wrong?

I'll touch it, hell.
I ain't scared.

[Tammy] I can't explain
how our abilities work.

It's just feelings we get.

Sometimes I can...
I can either get a flash
that will come in my head,

like a random number
or a word or something.

Sometimes I would smell
something like oatmeal cookies
in her house.

[stomach growls]

Apparently, I need
an oatmeal cookie.
[snorts]

[Amy] She got stabbed
in the kidney.

That's how she died.
She got stabbed.

I was just about to say
she was m*rder*d.

We don't know much
about the painting itself.

[laughing] [bleep]
You all just make [bleep] up
as you go.

[bleep] I'm just going
to sit here and keep playing
with the Spotted d*ck.

[laughing]

Could you get me some...
a box so I can take
some d*ck in the box?

I have no d*ck in my hotel.

I'm more than happy
to put a bit of d*ck in a box
for you.

[laughs]

Spotted d*ck in a box
to take away.

It's something that I've never
been asked for before.

It's a, um... Don't know
how to quite answer

that one,
to be honest with you.

As you can see
I'm a little bit embarrassed.

Um, but she wanted
to take away in a box,
so I was happy to do for her.

[Amanda] I think they're going
to bring it to us up front.

[Amy speaking]

[Amanda] I don't think so.
They don't want your a*s
staying around that long.

[whimsical music playing]

I believe this tea
is this way.

[Chris] This is the third day
in London,

and there's no point
in being in London

and not enjoying high tea
one time,

which is really
just snack time
for rich people.

I want to try
this strawberry tea.

I'll have the lemon.

Okay. I would like
some cinnamon tea.

I would like a Coke.

-Is that regular or diet?
-Regular.

Of course, Amy has
to be the different one.

We're there to drink tea...

She's putting honey
in her Coke.

And then she goes and
pours honey in it, which...

[Chris speaking]

the sandwiches
would be chicken salad.

And instead of ham,
I'd have to go in and
throw some...

-And then I would--
-Tomato and Miracle Whip.

-No butter.
-[Chris] We got no butter
on the cheese sandwiches.

And probably some pulled
pork sandwiches on there, too.

-Just because we've had--
-[Amanda] Yeah.

That's because
it takes a lot.

-Either one of y'all want
some of my almond, orange...
-[Misty] Some of my what?

Here, give me a bite.
You want a bite
of my cheesecake?

It just so happens that Amanda
is sitting right next to Tammy

and they start trying
each other's dessert,

which is damn near unheard of
for the last six months,

because they couldn't even
stand to be in the same room
with each other.

So it's either one
or two things.

The beef is starting
to be squashed

or both of
their inner fat kid
has took over

and they just want to try
a little bit of everything.

And I'm going
to leave it at that

because you talk about it
too much, and it's going
to ruin a good thing.

[Brittany] Amy, have you
talked to the boys today?

[Amanda] Amy.
Are you all right?

It's been three days
here in the UK,

and I'm missing my boys
every single second.

I've been trying
to keep it together,

but my babies
are my everything.

It's just hard.

[producer] It's okay.

[Chris] We're all tired.

I miss my grown kids.
I miss my man.
I miss my bed.

[Tammy] Oh, Lord.

I mean, I kind of understand
where she's coming from,

but at the same time,
this might be even really bad,

because we all know
once Amy gets started crying
or when she's pissed off,

it's hard to get her
to calm back down

and then no telling
what could happen.

[Amanda] Everybody chill out.

I ain't even done nothing
and y'all are getting on me
for [bleep].

Amy, quit acting
like a baby.

[upbeat music playing]

Y'all think this
is the building
he was baptized in?

[Chris] That's the church.

[Amy] It's kind of cool
that we're here

and we're walking
the footsteps of our ancestor.

Our nine times great-grandpa
was like the navigator,

second-in-command
of the Mayflower.

How many people
can honestly say that [bleep]?

The navigator
has the most important job.

He has to navigate his way
through rocks

and glaciers
and stuff like that.

Navigating the sea
by the stars in the sky,

Dun-dun-dun.

[Misty] Are y'all hungry yet?

[Tammy] Yeah, a little bit.

[Amy] Why don't we stop
at The Mayflower and eat?

Here we go.

Bouncing up and down
in my little red wagon.

[Brittany] This is
The Mayflower, y'all.

[Amy] Today we're going
to the pub where,

apparently, my great, great,
great, whatever, grandpa

went to go drink.

[Misty] Short people first.

-So we're going
upstairs, right?
-Yeah.

[Chris] This is so cool.
This is a true pub feeling.

Part of the reason
we come here

is because
of the historical value
from our genealogy.

And the second reason
is because we're fat
and hungry

and want some
fish and chips.

Now the way it's set up
is the bar is downstairs.

And the restaurant
is upstairs.

[Brittany] Don't look up.

[Amanda] Jesus. Oh, wow.

[Chris] As I see the stairs,

I'm really worried about
if Tammy is gonna be able
to make it to the very top.

[Amy] We just gonna inch up.

[Chris] She's already endured
multiple sets of stairs
this week

and probably put in
more steps
in one solid week

than she has
in the last 30 years.

[Tammy] I'm getting weak.
I don't know if
I can get there.

-I'm trying, though.
-[Amanda] You're okay.

-You're okay, Tammy.
-I can't.

[Amanda]
Just take a moment.

[Chris] Now stop and rest.

I don't really...

I know. Come on.

-[Misty]
You almost got it, sis.
-One more.

[Misty] You're doing great.

[Chris] Two more, girl.
We got this.

Sorry.

[Amanda] I feel
like that two...

Tammy, you can tell
those stairs really hurt her
getting up it.

I mean, she got to the top
and she was just crying
because it hurt so bad.

Well, we all made it
up the stairs.
That's a good thing, Tammy.

-Good job, baby.
-You're okay.

We'll sit up here
as long as you need.

That should have
never happened.

-They should have had
us downstairs.
-Amy.

-[Misty] No, that's too...
-Amy...

Whatever. I'll just won't
[bleep] talk the rest
of the [bleep] day.

Stop.

I understand places like this,
like centuries old,

they didn't have
wheelchairs back then.

They didn't care
if you were handicapped.

But it just pissed me off
because she was crying.
She was in pain.

-What?
-I scratched my hand again.
I didn't have it a while ago.

[Amy speaking]

[Amanda] Amy, let it go.

We are
in a different country...

-...and we got people
here looking.
-Respect's [bleep] respect.

-That was no respect to me.
-You're not [bleep] either.

-No, she's not.
-[Amanda] Everybody chill out.

Man, I'm about to leave
if y'all keep getting
on me. [bleep]

-I ain't even done nothing.
-[Amanda] Just stop.

-I ain't even done nothing.
-Okay.

Y'all are getting onto me
for [bleep].

I had shushed her
because Tammy was fine.
She was hurting.

I mean, if she ain't bitching
about it, why you bitching?

And all I'm thinking is,
b*tch, you are overseas.
You are not in your country.

We're here to, you know,
prove that our bloodline

was traced back
to this very building.

And I mean,
it's a special moment,

and for people to see us
that way in another country,
it's kind of embarrassing.

-You're okay.
-I just won't [bleep] talk.

[Misty] Amy,
quit acting like a baby.

Sis, don't.

I ain't [bleep] talking.
You can have it.

-Amy, come on.
-Nope.

[Tammy] I'm kind of
embarrassed.

I get Amy was trying
to protect me,

but at the same time...

[Amanda] Go with her. She does
not need to be on the streets
by herself.

I left in Florida.

Somebody else can take it.

[Amy speaking]

I'll go.

I'm just pissed off because,
like, damn, I let y'all talk,
why can't y'all let me talk?

Like sometimes,
I might act stupid and stuff,

but my words
are important, too.

-[Chris] Calm down, Amy.
-No, it's [bleep] on me.

-[Chris] Who's--
-And I only said one thing

-and y'all [bleep]...
-[Chris] Nobody
gettin' on to you.

-[Chris] Amy.
-[Amy] I'm done.

-[Chris] Amy, come on.
-[Amy] I mean it this time.
I'm done.

[Chris] Next time on


[Amanda] Tammy...

Even though me and you
get into it,
I love you very much.

And I would give
my life for you.

[Chris] It's the big day.

I'm finally getting
my skin removal surgery.

Amanda said it was worse
than anything
she ever dealt with.

[Chris speaking]

[photographer] Yeehaw!
Look at you, girl.

I've decided to create
an online dating profile.

It's time to move on
with my life.

Hang on while I photograph
that fat a*s.

[laughing]

Dr. Turner referred me
to a specialist in Pittsburgh.

I'm nervous as [bleep].
I'm not ready to do this.

One of the reasons
that you're here

is because we handle
more complex cases.

There's something
I haven't told my doctors yet.

And it could mess up
the chances
of having skin removal.