01x02 - Do Fish Fart?

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Intro

hi I'm Nina and I'm here to answer all

your questions because I know everything

what is sleep let me just get on my

answer machine oh wait it's right

here Mom I'm a vegetarian now our first

tweet comes from danger 6000 and he asks

Nina do fish fart first thing you should

know about fish is that they can't talk

with their

mouth how do fish communicate well they

Do Fish Fart

create little bubbles in their bellies

and when they want to get somebody's

attention they give a little squeeze and

pop out comes a sound so yes fish you

fart but for them that's how they say

hello I'd like you to meet my fish for

example this is Tucker and he's quite

chatty today probably that bean burrito

fish food I gave him last night I'm

going to have to clean this fish bowl oh

just got another tweet from danger my

brother says fishes burp they don't

fart what I know so our next tweet comes

from cat

ninja yeah whole name she asks where did

teachers go after school where did

Teacher Secrets

teachers go so many Secrets after school

once the coast is clear they crawl under

their desk where there's a small trap

door

here the door leads to an underground

tunnel system each teacher wears a long

velvet cape and carries a torch cool

Cape am I right they travel by foot for

almost 10 miles until they reach a river

Snake River a river filled with sleep

sleeping snakes each teacher must swim

across without waking one single snake

most teachers don't make it so that's

why we have substitutes but for those

who do they spend the night figuring out

ways to t*rture children through

homework cat ninja just tweeted me back

I think most teachers go home what well

of course I know that I knew that so our

last tweet comes from piano

hands and she asks what should I get for

my friend Nikki's birthday happy

birthday Nikki

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congratulations well this doesn't

work if I knew Nikki and I feel like I

do this is the year she's going to make

something of her life of herself Nikki

is a smart girl you got to think outside

the box with this girl two options a

handwritten book that details your

predictions on her life very sentimental

sentimental

Outro

or this unicorn speaker I'd go with the

Unicorn speaker dance

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party piano hands just tweeted me Nikki

is a

boy what of course I knew that I knew

that I knew that I know all right that's

all we have for this week tweet me your

questions that know it all Nina because

I know everything

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for those who do this

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