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02x04 - Episode 4

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "007: Road to a Million". Aired: 10 November 2023 – present.*
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Hosted by Brian Cox, it features nine teams of two competing in a race to win £1 million each through a series of spy-themed challenges.

02x04 - Episode 4

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[slow heartbeat]

[sirens wailing,
horns honking in distance]

[door opens]

[Dylan] Hello?

[Sofia] Six pairs are
in the building, sir.

Half are in the basement,
and the other half are in the cells.

[Controller] Good.
Let me speak to the ones in the cells.

-[speaker whines]
-[Controller] Welcome.

I'm not gonna tell you where you are.

[Jamilah inhales]

It's classified.

I've decided to separate you
from your partners.

For the first time,

you're on your own.

So, Ricky,

how are you holding up?

Been better.

I need to find my mate.
I need to find Nod.

Don't wanna be doing this on my own.

[Controller] Missing your sister, Maiya?

I rely on Cat for a lot.

But I still know that I can do
what needs to be done.

[Controller] Your dad says
he wants to see you fly, Dylan.

Can you?

I've had a very sheltered existence
up until now.

[Dylan]
But I'm capable of coping with danger.

I'll show you.

[Controller] Feeling confident, Alex?

I didn't come here
to finish second, third or fourth.

Why bother?

[Alex] I will do my best to succeed.

I'll do whatever it takes,
so that we can progress in this process.

We're barely getting started.

[Controller] Okay.

Your mission.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Sofia] This building has multiple rooms
containing information on your opponents.

You need to find the information
and memorise it.

The first set of intelligence

is on a computer
secured in a locked vault.

-Okay.
-[Cat shouting in distance] Maiya!

-[Cat shouting] Maiya, can you hear me?
-Cat?

I'm in a room with rats!

[Cat sighs]

[shouting] Ricky!

My hands are tied. I've got
a massive snake in here with me.

-[hissing]
-[Controller] Time to make a choice.

Try and find your partner and release them

to take on the vault together.

[shouting] Ricky!

The quicker I get outta this
and find him, the better.

Or go straight to the vault and try
and access the information on your own.

[Asaad shouting] Jamilah!

There's a tarantula on my chest.

[quietly] Ahh, Asaad.

He hates spiders.

[shouting] Alex!

-[Controller] Make your choice quickly.
-[Dan shouting] Dylan!

[Controller] The vault is rigged
with high expl*sives.

-[Ricky] Mate.
-[shouting] Shelley!

Set to detonate in 15 minutes.

[computers beeping]

[James Bond Theme plays]

-[tablet beeping]
-[tense music playing]

Right, let's get these ropes off.
I've gotta get to my boy.

-[Noddy in distance] Ricky!
-Come on, mate.

-The snake's moving. Hurry up, please.
-I'm coming, mate.

Don't worry. Just gotta get
these bloody ropes off first.

Shelley!

[Shelley] Oh, my God. I'm coming!

You need to come and get me!

[Maiya] I don't know
if I can get her out easily.

-And to be honest…
-Maiya!

…she can survive with rats.

[Cat] Now the rat has weed on me.

[shouting] You will survive!

[sighs]

Cat, we don't have time!
I can do it on my own.

-[grunts] Oh, mate.
-[Noddy in distance] Come on, hurry up!

[Ricky] Yeah, I've got you, bruv.
Don't worry.

-[Noddy] Come on, mate!
-How do I get out of here?

-There's gotta be a way out somewhere.
-[Noddy] Can you hear me?

There's gotta be a way
out of here somewhere.

[shouting] Rick? It's Noddy.
I'm down here. Follow my voice.

-What's this?
-Rick?!

-Ricky!
-There's gotta be a way out, surely.

[Noddy] Follow the sound of my voice!

[Ricky] I'm coming, mate. Don't worry.

[shouting] Dylan!
You need to come and save me, Dylan!

[Dylan] The logical decision is
to not save him…

-Can you hear me, Dylan?
-…go for the vaults.

He's fine. It's just a tarantula.

It's looking straight at me!

[sighs] Of course,
he's gonna hate me for that.

[shouting] Alex!

[Rob in distance] Alex?!

-Alright. Relax, Rob.
-Alex, can you hear me?

[shouting] Yes, I can hear you!

I've got to untie myself first.

[Rob shouting indistinctly]

[Noddy shouting] Rick! Follow my voice!

I need you to get me out!

-[Ricky] Oh, I'm coming, mate.
-Ricky!

-Jesus.
-[Noddy] I think it's a python.

I don't want to upset him. I'm saying
"him", it might be a her. Sorry.

-[sloshing]
-[Ricky grunts]

Ahh, what is that, mate?

[groans]

That's so slippy. [grunts]

Ahh, that is grim.

[grunts intensely]

This has gotta be the way out.

Rick, whatever you're doing,
keep going, mate.

[breathing heavily]
It's gotta be this way.

Nod, keep shouting! I can hear you!

[Noddy shouting]
Keep coming! Keep coming, Rick!

Follow the sound of my voice, mate!

There's a snake.
You're gonna have to undo these zip ties.

-Don't worry about that.
-Ah, that's it.

-There you go. Let's go.
-Where we going?

[Ricky] We've gotta get to the vault.
This way.

No, no, keep going to the end.
I came out of here.

-[Noddy] Sweet.
-There's sludgy crap at the bottom.

You just gotta go through it. Turn right,
and then go all the way to the end.

[Noddy grunts heavily]
All the way to the end, yeah?

[Ricky] Keep going. Just keep going.
We gotta find this vault, mate.

-[Asaad shouting] Jamilah!
-Coming, bro!

-Jam, come on!
-Yes!

-Please!
-I'm coming!

-[Jamilah] Mate.
-Come on.

-I've had...
-Why are you moving so slow?

Why are you shouting so much?
I heard you the first time!

-[Asaad] Oh, my God.
-Do you want us to take it off you?

Yeah. Make sure you push him
away from my face.

You got it?

-[quietly] Yeah, I've got it.
-Oh, my G...

-[exhales]
-[Jamilah] Right, we've gotta go.

-[Asaad claps hurriedly] Let's go.
-Oh, I know the way!

[Asaad groans] What is this?
I'm not built for these small pla...

-Which way did you go?
-[Jamilah] What?

-Jam, I've came in the wrong way.
-What?

-Ah, I shouldn't have came feet first.
-[Jamilah laughs]

-[Asaad grunting]
-[beeping]

[Cat] Maiya!

-[Cat in distance] Get me out!
-[Maiya grunts] I'm sorry, Cat!

You will be fine!

Okay, okay.

Okay.

[panting]

So I've found the vault.
How do I get into…

[Sofia] Maiya's at the vault, sir.
It's taken her just over seven minutes.

[breathing heavily]

Wait, "door release".

[release buzzes]

-[release buzzes]
-Oh, no, I need two.

I need her to hold it,
but I can't get her out.

I don't know where she is.

Okay. Okay.

-[tablet beeping]
-[Ricky] "Door release".

[Noddy] There's one on this side.
Do it at the same time. On three.

-1, 2, 3, push.
-[door clatters]

-[Noddy] Let's go.
-Alright, go on. Mate, we don't rush.

-We don't panic, yeah?
-It's done. Let's do this.

[Sofia] Vault open.

[Ricky] Apparently,
there's vital info in here.

[Sofia] Intelligence accessed:
the motivation to win one million pounds.

-[Ricky] Jamilah and Asaad, mate.
-[Sofia] Listen carefully and memorise.

[Jamilah on laptop] The opportunity
of winning a million, that is

next level. Imagine the life
that we could give our families.

[Jamilah] I have a 15-year-old son
called Khalid.

I wanna be the best mom.

I wanna provide the best life

for me and my son.

[Noddy] Next.

[Maiya] Okay.

Okay.

[grunting]

Okay, okay.

I think…

-[release buzzes]
-Let's see. Nope.

-[door clatters]
-Okay. Whoo!

Okay.

[beeping]

[Maiya] Okay. Um…

I already know the stuff on us.
Dan and Dylan.

[Dylan] There's lots of reasons
why I want to win.

Uh, firstly, I'd love to be able
to pay off my mum's mortgage.

-You ready?
-Right.

One, two, three.

[Asaad] Hold it. Okay.

[Jamilah] Alright, so, every challenge
that we get through, we find out

more information about the contestants.

-[beeping]
-[Asaad] So we've got Cat and Maiya.

[Maiya] We want to buy a house.
I mean, we honestly have had a completely

idyllic childhood and upbringing.

[Cat] You know, we're from a family
that's worked really hard

for everything that we have,

and Maiya and I just want
to have that for ourselves as well.

How long we got left?
The timer's out there. Check it, check it.

-[beeping]
-Detonation in four minutes.

Three pairs have accessed the information.

-The other three?
-Struggling.

[Steven shouting in distance] Shelley!

How can I go there?

Is there something there?

-[Dylan grunting]
-[sloshing]

[Dylan] How am I gonna get out of this?
My shoes don't even have enough grip.

Alex!

[Alex] I need to find the key
to open that door.

[Sofia]
And Alex is still in the cell, sir.

I need the key.

Alex, Alex, Alex…

-[door clicking and thudding]
-The door's locked. I can't just open it.

[Rob shouting in distance]
Alex, can you hear me there? Alex?!

[shouting] Yes, I can hear you!

I need to solve it on my own.

Dylan!

Shut up, Dad. I'll get you later.

Maybe take off my shoes.

[shouting] Dylan!

[Dylan] Oh, God.

[breathing heavily]

I can't get out.

[chuckles]

[Dan in distance] Dylan!

[tablet beeping]

[air vent clatters]

[tense music playing]

[Shelley] Okay.

I need to get in here.

Key.

-[release buzzes]
-"Door release".

"Door release".

Oh, sh*t!

[release buzzes]

I need to get them both pressed.

But how?

Oh, I need Steven.
We both need to press it at the same time.

[sighs] God.

Okay, I need him.

I came out here.

-[air vent clatters]
-Ouch.

-[beeping]
-Jam?

-Yes?
-We've got one minute, 12 seconds.

Right, Asaad. Ricky and Noddy. I'm
assuming they're still in the competition.

I had a feeling that might happen.

When I was four,

I got diagnosed with neuroblastoma,
which is a form of cancer.

Because I had the chemotherapy,
it's possible that I could be infertile.

If I win the money,
then I would be looking at

getting the surgery
that could help with my fertility.

[beeping]

-Steven and Shelley.
-Not thought about the money,

-because we haven't got the money.
-[laughs]

[Steven on laptop]
So, for me, it's about the adventure.

This is definitely one hundred percent
about the experience.

We want to win
because we are competitive people.

We'll be fine if we don't get the money,
but if we do get the money…

-Would be nice.
-…there are lots of startup ventures

-that I could invest…
-Twenty seconds, Nod.

I think that's it, mate. Look, we've got
as much information as we can.

Shelley!

[Shelley shouting] Yes?

-You alright?
-Come on. Let's go, let's go.

-[Shelley] Right, let's go.
-Detonation in ten,

nine…

-[Shelley] I came through…
-…eight…

-Um…
-…seven…

Alex!

-…six, five…
-Ha-ha!

...four...

-[Asaad] Go, Jam. Go!
-…three…

[grunts]

-…two, one.
-[Shelley] We've run out of time.

[alarm buzzing]

[Shelley] Whoa.

[Sofia] The first set
of intel is now destroyed.

All right. Okay. Well, that's done now.

[Dan exhales]

[Dylan] Ahh, f…

-[coughs]
-This is my fault.

I got stuck in the vent.

-My other sock is down there.
-How the hell did you lose your sock?

I had to take my shoes off
to try to worm up.

What?

It didn't work.

I got all these little rats on me.
They're pooing all over me.

Can you see the poo on my cream outfit?

[Maiya, panting] I've got
the information, before it vanished.

-Okay, well, well done.
-And the challenge is gonna be

-about how well I can remember it.
-Oh, my God.

Good job you're the one having to remember
'cause you've got a good memory.

-There.
-Okay.

-Oh my God!
-Okay, let's go.

This is disgusting!

-[tense string music playing]
-[speaker whines]

[Controller]
Only three pairs made it into the vaults.

Ricky and Noddy, one said
he couldn't have a child on his own.

-Cat and Maiya.
-They wanted to buy a house together.

-Wanted to get on the property ladder.
-[Controller] The rest of you

have some catching up to do.

We need to get back out there,

investigate and look into
every single area

that we can get access to,
and see what else we can find.

-Go on.
-Come on.

We're still in this.
Let's just keep looking.

[Dylan] Squelch, squelch, squelch.

[Sofia] You now have 30 minutes
to explore the rest of this facility.

It is a maze of rooms containing
more information on your rivals.

[beeping]

[Sofia] But it won't be easy, as there are
obstacles and booby traps.

The intelligence you can access
must be memorised.

At the end of the 30 minutes,
you'll be tested on what you remember.

We don't rush. We don't panic, yeah?

-We just do this. Let's go.
-Come on, mate.

[Noddy] We've gotta get first place.

[Asaad] Right.

[Jamilah] It looks like there's one
of those photograph...

-[Jamilah gasps]
-[Asaad] Oh-h*!

-It's like one of the photograph rooms.
-We need to get to the other side.

We've gotta climb through it?

[Asaad] Right. Then we get
more information about the contestants.

-[Asaad] You go first.
-Yeah.

'Cause I can sort of semi-guide you in
instead of us being both trapped in there.

Jam! Slow.

Watch that one.
Get your leg in. Stay down.

-Right, keep down.
-Yes.

-You've got that one above your head.
-Climb over here?

[Asaad] Yeah. No.

[alarm wails]

-[Asaad] Oh.
-What was that?

All right, so, every time we touch it,
the door's coming down.

[Jamilah] Right, okay.

-You need to get low.
-How low?

-[Jamilah sighs]
-[alarm wails]

[Jamilah exhales]

[Asaad] Right.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

Am I still okay?

Yeah. You've got a couple inches
above you, if you can get that leg in.

-[Jamilah] I'm coming in.
-Right. Watch your pants.

Yeah, perfect. That's it. That's you over.

[Jamilah] Right.
You need to do the same thing.

[exhales] How am I gonna do that?

[Jamilah] So step into this,
and then you wanna crawl through here.

-[Asaad] Watch this back one.
-Yeah.

-Can you keep an eye on my butt?
-Yeah.

-[Jamilah] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
-Keep an eye on my back.

-[Jamilah] Yeah. Right.
-Okay.

-Yo... Ow, Asaad, man!
-Sorry.

-[Jamilah] Right.
-Right.

-[Sofia] Photo room accessed.
-Right.

Study the intelligence carefully
and memorise it.

[Asaad] We need to retain
as much as we can.

-[Jamilah] "Cat age three and the twins".
-Ah, okay. That's interesting.

-[Jamilah] So her brother...
-So she's got a brother.

-[Jamilah] And Maiya are twins.
-The brother and Maiya are twins.

[Asaad] "Royal Fleet Auxiliary".

-1996 is when Rob graduated.
-Right.

We might not get info about everybody,
but we've got extra information.

[Asaad] Yeah.

[tense music playing]

[Sofia] Twenty-four minutes remaining.

[beeping]

-Go!
-We need... [screams]

-[Maiya] Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God!

[Maiya] Try and find the information.
Climb!

-[expl*si*n]
-[both scream]

-[Maiya] Go! Oh, no!
-Oh, God, I actually can't breathe.

[Maiya] I think we can move it.
Keep going! Keep moving!

-[Cat] There.
-[both scream]

Okay. Go, go! We don't have time. Go!

[Cat] Okay.

-[Maiya] Let's try to be methodical.
-Look, there's all this information here.

No, trust me,
I don't think this is it.

[Maiya gasps] "Hint, naval rank".

Admin and password.

Okay. Okay.

-Try "Royal Marines".
-[typing]

-[computer buzzes]
-[Maiya] Okay. We can think, we can think.

-So we're looking for something.
-So something to do with the naval rank.

-[gasps] Wait! This light.
-Yeah, it's...

Maybe we can use the blue light
to see what they typed before.

-[Maiya] Okay, okay. Look.
-It is!

-Wait, is there a pen and paper?
-Here.

There's pens.

[Maiya] Write down A, E, D,

-R, C, N, M and O.
-Okay.

-Yeah, there's nothing else.
-Naval rank…

[Cat] Um…

[exhales] Or it could be R...

Comman... Commander!

Commander, I think.
But I think "commander" has two…

Yeah, but you can do the same thing twice.
We just know that the key's been pressed.

We don't know how many times.
Oh, well done! You're so clever. Okay.

[Maiya] …N-D-E-R.

-[Sofia] Identification files accessed.
-Yes! Okay.

Look. Files on everyone.

[Sofia] Pay close attention to the detail.

The devil is always in the details.

-[Cat] Alex. He has a driving licence.
-From Singapore!

-[Maiya] Okay. Noddy.
-Noddy.

-Is actually called James.
-"Noddy, James".

-[Maiya] Shelley! Shelley's the wife.
-Shelley!

March 1973.

[beeping]

-[chatter on computer]
-Jamilah? I think I've found something.

-I can't see it.
-Look. Oh, bless you.

-Oh, it's Cat and Maiya.
-Exactly.

Alright, we need to find
something to open this.

[Jamilah] Could either be a key
or, like, a fob.

Oh! Asaad?

[Asaad] Yeah?

[Jamilah] And it's the same watch that
we have. Wait, look. "Front protection".

-[Asaad] "Security lock".
-"Bezel activation".

[Asaad] "Disengage"... Yeah.

All right, so, "twist bezel anticlockwise
so that 7 is in the 12:00 position".

-[Asaad] Ah, okay. Seven is in the 12...
-[watch beeps]

-Whoa!
-Oh!

-[Asaad chuckles]
-[Jamilah] That is so cool.

-[door beeps, clunks]
-[Asaad] Ah. There we go.

-[Sofia] Video room accessed.
-[Jamilah] Ah!

Watch the recruitment interviews
and commit what you learn to memory.

[both] Right.

[Jamilah] Let's get
as much information as we can.

Everyone think's we're brothers,
including us. [laughs]

-[Jamilah] All right. Ricky and Noddy.
-We was born on the same day.

We went to the same primary school,
the same secondary school.

They were born on the same day,
in the same hospital.

-Ah, really?
-Yeah. They're best friends.

When I went back to school after
the chemotherapy and I had the bald head,

Nod had shaved his hair.

-What a gesture.
-I'm glad that it was something

that I could've done to show
that he was loved and supported.

[Jamilah] We knew they were strong.

That's why we chose to get them
eliminated in the last leg.

[Jamilah] If I was them,
I would be gunning for us.

Do you wanna work
along those computers on this desk?

-I'll work from desk to desk.
-This one's on. "Admin".

-Password is naval rank. Right, admiral?
-Commander? That's what Bond was.

[Noddy] Right, so C-O-M-A-N...

-Is it double M?
-Uh, double M, yeah.

-[Noddy] …A-N-D-E-R, yeah?
-Yeah, yeah.

[beeps]

-Right, we're in. Okay.
-Yes, Nod! Right, Cat.

September '97, Bath.

Uh, James… That's you. [chuckles]

That's me.

-[Jamilah] Okay.
-[Asaad] Right, Alex and Rob.

I was a straight-A student,

and I was also one of the most gifted,
talented gymnasts in Singapore.

He's a full-on professional gymnast,
and he's sick. Wow!

-[Alex] There's the big gap.
-[Rob] Okay. This is easy.

[Rob] This is a good gap, so I'm in.

-[Alex in French] Wait there.
-You come to me.

-[Alex in French] I'm coming.
-Oh. This should be good.

[light, upbeat instrumental music]

[Alex] Do I go down on all fours now?

[Rob] Yeah, you just need
to get over that.

-But don't lift your leg high.
-Sorry.

-Ninety degrees?
-Turn around. Don't stand up, though.

-[Rob] Right, wait.
-And crawl to that corner. Oh!

-What's that mean?
-[alarm blares]

[Alex] Oh, no!

[Rob] And then carefully get this…

-[Alex] Oh!
-[alarm blares]

-Stand up now.
-Oh, stand?

Stand up. Stand up.

I can't look.

[Rob] Yeah, duck down. Duck down...

-[alarm blares]
-[Alex] Oh, we failed!

f*ck. I'm sorry.

-I'm so sorry.
-[gentle piano music playing]

[Rob] Um, I guess it is properly shut.

[Alex] It is shut. We failed.
I f... It was all me, sorry.

[Rob] We're not out of this yet.

-[Alex] Bad day at the office.
-We're flustered.

[Rob] We have three tasks

without really working out
any new information.

[beeping]

My cancer diagnosis was
the most terrifying thing

that I had to go through.

They said, "Look,
the only way to get this cancer out

is to take your eye out as well
and the complete orbit with it."

And I remember vividly,
you put your hand in mine and you said,

"It's alright, Daddy.
You'll be alright."

Ah, wow. Dan and Dylan. [sniffling]

-Don't know anyone's stories until today.
-Nah. You don't.

I honestly haven't really given them
much thought.

Classic case of don't judge
a book by its cover.

I know we shouldn't be liking
the contestants, but they're amazing.

-Yeah.
-[laughs]

-Yeah, that could be a challenge.
-Yeah.

[exhales]

-Okay, I'm gonna just crouch.
-Carefully.

-One hand.
-[Dan] No.

[alarm blares]

[Dylan] Damn. I'm going to shimmy under.

-Go... No, Dylan, Dylan.
-Yeah, I'm not lifting.

You're leaning over to one side.
Literally go flat.

-Now that's it. Mind your elbow.
-[alarm blares]

That was your elbow as you lifted up.

-You need to literally...
-Well, it's over.

-[Dan] Huh?
-[Dylan] It's closed.

-[Dan groans]
-[Dylan sighs]

[shouting] Son of a b*tch!

Ah, Dylan, chill, man. Chill.

This is our chance to impress,
and we're not exactly impressing.

We have to do one of these at least.

Well, of course we're gonna have to do one
of these. But you know what? We move on.

[Sofia] Three pairs are yet
to access any intel.

-[tense music playing]
-[Shelley] Steve, Steve! What the hell?

[Shelley] It looks like it's information
on us. Do we want information on us?

This is just pictures of us
on different challenges.

[Steven] Let's leave that.
Shelley, let's go, let's go.

[beeping]

-[Dylan] That's green.
-We're in.

-[Dylan] Well done.
-[Dan] Here we go.

-[Dylan] Dad, sit down.
-Yeah, okay.

You read these. I'll watch the videos.

-Ooh, okay. I've got fingerprints on this.
-Oh!

[Rob] Tch, tch, tch…

Oh! Well done. Open Noddy.

-Noddy.
-Okay.

-Real name James.
-James.

-[Rob] Ricky, 8th of April.
-Ricky and Noddy share the same birthday.

That's why they're a pair.

-Practically twins.
-From London.

-Are you memorising this?
-I am, I am.

Don't worry! I've got this.

Speaks seven languages.

Seven languages, Dylan.
Remember that, yeah?

Seven languages.

He's travelled to 78 countries

and every country in Europe
with the exception of Belarus and Cyprus.

We'll go to Rick and Noddy now, Dylan.

[indistinct chatter on video]

Dylan, can you get to Ricky
and Noddy, please?

I'm trying to figure out everything I can.

-We need to remember...
-I know!

That's what I'm doing.
Stop nagging at me and read!

[Steven] Drop all the way down.

-[Shelley] Tell me when I'm all the way.
-Just drop down.

-Right, go forward a little bit.
-[alarm blares]

[Shelley] Ahh, God.

-It's very underwhelming.
-[Steven] So we have to focus now

because we're going through all the stages
now and we're not gathering any intel.

So, whatever it needs, we need to do it.

-Cool.
-Alright? Cool. Alright, babe.

-Let's do this. Can we do this?
-Definitely.

[Shelley breathes deeply]

[psychologist]
Do you think you have an inner hero?

[Steven]
Well, I didn't think it was heroic.

I thought it was the right thing to do.
But I'm driving along.

All of a sudden,
I see a big fireball and smoke.

There was a car accident.

I was one of the first ones on scene.

When I saw the wreckage and the flames,

I... I just kicked in.

And... And, um,
there was a gentleman lying on the floor.

His leg was on fire. He was drifting in
and out of consciousness.

Oh, my God.

I put the flames out, um, you know,

and at the end of the day,
someone in danger, you help

save someone's life.

[Shelley] At the time, he was quite…

He wasn't emotional at all.

And I know Steven,

he will internalise that,
and I didn't want that.

-He definitely needed a big hug.
-I feel so sorry for him.

-No one should have to go through that.
-It's hard when you are watching things

about the way people have had to live
and the things they've gone through.

And then, when we haven't gone through
anything like that…

-It doesn't diminish the fact…
-Yeah.

…that we also pushed ourselves out
of our comfort zones to be doing this.

We're also doing all the tough things

because we want to win
and we want the money.

-[dramatic, Bondesque music playing]
-[computer beeping]

[Sofia] Five minutes until testing begins.

[Dylan] Go through!

[Dan] Go through what, Dylan? It's a cage!

-[loud bang]
-[Dan] Whoa! Jesus Christ.

[Cat] You've got this.

[Maiya] Okay. Go, go, go.

-[Noddy] Is it all us?
-Yeah, it looks like it's all us.

[Noddy]
Is this actually anything to help us?

-[Maiya] Jamilah's son is 15…
-[Cat] Khalid.

…and his name is Khalid.

Alex, Rob. "Civil partnership, 2009".

Graduated 1996.

[Shelley] We've got to get
this watch to look like this,

and it turns anticlockwise.

And we've got to get this triangle here
up here.

-Look. Right, that's done.
-[Steven] Well done, Shell.

[door beeps, clunks]

-[Shelley] Oh, wow. Okay, we're in. Look.
-[Steven] One sec.

-That's the father and son, Shelley.
-[Dan] Dylan, when he was four,

the manager of the nursery said,
"Are you going to get him assessed?"

And I was a bit taken aback.

I was like,
"What do you mean, 'assessed'?"

And it was presented to us that, yes,

he does exhibit
all the traits of Asperger's.

What we're realising, Steve,
is everyone's got the inner strength.

Yeah.

My toughest time was definitely
my time at school.

Yeah, the, uh, bullying
was on many levels,

and the worst part about it was
that often this bullying came from people

who were the closest things I had
to friends during that time.

[Shelley] You okay?

It's very uncomfortable to feel…

-That way?
-…so emotional.

I think this journey is…

Ah, it's broken me down.

-[exhales]
-Steven, in all my life,

I've never seen you cry, only once.

-Mm.
-I've never had to pep-talk you so much.

-Nah...
-It's normally...

-It's not normally...
-But you know what?

-It's never me.
-Sometimes tables have to turn.

[quietly] Yeah.

Let's move on.

[computer beeping]

[Sofia] One minute left.

-[tense music plays]
-Dad, I've got it! Commander.

Commander.

Oh, of course it's "commander".
Well done, mate.

[Noddy] Come on, hurry up!

[Dan] Noddy. James, 8th of April.

Born in London.

Jamilah is a community relations manager.

[Shelley] Jamilah. Confident jet-skier.

Fears moths.

Maiya and Catherine.

-Okay, she's a law student.
-Yeah.

Half Indian, half British. Fear
of heights. There's a lot of information.

-Five…
-[loud bang]

…four,

-three…
-[Noddy] Bruv, flat, flat. Stay flatter.

-…two…
-[alarm blares]

-[door slams]
-…one.

[alarm buzzing]

[Sofia] Your time is up.

-I think we've got what we can.
-As much as we can.

-You think you've got enough?
-[sighs]

-Okay.
-[Dylan] Not bad.

-Well done.
-Yeah.

We got something.

-We got something, Dylan. Come on!
-[sighs]

-[Dylan groans]
-We're still in this, Dylan!

[horns honking,
sirens wailing in distance]

[Sofia] All six pairs are
in the assessment rooms.

I feel confident that you can remember
a lot of the information. [chuckles]

This is gonna be extremely hard,
considering we didn't find out

a lot of what we could've.

[speaker whines]

Some of you recovered more intel
than others.

Right.

-You ready?
-Yes.

-Yeah?
-Yes.

[Controller]
But how much will you remember?

Let's find out.

-Calm.
-[Rob] Yeah.

-Relax.
-Yeah.

We'll get through this.

[Sofia] You now have ten minutes
to answer 20 questions.

Your time starts now.

-[tense music playing]
-[computer beeping]

Let's go.

-Right. "Who was a champion gymnast?"
-[Ricky] Alex.

Next. "Jamilah is frightened
of which insects?"

-Moths.
-Moths.

"What year was Shelley born?" 1972.

Are you sure it wasn't 1973?

I think it was 1973. Yeah.

Nineteen…

Nineteen…

Seventy?

I'm not sure.

"Who has saved someone
from a burning car?" Steven!

That's all so harrowing and so horrific.

[beeping]

"Which contestant is a twin?"

[exhales]

-Huh?
-Ooh.

I didn't see that. Did you see that?

It's not Cat and Maiya, because…

-No.
-…they were born separately.

Did you read that anywhere?

I didn't.
It might've been one of the pictures.

Maiya. 'Cause it said... The picture,
it was like, "Cat and the twins".

-So Maiya's a twin.
-[Asaad] Yeah.

[beeping]

-[Noddy] What would Jamilah spend...
-A house.

-House for her family.
-Yeah.

"Which degree did Maiya do?"

I've no clue.

Bachelor's in international politics.

-"What's Dan's eye colour?"
-See, I don't know.

-You wanna go with blue?
-Yeah.

"What is Noddy's real first name?"

-He got the nickname in school, didn't he?
-Yeah, he did. But, yeah… [sighs]

Ahh.
They're the one that I didn't listen to.

When it was just me.

-Oh, I know! Oh, it's, uh, James.
-[Dan] First name, James.

When am I gonna finally get a question
about myself, so I know the answer?

[beeping]

"Which pair share a birthday?"

Noddy and James.

-No, James was Noddy's real name.
-Oh, yes!

Was it "Bob"? Not Bob.

"What year was Alex and Rob's
civil partnership?"



-…brother.
-…was Mark. Who's Mark? Who's Mark?

Anyone named Mark?

-"What is Shelley afraid of?"
-[sighs]

-Heights.
-You're just guessing.

Let's keep going. There's 20 questions!

-Go ahead.
-We've gotta keep going.

"How old was Dylan
when he was diagnosed with autism?"

Maybe like five, six?

When he was born?

Yeah, I think from birth.
Their family's been through a lot.

What time do you go to primary school?

-Four or five.
-[Ricky] Five.

-Five years old.
-Well done, mate. Didn't notice that.

It's a guess.
Better than leaving it blank.

-Yeah. Quick, quick.
-We need to be quick.

-Worth saying that.
-That's what I'm trying to say.

-Finish.
-[Alex] Okay.

-[Rob] Yeah.
-[computer beeping]

-Time's up.
-[keyboard clacks]

-Holy…
-[Noddy exhales]

Some of that information was behind doors
we didn't get to open.

Yeah.

We know we didn't get all of them right.
There was three or four guesses.

-The rest, I'm confident with.
-Confident about?

-Yeah.
-Yeah. It's done now.

I think we got the most important bits,
but still,

the gaps are going to haunt me.

Considering we only got through one door
with information...

Yeah. Yeah, that was...

-Yeah. Missed a lot of key stuff, but hey.
-We definitely missed a lot.

[horn honks]

[sirens wailing in distance]

[tense instrumental music playing]

[Asaad sighs]

-Guys…
-[Asaad chuckles]

-[Jamilah] Ricky, Noddy.
-Hello.

-We're back.
-Yeah.

-Yeah.
-[Jamilah sighs]

We know you guys picked us
to be up for elimination.

That was one of the hardest things
we had to do.

-We don't intend to do that again.
-We don't wanna do it again.

And we wanna go all the way.

Holy…

Hello, everyone.

-[crackles]
-[Controller] I thought it was fitting

to reunite you with your rivals

now that you know
so much more about each other.

The question is,

who knows the most?

The top four pairs will increase
their winnings to £75,000.

The bottom two
will face the k*ller question.

And one pair will be eliminated.

[tense ticking]

[Controller] The pair that answered
the most questions correctly is…

Ricky and Noddy.

-[exhales]
-You scored an impressive 17 out of 20.

-Well done.
-[Ricky, quietly] Love you, mate.

[Controller] In second place…

[ticking continues]

…Jamilah and Asaad.

In third place, and also safe…

Cat and Maiya.

-[tense string music playing]
-[softly] What?!

Maiya, you were the only person
to access the vault on your own.

[quietly] Phew. I'm so relieved.

I was impressed.

I always cry.

[Controller] Only one more pair
has a guaranteed £75,000.

Dan and Dylan,

you got stuck, literally,

but recovered eventually.

[Dylan sighs]

Alex, your early confidence was misplaced.

Perhaps you need to learn
to lean on Rob more.

[quietly] Just need to be fourth.
We just need to be fourth.

Steven and Shelley,

you left it late,

but was it enough?

The final team to be safe

and secure £75,000…

Is Alex and Rob.

Ahh! Oh.

[exhales]

Sorry. Sorry.

[quietly] Oh. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, everyone.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

[Controller] Dan and Dylan,
Steven and Shelley, remain in your seats.

Everyone else,
return to the assessment rooms.

-I'm not done with you yet.
-[Maiya] Good luck, both of you.

Oh, no.

I hope we don't have to make a choice.

Is this their face-off?

[quietly] Oh, my God.

Is this happening now?

-I don't know, mate.
-[speaker crackles and whines]

[Controller] Each of you know
far more about your rivals

than you did this morning,

but how will you use that information?

Because my k*ller question to you is,

which pair do you want to save?

Choose carefully,

as you'll be sending the other pair home.

[both sigh]

[Ricky sighs and groans]

It's a game. You need to just leave
your emotions at the front door.

[sighs]

[Controller]
Dan and Dylan, Steven and Shelley,

your fate is now in the hands

-of the other pairs.
-Ooh.

They will decide who stays and who goes.

It's brutal.

[Shelley] It's not something I'd wanna do.

-Ahh, mate.
-It's a bad situation.

[Ricky] It's just awful to have
to send someone home, innit?

[Ricky] Do we eliminate who we think is
our biggest rival out of these two,

or do we go for who we think
was the worst performer?

Looks like Steve and Shell have had
a harder time…

-Yeah, fourth failed…
-Yeah.

Final last two.

Dan and Dylan look like, um,
they would be our biggest rivals overall.

Do we wanna be ruthless,
or do we wanna be fair?

Steven and Shelley seem to be
the weaker pair,

so, logically, in my head,
we would wanna actually keep them in.

Ah, don't put it on me, bro.

It's really horrible having
someone's, like, fate…

It's just not nice sending someone home.

It's just... [sniffles]

It's really horrible.

[Alex] You want to go further
in this process,

you need to save the weaker team,
and I think I'm more confident

about beating Steven and Shelley
than Dan and Dylan.

It's just that…

-[Alex sighs]
-…Dylan's story just... I don't know.

I have, kind of, a real empathy for that
'cause, you know, I've been bullied.

Heart or head?

[sighs]

-I'm so on the fence.
-[Controller] Crunch time.

Enter the names
of the pair you want to save.

We've got to choose one team.
We have to save Steven and Shelley.

[Rob] Okay. "Steven and Shelley".

My gut's saying be fair.

Saving Dan and Dylan
is the fair thing to do.

-[exhales] Okay.
-Yeah? Should we go with that?

-I think so.
-Sure?

Yeah, mate. Yeah.

This is awful.

Think this is literally
the nastiest thing I've ever done.

-You can do it.
-[laptop beeps]

There's no other choice
that we could've made.

-This was never gonna be easy.
-No.

[Controller] Dan and Dylan.

Steven and Shelley.

The team that is safe by a margin
of three votes to one is…

Dan and Dylan.

[both sigh with relief]

-It was a pleasure playing with you.
-[quietly] You too.

-[Dan] It's a relief, mate.
-Yeah.

-[Dan chuckles]
-Yeah. I wasn't ready for it to be over.

I know, mate. I know.

-That was too close.
-Yeah.

Way too close.

-Everything comes…
-[both] At the right time.

For the right reason.

Yeah.
I personally would love to have gone on.

There's lots of things that I've done
that I didn't...

I would never have thought
I would've done.

You've done amazing. Well done.

-Well done.
-Well done.

[Steven] Well done. Amazing.

[computer buzzes]

[gasps] No!

You've got to know your rivals.

All the cards are on the table.

[Jamilah gasps]

You might even have come to like them.

So that might put a bit of a target
on our backs.

-If I get an opportunity, they're going.
-That is about to change.

[Ricky chuckles]

Take your rivals out.

[engines revving, tyres screeching]

[dramatic instrumental music playing]