01x09 - Little Trains

[bunniefuu]

[Low growl]

[Roars]

[Beeping, whirring]

[Growls]

[Roar echoes]

[Clears throat]

Great news.

Rick k*lled Doom-Nomitron.

And the best part is...

He saved Earth?

No.

Y-Yes. Obviously.

But he used a set-it-and-forget-it trap.

He has no idea he saved anyone.

We can say we k*lled Doom-Nomitron.

Calypso, Diablo Verde, and Lady Katana

died bravely in battle...

Not in some run-down alien club

because you were having a rough night?

Do you have any idea how lucky we are?

After all the sh*t we've been through,

we have a chance to be heroes again.

Till Rick finds out we stole credit.

Even if he does, who's going to believe him

over the Vindicators?

Crocubot's already working on a press release.

Okay.

Okay? That's it?

Babe. Talk to me.

We can't go back.

What do you mean?

We'll never be heroes again.

Alright, well, we made some mistakes.

But they don't outweigh all the good we've done,

all the good we will do.

Mistakes?

Mistakes like Dorian 5?

You're right.

We should tie in Dorian 5, too.

We'll say Doom-Nomitron ate it.

Or something.

If you have any pitches, I'm listening.

I have to show you something.

[Train whistle blows faintly]

What is that?

My dad used to buy me a car every time he traveled for work.

When he and Mama took that final locomotive to heaven,

my train was a hundred cars long.

You never told me.

I thought we could do things different.

We could travel the universe together, the three of us.

And we'd never leave them. Never.

We can try again.

It's not your fusion core, it's my engine.

I don't have enough coal, never have.

It's a miracle you got pregnant at all.

Yes, it was.

A miracle.

I just want to forget.

Hey, you remember that healer on Gracie 15?

If you really want to forget, she can help.

Okay.