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01x07 - Girls Night

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Vindicators". Aired: July 23, 2022.*
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A spin-off of "Rick and Morty" focusing on the lives of the Vindicators

01x07 - Girls Night

Post by bunniefuu »

I'll take another, please.

Sorry about — Sorry. Heh.

Is that Calypso?

Tell me right now. That blue guy on Delphi.

Spill.

What blue guy?

The blue guy who wanted to grab

Diablo by the horns, go for a ride.

So, did he?

A lady never tells.

Oh, yeah. He did.

Aye. Shut up, you b*tch.

A little help?

What! Don't I get one?

I didn't think you could drink because of the ...

Baby? Oh, yeah. That buzzkill's gone.

No bun in this core.

Oh, my God.

You sure you're okay?

My mom wanted to abort me.

What? No. Ha! Me?

I didn't even have to abort it.

My body just, like, re-absorbed it.

Hashtag star power. Ha!

I barely even felt it.

[Screaming]

Shall we dance?

Do ... you want us to dance?

Oh, I mean, only if you want to.

We needed this, right?

A night away from the ship.

Just us girls.

To Girls Night!

To Girls Night.

Girls Night, yay.

Aw, Calypso and Lady Katana were so hot.

You couldn't blackout drunk m*rder Noob-Noob?

g*dd*mn!

What are you doing here?

Bartender turned on your beacon.

I'm such a big fan. Can I keep this?

Sure, buddy.

You want a signed skateboard deck, too?

Wanna tell me what happened?

They're just so cliquey.

And they had inside jokes that they couldn't explain.

And they knew each other's backstories.

They acted like I was a weirdo because I wanted to dance.

Like, okay, sure. I had a miscarriage,

but what does that have to do with dancing?

You told them?

Why are you making it all my fault?

They really, really hurt my feelings.

You know, the body registers physical pain

and emotional pain in the same way.

It was an instinct to protect myself.

I'm gonna k*ll Noob-Noob

for telling you about podcasts.

Maybe they're not dead.

Let's scoop 'em up and bring 'em

to the med bay just in case, okay?

Some things are gone for good, babe.

As much as we want them back.

Vance?

Yep!

Where's the bartender?

Oh, he's at a nice farm upstate.

Mixing drinks with all his buddies.