01x06 - Mercy k*ll

[bunniefuu]

Last Stand Between Earth and Doom

If we fought this on Earth we get canceled!

#collateraldamage

Doom-Nomitron can have it.

This feels amazing.

And we're saving the indigenous population

from a ruthless colonizing species

We're burning the smallpox plaquets!

- We're giving the land back!

- If we'd been around for Pocahontas

John smith would have

been the one getting r*ped

Okay, I think we're done here.

Just in time for happy hour g*ng

I k*lled the whole colonization bit,

didn't I?

No, no it came to a natural conclusion.

No as soon as I said the R Word,

I felt like I was punching down

I thought the R Word was

Jesus!

- I thought they were all dead.

- Me too, but he got you.

- You got him, yes, you did.

- Wait

- What are you doing?

- Well I just k*lled 12,000 of his friends

- and you said nice

- I know, in battle.

- But now isn't he technically an innocent?

- He was just trying to k*ll us!

Yeah, but blah blah, w*r crimes

- You know?

- Blah blah w*r crimes

Now just leave him alone,

let him flop around,

enjoy his last sunset.

Surrounded by the vivisected

bodies of his comrades?

- Okay, maybe just k*ll him.

- Obviously just k*ll him,

this is a mercy, a gift

Because for one beautiful moment

you get to forget everything

and just focus on ending a life

You genocided all his buddies

I can take this one for the team.

You're pregnant.

I'm just stepping up,

doing my part

I'm doing this for you,

little buddy

Wait is he

f*cking hell!

After all that

- You okay there, chief?

- Head back. I'll catch up to you.

If you're looking to hand

out more mercy

Get back to the g*dd*mn ship!

Oh god, of course this

is happening at work

We were having a blast then she