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01x08 - El idiota útil

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Yosi, the Regretful Spy". Aired: 29 April 2022 – 27 October 2023.*
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Follows José Pérez, an intelligence agent of the Argentine Federal Police, who is assigned to infiltrate a Jewish community, to gather information about the "Andinia Plan", which seeks to establish a Jewish state in Patagonia.

01x08 - El idiota útil

Post by bunniefuu »

Although this story

is inspired by real events,

the characters and events are fictional.

Any similarities are unintentional.

Aaron?

It's Iosi.

Rina?

Where is Rina?

Let's go to the ambulance.

SOMEWHERE ON THE ARGENTINE COAS

YOSI

THE REGRETFUL SPY

MARCH 17TH

7 MINUTES AFTER THE ATTACK

The vareniki are delicious!

I hadn't eaten that well for a while.

Thanks for inviting me.

Let's get to the point.

Well

With the Frenchmen,

you caught our attention.

That was the idea.

They love you at Casa Rosada.

Truly they do.

But they love Kadar a little bit more.

Then why'd they want me

out of the business?

It was a misunderstanding.

It's in nobody's interests to see you out.

I'm always holding out my hand.

I spoke to the French,

they won't be an obstacle.

They withdrew the offer.

I'm willing to make peace,

pretend this never happened.

Good, Saúl.

We'll take care of it all.

The bank issue will go away.

You have my word.

The boss will be happy. You'll see.

Excuse me, Mr. Minister.

The Israeli Embassy has been attacked.

Something happened.

Evidently, this is a huge expl*si*n,

as you can see.

This building was virtually destroyed.

-I have to go.

-Of course.

It's as though an airplane

had dropped a b*mb.

We'll talk later.

You can see

The building's entirely destroyed.

Allegedly, it was

a car b*mb that exploded.

Please, don't go beyond this point!

In front of the Israeli Embassy entrance.

It's completely destroyed.

Mr. Ambassador, Saúl Menachem.

What's known?

There's a car here.

Please keep me informed.

Let me know how I can help.

How many people were inside? One hundred?

You can count on me 24/7.

-Careful.

-Whole pillars.

Goodbye.

Dad?

What can we say

about this situation?

An elderly lady, one of many

affected by this expl*si*n.

Iosi was at the Embassy.

They must have found someone

who was working.

Do they know anything?

Here's the head and the shoulders.

-Anyone taken to hospital?

-Yes.

Another injured elderly person. This is

shocking. They were found next door.

What's going on, Dad?

All of the buildings

in the area, destroyed.

There they are. Rescuing people right now.

Helicopters are flying over.

They keep digging in the rubble.

There are people underneath.

EMERGENCY

Why are you here, Iosi?

To check on you.

I wanted to check on you.

I didn't know you cared about me, Iosi.

I saw you walking in the rubble.

I said, I saw you walking!

I want to give blood, too.

Thank you.

Thanks so much.

Does anyone know anything?

That we failed.

We failed.

Someone knew about this.

-What are you talking about, Aaron?

-Someone knew.

The officer outside the Embassy

left just before the expl*si*n.

Even the guards

at the Romanian Embassy next door

also left earlier, Iosi.

Someone knew about this.

Somebody knew.

Iosi? Iosi!

Excuse me!

My love.

Why?

My love!

My love.

-I'm fine.

-You're alive.

-You're alive.

-Yes.

How? You were there.

The meeting venue was changed last minute.

Why didn't you come earlier?

Where were you? My love!

-How's your dad?

-My dad?

I thought I would die.

-I was desperate. Why didn't you call?

-It's okay, my love.

I went to the hospital to see Aaron,

then came here.

Is your dad home?

Come in.

We have no information yet about

perpetrators or the number of fatalities.

But we're staying alert.

I'm repeating the information from

the Israeli Embassy, official information.

I don't want to be swayed by rumors,

by hearsay, until I have

I was just there.

It's hell.

The Turks wanted to become

part of the First World. That's it.

They were promised too much.

of a permanent intelligence

waiting to create difficult scenarios

It's Nazis who remained in the country.

Hello.

Hold on, please.

Leave me.

I'd say, trapped in this operation

carried out by the national government.

It's not only so things

turn out well in Argentina,

but because they cannot

carry out the tasks

Thanks for your call, Kadar.

It's comforting.

My condolences to you and your people.

w*r gives us no rest. It follows us.

I hope to see you soon

in person,

so that I can give you a big hug.

What did you hear?

Where did this come from?

Hatred is a big land,

without geographical limitations.

Sooner or later, we will know.

God willing.

Thank you, Saúl. Take care.

They keep removing the debris.

While the body

has been placed

in front of

-what used to be

-Excuse me.

the Israeli Embassy.

It's 1:25 a.m.

-When it fell

-and right now they're removing

Has your cousin called, Gaby?

-He turned up. He's fine.

-They can't determine the gender.

Iosi?

Iosi?

Iosi is fine.

They don't know anything.

They're taking the body away

on a stretcher.

This is 3546788. Leave your message.

Hi, Claudia.

Tomorrow, same place, same time.

ENTRY

MINORS UNDER 4 PROHIBITED

I suppose you're familiar

with the Andinia Plan.

The Zionists want to take our Patagonia.

We need all of the existing information.

That's up to you.

You must grow within the Jewish community

and access the core

of Zionist power in Argentina.

You must find out how they work,

who they do business with.

They catch you, we do nothing.

They recruit useful idiots,

then they get rid of them.

Do you think anyone suspected you

at the Embassy?

-I know I'm alive by chance.

-I'm certain somebody knew.

It's impossible to move so many

expl*sives without us or them knowing.

They bribed somebody.

If anyone knew, they didn't tell me.

Everything has gone from the hotel.

-No answer from Claudia, where is she?

-No idea.

She'll turn up. Calm down.

It's a mess, but it's not all about you.

-Easy, try to keep things in perspective.

-What perspective? They abandoned me.

This is a big moment, José.

A huge opportunity.

There are changes. Things will happen.

Every man for himself.

Stop it, this is a disaster!

These casualties aren't ours.

-You're a b*stard.

-And you're a moron.

This is a great opportunity.

Do you think embassies explode

every day in Argentina?

-Think about yourself.

-I am.

They'll put it all on me!

I'm the police mole

in the Jewish community!

Listen to me. That's why.

Do you know how much

your silence is worth?

You're the connection between

the Jews and Intelligence.

That raises your price.

What price?

For my silence or my head?

16 YEARS AFTER THE ATTACK

ON THE ISRAELI EMBASSY

What happened here?

How could this guy get ahead of you?

He was early.

When I got there, it was too late.

He was earlier than everyone?

You blame the dead.

What a mess, Luis.

What a big mess. We don't do this anymore.

I'm worried about Iosi.

But I'm more worried about you, Garrido.

It's either him or you.

I'll sort it out.

This is my problem.

Of course it is.

Starting next week,

everything is your problem.

But if you fail to solve this,

you won't have a future in the Force.

We're going to have a good time.

I'll get it.

-Hello.

-Hello.

I have a package for Jonás.

I'll take it.

-I'm his father.

-Did you give anyone our address?

No, Mom. You told me not to.

-Thanks. Bye.

-Okay. Bye.

Iosi gave me this.

Iosi?

Give it to me.

No, this is a misunderstanding.

Give it, please.

-Mom, it's for me. You've no right.

-Give it to me.

Jonás! I said no.

Listen to me, damn it!

Jonás, come back to the table now.

Jonás!

Listen to your dad.

Can you sit down?

Jonás!

FIVE DAYS AFTER THE ATTACK

ON THE ISRAELI EMBASSY

Hear, O Israel

The Lord is our God

The Lord is one

What is it, Claudia? Am I a threat now?

Everything's changed, José. It's a mess.

-Why didn't you call me?

-I couldn't.

You're not the only one baffled.

-We'll solve the bank issue. I need time.

-The bank?

The bank?

Don't take me for a fool, Claudia.

You blow up the Embassy and abandon me.

I was there.

-I provided files, information.

-Your mission was the Andinia Plan.

Enough of this Andinia Plan bullshit.

You know there's no such f*cking plan.

It's a fantasy.

I'm the fool in this story.

The useful idiot.

You tipped off the guards.

It's a miracle I'm alive.

Did your plan to k*ll me fail?

It complicates things.

If they find out you were there,

they'll ruin me.

No one will ever admit we planted you.

First, I'll find out what happened

with the guards.

I shouldn't even be here.

I came to show you my face, Jewish scum.

The best thing you can do

is hide.

We'll go our separate ways.

And we'll not talk again until I tell you.

Understand?

You wouldn't be alive

if someone wanted you out of the game.

I'm already out.

You're never out.

My phone number has changed.

Mr. Menachem.

I'm Mr. Aquino's secretary.

Is the minister running late?

Regrettably, he won't be able to meet you.

In that case, I understand the message.

He left you this.

Here.

-Have a good evening.

-Good evening.

OLIVES IN BRINE

AQUINO

Do you agree

that it's absolutely dangerous

that one of our men

suggests the theory

that we were directly or indirectly

involved in what happened yesterday?

Peres said that?

This is a time to protect each other.

-If anyone doesn't understand that?

-However

I respect Claudia, she's irreproachable.

But we must admit that

Peres is not under control.

Don't you think you're being

used to send the message?

-Is he intimidating us?

-No.

I know him too well, sir. No.

He's scared.

It makes him more dangerous.

He's capable of anything.

Deal with him.

And let me know.

Hello?

Saúl, I need a word.

I can meet you in ten minutes.

Iosi, I have no information,

Israel will ensure the perpetrators

pay for this. About the bank

Everything is under control.

Let lawyers do their job

and earn their money. Stay calm.

I'm doing what I must do. You do nothing.

Saúl, I need to know where I stand.

Are you scared now?

You have ba*ls,

don't cause me more trouble.

And don't come here until I say so.

That includes Dafne.

Stay away from her.

That's taking care of her.

When you asked for the phone,

I thought it was an excuse to talk to me.

I haven't slept in two days.

Can we talk?

Won't you tell me what's

been eating at you all this time?

I can't.

I have things to do.

Iosi, know you can count on me, always.

My love?

Dad!

Dad!

Dad?

Dad!

There's something

you need to know about Iosi.

Rita!

Rita!

Dafne, your dad isn't home.

-When does he get back?

-He's on a trip. He didn't say.

What happened?

Everybody leaves me!

Exactly, and speaking of attacks

That's right.

A mass was offered yesterday.

A large number of people gathered

to condemn the attack

against the Israeli Embassy.

Hello.

I need to stay here for a few days, Eli.

What's wrong?

I'm in terrible trouble.

Come here.

López!

López! How's the scabies?

It's better than the other day.

-Put on the belt, Juan.

-It's too tight.

It's so that you don't get hurt.

Go on, put it on.

Juan.

Okay.

There.

Shall we take a short break?

There.

Very good.

Mónica, I think they're looking for you.

Mónica Raposo?

-That's me.

-This is for you.

How cute.

Hello.

There you go.

-Give him a bath.

-Okay.

Hello.

Hi, Mónica.

Who is this?

Flecha's owner.

Flecha?

He's a good dog.

I'm sure you'll take better care of him.

Do we know each other?

Not personally.

I left something for you in the cage.

When you see it, you'll understand

better and you'll want to meet.

Are you that interesting?

Almost as much as a wounded dog.

Look, I'll take care of the dog.

Leave me out of the rest.

You and I, we never truly retire.

They discredited you for investigating

too much. I'm offering a unique revenge.

I'll call you tomorrow.

Gifts haven't stopped.

It's easy to be friends

with the winner, Martita.

Can I ask you a favor?

Could you send them a thank you card?

-Yes.

-And take anything you want.

Thank you.

Please. We've got to share.

-I'm not taking this.

-You're right.

Only a thief gives something like that.

-Who's it from?

-José.

Don't open it.

-Can you take this to the dry cleaner?

-Of course.

Cheers!

Congratulations on the promotion. José.

Luis.

-Excuse me.

-Take a seat.

Have a seat.

Soon, all of this will be yours.

This is for you.

A gift or a donation?

Any last-minute piece of advice?

Any suggestion you want to give me?

Me? Give you advice?

But nobody saw you coming.

Be careful.

Keep a low profile.

Move through tunnels.

Stick to the mole life, always.

This is the combination to the safe.

I've also left you a gift.

Use it wisely.

I left you a well-made file

for when you decide to solve this matter.

AUTOPSY EXPERT REPOR

CAUSE OF DEATH: HOMICIDE

MÓNICA RAPOSO

JOURNALISM TODAY

My name is Iosi Peres.

I was an agent for

the Federal Police Intelligence Service

for over 20 years.

During that time,

I infiltrated the local Jewish community.

And through a person,

whose name I will reveal in due time,

I was involved

in the biggest criminal conspiracy

of ill*gal arms traffic

in Argentina's history.

It includes governments,

and international t*rror1st organizations,

local armed forces,

and very powerful financiers.

I also provided my superiors

with information

that may have been used

in the planning, execution,

and cover-up of the two bloodiest

t*rror1st attacks in our history.

I have evidence and documents

that I may present to any authority

willing to listen to me.

My life is in danger.

And if anything happens to me,

I put the blame directly

on local and foreign

intelligence services.

THREE MONTHS AFTER THE ATTACK

ON THE ISRAELI EMBASSY

Wait for me a minute.

Thanks.

How's your hearing?

I can hear.

I'm a federal agent.

I'm an Intelligence agent

for the federal police.

My file.

I want to work with you.