01x07 - Ring of the Nine Dragons

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man: Xiaolin Showdown!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Man: Xiaolin Showdown.

Raimundo! Prepare for a
most shameful defeat!

Take your best shot, Omi.

Unh! Unh!

Score!

Pfft. Nice one.

I--hey, where are you going?

So, Kimiko. You were saying?

Ok, to make it to level 2,

you have to jump the blue guys

and zap the red guys.

Cochica raider is challenging.
But I will master it.

Computer: Level one, complete.

Ha!

Hey, Omi. I tracked
down that extra lasso.

You still wanna
try trick ropin'?

Yes, Clay. Let's rope some dogs.

Uh, dogies.

Just as you say.

Go on, try.

Ha ha! I have it!

Better protect your goal, Omi.

Hey! Your offense is
doomed to fail, Raimundo!

Huh?

What?

Unh!

Aah! Unh!

Computer: Game over.

Unh. Oh, I am most humiliated.

Maybe if you just did
one thing at a time,

you might have more luck, Omi.

But all these recreational
activities you have shown me,

I want to master them all.

And then there is combat
practice and chores and...

And not enough hours
in the day, huh?

Hey, Dojo. What's shakin'?

M-m-m-me! A new shen
gong wu just activated!

Master Fung: The ring
of the nine dragons

makes one warrior
into as many as 9.



Ooh, that would be most helpful.

At this point,

any Shen Gong Wu
would be helpful.

True. We've only got one left.

Thanks to that dirty
snake Jack Spicer.

Then let's stop gabbing and start
grabbing, shall we? Thank you.

Here we are. The old mcpyramids.

Is that Spicer's jet car?

Clay: Top of the line,
fully loaded, evil.

Yep, that's Jack's.

Jack: Any idea
where we're goin'?

Wuya: No, but I could glide
through the walls and peek ahead.

Uh, not--
not a good idea.

Why? You're not afraid
of the dark, are you?

What? Me? Jack Spicer,

evil boy genius,
afraid of the dark?

Don't be ridiculous.

Eeehhh!

Aah!

Not funny.

I think I made wee-wee.

Ohh.

Ah. What now?

Gimme a sec. It's
been 1,500 years.

I, uh, I was standing
over here, and the--

oh, right, right, right, right.
Yes.

We pushed right here.

And then what?

Then master gashi said "ah."

As in "ah, I understand?"

No. It was more like...

All: Aah!

Right! Like that!

Unh!

Unh.

All: Aah!

Grab my hand!

All: Unh!

Clay: Oh, man. Phew!

Unh! Unh!

Whew!

Whoo! Sharp spikes.

You think I'd remember
something like that.

Ha ha. Go figure.

Omi: Come on!

The Xiaolin warriors
have been here.

I sense them.

Aha! There!

Get them before it's too late!

The Ring of the 9 dragons.

Raimundo: Jackpot!

Jack: It's gone.

Noooo!

Inside voices, please.

You have returned.

Piece of cake, Master Fung.

Watch.

Ring of the 9--unh!

Unh.

Forgive me, Omi.

But this Shen Gong Wu
is most dangerous.

Its power could easily overwhelm
a dragon in training.

But master, we are
the chosen ones.

Surely we could
control its power.

In time, Omi. In time.

In time?

Oh, well. Easy come, easy go.

Up for some trick ropin', Omi?

How about a game of soccer?

I was thinking head-to-head
on cochica raider.

What do you say?

Unh. Too many choices.
Not enough time.

I do not wish to be overwhelmed

by the ring's power.



I'll start with 3.

Ring of the 9 dragons.

Excellent!

I shall practice
my viper strike.

I will teach cochica raider

a lesson in humility.

And I shall...

Quiet the rumbling
in our bellies?

Yes. You go eat.

Computer: Game over.

What? But I have not even
faced the red guys yet.

My viper strike was
not very good.

I never made it past level one.

I ate cookie dough all night.

Oh.

May I never be hungry again.

Master Fung: Omi!

Master Fung!

Master Fung: Omi.

We must not be discovered.

Quickly!

Aah! Unh!

Omi, there you are.

Come. Ha.

Dojo has detected a
new Shen Gong Wu.

Master Fung: The falcon's
eye gives one the ability

to see through solid objects.

Even through Clay?

Hey--hey--hey--hey.

Clever trash talk

after we find the Shen Gong Wu,

if you don't mind? Thank you.

We're getting close. I--whoa!

Having fun, losers?

Yaa! Stand and
fight, Jack Spicer!

No thanks, baldy.

I've got a Shen Gong Wu to find.

Jack attack!

He's going to beat us
to the Falcon's Eye!

It ain't over yet.

Let's take it up a notch!

Earth!

Water!

Fire!

Whoa! Unh!

Wind!

Oh, yeah.

You guys really...

All: Aah!

Aah!

Oh!

All: Unh!

Ohh. I'm safe.

Dojo!

You ok?

Yeah, I'm--oh!

Don't touch! Don't touch!

Sorry.

Unh. I'm fine.

Let's just find the Falcon's Eye

and get out of here.

Sounds like a plan. Where is it?

Uh, i--i--i think it's this way.

No. No. No. It's this way.

Wait. Maybe, uh, this way?

Which is it?

I don't know.

This bump is messing with

my Shen Gong Wu senses.

All: Split up!

Whoa!

I'll just--I'll just
wait here, then.

Never mind me and
my head trauma.

This mountain is too large
for one monk to explore.

But perhaps I am
not just one monk.

Perhaps I am 5.

Ring of the 9 dragons!

Now remember, we must find the--

the--thingie.

All: Oh, yes. We must find.

Yes, we have to
find the thingie.

Yes, and don't forget.
Ok. Who's on it? Ok.

Ok. Ok. Ooh. Pretty.

No. Got job. Find thingie.

Ooh, pretty.

No. Find thingie.

Uh, Omi?

Whee-hee-hee!

Omi? Whoo!

Omi, don't do that.

Aah--aah!

Omi!

Oops. Bye-bye.

Aaahhh!

Whoa-oh! Unh!

Oh. Ooh. Wow.

Thanks, bud.

Oh, that was a close one.

I, uh, uh...

Omi, what are you doin'?

Snow angel! Whee hee hee hee!

Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ooh! Oww! Snow!

Omi, what happened?

Are you all right?

The snow! The snow!

What about the snow?

It's cold. Not
like cookie dough.

Are you telling me
you've got brain freeze?

Owie!

Come on.

You must have hit
your head, too.

Owie!

Whoa. Pretty.

Huh?

Surprise, surprise.

He--hello.

Hey, any luck?

No.

But something's weird about Omi.

Yeah, you said a mouthful there.

Wait, you know?

But he was with me.

Both: Hi, me.

Ok, this is weird.

Hey, guys. What's with Omi?

He's super--huh?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Hee hee hee! Pretty.

Uh, guys, does this
strike anybody as weird?

Hi, guys!

All: Hi, me!

Yep. "Weird" sums
it up pretty good.

Guys! Omi's found
the Shen Gong Wu.

But Jack Spicer spotted him.

So we've got to--
oh, boy.

Do you know what's
going on here, Dojo?

Look at his--
their heads.

He--i mean, they--

is--are wearing the
ring of the 9 dragons.

This is a grammar nightmare.

But why are these omis so goofy?

Because the ring of the


your brains, your maturity,

your potential--
everything.

So how many omis are there?

At least 5,

and Omi divided by 5 is...

Dull as a sack of hammers.

Dojo: And one of those sacks
of hammers is with Jack.

Omi, I challenge you
to a Xiaolin Showdown.

Well, do you accept?

Honk!

I'll take that as a yes.

My third arm sash against
your 9 dragon ring.

We race to the far
mountain on snowboards.

Heh heh. You are a funny man.

I like cake.

Ok. Um, let's go.

Xiaolin Showdown!

Gong Yi Tampai! Loser.

Fun!

Omi, wait!

Omi: Ooh! Ah! Wow!

Oh, no. We're too late.

Hey, at least he's in the game.

Unh. Game.

Aah!

Aah! Yeah!

Whoo hoo hoo hoo!

Aaahhh!

Third arm sash!

Hug!

What? Ohh!

You're nuts! Get off me!

Ok. Honk!

Aah! Unh!

Ok, that's it.

Feeding time!

Raimundo: Omi! Huh?

Grab the Falcon's Eye!

Ah.

Ah ha ha!

Whoo hoo!

Omis: Whee!

Omi! Oh! Wanna go! Wanna go!

You gotta stay together.

Omis: No fun! No fun!

No stay! Have fun!
Fun! Fun! Fun!

Omi! Stop it! No!

All: Aah!

Big noise!

All: Whee!

Hi, Omi!

Man.

Omi.

Whoa. He's Xiaolin toast.

Jack Spicer, I'm taking this
game to the next level.

No way!

Unh!

He's shredding!

Totally!

Jack: How many omis does it take

to lose the Falcon's Eye?

Just one.

Ha!

Well, it was fun taking
Shen Gong Wu from you--

again. Unh.

Later, wannabes.

It's ok, Omi.

Yeah, we're just glad
to have you back.

Yeah, just one you.

Oh.

Master Fung will be
most angry with me.

I want them spotless, Omi.

Spotless.

Yes, master. Spotless.

I will inspect your
work in one hour.

Oh.

Wow, I've never seen
Master Fung so upset.

He looked as mad as a beaver
in a petrified forest.

Master Fung is
right to be angry.

I have acted most shamefully.

Because of my disobedience,

we still only have
one Shen Gong Wu.

Yeah, true.

Ow! What? I'm just agreeing
with what he said.

Besides, maybe it's
better this way.

Better? How?

Well, you weren't ready to use

the ring of the 9 dragons.

So now it belongs
to Jack Spicer.

See? Better.

h* h* h*! Now it belongs
to Jack Spicer!

Ooh, pretty. No, no, no!
Don't touch!

Hungry! Arrgh!

What's this for?

Oh, switch the lights on!

It's dark in here!

Ohh!