01x05 - Shen Yi Bu

[bunniefuu]

So Mr. Tubbymura tell us about yourself.

Why should Jack Spicer evil
incorporated hired you?

Well, I have as you can see

extensive experience wreaking
havoc and destruction.

Yeah, not really
looking for agent D.

I also have a solid grasp
of mayhem.

Mayhem is good.

there's always a
need for mayhem.

wait I sense a Shen Gong Wu
revealing itself.

it's the Sword of the Storm.

interview over and don't
call us we'll call you

wait please

as proof of my skills I shall bring you

this Sword of the Storm free of charge.

free of charge.

I like the sound of that.

I got good new and bad news

the good news is that another
Sheng Gong Wu has revealed itself

the bad news is this
one makes me sneeze

No.

The bad news is I don't
have fire proof pants.

oh thanks very supportive

The Sword of the Storm.

I studied this particular
Shen Gong Wu for many years.

There are things of which
you must be aware

when using this wind Shen Gong Wu

this dude can talk get
to the point already.

Once a Warrior can blah the sword

of the blah blah blah it is all

blah blah

who wants to catch some waves with me?

today is your lucky day for I will show

you the majesty of the sea is only the

world's best surfer camp.

Do you feel prepared for
this challenge Raimundo?

Huh?

do you have any questions
about the sword of the storm?

uh yeah just one

can you stop flapping your lips
and let us go get it already?

It's somewhere down there,

but it's hard to be exact
with the allergies and all

just get us on the range Dojo

and we'll do the cow roping

What?

I think he means get us
close and we'll find it.

So why didn't he just say it?

What a vibrant city.

Check it out that's Monte Carlo Raimundo

you're gonna love it

oh yeah I like it.

This place is almost
as good as Rio.

almost

this is not a
vacation

We are here to find the Sword of the Storm.

Stay focused

okay I will.

I'm always focused

Also, remember if you
have any questions

I am an expert on
this Shen Gong Wu

like you'd ever let us forget.

I'm sorry kids I can't hone in on this one.

You're on your own

A net cast wide catches more fish

What?

think he's saying we should split up?

Would it k*ll you guys to
just say what you mean?

I could walk this
Beach from end to end

searching for
the Shen Gong Wu.

or I could get a big picture
from on top of those waves.

Surfs up.

Raimundo is ready to...

Dis by driftwood.

no way the Sword of the Storm

I got some serious skills

surrender the Sword of the Storm

Let me guess.

Jack's new sidekick

don't deny it

Kimiko saw the position
posted on the net

you are correct

I am Tubbymura,
mighty warrior of the ninja arts.

Nice to meet you.

I'm Raimundo Xiaolin dragon of the wind

in training

enough babble

surrender the sword of the
storm or be dealt with in

the harshest of manner

I can do harsh

let's Rumble

Wind.

huh?

dragon of the wind

so you have both swords now

big deal

I'm still gonna sweep the beach with you

I think not dragon in training

Sword of the Storm.

Is that all you got?

I thought you are going to
do something impressive

As you wish.

farewell mighty dragon of the wind

has anyone seen Raimundo?

I fear for his safety.

all I saw was a giant sandstorm

hey

hallelujah

my sinuses are clear

Raimundo Bubba, what happened to you?

Well, besides getting sand in my pants

a ninja took the sword

that explains the drain sinuses

you found the sword
of the storm?

yeah

but you lost?

it wasn't my fault

that sword didn't even work

Did you not remember what
I said about this Shen Gong Wu?

Well, yeah of course I did I...

What?

you didn't hear a word about
the Sword of the Storm did you?

I might have missed
the middle part

Raimundo was defeated by wind Shen Gong Wu?

but ain't wind you're an dragon element?

Yeah I get the point I messed up.

like you guys never make mistakes

I have completed my mission

as I said I would

Well done I'm impressed

I don't know I was hoping you'd
get it to us an hour ago

I shall be more
efficient next time

if we decide to hire you

What do you mean if?

Tubbymura did an excellent job.

oh yeah but if he
knows we think that

he'll ask for more money

hmm good point

besides maybe we can get

another freebie out of him

excellent evil thinking Jack

yeah I'm evil
management material.

What's up Raimundo?

nothing

what is wrong with Raimundo?

He looks like a sack of sad

I'll bet he's still down
about losing that sword.

He should be.

He was very foolish and...

that is why I shall
endeavour to cheer

him up with my
infectious good spirits?

Hello, Raimundo

my usually fun-loving friend

I am here to turn your
frown upside down.

yeah whatever

I know your most humiliating
defeat has sadden you.

Still you must take hope that one day

you'll be as skilled and as talented as me.

I do not think my good
spirits infected Raimundo?

let me try

check it out Goo Zombies 2

over 500 new levels want to play?

No.

You sure?


not interested

ok but if you change your mind feel free

Raimundo really down Master Fung

he doesn't even want to play Goo Zombies 2

Goo Zombies 2?

The sequel to goo zombies?

Ah Yes.

of course I shall talk with Raimundo

thanks

you must not dwell in the
house of failure young one

or you may never be
able to leave it

I shouldn't lost Master Fung

I'm more skilled than Tubbymura and

in way better shape

you weren't defeated by
your opponent Raimundo

Would you like to see the
impression of his boot on my butt?

that won't be necessary

you were defeated by
your lack of knowledge

remember a drop of knowledge
is more powerful than a sea of force

can't anyone speak normally around here

Reflect on these things.

As for me I think I shall try
my hand at Goo Zombies 2.

Raimundo partner it's pretty late maybe you

oughta give that stuff a rest

no way

I'm gonna learn everything I can
about the Shen Gong Wu

doesn't do any good to close the
barn door after the horses get out

what?

nevermind

remember how I thought I was only
allergic to the Sword of the Storm?

yeah?

well I was wrong.

Shroud of Shadows.

why is he disappearing?

is there a problem
with the scroll?

No. This Shen Gong Wu is
the Shroud of shadows

which allows its user
to become invisible.

Really?

Very good Raimundo

Come on. let's go.

The sooner we find that Shen Gong Wu.

The sooner my sinuses clears out.

There's a pretty picture.

Tokyo. Home sweet home.

look at those fish sure
wish I brought my poll

look

What? I don't see anything

but just what we're looking for.

The Shroud of Shadows

nothing to it

thank you for locating the Shen Gong Wu

We will take possession of it now

Water.

Fire.

Earth.

Cannonball.

Got it.

No way.

This is mine

there is only one way to
determine the winner

I challenge you to

a Xiaolin Showdown.

Bring it.

We will each stand on a rock in a pond

and try to knock the
other one into the water.

sounds good

but just to make it
a little more fun

I challenge you to a Shen Yi Bu Dare

Shen Yi what?

Now I'm sure they're
making stuff up you

You mind filling us in partner?

I must admit even an expert like

myself does not
have this knowledge.

The Shen Yi Bu Dare

yeah well of course

I know what it is

but for everyone else

why don't you fill them
in Raimundo?

No sweat.

it's something I came
across in my studies

it's like a double dare.

Each contestant wagers two Shen Gong Wu

winner takes all

then I will soon possess
five Shen Gong Wu

not after I toss your sorry
can in the water you won't

Which Shen Gong Wu do you wager?

The eye of Dashie and
the two-ton tunic

against your Sword of the Storm
and the Fist of Tebigong.

Onto Shen Yi Bu Dare.

How about every now and again we
swap Shen Gong Wu?

Enough talk.
To battle.

let's go Xiaolin Showdown.

I hope Raimundo knows what he's doing

How can he?

even Omi doesn't
know what he's doing

and he's an expert.

Gong Yi Tanpai.

Sword of the Storm

Two-ton Tunic

Sorry, I'm not going anywhere

hey you show them partner.

Just finish this thing Raimundo

before I burn my nose off.

Eye of Dashie.

Fist of Tebigong.

You have to do better
than that to defeat me.

Back you monster,
what trickery is this?

Its the Shen Yi Bu switcheroo

those catfish sure would
make fine fillets

now you will feel the
full sting of my sword

Sword of the Storm.

Fist of Tebigong.

you can look now

what? I wasn't worried

of course you weren't

Uh-oh

Hey.

the Shen Yi Bu has turned against you

you know this Tubbymura
guy really isn't so bad

You're impressed with his evil
taunting aren't you?

it has a certain Flair

not unlike my own

still waiting to hear
the evil laugh though

Best of luck using the
sword without falling.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

I am NOT gonna be the one to tell Master
Fung we lost all these Shen Gong Wu

sorry cowboy

you must choose:
drop the Sword of the Storm

or fall

Kay I choose fall.

Raimundo.

Eye of Dashie.

Sword of the Storm.

most inventive

he has combined the
two Shen Gong Wu.

Impossible.

Told you I was
Dragon to the Wind.

Should have done your homework.

Two-ton Tunic.

Put me down.

okay

later

enjoy your bath Tubbymura.

- Good job
- Way to go.

thank goodness that's
done I can breathe again

or not

You did well today Xiaolin Warriors.

many new Shen Gong Wu are now
in the protection of the temple

our hats are off to
Raimundo master Fung sir

it would have been a bust without
him and that Shen Yi Bu Dare

there hasn't been a Shen Yi
Bu dare for many centuries

it is difficult to do.

where is the little genius anyway?

Still studying if you can believe it

He wouldn't tell us what it was,

just it was very important

How did you you know I was there?

It's the Shroud of Shadows

not the shroud of silence

You breathe through
your mouth dude

come on

please tell me what you are studying?

No.

I will acknowledge
you as the expert.

I'm the expert anyway.

Will you atleast give a me a hint
as to the nature of your study?

well let's just say

I'm preparing for future challenges.