03x09 - Chucky Choo

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Xiaolin Showdown

Xiaolin Showdown

'The Kuzusu Atom'

'is the most dangerous Wu.'

'Whoever possesses it can

vaporize his enemies at will.'

It's also pretty nifty

for cleaning your room

when you forget

to pick up after yourself.

I gotta talk!

It-it could be you-you-know-who!

Dojo, give it back!

You've already used up

most of my minutes!

Master Fung,

what a pleasant surprise.

Dojo, my answering machine

is filled with messages

from you.

What is so urgent?

II miss you!

And I miss you too.

But you must stop

calling every five minutes.

Master Fung?

Who's that?

W-what?

Oh, no one.

There. There!

Dojo, this is Frenchie Foo.

Just an old

friend passing through.

Another dragon?

Dojo, it isn't like that.

No.

It's table tennis at 3:00.

Then pool time.

Dojo, gimme that!

Oh, no, not until

I get to the bottom of this!

- Hold on there, little missy.

- Dojo!

- Look in!

- Look out!

How much further to the Kuzusu

Atom Shen Gong Wu?

About 20 miles.

That way.

Master Fung,

are you still there?

Master Fung, speak to me.

Master Fung!

buzz buzz buzz

I tell you, these are the finest

Shen Gong Wu in the market.

Each with a lifetime warranty.

Psst. I'm interested

in Shen Gong Wu.

Well, you came

to the right place.

Scary lady.

What can I do you for?

The name is Wuya.

And I'll take all of them.

Nice doing business with you, W.

How can I help you,

pretty kitty?

sniff sniff sniff

I'm Jack Spicer.

The prince of darkness.

Of course you are,

Your Highness.

And I've got just what

every dark prince wants.

Wowie!

Heyhow do I know

these Wu really work?

Well, I see you know your Wu.

Go ahead.

Take one for a spin.

Shroud of shadows!

Prince? Oh, where did you go?

Shroud of shadows!

I'm here!

I was here all along!

Wow! These are the best Wu ever!

Time to look for fresh fish.

Are you certain the Kuzusu Atom

lies under the falls?

I got a nose for Wu.

Unless my sinuses are acting up.

Gills of Hamachi!

whoosh whoosh whoosh

Wudai Warriors,

double your efforts!

Raimundo, triple yours.

There it is!

Aw, this is gonna be easier

than tippin' h*ifers

durin' a full moon.

Jack Spicer, you are,

like, so not getting this Wu!

"Jack Spicer, you are,

like, so not getting this Wu!"

Wrong! Meet my new fish-bots.

You're such a freak!

Dolphins are mammals, not fish!

So what?

They all have flippers!

Fish-bots, attack!

Nothin' I dislike more than

a smart alec Tursiops truncatus

Yeah, bottlenose dolphin.

pew pew pew

boom

Fish-bots, attack!

pew pew pew

Urgh! Take that, Charlie!

pew pew pew

boom

pew pew pew

pew pew pew

boom

splash splash splash

It's over baby.

Thorn Of Thunderbolt.

Silk Spitter.

Hey..

You can color me gone.

Shroud of Shadows!

'I'm am so invisible.'

How'd you do that?

Wudai Neptune Water!

Pre boarding young monks

and the pitiful

in need of assistance.

That's me! We're saved!

Think again, chowder head.

poing

'Water!'

Time to put

the Kuzusu Atom to bed.

And then time to put

Dojo to bed.

What a strange

and colorful dragon.

I wonder where he came from.

poing poing

Please don't hurt me,

I didn't know they weren't real.

What's not real?

Umm, nothing.

I'm just d-delirious

from the lack of food

and sleep.

I've been on a long,

lo-o-ong journey.

Are you like

a world traveler dude?

Okay,

I'm a world traveler dude

who's nothing

but scales and bones.

Did I mention I haven't

eaten or slept in days?

You are welcome

to stay with us.

Oh, no,

I-I really couldn't impose.

You think I could

have a room facing west?

I hate wakin' up

too early in the afternoon.

And then Genghis Khan rides up

waving the most humongous sword

'and boasting how he took it

from his latest conquest.'

He is surprised

to find everyone snickering.

Then he looks down

and sees the price tag

still dangling from the handle.

You should've seen the look

on that palooka's red face.

He maybe a tyrant,

but he was still good people.

You know so many famous people.

Oh, yeah.

Attila the Hun,

Alexander the Great

Ivan the terrible..

Now there was a sweetie.

Never understood

how he got that name.

Hey, guys.

I just checked the fridge.

We're out of ice cream.

Dojo, there's someone

I would like you to meet.

'Wait, y-you know each other?'

You!

No good yo-yo thief!

Oh, hey!

That hurts.

My guess, would be yes.

Hey, come on,

ease up, will you?

This is the no good con dragon

I told you about.

The one who stole

the family yo-yo.

You got it all wrong, Dojo.

Alright, I'll give you,

he's handsome.

But Chucky Choo

is more slippery than--

A baby oinker in

a pig catching contest?

Yeah. When you shake his hand

you better count your fingers.

I'm pretty sure

that's how I lost my feet.

There must be some mistake.

No. No, there's no mistake.

Dojo's right on all accounts.

Liar, don't listen to him.

Because he just..

Go on.

It's true.

I was once a bad dragon..

who did bad things.

But the worst thing I ever did

was to lose the friendship

of my closest friend.

But I've changed since then.

And I hope one day

I'll be lucky enough

to earn back that friendship.

What do you say, Dojo?

O-o!

Alright, I see I'm getting

some mixed signals

on how you feel about me.

- Chucky.

- No.

I'll be in my room.

Out by the end of the day.

Or the week.

End of the month,

the very latest.

And if you run out

for more ice cream

you know where to find me.

Hmph!

A little privacy, please?

I just came to say goodbye.

And good riddance.

I know what the family yo-yo

meant to you.

That's why before

I leave for good..

The family yo-yo!

Yeah, I found it years ago

but I had no idea

where to find you.

I never doubted you

for a moment, buddy boy!

Loop-de-loop.

Three leaf clover.

Lift the spinner.

Gravity grip.

Around the world!

I see you still got the moves.

Dojo, you can

always make me laugh.

Now, look at you.

A great mystical dragon.

I'd be lying if I didn't say

I'm just a bit jealous.

You? Jealous of moi?

But you're the world traveler.

Yeah, about that.

There's something

I've been meaning to tell you.

whirr

'Right behind you, Dojo.'

What..

Whoa-whoa!

I guess I walked the dog

when I should've looped a loop.

'You really thought'

you could get away with it?

Selling us fake Wu!

That's low. Even for evil.

That's what

I was trying to tell you.

But it's all over.

Yes, all over

for this con team.

No, not me!

I'm a straight arrow dragon.

whirr whirr whirr

We saw how chummy

you two were.

Like peas and carrots.

Cyclops will watch over you.

While your pal here

helps me get some real Wu.

But he's not my pal!

For your sake,

you'd better hope he is.

Because if he

doesn't come through..

pew pew pew

boom

We'regonna have

a nice camp fire?

Hey, guys. I was online

shopping for shoes.

- Guess what I found?

- Shoes?

I'll be a Texas road apple.

Who in gosh-darn

would sell Dojo?

I cross referenced the user name

with a double helix

tracer decoding worm.

Wuya is demanding Wu for Dojo.

Dojo! Are you alright?

I've been better!

Someone toss me

a life preserver!

Or a mint!

Put your hands up!

We've got

you hombres surrounded.

Grr.

zap

Blade of the Nebula!

Shimo Staff!

Arrow Sparrow!

Big Bang Meteorang!

crash

What in tarnation's goin' on?

My Wudai Weapon is..

an imposter!

'Mine's a forgery too!'

- Mine too!

- They all are.

Oh, good job, Chucky.

At least someone

I work with is competent.

You low-down

snake in the grass.

Hey, I'm just lookin' out

for number one, pal.

Cyclops, keep our friends

occupied while I gather our Wu.

gulp

Dojo, I challenge you

to a Xiaolin Showdown.

But Dojo does not have any Wu!

It says right here

"that a mystical dragon

"can be Wu-less in a showdown

if he has no criminal record."

Well,

there was the, the..

No convictions.

The game is Xiaolin Pinball.

The first to reach

one million points wins.

Let's go.

- Xiaolin Showdown!

- Xiaolin Showdown!

ting ting ting

- Gong Yi Tan Pai!

- Gong Yi Tan Pai!

pew pew pew

ding ding ding

peep peep peep

ting ting ting

Say, this could be

a pretty cool ride!

Dojo, keep your ears

on the game!

Omi, you gotta be

doing that on purpose.

clank clank clank

peep peep peep

Whoo-hoo! Way to go, Dojo!

peep peep peep

We know you can do it, Dojo!

He's toast.

Prepare to loose

your first showdown.

I liked you better

when you were legless.

I could relate more.

tring tring tring

I'm sorry.

I cost us all the Wu.

Do not feel sad, Dojo.

At least you came in second.

Well, I hate to

overstay my welcomes.

So, see you, W.

Not so fast.

This time I'm making sure

the Wu work.

Let's see how it rids us

of one annoying dragon.

Kuzusu Atom!

Why'd you vaporize all our Wu?

I didn't do it

on purpose you fool.

Wow! You're a bigger

bull head than me.

Urgh!

If only I didn't buy into

you turning your life around

we wouldn't have lost

all our Wu!

Umm, not exactly.

Wuya only had

the fake Kuzusu Atom.

But I saw her vaporize

all our Wu.

No, you only thought you did.

The Wu that was vaporized

was my counterfeit collection.

Then where is the real Wu?

I stashed it

in the one place it'd be safe.

Dojo's nose!

Changing Chopsticks!

ting ting ting

I thought I was just

coming down with a cold.

With Wuya thinking

all the Wu were destroyed

she'll leave you alone.

I never doubted you

for a moment.

Orb of Tornami!

Had to make sure.

'It was nice of Master Monk Guan

to make'

'Chucky Choo

the new temple dragon.'

I'm just glad to be back

where I belong.

And what did you promise?

Never to send you away again.

Never, ever, ever, ever again.

Most people spend their lives

searching for good friends.

If you are lucky,

you'll find maybe one.

And I have so many,

including Chucky.

I wish he were here.

But at least I have

my family yo-yo

'to remember him by.'

'Hey! This is a fake!'