03x04 - Omi Town

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Xiaolin Showdown

Xiaolin Showdown

There's nothin' like

Chinese New Year

to put a smile

on these dragon lips.

Mom got me a picture pillow

and me is a little one

wrestlin' the family pig.

She always knows what I want.

Papa bought me

a black box decrypter.

Now I'll be able to

hack into anyone's email.

'What, with eight

brothers and sisters'

'and aunts and uncles

comin' out the wazoo'

I scored big time.

Boo! Whoa!

I wonder what my great,

great, great, great

Uncle Tiamat sent me.

His bones. How thoughtful.

Hey, Omi boy, why aren't

you grabbin' the booty?

I do not feel like

grabbing my booty.

Poor kid gets this way

every year around this time.

You mean, because he's

an orphan and has no family.

Nice, Rai, now why don't

you just go kick him?

Hey, I didn't mean anything.

'Besides, it's not

all bad being an orphan.'

'Think of what you save

on gifts.'

I don't think

you're getting through.

I'm sorry for being

such a lower.

You mean, a downer?

Not that you are.

I am sad because I do not

have a last name.

'Kimiko is a Tohomiko'

Clay is a Bailey,

Raimundo is a Pedrosa.

I am a blank.

- Even Dojo has a last name.

- You better believe it.

Kanojo Cho from

the Northern Cho Cho clan.

How about we find

your last name?

- One that fits like, um..

- Omi Greenberg.

- What?

- Thank you.

But I do not want someone

else's name, I want my name.

Then you should

go on a quest, Omi.

A quest to find out

who you are

and where you belong.

Is that possible?

Follow your Wudai instincts

wisely, little monk.

At the end of the journey,

you shall find your reward.

Isn't it interesting

how the littlest one longs

for parents he never had?

Yeah, yeah, breaks my heart.

With that knowledge,

I just might be able

to help you with your problem.

Problem? What problem?

I can feel your need to be evil.

'I know it's Chase Young

who's keeping you jailed'

'always in his shadow.

An echo of'

'how bad you could really be.'

I don't know what

you're talking about.

But if you have any

evil thoughts to share

I'm all ears.

Do you really think

you can fool me

with that teeny-tiny pimple

on the face of evil?

'A little more to the right.'

Your other right. There.

Perfect.

You are

the greatest master, master.

Yes, I am.

Great masters are so

under appreciated.

Whoever is standing my light,

better move.

Or it's the scrap heat, baby.

Better watch

who you call "baby"..

Baby.

- How did you get in?

- Not very difficult.

I walked in.

You should lock your door, Jack.

Ha! You may have a body

but I know

you're still powerless.

slam

Powerless enough for you?

Yeah, well.

I went easy on you,

be-because you're girl.

Now, what do you want?

I need your help.

You sure have

a funny way askin' for it.

- Why should I help?

- Hello, my boy.

Touch me and I'll scream.

You did scream.

Then I'll scream louder.

Just keep that evil

jelly bean away from me.

Who are you callin'

a jelly bean?

Moby Morpher!

Jelly bean?

No, I-I said Hannibal Bean.

But I like jelly beans

especially the green ones.

You will help me

get Shen Gong Wu.

So I will one day

get my powers back.

You sure Chase won't mind?

What dragon breath doesn't know,

won't hurt him.

Over there.

No, to the left.

No, right.

Wait! Stop!

Stop here? In mid air?

Are you crazy?

Um, maybe we should

give it a rest

and start over in the mornin'?

Why brother? I've no idea

where we should go.

I'm like the blonde

leading the blonde.

I think you mean,

the blind leading the blind.

Remember what Master Fung said?

Follow your instincts

and they will take you there.

Or somewhere.

Nowhere. That's where

it's taking me.

No wh..

'Over there.'

Ifthat isn't a sign,

I don't know what is.

I believe

we should go that way.

No, duh!

You know, Omi,

about these signs..

I would have thought

they would be more

you know, mystical.

Now, Dojo you shouldn't

kiss a horse on the lips

before it gives

you it's presents.

Kiss a gift horse

on the mouth.

I thought it was

look a gift horse in the mouth.

Are you seein' what I'm seein'?

Is this weird or is it just me?

What is weird about a town of

exceptionally

good-looking people.

Well, little buddy,

all the good-lookin' people

'look just like you.'

This must be

where I came from.

My parents must be here.

If we break apart, we can

cover ourselves with more dirt.

I'm guessing split up

and cover more ground.

Omi! Omi, I found your parents.

They are just outside of town.

But I think

you need to know that--

There's nothing more

I need to know.

Except that my parents are here.

'Ha ha! Wo! Woo-hoo!'

You found Omi's parents?

Yeah, but I'm not sure they're

exactly what Omi is expecting.

buzz

'This is where

my parents live?'

Son, is that you?

'Mother? Father?'

Poor little guy.

'I don't know how things

could get any worse for him.'

Omi Crud.

My last name is Crud?

Omi Crud!

I think you spoke

too soon, partner.

You could not always

have been farmers.

I bet you have a colorful past.

Fought many brave battles.

The only brave battles

I can recall fighting

were with your mother.

We go acted like cats and dogs.

Usually over doing chores

or bowl of rice.

And you're certain

that Omi is your son?

I mean, Omi is not the only one

in town with a big yellow head.

Just look at his baby photos.

Here's Omi when he got

his first dot.

And here he is breaking

his first board.

And here's a lock

of his baby hair.

Actually that's all

he ever grew.

No doubt about it.

Omi is their boy.

We're just so tickled to have

our little Omi back.

We miss him so.

We never knew what happened

to him all those years ago.

One second he was here

and the next..

We figured we must have got him

mixed in with the produce

and sold him off

as a grapefruit.

Anyway, I think I better

get back to the chores.

Still got to plough

the back forty, you know.

splat splat splat

No, father.

Allow me.

'No-now there's a good son.'

Snake Dancing Doggy.

Cow Sucking Cheese!

Pig Eating Sausage!

Horse Stealing Cart!

Hah!

Goat Churning Butter.

Ha.

Monkey Painting House.

Ha-a..

Omi, you must be tired.

I made up your old room for you.

Just like it always was.

O-old room?

But I have a room

back at the temple.

No, you'll be staying here

with us from now on.

Looking after the farm

will be a full-time job.

Youyou want me

to leave the temple?

We..

We just want you to be happy.

You don't have to care

for your parents

if you don't want to.

I'm sure we'll find

some way to get by.

Or not.

splat splat

No. I willstay.

You are my mother and father.

It is my duty.

Think about

what you're sayin', buckaroo.

You can't stay.

You're a Xiaolin monk.

No, I am a Crud first.

But, Omi, until a few hours ago

you were just

a grapefruit to them.

These are my parents.

It is the only

honorable thing to do.

Are you sure about this?

Yes. This is goodbye.

Not goodbye.

We'll come back and visit

and you'll visit us and..

swoosh

Goodbye, my friends.

'Supper time, Omi.'

'We're having

your favorite, chicken feet.'

'Then right after

you do the dishes'

'you can give us a sponge bath.'

It's hard to believe

the little round dude's gone.

He made bad slang

an art form.

We should be happy for him.

He wanted to find his family

and he did.

Now he knows who he is.

Yeah, aCrud.

Excellent!

With cheddar head

out of the way.

The young warriors

will be mortally weakened.

Which means

we move on the temple.

Booyah! Rock 'n' roll.

Shake it till

you break it, baby.

Um, too tired to care.

c*ck-a-doodle-doo

No!

- Good morning, little monk.

- Chase Young.

I'm not here

to fight you, little one.

- But to warn you.

- Warn me?

caw

Do you know

where the other monks are?

Asleep.

whack

They're in trouble

and need your help.

I do not believe you.

Look into the crow's eyes.

With cheddar head

out of the way.

The young warriors

will be mortally weak.

Which means

we move on the temple.

Hannibal Bean, Wuya and Jack?

Why are you telling me this?

Just something I thought

you ought to know.

In case you wanted

to do anything about it.

You want me to leave my parents

and forfeit my honor.

But I will not.

Even if they are old

fat andsmelly.

They need me.

And tonight I have

to clean their teeth.

Little do they suspect.

It'll be like taking

Shen Gong Wu from a baby.

Looks like you just

stepped into the wrong crib.

Light sleepers.

Well, you know what they say.

The early bird catches the worm

or worms.

- Hey, nice dis.

- Worm?

You're talkin'

to Hannibal Roy Bean.

Yeah.

Well, listen, Mr. Musical Fruit.

I eat beans for lunch.

Well, eat this! Moby Morpher!

Wudai Orion Formation!

I think you're missing

someone round

who looks like a cheese snack.

He's right.

Without Omi, we're sunk.

Jackbots, attack!

Get along, little doggy. Not!

Think you have enough for me?

And then some, you old witch!

Hyah!

Never insult your elders.

Especially when

I can kick your butt.

It's just you and me, Bean dude.

Poor, Raimundo.

Always one step behind.

Even with his fellow monk.

'Need any help from a cowpoke?'

Hey, you're not

supposed to be here.

Well, what comes in circles

goes the other way in circles.

Somebody translate.

I'll be up all night.

I'm guessing

what goes around comes around.

Please.

That wasn't even close.

Wudai Orion Formation!

Jackbots, attack!

crash

You'll need

more than Kung-Fu

just stop Hannibal Roy Bean!

How about Kung-Fu cowpoke style?

ding smack wham

Way to go, Omi.

Omi, rocks!

Nice farm moves partner.

It is the Crud in me.

In fact, I call it

Crud-Kung Cow Fu!

Omi, the Shen Gong Wu.

Mother?

I challenge you

to a Xiaolin Showdown.

The game is bamboo hopping.

First to fall, loses.

My mother, on the side of evil?

When you're a parent,

you'll understand.

My Orb of Tornami against your

Lasso Boa-Boa!

How did you get my orb?

I went through your pocket

when you were clipping

your father's toe nails.

Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

Gong Yi Tanpai!

Whoa..

That's for not

cleaning your room.

And that's for not eating your

'sweet and spicy chicken feet!'

And you call that a sponge bath?

whack whack

Who-o-

There's nothing sweeter than

a mother's love for her son.

Tear him up, mom!

Mother and son should not fight!

It is not right.

I'm your mother.

I tell you what's right.

And that's for never calling!

But I did not even know

you existed.

Don't talk back to your mother!

Don't think of her

as your mother.

Yeah, just think of her

as a really evil old person.

But with a bad hip.

No, I will not raise

my hand to you mother.

Fine by me.

I have no trouble

of raising a hand to you.

Orb of Tornami!

Wudai Neptune! Water!

Where did I go wrong?

Mother!

No-o-o-o!

She's not your mom.

She's a robot!

A robot?

Hey, they made me do it.

They made me build

all the robots.

Hannibal Bean then used the

Moby Morpher to make my robots

to look like your relatives.

If you had any.

We figured if we could

break up the dream team

We could take all the Wu.

It would have worked too.

If you hadn't shown up.

Let us just say

that a little bird

told me to.

caw caw caw

Chase Young.

Quickly we must return

the Shen Gong Wu to the vault.

Shroud of Shadow.

Hey,

what about my escape needs?

Are the Shen Gong Wu safe?

Of course, they are.

You just took them to the vault.

Didn't you?

They were not very good parents.

But at least they were

my parentsfor a while.

Your parents are still

out there somewhere.

You can still find them.

What is more

you succeeded in your quest

to find where you belong.

But I am back where I started.

That is right.

This is your home.

Happy New Year, Omi.

Hah!

I hope you like chocolates.

Whether I find my parents or not

I know I will always

have a family.

You ate all my chocolates?