03x03 - The Life and Times of Hannibal Roy Bean

[bunniefuu]

Xiaolin Showdown

Xiaolin Showdown

Sweet Baby Among Us is

the most worthy Shen Gong Wu.

After this workout,

we can kick any baby's butt.

I'm pleased by

your enthusiasm.

But developing ones Wudai skills

will be a long journey.

No problemo, Fungo.

I say, bring it on, baby.

Bring it on.

A very, very long journey.

Hey, boys and girls.

A new Shen Gong Wu

has revealed itself.

It's called the Moby Morpher.

'Whoever possesses the Wu

can change his shape and size.'

'Even take on the appearance

of his enemy.'

It's one of the most--

One of the most powerful

and dangerous Shen Gong Wu.

That's what he was gonna say.

Make yourself useful

and hand me the socket wrench.

Hand me the socket wrench.

That's a crescent wrench,

bird brain.

That's a crescent wrench,

bird brain.

squawk

You may not know your wrenches

but you are feisty.

You are feisty.

Yeah, I guess we both are.

How about I call you,

Little Jack?

Little Jack.

Little Jack.

Say you're a stinky butt.

You're a stinky butt.

This is too cool.

beep beep

Hey, best bird bud.

It's time I show you

how I make my evil living.

No good-rotten pizza face.

No good-rotten pizza face.

No good-rotten pizza face.

'Yeow!'

'Shen Gong Wu at 3 o'clock.'

Please pass the remaining trash

to the center aisle.

Well, well, look what

the old dragon dragged in.

Prepare for

a lesson in humility.

You're not gonna join in?

No interest.

This is Wuya's party.

It just don't seem right,

beatin' up a 1500-year-old lady.

Fist of Tebigong.

Earth.

Point taken.

Well, I've got no problem

kicking old hag butt.

Well, come and get it.

Judolette Flip Fire!

kaboom

swoosh

Okay, old evil one.

Let's see what you've got.

pow

Sword of the Storm.

My, you're quiet

a muscular young man.

Yeah, I work outa lot.

toink toink

As a disciplined

Wudai Warrior

I will not be influenced by a

most powerful female willies.

Orb of Tornami.

splash

Mwah.

Wuya, I challenge you

to a Xiaolin Showdown.

The game is meteor shower.

'The first to reach

the Moby Morpher wins.'

And to make it interesting

my Ying Yo-Yo against

your Yang Yo-Yo.

You never mentioned

you have the Ying Yo-Yo.

Didn't I?

Must have slipped my mind.

Kimiko, remember, if you enter

the Ying Yang world without

both Wu,

you will come out evil.

And if you enter evil,

you come out good.

We may need a score card

for this one.

Let's go.

Xiaolin Showdown!

kaboom

'Gong Yi Tanpai!'

boom boom

Yang Yo-Yo!

kaboom

Once I have both Wu,

it's evil domination, baby.

What's wrong with Kimiko?

She left her good,

in the Ying-Yang World.

boom boom

Ying Yo-Yo.

If I win, I'm opening a home

for birds without nests.

- 'Yang Yo-Yo!'

- 'Ying Yo-Yo!'

- 'Yang Yo-Yo!'

- 'Ying Yo-Yo!'

- 'Yang Yo-Yo!'

- 'Ying Yo-Yo!'

It's funny, but sometimes

it's hard to tell

the good and evil apart,

you know what I'm saying?

boom boom

kaboom

Yang Yo-Yo!

kaboom

No!

kaboom

You are the male.

That's, you're the man.

Well, you're

definitely somethin'.

- What's going on?

- No good runaway bird.

Hey!

My Shen Gong Wu.

Your Shen Gong Wu?

I never saw it before.

Hate to taunt you on.

But me and my posse

don't play by the rules.

We play to win.

Little Jack,

bring me the Wu.

Bring me the Wu,

bring me my Wu.

I've got a better idea.

That's your own Wu, sissy boy.

What's the world come to,

when you

you can't even trust

your bird.

There's somethin' strange about

that quiet feather duster.

I believe, Little Jack may not

be just your average parrot.

I got you.

To high, nose bleed.

It seems our featured thief

is the Ying-Yang bird.

It's arrival means that a very

close friend of mine is nearby.

Hannibal Bean.

I've heard of

Hannibal Bean.

Maybe you could

introduce us sometime?

Only if I wish

to get rid of you.

Which could be arranged

quite easily.

Waa..

'You want it? Come on.

Too slow.'

Wudai Warriors, you will leave

for the Ying-Yang world

where you will retrieve

the stolen Shen Gong Wu.

You will take

the silver Manta Ray.

What about Dojo?

Unfortunately, Dojo cannot fly

in the Ying-Yang world.

Do you have to

tell everyone?

Something's you wanna

keep private.

Remember to remain cautious.

Anything can happen

in the Ying-Yang world.

And it usually does.

'Shen Gong Wu, can be

most unpredictable.'

'They may work fine at times,

then behave just the opposite.'

Yeah, spontaneous combustion

is the leading cause of injury.

Probably, you should bring

along a fire extinguisher.

'Ying Yang Yo-Yo!'

Very nice.

squash

When I find that

Wu stealing bird

he's chicken taco's,

parrot style.

'I wouldn't go in there,

if I were you.'

Which I am.

Jack?

Please. I don't allow

anyone to touch me.

Especially me.

Don't you recognize me?

You used the ring

of the nine dragons

to make me the last time

you were here.

So that's why I've been feeling

more evil than ever.

Jack,

it's so good to see you.

No, no, no.

You don't wanna go in there.

That's were Hannibal Bean lives.

The last thing you need

are more bad influences.

Hannibal Roy Bean?

'He's the meanest evilest

force in the universe.'

He's my evil hero.

I thought Chase Young

was your evil hero.

What? I'm not allowed more than

one evil hero in my life?

'Be careful.'

'Call me if you need me.'

Hey, it's kinda nice to be

a passenger for a change.

I can get used to this.

Hey, easy on the controls.

It's not me, Master Fung said

Wu can act

unpredictably in

the Ying-Yang world.

Whoa!

Maybe I should take over.

I'd like to leave the parallel

universe in one piece.

Do you know how to fly

the Silver Manta Ray?

Please, I was flying

before I could crawl.

I'm not just

a mystical dragon.

I'm also a certified pilot.

Good enough for me,

she's all yours, pappy.

Now, let's see if we can

pick up the pace a little.

Don't worry.

I got everything under control.

Here.

I found the flying manual.

'Time of impact, ten seconds.'

'Nine seconds.'

'Eight seconds.'

'Seven seconds.'

'Six seconds.'

'Five seconds.'

'Four seconds.'

Golden Finger!

'Two seconds.'

Look, it says here

if all else fails

use the golden finger

Shen Gong Wu

to freeze time momentarily.

See, no problem.

kaboom

boom

kaboom

Hello.

Hello, I see that

I have company.

To whom do I

owe the pleasure?

I'm Jack Spicer,

evil boy genius.

I really, really love your work,

Mr. Bean sir.

Of course, you do, boy.

Now come a little closer.

I promise I won't bite.

One day I wanna be

as evil as you.

Aren't you sweet.

You will.

Once you overcome

your fears.

I'm not afraid of anything.

You sleep with a night light.

You're scared of clowns

and you have panic attacks

when you're away

from your mama

for more than one day.

How do you know that?

It's apparent to me

that you're just

one generation away

from good.

That's why you work so hard

to prove you areevil.

I am evil, I am.

And I wanna go home now.

Not before getting

what you came for.

I have Shen Gong Wu.

And I can have them?

All you have to do is

open the cage and take 'em.

roar roar

Funny, you look

taller on TV.

If you're true evil,

you know what to do.

Can you give me a hint?

Just open the cage

and let me out, you twit.

'Yoo-hoo.'

Yoo-hoo, hey, guys

over here.

screech

Argh!

It's good Jack.

I am so happy to see you.

How in tarnation

did you go and get

all good again?

This is the good part of me

I left behind from before.

Can't breathe.

Losing consciousness.

pop

Maybe we should

save the hugs until

after we find out

what's going on.

I am afraid

my evil side is about

to get into

a whole lot of trouble.

What kind of trouble

are you talking about?

Bad Jack went to visit

Hannibal Bean.

I told him not to.

But does he listen to me? No.

Hannibal Roy Bean is here?

You've heard of him?

Hannibal is the one who turned

Chase Young to evil.

Chase Young

and Master Monk Guan

were once the best of friends.

But Hannibal found a way

to come between them.

He knew Chase Young's

weakness was his

need to be the best

on the block.

And that Master Monk Guan was

the one who stood in his way.

Hannibal reminded him

of his destiny to

be the greatest

warrior ever.

But that destiny could only

be found on the Heylin side.

Later Chase felt

the Heylin side

was growin' a little too

crowded and double crossed him.

He locked Hannibal, in the

Ying-Yang world for eternity.

And you can imagine,

it put a real

strain on their relationship.

I don't get it,

how can something

so puny be so powerful?

I understand.

Strength is not measured

by one's size

but by the size of ones

strength.

That maybe,

but he's still just a bean.

poof

Look, maybe we should

check out this Bean dude.

Clay, you know about tractors

'maybe you can fix

the Silver Manta Ray.'

Sure, yeah.

Tractors

and mystical flyin' transports

are like two peas

from the same pod.

Hi, guys, nice weather.

Jack Spicer,

what are you doing here?

It's that no good

Hannibal Bean.

He got me to let him go

and then he locked me up.

He lied to me.

Yeah, evil villains have

a tendency to do that.

He was right about one thing.

I do miss my mommy.

And I wanna go home.

Hey, what's going on? What am

I doing there, when I'm here?

That-that's not me.

That's not me.

That's Hannibal Bean.

I bet he used the Moby Morpher

to make himself look like me

after I let him out.

I never let me out.

I-I mean him.

I have an idea, we will use

the Ring of the Nine Dragons

to re-unite the two real Jacks.

Ring of the Nine Dragons.

So it appears that it was not

Jack who acted so stupid as to

free Hannibal Bean.

It was me?

You got it, sweet pea.

Moby Morpher.

Enough chat chit.

Today victory is mine,

Hannibal Bean.

Hardly seems

like a fair fight.

True. Perhaps I should fight

with my eyes closed.

Wudai Neptune Water!

Wudai Mars Fire!

Wudai Star Wind!

swoosh

Moby Morpher.

I wonder which one

is the real Omi.

I don't have

the foggiest idea.

Hey, you are not me.

'Cause I'm me.

Guys, it's Hannibal Bean.

'Moby Morpher.'

Well, thanks for the workout.

We must do it again sometime.

Right now, I got a lotta

evil catchin' up to do.

Hannibal maybe out

but he's still

trapped in the Ying-Yang world.

I say, we get back to

the Silver Manta Ray

and blow this taco stand.

They have taco's here?

Can I sit up front?

I get air sick easily.

'Ying Yang Yo-Yo.'

Chase Young.

What do you want?

Nothing that concerns you,

little one.

I've some unfinished business

to settle.

Yeah!

God, what in tarnation

are you doin'?

I'm ending what I should

have ended years ago.

No!

Moby Morpher.

Nice to see you again, Chase.

'Hey, thanks for

the assistance.'

Maybe one day,

I'll return the favor.

I'm afraid we've got

big problems, partner.

I know, you ripped the words

from inside my mouth.

You fools! You don't know

what you've done.

You have unleashed the greatest

evil the world has ever seen.

Sounds like

end of the world time.

'Again.'

No, it is far worse than that.