03x01 - Finding Omi

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Xiaolin Showdown

Xiaolin Showdown

Previously on

"Xiaolin Showdown"..

'The Ying Yo-Yo acts as a portal

to the Ying-Yang World. '

You are here about Master Fung.

He's missing and you must travel

to the Ying-Yang World.

Ying Yo-Yo!

The Ying Yo-Yo is actually

one of two Shen Gong Wu.

The Ying Yo-Yo

and the Yang Yo-Yo.

When leaving the Ying-Yang

World, you must have both Wu

or the good part of you

will be left behind.

I will rule the world

with you at my side.

The Serpent's Tail

is also missing.

That can only mean one thing.

'Serpent's Tail,

Reversing Mirror.'

It's good to be all

powerful again.

We'll just have to go

into the Ying-Yang World

and find both Omi

and Master Fung's chi.

Hey! Watch where you..

Ooh!

Omi, I missed you so.

Jack brought the Reversing

Mirror into the Ying-Yang World.

Instead of coming out whole

'he must've left behind

all of his evil.'

Omi swore his loyalty to me.

Chase Young is right,

as a Xiaolin monk

I am bound by my words.

meow

Omi belongs to me.

Now and forever!

'Aah, there is nothing like'

the smell of ash in the morning.

I have never seen you

look soevil.

Omi's essence combined

with my own has allowed me

to grow stronger!

Soon I will enslave

every living creature

and plunge the world

into eternal darkness.

Now, we'll have none of that.

swoosh

Evil can be most rewarding.

'One time, you were

on the side of good.'

'Perhaps there is still

some good inside of you.'

swoosh

No, don't think so.

Don't worry, Omi,

in time you too will

learn to appreciate evil.

I must warn you..

that my purring should

not be mistaken as a sign

that I approve of your actions.

I just happened to like

having my ears scratched.

Again, please.

Poor, Omi, he looks so sad

with that big furry head.

Yeah, the one time

the little fella needs us

and we're about as useless

as a catfish on a bicycle.

Good morning, all!

Master Fung, I brought you

your morning tea.

But I usually bring

Master Fung his morning tea.

- Allow me to pour, please.

- No!

I'm the one who pours

Master Fung's tea.

But I'm already in mid-pour.

He's probably saying

"It's okay,

I know you mean well."

Here, Master Fung.

You can use my laptop

computer to talk to us.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Thank you, Kimiko.

Master Fung, is there anything

we can do to get Omi back?

You must break

Chase Young's hold

by challenging him

for Omi's freedom.

'If you lose, you too

will lose your freedom.'

And then all hope

will have been lost.

Like the feeling in my legs.

Hey! Cheap shot.

I say go for it.

I know you guys can't lose.

And what makes you so sure?

Because you have good

on your side.

And when you have good,

you got the world on a string.

Hmm. There it goes again.

There goes what?

That!

thud

Dragon X Kumei Formation!

Whoa-a-a-h*!

It's no use.

Dragon X Kumei

won't work without Omi.

Where is it?

Ah!

Sword of the Storm! Wind!

roar

thud

roar

Spear of Yun!

What in the name of

blueberry jam is that thing?

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The Chi creature

is the guardian of the chi

in the Ying-Yang World.

It uses its tongue

to suck chi from its victims.

It won't rest until it replaces

the chi that was taken.

Guys, we gotta act now!

I say we go find Omi before

things get any weirder.

If that's even possible.

Go, young monks.

I will watch the Chi creature

while you are away.

Here, may be you should hold on

to this Silk Spitter

and the Glove of Jisaku

just in case.

beep beep

And the Reversing Mirror.

Wouldn't want anything to happen

to my number one guy!

M-mwah.

But I'm supposed to be

the one who kisses

Master Fung on the noggin.

Once I rid myself

of the other monks

nothing will stand between me

and total evil domination.

And what evil plan

do you have in mind for them?

None. The Chi creature

will handle things for us.

roar

'Silk Spitter.'

You will have to do better

than that, old monk!

Hah!

Be careful what you wish for.

You fight well for someone

with brittle bones.

But not well enough.

I'm so sorry, Master Fung.

I wish there was something

I could do.

Oh, poor little kitty-witty

want something to do?

Here's a ball of yarn.

Knock yourself out.

He he he.

I do not understand why

but I find this ball of yarn

most fascinating.

Be brave, young warrior,

the battle is not over.

Oh, I beg to differ.

Serpent's Tail!

roar

Oh, this isn't good.

Doesn't it know

we're on the same side?

You will have to find

your chi else where.

I suggest that you

look that way.

roar

'Sounds like we've got company.'

Sword of the Storm! Wind!

roar

thud

Star Hanabi! Fire!

'Fist of Tebigong! Earth!'

roar

thud

Oh!

I sure hope that's you, Clay.

Or at least a bear.

Please, don't suck my chi.

I have so little.

It's just me, good buddy.

Come on, we have to find

the others

so we can save Omi

and the world.

La la la la la la la

'There they are.'

Look, we're saved!

Guys! You don't know

how glad I am to see you.

I-S-P-A-F-A-I-C-S.

'Never try to teach a pig

dancing, waste your time.'

Hey!

We're too late,

they've been de-chied.

Elephant tusks cannot grow

out of dog's mouth.

Water that is too pure

has no fish.

Alrighty, all we have to do is,

use the Ying Yang Yo-Yo

to draw the chi creature

back into the Ying-Yang World

and find our pal's chi.

That's all? And I suppose

we'll be done

in time to catch a movie.

Great idea.

My treat, little buddy.

We're sunk!

The Yang Yo-Yo is missing.

Well, we still

have the Ying Yo-Yo.

What do you have,

tofu for brains?

If you leave the Ying-Yang World

without both Wu

you'll go back

to your former evil self.

Not that it wouldn't be

an improvement.

Then that's what I must do.

The world is at stake.

Not to mention the lives

of my good friends.

You'd be willing

to do that for us?

Even after all of

the mean things we've said?

Yeah, water off a duck's back.

I know when I return

I won't miss being good.

ButI wish I would.

Oh, yes!

Please try to remember me

for how I am.

And not how I will be.

I wish there was

something I could do.

Actually there is.

I will need a goat.

As bait to draw

the chi creature out.

Where am I supposed

to find a goat?

Jack.

I don't think

this is a very good idea.

Ja-a-ack. Ja-a-ack.

thud thud

Ja-a-ack!

Ying Yo-Yo. Ha ha!

The Ring of Nine Dragons!

Alright, find the chi, Jack.

And I'll distract the creature.

Good thinking, Jack.

By the way,

I'm proud to call you Jack..

Jack.

Ying Yo-Yo.

'I'll take those.'

- The Spear of Yun!

- Hey! What's going on?

This is no way to treat

an evil boy genius.

I have much washing to do

before I catch the next wave.

And the next.

I say you do for

a nice chi break, wash boy.

gulp

Hey, what's goin' on?

Why am I washing

Chase's underwear?

No time to explain.

We've got to get

Kimiko and Clay back.

I must make the floor clean

enough to eat off of.

Almost there.

gulp

gulp

This is way too creepy.

Hmm. What's that funny taste

in my mouth?

Not bad just, you know, funny.

I knew I should've devoured you

when I had the chance.

Uh, b-bad idea.

I think I maybe coming down

with something.

Could be contagious.

According to the ancient

scrolls, we have the right

to challenge you

for Omi's freedom.

And what do you wish to wager?

The only thing

you'd be willing to play for.

Our eternal loyalty.

No! I cannot allow you

to do this for me.

I accept your offer.

But no Shen Gong Wu.

You will rely only

on your martial art skills.

The game is Xiaolin Soccer.

First to score four points wins.

You and your jungle cats

against the four of us.

- The four?

- That's right.

Omi-cat is playing with us.

Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

kaboom

'Gong Yi Tan Pai!'

Hey, what do we do for a ball?

Oh!

thud

Yeah! Yeah!

Go get 'em, Chase! Yes!

I hate the away games.

The crowd's always against you.

swoosh

pow

roar

Ha ha ha.

Remember what

Master Fung once said.

"The way to defeat Chase Young

is to stop seeing him

as the greatest warrior

of all times."

Chase taught you

your best moves.

How can we beat

someone like that?

By using different moves.

And by getting back my dots!

Goat Biting Tail!

Horse Skipping Pebble!

Cat Playing Fiddle!

Duck Flipping Burgers!

Sparrow Eating Hotdog!

Sparrow Eating Hotdog?

swoosh

Way to go, Omi-cat!

Looks like we're not dead yet.

That is correct!

Omi-cat has more lives

than you can skin!

Judolette Flip Fire!

Yeah!

Typhoon Boom Wind!

It appears

I have taught you well.

No, it appears that

you have taught me too well.

Dragon X Kumei Formation!

swoosh

thud thud

thud

thud

Since I gave my word

you are free to go.

But now that you have

tasted evil it may not

be so easy the next time.

I think the evil in you

is stronger than you know.

I wish to apologize

for the trouble I caused.

Because of me the world

almost fell into the forces

of evil for eternity.

I knew the secret to defeat evil

and I refused to use it.

Perhaps I am not worthy

to be a Xiaolin monk.

I wouldn't be so sure.

Remember when you first used

the Fountain of Hui

and the Eagle Scope?

You thought you saw

how to destroy evil.

But what you did not see was me

holding the Reversing Mirror.

You saw the opposite

of destroying evil.

So if Omi had listened to us

and broke his word..

It would've been good

that would've been destroyed.

- Not evil.

- Thank you for telling me that.

It was very good of you.

Perhaps I've been right

about you all along.

The good in you maybe stronger

than you know.

'It is good to be back.'

Remember when I told you

that only one would rise

to the ranks of Wudai Warrior?

The time has come

to announce the chosen one.

Congratulations, Omi.

- Glad for you, partner.

- Way to go!

I do not know what to say

except I do not believe

I am the most worthy.

As I was saying..

congratulations Omi, Kimiko

'Raimundo and Clay.'

I am most pleased.

And most confused.

You said only one of us

would rise.

That is correct.

Only one would rise.

But not until you worked

together as one.

I don't know about you

but I think

he makes this stuff up

as he goes along.