02x24 - Dangerous Minds

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Man: Xiaolin Showdown.

All: Aah! All: Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Man: Xiaolin Showdown.

Whew!

I feel hotter than a cooked pig

at a Texas barbecue.

Why did you have to stash the Wu

so far underground?

So no one would find it.

Even me.

Oh!

Ooh, Jack Spicer.

Why are you always on my face?

That's in my face, gnome boy.

Now, say hello to my new

and improved worm-bots.

Why in tarnation would anyone

build robotic worms?

Hey, hat for brains,

for digging!

Worm-bots, attack!

Worm-bots, get your worm

butts back in line!

Huh? Aah!

Aah!

The hidoku mouse Shen Gong Wu!

Aah!

Protect me

or at least hold me tight.

Whoa! That is the biggest spider

I have ever seen!

No, the second--

third biggest!

Gotta get the Wu.

Whoa!

Maybe next time.

Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah

Thorn of thunderbolt!

Aah!

I have heard of these

mythical creatures,

but until now no one

has actually seen one.

I had hoped they

were only folklore.

Well, they're not and I

got 2 kinds of proof.

Black and blue. Eww!

According to the legend,

the spiders are neither

good nor evil.

They are simply consumers.

They consume vegetation,

animals, buildings,

even the Earth itself.

They eat until there is

nothing left to eat.

And I thought I had

a big appetite.

If the spiders aren't stopped--

let me guess,

it's 10,000 years of darkness.

Hey, I go with the odds.

Hi, Chase.

I heard you wanted to see me?

Yes, as repulsive as I find it.

You know, I was in the middle

of my Saturday bubble bath.

I'm not interested in

your bathing habits.

I understand it was your idiocy

that released the spiders.

Yeah, I--

I guess we got lucky

on that one, huh?

You fool!

How can we rule a planet if

the planet no longer exists?

Somehow we must stop

these creatures

before it's too late.

You know, I think a lot

better when I'm standing.

Aah!

This is fun.

Use your Shen Gong Wu

to fight these spiders

like a true evil villain.

I'm not usually modest,

but I'm a little uncomfortable

talking to a girl like this.

I'm not a girl!

I'm a 1,500-year-old

evil spirit!

Aah! Uhh!

The hidoku mouse is the key.

You know, those spiders

are awfully big.

Maybe if we let them alone--

whoever possesses

this Wu can use it

to undo mistakes like

releasing spiders that

will destroy the world!

Together, we will locate

the hidoku mouse that you lost

and undo the disaster

that you created.

I'm not sure if I can

even find the spot.

It was dark and spooky.

Aah!

I'm giving you a chance to

make up for your ill deed

and to show everyone

what you're made of.

If the spiders rip me apart,

everyone will see

what I'm made of.

Aah!

It's the end of the world!

It's the end of the world!

I've seen it all too often.

It's the end of the world!

Dojo, you must push

yourself together!

Young monks, leave at

once and do not return

until you find the hidoku mouse.

What about you?

I will be all right.

Remember, the fate of the world

rests with you.

Is it me or does the

fate of the world

rest with us a lot?

Kimiko: Where are we?

Raimundo: Somewhere dark?

Clay: Well, howdy duh!

I can't see a thing!

Help! Help!

A spider has my tail!

It appears that lady luck

is finally spitting on us.

I think you mean shining on us.

Whoa!

I think the little guy

had it right in the first place.

Help!

Hey, guys, look!

The hidoku mouse!

Too late, Xiaolin has-beens.

The hidoku mouse is mine.

Jack Spicer, you have picked

a most unwise time for me

to wash your time piece.

We face a common enemy.

We must set aside good

and evil for now.

Chase is right

as always.

No way!

I've come too far

to go home Wu-less.

Hyah!

Jack Spicer

I challenge you to a

Xiaolin Showdown.

The game is mud wrestling.

First to find the Wu, wins.

But I just took a bath!

Ok, ok.

My Tongue of Saiping against

your Orb of Tornami.

Let's go!

Xiaolin Showdown!

Gong yi tan pai!

Whoa! Oh!

What?

Ha ha ha!

Now it is my turn.

Aah!

Orb of Tornami! Water!

Not the hair!

Way to go! Whoo-hoo!

What did I miss?

Ah-choo!

Aah!

Tornado strike. Water!

Aah! Oh!

Tongue of Saiping!

Creatures of the

underworld, attack!

Eww! Aah!

Hyah!

Ugh!

Ha!

Looks like I found my element.

Ok, Jack Spicer, you have won.

Now use the Shen Gong

Wu to stop the spiders.

Not just yet.

I want to savor the moment.

Aah!

You fool!

It's the end of the world.

This is so unfair.

The one time I win,

the world has to end!

No!

Omi, catch!

Golden Tiger Claws!

Did they make it out?

I'm not sure.

The moler 2,000! Come on!

Aah!

Don't worry, Omi. We're

right behind you.

Huh?

Fighting for good has

become most complicated.

If the world is to be saved,

we must be the ones to save it.

There still may be an answer.

Without the hidoku

mouse, what can we do?

So by combining the

fountain of oui

and the Eagle Scope, I

can learn everything?

Even how to stop the spiders?

Yes, but first you

must give your word

as a Xiaolin warrior

only to look for a way

to destroy the spiders

and not evil.

You have my Xiaolin word.

Fountain of oui.

Eagle Scope.

I did not know that. I did

not know that, either.

Wow, I did not even know

that I did not know that.

Omi, we must concentrate

on the knowledge we seek.

The larva.

Aah!

Oh! Where are we?

My guess, Atlantis.

Why Atlantis?

Clay: Maybe we should

hold up here a while

'till those spiders are gone.

Um, guys, maybe we

should hold hands

so we don't get separated?

Bad idea. What's that?

Nobody wants to hold your

clammy, little hand.

Nyah, nyah--huh?

Whoa, Nellie!

OhMyAah!

Does anyone else feel like

they're gonna heave?

Don't even go there.

That kind of talk can

get awfully contagious.

Ugh! I say we

change the subject.

What do you think the

spiders want with us?

Dude, we're in their web.

Take a guess.

I don't want a spider to eat me!

This place is so big.

We could look for days

without finding anyone.

I have a horse

his name is boo

shh, we all live in

a shoe-hoo-hoo-hoo

ha ha ha!

Dojo!

Huh? Ohh!

Where am I? What year is it?

How long have I been living

like a rat in a hole?!

35 minutes.

Huh, it's funny.

Time moves a lot

slower down here.

Where are the others?

The spiders got 'em!

They were everywhere!

It was awful!

Hey, you're one of the bad guys.

When we find our friends,

I am certain we will find

the queen and the egg chamber.

Queen?

Egg chamber?

Uhh! Uhh!

Chill, evil partner.

Spiders don't eat people.

You sure?

Positive.

The desiccate 'em.

Suck out the fluids

until nothing is left.

What, a cowboy can't

have a hobby?

I don't want to be what he said!

They usually start

with the squirmiest.

I heard this place

really used to rock

on Saturday night.

Stay near.

We must be getting

close to the nest.

I am not afraid of any spider.

I eat spiders for breakfast.

Personally, I prefer a

nice bowl of cereal.

Hyah! Hyah!

You need not work so hard.

Close your eyes and

allow yourself to see.

Allow your tiger

instincts to take hold.

Remember all that I taught you.

Viper striking rock!

Cheetah leaping tree!

Bear fighting moose!

Wolf attacking ox!

That was most amazing.

You are most

amazing, young monk.

Getting off chummy

with the bad guy, huh?

Dojo, we have a world to say.

Looks like we've captured

our first prisoner.

Tongue of Saiping.

Spider, tell us at once.

Where is your egg chamber?

You can kiss my 8 feet.

When the egg sac hatches,

there will be too many

of us for you to stop.

Ha ha ha!

We're definitely inside

the queen's chamber.

I still do not see any

sign of an egg sac.

We're gonna need help!

Young monks, together: Help!

Help!

Jack: Somebody please help me!

Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay,

are you all right?

Oh, not bad,

except for that

itch I can't reach.

What's Chase Young doing here?

We have formed a good

and evil alliance

to save the world.

That's right, rub it in.

Now how about getting

us down from here?!

Golden Tiger Claws.

Uhh!

We must drill to

the Earth's core

and flood the chamber

with molten lava.

Once it hardens,

the spiders will be

encased forever.

Peachy plan,

except whoever you send

will Wind up as toast.

No! No!

You can't!

I may be evil, but

I have rights!

And I--

I burn easily.

As tempting as that sounds,

I will put the moler

2,000 on auto-pilot.

We must leave before

the queen returns.

Uhh! Aah!

I believe the queen

is in the building.

Aah!

Hurry, everyone. Take my hand!

I have a better idea.

I'll take the

Golden Tiger Claws!

Jack, you jerk!

Too late, Xiaolin has-beens.

What do we do now?

I know one thing we can do.

Run!

Hey, I'm out of danger.

Aah!

Clay: Get a move on!

They're gaining on us!

It looks as if we can kiss

our backsides good-bye.

You mean kiss our butts!

That is most disgusting.

Aah!

This is it.

Well, I did have a

good 1,500 years.

I want to live!

The Black Beetle Shen Gong Wu

will protect us from

the intense heat.

Black Beetle!

You sure do come prepared.

Aah!

Dojo: h* h* h*!

Aah!

Uhh!

Cherry ride, dude.

Omi, you did it.

Hey, look, I caught me a fish.

Yes, we make an even

better team than just me.

But now that we

have fought as one,

how will we ever battle again?

I'm sure we will find a way.

This moment won't last forever,

except in this moment of time.

Hey, homey, it's cool that

you worked with Chase.

You did what you had to do

to save the world and Texas.

When I used the fountain of

oui and the Eagle Scope,

I gave my Xiaolin word to

Chase that I would not look

to see how to destroy evil.

That's ok. You had to.

Well, I may have peeked.

Uhh!

I tell you, you should

have seen me in action.

Those spiders will think twice

before messing with

this dragon again.

Badda-bing. Heh heh heh.

Aah!

Ha ha ha!

Dojo, you should

have seen yourself.

Rai, that wasn't very nice.

How can anyone be so

afraid of a spider?

Yeow-ow-ow-oh!

Ha ha ha!

What a p*nsy!

Tongue of Saiping!

Thank you for your assistance,

my small friend.