02x14 - Screams of the Siren

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Xiaolin Showdown.

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Xiaolin Showdown.

Dojo, what's the matter.

Either I got a hold

of some bad Sushi,

or something's happening

with the Shen Gong Wu.

Raimundo: That's pretty

weird, even for Wu.

Aah!

Hold on, partner.

I got ya!

And I got you, big guy!

Whoa!

Ya!

Clay: Anybody else

feel a breeze?

Ohh! Ohh!

Ooh, bad idea.

Very, very bad!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Oof! Oof! Oof!

Dojo, dude, how come

you didn't just fly?

Good idea just a little late!

Better look out for

my mad hook shot.

I've seen you sh**t.

You're as lame as me.

Huh? Mmm.

Ha ha ha ha! Heh heh heh!

Ha ha!

Foul!

I didn't touch him!

Did, too! Did not!

Wuya: Stop!

Huh?

The ring of 9 dragons

is for creating evil,

not for copying yourself

for your own amusement,

or picking your teeth.

Besides, one of you is

about all I can stand.

Hey, what's up with the Wu?

It appears the time

we've long awaited

has finally arrived.

Ah ha ha ha!

The planets have

aligned themselves

as they do once every

thousand years.

"Once every thousand years."

That could only mean bad news.

The Shen Gong Wu will

act on their own.

They will travel the Earth

until they find each other.

Once they have,

they will form Mala Mala Jong.

Raimundo: I knew it-- bad news.

Ha! I am not afraid.

I defeated mala

mala jong before.

This time, Mala Mala Jong

will be far more powerful.

It will be made of

many more Shen Gong Wu

and will not rest until

it has found them all

and realized its destiny

to become the fearsome four.

Mala mala must not

be allowed to form.

You must work together by

learning to wisely use

your individual elements.

I promise you, we will

defeat this evil together,

even if I have to do

it all by myself.

Ha!

Whaa!

Clay: This place is creepier

than auntie may givin'

herself a sponge bath.

Kimiko: Ew!

I say we spread out.

We will cover more dirt.

Eh! Ugh!

First to find anything

will call out for the others.

Dojo, what do you think?

I don't know.

I'm still thinkin' about

auntie may's sponge bath.

The Shen Gong Wu!

Not so fast, baldy.

First you'll have to

get by Jack Spicer,

evil boy genius.

Ohh! This is most ridiculous.

I don't need help to

defeat Jack Spicer.

Jack Spicer!

I order to to decease

and desist at once!

The ring of 9 dragons!

You have only weakened yourself

by dividing into so many Jacks,

and you had little upper

body strength to begin with.

Jacks, attack!

Hyah! Ha!

Yow!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Oh! Oh! Aah!

Ha ha ha ha!

Huh?

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Hyah!

Ha!

Oof!

Oof! Oof!

I was just getting heated up.

Hee-haw!

Aah! Unh!

Ah! Excellent work, Jack!

Your act of stupidity gave

Mala Mala Jong time to form.

I've always been a team player.

Wuya: Step one is complete.

Now we must be patient

and wait to make our next move

when the time is right.

I say the time is now!

Mala mala, how would you

like to join me on my quest

of world domination?

I may even throw

in team jackets!

Ohh

Rrrrr!

Aah!

Ohh. Ohh.

Some days, it's hardly

worth being evil.

Omi, what happened?

I am afraid, uh

Mala Mala Jong has come to life.

I can't believe we

got here too late.

Oh, man, I feel more embarrassed

than a mule at the

Kentucky derby.

According to the scroll,

the rise of Mala Mala Jong

will allow a new Shen

Gong Wu to be revealed.

It is called the

Emperor Scorpion.

Whoever possesses it

will have control

over all Shen Gong Wu.

If we can find it,

we can use it to break

Mala Mala Jong apart

before it turns into

the fearsome four.

Excellent. Great ending

and not too long.

Dragged a little in

the middle though.

Don't get too excited, Raimundo.

Here comes the bad part.

If the Emperor Scorpion

falls into the wrong hands,

the fearsome four

will be unstoppable.

This will be our only chance

to save the world from

certain destruction.

Why does there always

have to be a bad part?

How are we ever gonna

find Mala Mala Jong now?

Relax! Everything is

going as planned.

Wipe your nose.

Hey, I'm the evil boy genius.

How come I'm the last to

know what's going on?

I prefer to keep things

on a need-to-know basis.

But I don't know anything.

Yes. It's the one

thing you do well.

The ring of 9 dragons.

Aah!

Mala mala, I've

been expecting you.

I see you've reconsidered

my generous offer.

First, we have to work

on your evil laugh.

Try this.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ok, maybe that was

a little advanced.

How about we start

with an evil sneer?

Ha ha ha ha!

Rrr!

Rarr!

Well, you definitely

have the evil roar down.

Rarr!

Rrrr!

Aah!

Aah!

What's he want?

He's looking for a

certain Shen Gong Wu.

But he's got most of them,

except for the

ring of 9 dragons,

which I have in my pocket.

Rarr!

Aah! What'd I say?

Unh! Ah!

Aah!

Hey, hey! Boundaries!

Aah!

Ah haAah!

Yes! Step two is now complete.

What's goin' on?

The Emperor Scorpion

Shen Gong Wu

has just revealed itself.

What?!

Once we possess it,

we will be able to control

the fearsome four.

The who?

Then together, we

will rule the world!

Ok, I got that part.

Let's do it.

UnhUgh!

Yii!

Unh!

Come on, kids. We've

got no time to lose.

So where is the

Emperor Scorpion?

The

center of the Earth!

Dress light.

It's always summer down there.

And bring ice.

Tunnel armadillo!

Ooh! If I were a Shen Gong Wu,

where would I hang my hat?

On a small mound

of hardened lava.

What makes you say that?

Rarr!

Oh, no! We're too late!

It's the fearsome four!

According to the ancient scroll,

the fearsome four's

appearance marks

the end of the world!

Hello, Xiaolin losers!

Ready to admit defeat?

Never! I will defeat you

and the fearsome four!

"I will defeat you and

the fearsome four."

Dude, get over yourself!

So, which one do

you want to take?

I will take them all!

Ha! Loki strike!

Rarr!

Haa!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Haaa!

Ha! Ha! Hyah! Hyah! Ha! Ha!

I can't tell. Is he winning?

Huh!

I'm guessing no.

I say it's time to kick

some mala mala butt!

Raaah!

Ha!

Aah!

Ooh!

Ohh! Oof!

Haaa!

Haa!

Hyah!

I hate to interrupt your fun,

but guess who gets

to rule the world.

Yes! At last, the final step

towards world domination

is complete!

Emperor Scorpion!

Fearsome four, I

command you to

Laugh evilly.

All: Ha ha ha ha!

Now laugh evilly while

hopping on one leg.

Ha ha ha ha!

Enough gloating.

Let's get out of here.

Ok, ok, one sec.

Now, laugh evilly while

Tap dancing!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha! Ha!

Now, for the grand exit laugh.

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Now that Spicer is in control

of the fearsome four,

there's no stopping him.

Kimiko: I can't believe

how badly we messed up.

Yeah. It's not every day

a fella's responsible

for the end of the world.

No! Stop!

It is my fault.

When mala mala first

came together,

I could have called

for your help,

but I, uh

Chose to do it alone.

I may have forgotten to

mention that before.

It doesn't mater now.

Whoa! We tried fighting the

fearsome four together and lost.

Yeah! We got our

butts handed to us.

Whoa!

Aah!

Whoa!

Working together is more

than just fighting together.

It is knowing how to use each

other's strengths wisely.

Hey, could somebody

please translate?

Well, I reckon Master Fung

is speakin' of our elements.

In other words, we should

focus on what we do best.

Ah! If only snoozing

was an element.

Cheer up, kiddo.

You'll get another chance

to save the world.

And when that time comes,

I will show true

leadership by, uh

Not showing true leadership.

It is time to trigger

the doomsday scenario.

And which doomsday

scenario would that be?

The one where we unleash

the evil forces

of the fearsome four

and destroy the world!

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Rarr!

Ha!

I believe you have something

that belongs to us!

And I believe you just ruined

my freshly painted wall.

Emperor Scorpion!

Fearsome four, do your thing!

Rarr!

Dragon "x" cool day formation!

Rarr!

Kimiko, I believe this

is your department.

Judo flip, Fire!

Rarr!

Aah!

Rai, looks like this

bronco is all yours.

Typhoon fu, Wind!

Aah!

Rarr!

What do you say we switch

partners, partner?

Tornado strike, Water!

Unh!

Seismic kick, Earth!

This is what you call evil?

You look like bigger

losers than Jack!

You know what do do!

Golden Tiger Claws!

Aah!

No!

Aah!

We challenge you to an

8-way Xiaolin Showdown!

We wager our Falcon's Eye

against your Orb of tournabi.

Rarr! Rarr! Rarr!

Sounds like a yes to me.

The game is the

ropes of darkness.

Last to fall wins.

Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

All: Ha!

All: Gong yi tan pai!

Aah!

What a rip-off!

I can't see anything!

And these are the good seats.

Ooh!

Aah! Oh!

The blood seems to be

quickly looking for my head.

Ohh! Aah!

Mala mala is very good at

guessing my whereabouts.

I'm afraid it's

more than guessing.

Oh!

If they can't see ya,

they can't find ya.

Ooh!

Clay: Sorry.

Way to go, Clay!

One down, three to--

go!

Falcon's Eye!

Clay, go left!

Now right! Now left again!

Aah!

Clay, catch!

Aah!

Falcon's Eye!

Omi, mala mala's to the left!

Is that my left or yours?

Ohh! Ooh!

Yaah!

Omi, grab the rope

in front of you!

Unh! Oh!

Rarr! Rarr!

Kimiko: Go right, Omi!

Clay: No, no! Your other left!

Poor little fella's

gonna last as long

as a dab of gravy on my

uncle Otis's lower lip.

O.K.

I have an idea!

Judo flip, Fire!

Aah!

Rarr! Rarr!

Unh!

Tornado strike, Water!

Orb of tournabi!

You did it, Omi!

Great job, dude!

You are the best, buddy!

No, my friends.

We are the best.

Guess he doesn't have

such a big head after all.

Raimundo: So, you ready

to do the honors

and break up mala mala

jong for all of us?

Omi: Yes, but first, I

have a better idea.

Emperor Scorpion!

Mala Mala Jong, I understand

that Jack likes basketball.

Perhaps we should have a game.

Cool. So who gets first pick?

Aah!

Jack: Ow! Ow! Unh!

Aah!