02x11 - Master Monk Guan

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Xiaolin Showdown.

Xiaolin Showdown.

Dojo, would you hurry it up?

Ok. Ok.

It's there!

No! There!

No, no, no, wait. Over there!

Dojo, are you sure

it's a Shen Gong

Wu you're sensing

and not that very large spider?

Heh heh heh.

Like I'm gonna

fall for that one.

Aah! Spider!

That's not a spider.

What a Dojo.

That's it--

the lasso boa-boa.

When activated, it transforms

into a bone-crushing

constrictor.

And now it's mine!

UhOurs.

Not so fast!

First you'll have to get by me--

Jack Spicer--

and my army of Wuya-bots.

How ugly.

Dawg ugly.

Yeah, gross.

Eww.

Wuya-bots

Attack!

My Wuya-bots!

Don't just stand there.

Get in there and fight!

I would if it

weren't for this

Cough.

Arr, arr, arr!

Dragon X Kumei Formation!

Jack! You are an embarrassment

to evil everywhere!

Unh! Huh?

I believe this belongs to you.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am--

you are the world-famous

master Monk Guan!

Where? Where?

Nice of you to join us, Dojo,

now that the battle is over.

Master Monk Guan, I walk

on the ground you worship.

I mean, I worship the

walk on the ground.

I mean, i--

it's all right.

I know what you mean.

Master Monk Guan

is the most accomplished

tai chi master.

He has defeated the

greatest warriors

using only his famous

Spear of Guan.

And I see much

potential in you, Omi.

Oh, yes. I know.

I only wish I had arrived sooner

so I could have joined you.

You know, I'm the one

who flew them there.

Yeah. We were lucky

to get there at all.

Ha ha ha ha!

What a Dojo.

Dojo, perhaps if you

didn't eat so much,

you would fly swifter.

Are you saying that I'm fat?

No, no, nothing like that.

It's just that you're, um

Big-boned.

You know, I can still fit

into the same swimming trunks

I wore 1,500 years ago.

You mean your old toga?

What a Dojo.

I do all the sensing

of Shen Gong Wu

and all the flying,

but do I ever get

a pat on the back

or a "good job, Dojo"?

No. Never.

I have traveled the

world a dozen times,

but I have never seen a creature

as fascinating as you.

You find me fascinating? How?

What other creatures

can sense the presence

of a Shen Gong Wu?

Yeah. You're right.

I am fascinating.

And, you know,

there's someone you should meet

that would really

appreciate your talents.

Do you get the feeling

that we're not alone?

You know, in all the excitement,

you never told me who

your friend was.

It's none other than the

famous Chase Young.

Ha ha ha ha!

That's funny. Ha ha ha!

I thought you said

it was Chase Young.

Aah! That's right.

Chase Young? As in

the master of evil,

the guy who makes your lower

lip quiver Chase Young?

Sorry, but I gotta go.

Where's the button

on this thing?

Aah!

Oh, oh! Aah!

You've done well,

master Monk Guan.

You've delivered the dragon.

What?! What dragon?

Oh? Me. Well, yes, I am. Ha ha.

And as promised,

I return to you the

Spear of Guan.

Now leave and never return.

Come, now.

It's time for your dinner.

I sure hope you're

talking to me.

Mmm

Rrr

Waah!

I trust your meal

was satisfactory.

It's about the best meal

I've had in 600 years.

I'm pleased that you're

enjoying yourself.

Whew.

Aah!

You taught them to do that?

Among other duties.

I hate to admit it,

but for an evil villain,

you have been very hospitable.

Thank you.

I have something very special

in store for you, Dojo.

Hmm?

You do? Hmm. Huh.

Well, I hate to eat and run.

It will be up to you, Dojo.

Your stay here can be a pleasant

or an unpleasant experience.

I choose pleasant.

How about pleasant?

Pleasant would be nice.

I thought you might.

Oh, that's it.

We've looked high

and low for Dojo.

I have looked high.

No Dojo, I'm afraid.

I just hope the little guy's ok.

It will be difficult for

Dojo to resist showing up

the next time a Shen

Gong Wu reveals itself.

But how will we know when a

Shen Gong Wu has been revealed?

I have an idea!

Ahh, it's coming to me.

The Monsoon Sandals have

just revealed themselves.

The monsoon what?

Sandals! Sandals!

Whoever possesses them

will have legs that can

stretch for miles.

Ooh. I've always wanted that.

All we have to do is

use the GPS receiver.

Then we'll be able to track

Jack wherever he goes.

All: Silver Manta Ray!

Uhh!

Hold it right there.

We shall take the Shen Gong Wu,

if you please.

Go ahead and try.

Monsoon Sandals!

Aah!

Time-out!

Nosebleed!

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Unh!

Aah

Chase Young.

Pleased to meet you.

Chase Young?

As in Chase Young,

the greatest super-evil genius

of all time Chase Young?

I do have a certain reputation.

Here. I want you to have my Wu.

You fool!

Chase Young is my all-time hero.

He's an evildoer's evildoer.

Omi: Dojo!

Where have you been?

We could have missed out on a lot

of Shen Gong Wu with you gone.

Are you sure, with my

big bones and all,

it wouldn't have just

slowed you down?

Oh, is that why you left?

Hey, we were only funnin'

with you, partner.

We didn't mean to

hurt your feelings.

WellYou did.

Kimiko: We need you, Dojo.

You are a most valuable dragon.

And most of all,

you're one of us, dude.

Really?

I missed you guys, too.

So, you will return to

the temple with us?

I'd like to,

but I can't.

I've been traded

Like a baseball card!

Well, what no-good

hombre would do that?

Master Monk Guan.

This cannot be.

Master Monk Guan is

far too honorable

to engage in such behavior.

That's where you'd be wrong,

my naive young Xiaolin admirer.

Dojo belongs to me now.

If you do not surrender Dojo

and the Shen Gong Wu at once,

you will suffer a most

humiliating defeat.

What are we gonna do, fight

or sit around and sip tea?

It's my special lau

mang lone soup.

I always have a cup

before victory.

You fight well,

for a little one.

The fact that my

center of gravity

is low to the ground

only makes me more difficult

to defeat in battle.

Whew!

You fight well, too.

I mean, as evil geniuses go.

I've been itchin'

to scrap all day.

Hyaaaah! Hyaaaah!

And what do you say

we work together?

Split the Wu down the middle.

I have little interest

in Shen Gong Wu.

I only came to observe

the young monks

I heard so much about.

True strength comes from within.

Oh, that's deep.

You know, Chase--

can I call you Chase?

It's a pleasure to

watch you work.

Jack! You pathetic

little groupie!

If I had a stomach I'd hurl.

Hee hee, hee hee.

There he is.

It's time we get to

the top of this.

The bottom of this.

That, too!

But how is it possible

that you would do such a thing?

You are a great warrior.

I am afraid I am not the

great warrior I once was.

Guan: Years ago, i

fought Chase Young.

The battle went on for days

Severely testing

our wills to win.

I made the first error

And lost my Spear of Guan.

Without it, I was nothing.

I had lost my courage.

Then Chase Young offered me

a chance to get it back.

If you gave him Dojo.

Master Fung says what

makes a warrior strong

is not the weapon but the

warrior holding the weapon.

I'm sorry.

I will show you where

to find his palace,

but I'm afraid

that's all I can do.

What does he want with Dojo?

Chase Young was once

on the side of good.

However, he traded his soul

for a potion that keeps

him forever young.

Kimiko: One cup of wheat grass,

one tablespoon of salt,

a pinch of dried frog,

and one whole dragon?

Perhaps you'd like

another helping.

Yeah. I'd love another helping,

but you're gonna have

to get me a bigger tub.

That could be arranged.

It appears you are ready

for the lau mang lone soup.

You're making me a bowl of soup?

In a manner of speaking, yes.

We are in luck.

Chase Young must have forgotten

to close the door behind him.

Is that luck, or a trap?

Same difference!

We shall use our

superior fighting skills

to protect us.

What?!

Aah! Aah!

Guys, over here!

Omi: Dojo!

Are you all right?

I'm sitting in a pot of soup!

What do you think?!

Hee hee hee hee hee!

Wow! You're even more

hideous than Wuya.

I love it!

You see before you my true form,

without the benefit

of my potion.

I can see why you're

so faithful to it.

Star Hanabi Fire!

Ruby of Ramses!

Hey! Put me down!

Lasso boa-boa!

Thorn of thunderbolt!

Aaaah! Aaaah!

Perhaps you will join

me in a bowl of Dojo.

I wouldn't celebrate

your victory just yet.

Master Monk Guan!

I knew you would come.

How could I resist joining you

in fighting the dark

forces of evil?

Chase Young, I challenge

you to a showdown.

A plain old regular showdown?

We haven't had one of

those in a long time.

No Shen Gong Wu.

We use only our

martial arts skills.

The wager will be the freedom

of Dojo and the monks.

And should I prevail,

you will forever pledge

your loyalty to me,

and join the other

fallen warriors

who are enslaved in the

beasts that serve me.

You'll turn him into a big cat?

Oh, you are so cutting-edge!

Both: Gong Yi Tampai!

loser Guan, loser Guan

loser Guan

you cannot defeat me.

Even the Spear of

Guan won't save you.

What makes a warrior strong

is not the weapon

But the warrior

holding the weapon.

Ha hah!

h*-ohhhh!

Your theatrics are

quite amusing,

as are your skills in combat.

Ohhhh! Unh!

I see you now for what you are

and not for what you

pretend to be--

a powerful beast!

Yes! We can still stop them!

No! I accepted their challenge

and lost. Huh?!

They're free to go.

I'm certain that our

paths will cross again.

As I, too, am certain.

Just leaving. I'm with them.

Clay: Gotta admit, partner,

you came through for us

when the chips were down.

Yeah, you really saved

our butts, dude.

Even though you almost got mine

cooked in the first place.

Thanks for saving my life!

Is physical contact appropriate?

And thank you, Omi,

for restoring the

courage I had lost.

It was never really lost,

just misplaced.

I want you to have this, Omi.

I have a feeling I will not

be needing it anymore.

The Spear of Guan!

I could not accept

something so valuable.

Huh?

You need not twist my foot.

I will make an

exception this once.