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02x10 - Dreamscape

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Xiaolin Showdown". Aired: November 1, 2003 – May 13, 2006.*
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Set in a world where martial arts battles and Eastern magic are commonplace, the series follows Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, and Clay, four young Xiaolin warriors in training who, alongside their dragon companion Dojo, battle the Heylin forces of evil, especially series antagonists Jack Spicer, Wuya, and Chase Young.

02x10 - Dreamscape

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Xiaolin Showdown.

Xiaolin Showdown.

AndAction.

It appears evil boy

genius Jack Spicer

has company.

Jackbots--attack!

That's gonna leave a mark.

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

AhHmm?

All: Aah!

Ruby of Ramses!

Cut! No, no, no!

The camera stays on me

Jack Spicer.

Jack, will you just

get on with it?!

Nag, nag, nag!

The Shadow of Fear is mine!

Faster, Dojo!

Don't you worry.

Old Clay has got a rope

or 2 up his sleeve.

Come along, little doggies!

Make your move, Spicer!

Makeup!

Hey--ooh--ah--

beautiful! Action!

UhEhEeBuh

What's wrong with Clay?

Looks like he's got a pretty

bad case of stage fright.

Hah hah hah hah hah hah!

Orb of Tornami!

Ohh! Ohh! Ooh!

Whoa! Aah!

Sword of the Storm!

Lotus Twister!

Uh-oh, uh-oh! Oh!

OohThey sure grow

'em big in Texas.

Ha ha! Once again

i, Jack Spicer,

have triumphed over

the Xiaolin losers,

and it's all captured on film!

You should be thinking more

about world domination

and less about the movie.

Eh. They're pretty

much the same thing.

Oh, cheer up, Clay.

There is no shame in a

humiliating defeat.

RememberIt will

only make you stronger

for the next one.

Yeah. Thanks. But

i never figured

I'd turn out to be camera shy.

I feel lower than a tick

huggin' a gopher's belly.

Dojo, exactly what does

the Shadow of Fear do?

It allows whoever holds it

to enter another's dreams

And bring to life

their deepest and darkest fear.

Hah! Then I have no worries,

because I have no fears.

Hold on there, partner.

See? No fear.

Huh?

Your courage is admirable,

dragons in training.

Yet the bravest monk is not

the one who fears nothing

but the one who is willing

to face what he fears most.

Jack Spicer cannot defeat me

even with the Shadow of Fear,

because I have never met

a fear I was afraid of!

Shh!

Guys, I want you to get

in close for this.

Oh, quiet, you fool!

We are rolling!

When hunting the elusive wolf,

you have to move

as quiet as a cat.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ooh, that hurt!!

Shadow of Fear!

NoNo!

NoNo

3 down

One cue-ball to go.

Omi: I vow to obey

the greatest dragon.

Everyone will want to meet Omi

and name streets after Omi

and build statues of Omi

and tell all their friends

of the day they

actually met Omi!

OmiOmi

I should have known.

The kid's as boring in dreams

as he is in real life.

NowLet's see

where his fear is.

What's going on?

Jack Spicer!

You are not welcome here.

Prepare to battle!

NoNo!

It cannot be!

Hah hah hah hah hah!

This is your worst nightmare?

You want to fight with me?

Hah hah hah hah hah!

NoNo!

Noooooo!

Clay: Sorry. I guess

I'm a tad tired.

I didn't get enough shut-eye

to put the wag in a flea's tail.

Looks like my young monks had

trouble sleeping last night.

Actually, I had a

pretty gross dream.

Jack Spicer was in it.

Me, too! Did he do

his evil laugh?

Yeah! And it was so annoying!

Now that Jack has

the Shadow of Fear,

it's very possible that he has

been visiting your dreams.

Talk about wanting to

wash my brain out

I am not afraid of anything

Jack Spicer may find

inside my head!

Omi, since you are so unafraid,

you will watch over

the Shen Gong Wu.

Jack Spicer!

Quiet on the set!

Rolling!

The oneThe only

Ruler of the universe,

master of evil--

less talk and more Shen Gong Wu!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't watch me!

I'm an artiste. I'm

temperamental.

Ok. Let me set up the

scene for you, baldy.

You're defending

the Shen Gong Wu

when you are defeated

by your own cowardice.

Hah! You are no longer

in your rocker.

I fear nothing.

Oh, really? Cut. Let

me do that line again.

Oh really?!

Just do it! I don't

have all eternity.

Well, I do, but I don't

want to spend it with you.

Shadow of Fear!

Omi: No it cannot be!

I will not fear.

I will not fear.

I will notStay here!

Aah!

Cut and print. That's a keeper.

I'm so evil, I can't stand it!

Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!

Aah!

Did you hear that?

Sounded like a heifer

with its tongue stuck

to a frozen flagpole.

Jack Spicer? Jack Spicer!

In the flesh. No

autographs, please.

Stop them!

I told you to hurry!

But no all you care about

is your precious little movie!

I needed more footage!

Don't worry, I'll get

the rest in retakes.

Camerabots--attack!

Don't worry, xioalin losers.

I'll thank you in my

acceptance speech.

It's not too bad.

They only got a few

of the Shen Gong Wu.

Where's Omi? He's supposed

to be guarding the temple!

Hey, what happened

little partner?

You're supposed to be on guard.

Maybe we should

bring him inside.

He doesn't look too good.

Is everybody ready to go

kick some Jack Spicer butt?

Does a bull like to snort?

Yeah.

I couldn't have put

it better myself.

Uh

I have some scrolls

to study right now.

What?

And, of course, there

is that gardening

I promised master

fung I'd finish.

You'd rather garden

than kick butt?

Then there's the

floors I must scrub

with a very small toothbrush.

I should begin now.

What's the problem, Omi? You ok?

I'm fine! What could

possibly be the matter?

It's not like I'm

afraid or anything.

No, don't! I need a bath!

I must fight clean!

Never mind.

Lights, cameras

Action!

We've come for the stolen

Shen Gong Wu, Jack.

Judallet flip, Fire!

Good, good. Very dramatic.

But so is this--

Shadow of Fear!

Play with me, Kimiko.

Lil' chica! No! It can't be!

Don't you want a hug?

No! No, stay away!

Come and give your

granny a kiss,

my little Clay-way.

I'm gonna give you a

pinch on the cheeky!

Granny Lilly! I couldn't

feel my cheek for a month

after the last time you--

aah!

No!

I always knew you

existed in the Water,

and now here, too!

No!

Maybe it will not be here.

No!

Maybe it has gone away.

EeeAah!

Miniko!

Aah!

Zoom in!

Now show me more fear!

Hoo hoo hah hah hah hah!

Cut and print!

Amazing, Jack. For once

you have done well!

What can I say? I

was born to direct.

Hah hah hah hah hah!

It seems Jack Spicer

has found your worst nightmares

using the Shadow of Fear.

Hey, check this out.

It's one of Jack's camerabots

taken out during the raid.

Ha ha ha ha!

Why didn't you warn

us, little buckaroo?

I was to ashamed to

tell any of you.

Perhaps if I had,

you could have been

better prepared

for our humiliating defeat.

Sorry to break up

this downer fest,

but I'm sensing

another Shen Gong Wu.

The Crouching Cougar,

an excellent ground vehicle

for jungle travel,

with all the power and handling

any young warrior could ask for.

Do not lose hope.

Realizing one's fears

is the first step

to facing them.

Raimundo: I'm all for listening

to master fong's wiseness,

but facing my fear

isn't going to work.

It's only going to get me eaten.

But what can we do?

Perhaps we should swap fears.

Mm-hmm!

Yeah!

Good idea!

Yeah!

I want a close-up

of the Shen Gong Wu

when I find it.

Hurry, Jack!

We're going to lose

the Crouching Cougar.

No, wait!

Shadow of Fear!

Kimiko: Here they come!

Remember the plan.

Switch!

I do not play with dolls.

I defeat them!

Fist of Tebigong!

Come on, granny.

Let's go.

Pinchy, pinchy.

Aah!

Bring it on,

you dadgarn gelatinous glob!

Arrgh!

Kiss your bony little

butt good-bye,

you glorified rodent.

Hey, no fair!

Where does it say

they can switch?

I hate it when actors improvise.

Just forget about them and

get the Shen Gong Wu.

Jack Spicer! Stop him!

Ha ha ha ha! Too late!

The Shen Gong Wu is mine!

Wait. Where's my close-up?

It's a 5, 6, 7

8-way Xiaolin Showdown!

All: Huh?!

Is there such a thing?

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, oh, oh, here it is.

It's in the supplemental

pages that came out

in the last 200 years.

Basically it's 4 against 4,

each wagering one Shen Gong Wu.

Whoo-whee!

We're gonna need a

wheelbarrow full of Wu

for this showdown.

Then we wager our two ton tunic,

Shroud of Shadows, Lotus Twister

and Silk Spinner

against your Serpent's Tail,

Eye of Dashi, Third arm

Sash and Fist of Tebigong.

Slow down! I can't

write that fast.

The game is a

free-for-all sumo match,

face-to-face with

your own worst fear.

First to leave the ring loses.

Ha ha ha ha!

Brilliant, Jack!

Bravo!

Let's go!

Xiaolin Showdown!

Whoa! This is most embarrassing.

I used to do a little

wrastlin' back home,

but only with greased pigs.

Jack: Enough chatter.

Let's wrestle!

By the way, you

guys, cool diapers.

All: Gong yi tan pai!

Eye of Dashi!

Shroud of Shadows!

Aah!

Silk Spinner!

Aah!

How about that kissy?

Mm-wah! No!

Aah!

Fist of Tebigong!

Jack: Come on, guys! A

little action here!

Maybe we can work

in a car chase?

Lotus Twister!

A grandson should only

have to take so much!

It's only a squirrel.

Aah!

The greatest monk is not

the one who fears nothing,

but the one who is willing

to face what he fears most.

Aah!

I still fear you--aah!

But I do not fear to face you!

Two ton tunic!

You're out!

Aah!

All: You're out!

We're victorious!

Whoo hoo!

Do it all the way!

Not a lip bruise anywhere.

You and your directing!

Nine!

We lost 9 Shen Gong Wu!

Cut! Cut! I said cut!

It's funny how things so

small can seem so large

in our minds.

I wonder what Jack

Spicer's greatest fear is.

Guess we'll never know.

I know!

I picked it up when

no one was looking.

The shadow of fears!

Huh? Oh!

Eee! No!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah!